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Album: Ege Bamyasi: Now I see what James Murphy saw in them at the first Can show

Pinch: 9 You can just start albums with a a nine minute jam? That's allowed?

One More Night: 8 They sure played a mean "the buzzing of a solitary light in an otherwise darkened area"

Sing Swan Song: 9 Ah hell it's second worst song on Graduation nostalgia time isn't it

Vitamin C: 9 Absolutely incredible drum work on this one.

Soup: 8 I dont even know what they're cooking but it can't be good

I'm So Green: 7 Just the absolute sheer normalcy of this song after Soup

Spoon: 7 A bit of a whimper of an ending tbh

Album: Faust IV: Faust tracklist inscribers you will not see heaven

Krautrock: 9 Hold on, lemme make sure I'm not doing another ambienthead rate

The Sad Skinhead: 9 Yeah bitch!!! Play that xylophone or glockenspiel or whatever that is

Jennifer: 7 Is this shoegaze? / Is this a guy fucking around at a piano in a saloon?

Just a Second (Starts Like That!): 8 Hell yeah now that's a riff to get excited about

Picnic On A Frozen River, Deuxieme Tableaux: 8 The song title screwup is shades of my illegally downloaded copy of Passion Pit - Manners where two track names were switched so for years I thought Swimming in the Flood using the phrase "Eyes as Candles" and vice versa was just an elaborate bit. Anyway still not sure which part is which here so you all get an eight unless one of the next ones goes crazy in either direction

Giggy Smile: 8 Now this is the type of sound & cheeky humour I expect from this, the Brit rock rate

Lauft…Heisst Das Es Lauft Oder Es Kommt Bald…Lauft: 8 Sick typewriter sample. I don't know German but "Kommt Bald... Lauft" has the vibes of a phrase stan twitter would use

It's A Bit Of A Pain: 7 Alt-Country's so hot right now

Album: Die Mensch-Machine: Listened to it last, now this is the robotische electronische I craved heading in

Die Roboter: 11 You can normalize, don't it make you feel alive

Spacelab: 8 Sealab theme outsold

Metropolis: 9 Some true electronic goodness, straight out of the slightly seedy alley of a neon city of the not too distant future

Das Model: 8 They made this shit in a lab. That's the only explanation

Neonlicht: 9 Practically musical shorthand for the wonders of spaceflight

Die Mensch-Machine: 8 Now why does the youtube video has two comments of people shit talking the Beatles

Album: Neu! 75: A breezy light "this fucks"

ISI: 9 Flight simulator type beat

Seeland: 6 They paid for those riffs and by god they're gonna use em

Leb'wohl: 9 Ohhhh boy sea sounds and a gorgeous piano AND a ticking noise? Gonna be a mess tonight boys

Hero: 9 Close to the double digits but not quite there. Still an insanely fun bop

E-Musik: 9 That's the Stuff for the ears

After Eight: 7 U2 if they were I lost my train of thought writing this

BONUS TRACKS

Fly United: 10 Must... fly... the friendly skies...

Daydream: 5 That really kept going huh

Heisse Lippen: 4 That had the reverse problems of the one before it

Auf Dem Schwarzen Kanal: 9 They had a robot, a metronome, and a dream

Soham: 7 Why did artists in this rate go all in on the sound of running water

Filmmusik: 7 Detective montage music

This Morning: 7 Is this just a folk song. What are we doing here

Dino: 7 Perfectly there

High Life: 7 Took a snack break halfway through

Rambo Zambo: 10 Was gonna say this didn't really deserve the dope ass name Rambo Zambo but congrats on the comeback, not_familiar_with_your_game.jpg

Rheinita: 8 🙌

Hasenheide: 7 Extra point for the brisk two minutes

Geradewohl: 6 Think I'm hitting the Geradewall if you catch my drift

No Man's Land: 9 Nvm bonus rate we're back!!!

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