Unforeseen Consequences - Pink Chaos(pt.32)

“Discord? What are you doing here? How did you know that we were here?”
>Seriously, how? Luna said that Celestia didn’t know and you remember that this asshole’s house was in some sort of pocket dimension, was he omnipresent? Was he stalking you?
>The…whatever Discord was doesn’t answer your question; he gives you a smug grin and makes you levitate so you can see him at eye level
>”My, my where are your manners? You know that you are supposed to say hi, right? To think that the newest prince in Equestria acts in such way” Discord puts his paw on his head making an over the top expression of anxiety “Oh! Equestria future is looking dark if this is how it’s youth beheaves!”
>”DISCORD! WE DEMAND TO GIVE OUR SON BACK TO US AND-!”Discord snaps his talons making Luna’s thundering voice disappear…
“Discord! What the hell, dude?! Put me down! Mom! … Luna?”
>You turn to your “mother” and see with fear in your eyes that she was frozen in place… along with everyone else.
>It was almost like the spell you casted on Twilight and Moonlight but on much bigger scale since it also affected other ponies that were passing by, and unlike your spell, they were more like statues than anything else.
>Discord snickers at this and remarks in a sarcastic tone ”Well, now I see where you got that attitude”
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO HER?!”
>”Oh, relax Anon” Discord dismissively waves his paw as he snaps his talons to make appear a flying pie in front of her face “… that’ll do”
“RELAX?! I can never relax when you’re around!”
>”Now, now Anon, flattery won’t take you anywhere, not even with your dear uncle Discord” He pulls you closer and embrace you in a hug that you immediately try to get away from… but all in vain, you were floating and he was way stronger than you.
“Hnnng!... Let… me… go!” You try to get away from him, goddamn he smelled like a dead cat.
>”If you say so…” Discord releases you from his grip, but thanks to the force you were putting to release yourself you are sent flying in an upwards angle.
“GYAAAAH! … Stop this!”
>Discord rolls his eyes and crosses his arms “Will you make up your mind already? Seriously Anon, you act like a little diva”
>You continue spinning until you hear him snap his talons, making you teleport right in front of him
>The world was spinning and you felt like you were going to puke, but despite that you gather the strength to muster some words.
“Uggggh… you are a fucking asshole, you knew that?”
>Discord put his talon on his ear and comes closer to you “Care to repeat that?” he asks with his usual sarcastic tone
“I said that you are-“
>You get interrupted by a soap bar that appears inside your mouth, needless to say, you immediately spit it out
“Agh! … What was that for?!”
>Discord chuckles and makes menacing grin ”Somepony has to teach you manners, and if your mothers won’t do that, then I will”
“What do you care how the fuck I-“
>And another soap bar appears inside your mouth, this time a toilet seat also appears over your head.
>”Tch, tch, tch, you are a real knucklehead, and while I do enjoy that attitude from time to time I really can’t have that where we are going”
>You spit the soap and using your magic, you throw away the toilet seat which lands on the Pinkie’s head.
“I’m not going anywhere except where my mom is going!”
>Discord first snickers, then chuckles and finally burst out laughing “Your mom? You mean Luna? HA HA HA HA HA! Oh Anon, that’s so rich! HA HA HA HA!”
>You growl, you certainly didn’t like that he mocked you or your Luna
“Stop laughing at Luna”
>This makes Discord laugh even more “HA HA HA! I’m not laughing at her, I’m laughing at YOU! I can’t believe how fast they turned you into such a soft ball! HA HA HA!”
>You groan hard, this is simple outrageous. Who the fuck does he think he is to come in like this, freeze your beloved Luna and then laugh at you… speaking of Luna
“Hey, Discord…”
>He ignores you as his laughter continues; tears were flowing like literal waterfalls
“Hey Discord!”
>While not fully stopping his laughter, Discord tone it down “Y-Yes Anon?” he musters while chuckling deeply
>You sigh, you were pretty pissed but more than anything you were worried about Luna
“Can I ask you a question?”
>Discord stops laughing for a moment and wipes a tear from his eye “I don’t know, can you?”
>You take a deep breath, you can’t explode again, this is important
“Seriously, I’m worried about what you did to Luna, is she going to be alright?”
>Discord sighs annoyed “Yes, Anon she’s going to be just peachy, the spell will banish when we leave and she and the rest of these bozos will be able to move and talk, and sing and jump, and all the things that ponies usually do”
>You narrow your eyes and rub your chin
“Hmmm … Does that include that pink mare over there?”
>Discord look at the frozen pink horse “You mean, Pinkie Pie? I’m afraid so” She had her legs thrown up in the air and the most retarded expression you’ve ever seen, it made both you and Discord cringe a little.
“Is Pinkie Pie seriously her name?”
>Discord looks at you with a mocking face “And I assume that Anon is a much better name?”
“Egh, point taken, but can’t you at least make her less annoying?”
>Discord sighs and rubs the back of his head “If that was a possibility, I would’ve done that a looooooooooooong time ago… not even reversing her personality worked”
“Reversing her personality? What the hell does that even mea-“
>”But enough chit-chat, Anon, we have somewhere else to go!” Discord says with a toothy-grin
>You shake your head and look at him sternly
“I told you that I’m not going, I want to spend the day with Luna, goddamit!”
>”Well my little friend, you could certainly do that and spend a lovely time with your mom…” Discord snickers a little when he says that  “But that also means that you would have to endure one of our friend’s parties” he points out at Pinkie
“Actually, a party doesn’t sound that bad”
>Discord twines around you like a snake, and hold your head still so you can see Pinkie Pie’s crazed expression.
>He starts whispering into your ear “Really? Spending all day with… THAT” he points at Pinkie “Sounds like fun? Because let me tell you Anon, what you have seen was her polite self, she becomes much more cheerful and hyperactive during a party, and you would be the center of her attention, I guarantee it”
>You raise an eyebrow and examine this weird thing called Pinkie Pie… Everything about her gave you a very bad feeling, like she would be the kind of evil person who would throw a party without booze and hookers forcing them to play Jenga or some shit like that for the whole evening.
“Deal”
>You extend your hoof to shake it with Discord, which he does at first, but when he touches your hoof with his talon you feel an electrical shock flowing through your body and then everything going dark…
>….
>…
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“What the fuck, happened? Where am I?
>You wake up, the sky was blue… mostly, there were some really thick and dark clouds glooming over a town.
“Hnnng… fuck I can’t remember a thing… I think I must have overdone it with the vodka last night
>Your head was killing you and it hurts even more when you try to remember something.
>You can only remember a weird ass dream about other dimensions, Technicolor horses and two angelical beings taking care of you… Jesus Christ, how much did you drink last night?
“Ok, if I’m this messed up that means that I had success with an experiment, because vodka always gives me hang overs and I always drink vodka when something goes my way, aaaand if we had fucked it up then I would be sober by now since I would’ve gotten drunk with whisky, and that shit never gives me headaches… the question now is where the fuck I am”
>You look around, at your right was a small pond and a bridge over it, the bridge was part of a road that lead up to a little cottage.
>There was the town in front of you, and you swear that you have never seen such a faggy town
>You turn and round and…
“Whoah, I really overdid it with the booze!”
>A dark and looming forest was sprawling all around
“I’m back in Massachusetts. Oh man, my boss is going to kill me!”
>You look to your wrist to check your watch and see the hour… but instead of your Rolex you see a hoof
“Oh goddamit, it wasn’t a fucking dream”
>You hear a poof sound coming from behind you ”Of course it wasn’t! I know that I am too good to be true but trust me my pint sized compadre! I’m all real!” That voice… oh god why it couldn’t be a dream
“Go away Discord, I’m not in the fucking mood and- AGH!”
>You feel a whip on the back on your head
“What the hell was that for? AGH!”
>And another, you look up to Discord, he was holding a giant soap bar “It seems like I will have to beat some sense into you since you are not willing to stop having a potty mouth”
>Your pupils shrinks at the sight of that fucking bar, goddamn that shit looks like it could hurt you badly
“T-t-that won’t be necessary… I won’t curse anymore” you reply with a meekly voice
>Discord raises an eyebrow and speaks to you in a threatening tone “Really? Because my friend soapy the soap bar really likes you, Anon”
>The fucking soap lets out a squee! sound and frantically nods at you
>You put your left hoof on your chest nodding frantically
“I-I-I swear on me mums”
>”Good answer” He finalizes giving you an evil grin
“S-so where we going?”
>”There” Discord points to the little cottage
>You smirk at him and let out a small chuckle
“Really? There? I never thought that you would be a hippie- AGH!”
>This time it was his tail that smacks you on the back of your head
“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!”
>Discord teleports and appears right in front of you, he was so close that you could see every detail of his face
>”Let me tell something right away, Anon…” Holy fuck, he was angry, you start to step back from him, but Discord keeps getting closer to you “In that little cottage lives a friend that is very dear to me, and if you make her cry, feel bad or you act like anything other than the cutest colt she’s ever seen, I’m going to make you cry”
>You could see his eyes starting to burst into flames, the clear sky was now covered in dark clouds, the earth was shaking and starting to shatter, he was so pissed off that you only limit to gulp and nod
>”Wonderful!” Everything goes to normal as Discord makes a small clap… holy shit, you better not fuck this shit up
“Just one thing, don’t hit me with that soap bar again, ok?”
>”Awww but she likes you” The giant soap bar makes a whimper noise before Discord poofs it away with a snap of his talons
>”But don’t worry, you and I won’t have any problems if you act like a nice, little colt” Discord answers with a tone that didn’t give you much confidence, but the prospect of being stuck with Pinkie Pie’s madness was something that you simply couldn’t allow
>You sight in defeat; there was nothing that you could do now
“Ok, Discord… whatever you say but could you at least tell me what’s the name of your friend?”
>”Fluttershy, and I’m sure that she will like you if you act like I told you”
>You let out a chuckle, you simply can’t believe what kind of name Fluttershy was
>”Did I say something funny?” Discord comes closer to you, giving you a death stare
>You give him a frightened smile and shake your head
“N-No, sir! I-I just thought of a good joke for good ole Fluttershy!”
>”Good! Now let’s go!” You sigh again and start walking towards the cottage, Discord was following you closely.
>You look again at the dark forest, and you feel… something inside you… it wasn’t fear, but it was something very similar to it
“Discord?” You say as you walk
>”Hrn? What’s up? You want to see soapy the soap again?” Discord wiggles his eyebrows as he prepares no snap his talons
“NO! I mean, no please… I just wanted to ask what’s up with that forest, is giving me the creeps”
>Discord shrugs ”That is the Everfree Forest, stay away from it, you wouldn’t last much without being eaten”
“Is really that dangerous?”
>Discord floats past you and knocks on the door annoyed at your answer “Yes, is THAT dangerous, now use that head of yours and stay away from it! I don’t want you to be eaten before Fluttershy meets you!”
“….”
>You don’t reply you just keep staring at the forest… you felt that it was a bad place but still, you were enticed by it, but why?
>And who would live so close to such place? Only a madman or a very dangerous fellow would do such thing.
>The door opens, and you prepare for the worst. You imagine that this Fluttershy would be a witch or a crazy cunt, but instead
>”H-hello? Is somepony out there?” A meeky voice comes from the other side of the door as a yellow mare shyly peeps out from the door.