Space Funeral 8 Text Dump

-SPACE FUNERAL 8 DIALOGUE DUMP-

I SHALT EAT THY BONES, LOSER!
MILK > BLOOD
BLOOD > MILK
I am Corrupt Knight. I'm easily paid off.
I'm dead inside.
What the- Phillip? PHILLIP?! Are you awake? Oh, you're okay. How'd we get here? Last thing I remember we beat Mancience, and then... what? Let's investigate around! This seems to be a new land similar to Space Funeral!
I am the Half-Mouthed, Half-Eyed Being of Pure Evil. WHAT?! What are you doing here? You horrid monster! I will murder you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA! Fatty! Come back if you think you're stronger!
I hath been exiled from thou town. It saddens me that I can no longer commit HIDEOUS WAR CRIMES.
These BOOKS are TERRIBLE.
Found 55 rubles! All right!
Good grief! Good FREAKING grief! The LIONS of LION VILLAGE stole all my EQUIPMENT! I've only got useless CONSUMABLES!
Don't disturb the dead.
Take a rest. You feel better but not much.
Found an MP Up! Nice!
HA HA HA! Welcome to Scam Vallage, the finest in strange towns! Also, yes, this is a SATANIC RITUAL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is one SICK PARTY, dude!!!
I am the great MOME BEAST! Oh crap! Great at PIANO, that is!
I am DEATH. Your time to perish comes soon. But not too soon. HAHAHAHA!
YAHAHAAHA! I am the CLONE OF SCIENCE! Aah! Phillip! He's back! Nah dude, I'm pretty chill.
Ah ah ah! I am Dracula! Nothing. I'm so terribly bored.
Hello. I am KILL-THE-GORE, the MASTER OF ALL VILLAINY. You're in my turf now, buster.
NYEHEHEEHEHEHEEH! Welcome to my humble home! Feel free to take a look at my collection of TAXIDERMISED CORPSES!
I'm a dark wisp! And I'm sad. Waitaminit, can I join you? HOLY FRICK, REALLY????????? Dark Wisp joined the party! Frick.
It's simply the remnant of the dark wisp. His mind has left his body.
Hello. Hello. I am Noj Baruckle, a dark wisp. I'm here to wish you a HAPPY FUNERAL.
Hey! Wanna go on a boat ride? Great! We're headin' to the WATER CAVE! Actually, you know what, FRICK THIS. There's literally no reason for us to continue on this RIDICULOUS QUEST. Come on, PHILLIP, we're going back to SPACE FUNERAL. Your loss.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA What the- Phillip, what's happening? Is that Cancer? I am MANCIENCE. **** **** ****ing **** mother****** how the **** did he come back? OH ****!! I don't know why I'm back, but I've arrived here at this strange land. I'm attempting to start a new life as a simple captain, but YOU JUST HAD TO COME HERE AND FRICK MY LIFE UP! GOD I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH. CURSE YOU, YOU STUPID FREAKING IDIOTS. YOU SHALL PERISH ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT'S WRONGED ME. HEH. BETTER TO KILL EVERYONE THAN BE KILLED... MOTHER****ER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Suddenly, something happened. Something bad. *The unknown land exploded. Everyone residing inside died, other than Phillip and Leg Horse. *They were teleported to some other land. CREDITS: Sprites made by thecatamites DuckStapler and DarkChibiShadow Music from Space Funeral 1 & 3 I hope you enjoyed this terrible game. THE END Heh NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRDDDD. *Every character then ****ing died. CREDITS: Sprites made by thecatamites DuckStapler and DarkChibiShadow Music from Space Funeral 1 & 3 I hope you enjoyed this terrible game. THE END