Frank Dandruff

You are Frank Dandruff, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol
 and a syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear them discussing
 an alliance with you. They say that they can provide you with a safe haven if
 you help them against the Americans.

What do you do
> listen to their offer

You decide to listen to what they have to say.

> continue

The Russian diplomats speak about how the American government is corrupt and
 how it has been for years. They also talk about how the American people are
 all racist and hate each other. The Russians want to ally themselves with you
 so that they can take revenge on the United States
> "So what do you want me to do about it?"



"We want you to join us".

"What? I don't understand..".

"We're not really interested in your country. We just want to get back our own".


> "Did the United States take your country?"



"No, we took yours. But we've got some ideas on how to make things right again".

"How?"


> continue

The Russians explain that they have an army of mutants who live underground.
 They plan to use these mutant creatures to wipe out the humans once and for
 all. They ask if you'd like to help them.

> "Yes, as long as I can live"