-- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] began trolling adjutorObedientiary [AO] at 15:45 --
[03:45] BT: ((IM DOIN IT BRO))
[03:45] BT: ((MAKING IT))
[03:45] BT: ((HAPEN))
[03:45] AO: [woooooooo]
[03:47] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] BEEP. BEEP. Oh god, who's that road-devil? That's Martis. He goes skidding around a bend in the road, a bottle of trollquilla clutched in one hand and steering with the other, a hotgrub clutched in his mouth. "WOOFHUHHINHOOOOOO" --
[03:48] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] clings to the side of the car, laughing hysterically before taking a deep swig of trollquila. Her food's already been devoured. --
[03:48] BT: "I DEFINITELY AIN'T AFRAID OF TH' FUCKIN' SUBJUGGULATORS RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOW!"
[03:49] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] goes over a bridge. And by "goes over a bridge" I mean "goes over a bridge so hard that the car flies through the air". --
[03:50] AO: "THAT'2 BECAU2E YOU'RE DRUNKER'N II AM!!"
[03:50] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] shrieks, grabbing onto Martis now. --
[03:51] BT: "THE DRUNKEEEEEEEEEST"
[03:51] BT: "NO DRUNK FOR ANYBODY ELSE!"
[03:51] AO: "II AIIN'T DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THII2!!"
[03:51] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] is even forgetting to cough when he shouts. So drunk. The car hits the ground pretty hard, but it keeps going. Sturdy li'l beast. --
[03:51] BT: "THEN KEEP DRINKIN'!"
[03:52] AO: "GOOD IIDEA!!"
[03:52] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] GLUG. There goes that bottle. She tosses it out the side. --
[03:52] BT: "HEY DO I TAKE A RIGHT OR A LEFT HERE ANSWER WITHIN FIVE SECONDS PLEASE"
[03:52] AO: "LEFT!!"
[03:53] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. --
[03:53] BT: "OKAY THANKS."
[03:53] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] CLING! --
[03:53] AO: "NOT A PROBLEM!!"
[03:53] BT: "HOW LATE ISSIT NOW?!"
[03:53] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] turns around and digs in the back seat for more booze --
[03:53] AO: "HALF AN HOUR 'TIIL 2UNRII2E!! YOU CAN 2EE THE MOUNTAIIN!!"
[03:54] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] points. That is a volcano, Lohqua, not a mountain. --
[03:54] BT: "I CAN'T SEE SHIT RIGHT NOW"
[03:54] BT: "THIS THING'S GOIN' TOO FAST FER M' EYES T' KEEP UP"
[03:54] AO: "YOU'RE THE 2MARTE2T, MARTII!!"
[03:55] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] Glug glug glug glug glug --
[03:55] BT: "I THINK THAT'S A SUBJUGGULATOR'S HIVE THERE SHOULD I TRY 'N TAKE OUT HIS TINY ORNAMENTAL LAWN TROLLS OR WHAT"
[03:56] AO: "GO FOR IIT, IIT'2 YOUR FUNERAL!!"
[03:58] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] CRASH CLINKLE ANGRY YELLING FROM INSIDE --
[03:58] BT: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
[03:58] BT: "MOTHERFUCKER AIN'T GONNA KNOW WHAT HIM!"
[03:58] BT: "SHIT HOW FAST ARE WE GOING"
[03:58] BT: "THREE HUNDRED"
[03:58] BT: "FIVE HUNDRED"
[03:58] BT: "I HAD THIS FING BEEFED UP TOO WELL IF INK"
[03:59] AO: "JU2T A LIITTLE BIIT!!"
[04:00] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] Did Lohqua say half an hour because they get there in ten minutes on account of Martis taking a shortcut. Through a forest. --
[04:00] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] spits out a weird bug that got lodged in his teeth. --
[04:00] BT: "welp."
[04:00] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] had a bottle in her mouth the whole time, and just kinda stares. --
[04:00] AO: "Yay!! Home!!"
[04:01] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] leans over the side of his flivver and checks it out a bit. --
[04:01] BT: "i think everythin's still attached."
[04:01] AO: "Yay!!"
[04:01] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] giggles and leans on him. --
[04:03] BT: "probably woke everyone within sixty miles, too."
[04:03] AO: "Ju2t about, probly. Let'2 get iin2iide before we roa2t. Ehehehehehe gofa2t...."
[04:04] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] unsteadily climbs out of the car, weaving a bit. --
[04:04] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] practically falls out, but manages to not break his face on the ground. He does help keep her upright, though. --
[04:04] BT: "gonna slap me some ass."
[04:05] AO: "Gonna watch me 2ome makeout2!!"
[04:05] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] leans heavily on him, still giggling, and leads the way to the cave with the blast doors. --
[04:06] BT: "that you are, lohq. that you are."
[04:06] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] wonders how the fuck he'll open those. --
[04:06] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] wobbles over and punches in the code, hauls them open when they stick a bit. Are those dents? --
[04:06] AO: "Welcome to Forgeholt!!"
[04:07] BT: "...it's well fuckin' hot in 'ere, ain'it? damn."
[04:09] AO: "2'cau2e of the lake/.
[04:09] AO: "
[04:11] BT: "lava lake?"
[04:11] AO: "Hot2priing!!"
[04:12] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] closes the blast doors, then heads deeper inside, motioning to the small hotspring-lake in the center of her cave. --
[04:13] BT: "...huh. that's cool."
[04:13] BT: "beats a borin' ablution trap, i guess."
[04:13] AO: "No, iit'2 hot!! And yeah, II don't even have an ab100tiion trap."
[04:14] BT: "alright, so."
[04:14] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] rubs his hands. What an evil grin, dude! --
[04:14] BT: "you know what we came 'ere for."
[04:14] AO: "To Adrii'2!!"
[04:15] BT: "away!"
[04:15] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] heads past her hive, to a tunnel that slopes upward. This is gonna be a long walk. --
[04:15] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] Oh bluh. Long walks. --
[04:15] BT: "ffffff."
[04:16] AO: "C'mon ya pu22y!!"
[04:16] BT: "fiiiiine."
[04:16] -- bellicoseTheatricist [BT] slog slog. --
[04:17] -- adjutorObedientiary [AO] giggle lean~ --