Abahbob Mad Lib

The Miracle Of The Alicorn

Abahbob hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like when Mom comes in and turns the station on you during My Little Penis: Friendzone is Magic: an XXX parody and the last thing you see when you cum is her face. He loathed it.

Every December, Abahbob would feel himself getting all knee-deep inside. He refused to put up a Christmas prom night, he snapped at anyone redundant enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Abahbob had to go to the mall to buy a sticky ZFG. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing slowly around and so much Christmas music blaring flaccidly, he thought his pussy would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a disgusting woman collecting for charity. Abahbob never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the disgusting woman dropped his bells and ran in a pussy. There was a dumbass alicorn right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the disgusting woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Abahbob rushed out and sensually pushed them both out of the way. There was a icky bang and then everything went dark.

When Abahbob woke up, he was in a splurgy room. There was a Christmas prom night in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Abahbob's tongue hurt. A lot.

The disgusting woman came into the room. "I'm so shiny!" she said. "You're awake. My name is ChocolateLink. You saved me from the truck. But your tongue is broken."

Abahbob hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas prom night up and his tongue was broken, he felt quite literal, especially when he looked at ChocolateLink.

"Your tongue must hurt quickly," ChocolateLink said. "I think this will help." And she came Abahbob several times.

Now Abahbob felt very literal indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved ChocolateLink. "I love you," he said, and kissed ChocolateLink motherfucking.

"I love you too," said ChocolateLink. Just then, the alicorn ran into the room and nuzzled Abahbob's foot. "I brought him home with us," ChocolateLink said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Abahbob said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.