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- <i>♪ Oh, sometimes</i>
- <i>I get a good feeling, yeah ♪</i>
- 2
- 00:00:12,672 --> 00:00:16,130
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
- 3
- 00:00:16,213 --> 00:00:22,338
- <i>♪ I get a feeling</i>
- <i>That I never, never, never had before ♪</i>
- 4
- 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:23,797
- <i>♪ No, no ♪</i>
- 5
- 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,005
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
- 6
- 00:00:27,088 --> 00:00:32,005
- <i>♪ I just want to tell you right now that ♪</i>
- 7
- 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:34,005
- <i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>
- 8
- 00:00:34,088 --> 00:00:36,172
- <i>♪ I believe ♪</i>
- 9
- 00:00:36,255 --> 00:00:38,963
- <i>♪ I really do believe that ♪</i>
- 10
- 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:41,713
- <i>♪ Something's got a hold on me ♪</i>
- 11
- 00:00:41,797 --> 00:00:42,672
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
- 12
- 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,047
- <i>♪ Oh, it must be love ♪</i>
- 13
- 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:49,838
- <i>♪ Oh, something's got a hold on me</i>
- <i>Right now, child ♪</i>
- 14
- 00:00:49,922 --> 00:00:51,588
- <i>♪ Oh, it must be love ♪</i>
- 15
- 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:53,047
- <i>♪ Let me tell you now ♪</i>
- 16
- 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,297
- <i>♪ I've got a feeling</i>
- <i>I feel so strange ♪</i>
- 17
- 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:58,922
- <i>♪ Everything about me</i>
- <i>seems to have changed ♪</i>
- 18
- 00:00:59,588 --> 00:01:02,505
- <i>♪ Step by step</i>
- <i>I've got a brand new walk ♪</i>
- 19
- 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:05,380
- <i>♪ I even sound sweeter when I talk ♪</i>
- 20
- 00:01:05,463 --> 00:01:07,172
- <i>-♪ I said oh ♪</i>
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- 21
- 00:01:07,255 --> 00:01:08,713
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- 22
- 00:01:08,797 --> 00:01:10,463
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- 23
- 00:01:10,547 --> 00:01:11,797
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- <i>-♪ Oh ♪</i>
- 24
- 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,630
- <i>♪ Hey, yeah ♪</i>
- 25
- 00:01:13,713 --> 00:01:15,547
- <i>♪ Oh, it must be love ♪</i>
- 26
- 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,088
- <i>♪ You know it must be love ♪</i>
- 27
- 00:01:17,172 --> 00:01:20,213
- <i>♪ You know it walks like love... ♪</i>
- 28
- 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:25,713
- You know, you're not supposed
- to buy your own birthday breakfast.
- 29
- 00:01:25,797 --> 00:01:27,755
- - That's against the rules.
- -[laughs]
- 30
- 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,797
- - I hate birthdays. But I love you though.
- - Yeah.
- 31
- 00:01:33,755 --> 00:01:34,713
- So you want some?
- 32
- 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:38,047
- - Yeah, when I get out of the shower, baby.
- - I wasn't talking about that.
- 33
- 00:01:38,922 --> 00:01:39,922
- - Oh, no?
- - No.
- 34
- 00:01:40,005 --> 00:01:43,255
- That's not what you're talking about?
- Oh, happy birthday to me.
- 35
- 00:01:43,338 --> 00:01:44,172
- Uh-huh.
- 36
- 00:01:50,713 --> 00:01:51,797
- That's a hot outfit.
- 37
- 00:01:52,297 --> 00:01:53,588
- I need to look professional.
- 38
- 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:55,672
- Relax, okay? Everyone there loves you.
- 39
- 00:01:56,213 --> 00:01:58,422
- I just... I don't know if I can do this.
- 40
- 00:01:59,255 --> 00:02:01,922
- Every manager at our company
- has a college degree.
- 41
- 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,005
- Yeah, well, I'd argue that...
- 42
- 00:02:04,547 --> 00:02:07,713
- fifteen years' experience is worth, what,
- ten degrees?
- 43
- 00:02:08,797 --> 00:02:10,463
- - Not to these people.
- - Oh.
- 44
- 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:12,713
- But thank you.
- 45
- 00:02:24,463 --> 00:02:25,755
- I need you today, Abuela.
- 46
- 00:02:25,838 --> 00:02:29,130
- Just remember that they need you
- more than you need them, okay?
- 47
- 00:02:29,213 --> 00:02:31,630
- - Look, I'm just trying to stay focused.
- - Yeah.
- 48
- 00:02:31,713 --> 00:02:33,005
- Keep my eye on the ball.
- 49
- 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,755
- - Did you just sports-metaphor me?
- - Oh, God.
- 50
- 00:02:35,838 --> 00:02:38,297
- Hey, you know,
- just take it one game at a time.
- 51
- 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,838
- What if Weiskopf doesn't like me?
- 52
- 00:02:39,922 --> 00:02:42,172
- Well, it's a game of inches.
- You've got to give them 110%.
- 53
- 00:02:42,255 --> 00:02:43,130
- I'm ignoring you.
- 54
- 00:02:43,213 --> 00:02:46,380
- Do you like, "It's an honor to meet you,
- Mr. Weiskopf"? Or is that--
- 55
- 00:02:46,463 --> 00:02:48,380
- - Too ass-kissy.
- - Yeah, okay.
- 56
- 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:51,172
- I have to get this, Trey.
- 57
- 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,130
- Hey, look...
- 58
- 00:02:53,255 --> 00:02:55,630
- The only thing with a prayer
- of stopping you...
- 59
- 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,255
- is you.
- 60
- 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,088
- I'm going to be late.
- 61
- 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:02,130
- Okay.
- 62
- 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:03,963
- - Knock 'em dead.
- - Okay.
- 63
- 00:03:05,422 --> 00:03:07,588
- Your ass looks great in those jeans,
- by the way.
- 64
- 00:03:07,672 --> 00:03:10,172
- Again? You know, I'm not a piece of meat.
- 65
- 00:03:10,255 --> 00:03:12,005
- Okay, but we're gonna have to
- make this quick.
- 66
- 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:12,922
- Bye!
- 67
- 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:14,588
- Okay. Bye!
- 68
- 00:03:15,213 --> 00:03:16,963
- <i>♪ She's a working woman</i> ♪
- 69
- 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:19,922
- <i>♪ She has no time to be misled</i> ♪
- 70
- 00:03:20,505 --> 00:03:24,547
- <i>♪ She ain't got the time to be misled</i>
- <i>She ain't got the time to play ♪</i>
- 71
- 00:03:25,297 --> 00:03:27,255
- <i>♪ She can do it, she can do it... ♪</i>
- 72
- 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:29,005
- It's a pleasure, Mr. Weiskopf,
- 73
- 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:31,547
- to show you what we've been doing
- at Value Shop 151.
- 74
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- The pleasure is ours.
- Take note, Arthur.
- 75
- 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,797
- Ozone Park Value Shop outsells
- its nearest competition twice over.
- 76
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- Let me show you why.
- 77
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- Welcome to our online store.
- 78
- 00:03:42,213 --> 00:03:44,630
- My best friend, Joan Volpintesta,
- fellow employee,
- 79
- 00:03:44,713 --> 00:03:47,380
- sends her son Dilly into the store
- with his cell phone
- 80
- 00:03:47,463 --> 00:03:50,380
- to hold up every single cut of sirloin
- for her beef braciola.
- 81
- 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:52,338
- That's when it hit me.
- 82
- 00:03:52,422 --> 00:03:54,088
- It's a live feed. Interesting.
- 83
- 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:58,088
- Yes. From home, our subscribers
- can pick a certain cut of salmon,
- 84
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- the third lemon from the back.
- 85
- 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,005
- Anything they want.
- 86
- 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:04,130
- They shop before noon, we deliver by six,
- 20-mile radius.
- 87
- 00:04:04,213 --> 00:04:06,213
- Expands our community,
- expands our volume.
- 88
- 00:04:06,297 --> 00:04:08,005
- And expands our profits nicely.
- 89
- 00:04:08,505 --> 00:04:10,505
- And this is where it all began.
- 90
- 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:12,547
- - Monday Moms?
- - Yes.
- 91
- 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,130
- This was all Maya's idea.
- 92
- 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,213
- Meet the aforementioned Joan.
- 93
- 00:04:16,713 --> 00:04:18,172
- - Hello.
- - Well, hello.
- 94
- 00:04:18,255 --> 00:04:21,797
- Hi. I'm a mom of two kids
- 95
- 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,630
- and I have a deadbeat ex
- 96
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- and I was sharing my woes
- with some other moms
- 97
- 00:04:26,963 --> 00:04:30,713
- when Maya smartly suggested
- that we start a weekly bitch fest--
- 98
- 00:04:30,797 --> 00:04:31,963
- - Social club.
- - A social club.
- 99
- 00:04:32,047 --> 00:04:34,838
- You know, cater to Monday moms, or dads...
- 100
- 00:04:35,422 --> 00:04:36,922
- and it just grew from there.
- 101
- 00:04:37,005 --> 00:04:39,505
- Wait, are you talking customers or staff?
- 102
- 00:04:39,588 --> 00:04:40,422
- Both.
- 103
- 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:44,672
- Suzi DaVinci.
- I call it Value Shop therapy.
- 104
- 00:04:44,755 --> 00:04:45,880
- We're like shopping friends.
- 105
- 00:04:45,963 --> 00:04:47,922
- We swap stories, coupons--
- 106
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- - Husbands.
- - Uh-uh, not mine.
- 107
- 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:52,255
- I don't even know what to say,
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- 00:04:52,338 --> 00:04:54,463
- except Arthur's going to be
- extremely fortunate
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- 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,088
- to have you as a first lieutenant.
- 110
- 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:58,755
- So I'm going to leave you alone
- to get to know each other better.
- 111
- 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,047
- Mr. Weiskopf, can I have a minute?
- 112
- 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:05,047
- You can have two.
- 113
- 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:06,463
- Thank you.
- 114
- 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:09,005
- I prepared for this meeting for weeks.
- 115
- 00:05:09,088 --> 00:05:10,255
- And you did great.
- 116
- 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:13,630
- I put...
- 117
- 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,380
- fifteen years of my life into this store,
- 118
- 00:05:16,463 --> 00:05:19,755
- and after becoming assistant manager
- six years ago,
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- 00:05:19,838 --> 00:05:21,880
- sales have increased at a record pace.
- 120
- 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:24,713
- Look, I mean no disrespect, but...
- 121
- 00:05:25,422 --> 00:05:28,005
- what do you know about this store
- or the people who shop here?
- 122
- 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,880
- I specialize in team-building.
- 123
- 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,547
- Arthur got his MBA from Duke.
- 124
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- I think you'll find
- he's the best man for the job.
- 125
- 00:05:34,172 --> 00:05:35,047
- No, sir.
- 126
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- I am.
- 127
- 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,922
- Where did you go to college, dear?
- 128
- 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:43,505
- I have my GED.
- 129
- 00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:49,963
- I respect that, I do, but we have minimum
- job requirements in place for a reason.
- 130
- 00:05:50,047 --> 00:05:51,213
- And what is that reason?
- 131
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- I want you to know how much we value you
- 132
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- and your loyalty.
- 133
- 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:01,463
- You would think management would want
- someone from sales in that position.
- 134
- 00:06:01,547 --> 00:06:03,088
- Okay, perspective.
- 135
- 00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:07,422
- You have a great boyfriend, Trey,
- who is ring shopping as we speak.
- 136
- 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:08,463
- He's what?
- 137
- 00:06:08,963 --> 00:06:09,838
- Shit!
- 138
- 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,297
- Why would you tell me that?
- 139
- 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,047
- I said, "Shit," so obviously I know...
- 140
- 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:18,297
- Anyway, it shouldn't be a surprise. You
- guys have been together for five years.
- 141
- 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,422
- It's not about...
- 142
- 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:21,963
- He wants kids.
- 143
- 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:23,422
- And that's a bad thing because...?
- 144
- 00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:25,380
- I'm not having this conversation
- right now.
- 145
- 00:06:27,922 --> 00:06:29,672
- Okay, how do I say this nicely?
- 146
- 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,172
- Okay, I can't.
- 147
- 00:06:31,255 --> 00:06:32,922
- How about this?
- Tonight, you get messed up.
- 148
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- After the party, you get knocked up.
- You can use my guest bedroom.
- 149
- 00:06:35,755 --> 00:06:36,713
- What party?
- 150
- 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,963
- Shit!
- 151
- 00:06:40,255 --> 00:06:41,797
- - What party?
- - Okay, do me a favor.
- 152
- 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,880
- Act surprised. Can you do that for me?
- 153
- 00:06:43,963 --> 00:06:45,172
- Don't be selfish.
- 154
- 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:46,672
- Nobody likes a selfish girl.
- 155
- 00:06:56,588 --> 00:06:58,172
- Surprise!
- 156
- 00:07:13,588 --> 00:07:14,422
- Hey!
- 157
- 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:17,588
- Hey, everyone!
- If you guys could all pipe down.
- 158
- 00:07:17,672 --> 00:07:18,505
- Kill the music.
- 159
- 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:23,380
- I want... I want to say a couple of things
- about the birthday girl.
- 160
- 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:24,297
- Oh!
- 161
- 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,713
- So, back when I was coaching
- Babe Ruth League--
- 162
- 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:28,463
- - Oh, no. No.
- - Yeah.
- 163
- 00:07:28,547 --> 00:07:31,755
- There was this Friday night game
- at Pensacola Field...
- 164
- 00:07:32,505 --> 00:07:37,297
- and this kid goes down
- on a cold third strike.
- 165
- 00:07:37,922 --> 00:07:39,380
- And out of nowhere...
- 166
- 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,255
- there's this shrieking
- coming from the stands.
- 167
- 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:45,380
- Ow!
- 168
- 00:07:46,588 --> 00:07:50,838
- Some crazy lady is just all over the ump.
- 169
- 00:07:51,422 --> 00:07:55,547
- So I turn around to get a look
- at this wacko.
- 170
- 00:07:57,672 --> 00:07:58,505
- And bam.
- 171
- 00:07:59,463 --> 00:08:00,547
- There she is.
- 172
- 00:08:01,922 --> 00:08:02,755
- Beautiful,
- 173
- 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:04,963
- brazen,
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- 00:08:05,047 --> 00:08:06,672
- and completely on fire.
- 175
- 00:08:07,838 --> 00:08:09,588
- And anyone... Any...
- 176
- 00:08:11,005 --> 00:08:12,463
- corporate dickhead...
- 177
- 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:17,672
- who doesn't appreciate
- just how amazing this woman is...
- 178
- 00:08:18,755 --> 00:08:19,588
- Well, babe...
- 179
- 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:21,588
- as they say...
- 180
- 00:08:22,088 --> 00:08:25,255
- It ain't over until it's over!
- 181
- 00:08:28,005 --> 00:08:29,547
- - Come on, dance with me.
- - Oh, gosh, no.
- 182
- 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:30,672
- - Come on.
- - Really?
- 183
- 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:31,672
- Yeah, yeah.
- 184
- 00:08:31,755 --> 00:08:33,630
- - Right now?
- - Right now, in front of everyone.
- 185
- 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,755
- <i>- ♪ And I can hardly speak♪</i>
- 186
- 00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:42,005
- <i>♪ My heart is beating so ♪</i>
- 187
- 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,963
- <i>♪ And anyone can tell ♪</i>
- 188
- 00:08:46,338 --> 00:08:49,172
- <i>♪ You think you know me well... ♪</i>
- 189
- 00:08:49,255 --> 00:08:50,630
- Beautiful. You are.
- 190
- 00:08:50,713 --> 00:08:51,963
- You're not so bad.
- 191
- 00:08:52,047 --> 00:08:52,963
- Oh, okay.
- 192
- 00:08:57,380 --> 00:09:03,422
- <i>♪ No, you don't know the one</i>
- <i>Who dreams of you each night...</i> ♪
- 193
- 00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:06,047
- I mean, cleaning up on my own birthday.
- Nice.
- 194
- 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,088
- Well, that's what real friends do.
- 195
- 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:10,588
- I'm gonna have my birthday here
- every year.
- 196
- 00:09:10,672 --> 00:09:11,505
- Shut up.
- 197
- 00:09:12,338 --> 00:09:13,297
- Are you okay?
- 198
- 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,505
- - Screw 'em.
- - Yeah, screw 'em.
- 199
- 00:09:17,005 --> 00:09:17,838
- Who?
- 200
- 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,755
- "Them."
- 201
- 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:23,297
- The educated people in their...
- 202
- 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:27,797
- fancy houses,
- who name their kids after fruit and...
- 203
- 00:09:29,088 --> 00:09:30,547
- climb Kilimanjaro.
- 204
- 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,213
- Yes, screw them.
- 205
- 00:09:33,297 --> 00:09:35,047
- I mean, doesn't it make you crazy?
- 206
- 00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:38,380
- That just because you didn't get a degree
- when you were 18,
- 207
- 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,630
- you don't qualify for a job
- when you're freaking 40?
- 208
- 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,505
- Oh, my God. First of all, who said...
- 209
- 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:45,838
- life is fair?
- 210
- 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:47,838
- Right?
- 211
- 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:52,713
- Come on, your godson going to Stanford
- on a Google scholarship...
- 212
- 00:09:52,797 --> 00:09:55,047
- That kind of helps
- to even things out, don't you think?
- 213
- 00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:57,630
- Come on, Maya, it's a title.
- It doesn't define you.
- 214
- 00:09:57,713 --> 00:10:00,755
- Says the woman who can't say
- her son's name without mentioning
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- 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:02,130
- that he's going to Stanford.
- 216
- 00:10:02,213 --> 00:10:03,588
- This is true. Okay. All right.
- 217
- 00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:05,338
- I mean... And you should!
- 218
- 00:10:05,422 --> 00:10:06,338
- You should.
- 219
- 00:10:06,838 --> 00:10:07,672
- It's amazing.
- 220
- 00:10:08,713 --> 00:10:09,547
- But I...
- 221
- 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:13,130
- I don't know.
- 222
- 00:10:14,255 --> 00:10:16,172
- I just thought, by now, I...
- 223
- 00:10:20,047 --> 00:10:20,880
- I don't know.
- 224
- 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,172
- Is this about Sarah?
- 225
- 00:10:25,297 --> 00:10:28,255
- Okay, when are you going to
- forgive yourself for that?
- 226
- 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,130
- Really.
- 227
- 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,297
- Well, maybe I just need to stop
- banging my head up against the wall.
- 228
- 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,922
- The world tells you enough times
- this is who you are,
- 229
- 00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:37,963
- maybe it's time to start believing it.
- 230
- 00:10:38,047 --> 00:10:39,797
- There are tons of other jobs out there.
- 231
- 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,213
- Oh, my God, would you stop eavesdropping?
- 232
- 00:10:42,297 --> 00:10:43,422
- I'm not eavesdropping.
- 233
- 00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:45,755
- And now he brought cake
- so I can't be mad at him.
- 234
- 00:10:46,255 --> 00:10:47,213
- Okay.
- 235
- 00:10:47,922 --> 00:10:48,755
- One wish...
- 236
- 00:10:49,255 --> 00:10:50,172
- on your birthday.
- 237
- 00:10:52,213 --> 00:10:53,130
- Okay.
- 238
- 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,088
- I wish...
- 239
- 00:10:59,338 --> 00:11:00,213
- I wish...
- 240
- 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:04,172
- that we lived in a world
- where street smarts equal book smarts.
- 241
- 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:09,130
- I wish...
- 242
- 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:10,838
- Hey, hey.
- 243
- 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,338
- You gave it your best, right?
- 244
- 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,130
- - That's right.
- - Yeah.
- 245
- 00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:17,297
- Come on.
- 246
- 00:11:17,922 --> 00:11:19,005
- Let's blow that out.
- 247
- 00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:20,213
- We know you know how to blow.
- 248
- 00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:23,463
- That's the word on the street. I don't...
- I'm not...
- 249
- 00:11:23,547 --> 00:11:25,463
- - Please shut up. Just shut up.
- - Well, blow it out.
- 250
- 00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,088
- You can't stay here all night.
- 251
- 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:32,338
- I've always liked the idea
- of round tables.
- 252
- 00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:37,463
- You know, as a boy, my favorite stories
- were the ones where King...
- 253
- 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,130
- Miss Davilla...
- 254
- 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:40,922
- a minute.
- 255
- 00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:49,755
- Look, I'm aware
- that you wanted this position.
- 256
- 00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:52,463
- And what's more, I sincerely believe
- that you deserved it.
- 257
- 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:55,963
- Your ideas, while rough, still have merit.
- 258
- 00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:56,922
- I mean...
- 259
- 00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:58,005
- What's rough about them?
- 260
- 00:11:58,088 --> 00:12:00,505
- But when you roll your eyes,
- Miss Davilla,
- 261
- 00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:04,797
- you trivialize a team-building exercise,
- and that divides us.
- 262
- 00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:06,380
- You're my right hand.
- 263
- 00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:08,463
- We're all at the same table.
- 264
- 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,047
- Yeah?
- 265
- 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,505
- As I was saying,
- 266
- 00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:14,755
- I'd like us to think of ourselves
- as knights,
- 267
- 00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:18,047
- each with our own wisdom and fiefdoms.
- 268
- 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,005
- So...
- 269
- 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:20,922
- Sir Vondell Jones...
- 270
- 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:25,005
- you will be our Knight of Legumes.
- 271
- 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,505
- And Sir Alex Gibbeon,
- 272
- 00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:28,672
- you are the Marquis of Meat.
- 273
- 00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:30,463
- What the hell is a legume?
- 274
- 00:12:30,547 --> 00:12:32,088
- And, Shaniqua Harris...
- 275
- 00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:35,380
- you are the Knight of Feminine Hygiene.
- 276
- 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,880
- I'm menopausal.
- 277
- 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,172
- Apparently I deserve this.
- 278
- 00:12:39,255 --> 00:12:41,088
- Hey, some lady called for you.
- 279
- 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:43,463
- Something about a job interview from F&C.
- 280
- 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,172
- - Franklin & Clarke?
- - I don't know.
- 281
- 00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,297
- The ones who make half the stuff
- on Aisles 7, 8, and 11.
- 282
- 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,422
- Oh, okay.
- 283
- 00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:53,588
- I didn't apply for a job there.
- 284
- 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:56,713
- All right, you pulled it out of me.
- Remember your birthday wish?
- 285
- 00:12:58,297 --> 00:13:01,172
- - What, Dilly?
- - He used your legal name, don't worry.
- 286
- 00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:03,130
- He put you up for some jobs. He did.
- 287
- 00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:04,130
- I didn't ask him to.
- 288
- 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:05,463
- Okay. All right.
- 289
- 00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:08,130
- Well, you know what,
- you can either grow some balls
- 290
- 00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:11,088
- or spend the rest of your life
- with Lord Bag of Dicks.
- 291
- 00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:14,297
- And if customer service comes in
- and they want to fight,
- 292
- 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,755
- here, let's fight,
- I'll teach you some swordplay.
- 293
- 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,755
- The knight...
- 294
- 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:22,297
- <i>♪ White, white tiger</i> ♪
- 295
- 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:26,463
- <i>♪ I ride roller coaster</i> ♪
- 296
- 00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:30,797
- <i>♪ If I am still caught</i>
- <i>On these safety bars</i> ♪
- 297
- 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,088
- <i>♪ So far we made it ♪</i>
- 298
- 00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:39,880
- <i>♪ Don't count for white, white ♪</i>
- 299
- 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,005
- <i>♪ This hot wind hits my skin ♪</i>
- 300
- 00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:47,338
- <i>♪ I begin and take a breath ♪</i>
- 301
- 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:57,422
- <i>♪ And all adrenaline</i>
- <i>Rushes to my head...</i> ♪
- 302
- 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,172
- Maya Davilla.
- 303
- 00:14:10,672 --> 00:14:12,713
- I'm sorry. It's under Maria Vargas.
- 304
- 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:14,297
- I got a call from...
- 305
- 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,213
- Your interview's on the 59th floor.
- 306
- 00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:33,755
- - Hi, I'm--
- - Miss Vargas.
- 307
- 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,380
- Yes, he's been expecting you.
- 308
- 00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:37,713
- "He"?
- 309
- 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,588
- Miss Vargas is here.
- 310
- 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,172
- Hi.
- 311
- 00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:45,838
- I'm Anderson Clarke.
- 312
- 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:48,755
- Clarke? As in Franklin & Clarke?
- 313
- 00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:52,172
- My grandfather wanted it to be Clarke
- & Franklin, but he lost the coin toss.
- 314
- 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,880
- Still steams my clams. Come on in.
- Come on in, Maria.
- 315
- 00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:56,963
- Please, call me Maya.
- 316
- 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:59,255
- Oh, well, then, call me Anderson.
- 317
- 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,172
- Are you, um...?
- 318
- 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,005
- I mean, you're the head of...
- 319
- 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:09,088
- - I just assumed Human Resources was--
- - Your resume interests me.
- 320
- 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,630
- You come from sales?
- 321
- 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,005
- Fifteen years.
- 322
- 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,422
- I'm sorry, what is this position for?
- 323
- 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:19,547
- I've often thought that sales should have
- a greater voice in product development.
- 324
- 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,713
- I couldn't agree more.
- 325
- 00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:22,588
- The market's only getting
- more competitive.
- 326
- 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,338
- And consumers are only getting smarter.
- 327
- 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,588
- Oh, yes, they are.
- 328
- 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,172
- You live here in the city?
- 329
- 00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:30,380
- I'm in between apartments.
- 330
- 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,713
- Family?
- 331
- 00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:33,463
- Just me.
- 332
- 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,755
- Oh. I'm sorry,
- I didn't know you had a meeting.
- 333
- 00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:41,172
- Uh, Maya, this is Zoe,
- one of our vice-presidents.
- 334
- 00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:42,130
- - Hello.
- - Hi.
- 335
- 00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:44,213
- - Maya works for Sam Weiskopf.
- - Indirectly.
- 336
- 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,922
- So what are you guys talking about?
- 337
- 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:49,838
- I was thinking of bringing Maya on
- for a consultancy.
- 338
- 00:15:49,922 --> 00:15:50,797
- You were?
- 339
- 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,297
- Wow.
- 340
- 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:56,463
- Uh, you must have a lot of experience
- in product development.
- 341
- 00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:59,380
- Oh, I'm sure she's well-versed
- in the efficacy of our products.
- 342
- 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,380
- Maya?
- 343
- 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,713
- Uh, you-- you want me to?
- 344
- 00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:08,005
- Well, okay.
- 345
- 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,588
- Uh, well, off the top of my head, um...
- 346
- 00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:15,672
- Your Rainforest Mountain shampoo
- is excellent,
- 347
- 00:16:15,755 --> 00:16:18,005
- although we only stock
- the regular version.
- 348
- 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,005
- Um...
- 349
- 00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:21,213
- Your men's shaving gel really moves.
- 350
- 00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,255
- But your skincare line is...
- 351
- 00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:24,672
- Yes?
- 352
- 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:29,588
- - A little behind the competition.
- - Can you be more specific?
- 353
- 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:35,130
- You launched your Avocado Jojoba line
- last spring and we only sold 1,353 units,
- 354
- 00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,880
- which is about 70%
- under the normal range.
- 355
- 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,755
- - And that's just off the top of your head?
- - Can I talk to you in private?
- 356
- 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,130
- Just a second.
- Why do you think they didn't sell, Maya?
- 357
- 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,380
- Well...
- 358
- 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,713
- your organic line isn't really organic.
- 359
- 00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:50,005
- Are you kidding me?
- 360
- 00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:55,630
- Look, I don't want to insult anyone, okay?
- And I...
- 361
- 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,005
- I realize that my...
- 362
- 00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,338
- credentials aren't typically--
- 363
- 00:17:00,422 --> 00:17:01,963
- Oh, you are right about that.
- 364
- 00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:06,255
- Harvard undergrad, magna cum laude.
- 365
- 00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:08,922
- Then there's your philanthropy,
- all the work with the Peace Corps.
- 366
- 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,630
- And, of course,
- you have got to see the Facebook page.
- 367
- 00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:12,797
- Her Facebook page?
- 368
- 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,755
- My Facebook page?
- 369
- 00:17:14,338 --> 00:17:17,213
- I have been training
- for Kilimanjaro for months.
- 370
- 00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:18,338
- Is that right?
- 371
- 00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:19,922
- Well, Zoe?
- 372
- 00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:21,422
- What do you think?
- 373
- 00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:22,755
- I think I've seen enough.
- 374
- 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,463
- Thank you for coming in, Maya.
- 375
- 00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:26,797
- Yeah, okay.
- 376
- 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,797
- Thank you.
- 377
- 00:17:39,213 --> 00:17:40,380
- Shit!
- 378
- 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,505
- Hey.
- 379
- 00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,088
- Uh-oh.
- 380
- 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,088
- She doesn't look happy.
- 381
- 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,047
- - She doesn't look happy.
- - I'm not happy.
- 382
- 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,547
- - They didn't like you?
- - No,
- 383
- 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,338
- they thought I was very accomplished.
- 384
- 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:59,672
- Given my MBA and my stint
- in the Peace Corps, who can blame them?
- 385
- 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:00,588
- Peace Corps?
- 386
- 00:18:00,672 --> 00:18:01,963
- Yeah, it's all right there...
- 387
- 00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,130
- on my Facebook page.
- 388
- 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,547
- But you're not on Facebo--
- 389
- 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,338
- Dilly!
- 390
- 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,505
- Do not move.
- 391
- 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,255
- Did you create a Facebook page for Maya?
- 392
- 00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:16,047
- And do not lie.
- 393
- 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,172
- - Yes.
- - Okay, that was easy.
- 394
- 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,130
- But it wasn't just Facebook.
- 395
- 00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:21,797
- Okay, give me some credit.
- 396
- 00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:23,797
- This is a work of art.
- 397
- 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,005
- I mean, I gave you
- a completely new identity.
- 398
- 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:29,588
- You've got your own Wix site
- and it's got social and corporate.
- 399
- 00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:31,130
- - What?
- - Why, Dill?
- 400
- 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,588
- For your birthday.
- 401
- 00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:36,130
- I mean, you said you wanted to be fancy,
- so I just Cinderella'd your ass.
- 402
- 00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:37,088
- Ow.
- 403
- 00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:41,213
- I was going to use your porn name, but you
- don't even use your legal name anymore.
- 404
- 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,047
- - So--
- - My porn name?
- 405
- 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,047
- <i>- </i>Yeah.
- - First pet, first street.
- 406
- 00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:46,505
- Mine's Fluffy Valley.
- 407
- 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,713
- Okay, so it's a whole new you.
- 408
- 00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:50,672
- But it's still you,
- because it's your real name.
- 409
- 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,213
- I've got everything. I've got
- your school records, employment history.
- 410
- 00:18:54,297 --> 00:18:55,713
- The FBI couldn't debunk this.
- 411
- 00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:57,297
- So it's basically real.
- 412
- 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,255
- Except it's bullshit.
- 413
- 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,880
- Yeah, it's bullshit!
- 414
- 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:02,172
- Out!
- 415
- 00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,630
- It doesn't matter
- because I'm not getting the job anyway.
- 416
- 00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:10,172
- And, look, next time I start
- making birthday wishes, just...
- 417
- 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,130
- hit me over the head.
- 418
- 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:14,880
- - Bulbous Cockburn.
- - What?
- 419
- 00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,713
- - It's my porn name.
- - Don't say "bulbous."
- 420
- 00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,463
- - That's the...
- - You're disgusting.
- 421
- 00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:22,505
- Don't curse in front of your godmother.
- 422
- 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,047
- Little asshole.
- 423
- 00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:31,338
- Okay, all those in favor of renaming
- to "Morning Masticators," raise your hand.
- 424
- 00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:32,838
- Nice and high, so I can count.
- 425
- 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,672
- - It just sounds like mast--
- - It means "eating". Okay?
- 426
- 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:38,172
- Calling it "Moms" is sexist against men.
- 427
- 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,130
- Okay.
- 428
- 00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:40,588
- You're a little stupid, aren't you?
- 429
- 00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:48,047
- Remember, you're supposed
- to be my right hand.
- 430
- 00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:53,463
- I bet you he uses that right hand a lot.
- 431
- 00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:54,463
- Hello?
- 432
- 00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:56,255
- Tell me what mastication means.
- 433
- 00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,380
- - I know what mastication means.
- - Yes.
- 434
- 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,047
- Uh, I...
- 435
- 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,588
- Thank you.
- 436
- 00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:07,088
- No, absolutely, I will.
- 437
- 00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:09,880
- What?
- 438
- 00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:11,588
- That was F&C.
- 439
- 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:14,172
- They want to hire me.
- 440
- 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,630
- Shut up! I thought that skinny bitch
- kicked you out of her office.
- 441
- 00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:18,547
- She did.
- 442
- 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,088
- I mean, I basically trashed
- their entire skincare line.
- 443
- 00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:23,797
- Maybe that was a test
- to see if you were a straight shooter.
- 444
- 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,088
- The lie got you in the door.
- 445
- 00:20:26,755 --> 00:20:28,963
- But you got the job, baby.
- 446
- 00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:31,380
- Come on. You can do this.
- 447
- 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,505
- - You can do this.
- - Miss Davilla. A moment.
- 448
- 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,547
- Hey, who's the champ?
- 449
- 00:20:40,297 --> 00:20:41,338
- - What?
- - You're the champ.
- 450
- 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,047
- Come on, who's the champ?
- 451
- 00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:46,463
- Who's the champ? Wake up.
- Who's the champ? Let's go.
- 452
- 00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:47,880
- - Who's the champ?
- - I'm the champ?
- 453
- 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:48,838
- You're the champ.
- 454
- 00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:50,922
- - Come on.
- - Stop doing that to me.
- 455
- 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,463
- Excuse me, Arthur...
- 456
- 00:20:58,338 --> 00:20:59,588
- I've been thinking about...
- 457
- 00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,463
- all the things you've said this week.
- 458
- 00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:03,672
- Good.
- 459
- 00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:06,047
- And I don't think
- I can be your right hand.
- 460
- 00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:07,922
- Are you quitting?
- 461
- 00:21:09,922 --> 00:21:10,922
- Best of luck to you.
- 462
- 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:13,297
- Best of luck to you.
- 463
- 00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:16,338
- It's not easy getting a job
- for a woman your age.
- 464
- 00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:18,130
- - Oop!
- - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- 465
- 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,213
- No, this is not going to be good.
- 466
- 00:21:23,297 --> 00:21:25,130
- Oh, she's about to fuck you up.
- 467
- 00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:29,922
- Watch me.
- 468
- 00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:38,380
- <i>♪ I'm gonna dance till I die</i> ♪
- 469
- 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,838
- <i>♪ I'm a hot-headed gold machine ♪</i>
- 470
- 00:21:41,922 --> 00:21:45,172
- <i>♪ Till I fly,</i>
- <i>I'm gonna make you remember me ♪</i>
- 471
- 00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:46,297
- <i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>
- 472
- 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:50,005
- <i>♪ What you say</i>
- <i>Ain't got nothing to do with it... ♪</i>
- 473
- 00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,963
- Attaboy, Lucas! Nice turn.
- 474
- 00:22:05,463 --> 00:22:06,380
- Nice ass.
- 475
- 00:22:08,213 --> 00:22:10,505
- - Who are you talking about?
- - You know who I'm talking about.
- 476
- 00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:14,380
- The team's looking great.
- You guys are going all the way this year.
- 477
- 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,797
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll be happy
- if we make the tournament, but...
- 478
- 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,463
- a lot of good teams to beat.
- 479
- 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,713
- They don't have the best assistant coach
- in the country.
- 480
- 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,213
- I like your confidence.
- 481
- 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,255
- I like your--
- 482
- 00:22:23,338 --> 00:22:24,255
- Ass. I know.
- 483
- 00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:25,630
- I was going to say "smile."
- 484
- 00:22:28,338 --> 00:22:31,130
- Hey, I have some great news
- I want to talk to you about.
- 485
- 00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:33,130
- Yeah?
- 486
- 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,380
- - Full Moon?
- - Yeah, let me finish up here
- 487
- 00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:37,422
- and then I'll see you there at eight?
- 488
- 00:22:37,505 --> 00:22:38,797
- - Perfect.
- - Okay.
- 489
- 00:22:49,922 --> 00:22:53,213
- - I just, I can't believe you said yes.
- - I know!
- 490
- 00:22:53,713 --> 00:22:55,463
- I know, my head is still spinning.
- 491
- 00:22:55,547 --> 00:22:57,630
- Yeah, but you're going to come clean,
- right?
- 492
- 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,588
- Look, I admit that the way I got in
- was less than honest, but...
- 493
- 00:23:04,047 --> 00:23:05,380
- what I did in that room...
- 494
- 00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:07,713
- I can do this.
- 495
- 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,297
- Okay. I'm happy for you, babe.
- 496
- 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,297
- Hey, maybe you take this offer...
- 497
- 00:23:14,672 --> 00:23:19,297
- You tell him we need a couple weeks
- and we can go away and start a family.
- 498
- 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,005
- - This could be a really good thing.
- - Trey, I can't.
- 499
- 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,088
- It's just...
- 500
- 00:23:30,047 --> 00:23:31,088
- not the right time.
- 501
- 00:23:32,797 --> 00:23:35,255
- Our timing never seems right.
- 502
- 00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:37,547
- Does it?
- 503
- 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:40,422
- I mean, we've been talking about this
- for three years.
- 504
- 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,380
- I always...
- 505
- 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,922
- thought we were heading to this.
- 506
- 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,547
- You know, I want...
- 507
- 00:23:49,672 --> 00:23:50,797
- a family.
- 508
- 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,172
- Maya, I want kids
- and I want that with you.
- 509
- 00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:56,005
- We can even adopt.
- 510
- 00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:57,547
- Oh, baby.
- 511
- 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:06,797
- No.
- 512
- 00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,255
- It's obvious we want different things.
- 513
- 00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,213
- Trey...
- 514
- 00:24:14,838 --> 00:24:16,505
- We shouldn't do this anymore.
- 515
- 00:24:30,963 --> 00:24:35,547
- <i>♪ I'm a wrecking ball at best</i> ♪
- 516
- 00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:42,755
- <i>♪ A big house with empty photographs ♪</i>
- 517
- 00:24:45,588 --> 00:24:50,088
- <i>♪ You are my only souvenir ♪</i>
- 518
- 00:24:53,005 --> 00:24:58,047
- <i>♪ You are my silver lining... ♪</i>
- 519
- 00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:17,005
- Oh, oh, no. You look like Mrs. Doubtfire.
- 520
- 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,880
- I'm trying to look respectable,
- not too slutty.
- 521
- 00:25:19,963 --> 00:25:21,505
- Oh, all right. Well, no problem there.
- 522
- 00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,922
- That outfit's like dick repellent.
- 523
- 00:25:24,588 --> 00:25:26,213
- - What's dick repellent?
- - Okay, out.
- 524
- 00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:29,130
- What? You say bad shit all the time.
- 525
- 00:25:29,213 --> 00:25:30,755
- Okay, you know what? Go brush your...
- 526
- 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,880
- fricking teeth. Goodbye.
- 527
- 00:25:32,963 --> 00:25:34,338
- That's not even a word!
- 528
- 00:25:34,422 --> 00:25:37,880
- Hey, go with
- Plan Anything Other Than That.
- 529
- 00:25:38,422 --> 00:25:39,255
- And...
- 530
- 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,755
- wipe that face off your face, Missy Thing.
- Okay?
- 531
- 00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:45,672
- All right. Don't say I didn't warn you.
- 532
- 00:25:50,922 --> 00:25:53,213
- Come on, let's do this, girls.
- 533
- 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:55,922
- - No.
- - Maya!
- 534
- 00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:57,088
- - No.
- - Come down here.
- 535
- 00:25:57,172 --> 00:25:58,588
- - Maya!
- - No!
- 536
- 00:25:59,713 --> 00:26:00,588
- <i>♪ Push it... ♪</i>
- 537
- 00:26:05,338 --> 00:26:07,422
- <i>♪ Yo, yo yo, yo baby pop ♪</i>
- 538
- 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,880
- <i>♪ Yeah, you</i>
- <i>Come here, give me a kiss ♪</i>
- 539
- 00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:12,838
- <i>♪ Better make it fast</i>
- <i>Or else I'm gonna get pissed ♪</i>
- 540
- 00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:15,963
- <i>♪ Can't you hear the music pumping hard</i>
- <i>Like I wish you would ♪</i>
- 541
- 00:26:16,047 --> 00:26:18,005
- - Get out of the way.
- <i>-♪ Now push it ♪</i>
- 542
- 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,255
- <i>♪ Push it good...</i> ♪
- 543
- 00:26:21,838 --> 00:26:22,922
- - That hurt my boob.
- - Did it?
- 544
- 00:26:23,505 --> 00:26:25,547
- - Yes. Now out of my way.
- - Where are you going?
- 545
- 00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:27,713
- No. Where are you going? No.
- 546
- 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,755
- Come on! This is not eighth grade.
- Come on.
- 547
- 00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:31,922
- Come on.
- 548
- 00:26:32,005 --> 00:26:33,047
- <i>♪ Push it real good... ♪</i>
- 549
- 00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,797
- What! What!
- 550
- 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,130
- Oh, you remember that part?
- 551
- 00:26:36,213 --> 00:26:37,088
- That's right.
- 552
- 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,630
- Uh-uh. Where's she going?
- 553
- 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:42,630
- Oh, my God, it doesn't work anymore!
- 554
- 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:54,547
- <i>♪ Boy, you really got me going</i> ♪
- 555
- 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:55,922
- <i>♪ You got me so ♪</i>
- 556
- 00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:58,338
- <i>♪ I don't know what I'm doing... ♪</i>
- 557
- 00:27:00,047 --> 00:27:02,838
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- - That's right, hit it.
- 558
- 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,922
- <i>♪ Ah, push it</i> ♪
- 559
- 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,047
- <i>♪ Push it, push it, push it ♪</i>
- 560
- 00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:15,922
- <i>♪ Push it ♪</i>
- 561
- 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,755
- <i>♪ Push it, push it, push it... ♪</i>
- 562
- 00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:23,713
- Miss Vargas?
- 563
- 00:27:23,963 --> 00:27:24,797
- Hello.
- 564
- 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,005
- Hi. Ariana Ng,
- your probationary assistant.
- 565
- 00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:29,963
- Oh. Okay, well...
- 566
- 00:27:30,463 --> 00:27:31,505
- you can call me Maya.
- 567
- 00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,880
- Yes, Maya'am.
- 568
- 00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:34,005
- Ma'am.
- 569
- 00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,088
- Follow me, please.
- 570
- 00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:40,547
- There you are. Hi.
- I'm Hildy Ostrander, your DE.
- 571
- 00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:42,255
- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you, Hildy.
- 572
- 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:45,005
- - Sorry, "DE"?
- - Development Executive.
- 573
- 00:27:45,088 --> 00:27:48,255
- Miss Ostrander came to F&C
- from Vassar via Pfizer.
- 574
- 00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:50,713
- She also oversees the entire East Coast
- and is very single--
- 575
- 00:27:50,797 --> 00:27:52,297
- Oh, Ng, say less.
- 576
- 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:53,922
- Right this way.
- 577
- 00:27:59,047 --> 00:28:00,963
- - This is my office?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 578
- 00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:03,630
- Wow.
- 579
- 00:28:04,338 --> 00:28:05,297
- This is--
- 580
- 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,922
- I know, we'll have the decorators right up
- so you can fix it.
- 581
- 00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:09,588
- This is really great.
- 582
- 00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:11,463
- Cancel the decorators.
- 583
- 00:28:11,547 --> 00:28:15,213
- Mr. Clarke's office sent down keys to one
- of our corporate apartments in the city.
- 584
- 00:28:15,297 --> 00:28:17,047
- - Ariana?
- - Yes.
- 585
- 00:28:17,547 --> 00:28:18,505
- I can't.
- 586
- 00:28:18,588 --> 00:28:20,588
- She's afraid of heights.
- 587
- 00:28:21,463 --> 00:28:23,213
- How long
- have you been working here?
- 588
- 00:28:23,297 --> 00:28:24,172
- Three months.
- 589
- 00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:25,963
- She was talking to me. Six years.
- 590
- 00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:26,880
- Great.
- 591
- 00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:30,047
- Because I'm here to work my butt off,
- so any wisdom you can impart...
- 592
- 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,505
- Great. We'll start
- with the morning meeting.
- 593
- 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,797
- Development kicks off
- the new quarterly cycle today,
- 594
- 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,422
- so your timing's perfect.
- 595
- 00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:39,547
- Uh, what cycle?
- 596
- 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:43,505
- It was men's grooming, but they switched
- it to skincare at the last second.
- 597
- 00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,297
- You're kidding me.
- 598
- 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,380
- I don't want this to sound like anything
- but constructive advice.
- 599
- 00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:51,047
- We've never had a consultant
- in development before,
- 600
- 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:54,130
- so they're gonna be looking for any excuse
- to tear you apart.
- 601
- 00:28:55,547 --> 00:28:56,630
- That's comforting.
- 602
- 00:28:56,713 --> 00:28:59,130
- That's Ron Ebsen, the other DE.
- 603
- 00:28:59,213 --> 00:29:00,755
- - He's cute.
- - He knows it.
- 604
- 00:29:00,838 --> 00:29:03,505
- He actually studied dance
- before he went to business school.
- 605
- 00:29:03,588 --> 00:29:06,172
- He'll come over as soon as he...
- Yep, brace for impact.
- 606
- 00:29:06,255 --> 00:29:07,463
- - You must be Maya.
- - Hi.
- 607
- 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:10,547
- Ron Ebsen. I've been lobbying
- for a consultant for a while now.
- 608
- 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,172
- You went to Wharton, right?
- 609
- 00:29:12,255 --> 00:29:13,463
- Yes, I did.
- 610
- 00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:16,047
- - Wharton.
- - And you had Professor Gumpart?
- 611
- 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,338
- Of course. I love him.
- 612
- 00:29:18,838 --> 00:29:19,672
- Her.
- 613
- 00:29:20,422 --> 00:29:21,838
- Yeah, not anymore.
- 614
- 00:29:21,922 --> 00:29:23,297
- Oh, wow.
- 615
- 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,630
- Hang on, are you sure?
- Because she and I, we...
- 616
- 00:29:26,213 --> 00:29:27,547
- Oh, God.
- 617
- 00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:28,880
- Good morning, everyone.
- 618
- 00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,672
- Zoe, right?
- 619
- 00:29:30,755 --> 00:29:33,005
- Yes. Vice-president of Global Skincare.
- 620
- 00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:35,297
- - Skincare?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 621
- 00:29:36,297 --> 00:29:37,130
- Oh, boy.
- 622
- 00:29:37,213 --> 00:29:39,963
- Some of you have already heard
- our new mandate from on high
- 623
- 00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:44,005
- to replace our existing moisture line
- with an organic alternative.
- 624
- 00:29:44,088 --> 00:29:46,172
- It's already all natural!
- 625
- 00:29:46,255 --> 00:29:48,047
- Apparently it needs to be more so.
- 626
- 00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:49,338
- By the end of the quarter?
- 627
- 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:50,880
- That's not possible.
- 628
- 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:54,297
- We're not talking 100% green.
- 629
- 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,213
- Just greener.
- 630
- 00:29:55,297 --> 00:29:56,297
- This is ridiculous!
- 631
- 00:29:56,380 --> 00:30:00,880
- From the shrieks of wild enthusiasm,
- I take it Zoe's just broken the news.
- 632
- 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,213
- Are you kidding me?
- He's old enough to be her--
- 633
- 00:30:03,297 --> 00:30:05,088
- - Father.
- - You want to run this?
- 634
- 00:30:05,172 --> 00:30:08,547
- No, no. I just wanted to drop by
- and formally introduce our new hire.
- 635
- 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,130
- Maya Vargas
- is an extremely accomplished consultant
- 636
- 00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:15,547
- and the new skincare direction
- was partially inspired by her feedback.
- 637
- 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:16,463
- Maya?
- 638
- 00:30:20,838 --> 00:30:22,380
- Sir, I think it's a great idea.
- 639
- 00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:25,380
- End of quarter is aggressive,
- but I think we're up to the challenge.
- 640
- 00:30:25,463 --> 00:30:26,630
- Excellent. Thank you, Ron.
- 641
- 00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:30,963
- We'll start brainstorming, though it might
- be helpful to hear Maya's game plan.
- 642
- 00:30:33,338 --> 00:30:36,047
- - Sorry?
- - Yes. Maya, please, tell everyone
- 643
- 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,797
- where you think
- the existing skincare line falls short.
- 644
- 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,922
- Okay. Um...
- 645
- 00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,047
- Respectfully...
- 646
- 00:30:48,422 --> 00:30:49,880
- F&C was skewered
- 647
- 00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:53,005
- when they tried to convince people that
- Nutralis was a new hair-growth product
- 648
- 00:30:53,088 --> 00:30:55,172
- when, basically,
- it was repackaged shampoo.
- 649
- 00:30:55,338 --> 00:30:56,380
- They felt scammed.
- 650
- 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,505
- - So to repeat that pattern--
- - It's not the same.
- 651
- 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,505
- You can't say "all natural"
- on the front of a bottle
- 652
- 00:31:02,588 --> 00:31:05,547
- and then have a whole list of chemicals
- on the back.
- 653
- 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,505
- All comfortably within FDA guidelines.
- 654
- 00:31:08,588 --> 00:31:12,297
- People don't want to "probably not"
- get cancer from a skin cream.
- 655
- 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,922
- That's ridiculous.
- Launching an entirely new product line
- 656
- 00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:17,172
- is almost triple the cost
- of evolving an existing one.
- 657
- 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:20,047
- - I think people--
- - Guys, we're all on the same team, okay?
- 658
- 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,505
- - All right?
- - Maybe we shouldn't be.
- 659
- 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,047
- How about this?
- 660
- 00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:29,755
- Ron and I will thread the needle at
- profitably organicifying the current line.
- 661
- 00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:33,297
- And Maya and Hildy can cook up
- something new, all green,
- 662
- 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:35,297
- within our profit margins.
- 663
- 00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,255
- Oh, Christ.
- 664
- 00:31:36,797 --> 00:31:38,005
- You want to compete?
- 665
- 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:44,172
- Okay.
- 666
- 00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:45,963
- You've got three months.
- 667
- 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,338
- And, uh...
- 668
- 00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,588
- may the best woman win.
- 669
- 00:31:54,172 --> 00:31:57,088
- The first and most imperative step
- is landing Felix.
- 670
- 00:31:57,172 --> 00:31:59,172
- - Who's Felix?
- - Inventor of Vitalize.
- 671
- 00:31:59,255 --> 00:32:00,505
- Oh, I love Vitalize.
- 672
- 00:32:00,588 --> 00:32:02,172
- He's F&C's chief chemist, the best.
- 673
- 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:04,297
- He's got a vision for the market,
- and the chemistry.
- 674
- 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,047
- We cannot do this without Felix.
- 675
- 00:32:06,672 --> 00:32:08,380
- Great. Can we get him?
- 676
- 00:32:09,422 --> 00:32:10,255
- No.
- 677
- 00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:16,505
- Walt Benjamin is Felix's number two
- and an incredibly talented scientist.
- 678
- 00:32:17,047 --> 00:32:18,463
- I'm not going against Felix.
- 679
- 00:32:20,588 --> 00:32:24,838
- Alicia Zhou is our latest hire
- out of Cornell.
- 680
- 00:32:25,630 --> 00:32:26,463
- Yes.
- 681
- 00:32:26,547 --> 00:32:27,547
- Great!
- 682
- 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,755
- - Oh, thank God.
- - Thank you.
- 683
- 00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:31,588
- This is going to be so exciting.
- 684
- 00:32:31,672 --> 00:32:33,880
- No, it's not. That was sarcasm.
- 685
- 00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:35,797
- Did you not pick up on that? Or...
- 686
- 00:32:40,922 --> 00:32:42,005
- What the hell?
- 687
- 00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:43,922
- This guy was on Hildy's list?
- 688
- 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,255
- We've gone through the list.
- This is my idea.
- 689
- 00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:49,630
- Dinner's almost ready.
- 690
- 00:32:49,713 --> 00:32:52,380
- No, come back here!
- 691
- 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:55,005
- Stay!
- 692
- 00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:00,922
- So you went from MIT
- to developing cat food?
- 693
- 00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:02,630
- Maybe I like cats.
- 694
- 00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:04,255
- Or maybe Felix exiled him.
- 695
- 00:33:04,922 --> 00:33:07,047
- Well, maybe Felix is an ass panda.
- 696
- 00:33:08,047 --> 00:33:09,672
- Well, he teamed up with Zoe.
- 697
- 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,463
- Yeah, everyone's teamed up with Zoe.
- 698
- 00:33:12,047 --> 00:33:13,047
- Except you.
- 699
- 00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:14,963
- Is that because of Felix?
- 700
- 00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:17,255
- Look, there are millions of words
- in the English language,
- 701
- 00:33:17,338 --> 00:33:19,672
- but there is no combination
- that accurately describes
- 702
- 00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:22,672
- the feeling I have
- of wanting to beat his ass with a chair.
- 703
- 00:33:22,755 --> 00:33:25,005
- So, here's your chance
- to beat that panda ass.
- 704
- 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:27,838
- I'm in.
- 705
- 00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:30,172
- Yay.
- 706
- 00:33:39,672 --> 00:33:42,047
- Oh, my God! What the hell?
- 707
- 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:47,380
- You know what? Screw the kid,
- I am moving in with you.
- 708
- 00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:49,547
- He could learn to hunt or something.
- 709
- 00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:50,672
- This is crazy.
- 710
- 00:33:50,755 --> 00:33:52,672
- All of this is insane.
- 711
- 00:33:52,755 --> 00:33:53,713
- Look at this!
- 712
- 00:33:54,213 --> 00:33:56,922
- Oh, my God, you've got cards here.
- 713
- 00:33:57,505 --> 00:34:00,047
- Bergdorf Goodman. Hello, lover.
- 714
- 00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:02,297
- Those are for product research and stuff.
- 715
- 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,088
- The big companies give you that
- so you can keep up with everything.
- 716
- 00:34:05,172 --> 00:34:06,838
- Oh, my God, look at this!
- 717
- 00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:08,213
- Fifty levels of refrigerator.
- 718
- 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:11,047
- Holy s-word!
- The refrigerator is stocked!
- 719
- 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,797
- - Holy what?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 720
- 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,755
- Otto got kicked out of school
- because he called his teacher a dunt.
- 721
- 00:34:17,338 --> 00:34:18,838
- - A what?
- - A dumb--
- 722
- 00:34:18,922 --> 00:34:19,755
- - Oh, wow.
- - Yeah.
- 723
- 00:34:19,838 --> 00:34:23,630
- So I am endeavoring
- to set a better example. Beer, dear.
- 724
- 00:34:23,922 --> 00:34:25,172
- - Good luck with that.
- - Yeah.
- 725
- 00:34:25,255 --> 00:34:26,255
- Well, I'll need it.
- 726
- 00:34:26,338 --> 00:34:28,130
- Here you go. Cheers.
- 727
- 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,005
- Mm-hmm!
- 728
- 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,797
- Oh, my God.
- Look at all these drawers even.
- 729
- 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,505
- Have you heard from him?
- 730
- 00:34:36,963 --> 00:34:37,797
- Who?
- 731
- 00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:39,797
- Oh, Trey?
- 732
- 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:42,880
- Um...
- 733
- 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,630
- Uh, I don't really want... I don't...
- 734
- 00:34:45,713 --> 00:34:47,297
- You don't really what?
- 735
- 00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,297
- You know how it is. People...
- 736
- 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:55,005
- hear that you guys broke up
- and he's a wounded fish and...
- 737
- 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,088
- you know, the sharks start circling.
- 738
- 00:34:59,088 --> 00:35:00,422
- It's only been a week.
- 739
- 00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:01,672
- What do you expect?
- 740
- 00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:03,380
- You never told him the truth.
- 741
- 00:35:03,463 --> 00:35:06,297
- And me telling him the truth was suddenly
- going to make everything okay?
- 742
- 00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:10,255
- No, you're right, it's better
- to lug your past around like a cross.
- 743
- 00:35:12,672 --> 00:35:13,630
- Maya...
- 744
- 00:35:14,422 --> 00:35:17,130
- You were 17 years old
- when you gave the kid up.
- 745
- 00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:18,880
- You were a kid yourself.
- 746
- 00:35:20,047 --> 00:35:21,672
- You did the right thing.
- 747
- 00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:23,880
- Oh, come on.
- 748
- 00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:26,297
- Now that I've bummed you out
- about Trey...
- 749
- 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,380
- No, come on, I don't want to do that.
- 750
- 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,172
- I don't know what I'm doing here.
- 751
- 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,213
- You don't know what you're doing here?
- I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
- 752
- 00:35:35,297 --> 00:35:36,213
- You're gonna...
- 753
- 00:35:36,963 --> 00:35:38,255
- take these cards here,
- 754
- 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,047
- you're gonna dress the part.
- 755
- 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:43,005
- You're gonna buy yourself
- those fancy shoes with the red bottoms.
- 756
- 00:35:43,088 --> 00:35:44,088
- All right, you know what?
- 757
- 00:35:44,172 --> 00:35:47,797
- As your friend, I'm gonna take these
- off your hands. Thank you.
- 758
- 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,463
- - Don't you dare.
- - No, I'm gonna take 'em,
- 759
- 00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:51,338
- 'cause you don't seem to be
- appreciative of it.
- 760
- 00:35:51,422 --> 00:35:53,422
- - No!
- - Okay. And then I'm gonna take this.
- 761
- 00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:54,588
- Oh, it's a two-parter.
- 762
- 00:35:54,672 --> 00:35:56,713
- - I'm gonna take these and I'm gonna go.
- - No!
- 763
- 00:36:01,297 --> 00:36:03,255
- - Oh, my God.
- - This is crazy.
- 764
- 00:36:03,338 --> 00:36:05,547
- Come on. Let's show them
- what Queens can do.
- 765
- 00:36:06,047 --> 00:36:07,297
- Holding!
- 766
- 00:36:07,838 --> 00:36:09,838
- One for you, two for me.
- 767
- 00:36:09,922 --> 00:36:11,797
- We can't spend all of it.
- 768
- 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,380
- Okay, do you know what?
- Gift cards are like horses.
- 769
- 00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:18,005
- They are meant to be ridden hard.
- 770
- 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:20,088
- Now get your head in the game.
- There you go.
- 771
- 00:36:20,588 --> 00:36:22,130
- And I'm gonna go ahead and try this on.
- 772
- 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,172
- You can't buy that.
- 773
- 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:25,213
- I'm not buying it. You are, bitch.
- Thank you.
- 774
- 00:36:25,797 --> 00:36:28,047
- <i>♪ Ooh, girl, you're shining</i> ♪
- 775
- 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:30,338
- <i>♪ Like a Fifth Avenue diamond ♪</i>
- 776
- 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,755
- <i>♪ And they don't make you</i>
- <i>like they used to ♪</i>
- 777
- 00:36:32,838 --> 00:36:34,380
- <i>♪ You're never going out of style... ♪</i>
- 778
- 00:36:34,463 --> 00:36:38,713
- Okay. First thing we need to do,
- outline a goal for our product.
- 779
- 00:36:40,088 --> 00:36:41,672
- Has to be 100% organic.
- 780
- 00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:43,922
- It has to be profitable.
- 781
- 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:47,338
- It has to fill a hole in the marketplace.
- 782
- 00:36:47,422 --> 00:36:49,297
- Uh, it needs a wow factor.
- 783
- 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,422
- Why are you smushed against the door?
- 784
- 00:36:51,505 --> 00:36:53,338
- Uh, none of your business.
- 785
- 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,297
- What do people really want?
- 786
- 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,880
- To be young.
- 787
- 00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:58,088
- To be thin.
- 788
- 00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,297
- Uh, to work underground.
- 789
- 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:01,588
- To be loved.
- 790
- 00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:04,755
- Well, great.
- All we need to do is invent a product
- 791
- 00:37:04,838 --> 00:37:09,338
- that makes people feel young, thin,
- lovable, and...
- 792
- 00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:11,130
- subterranean.
- 793
- 00:37:11,213 --> 00:37:12,630
- We can do this.
- 794
- 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:17,505
- <i>♪ Black saint, sinner lady ♪</i>
- 795
- 00:37:17,588 --> 00:37:19,088
- <i>♪ Playin' knockoff soul... ♪</i>
- 796
- 00:37:19,255 --> 00:37:22,838
- - Wow!
- - You should see the big room.
- 797
- 00:37:22,922 --> 00:37:26,672
- These are all the day creams, night
- creams. La Mer, Valmont, Hauschka.
- 798
- 00:37:26,755 --> 00:37:28,338
- Dove, TRESemmé, Supergoop--
- 799
- 00:37:28,422 --> 00:37:29,963
- Ariana, say less.
- 800
- 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:31,505
- Everything that is relevant.
- 801
- 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:32,880
- Women like to be moist.
- 802
- 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,130
- ...turized. Moisturized.
- 803
- 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,838
- Anyway, the first step is to have Research
- put together a data package
- 804
- 00:37:40,922 --> 00:37:43,463
- that shows us
- the top sellers in each sector.
- 805
- 00:37:43,755 --> 00:37:44,588
- Why?
- 806
- 00:37:44,672 --> 00:37:47,297
- It's standard procedure
- in launching any new line.
- 807
- 00:37:48,172 --> 00:37:50,088
- Well, I think we should be in the stores.
- 808
- 00:37:50,172 --> 00:37:54,047
- You know, talking to the managers, looking
- at the sell-throughs, the rates of return.
- 809
- 00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:56,047
- I mean, if we're gonna find
- a hole in the market,
- 810
- 00:37:56,130 --> 00:37:58,797
- then we have to <i>find</i>
- a hole in the market.
- 811
- 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,005
- That's gonna eat up a lot of time
- and we only have ten weeks.
- 812
- 00:38:02,088 --> 00:38:03,213
- Ah, there you are.
- 813
- 00:38:03,297 --> 00:38:05,672
- - Mr. Clarke, what a surprise.
- - Hello, Hildy.
- 814
- 00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,505
- - Brushing up on the competition?
- - Yes.
- 815
- 00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:08,630
- What can we do for you?
- 816
- 00:38:08,713 --> 00:38:10,088
- Well, these guys already know it,
- 817
- 00:38:10,172 --> 00:38:12,380
- but I like to torture my employees
- once in a while
- 818
- 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:14,922
- and I thought maybe you'd like to join us
- out at the yacht club.
- 819
- 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:16,547
- Yacht club?
- 820
- 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,713
- Since you coxed on the club team
- at Harvard,
- 821
- 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,422
- I thought you could show us
- a thing or two.
- 822
- 00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:24,672
- Sure.
- 823
- 00:38:35,630 --> 00:38:37,047
- I suck at this.
- 824
- 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:39,922
- It's better than that
- ziplining shit he made us do in the woods.
- 825
- 00:38:40,422 --> 00:38:43,338
- I mean, I got into science
- so I wouldn't have to go outdoors.
- 826
- 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,422
- Suck it up, ladies.
- 827
- 00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:46,088
- Now, this is what I call team-building.
- 828
- 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,297
- Zoe rowed lightweight for Princeton.
- 829
- 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,505
- Never could beat you Crimson
- when she was there.
- 830
- 00:38:50,588 --> 00:38:52,172
- Said you guys always had their number.
- 831
- 00:38:52,255 --> 00:38:55,547
- We'll see if we still have
- some of that old Crimson magic.
- 832
- 00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,255
- On the square!
- 833
- 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,922
- On the square!
- 834
- 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,338
- Sit ready!
- 835
- 00:39:02,422 --> 00:39:03,630
- Shit's ready!
- 836
- 00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:05,297
- Damn right, it is.
- 837
- 00:39:05,463 --> 00:39:07,463
- Hey, shall we power 20
- right from the start?
- 838
- 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:09,630
- Yes, of course.
- 839
- 00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:10,755
- Attention.
- 840
- 00:39:11,672 --> 00:39:12,797
- Go!
- 841
- 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,380
- - Power 20!
- 842
- 00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:16,088
- <i>♪ How can I explain this?</i> ♪
- 843
- 00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:18,630
- <i>♪ You've got to get it, baby ♪</i>
- 844
- 00:39:19,213 --> 00:39:21,338
- <i>♪ Can't you see you're only chasing? ♪</i>
- 845
- 00:39:22,547 --> 00:39:23,630
- Five.
- 846
- 00:39:23,713 --> 00:39:24,755
- Row!
- 847
- 00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:25,672
- Six.
- 848
- 00:39:25,755 --> 00:39:26,838
- Row!
- 849
- 00:39:26,922 --> 00:39:27,963
- Seven.
- 850
- 00:39:28,047 --> 00:39:30,130
- Row your boat!
- 851
- 00:39:30,213 --> 00:39:31,463
- Eight.
- 852
- 00:39:31,547 --> 00:39:33,130
- <i>♪ We've gotta move a little faster... ♪</i>
- 853
- 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:34,672
- Yeah!
- 854
- 00:39:34,755 --> 00:39:35,838
- Go, go, go!
- 855
- 00:39:35,922 --> 00:39:37,297
- - Oh, my God.
- - My God.
- 856
- 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:38,255
- I lost my olive.
- 857
- 00:39:38,338 --> 00:39:40,047
- - I'm so sorry.
- - No, don't get it.
- 858
- 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,588
- They're pulling ahead of us.
- 859
- 00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:42,588
- Damn it, Zoe.
- 860
- 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:43,672
- I've got this.
- 861
- 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,380
- I've got this!
- 862
- 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,297
- I so did not have that.
- 863
- 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,255
- It's okay. We've had worse.
- 864
- 00:39:52,338 --> 00:39:53,713
- That was epic.
- 865
- 00:39:54,297 --> 00:39:55,172
- Where to begin?
- 866
- 00:39:55,838 --> 00:39:57,380
- I can think of a couple of places.
- 867
- 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:02,088
- It's funny. I thought I heard "pull port"
- as something different.
- 868
- 00:40:02,588 --> 00:40:03,422
- Really?
- 869
- 00:40:03,505 --> 00:40:04,797
- Pull port!
- 870
- 00:40:06,047 --> 00:40:07,255
- Pulled pork?
- 871
- 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,505
- - Pulled pork?
- - Right.
- 872
- 00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:11,297
- - Right?
- - Yes!
- 873
- 00:40:12,047 --> 00:40:12,963
- No!
- 874
- 00:40:13,047 --> 00:40:16,088
- - The other right. The other right!
- - Look out!
- 875
- 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,047
- I just want to apologize--
- 876
- 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:22,922
- I just want to say one thing, all right?
- 877
- 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,588
- That was...
- 878
- 00:40:27,172 --> 00:40:28,713
- hilarious.
- 879
- 00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:31,588
- - But, Mr. Clarke, that scull was--
- - That was a piece of crap.
- 880
- 00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:35,047
- Now we have an excuse to upgrade.
- 881
- 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,588
- I'll see you guys tomorrow.
- 882
- 00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:41,172
- I hope somebody videotaped that
- 'cause that was some crazy shit.
- 883
- 00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:44,797
- Well, that worked out.
- 884
- 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,213
- See you, Maya.
- 885
- 00:40:46,963 --> 00:40:47,838
- Okay.
- 886
- 00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:51,088
- First, we have to work for his daughter.
- Now we get this one.
- 887
- 00:40:51,672 --> 00:40:53,130
- There's something bullshit about her.
- 888
- 00:40:53,297 --> 00:40:55,380
- Coxswain, my ass.
- 889
- 00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,630
- - What?
- - Hmm?
- 890
- 00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,338
- Your dad is...
- 891
- 00:41:00,047 --> 00:41:00,922
- unique.
- 892
- 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:04,255
- He's competitive
- to the point of occasional insanity.
- 893
- 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,213
- But it's made him who he is.
- 894
- 00:41:08,922 --> 00:41:10,130
- You worry about him.
- 895
- 00:41:11,547 --> 00:41:13,422
- I worry about some of his decisions...
- 896
- 00:41:15,463 --> 00:41:17,005
- since my mother passed away.
- 897
- 00:41:19,547 --> 00:41:20,505
- I'm sorry.
- 898
- 00:41:21,797 --> 00:41:25,047
- Six years and he hasn't been on a date
- or a single vacation.
- 899
- 00:41:25,838 --> 00:41:28,755
- Although I finally talked him
- into putting the apartment on Zillow.
- 900
- 00:41:30,797 --> 00:41:34,547
- He is always on me about
- having more of a life outside of work,
- 901
- 00:41:34,963 --> 00:41:37,297
- and yet he can't see
- the same about himself.
- 902
- 00:41:38,422 --> 00:41:41,213
- He's a dad. That's what they do, right?
- 903
- 00:41:43,338 --> 00:41:45,838
- I lost both my parents
- when I was young, so...
- 904
- 00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:48,005
- my grandmother raised me until...
- 905
- 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:50,588
- she died
- and then I bounced around foster care,
- 906
- 00:41:50,672 --> 00:41:51,588
- so I wouldn't know.
- 907
- 00:41:52,088 --> 00:41:54,088
- Is that why you never married or had kids?
- 908
- 00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:58,338
- Something like that.
- 909
- 00:42:00,838 --> 00:42:02,755
- Well, now that we've analyzed each other,
- 910
- 00:42:02,838 --> 00:42:04,380
- I've got a big day tomorrow.
- 911
- 00:42:04,463 --> 00:42:06,130
- First shot at initial prototypes.
- 912
- 00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:07,630
- How are you guys coming?
- 913
- 00:42:07,713 --> 00:42:08,838
- We're close.
- 914
- 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,213
- Hm.
- 915
- 00:42:10,922 --> 00:42:11,838
- Very close.
- 916
- 00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:16,172
- What the hell?
- Oh, my God, it smells awful!
- 917
- 00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:19,713
- Yeah, that's because it's 100% organic,
- as ordered.
- 918
- 00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:22,547
- <i>♪ March in this parade</i> ♪
- 919
- 00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:24,630
- <i>♪ We gonna make that gold today ♪</i>
- 920
- 00:42:24,713 --> 00:42:26,547
- <i>♪ Catch a ride on this balloon... ♪</i>
- 921
- 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:29,797
- Excuse me, can I ask you some questions
- about your daily skincare routine?
- 922
- 00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:31,588
- All right, okay.
- 923
- 00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:35,880
- Hi. Hi.
- What do you look for in a sunblock?
- 924
- 00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,130
- Excuse me, do you have time--
- 925
- 00:42:39,338 --> 00:42:40,172
- Do you have the time?
- 926
- 00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:41,338
- As a woman who wears...
- 927
- 00:42:41,838 --> 00:42:43,088
- all the make-up...
- 928
- 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:45,630
- do you have any particular favorites?
- 929
- 00:42:47,422 --> 00:42:49,088
- Hello. Hi.
- 930
- 00:42:49,172 --> 00:42:50,088
- Hi.
- 931
- 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:57,005
- It's cold out here. Glad you have
- all that makeup on to keep you warm.
- 932
- 00:42:57,963 --> 00:43:00,088
- The paraben chemicals
- are what make it smell better.
- 933
- 00:43:00,672 --> 00:43:01,755
- No!
- 934
- 00:43:01,838 --> 00:43:03,880
- We can't do that, right?
- 935
- 00:43:03,963 --> 00:43:06,713
- And what do we do
- to make it a nicer color than vomit-green?
- 936
- 00:43:07,213 --> 00:43:08,797
- Methoxycinnamate?
- 937
- 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,630
- Dumb it down for me, all right?
- 938
- 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,005
- How do we get rid of the chemicals
- and still make it look and smell nice?
- 939
- 00:43:14,088 --> 00:43:15,672
- We have to find the ingredients
- in nature.
- 940
- 00:43:15,755 --> 00:43:17,755
- Good. All right then, start searching.
- 941
- 00:43:18,213 --> 00:43:19,297
- Do you have a minute, sir?
- 942
- 00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,463
- Oh, come on!
- 943
- 00:43:22,713 --> 00:43:23,672
- Oh, my God!
- 944
- 00:43:24,255 --> 00:43:25,380
- Are you okay?
- 945
- 00:43:25,463 --> 00:43:26,963
- That dickhead just kept walking.
- 946
- 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,505
- Do you have mirrors at home?
- 947
- 00:43:30,588 --> 00:43:32,922
- And do you look at them before you leave?
- 948
- 00:43:33,422 --> 00:43:38,047
- Wow, you have really soft skin.
- What kind of moisturizer do you use?
- 949
- 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:39,130
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 950
- 00:43:39,213 --> 00:43:40,713
- <i>Office of the registrar.</i>
- 951
- 00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:42,297
- Yes, er...
- 952
- 00:43:42,922 --> 00:43:46,380
- How do I verify if someone
- who says they went to Harvard
- 953
- 00:43:46,463 --> 00:43:47,797
- actually graduated from there?
- 954
- 00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:51,172
- <i>Do you have the name of the person</i>
- <i>and the year of graduation?</i>
- 955
- 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,213
- Yes. Maria Vargas, class of '96.
- 956
- 00:43:54,963 --> 00:43:56,255
- <i>Vargas...</i>
- 957
- 00:43:56,838 --> 00:43:59,005
- <i>Oh, yes, she graduated with honors.</i>
- 958
- 00:43:59,088 --> 00:44:01,255
- <i>Wow, magna cum laude.</i>
- 959
- 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:02,505
- <i>You dick!</i>
- 960
- 00:44:02,588 --> 00:44:03,588
- Excuse me?
- 961
- 00:44:04,172 --> 00:44:08,505
- No, sorry, Admissions gets really excited
- when we ding a scholarship candidate.
- 962
- 00:44:08,588 --> 00:44:09,547
- Sorry!
- 963
- 00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:10,963
- Er...
- 964
- 00:44:11,463 --> 00:44:13,463
- Okay. Thank you very much.
- 965
- 00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:14,380
- No problem.
- 966
- 00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:25,838
- - Dude! Oh, God, did you see that?
- - Damn it!
- 967
- 00:44:25,922 --> 00:44:29,422
- This is a first, man.
- You suck at this game.
- 968
- 00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:30,713
- <i>Edward Taylor's office.</i>
- 969
- 00:44:30,797 --> 00:44:31,963
- Yes, is Mr. Taylor in?
- 970
- 00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:34,713
- I have a quick question
- about a reference on a former employee.
- 971
- 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,880
- <i>Mr. Taylor's away until the 21st.</i>
- <i>I can have him return.</i>
- 972
- 00:44:38,922 --> 00:44:40,547
- I would appreciate that.Thank you.
- 973
- 00:44:40,630 --> 00:44:43,213
- I'm really proud to be here
- with them, be a part of it, you know?
- 974
- 00:44:48,672 --> 00:44:50,505
- <i>Woo! That was really cold!</i>
- 975
- 00:44:59,338 --> 00:45:00,172
- Hello.
- 976
- 00:45:00,838 --> 00:45:02,505
- - What's this?
- - Research.
- 977
- 00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:04,713
- You did all this in the field?
- 978
- 00:45:04,797 --> 00:45:05,672
- God, no.
- 979
- 00:45:05,755 --> 00:45:08,797
- We have wasted six weeks
- talking to wackadoos from store to store.
- 980
- 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,338
- I ordered this from downstairs.
- 981
- 00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:12,213
- That's not how we're doing this.
- 982
- 00:45:12,297 --> 00:45:14,005
- And yet it's how it's done.
- 983
- 00:45:14,088 --> 00:45:18,338
- Wow, 120,000 responses,
- but no real consensus.
- 984
- 00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:19,547
- Which is exactly my point.
- 985
- 00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:21,755
- People are idiots.
- They don't know what they want.
- 986
- 00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:23,380
- They want us to tell them what they want
- 987
- 00:45:23,463 --> 00:45:26,088
- so they can pick the prettiest bottle
- and get on with their lives.
- 988
- 00:45:26,172 --> 00:45:28,380
- Maya, can I talk to you for a second?
- 989
- 00:45:29,130 --> 00:45:30,088
- Uh, yeah.
- 990
- 00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:38,422
- So, we are looking at taking on
- a new Chinese distributor.
- 991
- 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,130
- Their CEO is in town and wants to meet
- me and Ron for dinner this Thursday.
- 992
- 00:45:42,505 --> 00:45:44,922
- His English is sketchy at best.
- 993
- 00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:45,963
- Dad thought...
- 994
- 00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:48,422
- you could help us out.
- 995
- 00:45:49,005 --> 00:45:50,005
- Okay.
- 996
- 00:45:50,422 --> 00:45:52,380
- Our go-to translator is on his honeymoon,
- 997
- 00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:56,255
- and the only employee we have
- who speaks Mandarin is...
- 998
- 00:45:58,047 --> 00:45:59,297
- - Me?
- - Yeah.
- 999
- 00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:03,088
- - Okay.
- - Great.
- 1000
- 00:46:03,172 --> 00:46:04,422
- - Great.
- - Thursday.
- 1001
- 00:46:04,505 --> 00:46:05,797
- - Yep.
- - Okay.
- 1002
- 00:46:06,922 --> 00:46:09,713
- Oh, my God, you are so buttfricked!
- 1003
- 00:46:09,797 --> 00:46:11,797
- - It's not funny, Joan.
- - It is.
- 1004
- 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,130
- I almost killed people in a boat race.
- 1005
- 00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:16,963
- Now I'm gonna murder Mandarin.
- I don't speak Chinese.
- 1006
- 00:46:17,047 --> 00:46:20,422
- All right, so you do a lot of nodding.
- I mean, men don't listen to us anyway.
- 1007
- 00:46:20,505 --> 00:46:21,547
- I'm serious.
- 1008
- 00:46:23,255 --> 00:46:24,547
- I just got an idea.
- 1009
- 00:46:24,630 --> 00:46:26,630
- Our cat's veterinarian.
- 1010
- 00:46:26,713 --> 00:46:29,380
- He's the nicest guy in the world
- and he speaks Mandarin.
- 1011
- 00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:30,755
- And how does that help me?
- 1012
- 00:46:30,838 --> 00:46:32,005
- Well, if this works,
- 1013
- 00:46:32,505 --> 00:46:33,588
- you owe me big time.
- 1014
- 00:46:34,088 --> 00:46:39,713
- I haven't spoken in years.
- My pronunciation is spotty.
- 1015
- 00:46:40,338 --> 00:46:43,130
- So you understand
- our concerns?
- 1016
- 00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:46,922
- We do, and our team
- is very eager to...
- 1017
- 00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:51,172
- familiarize you with our process, sir.
- 1018
- 00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:52,797
- Call me Phillip.
- 1019
- 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,005
- Have you ever traveled extensively
- in China?
- 1020
- 00:46:56,088 --> 00:46:59,880
- Okay, he's asking you if you
- have ever traveled extensively in China.
- 1021
- 00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:01,672
- You say...
- 1022
- 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:06,297
- No. No, I haven't been
- so fortunate as of yet.
- 1023
- 00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:07,755
- You must come visit.
- 1024
- 00:47:07,838 --> 00:47:08,713
- You say...
- 1025
- 00:47:12,213 --> 00:47:13,880
- I'd love to...
- 1026
- 00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:16,213
- check its scrotum.
- 1027
- 00:47:18,547 --> 00:47:21,422
- Really feel
- for any swelling.
- 1028
- 00:47:22,672 --> 00:47:24,463
- But I feel so bad
- 1029
- 00:47:24,547 --> 00:47:26,463
- leaving everybody else
- out of the conversation.
- 1030
- 00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:29,505
- I'm sure that your English
- is much better than my Mandarin.
- 1031
- 00:47:29,588 --> 00:47:31,922
- I suspect it might be.
- 1032
- 00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,630
- We would love to schedule a tour
- for you and your colleagues
- 1033
- 00:47:34,713 --> 00:47:36,505
- to visit our facilities firsthand.
- 1034
- 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,838
- But we would have to wait
- for the deal to be closed,
- 1035
- 00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,797
- due to the proprietary nature of R&D.
- 1036
- 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,838
- As long as there is a signed
- non-disclosure agreement,
- 1037
- 00:47:43,922 --> 00:47:46,422
- I feel perfectly comfortable
- allowing Mr. Jiang to tour.
- 1038
- 00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:49,838
- You may not be aware, Zoe, but that
- directly contradicts company policy.
- 1039
- 00:47:50,255 --> 00:47:52,463
- But I'm sure
- Mr. Jiang can understand that.
- 1040
- 00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:57,547
- I find Ron arrogant.
- 1041
- 00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:59,547
- What's his problem?
- 1042
- 00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,088
- Oh.
- 1043
- 00:48:01,172 --> 00:48:03,922
- His anal gland
- needs milking.
- 1044
- 00:48:12,172 --> 00:48:13,380
- I like her.
- 1045
- 00:48:14,297 --> 00:48:19,047
- And thank you, Zoe. I will gladly
- sign the NDA to tour your facilities.
- 1046
- 00:48:19,922 --> 00:48:22,172
- Thank you.
- That actually worked out great.
- 1047
- 00:48:22,255 --> 00:48:23,672
- Ron didn't seem too happy.
- 1048
- 00:48:23,755 --> 00:48:26,838
- Well, Ron is one of the reasons
- I hate this job sometimes.
- 1049
- 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,838
- So, how is your project coming?
- 1050
- 00:48:30,672 --> 00:48:31,588
- Honestly?
- 1051
- 00:48:32,297 --> 00:48:33,172
- Slow.
- 1052
- 00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:34,797
- I should have kept my big mouth shut.
- 1053
- 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,672
- Yeah, 100% organic is tough.
- 1054
- 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,463
- I took a run at it a few years ago.
- 1055
- 00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:47,713
- You know, I still have some research
- over at my dad's place.
- 1056
- 00:48:47,797 --> 00:48:50,338
- If you don't mind helping me
- search for it,
- 1057
- 00:48:50,422 --> 00:48:52,047
- it might save you a few headaches.
- 1058
- 00:48:53,672 --> 00:48:55,963
- Thanks. That would be really helpful.
- 1059
- 00:48:56,047 --> 00:48:59,588
- Yeah, well, it's the least I can do
- for you making Ron look like a dick.
- 1060
- 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,422
- I'll see ya.
- 1061
- 00:49:08,338 --> 00:49:09,213
- What's up, Pops?
- 1062
- 00:49:09,297 --> 00:49:11,130
- I'm heading out to meet Maya
- at the apartment.
- 1063
- 00:49:11,213 --> 00:49:13,088
- Actually, that's why I wanted to see you.
- 1064
- 00:49:13,172 --> 00:49:15,213
- Uh-oh. Sounds serious.
- 1065
- 00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:16,838
- Would you close the door, sweetheart?
- 1066
- 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:20,130
- Okay.
- 1067
- 00:49:37,505 --> 00:49:39,130
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1068
- 00:49:43,338 --> 00:49:45,672
- - Wow, when's he moving?
- - Next month.
- 1069
- 00:49:46,047 --> 00:49:49,130
- My apartment's so tiny,
- he lets me keep a lot of my junk here.
- 1070
- 00:49:50,547 --> 00:49:52,713
- This place is... huge.
- 1071
- 00:49:53,255 --> 00:49:54,213
- You grew up here?
- 1072
- 00:49:54,838 --> 00:49:55,880
- Most of my life.
- 1073
- 00:49:58,838 --> 00:49:59,713
- Wow.
- 1074
- 00:50:00,547 --> 00:50:01,963
- Dad likes to collect them.
- 1075
- 00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:07,630
- Is that your mom?
- 1076
- 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:09,672
- - Mm-hmm.
- - She's pretty.
- 1077
- 00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,755
- - She was blonde?
- - Yeah.
- 1078
- 00:50:15,547 --> 00:50:16,547
- I was adopted.
- 1079
- 00:50:18,630 --> 00:50:20,255
- Let's get you that research.
- 1080
- 00:50:25,172 --> 00:50:28,463
- Sorry about the mess.
- Dad saved everything.
- 1081
- 00:50:29,047 --> 00:50:29,922
- And I mean...
- 1082
- 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,463
- everything.
- 1083
- 00:50:31,547 --> 00:50:32,505
- Oh, my goodness.
- 1084
- 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,213
- Could you be any cuter?
- 1085
- 00:50:36,922 --> 00:50:38,713
- This is all the early stuff.
- 1086
- 00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:42,380
- First haircut.
- 1087
- 00:50:45,338 --> 00:50:46,172
- First tooth.
- 1088
- 00:50:52,297 --> 00:50:53,297
- Ah.
- 1089
- 00:50:53,547 --> 00:50:54,672
- It's my first blanket.
- 1090
- 00:50:56,005 --> 00:50:57,380
- It was from my birth mother.
- 1091
- 00:51:00,547 --> 00:51:01,755
- It came with this.
- 1092
- 00:51:03,838 --> 00:51:05,672
- It says, "Wherever you go..."
- 1093
- 00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:12,630
- "I will always love you."
- 1094
- 00:51:20,922 --> 00:51:22,088
- Oh, my...
- 1095
- 00:51:23,463 --> 00:51:25,297
- - How?
- - My dad.
- 1096
- 00:51:25,922 --> 00:51:27,588
- I'm completely pissed at him.
- 1097
- 00:51:27,672 --> 00:51:31,088
- You know, for years after my mom died,
- I tried to find you.
- 1098
- 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:36,338
- But it was just a series of dead ends,
- so I sort of gave up.
- 1099
- 00:51:38,047 --> 00:51:39,755
- But apparently he didn't.
- 1100
- 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:43,047
- That was a good decision.
- 1101
- 00:51:44,422 --> 00:51:47,672
- God, I used to always wonder
- what your voice sounded like.
- 1102
- 00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:49,255
- Oh, my God.
- 1103
- 00:51:56,047 --> 00:51:57,755
- Did you ever search for me?
- 1104
- 00:52:00,963 --> 00:52:03,713
- You know, the adoption agency
- advised me not to.
- 1105
- 00:52:03,797 --> 00:52:04,838
- They said...
- 1106
- 00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:08,630
- that you were with a good family
- and that I shouldn't.
- 1107
- 00:52:11,755 --> 00:52:14,255
- But every time I saw a little girl,
- I would think...
- 1108
- 00:52:16,505 --> 00:52:18,755
- "Is that what Sarah looks like now?"
- 1109
- 00:52:19,630 --> 00:52:21,047
- You called me Sarah?
- 1110
- 00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:26,755
- So I would have been Sarah Rosalina
- de la Santa Cruz Davilla Vargas?
- 1111
- 00:52:28,505 --> 00:52:29,630
- You see why I shortened it?
- 1112
- 00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:30,630
- Yeah.
- 1113
- 00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:33,047
- Oh...
- 1114
- 00:52:38,838 --> 00:52:39,713
- Can I ask?
- 1115
- 00:52:41,047 --> 00:52:42,255
- What about my father?
- 1116
- 00:52:44,255 --> 00:52:45,380
- I met him at a party.
- 1117
- 00:52:48,422 --> 00:52:49,588
- Does he know about me?
- 1118
- 00:52:52,588 --> 00:52:54,880
- I never even knew his last name.
- 1119
- 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:59,505
- But he was the most beautiful boy
- I'd ever seen.
- 1120
- 00:53:00,547 --> 00:53:01,380
- He was?
- 1121
- 00:53:02,338 --> 00:53:03,880
- And very sweet.
- 1122
- 00:53:09,922 --> 00:53:12,213
- But I was... 16.
- 1123
- 00:53:13,047 --> 00:53:14,880
- And basically on my own and...
- 1124
- 00:53:17,338 --> 00:53:18,713
- But I knew you had to be born.
- 1125
- 00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:21,047
- It wasn't even a question.
- 1126
- 00:53:23,838 --> 00:53:27,922
- I'd left school and got two jobs,
- but I didn't have anybody to watch you.
- 1127
- 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:31,338
- They were going to take you away,
- you know, put you back in the system.
- 1128
- 00:53:31,922 --> 00:53:33,755
- And I just couldn't let that happen.
- 1129
- 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:38,588
- But knowing that I was given up
- for adoption...
- 1130
- 00:53:39,047 --> 00:53:41,672
- you can't help but grow up
- with a sense of rejection.
- 1131
- 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:43,755
- "Am I good enough?"
- 1132
- 00:53:44,838 --> 00:53:46,505
- "Is something wrong with me?"
- 1133
- 00:53:47,297 --> 00:53:48,130
- Exactly.
- 1134
- 00:53:54,755 --> 00:53:56,630
- I would have done anything to keep you.
- 1135
- 00:53:59,297 --> 00:54:02,463
- You know, I know we haven't
- exactly gotten along,
- 1136
- 00:54:02,547 --> 00:54:05,005
- but I really admire you.
- 1137
- 00:54:05,797 --> 00:54:07,963
- Just everything you've accomplished.
- 1138
- 00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:11,630
- You're kind of who I want to be
- when I grow up.
- 1139
- 00:54:26,005 --> 00:54:27,463
- I found my old research!
- 1140
- 00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:33,005
- You okay?
- 1141
- 00:54:35,213 --> 00:54:37,130
- Well, I took out the really good stuff,
- 1142
- 00:54:37,213 --> 00:54:39,297
- 'cause I am still going to kick your ass.
- 1143
- 00:54:40,713 --> 00:54:44,422
- By the way, I don't think we need
- to tell people at work about this.
- 1144
- 00:54:45,005 --> 00:54:46,255
- - Agreed.
- - Cool.
- 1145
- 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,380
- Then let's go because I am starving.
- 1146
- 00:54:53,422 --> 00:54:55,755
- So, that's where you've been?
- 1147
- 00:54:55,838 --> 00:54:57,297
- Jiminy Cricket!
- 1148
- 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,255
- For God's sake,
- would you please start cursing?
- 1149
- 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,213
- No. Whatever, come on.
- 1150
- 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,547
- So, what is she like?
- 1151
- 00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:05,047
- You know, it's so bizarre.
- 1152
- 00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:07,380
- Just last week, she was North Korea.
- 1153
- 00:55:07,463 --> 00:55:10,630
- And now, when I think about her,
- I can't stop smiling.
- 1154
- 00:55:10,713 --> 00:55:11,672
- Aww.
- 1155
- 00:55:11,838 --> 00:55:12,963
- That's so nice.
- 1156
- 00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:14,422
- She wants to get to know me.
- 1157
- 00:55:14,505 --> 00:55:15,380
- Oh.
- 1158
- 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,130
- Sh... oot.
- 1159
- 00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:19,213
- Yeah, says she wants to make up
- for lost time.
- 1160
- 00:55:19,297 --> 00:55:20,880
- - Well, that's great.
- - Mm!
- 1161
- 00:55:21,505 --> 00:55:24,130
- - Not great. She wants to meet my friends.
- - So?
- 1162
- 00:55:24,213 --> 00:55:25,588
- - I'd be happy to.
- - No.
- 1163
- 00:55:25,672 --> 00:55:29,547
- My "friends" from Harvard
- and the Peace Corps.
- 1164
- 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,755
- - Who don't actually--
- - Yes.
- 1165
- 00:55:30,838 --> 00:55:31,838
- Oh, f-word.
- 1166
- 00:55:33,213 --> 00:55:34,338
- God, that's so annoying.
- 1167
- 00:55:34,422 --> 00:55:35,505
- What's annoying? Your face?
- 1168
- 00:55:35,588 --> 00:55:36,463
- Oh, God.
- 1169
- 00:55:37,505 --> 00:55:38,880
- Thank you very much.
- 1170
- 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:43,630
- I want to explain myself to both of you.
- 1171
- 00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:47,172
- - You don't have to, it's--
- - Oh, no. He does.
- 1172
- 00:55:47,922 --> 00:55:50,338
- We used to say Zoe got her spirited streak
- from her mother,
- 1173
- 00:55:50,422 --> 00:55:52,422
- but now we know that's only half true.
- 1174
- 00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,463
- You know,
- when Zoe started looking for you,
- 1175
- 00:55:55,547 --> 00:55:57,630
- I didn't know if it was healthy or not.
- 1176
- 00:55:57,838 --> 00:56:00,713
- And after a while, you gave up.
- 1177
- 00:56:01,713 --> 00:56:04,005
- And... something went out in you.
- 1178
- 00:56:04,088 --> 00:56:07,213
- I know what your mother would have said.
- She would have said, "Fix it, Andy."
- 1179
- 00:56:07,713 --> 00:56:11,005
- So I kept the feelers out,
- and then suddenly,
- 1180
- 00:56:11,463 --> 00:56:14,047
- miraculously, there you were online.
- 1181
- 00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:15,672
- And impressively so.
- 1182
- 00:56:15,755 --> 00:56:18,463
- I didn't know
- if you would want to connect with Zoe,
- 1183
- 00:56:18,547 --> 00:56:20,963
- and I didn't want to take the chance
- on her being rejected,
- 1184
- 00:56:21,047 --> 00:56:24,797
- so I brought you in under the guise
- of a job interview to suss you out.
- 1185
- 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,755
- And you were terrific, you were fantastic.
- 1186
- 00:56:26,838 --> 00:56:29,672
- I would have hired you
- without this connection.
- 1187
- 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:33,797
- And then Zoe walked in, and seeing the two
- of you butting heads together, I just--
- 1188
- 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,338
- You manipulated us.
- 1189
- 00:56:35,422 --> 00:56:37,213
- Well... perhaps.
- 1190
- 00:56:37,922 --> 00:56:40,713
- Although I wasn't the one
- who suggested the competition.
- 1191
- 00:56:41,547 --> 00:56:42,797
- Maya!
- 1192
- 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:47,213
- Is that Maria Maya Vargas?
- What are the odds?
- 1193
- 00:56:47,297 --> 00:56:48,963
- Hello.
- 1194
- 00:56:49,047 --> 00:56:53,380
- Yes, we were just on our way
- to the alumni social for Norton.
- 1195
- 00:56:53,463 --> 00:56:55,713
- - Wharton.
- - Wharton, Wharton, yeah.
- 1196
- 00:56:55,797 --> 00:56:57,880
- Um, Zoe, Anderson,
- 1197
- 00:56:57,963 --> 00:56:59,797
- -these are my friends from--
- - Harvard.
- 1198
- 00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:03,422
- We, uh-- We, uh, did some time
- in the Peace Corps together.
- 1199
- 00:57:04,047 --> 00:57:05,297
- We saved whales.
- 1200
- 00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:10,463
- Yes, so you're Maya's little girl, huh?
- She has your eyes.
- 1201
- 00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,255
- Aren't you guys gonna be late
- for your mixer?
- 1202
- 00:57:12,338 --> 00:57:13,797
- - Okay.
- - Philanthropy never waits.
- 1203
- 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,213
- Always saving something.
- 1204
- 00:57:15,713 --> 00:57:17,505
- I thought you said
- it was an alumni social.
- 1205
- 00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:21,297
- Well, we wanted to give our men
- a reason to put their tuxes on.
- 1206
- 00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:23,713
- Before we gave our men
- a reason to take 'em off.
- 1207
- 00:57:23,797 --> 00:57:27,297
- - Oh, I see. What an image.
- - She's joking. We're not--
- 1208
- 00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:29,463
- Okay, all right. Nice to meet you, ladies.
- 1209
- 00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:30,380
- And you too.
- 1210
- 00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:33,088
- It really is so nice
- to finally meet some of Maya's friends.
- 1211
- 00:57:34,130 --> 00:57:35,213
- Well, she seems nice.
- 1212
- 00:57:35,297 --> 00:57:36,797
- - Yeah.
- - Pretty, too.
- 1213
- 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,463
- - Uh-huh.
- - Unlike the bug up your arse.
- 1214
- 00:57:39,547 --> 00:57:41,297
- I mean, come on, Joan, seriously?
- 1215
- 00:57:41,797 --> 00:57:42,838
- "Save the Whales"?
- 1216
- 00:57:42,922 --> 00:57:44,713
- Well, she nailed it in rehearsal.
- 1217
- 00:57:45,422 --> 00:57:46,922
- Anyway, we were helping.
- 1218
- 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,088
- Still coming to my birthday, right?
- 1219
- 00:57:49,838 --> 00:57:50,713
- Of course.
- 1220
- 00:57:51,588 --> 00:57:53,005
- I just wish you would have told me.
- 1221
- 00:57:53,088 --> 00:57:55,005
- Well, she said
- she wanted to meet your friends.
- 1222
- 00:57:55,088 --> 00:57:56,255
- - Ugh.
- - Oh, I'm sorry.
- 1223
- 00:57:56,338 --> 00:57:57,880
- Suddenly we don't exist?
- 1224
- 00:57:58,755 --> 00:57:59,588
- Hey...
- 1225
- 00:58:00,088 --> 00:58:02,297
- don't confuse this new Facebook thing...
- 1226
- 00:58:02,922 --> 00:58:04,547
- with who you really are, okay?
- 1227
- 00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:07,838
- My daughter thinks I'm this
- amazing person.
- 1228
- 00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:09,713
- - What am I supposed to do?
- - I don't know!
- 1229
- 00:58:09,797 --> 00:58:11,463
- Try telling her the damn truth?
- 1230
- 00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:13,797
- You don't understand.
- 1231
- 00:58:14,422 --> 00:58:16,297
- All right? That would kill her. I...
- 1232
- 00:58:17,338 --> 00:58:20,380
- Maybe... one day
- when we get to know each other better--
- 1233
- 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:21,880
- One day when you get to know her.
- 1234
- 00:58:21,963 --> 00:58:23,963
- I remember you saying the same thing
- about Trey.
- 1235
- 00:58:24,047 --> 00:58:25,422
- That's a shitty thing to say.
- 1236
- 00:58:25,505 --> 00:58:27,922
- I'm sorry. Well, if the shite fits...
- 1237
- 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,172
- You know what?
- You have no idea what it's been like.
- 1238
- 00:58:31,255 --> 00:58:32,755
- You have no idea...
- 1239
- 00:58:33,963 --> 00:58:36,505
- how many times I still thought about her
- every day.
- 1240
- 00:58:37,422 --> 00:58:38,588
- "Is she okay?"
- 1241
- 00:58:39,547 --> 00:58:41,672
- "Is she happy?" "Is she alive?"
- 1242
- 00:58:42,672 --> 00:58:46,088
- And, you're right, now I've found her
- and it's a mess.
- 1243
- 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,630
- I'm a mess.
- And, you know what, I hate the lie.
- 1244
- 00:58:49,838 --> 00:58:52,505
- But I have to be the person
- that she thinks I am or...
- 1245
- 00:58:53,922 --> 00:58:55,213
- I could lose her again.
- 1246
- 00:58:58,338 --> 00:58:59,963
- And I couldn't survive that.
- 1247
- 00:59:00,630 --> 00:59:02,588
- You act like you don't have a choice.
- 1248
- 00:59:03,547 --> 00:59:04,463
- I don't.
- 1249
- 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,505
- Well...
- 1250
- 00:59:08,755 --> 00:59:12,505
- You know, it's sad
- that she's not gonna meet the old Maya...
- 1251
- 00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,338
- because she was pretty amazing.
- 1252
- 00:59:26,672 --> 00:59:27,672
- Thanks.
- 1253
- 00:59:28,630 --> 00:59:30,172
- Hey, don't be a stranger, huh?
- 1254
- 00:59:32,422 --> 00:59:33,880
- I was kind of a regular.
- 1255
- 00:59:34,547 --> 00:59:35,422
- When?
- 1256
- 00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:39,338
- - We used to sit here.
- - Oh.
- 1257
- 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,297
- You used to sleep or nurse
- 1258
- 00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,505
- while I tried to figure out our next move.
- 1259
- 00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:51,422
- Wait, we were...
- 1260
- 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:53,422
- homeless?
- 1261
- 00:59:54,838 --> 00:59:58,505
- I mean, there was a while
- where we didn't have a place, but...
- 1262
- 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,588
- I mean, I tried... I mean...
- 1263
- 01:00:03,838 --> 01:00:04,755
- But...
- 1264
- 01:00:11,047 --> 01:00:12,005
- It's okay.
- 1265
- 01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:23,630
- I said goodbye to you here.
- 1266
- 01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:31,963
- Kissed you for the last time.
- 1267
- 01:00:36,922 --> 01:00:38,088
- December 23rd.
- 1268
- 01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:47,588
- Christmas is not exactly
- my favorite time of the year.
- 1269
- 01:00:49,547 --> 01:00:50,838
- Maybe we should fix that.
- 1270
- 01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:55,213
- <i>♪ Like that, come on, that's it</i>
- <i>All right, come on... ♪</i>
- 1271
- 01:00:57,213 --> 01:00:59,672
- <i>♪ Christmas presents...♪</i>
- 1272
- 01:00:59,755 --> 01:01:00,797
- All right, hold on!
- 1273
- 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,297
- <i>♪ Around the world...</i> ♪
- 1274
- 01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:06,380
- Okay, got it. We're good.
- 1275
- 01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:10,588
- <i>♪ If only I just had a present</i>
- <i>for everyone ♪</i>
- 1276
- 01:01:10,672 --> 01:01:13,963
- <i>♪ Under one great big Christmas tree ♪</i>
- 1277
- 01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:16,547
- <i>♪ Presents... ♪</i>
- 1278
- 01:01:17,755 --> 01:01:19,172
- - I'll put it on.
- - Come on.
- 1279
- 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,130
- Ta-da!
- 1280
- 01:01:21,797 --> 01:01:23,338
- Oh, it's perfect!
- 1281
- 01:01:25,047 --> 01:01:26,130
- Hi, guys.
- 1282
- 01:01:26,755 --> 01:01:27,713
- What's going on?
- 1283
- 01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:30,297
- We have some good news.
- 1284
- 01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:32,213
- And some of the other stuff.
- 1285
- 01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,422
- First, the good news.
- 1286
- 01:01:33,505 --> 01:01:36,380
- I have found the hole in the market.
- 1287
- 01:01:37,047 --> 01:01:39,088
- - Fruit?
- - Not just any fruit.
- 1288
- 01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,255
- Tangerine.
- 1289
- 01:01:41,338 --> 01:01:42,505
- No one has done it.
- 1290
- 01:01:42,588 --> 01:01:45,255
- Our data shows a 37% increase in sales
- 1291
- 01:01:45,338 --> 01:01:47,963
- on any cream
- with a featured citrus component.
- 1292
- 01:01:48,047 --> 01:01:49,713
- But it comes with a price.
- 1293
- 01:01:50,422 --> 01:01:51,422
- How much of a price?
- 1294
- 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,088
- Oh, just give me that.
- 1295
- 01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,130
- Thank you.
- 1296
- 01:01:58,213 --> 01:02:01,672
- To make all three products entirely green
- from the tangerine extract,
- 1297
- 01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:04,630
- it'll cost 13% more
- than Zoe and Ron's line.
- 1298
- 01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:07,130
- My God, can we bring that down?
- 1299
- 01:02:07,213 --> 01:02:09,922
- Change often comes at a cost.
- 1300
- 01:02:10,005 --> 01:02:12,672
- The game was to create a line
- that was more profitable, not less.
- 1301
- 01:02:12,755 --> 01:02:16,172
- Well, maybe you could ask them
- for more time.
- 1302
- 01:02:16,255 --> 01:02:18,713
- That'd be admitting
- that we couldn't do what we said we could.
- 1303
- 01:02:18,797 --> 01:02:20,213
- What <i>you </i>said we could.
- 1304
- 01:02:24,838 --> 01:02:27,922
- <i>Oh, everything I touch gets ruined.</i>
- 1305
- 01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:34,172
- Oh,look who's back from the city.
- 1306
- 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:36,213
- What's wrong?
- 1307
- 01:02:36,922 --> 01:02:37,838
- They fire you?
- 1308
- 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,255
- Not yet.
- 1309
- 01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,922
- Nine weeks of work and I...
- 1310
- 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:45,047
- So you didn't come clean?
- 1311
- 01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:47,047
- Everything happens
- for a reason, right?
- 1312
- 01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:49,713
- - You're with your daughter again.
- - Who's drop-dead, by the way.
- 1313
- 01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:53,088
- Thank you guys
- for what you did the other day.
- 1314
- 01:02:53,172 --> 01:02:55,130
- I mean, it was a little pathetic,
- but it was...
- 1315
- 01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:56,130
- sweet.
- 1316
- 01:02:57,463 --> 01:03:01,922
- I just wish I didn't get so caught up
- with all this data and spreadsheets.
- 1317
- 01:03:02,838 --> 01:03:04,713
- I just should have stuck
- with what got me there.
- 1318
- 01:03:05,255 --> 01:03:06,088
- There's just...
- 1319
- 01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:07,588
- so many products.
- 1320
- 01:03:07,672 --> 01:03:08,588
- Oh, tell me about it.
- 1321
- 01:03:08,672 --> 01:03:11,213
- You got your under-eye,
- your face cream, your hand cream,
- 1322
- 01:03:11,297 --> 01:03:13,713
- which, in my house, is called
- my son's "don't ask" cream.
- 1323
- 01:03:13,797 --> 01:03:15,505
- - Mine, too.
- - All right. Really?
- 1324
- 01:03:15,588 --> 01:03:19,047
- If only there was one thing
- to cut through all the noise, you know?
- 1325
- 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:21,588
- One thing.
- 1326
- 01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:24,380
- <i>Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!</i>
- 1327
- 01:03:24,463 --> 01:03:25,297
- Oh, my God.
- 1328
- 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,797
- What?
- 1329
- 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,463
- You guys are amazing.
- 1330
- 01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:32,213
- I love you.
- 1331
- 01:03:32,797 --> 01:03:33,672
- And I gotta go.
- 1332
- 01:03:34,338 --> 01:03:38,672
- <i>♪ Peace on Earth and mercy mild...♪</i>
- 1333
- 01:03:39,422 --> 01:03:40,255
- One product?
- 1334
- 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,797
- Yeah, that does the job of all three.
- 1335
- 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,005
- <i>I mean, it definitely costs less.</i>
- 1336
- 01:03:45,088 --> 01:03:46,963
- <i>We should run it by Hildy</i>
- <i>to check with research.</i>
- 1337
- 01:03:47,047 --> 01:03:49,213
- No, that's what got us in this mess
- in the first place.
- 1338
- 01:03:49,588 --> 01:03:53,255
- Look, I have a good feeling about this.
- We make one product that does everything.
- 1339
- 01:03:53,338 --> 01:03:56,963
- Rejuvenates, blocks the sun,
- moisturizes the whole body.
- 1340
- 01:03:57,047 --> 01:03:59,838
- Maya, SPF formulas that block the sun
- and stay on your skin
- 1341
- 01:03:59,922 --> 01:04:01,797
- can be toxic
- if you leave them on overnight.
- 1342
- 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,213
- Isn't there a natural compound
- with sun protection that isn't toxic?
- 1343
- 01:04:05,297 --> 01:04:06,130
- No.
- 1344
- 01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:07,463
- Shit.
- 1345
- 01:04:07,547 --> 01:04:09,255
- - What?
- - The Christmas party.
- 1346
- 01:04:09,338 --> 01:04:11,047
- Let's go. We can brainstorm later.
- 1347
- 01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:13,255
- Um, I can't.
- 1348
- 01:04:13,338 --> 01:04:14,213
- Why not?
- 1349
- 01:04:15,213 --> 01:04:16,047
- Not invited.
- 1350
- 01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:17,172
- Execs only.
- 1351
- 01:04:17,255 --> 01:04:19,547
- Give me a break. You're my date.
- Ariana, too.
- 1352
- 01:04:19,630 --> 01:04:21,422
- You guys meet me there.
- It's on the top floor.
- 1353
- 01:04:21,505 --> 01:04:22,463
- She'll be thrilled.
- 1354
- 01:04:23,422 --> 01:04:26,838
- <i>♪ I said Merry Christmas, baby</i> ♪
- 1355
- 01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:30,338
- <i>♪ You sure do treat me nice ♪</i>
- 1356
- 01:04:30,422 --> 01:04:33,213
- <i>♪ Sure do treat me nice ♪</i>
- 1357
- 01:04:33,922 --> 01:04:36,047
- <i>♪ You bought me all them presents... ♪</i>
- 1358
- 01:04:36,922 --> 01:04:37,838
- You okay?
- 1359
- 01:04:38,463 --> 01:04:40,755
- Another reason why I don't mind
- banishment to cat food.
- 1360
- 01:04:40,838 --> 01:04:42,088
- I'm not great at these things.
- 1361
- 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,297
- Why did Felix banish you?
- 1362
- 01:04:46,088 --> 01:04:48,588
- The whole Nutralis scandal
- was Felix's idea.
- 1363
- 01:04:48,672 --> 01:04:51,297
- He wanted me to hide the fact
- that we were repackaging shampoo
- 1364
- 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,838
- as hair growth product.
- 1365
- 01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:54,005
- I wouldn't do it.
- 1366
- 01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,838
- So he let you keep your job
- if you kept your mouth shut,
- 1367
- 01:04:57,922 --> 01:04:59,422
- but he banned you to Siberia.
- 1368
- 01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:02,547
- Why didn't you just quit?
- 1369
- 01:05:03,547 --> 01:05:04,463
- That's what he wants.
- 1370
- 01:05:05,463 --> 01:05:07,338
- Oh, Team Green's in the house.
- 1371
- 01:05:07,422 --> 01:05:08,338
- Hey.
- 1372
- 01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:11,005
- You look... amazing.
- 1373
- 01:05:11,088 --> 01:05:11,922
- Thank you.
- 1374
- 01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:14,172
- You look pretty damn fine yourself.
- 1375
- 01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:15,880
- My God, I love that ring.
- 1376
- 01:05:15,963 --> 01:05:18,380
- It's my grandmother's.
- The one thing she left me.
- 1377
- 01:05:18,463 --> 01:05:20,755
- The only thing my grandmother left me
- was a plant.
- 1378
- 01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:24,463
- Yeah, I'll keep my diamonds.
- 1379
- 01:05:24,547 --> 01:05:26,588
- I seem to have found the cool crowd.
- 1380
- 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,172
- Two of the most beautiful people here.
- 1381
- 01:05:28,672 --> 01:05:29,588
- Thank you.
- 1382
- 01:05:31,463 --> 01:05:32,338
- Right.
- 1383
- 01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:34,797
- I'm going to go get a drink.
- 1384
- 01:05:36,338 --> 01:05:37,463
- Would you like to dance?
- 1385
- 01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:38,463
- Sure.
- 1386
- 01:05:41,047 --> 01:05:41,922
- Another Scotch.
- 1387
- 01:05:42,838 --> 01:05:45,505
- Did you accidentally push the "up" button
- on the elevator?
- 1388
- 01:05:45,588 --> 01:05:48,005
- Because I don't think
- you're supposed to be on this floor.
- 1389
- 01:05:48,088 --> 01:05:49,338
- I'm here with Maya.
- 1390
- 01:05:49,422 --> 01:05:50,713
- Oh, are you?
- 1391
- 01:05:50,797 --> 01:05:51,880
- Well, enjoy tonight.
- 1392
- 01:05:51,963 --> 01:05:54,255
- You'll be back with your cat food
- before you know it.
- 1393
- 01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,797
- You look awesome.
- 1394
- 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,005
- I'm surprised you made it
- off the elevator.
- 1395
- 01:06:04,088 --> 01:06:05,713
- Yeah, I, um...
- 1396
- 01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:07,463
- I barfed in my purse.
- 1397
- 01:06:08,630 --> 01:06:09,547
- Ah, I see.
- 1398
- 01:06:10,297 --> 01:06:11,172
- Um...
- 1399
- 01:06:11,755 --> 01:06:12,963
- Do you trust me?
- 1400
- 01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:15,047
- Yeah.
- 1401
- 01:06:19,422 --> 01:06:21,422
- She really doesn't
- belong here, you know.
- 1402
- 01:06:21,505 --> 01:06:23,880
- She left college
- to join me here at the company.
- 1403
- 01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,422
- I probably shouldn't have let her, but...
- 1404
- 01:06:28,338 --> 01:06:29,797
- we were both hurting and...
- 1405
- 01:06:30,047 --> 01:06:31,713
- Anyway, it's time for her now to...
- 1406
- 01:06:32,338 --> 01:06:33,422
- go and live her life...
- 1407
- 01:06:33,922 --> 01:06:35,172
- go back to art school,
- 1408
- 01:06:35,255 --> 01:06:37,088
- forget about the old man for a while.
- 1409
- 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,713
- Wait...
- 1410
- 01:06:39,213 --> 01:06:40,422
- She went to art school?
- 1411
- 01:06:40,505 --> 01:06:41,963
- You saw the apartment.
- 1412
- 01:06:44,297 --> 01:06:47,005
- - Wait, those portraits were hers?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1413
- 01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:52,047
- Cynthia and I used to joke about
- which one of us she got her talent from.
- 1414
- 01:06:56,755 --> 01:06:58,755
- You both did an incredible job with her.
- 1415
- 01:07:00,922 --> 01:07:02,672
- Oh, my God, are we outside?
- 1416
- 01:07:02,755 --> 01:07:05,880
- It's fine, okay? Everything's fine.
- I got you.
- 1417
- 01:07:05,963 --> 01:07:08,088
- - I'm going to take off the blindfold.
- - No.
- 1418
- 01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:10,255
- And when I do,
- I want you to look right at me.
- 1419
- 01:07:10,755 --> 01:07:11,838
- Can I say something?
- 1420
- 01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:13,297
- Yeah, of course.
- 1421
- 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,547
- You don't have to pull some
- <i>Titanic </i>bullshit just to get close to me.
- 1422
- 01:07:18,297 --> 01:07:19,130
- Okay.
- 1423
- 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,963
- Good, 'cause I kinda hate that movie.
- 1424
- 01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:24,672
- You know, the door that she's floating on
- at the end, it's--
- 1425
- 01:07:24,755 --> 01:07:26,297
- Big enough for both of them, yeah.
- 1426
- 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,172
- Yes, exactly!
- 1427
- 01:07:28,255 --> 01:07:30,880
- Can we please move this conversation
- inside?
- 1428
- 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:32,838
- One hundred percent. Absolutely, okay.
- 1429
- 01:07:32,922 --> 01:07:34,505
- - Okay.
- - Going back inside. We're turning.
- 1430
- 01:07:34,588 --> 01:07:35,880
- - I got you.
- - Okay.
- 1431
- 01:07:35,963 --> 01:07:37,463
- Here you go.
- 1432
- 01:07:37,797 --> 01:07:38,838
- Hail to the chief.
- 1433
- 01:07:39,547 --> 01:07:40,922
- Congratulations on China.
- 1434
- 01:07:41,005 --> 01:07:44,672
- Apparently that dinner went very well.
- Jiang was so impressed with our facilities
- 1435
- 01:07:44,755 --> 01:07:45,880
- he wants to make a deal.
- 1436
- 01:07:45,963 --> 01:07:47,213
- Once I set him up with the tour,
- 1437
- 01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:49,005
- - I was certain he'd be in.
- - Wait, that was--
- 1438
- 01:07:49,088 --> 01:07:50,130
- Mind if we cut in?
- 1439
- 01:07:52,838 --> 01:07:54,088
- I underestimated you.
- 1440
- 01:07:54,172 --> 01:07:55,463
- - Did you?
- - Yeah.
- 1441
- 01:07:56,755 --> 01:07:59,005
- You're a much bigger scumbag
- than I thought you were.
- 1442
- 01:07:59,547 --> 01:08:01,838
- Really? Because I have an inkling
- you are, too.
- 1443
- 01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:05,297
- Anyway, we completed our project
- this afternoon.
- 1444
- 01:08:06,172 --> 01:08:07,213
- That's impossible.
- 1445
- 01:08:07,547 --> 01:08:08,380
- Is it?
- 1446
- 01:08:10,463 --> 01:08:11,422
- Congratulations.
- 1447
- 01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:14,588
- Sammy Weiskopf!
- Look what the cat dragged in.
- 1448
- 01:08:15,130 --> 01:08:17,838
- If it isn't the second worst poker player
- in the world.
- 1449
- 01:08:17,922 --> 01:08:19,255
- I live in your shadow.
- 1450
- 01:08:19,338 --> 01:08:21,422
- - How'd you get past security?
- - I own them.
- 1451
- 01:08:22,963 --> 01:08:25,963
- I may have had a hand in it, sir.
- Thank you for coming, Sam.
- 1452
- 01:08:26,047 --> 01:08:29,338
- And, of course, you remember Miss Vargas
- from her years at Value Shop.
- 1453
- 01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:31,838
- I don't know that I do.
- 1454
- 01:08:33,838 --> 01:08:35,588
- I consulted locally.
- 1455
- 01:08:36,172 --> 01:08:38,922
- You've built a great business,
- Mr. Weiskopf. You should be very proud.
- 1456
- 01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:41,880
- Hmm. Does anyone else find it
- just a little strange that...
- 1457
- 01:08:41,963 --> 01:08:44,255
- Oh, God, I love this song!
- 1458
- 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,297
- <i>♪ He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys...</i> ♪
- 1459
- 01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:53,172
- I know what you're doing.
- It's not gonna work.
- 1460
- 01:08:56,297 --> 01:08:57,630
- What's your story, Ron?
- 1461
- 01:09:00,255 --> 01:09:01,505
- I can dance like that.
- 1462
- 01:09:02,797 --> 01:09:05,713
- I tend to lean to the nurture side
- of the whole evolution thing,
- 1463
- 01:09:05,797 --> 01:09:08,088
- - Meaning?
- - Assholes aren't born,
- 1464
- 01:09:08,172 --> 01:09:09,047
- they're made.
- 1465
- 01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:10,547
- What made you an asshole, Ron?
- 1466
- 01:09:10,630 --> 01:09:13,422
- - I come from an extremely long line.
- - Really?
- 1467
- 01:09:13,505 --> 01:09:17,130
- 'Cause I get the feeling that there's
- something smaller than your brain.
- 1468
- 01:09:18,047 --> 01:09:19,213
- And it isn't your ego.
- 1469
- 01:09:20,297 --> 01:09:22,547
- I really don't care how you got here,
- Maria Vargas,
- 1470
- 01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:24,463
- because once everyone realizes
- what a disaster
- 1471
- 01:09:24,547 --> 01:09:27,755
- you and your non-existent product are,
- I guarantee you...
- 1472
- 01:09:28,547 --> 01:09:29,672
- you'll be a fast memory.
- 1473
- 01:09:30,797 --> 01:09:31,713
- What did you say?
- 1474
- 01:09:32,838 --> 01:09:34,047
- You're a disaster.
- 1475
- 01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:36,088
- That's it!
- 1476
- 01:09:48,630 --> 01:09:51,338
- Hey, um, just to be clear...
- 1477
- 01:09:52,463 --> 01:09:53,797
- I'm kinda kinky.
- 1478
- 01:10:04,255 --> 01:10:06,505
- We should probably
- come up with a safe word.
- 1479
- 01:10:06,588 --> 01:10:07,588
- Chase, we gotta go.
- 1480
- 01:10:07,672 --> 01:10:08,755
- - What?
- - Now!
- 1481
- 01:10:13,838 --> 01:10:15,672
- Where are we going?
- 1482
- 01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:18,380
- I realized something at the party.
- 1483
- 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,672
- Even out of the biggest disaster,
- there can still be hope.
- 1484
- 01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:23,838
- Which disaster are we talking about?
- 1485
- 01:10:23,922 --> 01:10:25,963
- - Hiroshima.
- - Wait, what?
- 1486
- 01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:28,922
- After we dropped the bomb,
- the military sent a team into Japan
- 1487
- 01:10:29,005 --> 01:10:31,422
- to see if the radiation had depleted.
- 1488
- 01:10:31,505 --> 01:10:34,963
- The only thing left that hadn't been
- destroyed was one single living tree.
- 1489
- 01:10:35,047 --> 01:10:36,838
- The leaves had already
- started growing back.
- 1490
- 01:10:36,922 --> 01:10:39,505
- The citizens, they built a shrine
- around this tree.
- 1491
- 01:10:39,588 --> 01:10:41,130
- And the soldiers took clippings from it.
- 1492
- 01:10:42,255 --> 01:10:43,922
- One of those soldiers was my grandpa.
- 1493
- 01:10:44,422 --> 01:10:46,255
- What kind of a tree was it?
- 1494
- 01:10:47,088 --> 01:10:48,172
- Silver Ginkgo.
- 1495
- 01:10:49,922 --> 01:10:52,172
- After my grandpa returned home,
- 1496
- 01:10:52,255 --> 01:10:55,213
- he took his clippings
- and planted a tree for my grandma.
- 1497
- 01:10:55,297 --> 01:10:57,297
- And it's resistant to radiation.
- 1498
- 01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:58,672
- AKA, the sun.
- 1499
- 01:11:01,755 --> 01:11:03,130
- - Here.
- - What?
- 1500
- 01:11:03,755 --> 01:11:05,213
- What, w-we're breaking in?
- 1501
- 01:11:05,297 --> 01:11:07,380
- You know they have Ginkgo trees
- in Central Park, right?
- 1502
- 01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:09,797
- Not the same kind.
- Besides, that's my plant in there.
- 1503
- 01:11:19,922 --> 01:11:21,713
- Oh, hey, buddy. Hi.
- 1504
- 01:11:21,797 --> 01:11:23,547
- All right, stop.
- 1505
- 01:11:28,297 --> 01:11:29,255
- Ah.
- 1506
- 01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:30,713
- Thank you, Abuela.
- 1507
- 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,130
- <i>The next stop is Broadway.</i>
- 1508
- 01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:49,047
- <i>Here's Maya. We're five days out.</i>
- 1509
- 01:11:49,547 --> 01:11:50,588
- <i>Five days out.</i>
- 1510
- 01:11:51,338 --> 01:11:54,380
- <i>If you look carefully,</i>
- <i>you can almost see smoke coming off.</i>
- 1511
- 01:11:54,463 --> 01:11:55,463
- <i>Stop it.</i>
- 1512
- 01:11:55,547 --> 01:11:57,838
- <i> Maya, tell us.</i>
- 1513
- 01:11:57,922 --> 01:12:01,505
- <i>Tell us, what's the first thing you're</i>
- <i>gonna do when you get the big promotion?</i>
- 1514
- 01:12:01,588 --> 01:12:02,922
- <i>Fire my annoying boyfriend?</i>
- 1515
- 01:12:03,005 --> 01:12:06,213
- <i>No way, I've got tenure, baby.</i>
- <i>My union would never allow it.</i>
- 1516
- 01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:11,630
- <i>Oh, my... Stop!</i>
- 1517
- 01:12:25,422 --> 01:12:27,547
- Wait, you're leaving us for Ron?
- 1518
- 01:12:27,630 --> 01:12:29,922
- It's not because everyone thinks
- you're delusional
- 1519
- 01:12:30,005 --> 01:12:32,755
- for trying to create a new product
- with just three weeks to go, just...
- 1520
- 01:12:32,838 --> 01:12:35,880
- Ron and I are actually going to
- be working together next cycle--
- 1521
- 01:12:35,963 --> 01:12:37,630
- Uh-uh! Say less.
- 1522
- 01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:41,088
- God, that felt good.
- 1523
- 01:12:41,797 --> 01:12:43,172
- I can still hear you.
- 1524
- 01:12:44,172 --> 01:12:45,672
- Look, how long could this take?
- 1525
- 01:12:45,755 --> 01:12:47,713
- To be honest, it could take a lifetime.
- 1526
- 01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,880
- Don't worry. We got this.
- 1527
- 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,130
- <i>♪ Ooh, you know</i>
- <i>You're looking so fancy fine ♪</i>
- 1528
- 01:13:06,213 --> 01:13:08,297
- <i>♪ The way you're making those jaws drop ♪</i>
- 1529
- 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,130
- <i>♪ You know you're the sweetest berry</i>
- <i>On the vine ♪</i>
- 1530
- 01:13:11,213 --> 01:13:13,005
- <i>♪ Yeah, you take it all the way</i>
- <i>to the top ♪</i>
- 1531
- 01:13:13,797 --> 01:13:16,172
- <i>♪ So come on and catch yourself a fire ♪</i>
- 1532
- 01:13:16,255 --> 01:13:18,005
- <i>♪ Come on and meet your match ♪</i>
- 1533
- 01:13:18,630 --> 01:13:20,922
- <i>♪ Come on and dance with me all night ♪</i>
- 1534
- 01:13:21,005 --> 01:13:22,547
- <i>♪ Come on to where it's at ♪</i>
- 1535
- 01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:23,713
- <i>♪ Hey, come on up ♪</i>
- 1536
- 01:13:25,172 --> 01:13:26,213
- <i>♪ Come on up ♪</i>
- 1537
- 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,463
- <i>♪ Come on up ♪</i>
- 1538
- 01:13:29,713 --> 01:13:32,713
- <i>♪ To the next level ♪</i>
- 1539
- 01:13:32,797 --> 01:13:33,672
- <i>♪ Woo hoo!</i> ♪
- 1540
- 01:13:33,755 --> 01:13:36,963
- I mean, I like the smell,
- but no one else will.
- 1541
- 01:13:37,755 --> 01:13:38,630
- Trying again.
- 1542
- 01:13:39,672 --> 01:13:40,922
- <i>♪ Woo hoo! ♪</i>
- 1543
- 01:13:42,797 --> 01:13:44,713
- <i>♪ Walking that walk</i>
- <i>And you're talking the talk ♪</i>
- 1544
- 01:13:44,797 --> 01:13:46,755
- <i>♪ Don't you know</i>
- <i>that you're a shining star? ♪</i>
- 1545
- 01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,547
- <i>♪ They can try to keep up if they can ♪</i>
- 1546
- 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,922
- <i>♪ But you've always got to raise the bar ♪</i>
- 1547
- 01:13:52,005 --> 01:13:54,505
- <i>♪ So come on and catch yourself a fire ♪</i>
- 1548
- 01:13:54,588 --> 01:13:56,547
- <i>♪ Come on and meet your match ♪</i>
- 1549
- 01:13:57,047 --> 01:13:59,338
- <i>♪ Come on and dance with me all night ♪</i>
- 1550
- 01:13:59,422 --> 01:14:00,922
- <i>♪ Come on to where it's at ♪</i>
- 1551
- 01:14:01,005 --> 01:14:01,963
- <i>♪ Hey, come on up... ♪</i>
- 1552
- 01:14:02,047 --> 01:14:02,922
- Not me.
- 1553
- 01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:04,713
- <i>♪ Come on up ♪</i>
- 1554
- 01:14:05,047 --> 01:14:06,963
- ♪ <i>Come on up♪</i>
- 1555
- 01:14:08,130 --> 01:14:11,255
- <i>♪ To the next level ♪</i>
- 1556
- 01:14:11,338 --> 01:14:12,672
- <i>♪ Woo hoo! ♪</i>
- 1557
- 01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:14,630
- Nope.
- 1558
- 01:14:15,630 --> 01:14:16,838
- <i>♪ Woo hoo! ♪</i>
- 1559
- 01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:18,922
- <i>Nada.</i>
- 1560
- 01:14:22,547 --> 01:14:24,130
- - Oh, you suck!
- - What?
- 1561
- 01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:26,547
- <i>♪ Woo hoo! ♪</i>
- 1562
- 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:28,922
- <i>♪ Woo hoo! ♪</i>
- 1563
- 01:14:31,422 --> 01:14:32,297
- It's glowing.
- 1564
- 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,838
- It's glowing!
- 1565
- 01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:36,088
- What's it mean?
- 1566
- 01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:47,922
- Everything all right in here?
- 1567
- 01:14:49,255 --> 01:14:50,172
- You need something?
- 1568
- 01:14:50,255 --> 01:14:52,588
- No hard feelings with Hildy jumping ship.
- 1569
- 01:14:53,213 --> 01:14:54,755
- Why? You didn't get my thank-you note?
- 1570
- 01:14:55,630 --> 01:14:56,588
- See you in the morning.
- 1571
- 01:15:00,838 --> 01:15:01,672
- What?
- 1572
- 01:15:01,922 --> 01:15:02,797
- Tell her.
- 1573
- 01:15:03,172 --> 01:15:04,047
- - What?
- - Now.
- 1574
- 01:15:05,838 --> 01:15:07,088
- Okay, what?!
- 1575
- 01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:08,422
- It works.
- 1576
- 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:12,880
- Oh, my God! Yes, yes, yes!
- 1577
- 01:15:12,963 --> 01:15:14,922
- Okay, we have our presentation tomorrow.
- 1578
- 01:15:15,005 --> 01:15:17,297
- - We need a wow factor.
- - Yes.
- 1579
- 01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,588
- And I have an idea.
- 1580
- 01:15:19,547 --> 01:15:22,880
- We've tasked two teams
- with two different challenges.
- 1581
- 01:15:23,630 --> 01:15:27,422
- Zoe's team set out to create
- a slightly more organic alternative
- 1582
- 01:15:27,505 --> 01:15:29,422
- to an existing product line,
- 1583
- 01:15:29,505 --> 01:15:32,713
- while Maya's task was to create
- a completely new one.
- 1584
- 01:15:33,047 --> 01:15:34,713
- A totally green line.
- 1585
- 01:15:35,005 --> 01:15:35,880
- Zoe?
- 1586
- 01:15:41,047 --> 01:15:43,922
- You asked us to re-purpose
- one organic line.
- 1587
- 01:15:44,422 --> 01:15:46,547
- Well, we made two.
- 1588
- 01:15:47,338 --> 01:15:48,172
- Skincare...
- 1589
- 01:15:48,713 --> 01:15:49,588
- And make-up.
- 1590
- 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,838
- - Are these numbers accurate?
- - Yes.
- 1591
- 01:15:52,922 --> 01:15:56,463
- With a minimal cost, we made our product
- 6% more organic than our previous line.
- 1592
- 01:15:56,547 --> 01:16:00,213
- We estimate we can raise our price
- per unit by 4%
- 1593
- 01:16:00,297 --> 01:16:04,713
- and increase our annual skincare revenue
- by 23 million.
- 1594
- 01:16:08,838 --> 01:16:11,172
- That's very impressive. Maya, your ball.
- 1595
- 01:16:17,755 --> 01:16:19,380
- Well, my team,
- 1596
- 01:16:19,463 --> 01:16:22,172
- Chase Horowitz, Ariana Ng, and I,
- 1597
- 01:16:22,255 --> 01:16:24,588
- have challenged ourselves
- to think outside the box.
- 1598
- 01:16:25,255 --> 01:16:29,088
- And in keeping with that theme,
- we'd like to move our presentation...
- 1599
- 01:16:29,755 --> 01:16:30,838
- outside.
- 1600
- 01:16:32,422 --> 01:16:33,505
- Everything's ready.
- 1601
- 01:16:33,588 --> 01:16:37,338
- - Okay, but I still don't think we need--
- - Please. Wow factor.
- 1602
- 01:16:38,672 --> 01:16:39,547
- Okay.
- 1603
- 01:16:40,755 --> 01:16:44,005
- We're standing beneath this tree
- for a very special reason.
- 1604
- 01:16:44,088 --> 01:16:48,213
- Consumers are always
- looking for something natural and real,
- 1605
- 01:16:48,297 --> 01:16:51,505
- but they're often overwhelmed by
- the amount of choices that are out there.
- 1606
- 01:16:51,588 --> 01:16:54,672
- Words, like "paralyzed,"
- "confused," and "lost"
- 1607
- 01:16:54,755 --> 01:16:56,588
- kept popping up in our research.
- 1608
- 01:16:57,338 --> 01:16:59,338
- We use one bar of soap
- for our entire body.
- 1609
- 01:16:59,422 --> 01:17:00,963
- Why do we subdivide our face?
- 1610
- 01:17:01,463 --> 01:17:04,088
- Uh, so we can make more money?
- 1611
- 01:17:04,172 --> 01:17:07,005
- I think F&C has an opportunity
- to double our market share
- 1612
- 01:17:07,088 --> 01:17:09,338
- by giving people what they want
- <i>and </i>what they need.
- 1613
- 01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:12,672
- One organic product that does it all.
- 1614
- 01:17:12,755 --> 01:17:13,797
- And that product...
- 1615
- 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,005
- comes from a Ginkgo tree...
- 1616
- 01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:17,713
- similar to this one.
- 1617
- 01:17:19,672 --> 01:17:23,713
- All-in-one Ginkgo cream. We estimate
- we can raise our price per unit by 9%
- 1618
- 01:17:23,797 --> 01:17:27,463
- and increase our annual skincare revenue
- by 63 million.
- 1619
- 01:17:31,130 --> 01:17:35,588
- It's a revolutionary idea that we think
- is really gonna take off...
- 1620
- 01:17:37,463 --> 01:17:40,005
- and signify a new era in skincare.
- 1621
- 01:17:40,505 --> 01:17:43,047
- A product that will naturally
- and delicately
- 1622
- 01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:44,672
- make our beauty soar.
- 1623
- 01:17:49,505 --> 01:17:50,588
- Wow!
- 1624
- 01:17:53,338 --> 01:17:55,005
- Maybe they're just stunned.
- 1625
- 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,422
- Any questions?
- 1626
- 01:18:02,922 --> 01:18:05,963
- No, I'm getting her in trouble.
- It's not the...
- 1627
- 01:18:07,172 --> 01:18:09,547
- Oh, look who showed up.
- 1628
- 01:18:10,338 --> 01:18:11,380
- You owe me five bucks.
- 1629
- 01:18:12,797 --> 01:18:15,088
- Well? Did the presentation go good?
- 1630
- 01:18:15,505 --> 01:18:17,422
- Uh, define "good."
- 1631
- 01:18:17,505 --> 01:18:18,588
- Did they like it?
- 1632
- 01:18:18,672 --> 01:18:19,713
- Until Peter showed up.
- 1633
- 01:18:19,797 --> 01:18:20,797
- Auntie M.
- 1634
- 01:18:21,505 --> 01:18:24,005
- Dill! You're home!
- 1635
- 01:18:24,922 --> 01:18:27,172
- Hi! How's Stanford?
- 1636
- 01:18:27,255 --> 01:18:28,922
- Yes, how's Stanford? Tell her. I can't.
- 1637
- 01:18:29,422 --> 01:18:32,297
- Why waste four years on a piece of paper
- that says I know how to do
- 1638
- 01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:33,547
- what I already know how to do?
- 1639
- 01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,505
- Right.
- 1640
- 01:18:36,463 --> 01:18:37,380
- Excuse me.
- 1641
- 01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:41,922
- She's really pissed at me.
- 1642
- 01:18:42,005 --> 01:18:43,922
- Yeah. She doesn't want you
- to wind up like me.
- 1643
- 01:18:44,005 --> 01:18:45,088
- What are you talking about?
- 1644
- 01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:46,797
- You're killing it right now.
- 1645
- 01:18:48,755 --> 01:18:51,255
- You're only allowed
- so many bad decisions, Dill.
- 1646
- 01:18:51,338 --> 01:18:54,588
- Dropping out now handicaps your ability
- to make good ones.
- 1647
- 01:18:54,672 --> 01:18:55,588
- Look who's back.
- 1648
- 01:18:57,047 --> 01:18:58,422
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1649
- 01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:02,588
- - I was hoping to see you.
- - Yeah.
- 1650
- 01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:05,172
- Yeah, you... You look different.
- 1651
- 01:19:07,297 --> 01:19:08,213
- What? Is that bad?
- 1652
- 01:19:08,838 --> 01:19:12,130
- Hey, everyone,
- I want to thank you all for coming
- 1653
- 01:19:12,213 --> 01:19:16,505
- to celebrate the only Christmas birthday
- that actually matters.
- 1654
- 01:19:16,588 --> 01:19:18,588
- Earmuffs, Jesus. You know you're my boo.
- 1655
- 01:19:18,672 --> 01:19:19,588
- Cheers to me.
- 1656
- 01:19:21,088 --> 01:19:22,338
- Can I talk to you?
- 1657
- 01:19:23,255 --> 01:19:24,088
- Yeah.
- 1658
- 01:19:29,505 --> 01:19:30,505
- Look, um...
- 1659
- 01:19:32,338 --> 01:19:33,922
- There's something I never told you--
- 1660
- 01:19:34,005 --> 01:19:34,963
- About your daughter.
- 1661
- 01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:37,797
- Yeah, Joan... She told me.
- 1662
- 01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,213
- I mean, all that talk about...
- 1663
- 01:19:40,838 --> 01:19:41,713
- family and...
- 1664
- 01:19:42,547 --> 01:19:45,630
- I thought it was me
- you were hesitant about.
- 1665
- 01:19:45,713 --> 01:19:47,963
- No, I was ashamed. I just...
- 1666
- 01:19:50,463 --> 01:19:52,130
- I thought I didn't deserve to...
- 1667
- 01:19:53,630 --> 01:19:54,505
- have...
- 1668
- 01:19:57,047 --> 01:19:59,005
- - I should have told you.
- - You should have told me.
- 1669
- 01:19:59,088 --> 01:20:02,088
- You let me fall in love
- with a version of you.
- 1670
- 01:20:03,047 --> 01:20:05,588
- And no relationship built on a lie
- can ever survive.
- 1671
- 01:20:09,047 --> 01:20:10,547
- You were always good enough.
- 1672
- 01:20:11,255 --> 01:20:12,130
- But you...
- 1673
- 01:20:12,255 --> 01:20:14,047
- You're the only one that ever doubted it.
- 1674
- 01:20:25,630 --> 01:20:26,505
- Hello?
- 1675
- 01:20:29,255 --> 01:20:30,088
- What?
- 1676
- 01:20:31,630 --> 01:20:32,463
- Now?
- 1677
- 01:20:36,922 --> 01:20:38,588
- I can't believe you're still here.
- 1678
- 01:20:39,713 --> 01:20:40,713
- Is everything okay?
- 1679
- 01:20:40,797 --> 01:20:43,255
- Well, it could have waited till Monday,
- but...
- 1680
- 01:20:44,838 --> 01:20:47,880
- then I wouldn't be able
- to say this to you personally and...
- 1681
- 01:20:48,838 --> 01:20:51,755
- you wouldn't have the weekend
- to prepare your speech.
- 1682
- 01:20:53,088 --> 01:20:53,922
- Speech?
- 1683
- 01:20:54,005 --> 01:20:57,172
- The board has voted unanimously
- to endorse your product.
- 1684
- 01:20:57,255 --> 01:20:58,422
- Oh, my God!
- 1685
- 01:20:58,922 --> 01:21:01,338
- Oh, my God!
- Even after the whole bird thing?
- 1686
- 01:21:01,422 --> 01:21:03,422
- You know,
- I've never seen a dove explode before.
- 1687
- 01:21:04,797 --> 01:21:06,172
- Congratulations.
- 1688
- 01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:11,255
- Now, apart from the donation we'll have
- to make to the National Bird Society...
- 1689
- 01:21:11,838 --> 01:21:14,338
- you are going to help make this company
- a lot of money,
- 1690
- 01:21:14,422 --> 01:21:15,797
- and that is good for us all.
- 1691
- 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:16,713
- Mm-hmm.
- 1692
- 01:21:16,797 --> 01:21:19,297
- We want you to present at
- our distributors conference this Monday.
- 1693
- 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:21,672
- It is a big deal. It's streamed online.
- 1694
- 01:21:21,755 --> 01:21:24,505
- <i>Business Weekly, Forbes, Fortune,</i>
- they all cover it.
- 1695
- 01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:26,088
- Wow.
- 1696
- 01:21:26,172 --> 01:21:27,047
- Yeah, and...
- 1697
- 01:21:27,630 --> 01:21:29,172
- there is one more thing.
- 1698
- 01:21:29,838 --> 01:21:30,713
- Go ahead.
- 1699
- 01:21:30,797 --> 01:21:32,422
- We don't want you to consult anymore.
- 1700
- 01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:35,755
- We want you to join us at the company
- permanently.
- 1701
- 01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:42,505
- - Excellent work today, Maya.
- - Thank you.
- 1702
- 01:21:43,338 --> 01:21:45,047
- Welcome to the family.
- 1703
- 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:47,713
- Oh!
- 1704
- 01:21:48,630 --> 01:21:50,255
- - You want to celebrate?
- - Yes.
- 1705
- 01:21:57,255 --> 01:21:59,630
- What is the matter?
- You should be ecstatic.
- 1706
- 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:01,880
- I am.
- 1707
- 01:22:02,547 --> 01:22:05,130
- It's just been a crazy couple of weeks,
- that's all.
- 1708
- 01:22:05,547 --> 01:22:06,630
- Yeah, for us both.
- 1709
- 01:22:11,755 --> 01:22:13,713
- - You're quite the photographer.
- - Oh...
- 1710
- 01:22:14,255 --> 01:22:17,547
- Why didn't you tell me that the
- photographs in the apartment were yours?
- 1711
- 01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:21,130
- I haven't even touched a camera
- in, like, five years.
- 1712
- 01:22:21,213 --> 01:22:22,297
- Do you miss it?
- 1713
- 01:22:23,047 --> 01:22:23,922
- Sometimes.
- 1714
- 01:22:24,547 --> 01:22:26,005
- But my dad needs me.
- 1715
- 01:22:26,922 --> 01:22:28,713
- Your dad needs you to be happy.
- 1716
- 01:22:31,255 --> 01:22:33,130
- Have you thought
- about going back to school?
- 1717
- 01:22:33,922 --> 01:22:35,422
- We just found each other.
- 1718
- 01:22:35,672 --> 01:22:37,505
- - Yeah, but we can still--
- - It's in London.
- 1719
- 01:22:40,297 --> 01:22:41,338
- - Oh.
- - Yeah.
- 1720
- 01:22:43,463 --> 01:22:44,297
- Well...
- 1721
- 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,422
- I still think you should go.
- 1722
- 01:22:50,255 --> 01:22:51,088
- Why?
- 1723
- 01:22:52,338 --> 01:22:53,755
- Because it's time, Zoe.
- 1724
- 01:23:01,963 --> 01:23:03,422
- What you thinking about?
- 1725
- 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,005
- Nothing. Just...
- 1726
- 01:23:06,005 --> 01:23:09,588
- Something my ex-boyfriend said earlier.
- I saw him tonight.
- 1727
- 01:23:09,672 --> 01:23:10,630
- Oh, wow.
- 1728
- 01:23:11,922 --> 01:23:13,297
- I didn't know you had a...
- 1729
- 01:23:14,047 --> 01:23:16,130
- You just never talked about him.
- 1730
- 01:23:18,172 --> 01:23:19,380
- Why'd you guys split?
- 1731
- 01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,630
- I wasn't completely honest with him.
- 1732
- 01:23:24,130 --> 01:23:25,130
- Why not?
- 1733
- 01:23:28,922 --> 01:23:30,380
- I guess I was afraid to be.
- 1734
- 01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:35,380
- Everything happens for a reason, right?
- 1735
- 01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:39,213
- Here's to us working together.
- 1736
- 01:23:39,297 --> 01:23:41,130
- We're building a company with Dad.
- 1737
- 01:23:41,797 --> 01:23:43,172
- Our company.
- 1738
- 01:23:44,713 --> 01:23:47,422
- Zoe, this is an amazing opportunity,
- but just don't--
- 1739
- 01:23:47,505 --> 01:23:50,422
- Look, I can tell there's something
- holding you back from taking the job.
- 1740
- 01:23:50,922 --> 01:23:51,922
- But just know...
- 1741
- 01:23:53,005 --> 01:23:55,922
- I am so grateful
- to have you back in my life.
- 1742
- 01:23:58,255 --> 01:24:00,463
- I think this could be really good for us.
- 1743
- 01:24:01,755 --> 01:24:03,005
- Maya, please.
- 1744
- 01:24:04,130 --> 01:24:05,422
- Don't leave me again.
- 1745
- 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:07,838
- I need you.
- 1746
- 01:24:09,963 --> 01:24:15,005
- <i>♪ Wrap your arms and hold me still</i> ♪
- 1747
- 01:24:17,588 --> 01:24:22,713
- <i>♪ I don't want to think about</i>
- <i>What I will ♪</i>
- 1748
- 01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:30,838
- <i>♪ Speak in tones that I can't hear ♪</i>
- 1749
- 01:24:32,922 --> 01:24:37,172
- <i>♪ And tell me how no one knows</i>
- <i>Anything in here ♪</i>
- 1750
- 01:24:43,088 --> 01:24:43,922
- Yep?
- 1751
- 01:24:44,755 --> 01:24:45,797
- Okay, put him through.
- 1752
- 01:24:47,130 --> 01:24:48,047
- Mr. Taylor.
- 1753
- 01:24:48,130 --> 01:24:51,255
- Yes, Mr. Ebsen.
- Sorry for the delayed response.
- 1754
- 01:24:51,338 --> 01:24:54,338
- - I've been traveling the last few weeks.
- <i>- That's quite all right.</i>
- 1755
- 01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:57,963
- <i>I got your message.</i>
- <i>I must say, I'm a bit confused.</i>
- 1756
- 01:24:58,047 --> 01:25:00,505
- <i>We never had a Maria Vargas work here.</i>
- 1757
- 01:25:00,588 --> 01:25:01,630
- Really?
- 1758
- 01:25:01,713 --> 01:25:04,880
- <i>I checked with personnel,</i>
- <i>went through all our records, and...</i>
- 1759
- 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:08,755
- <i>as far as Estée Lauder is concerned,</i>
- <i>that person never existed.</i>
- 1760
- 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:11,005
- Okay.Thank you.
- 1761
- 01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:19,047
- Hey.
- 1762
- 01:25:19,547 --> 01:25:20,588
- What did you mean?
- 1763
- 01:25:21,547 --> 01:25:22,797
- What did I mean?
- 1764
- 01:25:24,005 --> 01:25:24,880
- Uh, when...
- 1765
- 01:25:25,422 --> 01:25:27,672
- When you said the other night...
- When you...
- 1766
- 01:25:28,422 --> 01:25:29,422
- Yeah?
- 1767
- 01:25:29,505 --> 01:25:31,088
- When you said that you were, um...
- 1768
- 01:25:31,630 --> 01:25:32,463
- You're kinky?
- 1769
- 01:25:33,047 --> 01:25:34,130
- Oh, that.
- 1770
- 01:25:34,505 --> 01:25:36,338
- Oh. That's just something I say.
- 1771
- 01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:40,255
- Huh, okay. Yeah.
- 1772
- 01:25:40,838 --> 01:25:41,755
- Or is it?
- 1773
- 01:25:48,588 --> 01:25:49,588
- Oh, man!
- 1774
- 01:25:58,838 --> 01:25:59,797
- Thank you.
- 1775
- 01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:02,672
- Now, my father would normally
- be making this introduction,
- 1776
- 01:26:02,755 --> 01:26:05,130
- but because of special circumstances,
- 1777
- 01:26:05,213 --> 01:26:08,463
- he is, for once,
- allowing someone else to get a word in.
- 1778
- 01:26:11,422 --> 01:26:14,922
- In a world of increasing competition
- and decreasing profits,
- 1779
- 01:26:15,005 --> 01:26:17,422
- sometimes you need a fresh perspective.
- 1780
- 01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,463
- Isn't that what you always say, Dad?
- 1781
- 01:26:19,547 --> 01:26:20,838
- When I can get a word in.
- 1782
- 01:26:23,130 --> 01:26:28,338
- So, we hired a woman who has achieved
- her success not by going by the book,
- 1783
- 01:26:28,422 --> 01:26:30,005
- but by trusting her gut.
- 1784
- 01:26:31,505 --> 01:26:34,088
- Someone who is not afraid
- to tell the truth,
- 1785
- 01:26:34,588 --> 01:26:36,213
- even if the truth hurts.
- 1786
- 01:26:36,297 --> 01:26:38,797
- Ladies and gentlemen, Maya Vargas.
- 1787
- 01:26:54,547 --> 01:26:55,505
- Thank you, Zoe.
- 1788
- 01:26:56,213 --> 01:26:57,172
- Anderson...
- 1789
- 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,255
- thank you for giving me a chance.
- 1790
- 01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:03,088
- Some people never get a chance
- 1791
- 01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:06,047
- because they can't afford
- the right education,
- 1792
- 01:27:06,130 --> 01:27:08,797
- or they don't have the degree
- to get in the right doors.
- 1793
- 01:27:10,547 --> 01:27:11,630
- And you're correct, Zoe.
- 1794
- 01:27:12,255 --> 01:27:16,588
- Maybe I am where I am today
- because I wasn't afraid to tell the truth.
- 1795
- 01:27:19,588 --> 01:27:20,630
- Even if it hurts.
- 1796
- 01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:24,755
- <i>And the truth is...</i>
- 1797
- 01:27:28,130 --> 01:27:29,213
- <i>The truth is...</i>
- 1798
- 01:27:32,255 --> 01:27:33,422
- The truth is a lie.
- 1799
- 01:27:36,255 --> 01:27:39,380
- For the past seven years,
- I've been an assistant manager
- 1800
- 01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:41,422
- at the local Value Shop in Ozone Park.
- 1801
- 01:27:42,338 --> 01:27:43,880
- My God. Oh, my God!
- 1802
- 01:27:45,047 --> 01:27:46,672
- I invented my resume.
- 1803
- 01:27:48,463 --> 01:27:49,713
- I never went to Wharton.
- 1804
- 01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:54,005
- I never even graduated from high school.
- 1805
- 01:27:54,797 --> 01:27:56,672
- - What?
- - Holy cow.
- 1806
- 01:27:56,755 --> 01:27:57,588
- Cool.
- 1807
- 01:27:58,338 --> 01:28:00,672
- I thought it was what I had to do
- to get in those doors.
- 1808
- 01:28:00,755 --> 01:28:02,338
- And there you are.
- 1809
- 01:28:02,422 --> 01:28:05,297
- I thought none of you would even
- look at me if you knew the truth.
- 1810
- 01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:07,297
- Because I thought I wasn't good enough.
- 1811
- 01:28:09,338 --> 01:28:11,005
- So I gave you a version of me.
- 1812
- 01:28:12,047 --> 01:28:13,505
- <i>But for better or for worse...</i>
- 1813
- 01:28:14,547 --> 01:28:16,297
- <i>I have to be who I really am.</i>
- 1814
- 01:28:18,297 --> 01:28:20,005
- <i>And I'm Maya Davilla.</i>
- 1815
- 01:28:20,630 --> 01:28:22,213
- <i>From Queens, New York.</i>
- 1816
- 01:28:23,422 --> 01:28:24,422
- <i>That's the real me.</i>
- 1817
- 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:28,713
- I'm sorry.
- 1818
- 01:28:29,713 --> 01:28:31,172
- I shouldn't have lied.
- 1819
- 01:28:33,047 --> 01:28:33,922
- To any of you.
- 1820
- 01:28:39,838 --> 01:28:41,088
- But this product...
- 1821
- 01:28:43,380 --> 01:28:44,422
- Not a lie.
- 1822
- 01:28:47,338 --> 01:28:48,255
- It's amazing.
- 1823
- 01:28:49,255 --> 01:28:50,505
- Chase, Ariana...
- 1824
- 01:28:51,505 --> 01:28:52,463
- it's all yours.
- 1825
- 01:28:53,088 --> 01:28:53,922
- What?
- 1826
- 01:29:37,838 --> 01:29:39,005
- Was it all a lie?
- 1827
- 01:29:41,005 --> 01:29:41,838
- Zoe.
- 1828
- 01:29:41,922 --> 01:29:45,380
- The stuff about the adoption agency.
- Them telling you not to look for me.
- 1829
- 01:29:46,338 --> 01:29:47,422
- Was that a lie, too?
- 1830
- 01:29:48,005 --> 01:29:49,130
- No, of course not.
- 1831
- 01:29:49,213 --> 01:29:51,297
- Well, how can I trust anything you say?
- 1832
- 01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:57,380
- Listen, this is why I tried calling you
- last night.
- 1833
- 01:29:58,255 --> 01:29:59,213
- I got my wish.
- 1834
- 01:30:00,297 --> 01:30:01,422
- I got my girl back.
- 1835
- 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,838
- But I realized something.
- 1836
- 01:30:03,922 --> 01:30:06,338
- Okay, no relationship built on a lie can--
- 1837
- 01:30:06,422 --> 01:30:07,338
- Bullshit.
- 1838
- 01:30:08,047 --> 01:30:12,713
- After my mom died, I put my entire life
- on hold to be there for my dad.
- 1839
- 01:30:13,338 --> 01:30:14,547
- That's what families do.
- 1840
- 01:30:15,088 --> 01:30:16,547
- I'm not leaving you.
- 1841
- 01:30:18,047 --> 01:30:19,755
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 1842
- 01:30:21,047 --> 01:30:22,005
- But I am.
- 1843
- 01:30:25,797 --> 01:30:26,630
- Zoe!
- 1844
- 01:30:37,422 --> 01:30:38,463
- <i>Dear Zoe.</i>
- 1845
- 01:30:39,297 --> 01:30:41,338
- <i>I know that many people believe in fate,</i>
- 1846
- 01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:44,713
- <i>and trust me,</i>
- <i>there are times I wish I was one of them.</i>
- 1847
- 01:30:46,672 --> 01:30:49,005
- <i>I believe we create our own fate,</i>
- 1848
- 01:30:49,088 --> 01:30:51,588
- <i>that our lives are shaped</i>
- <i>by a series of choices.</i>
- 1849
- 01:30:52,672 --> 01:30:57,838
- <i>♪ I've got some real estate</i>
- <i>here in my bag... ♪</i>
- 1850
- 01:30:58,755 --> 01:31:00,672
- <i>One decision leading to another,</i>
- 1851
- 01:31:01,130 --> 01:31:04,213
- <i>bringing us times of great joy</i>
- <i>or years of regret.</i>
- 1852
- 01:31:04,297 --> 01:31:07,338
- <i>Mrs. Wagner's pies</i>
- 1853
- 01:31:07,422 --> 01:31:14,338
- <i>♪ And we walked off to look for America ♪</i>
- 1854
- 01:31:19,672 --> 01:31:21,047
- <i>♪ Cathy, I said... ♪</i>
- 1855
- 01:31:21,130 --> 01:31:23,547
- <i>In the end, it's up to us.</i>
- 1856
- 01:31:24,047 --> 01:31:25,672
- <i>We get to write our own story.</i>
- 1857
- 01:31:26,463 --> 01:31:30,047
- <i>I've made some spectacularly awful choices</i>
- <i>in my life</i>
- 1858
- 01:31:30,422 --> 01:31:31,713
- <i>and two good ones.</i>
- 1859
- 01:31:32,463 --> 01:31:34,255
- <i>Alongside giving birth to you,</i>
- 1860
- 01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:37,630
- <i>the best decision I ever made</i>
- <i>was to give you up.</i>
- 1861
- 01:31:37,713 --> 01:31:39,130
- <i>♪ From Saginaw</i> ♪
- 1862
- 01:31:39,213 --> 01:31:46,005
- <i>♪ And I've come to look for America</i> ♪
- 1863
- 01:31:48,005 --> 01:31:50,463
- <i>♪ Laughing on the bus ♪</i>
- 1864
- 01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:53,338
- <i>♪ Playing games with our faces... ♪</i>
- 1865
- 01:31:53,422 --> 01:31:55,088
- <i>Because you never would've</i>
- <i>become you</i>
- 1866
- 01:31:55,172 --> 01:31:56,588
- <i>if it weren't for your parents.</i>
- 1867
- 01:31:56,672 --> 01:32:00,755
- <i>♪ She said the man in the gabardine suit</i>
- <i>Was a spy ♪</i>
- 1868
- 01:32:01,963 --> 01:32:07,755
- <i>♪ I said, be careful</i>
- <i>His bow tie is really a camera... ♪</i>
- 1869
- 01:32:08,422 --> 01:32:10,922
- <i>And because you're exactly</i>
- <i>the person I'd like to be...</i>
- 1870
- 01:32:11,422 --> 01:32:12,463
- <i>when I grow up.</i>
- 1871
- 01:32:13,380 --> 01:32:15,005
- <i>♪ Toss me a cigarette ♪</i>
- 1872
- 01:32:15,088 --> 01:32:18,463
- <i>♪ I think there's one in my raincoat... ♪</i>
- 1873
- 01:32:19,338 --> 01:32:22,880
- <i>You will always be the best thing</i>
- <i>that ever happened to me.</i>
- 1874
- 01:32:22,963 --> 01:32:25,922
- <i>♪ We smoked the last one an hour ago...</i> ♪
- 1875
- 01:32:26,005 --> 01:32:28,297
- <i>I'm sorry I messed it up. Again.</i>
- 1876
- 01:32:29,172 --> 01:32:32,255
- <i>♪ So I looked at the scenery</i> ♪
- 1877
- 01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:36,713
- <i>♪ She read her magazine ♪</i>
- 1878
- 01:32:36,797 --> 01:32:39,630
- <i>♪ And the moon rose ♪</i>
- 1879
- 01:32:39,713 --> 01:32:44,172
- <i>♪ Over an open field... ♪</i>
- 1880
- 01:32:47,588 --> 01:32:49,588
- THINKING ABOUT YOU ALWAYS...
- LOVE, MAYA.
- 1881
- 01:32:55,922 --> 01:32:57,672
- MONDAYMOMZ.COM
- 1882
- 01:32:57,755 --> 01:32:59,547
- So you did all this in one year?
- 1883
- 01:32:59,630 --> 01:33:00,630
- That's right.
- 1884
- 01:33:00,713 --> 01:33:02,172
- We created a nationwide service
- 1885
- 01:33:02,255 --> 01:33:05,422
- where consumers could shop for groceries
- locally from home.
- 1886
- 01:33:05,963 --> 01:33:08,088
- And all you need to join
- is an email address.
- 1887
- 01:33:08,172 --> 01:33:09,338
- And 20 bucks.
- 1888
- 01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:13,505
- You created an online store
- specifically designed for each member?
- 1889
- 01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:17,505
- Yeah. And our clients can even use their
- phone to pick out a specific cut of meat
- 1890
- 01:33:17,588 --> 01:33:20,213
- or a prepared salad
- or the third lemon from the back.
- 1891
- 01:33:21,255 --> 01:33:24,213
- My godson, Dilly, over there,
- created the app in between finals.
- 1892
- 01:33:24,713 --> 01:33:26,422
- He works here when he's not at Stanford.
- 1893
- 01:33:27,047 --> 01:33:28,172
- He's a genius.
- 1894
- 01:33:28,255 --> 01:33:31,713
- You basically said to Value Shop,
- "We're going to build a better mousetrap."
- 1895
- 01:33:31,797 --> 01:33:33,880
- And we said, "We'd like to partner."
- 1896
- 01:33:34,422 --> 01:33:36,338
- He's our little angel investor.
- 1897
- 01:33:36,797 --> 01:33:39,297
- He negotiated points on some
- convertible debt.
- 1898
- 01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:40,505
- It's a cute deal.
- 1899
- 01:33:42,088 --> 01:33:44,547
- <i>We spend half our lives</i>
- <i>looking back, wishing.</i>
- 1900
- 01:33:45,047 --> 01:33:46,588
- <i>If we'd only done it differently,</i>
- 1901
- 01:33:47,172 --> 01:33:48,297
- <i>chosen smarter,</i>
- 1902
- 01:33:49,338 --> 01:33:51,172
- <i>not made so many mistakes.</i>
- 1903
- 01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:53,172
- If he didn't eat it, then I wouldn't.
- 1904
- 01:33:53,255 --> 01:33:54,088
- Hi.
- 1905
- 01:33:54,172 --> 01:33:56,588
- Hi. Could we talk for a second?
- 1906
- 01:33:59,672 --> 01:34:00,505
- Yeah.
- 1907
- 01:34:12,338 --> 01:34:14,588
- So I got what you left on my doorstep.
- 1908
- 01:34:16,255 --> 01:34:17,297
- You really mean all this?
- 1909
- 01:34:19,630 --> 01:34:20,588
- Ask me anything.
- 1910
- 01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:23,463
- Okay.
- 1911
- 01:34:24,088 --> 01:34:24,963
- - Are you--
- - Yes.
- 1912
- 01:34:26,922 --> 01:34:28,713
- You don't know what I was gonna ask.
- 1913
- 01:34:28,922 --> 01:34:30,922
- Whatever the question is,
- the answer's yes.
- 1914
- 01:34:33,422 --> 01:34:35,630
- Did you really lose your daughter
- again?
- 1915
- 01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:39,088
- Yes.
- 1916
- 01:34:40,672 --> 01:34:42,797
- Are you ever gonna lie to me again?
- 1917
- 01:34:48,297 --> 01:34:49,172
- Yes.
- 1918
- 01:34:51,338 --> 01:34:52,755
- But that was the last time.
- 1919
- 01:34:52,838 --> 01:34:53,755
- Funny.
- 1920
- 01:34:57,213 --> 01:34:58,172
- Are you ready to...
- 1921
- 01:34:58,672 --> 01:34:59,713
- have a family?
- 1922
- 01:35:12,255 --> 01:35:13,630
- You are my family.
- 1923
- 01:35:16,213 --> 01:35:17,172
- So, yes.
- 1924
- 01:35:22,797 --> 01:35:23,630
- Sorry.
- 1925
- 01:35:23,713 --> 01:35:26,380
- This is broken. I'm just gonna... Okay.
- 1926
- 01:35:39,172 --> 01:35:40,297
- <i>But the truth is...</i>
- 1927
- 01:35:41,088 --> 01:35:42,463
- <i>our mistakes don't limit us.</i>
- 1928
- 01:35:43,422 --> 01:35:44,838
- <i>Only our fears do.</i>
- 1929
- 01:35:45,922 --> 01:35:48,922
- <i>And as unpredictable</i>
- <i>as this journey has been,</i>
- 1930
- 01:35:49,713 --> 01:35:52,088
- <i>I am so glad</i>
- <i>it finally led me back to you.</i>
- 1931
- 01:35:53,297 --> 01:35:54,672
- Congratulations.
- 1932
- 01:35:54,755 --> 01:35:56,338
- Your dad told me you were back.
- 1933
- 01:35:56,838 --> 01:35:57,672
- Welcome home.
- 1934
- 01:35:57,755 --> 01:35:58,588
- Thanks.
- 1935
- 01:35:59,588 --> 01:36:00,838
- You got your degree.
- 1936
- 01:36:03,338 --> 01:36:04,172
- Now what?
- 1937
- 01:36:07,255 --> 01:36:08,130
- I don't know.
- 1938
- 01:36:16,255 --> 01:36:17,922
- You think we could start over?
- 1939
- 01:36:20,922 --> 01:36:22,630
- I was thinking of going for a run.
- 1940
- 01:36:25,672 --> 01:36:26,547
- Okay.
- 1941
- 01:36:28,630 --> 01:36:30,047
- Do you want to come with me?
- 1942
- 01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:36,838
- Yeah.
- 1943
- 01:36:39,338 --> 01:36:40,255
- I'd like that.
- 1944
- 01:36:43,088 --> 01:36:43,922
- A lot.
- 1945
- 01:36:47,047 --> 01:36:53,463
- <i>♪ I couldn't fight anymore ♪</i>
- 1946
- 01:36:54,130 --> 01:36:55,797
- <i>♪ And I...</i> ♪
- 1947
- 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,088
- I'm about to cry.
- 1948
- 01:36:58,338 --> 01:37:00,338
- You guys are fricking pussies.
- 1949
- 01:37:00,422 --> 01:37:01,297
- Oh, come on.
- 1950
- 01:37:02,255 --> 01:37:03,505
- What? He said "fricking."
- 1951
- 01:37:03,963 --> 01:37:04,838
- It's progress.
- 1952
- 01:37:05,922 --> 01:37:07,588
- This time,
- I'm not gonna be as easy on you.
- 1953
- 01:37:07,672 --> 01:37:08,505
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Uh-huh.
- 1954
- 01:37:08,588 --> 01:37:09,797
- All right. Bring it.
- 1955
- 01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:15,422
- <i>♪ I wouldn't fight in this war...</i> ♪
- 1956
- 01:37:15,505 --> 01:37:20,713
- <i>Every day you wake up and have</i>
- <i>a second chance to do whatever you want,</i>
- 1957
- 01:37:20,797 --> 01:37:22,297
- <i>to be whoever you want.</i>
- 1958
- 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,463
- <i>The only thing stopping you...</i>
- 1959
- 01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:26,297
- <i>is you.</i>
- 1960
- 01:37:26,380 --> 01:37:29,797
- <i>♪ No, no, no, no, no, no crying</i> ♪
- 1961
- 01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,755
- <i>♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪</i>
- 1962
- 01:37:31,838 --> 01:37:33,338
- <i>♪ I told myself ♪</i>
- 1963
- 01:37:33,422 --> 01:37:38,880
- <i>♪ I had to be a different someone ♪</i>
- 1964
- 01:37:38,963 --> 01:37:41,505
- <i>♪ In order to win at a war ♪</i>
- 1965
- 01:37:41,588 --> 01:37:46,172
- <i>♪ I had already won ♪</i>
- 1966
- 01:37:46,547 --> 01:37:48,130
- <i>♪ Yeah, I'd given up ♪</i>
- 1967
- 01:37:48,213 --> 01:37:53,838
- <i>♪ On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪</i>
- 1968
- 01:37:53,922 --> 01:37:55,838
- <i>♪ But look at me now ♪</i>
- 1969
- 01:37:55,922 --> 01:38:00,922
- <i>♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 1970
- 01:38:01,005 --> 01:38:02,213
- <i>♪ I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 1971
- 01:38:02,297 --> 01:38:03,213
- <i>♪ Look at me now ♪</i>
- 1972
- 01:38:03,297 --> 01:38:09,463
- <i>♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 1973
- 01:38:09,547 --> 01:38:15,547
- <i>♪ I am a woman who roars ♪</i>
- 1974
- 01:38:16,713 --> 01:38:22,297
- <i>♪ Nobody opened my doors ♪</i>
- 1975
- 01:38:23,672 --> 01:38:27,338
- <i>♪ Yeah, I am a woman ♪</i>
- 1976
- 01:38:27,422 --> 01:38:30,963
- <i>♪ Saying I want more ♪</i>
- 1977
- 01:38:31,047 --> 01:38:37,672
- <i>♪ So give me what I'm asking for ♪</i>
- 1978
- 01:38:39,255 --> 01:38:44,922
- <i>♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no crying ♪</i>
- 1979
- 01:38:45,005 --> 01:38:46,672
- <i>♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪</i>
- 1980
- 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:48,088
- <i>♪ I told myself ♪</i>
- 1981
- 01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:54,005
- <i>♪ I had to be a different someone ♪</i>
- 1982
- 01:38:54,088 --> 01:38:56,588
- <i>♪ In order to win at a war ♪</i>
- 1983
- 01:38:56,672 --> 01:39:01,213
- <i>♪ I had already won ♪</i>
- 1984
- 01:39:01,297 --> 01:39:03,047
- <i>♪ Yeah, I'd given up ♪</i>
- 1985
- 01:39:03,130 --> 01:39:08,755
- <i>♪ On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪</i>
- 1986
- 01:39:08,838 --> 01:39:10,797
- <i>♪ But look at me now ♪</i>
- 1987
- 01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:15,838
- <i>♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 1988
- 01:39:15,922 --> 01:39:17,088
- <i>♪ I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 1989
- 01:39:17,172 --> 01:39:18,338
- <i>♪ Look at me now ♪</i>
- 1990
- 01:39:18,422 --> 01:39:24,797
- <i>♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 1991
- 01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:26,547
- <i>♪ I made it home ♪</i>
- 1992
- 01:39:26,630 --> 01:39:29,380
- <i>♪ I made it known ♪</i>
- 1993
- 01:39:29,922 --> 01:39:32,172
- <i>♪ I am here to stay ♪</i>
- 1994
- 01:39:32,255 --> 01:39:34,213
- <i>♪ I made it home ♪</i>
- 1995
- 01:39:34,297 --> 01:39:36,838
- <i>♪ I made it known ♪</i>
- 1996
- 01:39:37,422 --> 01:39:39,755
- <i>♪ I am here to stay ♪</i>
- 1997
- 01:39:39,838 --> 01:39:45,005
- <i>♪ I made it home ♪</i>
- 1998
- 01:39:45,088 --> 01:39:49,338
- <i>♪ I told myself</i>
- <i>I had to be a different someone ♪</i>
- 1999
- 01:39:49,422 --> 01:39:52,672
- <i>♪ A different someone</i>
- <i>A different someone ♪</i>
- 2000
- 01:39:52,755 --> 01:39:56,797
- <i>♪ In order to win at a war</i>
- <i>I had already won ♪</i>
- 2001
- 01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:59,213
- <i>♪ I had already won ♪</i>
- 2002
- 01:39:59,713 --> 01:40:04,297
- <i>♪ Yeah, I'd given up</i>
- <i>On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪</i>
- 2003
- 01:40:04,380 --> 01:40:07,088
- <i>♪ I'll never give up, no ♪</i>
- 2004
- 01:40:07,172 --> 01:40:09,047
- <i>♪ But look at me now ♪</i>
- 2005
- 01:40:09,130 --> 01:40:13,922
- <i>♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 2006
- 01:40:14,005 --> 01:40:15,255
- <i>♪ I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 2007
- 01:40:15,338 --> 01:40:16,422
- <i>♪ Look at me now ♪</i>
- 2008
- 01:40:16,505 --> 01:40:19,297
- <i>♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 2009
- 01:40:19,380 --> 01:40:23,547
- <i>♪ Yeah, I'm limitless ♪</i>
- 2010
- 01:40:39,005 --> 01:40:41,755
- <i>♪ I was drowning in the water ♪</i>
- 2011
- 01:40:45,713 --> 01:40:48,797
- <i>♪ Holding on against the tide ♪</i>
- 2012
- 01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:55,213
- <i>♪ Every day kept getting longer ♪</i>
- 2013
- 01:40:59,213 --> 01:41:02,047
- <i>♪ Never had the time to cry ♪</i>
- 2014
- 01:41:05,630 --> 01:41:08,755
- <i>♪ But I'm on a new horizon ♪</i>
- 2015
- 01:41:12,130 --> 01:41:15,130
- <i>♪ You're the answer that I found ♪</i>
- 2016
- 01:41:18,922 --> 01:41:22,297
- <i>♪ And for once I don't feel frightened ♪</i>
- 2017
- 01:41:25,672 --> 01:41:28,380
- <i>♪ Because you turned my world around ♪</i>
- 2018
- 01:41:29,297 --> 01:41:35,047
- <i>♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪</i>
- 2019
- 01:41:35,588 --> 01:41:38,422
- <i>♪ I'm never looking back ♪</i>
- 2020
- 01:41:42,547 --> 01:41:48,338
- <i>♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪</i>
- 2021
- 01:41:49,047 --> 01:41:51,588
- <i>♪ This time, it's gonna last ♪</i>
- 2022
- 01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,755
- <i>♪ There's always pain inside the glory ♪</i>
- 2023
- 01:42:11,422 --> 01:42:14,297
- <i>♪ There's always lies beneath the truth ♪</i>
- 2024
- 01:42:17,797 --> 01:42:21,422
- <i>♪ But it's a happy ending story ♪</i>
- 2025
- 01:42:22,338 --> 01:42:27,213
- <i>♪ I'm... I'm the living proof ♪</i>
- 2026
- 01:42:28,005 --> 01:42:33,505
- <i>♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪</i>
- 2027
- 01:42:34,047 --> 01:42:36,547
- <i>♪ I'm never looking back ♪</i>
- 2028
- 01:42:38,797 --> 01:42:39,838
- <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
- 2029
- 01:42:40,755 --> 01:42:46,297
- <i>♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪</i>
- 2030
- 01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:50,047
- <i>♪ This time it's gonna last ♪</i>
- 2031
- 01:42:53,047 --> 01:42:55,755
- <i>♪ Oh, yes, it is ♪</i>
- 2032
- 01:43:06,588 --> 01:43:10,838
- <i>♪ I'm on the other side ♪</i>
- 2033
- 01:43:11,672 --> 01:43:15,297
- <i>♪ The other side of love ♪</i>
- 2034
- 01:43:19,422 --> 01:43:24,297
- <i>♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪</i>
- 2035
- 01:43:24,922 --> 01:43:28,255
- <i>♪ This time, it's gonna last ♪</i>
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