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KfP Bible section 4

DroveSouR Mar 22nd, 2019 120 Never
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  1. Katastic Fantastic Plastic Bible Section 4
  2.  
  3. PROLOUGE
  4.  
  5. KfP had been through a lot in the past while.
  6.  
  7. Members had sacrificed everything to get the crew to where it was today.
  8.  
  9. They had gone from being a simple minecraft tribe all the way to being a full crew.
  10.  
  11. REK had paved the way for KfP to form and save the world, where Killerbee717 had scarified himself to save everyone.
  12.  
  13. The crew’s goal was to defeat the cancer and save the world.
  14.  
  15. KfP had formed, with the original 5 founding fathers being DroveSouR, Penguin, H00t3r, Bae Man, and Sitri.
  16.  
  17. During the Clocktown Battle, Sitri had been killed by Darn_Squirrels.
  18.  
  19. Killerbee717 had turned into Josh, KfP’s lord and savior, after the battle at Clocktown, took Sitri’s spirit and PandaStephanie into the Meme Realm to heal.
  20.  
  21. After the meme realm had sealed off with the Master Sword in the pedestal, A civil war broke out in KfP about where to get the memes from, Penguin and H00t3r battled it out on earth while KfP had to go into space to survive.
  22.  
  23. KfP made new recruits in space, reunited with HASHTAGTHEMOVE, and discovered Darn_Squirrels was alive.
  24.  
  25. KfP defeated Darn_Squirrels once again, and returned to earth and KfP was reunited.
  26.  
  27. After the battle, KfP had built a base underground in a desert to be able to regroup and prepare.
  28.  
  29. KfP now had to take its power and establish it’s rule to help the world.
  30.  
  31.  
  32.  
  33.  
  34.  
  35.  
  36. Section 4, Chapter 1, Establishing the Commandments.
  37.  
  38. KfP had finally settled down.
  39.  
  40. The past few weeks KfP had built a small base underground in a desert.
  41.  
  42. They were working to get ready to establish balance to the world.
  43.  
  44. KfP had DroveSouR, Penguin, H00t3r, Bae Man, HASHTAGTHEMOVIE, InnocentWitness, and ResidentEvil_Girl currently.
  45.  
  46. KfP was sitting in the main room of their base trying to plan out what they were going to do, when all of a sudden, a green portal appeared out of nowhere, and two people jumped out.
  47.  
  48. One looked almost exactly like Penguin, except older, blue hair, and a drunk.
  49.  
  50. The other no one knew who it was, but it looked like a short kid in a yellow shit.
  51.  
  52. The crew had looked at the duo really confused.
  53.  
  54. The crazy drunk shouted “What the F*** is your problem?? Dammit. Don’t be such a P*****. Look we’re here to help your dumba****. Basically I try something dumb in the middle of section 4 of the timeline and I create three spills like that zelda bull****.”
  55.  
  56. KfP was even more confused, what was section 4, what was this crazy man taking about, should they attack him?
  57.  
  58. “You guys don’t get it do you? Look basically I try something dumb, and I somehow break the universe, and make three different timelines. One which I need to travel back in time, to this moment to make sure you guys go on the right timeline.”
  59.  
  60. He pointed at Penguin. “Yeah I’m you by the way. S**** wicked isn’t it? Look, you guys are missing the point. In one timeline, everyone F****** dies like 30 minutes after I create the split. I’m  lucky and I’m not from that one.. S**** is crazy on the other side of that portal. We come from the timeline thats basically f*****. In our timeline, the universe is gunna blow up in about, uhhhh, 6 minutes.  But never mind that, timelines garbage, cheese fries don’t exist in that one, it’s a place that no one wants to live it. It’s weird as f*** like the rules of the universe will straight up not let you put cheese on fries. It’s a twisted place. There’s a legit like forcefield. The 3rd timeline is still F****** Bull***, but its the safest and i think almost everyone lives at the end. Not sure though.”
  61.  
  62. He walked over to H00t3r, and kicked him in the nuts, and he fell over in pain. “F*** YOU, YOU LITTLE MOTHERF***** ALL THE S*** IN ALL THREE TIMELINES IS YOUR DAMN FAULT. YOU FEEL THAT PAIN? ITS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOU LITTLE B****. FEEL THAT S***, LET THAT SOAK IN. SOAK INTO YOUR PATHETIC NUTS THAT HONESTLY COUNT AS A P****.”
  63.  
  64. The kid in the yellow shirt spoke “Hey Bambadee, we’re running out of time.”
  65.  
  66. The old drunk shouted at him. “Hey, do me a favor and shut the f*** up M-M-Moses. But s*** you’re right. The universe  in the 2nd timeline is going to blow up in 2 minutes. Guys look just listen. Basically this is a key moment in what you’re doing in life. There’s like 1/2670 chance you guys are gunna get this right. If you don’t get it right, the three timeline split happens, and thats much much much harder to fix. So let me create a paradox and fix this s***. Here’s the deal. I have to go back the other universe in the 2nd timeline and basically eat fries and then eat cheese at the same time to stall for 37 seconds and create a second paradox and then only that universe blows up. If I don’t 6 other universes will get F******, and 3 of them are actually worlds where the only food is ramen, and I can’t let that happened. I didn’t enter that race for nothing.”
  67.  
  68. The blue hair maniac pointed to the kid in the yellow shirt. “This kid right here is moses. I found him on a bus in the 1st timeline when I was time traveling across different timelines. That first timeline is now gone, Kaboom, ya’ll dead as F***. He only exists in that timeline, and he’s kinda useful so I kidnapped him and he’s been helping me. So this guy is one of a kind. I’m gunna let you keep him. Now, we’re fixing the timelines. Moses here has a list of 10 commandments. Basically rules you F****** need to follow. If you follow these rules, everyones gunna’s be decently okay. If any member of Katatsic F***astic Plastic breaks these s***** rules, you need to exile them, and ban them. Ban them from your life. F****** get rid of their useless a*****. I’ve gotta go, deal with the Bulls*** you caused h00t3r, you basically get infected with cancer because of your meme energy and kill DroveSouR and Darn_Squirrels got F****** resurrected again but this time as an alien mega monster cow, Bae Man’s milk has been confiscated by PETA, Czar has actually ended up becoming 1st chair two years early, worst of all HASHTAGTHEMOVIE basically won’t fall in holes, and godd****** it’s just all kinds of F***** up.”
  69.  
  70. The crazed version of Penguin who had been called Bambadee by Moses walked over to Moses and said “Look man, I’m gunna miss you, but you’re gunna be better off with these people. Tell them the commandments, make sure they live by them. Remember all the things I’ve told you, and make sure they happens. This timeline is your new home, and its going to be alright. This timeline is still hazy and I’m not sure how far it goes, but it’s your best bet. The version of me on this timeline hopefully will never come close to being as smart as I am because I don’t want two of me running around, that’s be F****** crazy. But he’s gunna be a solid person for you to be with. I trust you Moses. Don’t F*** this up.”
  71.  
  72. Bambadee looked at KfP and said “Look, I know this is all confusing as F***, but nothing really matters. Just understand this. Nothing in your lives is changing. I’m just dropping Moses off here, he’s gunna give you the commandments, and everything’s gunna be fine. He’s gunna join your little nerd club. Follow those rules and theres a chance most of you will live in the end. Nothing’s starting over, everything’s fine okay? S*** I should have just dropped Moses off and left, all this is just pointless filler that they don’t need to know. Why am I wasting this time? **************.”
  73.  
  74. Everyone stared at Bambadee confused as ever. “You all are F****** Morons”
  75.  
  76. Bambadee Jumped back into the green portal, and it vanished.
  77.  
  78. Everyone is KfP’s jaws were dropped, and H00t3r was still rolling around on the floor in pain.
  79.  
  80. Moses looked around and said” M-my names Moses. Sorry for all the confusion. But all of it really doesn’t matter. He just honestly needed to drop me off and leave but Bamadee’s been crazy lately. Yeah he’s a different version of Penguin here, but you don’t need to worry about that. I know all of KfP’s history and most of what’s gunna happen in the future. Don’t worry, it’s gunna be fine. But seriously. If you guys follow these commandments I’m going to give you, life will be fiiiine.”
  81.  
  82. Moses turned to look at the camera, “Real talk tho, whats a bible without Moses?” Moses said.
  83.  
  84. Moses pulled out a sheet of paper of out his pocket and started to read it out loud.
  85.  
  86.  
  87. “ The 10 commandments of Katatsic Fantastic Plastic
  88. 1. Smash Bros before hoes
  89. 2. Thou Shalt No Screen Peak
  90. 3. Don’t overthink it.
  91. 4. Don’t Mention the Forbidden Four
  92. 5. Thou Shalt not date a Tuba Player
  93. 6. Don’t Question it, It’s on your bucket list
  94. 7.  Thou Shall not steal memes
  95. 8. Thou Must drop thine Taco Bell at midnight
  96. 9. I know what I eat.
  97. 10. When in doubt, pull out.”
  98.  
  99. KfP was confused as freaking heck, and honestly a little scared, but there wasn’t much they could do.
  100.  
  101. KfP decided that they would adopt these rules and use them as the base of the crew.
  102.  
  103. KfP added Moses to the crew, and kept moving forward.
  104.  
  105.  
  106.  
  107. Section 4, Chapter 2, Chia Pet, KfP Edition
  108.  
  109. With KfP finally having a break from the cancer, they really needed to focus on making KfP grow.
  110.  
  111. Grow this group like a Chia Pet.
  112.  
  113. KfP needed new members, so that KfP could protect the world.
  114.  
  115. KfP was basically knock off Avengers at this point.
  116.  
  117. The cancer was mostly freed from the world, but they needed to secure the planet.
  118.  
  119. The base KfP has built was underground in a desert, and it looked like they were gunna have to leave out and start doing stuff.
  120.  
  121. But No one ever wants to leave their dumb little house.
  122.  
  123. Like who actually wants to do that?
  124.  
  125. They had so much to do like dang son
  126.  
  127. They had to work to establish power and grow so that the meme realm could eventually return to the world.
  128.  
  129. This verse has no purpose
  130.  
  131. Decide to actually adventure out into the wilderness.
  132.  
  133. The gamers made the hardest decision of their lives, they went outside.
  134.  
  135. They came out into the open world
  136.  
  137. They started wandering the mostly destroyed world.
  138.  
  139. tbh idk what I’m writing anymore this book is garbage section 1 was the best and the rest is a fraud
  140.  
  141. There were some gamers that had survived the wrath of the cancer.
  142.  
  143. After a few hours of wandering the wasteland, they found someone.
  144.  
  145. DroveSouR had found a young gamer under the name of Czar.
  146.  
  147. Czar was a more laid back, intelligent gamer, but still very dumb at some points.
  148.  
  149. This was the kind of guy who would spam one move in smash over and over.
  150.  
  151. Czar had survived the wrath of the cancer by hiding under a pile of garbage.
  152.  
  153. DroveSouR decided to raise Czar as his apprentice and to start teaching him the ways of KfP
  154.  
  155. Penguin liked that idea, so he started to raise Moses as his apprentice.
  156.  
  157. KfP had added the final decedents to the group.
  158.  
  159. Decedents were the people who joined KfP in it’s early stages, right after it was founded by the OG KfP members.
  160.  
  161. Would KfP ever become a fully grown Chia pet?
  162.  
  163. KfP wandered until the found a deserted city, but something was wrong with this city, very wrong, it was covered in dark cancer.
  164.  
  165. They were still gunna have to clear the cancer away, so KfP ventured into the city.
  166.  
  167.  
  168.  
  169.  
  170. Section 4, Chapter 3, Haiku
  171.  
  172. KfP started to walk into the city, prepared for the worst.
  173.  
  174. The walls of this place looked gross.
  175.  
  176. The walls were covered in gross, dripping stuff.
  177.  
  178. KfP needed to find the boss of this city, and destroy it to clear the city of the cancer.
  179.  
  180. This place was like Penguin’s DMs, very scary and dead, with no one to be seen.
  181.  
  182. InnocentWitness felt that someone was nearby, and he readied a staff to fight.
  183.  
  184. But there was no one to be seen.
  185.  
  186. Bae Man’s feet were grabbed by a large dark arm, and started dragging him away.
  187.  
  188. The weird black goo on the walls of the buildings of the city was alive, it was the boss!
  189.  
  190. InnocentWitness jumped and cut the arm off, freeing Bae Man.
  191.  
  192. All the cancer goo started to ooze off the walls and come towards KfP.
  193.  
  194. The cancer was surrounding them, and there was no where for them to go.
  195.  
  196. Penguin started forming meme energy armor, and began punching and tearing apart the goo, but it kept regenerating.
  197.  
  198. H00t3r worked to cast protection fields around KfP, trying to keep everyone safe.
  199.  
  200. Bae Man summoned a giant blade and started slicing the goo.
  201.  
  202. But that only made it worse.
  203.  
  204. The goo was kept growing every time it was was cut in half, forcing it’s numbers to grow.
  205.  
  206. Moses was trapped in the goo, unable to move or escape.
  207.  
  208. DroveSouR kept using meme blasts to try and beat away the goo, but it wasn’t getting him anywhere.
  209.  
  210. KfP was surrounded, the goo was closing in.
  211.  
  212. They kept blasting back the good, but it kept surrounding them.
  213.  
  214. Penguin tried to summon a teleport, but the goo’s energy was starting to block his meme energy.
  215.  
  216. DroveSouR tried to summon a teleport as well, but there wasn’t enough meme energy, the Meme Realm was still sealed off, the blue gem in his ring was dim, and hadn’t showed any sign of lighting up to make the connection to the meme realm.
  217.  
  218. ResidentEvil_Girl started slashing the goo, trying to keep it at bay.
  219.  
  220. KfP was going to get trapped in this goo forever, gunna kill them all.
  221.  
  222. Then, the unthinkable happened.
  223.  
  224. A warrior came out of nowhere, and changed KfP forever.
  225.  
  226. This warrior started blasting and slashing the goo away at incredible speeds.
  227.  
  228. The gamer started destroying all the goo, freeing KfP.
  229.  
  230. KfP was able to join the fight, helping to destroy the goo.
  231.  
  232. This warrior started to form a meme energy bomb, and KfP started sharing their meme energy to the meme energy bomb.
  233.  
  234. KfP dropped the bomb
  235.  
  236. The Bomb destroyed all the goo.
  237.  
  238. The Sticky stuff had come and gone.
  239.  
  240. After the dust had cleared, the Warrior came over to KfP.
  241.  
  242. This warrior was known as Haiku.
  243.  
  244. Haiku joined KfP, and it changed KfP for the better.
  245.  
  246. Haiku would be KfP’s wild card, coming in to change the game.
  247.  
  248. The town had been freed of the cancer, and KfP started traveling again.
  249.  
  250.  
  251.  
  252.  
  253. Section 4, Chapter 4, Establishing Rule
  254.  
  255.  
  256. KfP had been fighting through the remains of the cancer for the past few weeks.
  257.  
  258. They had been traveling around and destroying the remains, just like the city of goo.
  259.  
  260. There was so much to clear off, it was like goo everywhere.
  261.  
  262. But they had found a cure, lots of water.
  263.  
  264. KfP all got some nice little water spray backpacks, and started spraying the goo away.
  265.  
  266. But there was so much Goo that needed to be cleaned.
  267.  
  268. KfP needed to claim the gaming world to be theirs, and this sticky goo was not helping that.
  269.  
  270. They needed to divide and conquer.
  271.  
  272. KfP had a meeting before they split up for a while.
  273.  
  274. They all agreed to swear by the 10 commandments of KfP, and agreed to enforce them at all costs.
  275.  
  276. They were going to free the gaming world of the cancer, and start to claim the world as their own to keep balance.
  277.  
  278. They split off into three groups to help clear the goo.
  279.  
  280. Group one was; DroveSouR, Czar, and HASHTAGTHEMOVIE.
  281.  
  282. Group two was; Penguin, Moses, and Bae Man.
  283.  
  284. Group three was; Resident_EvilGirl, InnocentWitness, and H00t3r.
  285.  
  286. Haiku was honestly just gunna do his own thing and go around and destroy stuff and pop up when needed.
  287.  
  288. There were three major gaming cities left they needed to free from the goo.
  289.  
  290. A city of ice, a Forest City, and an underground city.
  291.  
  292. Each group was going to head to one of these cities and free it.
  293.  
  294. Once this goo was gone, KfP’s rule would be established.
  295.  
  296. They had agreed to meet up at the Master Sword once they were done.
  297.  
  298. The Master Sword was still in the pedestal, sealing the meme realm protecting it from further harm.
  299.  
  300. KfP broke off into these groups, to bring sunshine to the world and establish the rule of Katastic Fantastic Plastic.
  301.  
  302.  
  303. Section 4, Chapter 5, Into the Cold.
  304.  
  305. Penguin’s group needed to go into the colder area of the world to destroy the goo.
  306.  
  307. There was a wicked blizzard going on, making is difficult to continue.
  308.  
  309. Moses used his royal meme energy and shined a giant bright light from his staff so the group could see.
  310.  
  311. Bae Man summoned a giant fire in the palm of his hands to keep the group warm.
  312.  
  313. Their destination was an ice city that this goo had covered and was very close to melting.
  314.  
  315. They continued through the harsh blizzard.
  316.  
  317. After several hours of going through the hard blizzard, they reached the Ice City.
  318.  
  319. The goo was all over the cold walls.
  320.  
  321. The group readied their water packs to clear the goo off the cold icey untouched walls.
  322.  
  323. Penguin began Spraying the walls and feeing the ice city.
  324.  
  325. Moses and Bae Man followed Penguin’s lead, and sprayed spraying all over.
  326.  
  327. The goo started to go away.
  328.  
  329. Turns out water was the key.
  330.  
  331. This made is very easy, brought out the sunshine in the world.
  332.  
  333. Within the half hour, the city had been cleansed of the goo.
  334.  
  335. Super sunshiney.
  336.  
  337. Penguin recognized this city, it was the outskirts of his home.
  338.  
  339. *CUE BLACK AND WHITE FLASHBACK*
  340.  
  341. Back in the early days, after Darn_Squirrels made his attack on Cubelee, Penguin had to flee to stay safe, back then he was still F1V3_PENGU1N5.
  342.  
  343. When he was fleeing, F1V3_PENGU1N5 went into the cold, working to find a safe place.
  344.  
  345. He traveled for miles, struggling to find anything.
  346.  
  347. He eventually came to a cold cold city.
  348.  
  349. A city full of wailing penguins, one might call them a club of penguins.
  350.  
  351. F1V3_PENGU1N5 was quickly accepted by the penguins there, and stayed safe with them.
  352.  
  353. Darn_Squirrels’ Cancer was taking over the world, but Club penguin was safe for now, but tensions were high in the city.
  354.  
  355. He stayed there for a long time, and ended up becoming a big influence in the city.
  356.  
  357. One day he was walking down the city block, heading back to his igloo, when he was jumped.
  358.  
  359. Four bad guy penguins jumped out of the shadows, all armed and ready to take out F1V3_PENGU1N5.
  360.  
  361. F1V3_PENGU1N5 ducked and avoided a knife hit from one of the penguins.
  362.  
  363. F1V3_PENGU1N5 felt something inside him click, and he felt raw meme energy rush through him.
  364.  
  365. He covered his fists in raw red meme energy, and punched the penguin that he had just avoided in the beak.
  366.  
  367. The pgunin went flying across the city, hit a wall, and was insanity deleted.
  368.  
  369. The other three penguins looked at F1V3_PENGU1N5 in fear.
  370.  
  371. F1V3_PENGU1N5 wasted no time and punched the bad guys to death in seconds.
  372.  
  373. The bad penguins were deleted.
  374.  
  375. A tall penguin  waddled out of the shadows and spoke to F1V3_PENGU1N5
  376.  
  377. “Yeah, that was pretty groovy, you’re clearly fit to run the Club Penguin Mafia, The Killer Penguins.”
  378.  
  379. And then from that day on, F1V3_PENGU1N5 Ran The Killer Penguins.
  380.  
  381. He worked and ran missions, easily one of the best gang leaders in The Killer Penguin’s history.
  382.  
  383. He even worked his way up in the local government and was elected Mayor of Club Penguin,
  384.  
  385. F1V3_PENGU1N5 was in total control of Club Penguin, and he worked to take good care of his people.
  386.  
  387. He worked faithfully, and was still technically the leader of The Killer Penguins, and the mayor.
  388.  
  389. He was in the warehouse mission freeing the small city from a rival gang when he had the cal to go fight Darn_Squirrels’ cancer again, and he left to go forward in the adventures of KfP.
  390.  
  391. *END BLACK AND WHITE FLASHBACK*
  392.  
  393. Penguin Ran into the city, wanting to make sure his people were okay.
  394.  
  395. He ran into the really really big igloo and found the whole city in safety.
  396.  
  397. They were so excited to see their old leader.
  398.  
  399. Penguin told them about his journey to free the world of cancer, and how he had faced off with Darn_Squirrels and worked to defeat him, but how his job was not done.
  400.  
  401. The city was able to go back to it’s full life, and Penguin was able to see his old groupies again.
  402.  
  403. Bae Man, Moses, and Penguin made sure the city was secure, and they cast a meme bubble of protection over the city.
  404.  
  405. The Mission team was done, and they started fast traveling back to the Master Sword.
  406.  
  407.  
  408.  
  409. Section 4, Chapter 6, Into the Forest.
  410.  
  411. Resident_EvilGirl, InnocentWitness, and H00t3r had finally arrived at the edge of the forest.
  412.  
  413. The team was ready to get his dumb mission done and quit stalling after what felt like almost a year and half, almost like they were writing a book that should have been finished a long time ago, but they stalled on it and took freaking forever to get it done.
  414.  
  415. This was gunna be quick, they just had to clear out the some small bad guys and free a little town.
  416.  
  417. They went into the woods, and keep going super deep.
  418.  
  419. They eventually came across a small little village inside a grove of trees, that was being patrolled by bad guys infected by Darn_Squirrels’ goo.
  420.  
  421. The bad guys were keeping the villagers hostage.
  422.  
  423. Resident_EvilGirl jumped up into the trees to attack from above, and InnocentWitness followed.
  424.  
  425. H00t3r Kept back with a sniper rifle at the ready.
  426.  
  427. Resident_EvilGirl jumped from brach to branch above the houses, then started throwing knives at the bad guys, silently killing them one by one.
  428.  
  429. InnocentWitness jumped down, landing on an enemy, killing them on pact, then quickly reaching over and snapped the another ones neck.
  430.  
  431. H00t3r just kept track on the team while they silently freed the village, ready to shoot if needed.
  432.  
  433. The village was being freed slowly but surely, as they quietly took out the bad guys one by one.
  434.  
  435. But one dude ended up sneaking up on InnocentWitness, and raised his blade to backstab and kill InnocentWitness.
  436.  
  437. H00t3r was forced to snipe the blade wielding baddy, causing a loud sharp sound to break the silence, alerting the reaming goo infected bad guys that they were under attack.
  438.  
  439. Resident_EvilGirl immedtalty summoned intense violent meme energy, and started spawning angry blades to attack the incoming attackers.
  440.  
  441. H00t3r started sniping as many of them as fast as he could.
  442.  
  443. InnocentWitness used his meme energy to summon magical blasts, and he started summoning giant energy bombs and blasting fools.
  444.  
  445. The team of three then went ham as ham and destroyed the remaining bad guys in minutes.
  446.  
  447. The villagers then came out of the houses, free’d from the remainder of Darn_Squirrels’ control.
  448.  
  449. Team looked around, having freed the village.
  450.  
  451. H00t3r cast a meme healer shield bubble around the village to protect the peoples who lived in the village underneath the sheild that heals crated by memes.
  452.  
  453. The forrest recon group looked around at each other, nodded heads, and took off towards the master sword.
  454.  
  455.  
  456. Section 4, Chapter 7, Back to the Underground
  457.  
  458.  
  459. DroveSouR, Czar, and HASHTAGTHEMOVIE started adverturning to the caves.
  460.  
  461. There was a deep mega boss deep in there.
  462.  
  463. They needed to kill it good.
  464.  
  465. They looked at the cave and started going in.
  466.  
  467. It was dark as dark in there like they couldn’t see at all.
  468.  
  469. Czar summoned a Meme flame in the palm of his hand so they team could see.
  470.  
  471. They walked carefully, and slowly pulled out their weapons, looking for this boss fight, which was the last of Darn_Squirrel’s Cancer.
  472.  
  473. But then, HASHTAGTHEMOVIE, as always, messed up, and fell in a giant hole.
  474.  
  475. Czar and DroveSouR walked over and looked down the hole as HASHTAGTHEMOVIE fell screaming down.
  476.  
  477. The duo sighed, and jumped in after him.
  478.  
  479. They all landed at the bottom of this hole, and ended up in a giant open cavern.
  480.  
  481. Czar brightened the meme flame to look around.
  482.  
  483. The team looked around to see what was around them.
  484.  
  485. Two bright eyes started at them from the top of the cave.
  486.  
  487. DroveSouR summoned meme energy into his palms, ready to start blasting.
  488.  
  489. Czar’s flames grew in his palms.
  490.  
  491. HASHTAGTHEMOVIE Summoned a giant bow, and notched an arrow.
  492.  
  493. The creature that was clinging to the ceiling jumped down, and landed in front of the krusty krew.
  494.  
  495. There was a giant, player eating, dragon.
  496.  
  497. The dragon breathed flames that hit the ceiling, and set the plant life on fire, which started spreading down.
  498.  
  499. The group realzied that the whole cave they were in was filled with plant life, and in just a few minutes it was going to be a giant flaming oven.
  500.  
  501. They had to kill this dragon fast before it killed them, or they were cooked alive.
  502.  
  503. HASHTAGTHEMOVIE shot his shot.
  504.  
  505. The arrow hit the dragon right in the eye, causing the dragon to scream in rage, and breathing more flames over the room.
  506.  
  507. Czar realized his flames were going to be useless, and started forming meme energy like DroveSouR had, just like he taught him.
  508.  
  509. DroveSouR jumped in the air, and started firing rapid fire meme blasts at the dragon, and Czar joined in.
  510.  
  511. HASHTAGTHEMOVIE kept firing arrows and moving to keep the dragon distracted.
  512.  
  513. The dragon swiped it’s claws through the air, and knocked Czar down to the ground, then pinned him down.
  514.  
  515. The dragon inhaled, and aimed its mouth at Czar, and let a flame breath rip.
  516.  
  517. Czar took serious burn damage.
  518.  
  519. DroveSouR and HASHTAGTHEMOVIE watched in horror as Czar was being burned alive.
  520.  
  521. DroveSouR was filed with rage, and worked to summon as much meme energy as possible, and felt something click inside him.
  522.  
  523. The meme realm knew the situation, and opened up their power to KfP.
  524.  
  525. DroveSouR’s eyes started glowing a deep blue, as he connected to the meme realm, and received his power from the gods.
  526.  
  527. DroveSouR had entered some kind of all powerful meme state.
  528.  
  529. Without hesitation, he blasted the dragon to bits, unleashing the power of the meme gods on the dragon.
  530.  
  531. Meme energy blasted out of DroveSouR’s palms like never before, like it was some freakin nutt
  532.  
  533. The Dragon was literally obliterated on the spot.
  534.  
  535. The power coming from DroveSouR was insane, no one in the crew had seen anything like it before.
  536.  
  537. It was a new age of meme power.
  538.  
  539. Once the dragon was dead, the meme gods closed off the realm again, and DroveSouR’s power faded.
  540.  
  541. HASHTAGTHEMOVIE and DroveSouR rushed over to Czar.
  542.  
  543. czar lived and he didn’t die
  544.  
  545. The group had completed the mission, and teleported off towards the master sword.
  546.  
  547.  
  548. Section 4, Chapter 8, Tea time with Buttrozord
  549.  
  550. The Krusty Krew reunited at the Master Sword, and they all were losers
  551.  
  552. KfP was going to have to enter the meme realm to get the power resorted to the world
  553.  
  554. the crew all linked arms, like they were finna do some weird stuff
  555.  
  556. DroveSouR pulled the sword out, transporting the group into the meme realm
  557.  
  558. a bright light poofed them there
  559.  
  560. They were treated by the most beautiful, sexy, lustful face in hisorty
  561.  
  562. buttrozord was chilling just hittin a doob
  563.  
  564. “oh shit ya’ll r here!!!”
  565.  
  566. buttrozord just looked like buttrzord
  567.  
  568. “some crazy stuff has happened since we last saw each other. Basically, there was a big fight over the last ice pop in the freezer between me and the other meme gods. and uh. i won, and they didn’t, and they got dead. worth the ice pop tho, and now I’m the all powerful undying servant of Josh no cap, buttrozord is god”
  569.  
  570. Josh and Beep Beep entered the room
  571.  
  572. Josh sent over the yung beep beep to the crew
  573.  
  574. “this is that starburst kid fixed, i fixed him, he’s all better now. Also, this kid can do some crazy stuff, i’m pretty sure he’s the avatar basically. make sure this beep beep kid takes out darn_squirrels, he’s the only one who can do it. u thot that guy was dead, but he’s not. y’all can’t kill him worth anything, pretty sure this beep beep kid can tho”
  575.  
  576. beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep bee beep
  577.  
  578. beep beep the avatar was reunited with the Krew, and this kid was ready to kick some fr fr ass
  579.  
  580. Josh said “hey ya’ll wanna go get some taco bell”
  581.  
  582. so the crew went to taco bell
  583.  
  584. and it was midnight
  585.  
  586. the crew stood in the taco bell parking lot
  587.  
  588. and all placed their bags down on the ground
  589.  
  590. and DroveSouR fell over and had to pick up his taco bell like a freaking idiot
  591.  
  592. a giant burst of meme wave covered the entire earth
  593.  
  594. they’d done it
  595.  
  596. power had been restored to the meme realm
  597.  
  598. kfp now could summon the power of the meme realm whenever
  599.  
  600. czar immediate set a cow on water because he could
  601.  
  602. KfP had just been given the power of the gods for no reason
  603.  
  604. after their taco bell, they returned to the lobby of the meme realm
  605.  
  606. the crew said their goodbyes to josh and buttrozord, and returned to the real world
  607.  
  608. when they zoomed back they realized that they owned the world
  609.  
  610. there was nothing that could stand in this crews way
  611.  
  612. they had the a fleet of warriors, and basically the avatar
  613.  
  614. and nothing could go wrong
  615.  
  616. ………….or could it???????
  617.  
  618. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  619.  
  620. ——end of section 4——
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