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- >Day ??? in Equestria
- >Be Anon
- >And you're just starting to come to.
- >A has come to.
- >Yes.
- >You grunt, letting Applejack know you're alive.
- >"Anon? You're not hurt, are ya?"
- "I'm alright."
- >You slowly start to get up.
- "Urgh..."
- >Turns out the spell accidentally broke your foot.
- >Hurts like hell.
- >"Oof...guess Twilight did a number on ya, didn't she?"
- >You sighed.
- "Yep. Turns out long-distance teleportation is only safe for the caster."
- >She nodded. "Ah told her that it was a bad idea, but the girl wouldn't listen."
- >Shaking your head, you gave a chuckle.
- "Meh, it works."
- >You grunted as the pain in your leg started to flare up.
- "I mean, besides the whole making my foot limp thing and all."
- >She sighed. "Welp, hopefully you'll get better soon."
- >You nodded.
- >Hmm..
- >You glanced at your phone/brick/whatever.
- "Anyway...I gotta head out."
- >"Where ya headed?"
- "To Pinkie Pie's. Still got a job to do."
- >She tilted her head.
- >Ruh-roh, were you not clear?
- "What?"
- >"Who's Pinkie Pie?"
- >Okay.
- >The absurdity of that question caught you offguard.
- >You laughed.
- "Bahahahah...'Who's Pinkie Pie?'"
- >She scowled.
- >"Seriously, 'Non. Who is Pinkie Pie?"
- >Oh shit she's serious.
- >You'd laugh even harder, but it's not like Applejack to lie about this stuff.
- >Maybe for a one-line joke.
- >But not like this.
- "Uh, pink hair pink mane? Bounces a ton, talks a kiloton?"
- >"Eenope."
- "Throws a ton of parties?"
- >"Can't say ah know her."
- >Oh boy.
- "Let me guess. You've got amnesia?"
- >She shook her head. "Nope. Anon, are y'all sure ya didn't hit your noggin on th' ground when you teleported here?"
- >Ohhhhhh boy.
- "I'm pretty sure. Unless..."
- >You try to think about where Twilight was going to send you.
- >Probably just to somewhere close to here.
- >However, this was a spell she hadn't tried before...
- >...!
- "Uh, okay. I need to check something. See you later, Applejack."
- >And you make your way back to Ponyville and over to Sugarcube Corner.
- >But as you walk up to the door, you are blinded by a hoof over your eyes.
- >And you hear a distinct giggling as the other hoof embraces your torso in a tight hug.
- >"Hey Nonny! Guess who?"
- >Phew, at least you're not completely crazy.
- "George Washington," you state, jokingly.
- >"Nope!" she giggled, her hold on you growing.
- "Princess Celestia."
- >"I wish."
- >You would have shaken your head were it not being held in place by Pinkie.
- "Evil Emperor Zurg."
- >"Not even close!"
- "Pinkie Pie, I know it's you," you finally say.
- >That joke was starting to get old.
- >"Wow, you're way off."
- >Wait what.
- "Then who the fuck-"
- >It's about this time that you noticed that your feet were no longer on the ground.
- >...
- >Wait WHAT.
- "WHY ARE MY FEET NOT ON THE GROUND?" you yell out of fear.
- >"C'mon, Nonny, don'tcha recognize me?" asked the pony that was apparently not Pinkie.
- "APPARENTLY NOT."
- >You struggle to break free, not even caring that you're gonna fall.
- >However, you're soon restrained by the hoof that was formerly on your eyes.
- >Okay.
- >Thank FUCK you can at least see clearly.
- >You look down.
- "Don't look down~"
- >Too fucking late for that.
- >Yep, sure enough you're in the fucking air.
- >How the fuck-
- "If you're not Pinkie then who the fuck-"
- >"Pinkie" turned your body around so she could see you face to face.
- >And...well..
- "Surprise!"
- "What? What happen?"
- >"That's my name, silly!"
- >Oh.
- "Oh."
- >Okay, that's-
- "Wait what."
- >Sure enough, it's a pony that looks almost exactly like Pinkie.
- >If Pinkie were blonde and white and a fucking pegasus.
- >Okay.
- >You take a minute to let that sink in.
- >This is Ponk.
- >Except she's calling herself Surprise for some reason.
- >And she's also a pegasus and not pink.
- >You shook your head.
- "Okay, Pink- I mean, Surprise. What in the WORLD is going on?"
- >"Well, okay so I woke up at like 6 in the morning to get supplies for the party later this evening, and-"
- "No I mean, like-"
- >But before you could stop her, she started to ramble.
- >"-and then I went back to Sugarcube Corner to help Mr. and Mrs. Cake with baking and-"
- "Pinkie."
- >"THEN I went with Applejack to go visit-"
- "PINKIE!" you yell.
- >After she stops rambling, you finish what you were trying to say.
- "Where AM I?"
- >"Riiight here!"
- >FUCKS SAKE
- "Okay, y'know what? I need answers, you're not getting them to me. I know for a fact you're not answering them. Where's Twilight?"
- >She pointed to where a hole in the ground should be.
- >There's no hole in the ground.
- >There IS a treehouse, though.
- >Not a castle, a treehouse.
- >You don't remember ever seeing one of those in Equestria.
- >"She's at home. Wait..."
- >She narrowed her eyes.
- >"Weren't you doing an experiment with her earlier this morning?"
- "Actually, yes, but I think something went horribly wrong."
- >She shrugged. "She tends to do that."
- >No kidding.
- >"Ooh! We should go visit her and tell her everything's just super-dandy!"
- >Before you can say otherwise you find yourself whisked away to Not-Friendship Castle.
- >The interior of what you're dubbing Starbutt Treehouse is pretty much what you'd expect from a house built into a giant-ass tree.
- >Roomy as fuck, candle-lit, wood all over the place.
- >Feels kinda cozy, you gotta admit.
- >Once you and Surprise landed in the front door, you look around.
- >Books are littered all across the shelves.
- >MAN, Twilight's got a problem.
- >"TWILIGHT!" yelled Surprise. "YOU IN THERE?!"
- >You hear a quiet voice come from upstairs.
- >"Shhh! Surprise, you're in a library!"
- >Alright, here goes nothing.
- "YEAH, BLONDIE, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
- >Surprise looked at you in shock, prompting you to wonder what you said.
- >Usually that gets Pinkie to chuckle.
- >"'Blondie?' Not even -you- call me that."
- "Well, see, there's a reason-"
- >You hear a couple of hoofsteps come bounding down the stairs.
- >And that's when you see her.
- >A pink unicorn with white hair, with a dark purple streak.
- >That CAN'T be Twilight.
- >"Anon? You're alright!" she says, in the normal Twilight voice.
- >OH GOD IT IS.
- >Okay, play it cool.
- >Gather as much info as you possibly can.
- >Assess the situation.
- >Don't fuck this up.
- "Uhhh..."
- >I said don't fuck this up.
- "Okay, this is gonna be incredibly awkward."
- >"Well? Where did the spell send you?"
- >Okay, so she sent "Anon" to somewhere.
- >She's assuming you're HIM.
- "Well, here's the thing. The teleportation spell sent me to Sweet Apple Acres."
- >She tilted her head.
- "Y'know, the apple farm?"
- >"You're thinking of Big Apple Orchard."
- >Oh great.
- "Whatever. Problem is, you didn't cast that spell. Someone else did."
- >She blinked. "Oh? So wait...you were at the Golden Oak when I cast the spell. It sent you to Big Apple Orchard, but you remember somepony else doing it."
- "Yeah. Someone else named Twilight. See, here's the problem - I'm Anon, but I'm not actually -your- Anon."
- >They gasped. "T-Then...where are you from?"
- >You paused for dramatic effect.
- "I am from another world. Another Equestria."
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