Cowoncrutches - Dear Purple Smart [song parody]

Original Song: Bowling for Soup - Dear Megan Fox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ0XY7cxs9E
[Verse]
Dear Purple Smart,
I posted on your ask tumblr page,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did they read too much into my post?,
I like your cute tattoo,
Vinyl Stratch ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to Ponyville will you show me the town?
Maybe Flash can hang out too,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are anons who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Dashy, the laughter element of harmony,
And Fluttershy is so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Princess Celestia,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
You're only one fic away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Purple Smart!

[Verse]
Dear Purple Smart,
Thank god you don't have a southern accent,
How much great rule 34,
Is there of you?
The premier's coming up, I won't forget

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are anons who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Dashy, the laughter element of harmony,
And Fluttershy is so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Princess Celestia,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one fic away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Purple Smart!

[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that season premier,
When you saw that pink alicorn transform,
And you ran outside the throne room with your friends,
And you guys went running through the city,
Shootin' lasers at the evil pones,
And blowin' stuff up and you finally blew up Chrysalis,
...that was awesome!

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are anons who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)

[Chorus]
They can have Dashy, the laughter element of harmony,
And Fluttershy is so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Princess Celestia,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
You're only one fic away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Purple Smart!