Susana/Wren Hey you're cute. Wanna makeout with other girls?

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[02:12]  * directionlessFeline has begun trolling cutesyChef
[02:12] <directionlessFeline> Howdy.
[02:13] <cutesyChef> Oh.
[02:13] <cutesyChef> Hey.
[02:13] <directionlessFeline> You're Wren, Sharni's alien friend?
[02:13] <cutesyChef> ...I've been meaning to contact you, but somehow you found me first.
[02:13] <cutesyChef> Well, you could say that I guess.
[02:14] <directionlessFeline> She gave me your handle just now, and I ain't got much else to do.
[02:14] <directionlessFeline> 'Sides looking at the swarms of crazed troll ghouls thirsting for my blood.
[02:14] <cutesyChef> OK be straight with me.
[02:14] <cutesyChef> Is all the troll stuff really real.
[02:15] <directionlessFeline> Yep.
[02:15] <cutesyChef> Like 100% real?
[02:15] <directionlessFeline> Do you want a picture?
[02:15] <cutesyChef> With all the weird hate-love and pails and quirks? You don't have a quirk.
[02:15] <cutesyChef> I've already seen a couple thanks.
[02:15] <directionlessFeline> I don't really bother with a quirk.
[02:16] <directionlessFeline> Sometimes I get a lil' bit of a drawl I suppose, but none of those numbers where they ain't supposed to be or anything.
[02:17] <directionlessFeline> As for hate-love and pails, you're pretty up front about that stuff. Most trolls blush at the thought of cleaning supplies.
[02:17] <cutesyChef> I... I'll choose to kinda believe you for now, at least until I somehow meet a troll IRL.
[02:18] <cutesyChef> At this point I wouldn't even be surprised.
[02:18] <directionlessFeline> Fair enough, I just got off of a sentient train, so anything less weird than that's business as usual, far as I'm concerned.
[02:19] <cutesyChef> Are those not common in your weird troll world.
[02:19] <directionlessFeline> Nope, they common where you're from?
[02:20] <cutesyChef> Absolutely not.
[02:20] <cutesyChef> Only in cartoons.
[02:20] <directionlessFeline> Good, the one I met was an arse, and I'd hate to imagine there were more of them out there.
[02:21] <cutesyChef> Sorry if I seem out of it or sort of uncaring. Really I do find this all interesting I just don't know if this is a dream or not!
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[02:22] <directionlessFeline> I'm pretty sure this ain't a dream.
[02:23] == mode/#RPGSTuck_Orwell [+o Roland] by ChanServ
[02:23] <directionlessFeline> Have you tried pinching yourself? Folks do that in the movies when they're wondering if they're asleep.
[02:24] <cutesyChef> Thats what some sort of odd part of my psyche would say! First I get sucked into this weird world with satyrs, then I get stripped nude by a bunch of hot river girls, and then I learn I can turn into water and now an alien is talking to me about talking trains!
[02:24] <cutesyChef> Yes I did. It did not go well.
[02:24] <directionlessFeline> Huh, that wasn't what I expected you to be up to.
[02:25] <cutesyChef> I'm sorry mister... err... whats your name?
[02:26] <directionlessFeline> Susana, and I'm a girl.
[02:26] <cutesyChef> Oh dear.
[02:26] <cutesyChef> Why is it always girls?
[02:26] <directionlessFeline> That doesn't sound like much of a problem to me.
[02:26] <cutesyChef> I'm sorry Susana, my life is just in turmoil right now, like a flooding river!
[02:27] <directionlessFeline> Turmoil seems to be going around right now.
[02:27] <directionlessFeline> You didn't kill your lusus too, did you?
[02:28] <cutesyChef> No, I don't have a lusus.
[02:28] <cutesyChef> It's not a human thing.
[02:28] <cutesyChef> Or a naiad thing for that matter.
[02:29] <directionlessFeline> Huh, how do you survive as grubs then?
[02:29] <cutesyChef> My momma took care of me!
[02:29] <cutesyChef> But I do not know where she is.
[02:30] <cutesyChef> Probably back on earth, worried sick because the house is gone.
[02:31] <directionlessFeline> So, what's a momma?
[02:32] <cutesyChef> It's uh
[02:32] <cutesyChef> Think of it like an adult troll who takes care of a younger troll.
[02:32] <cutesyChef> Usually the two are genetically related.
[02:33] <directionlessFeline> Damn, that's pretty different than us trolls.
[02:33] <cutesyChef> Indeed! I'm fairly jealous of your cool animal companions!
[02:35] <directionlessFeline> Well, they ain't all cool animal companions.
[02:35] <directionlessFeline> Y'know, now that I think about it, I had a bit of a momma myself.
[02:35] <cutesyChef> Really?
[02:35] <directionlessFeline> Yeah, though I called him my master.
[02:36] <directionlessFeline> After I lost my lusus and my hive, he took care of me, so I s'pose that makes him a momma.
[02:37] <cutesyChef> Oh er.
[02:37] <cutesyChef> Mommas are girls only! :3
[02:37] <cutesyChef> That would be your Poppa.
[02:37] <directionlessFeline> Shit, really?
[02:39] <cutesyChef> Yeah!
[02:40] <directionlessFeline> Huh, weird feeling calling him that in my head.
[02:40] <directionlessFeline> I'll probably just stick with master.
[02:40] <cutesyChef> I don't have a Poppa though. I did have a grandpappa who took care of Momma when she was young.
[02:40] <cutesyChef> Master sounds coolest!
[02:41] <directionlessFeline> God, if he heard you say that he'd be so damn pleased with himself.
[02:41] <cutesyChef> Well is it a bad thing to feel pleased about yourself? :3
[02:42] <cutesyChef> Thats my favorite part about cooking! Whenever I make something real yummy, I always feel real good about myself afterwords, like I really accomplished something!
[02:43] <directionlessFeline> Heh, well I've heard pride's a sin, but I'm guilty as hell of it, so I sure hope it's not a serious one.
[02:44] <cutesyChef> It depends on what you feel prideful about, and how you celebrate your pride!
[02:45] <directionlessFeline> That's a way of lookin at it.
[02:46] <directionlessFeline> Anyways, I didn't just come here to chat you up.
[02:46] <cutesyChef> Hm?
[02:46] <directionlessFeline> I was hopin you could tell me more about this game we're playing.
[02:48] <cutesyChef> Ah
[02:48] <cutesyChef> Well I'm not too familiar with it, so bear with me.
[02:49] <directionlessFeline> Seems like you've got more experience on you than I, so go ahead.
[02:50] <cutesyChef> From what I understand, when you start playing you get all these machines and a punched capchacard! Then you have to take one of the machines, open it up and get a dowel from it. Then you take the dowel and use the punched card to create an item that will take you to a magical land in the "medium"!
[02:51] <cutesyChef> Oh and theres also this fairy orb. If you give it 2 objects, it will form into a helpful guide who will give you knowledge of this land!
[02:51] <directionlessFeline> Guess that's what I did with Sharni, then.
[02:51] <directionlessFeline> You see any meteors on your way in?
[02:52] <cutesyChef> Err nope!
[02:52] <cutesyChef> Meteor free on my end :3
[02:53] <directionlessFeline> Maybe they're a troll thing for it.
[02:53] <cutesyChef> Oh oh oh! But be careful!
[02:53] <cutesyChef> In my land, I have found several evil beings who say nasty things and try to hurt you.
[02:54] <cutesyChef> But when you kill them, they give you a "resource" that helps you build up!
[02:54] <directionlessFeline> Now that, is something I know how to handle.
[02:55] <cutesyChef> Have you killed before?
[02:56] <directionlessFeline> I'm a grubslinger, killing and I are old friends.
[02:57] <directionlessFeline> Gotten pretty good at, if you ask me.
[02:57] <cutesyChef> A grubslinger? Is that like... a cowboy?!
[02:58] <directionlessFeline> Couldn't tell ya.
[02:58] <cutesyChef> They have a lasso and ride horses and shoot guns!
[02:59] <directionlessFeline> Well, I do one of those things.
[03:00] <directionlessFeline> I spend most of my time headin between towns in the less civilized parts of Alternia, lookin for bounties on lowlifes and bandits.
[03:01] <cutesyChef> Well from what I've learned about trolls, lowlifes are plentiful >:T
[03:01] <directionlessFeline> You have no idea.
[03:02] <cutesyChef> This hyperboreanHighwayman girl is such a jerk!!!!
[03:02] <directionlessFeline> Who?
[03:03] <cutesyChef> Some troll I contacted. She keeps acting rude at me and wants to take me on a hate-date.
[03:04] <directionlessFeline> A long distance kismesisitude with an alien... ambitious.
[03:04] <directionlessFeline> Well, you thinking of taking her up on it?
[03:05] <cutesyChef> No!! Shes a girl!
[03:06] <directionlessFeline> So?
[03:06] <cutesyChef> Everyone knows girls can't love girls! Its forbidden love!
[03:07] <directionlessFeline> It's pretty common here actually.
[03:07] <cutesyChef> It is?
[03:07] <directionlessFeline> Most trolls don't care about gender when they're looking for mates.
[03:08] <directionlessFeline> Some do, but that's more personal preference than anything about it bein forbidden.
[03:09] <cutesyChef> B
[03:09] <cutesyChef> But!
[03:09] <directionlessFeline> Also, weren't you just stripped by some hot river girls?
[03:09] <cutesyChef> I didnt want to be!!!!!
[03:09] <directionlessFeline> Yeah, but you called 'em hot.
[03:10] <cutesyChef> I!
[03:10] <cutesyChef> But!
[03:10] <cutesyChef> They!
[03:10] <directionlessFeline> Huh, you really are cute.
[03:10] <cutesyChef> They are! But that doesn't mean I like them right? Just because they make me nervous...
[03:11] <cutesyChef> !!!!
[03:11] <cutesyChef> You!
[03:11] <directionlessFeline> Wanna make out?
[03:11] <cutesyChef> AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[03:12] <directionlessFeline> Pfffft
[03:12] <cutesyChef> FORBIDDEN FORBIDDEN FORBIDDEN FORBODEN FORBIDDEN!
[03:12] <directionlessFeline> Relax, Wren, I'm just using your advice on flirting.
[03:12] <cutesyChef> What?
[03:13] <cutesyChef> What do you mean?
[03:13] <directionlessFeline> According to Sharni, you gave her a lesson on how to flirt.
[03:14] <directionlessFeline> I gathered the technique was something like, "call 'em cute, and then ask if they want to make out."
[03:14] <cutesyChef> Well yeah but its supposed to be with boys and girls not girls and girls! Thats how it is in movies!
[03:15] <directionlessFeline> Come on, what's wrong with a little girl on girl?
[03:15] <directionlessFeline> There's plenty of it in Alternian movies.
[03:16] <cutesyChef> I dont know! I just know its forbidden ok! ;x;
[03:17] <directionlessFeline> Sometimes it's the forbidden fruit that tastes the best, you know.
[03:18] <cutesyChef> Yeah but...
[03:18] <cutesyChef> If I accept that, then everything I thought I knew is wrong...
[03:18] <directionlessFeline> Your entire belief system is based on who can date who?
[03:19] <cutesyChef> No!
[03:19] <cutesyChef> I mean
[03:19] <cutesyChef> Everything I thought I knew today
[03:19] <cutesyChef> Its been proved wrong!
[03:19] <cutesyChef> Like me thinking I'm a human when I'm really not!
[03:20] <cutesyChef> Or me thinking that girls cant date girls when its really ok when they do!
[03:20] <cutesyChef> Or that trolls are just a bunch of roleplayers when it turns out they are really real!
[03:20] <directionlessFeline> Well, if everything else is wrong, why not try taking a bite of that hot girly apple?
[03:20] <directionlessFeline> You might find out it's oh so right.
[03:21] <cutesyChef> I thought I should let you know that I am current bonking my head against this tree.
[03:22] <directionlessFeline> Careful, it could be a dryad you're hitting on.
[03:23] <cutesyChef> I don't know how I feel about all this...
[03:23] <cutesyChef> I want to feel alright about it
[03:23] <cutesyChef> But it still doesn't feel right
[03:23] <cutesyChef> Like I'm doing something bad!
[03:25] <directionlessFeline> I've had plenty of fun doing bad things.
[03:25] <directionlessFeline> Usually it makes it better.
[03:26] <cutesyChef> Its like whenever I ogle one of the other naiads im being naughty. Even though they are pretty cute.
[03:26] <directionlessFeline> There, ya see, there's nothing wrong with thinking they're cute.
[03:27] <directionlessFeline> You're just... appreciating them.
[03:27] <directionlessFeline> And if you want to get a little closer, a little more... personal, with your appreciation, there's nothing wrong with that either.
[03:27] <cutesyChef> ...what do you look like?
[03:28] <directionlessFeline> I thought you didn't want a picture of me.
[03:28] <cutesyChef> I do now!
[03:28] <cutesyChef> I'm curious!
[03:29] <directionlessFeline> Alright, alright, lemme just take one for you.
[03:31]  * directionlessFeline sent cutesyChef apple.png ((It's a picture of Susana doing a boobs & butt pose, sitting on her knees on one of the desks looking sultrily back towards the camera.)
[03:32] <cutesyChef> THATS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!
[03:33] <cutesyChef> BUT
[03:33] <cutesyChef> I DO KINDA THINK YOU LOOK SORTA HOT
[03:34] <directionlessFeline> There, see, doesn't it feel good to be honest about it?
[03:34] <directionlessFeline> Next, you can ask me if I want to make out.
[03:34] <cutesyChef> I GUESS?
[03:34] <cutesyChef> I
[03:34] <cutesyChef> NO
[03:34] <cutesyChef> THats sudden isnt it?
[03:35] <directionlessFeline> Well, you said that's how it works between boys and girls.
[03:35] <directionlessFeline> Why not between girls and girls?
[03:35] <cutesyChef> Because I've never made out with anyone before!
[03:36] <directionlessFeline> Well, you could practice with one of those naiads if you're nervous.
[03:36] <cutesyChef> D-do you think they'd let me?
[03:37] <directionlessFeline> They did strip you naked.
[03:38] <cutesyChef> Well yeah but...
[03:38] <cutesyChef> They don't really know who I am!
[03:38] <cutesyChef> Can you just make out with someone without knowing them personally?
[03:39] <directionlessFeline> Sure, I've done it plenty.
[03:39] <directionlessFeline> Just say you'd like to get to know them better, pour 'em a few drinks while you tell them some of your more heroic stories, and then bam, make out city.
[03:40] <cutesyChef> I'm not really much of a hero...
[03:42] <directionlessFeline> Anything works, it's just a matter of, as my master said, breaking the touch barrier.
[03:42] <cutesyChef> Touch barrier? As in physical contact?
[03:42] <directionlessFeline> Yep, that's the first big step towards make outs.
[03:43] <directionlessFeline> Well, finding someone you want to make out with is technically the first step, but I don't think you'll have that problem.
[03:43] <cutesyChef> You sure?
[03:43] <cutesyChef> ...do you want a picture of me?
[03:44] <directionlessFeline> I certainly won't say no to one.
[03:44] <directionlessFeline> Are you gonna do a pose?
[03:45]  * cutesyChef has sent Wrenaiad.png. Its only of her head, and its a little dark to fully make it out, but you think shes throwing up the peace hand sign, and her cheeks are blushing.
[03:46] <directionlessFeline> OH
[03:46] <directionlessFeline> MY
[03:46] <directionlessFeline> GOD
[03:48] <cutesyChef> W-what?
[03:48] <directionlessFeline> YOU'RE SO CUTE!
[03:49] <cutesyChef> Gosh, you sure? I'm blushing out here.
[03:50] <directionlessFeline> God as my witness, if you aren't the cutest alien I've ever seen.
[03:50] <cutesyChef> Well same to you miss Susy!
[03:51] <directionlessFeline> Y'know what, this can't be allowed to continue.
[03:51] <cutesyChef> What cant?
[03:51] <directionlessFeline> Something this cute cannot be allowed to go make-outless.
[03:53] <directionlessFeline> You need to go make out with those hot river girls, immediately.
[03:53] <cutesyChef> W-Well if you say so.
[03:53] <cutesyChef> You seem trustworthy!
[03:53] <cutesyChef> So I'll try it!
[03:53] <directionlessFeline> Yes!
[03:53] <directionlessFeline> Atta girl, go forth and spread thy lips' bounty.
[03:53] <cutesyChef> Wish me luck!
[03:54] <directionlessFeline> You won't need it, I'm sure.
[03:55] <cutesyChef> :3
[03:55] <cutesyChef> Hehe.
[03:55]  * cutesyChef ceased pestering directionlessFeline
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