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  1. [10:00 PM] A head full of static: is electrocuted and lies on the floor near rea, twitching from the shock
  2. [10:01 PM] the sacrifice: dries off rea and presses the paddles to her chest
  3. [10:01 PM] the sacrifice: CLEAR
  4. [10:01 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: HA
  5. [10:01 PM] papi sacerdote: [Weird robotic noises] AH FUCK
  6. [10:02 PM] the sacrifice: REA!
  7. [10:02 PM] A head full of static: is still twitching and pretty much fried
  8. [10:02 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: HAhaha
  9. [10:02 PM] the sacrifice: lifts up rea's head
  10. [10:02 PM] papi sacerdote: i will let out my anger once we take that fried fish out
  11. [10:02 PM] the sacrifice: are you okay
  12. [10:03 PM] A head full of static: agokaogkaoks
  13. [10:03 PM] papi sacerdote: am i ever
  14. [10:03 PM] the sacrifice: WAIT AVE HOLY FUCK
  15. [10:03 PM] the sacrifice: drops rea
  16. [10:03 PM] the sacrifice: SCOOTS OVER TO AVE
  17. [10:03 PM] papi sacerdote: //stares at ave/// well that’s unfortunate
  18. [10:03 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Punch em in the face.
  19. [10:03 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: With your face.
  20. [10:03 PM] papi sacerdote: who’s a doctor here?
  21. [10:03 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: As a bowling ball
  22. [10:03 PM] papi sacerdote: i’d gladly punch you in the face
  23. [10:03 PM] the sacrifice: touches aves tv head
  24. [10:03 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: I am a licences medical practitioner.
  25. [10:04 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Which means I'm still practicing.
  26. [10:04 PM] papi sacerdote: that is a lie
  27. [10:04 PM] A head full of static: there is a big ol crack in the middle of the screen from which static goop is dripping from
  28. [10:04 PM] papi sacerdote: //kneels over ave//
  29. [10:04 PM] papi sacerdote: //takes out napkin
  30. [10:04 PM] papi sacerdote: //wipes the goo
  31. [10:04 PM] the sacrifice: oh no,,
  32. [10:04 PM] the sacrifice: I can heal him!!
  33. [10:04 PM] the sacrifice: it'll be okay
  34. [10:04 PM] the sacrifice: ave can you hear me
  35. [10:04 PM] the sacrifice: im gonna heal you right now
  36. [10:05 PM] papi sacerdote: just heal him you EGG!
  37. [10:05 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Ali is an egg
  38. [10:05 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Haha
  39. [10:05 PM] the sacrifice: crying a bit sHut up potato head
  40. [10:05 PM] A head full of static: more gibbering sounds
  41. [10:05 PM] the sacrifice: places hands on ave and slowly heal
  42. [10:05 PM] the sacrifice: you'll be alright
  43. [10:05 PM] A head full of static: still twitching
  44. [10:06 PM] the sacrifice: im a professional
  45. [10:06 PM] the sacrifice: press hands harder upon and heal more
  46. [10:06 PM] the sacrifice: ssshit
  47. [10:06 PM] A head full of static: more static goop shoots out a but pressurized now(edited)
  48. [10:07 PM] the sacrifice: okok-
  49. [10:07 PM] the sacrifice: it's working
  50. [10:07 PM] papi sacerdote: //throws the napkin on aves screen
  51. [10:07 PM] A head full of static: also business cards made of black plastic are shot out so fast they make holes in the screen and embed themselves in the roof(edited)
  52. [10:07 PM] the sacrifice: !!
  53. [10:07 PM] the sacrifice: what the FUCK
  54. [10:08 PM] papi sacerdote: oh jesus
  55. [10:08 PM] the sacrifice: check one of the cards as I heal him
  56. [10:08 PM] the sacrifice: heals ave slowly but surely
  57. [10:08 PM] papi sacerdote: ave nows not the time to shoot out subliminal messages
  58. [10:08 PM] papi sacerdote: //extends up and grabs a card
  59. [10:09 PM] A head full of static: the cards all have the message "YOU FUCKED UP" in big white block lettering on the fronts of them(edited)
  60. [10:09 PM] papi sacerdote: //drops card
  61. [10:09 PM] papi sacerdote: alin
  62. [10:09 PM] papi sacerdote: good luck
  63. [10:09 PM] the sacrifice: yea?
  64. [10:09 PM] the sacrifice: wh-
  65. [10:09 PM] papi sacerdote: //backs away slowly
  66. [10:09 PM] the sacrifice: what do you mean
  67. [10:09 PM] the sacrifice: looks back at ave
  68. [10:10 PM] A head full of static: the cards starts flying out faster and faster till just shower of black plastic and white letters cover me(edited)
  69. [10:10 PM] the sacrifice: ?!?
  70. [10:10 PM] the sacrifice: continue to heal, but I'm shaky now
  71. [10:10 PM] the sacrifice: ssshit
  72. [10:11 PM] papi sacerdote: //watching from a distance
  73. [10:12 PM] TQ: ...........
  74. [10:12 PM] the sacrifice: AVE
  75. [10:12 PM] the sacrifice: can you hear me
  76. [10:12 PM] papi sacerdote: //grabs tq and runs
  77. [10:12 PM] TQ: slowly walks over with a first aid kit
  78. [10:12 PM] TQ: sets it down next to Alin
  79. [10:12 PM] A head full of static: the burns are healed and the spasms have stopped
  80. [10:13 PM] the sacrifice: ....
  81. [10:13 PM] A head full of static: the cards keep pouring out(edited)
  82. [10:13 PM] papi sacerdote: god samnit
  83. [10:13 PM] the sacrifice: slowly pulls hands away and check one of the cards
  84. [10:13 PM] papi sacerdote: //slowly steps by
  85. [10:13 PM] papi sacerdote: oh dear
  86. [10:15 PM] A head full of static: they read now "YOU STILL FUCKED UP" and "PREPARE TO GET A VISIT FROM OUR M- PRESID- CEO FUCK IT YOUR JUST GONNA GET AN APPEARANCE FROM THE BOSS SWEETSHEETS"(edited)
  87. [10:15 PM] the sacrifice: ??
  88. [10:15 PM] the sacrifice: what the FUCK
  89. [10:15 PM] papi sacerdote: t-th....t-the boss?
  90. [10:16 PM] TQ: ????
  91. [10:16 PM] papi sacerdote: alin what have you done
  92. [10:16 PM] A head full of static: the cards now start to amass together into a a blob shape
  93. [10:17 PM] the sacrifice: aaAAAH-
  94. [10:17 PM] the sacrifice: REA RUN
  95. [10:17 PM] TQ: runs as well
  96. [10:17 PM] TQ: ALIN WHAT DID YOU DO
  97. [10:17 PM] the sacrifice: REA GO WITH TQ
  98. [10:17 PM] the sacrifice: SHOVE
  99. [10:19 PM] papi sacerdote: //standing there petrified
  100. [10:19 PM] TQ: AAAAAAA
  101. [10:19 PM] the sacrifice: push rea more
  102. [10:19 PM] the sacrifice: gO
  103. [10:19 PM] the sacrifice: stand infront of then
  104. [10:19 PM] A head full of static: as the card keep pouring out of the screen the blob stars to take a more human like shape getting much taller and thinner
  105. [10:19 PM] the sacrifice: FUCK IT
  106. [10:19 PM] the sacrifice: ohhh Jesus Christ
  107. [10:20 PM] papi sacerdote: //whispers// s-stay quiet
  108. [10:20 PM] the sacrifice: nod
  109. [10:20 PM] A head full of static: sprouting arms made of black plastic cards form soon then the legs
  110. [10:20 PM] the sacrifice: ..,,
  111. [10:21 PM] A head full of static: creating an odd creature with no head made of moving black plastic cards
  112. [10:21 PM] the sacrifice: standing there fearfully
  113. [10:21 PM] A head full of static: the creature just kinda stumbles a bit falling over
  114. [10:21 PM] A head full of static: its actually really short
  115. [10:21 PM] the sacrifice: ...o-oh-
  116. [10:21 PM] A head full of static: like shorter then alin
  117. [10:21 PM] the sacrifice: slowly walk ovee
  118. [10:21 PM] the sacrifice: haha-
  119. [10:22 PM] A head full of static: its kind of sad really
  120. [10:22 PM] the sacrifice: w-why hello there
  121. [10:22 PM] the sacrifice: you uh,,, good there?
  122. [10:22 PM] A head full of static: it starts pulling what looks like a cane made of cards from the mass
  123. [10:22 PM] papi sacerdote: //attempts to call out for alin but refrains
  124. [10:22 PM] TQ: ...
  125. [10:22 PM] the sacrifice: holds a hand out
  126. [10:22 PM] the sacrifice: I don't bite
  127. [10:23 PM] TQ: walks up slowly behind the thing but doesn't do anything else
  128. [10:23 PM] papi sacerdote: the dude: i do //yoinks off alins hand ))
  129. [10:23 PM] A head full of static: and with its other hand it starts sticking its arm down its torso through where a neck would be
  130. [10:23 PM] the sacrifice: ((lmaO))
  131. [10:23 PM] the sacrifice: ..,,,o-oh
  132. [10:23 PM] papi sacerdote: //slowly backs away
  133. [10:24 PM] the sacrifice: uh-
  134. [10:24 PM] TQ: pulls axe out but doesn't swing
  135. [10:24 PM] the sacrifice: deathglare tq
  136. [10:25 PM] the sacrifice: mouth out but doesnt speak 'do not.'
  137. [10:25 PM] papi sacerdote: ///aggressively motions tq to come to me
  138. [10:25 PM] TQ: glares back and mouths It's just in case
  139. [10:25 PM] satan sauce toothpaste: looks in
  140. [10:25 PM] A head full of static: and slowly pulls out what looks like a small television
  141. [10:25 PM] A head full of static: that looks like this https://ak0.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/18696650/thumb/1.jpg
  142. [10:26 PM] the sacrifice: blink and smile
  143. [10:26 PM] the sacrifice: aw
  144. [10:26 PM] A head full of static: "ahem"
  145. [10:27 PM] A head full of static: "where the fuck am i" despite its height and earlier demeanor its voice is gruff like that of somone who frequently smokes cigars all being played through an old tv set
  146. [10:28 PM] papi sacerdote: //nervously waves at the creature, trying to seem polite
  147. [10:28 PM] the sacrifice: youre uh,, um
  148. [10:28 PM] the sacrifice: nevermind that, who are you?
  149. [10:28 PM] the sacrifice: my name is alin-
  150. [10:28 PM] papi sacerdote: C-Can city, sir!
  151. [10:28 PM] papi sacerdote: ((hey wifi maybe u should fuckign work))
  152. [10:28 PM] TQ: quickly puts axe own
  153. [10:28 PM] A head full of static: the creature looks around "shut the fuck up"
  154. [10:29 PM] TQ: (Lmfao same)
  155. [10:29 PM] papi sacerdote: i’m standing on my dresser right now to get wifi))
  156. [10:29 PM] the sacrifice: ((I FUCKING CHOKED))
  157. [10:29 PM] A head full of static: "do you fucking understand why i'm here?"
  158. [10:29 PM] the sacrifice: well damn- show some kindness at least-
  159. [10:29 PM] A head full of static: "do you?"
  160. [10:29 PM] the sacrifice: no I fucking don't tell me you sassy bitch
  161. [10:29 PM] papi sacerdote: //shakes head anxiously
  162. [10:29 PM] A head full of static: "well"
  163. [10:29 PM] the sacrifice: ((there's two people))
  164. [10:29 PM] papi sacerdote: (( AL I N))
  165. [10:29 PM] the sacrifice: ((LMAO))
  166. [10:30 PM] the sacrifice: ((THERE'S TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS REALM))
  167. [10:30 PM] A head full of static: the small tv head slowly walks up to you it's an odd sight seeing as how his body is made of black plastic cards
  168. [10:30 PM] A head full of static: "someone here"
  169. [10:30 PM] the sacrifice: ..,,
  170. sweat kinda anxiously but keeps my ground
  171. [10:31 PM] TQ: ...
  172. [10:31 PM] A head full of static: "keeps, and i know this will be hard for you to understand but please try to keep up"
  173. [10:31 PM] the sacrifice: ((I'M JUST IMAGIJIN MYSELF GETTIMG BEATEN UP BY THIS SHORT FRY AND REA LAUGJING RLY HARD)(
  174. [10:31 PM] papi sacerdote: //anxious nodding
  175. [10:31 PM] A head full of static: "someone here KEEPS BREAKING MY FUCKING ASSETS!"
  176. [10:31 PM] the sacrifice: ((im LAUGHING MY ASS OFF))
  177. [10:31 PM] the sacrifice: well sir, let me be honest with you
  178. [10:31 PM] papi sacerdote: //snorts
  179. [10:31 PM] the sacrifice: and keep down the fucking sass
  180. [10:32 PM] the sacrifice: but I did by accident but I healed him
  181. [10:32 PM] A head full of static: the creature turns its head to rea
  182. [10:32 PM] the sacrifice: I take the blame for this
  183. [10:33 PM] A head full of static: "bingo bitch"
  184. [10:33 PM] the sacrifice: pull out hand
  185. [10:33 PM] the sacrifice: holds it and glare
  186. [10:34 PM] TQ: looks at Alin shoulD I...
  187. [10:34 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: I smell cigar smoke, they must be important.
  188. [10:34 PM] papi sacerdote: p-pleasure to meet you...?
  189. [10:34 PM] the sacrifice: growl and slowly go to reas side
  190. [10:34 PM] A head full of static: the cards raise into the air making the creature much much taller
  191. [10:34 PM] the sacrifice: !!
  192. [10:34 PM] papi sacerdote: ((to be fair ave is the one who electrocuted himself
  193. [10:34 PM] the sacrifice: clutch reas hand
  194. [10:34 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: (True)
  195. [10:34 PM] the sacrifice: oh FUCK-
  196. [10:34 PM] A head full of static: ((you could saythat ya know))
  197. [10:34 PM] papi sacerdote: h-heh,,,h-heheh,
  198. [10:34 PM] papi sacerdote: ((i was going to
  199. [10:34 PM] papi sacerdote: ((and i will
  200. [10:34 PM] papi sacerdote: s-sir
  201. [10:34 PM] A head full of static: "shut the fuck up"
  202. [10:35 PM] the sacrifice: WHY DON'T YOU??
  203. [10:35 PM] papi sacerdote: t-this is none of our faults if you’d just LISTEN!-
  204. [10:35 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Excuse me card man that smells like Brandy and paperwork.
  205. [10:35 PM] the sacrifice: angry glare
  206. [10:35 PM] TQ: O]{ay I'm gonna Do it
  207. [10:35 PM] TQ: swings axe
  208. [10:35 PM] A head full of static: the creature while being about 8 feet in height still manages to lean down to alins eye level without bending it's knees
  209. [10:35 PM] the sacrifice: tQ-
  210. [10:35 PM] the sacrifice: AAAH-
  211. [10:35 PM] the sacrifice: looks at and blink
  212. [10:35 PM] papi sacerdote: //squeaks// ave shocked himself with water
  213. [10:36 PM] A head full of static: "wait"
  214. [10:36 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: I believe that Rea here is trying to explain what happened here. Now shut up and listen ya piece of card trash.
  215. [10:36 PM] A head full of static: "he did what"
  216. [10:36 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Yes they did exactly that.
  217. [10:36 PM] the sacrifice: y-y-yea(edited)
  218. [10:36 PM] A head full of static: the creature ignores witch
  219. [10:36 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Oh yayyy
  220. [10:36 PM] papi sacerdote: he threw water on me, you see, and in order to get me back up he tried to SHOCK ME, which electrocuted HIM
  221. [10:36 PM] the sacrifice: he electrocuted himself while trying to help rea-
  222. [10:36 PM] papi sacerdote: we tried to get him back up, we swear!
  223. [10:36 PM] A head full of static: "..."
  224. [10:36 PM] the sacrifice: I tried to heal him which worked but,,
  225. [10:36 PM] papi sacerdote: s-sorry sir
  226. [10:37 PM] the sacrifice: then you came out and-
  227. [10:37 PM] the sacrifice: that's why we're here now
  228. [10:37 PM] the sacrifice: sorry for any inconvenience sir
  229. [10:37 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Why you callin this person sir.
  230. [10:37 PM] A head full of static: it goes back to standing at its full height tapping it head/tv
  231. [10:37 PM] the sacrifice: ...
  232. [10:37 PM] A head full of static: "well fucking shit"
  233. [10:37 PM] the sacrifice: sigh of relief
  234. [10:37 PM] papi sacerdote: it’s just a little mistake on both of our parts , r-right?
  235. [10:37 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Nah
  236. [10:37 PM] A head full of static: the cuts on alins hand heal up instantly
  237. [10:38 PM] the sacrifice: !
  238. [10:38 PM] A head full of static: "mistake yes"
  239. [10:38 PM] TQ: Oh
  240. [10:38 PM] the sacrifice: smile a bit and whisper to rea
  241. [10:38 PM] papi sacerdote: we do plan to prevent any misconceptions in the future,
  242. [10:38 PM] the sacrifice: I think I love this dude now
  243. [10:38 PM] A head full of static: "mind you its not going to be the cards if my asset is broken next time"
  244. [10:38 PM] papi sacerdote: //nods frantically
  245. [10:38 PM] papi sacerdote: i understand !
  246. [10:38 PM] A head full of static: "im can hear you brainless shit heads"
  247. [10:38 PM] TQ: Is that a threat?
  248. [10:38 PM] the sacrifice: uH-
  249. [10:39 PM] A head full of static: "it's fine i am great"
  250. [10:39 PM] the sacrifice: SMILE ANXIOUSLY
  251. [10:39 PM] the sacrifice: ((alin, dazed: I think I'm in love
  252. mr. static: shut the fuck up over there))
  253. [10:39 PM] A head full of static: he snaps his fingers made of cards
  254. [10:39 PM] papi sacerdote: ((can i say that mr.static reminds me of dedan))
  255. [10:39 PM] TQ: How-(edited)
  256. [10:39 PM] A head full of static: as all the cards dissapear
  257. [10:39 PM] the sacrifice: ((YES))
  258. [10:40 PM] the sacrifice: ((oMG))
  259. [10:40 PM] A head full of static: ((whos dedan?)
  260. [10:40 PM] the sacrifice: ((HE REALLY IS TBH KRDUSH))
  261. [10:40 PM] papi sacerdote: ((he’s from OFF))
  262. [10:40 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: (What is a dedan)
  263. [10:40 PM] papi sacerdote: my favorite character next to enoch))
  264. [10:40 PM] satan sauce toothpaste: (("krdush"))
  265. [10:40 PM] papi sacerdote: he’s angry and obsessed with time))
  266. [10:40 PM] A head full of static: ((send me a pic im curious))
  267. [10:40 PM] TQ: ...
  268. [10:41 PM] papi sacerdote: ok))
  269. [10:41 PM] satan sauce toothpaste: pokes head in
  270. [10:52 PM] A head full of static: he throws the bottle off screen as a stock cat screetch plays as the bottle is heard smashing
  271. [10:52 PM] the sacrifice: !!
  272. [10:53 PM] the sacrifice: Jesus Christ ya alcoholic
  273. [10:53 PM] papi sacerdote: everyone shut up
  274. [10:53 PM] the sacrifice: no you
  275. [10:53 PM] papi sacerdote: can he hear us?
  276. [10:53 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Ali owning a bottle of cheap whisky doesn't make you an alcoholic, it just makes you looks like ya have no class.
  277. [10:53 PM] the sacrifice: i,, I think he does
  278. [10:53 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Or money
  279. [10:53 PM] A head full of static: he then pulls what looks like a cigar from his pocket un cut and lights it up
  280. [10:53 PM] the sacrifice: he responded to me just now
  281. [10:54 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: You must be hearing things.
  282. [10:54 PM] A head full of static: the cigar burns as smoke billows out from between the teeth on the screen
  283. [10:54 PM] papi sacerdote: oooh
  284. [10:55 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Meh
  285. [10:55 PM] the sacrifice: damn
  286. [10:55 PM] the sacrifice: would he be that one guy to place his cigar on you to put it out
  287. [10:55 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: So are they gonna say what the thing actually does or what?
  288. [10:55 PM] A head full of static: "also no your not hearing anything"
  289. [10:55 PM] papi sacerdote: told ya.
  290. [10:56 PM] the sacrifice: o-oh
  291. [10:56 PM] A head full of static: the cigar is almost gone after a few seconds
  292. [10:56 PM] the sacrifice: oh shit
  293. [10:56 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: This is the cheapest commercial I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. What are they trying to sell?
  294. [10:57 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Is it a doll or somefin
  295. [10:57 PM] the sacrifice: sh
  296. [10:57 PM] TQ: slaps Witch with axe shut up
  297. [10:57 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Grabs axe and hits tQ over the head with it
  298. [10:57 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: No you.
  299. [10:58 PM] papi sacerdote: //still watching the tv
  300. [10:58 PM] the sacrifice: watching with rea
  301. [10:58 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Is sorta watching it but is mostly doing so cause there is nofin else happening
  302. [10:59 PM] A head full of static: in what quick motion he drives his hand holding the burning cigar butt through aves tv screen and smashes through the wooden counter igniting the alcohol and aves body(edited)
  303. [10:59 PM] the sacrifice: !!!
  304. [10:59 PM] the sacrifice: WHAT THE FUCK-
  305. [10:59 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: What a waste.
  306. [10:59 PM] papi sacerdote: //stands up// oh jesus.
  307. [10:59 PM] the sacrifice: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
  308. [10:59 PM] A head full of static: "AHHAHAHAHAHHA"
  309. [10:59 PM] TQ: OW-OH GEEZ
  310. [10:59 PM] the sacrifice: YOU BITCH!
  311. [10:59 PM] A head full of static: "YES I AM"
  312. [10:59 PM] A head full of static: "AHAHAHHA"
  313. [10:59 PM] TQ: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
  314. [10:59 PM] the sacrifice: COME OUT OF THERE AND LET'S THROW HANDS OLD MAN
  315. [10:59 PM] the sacrifice: LET'S TO BACK TO 1945, YA PRUNE
  316. [11:00 PM] papi sacerdote: w-what the fuck alin, why would you even try to fight h-
  317. [11:00 PM] the sacrifice: ANGRILY YELLING INSULTS
  318. [11:00 PM] A head full of static: the wood around him starts burning as small embers flit out from the tv in front of you
  319. [11:00 PM] the sacrifice: !
  320. [11:00 PM] TQ: attacks with Axe
  321. [11:01 PM] papi sacerdote: //hands shift into big gauntlets for defense
  322. [11:01 PM] A head full of static: the axe bounces off the tv ripping itself from your hands and flying into the wall
  323. [11:02 PM] papi sacerdote: oh god.
  324. [11:02 PM] TQ: !!
  325. [11:02 PM] TQ: grabs it again
  326. [11:02 PM] the sacrifice: !!
  327. [11:02 PM] the sacrifice: holy shit
  328. [11:02 PM] the sacrifice: stand up angrily
  329. [11:02 PM] A head full of static: fire burns around the shoddy wooden bar as mr static cackles with one hand covered in grey goo and glass shards(edited)
  330. [11:02 PM] the sacrifice: YOU MOTHERFUCKER- I should've torn your stupid cards when I had the chance--
  331. [11:03 PM] papi sacerdote: //buries head in gauntlets// whywouldyouinsulthimthatsthelastthingyouddo
  332. [11:03 PM] the sacrifice: I'M ANGRY!!
  333. [11:03 PM] TQ: swings axe again
  334. [11:03 PM] the sacrifice: HE CAN SAY IT HIMSELF!!
  335. [11:03 PM] TQ: :jaedAngery:
  336. [11:04 PM] A head full of static: the axe this time shakes a bit and launches itself upward smashing through the ceiling
  337. [11:04 PM] TQ: ...
  338. [11:04 PM] TQ: Well shit
  339. [11:04 PM] TQ: (Bluh I have to sleep. Gn)
  340. [11:05 PM] papi sacerdote: thataxeisgonnagetuskilled
  341. [11:05 PM] papi sacerdote: (gn)
  342. [11:05 PM] A head full of static: ((rest well))
  343. [11:05 PM] A head full of static: "AHAHAHA"
  344. [11:05 PM] the sacrifice: angrily glaring at screen
  345. [11:05 PM] the sacrifice: you'll fucking pay for this you big stupid oaf
  346. [11:05 PM] the sacrifice: do something you wont
  347. [11:05 PM] A head full of static: "hoo that was good" he says one arm coverd in grey goo and glass the other holding a cane
  348. [11:06 PM] A head full of static: "so you wanna break my stuff again?"
  349. [11:06 PM] the sacrifice: glare
  350. [11:06 PM] papi sacerdote: alin, please don’t make any bad decisions, i know you’re thinking it-
  351. [11:06 PM] the sacrifice: what do you think the answer is you brat
  352. [11:06 PM] papi sacerdote: alin: BET ))
  353. [11:06 PM] the sacrifice: ((lmaO))
  354. [11:06 PM] A head full of static: "...."
  355. [11:06 PM] the sacrifice: smug smirk
  356. [11:07 PM] the sacrifice: you re not so tough mr. static. youre all talk
  357. [11:07 PM] the sacrifice: and no bite.
  358. [11:07 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: If you are selling the stuff that looks Ave, it isn't really your stuff is it?
  359. [11:07 PM] papi sacerdote: alin fucking dies 2k17 ))
  360. [11:07 PM] the sacrifice: ((THAT S THE PLAN))
  361. [11:07 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: (That happens often though)
  362. [11:07 PM] A head full of static: he reaches forward with his cane holding the bottom of it and pushing it through the screen
  363. [11:08 PM] the sacrifice: -?!
  364. [11:08 PM] papi sacerdote: //distressed telephone noise
  365. [11:08 PM] A head full of static: the seemingly wooden cane extend and stretches wrapping itself around alins neck(edited)
  366. [11:09 PM] papi sacerdote: a-alin!!
  367. [11:09 PM] the sacrifice: !!
  368. [11:09 PM] π–™π–Šπ–“π–™Γ‘π–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–”π–˜π•―π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“π–˜πŸŽƒ: Gasp
  369. [11:09 PM] the sacrifice: GHK-
  370. [11:09 PM] papi sacerdote: //rushes towards alin and mr.static, unsure what to do
  371. [11:09 PM] A head full of static: it pulls alin towards the screen instead of through it
  372. [11:09 PM] the sacrifice: aAG-
  373. [11:09 PM] papi sacerdote: d-don’t take alin!
  374. [11:09 PM] the sacrifice: STRUGGLE
  375. [11:09 PM] the sacrifice: GNH-
  376. [11:10 PM] A head full of static: alins face is smooshed up against the screen as it starts to feel hotter and hotter
  377. [11:10 PM] the sacrifice: aAAH-
  378. [11:10 PM] the sacrifice: FUCK!
  379. [11:10 PM] papi sacerdote: //jumps up and grabs alin’s leg, trying to yoink him back down
  380. [11:10 PM] A head full of static: sizzling is heard as smokes rises(edited)
  381. [11:10 PM] the sacrifice: AAAAAAAAAA!
  382. [11:10 PM] papi sacerdote: please, please!!! don’t hurt alin!!!
  383. [11:10 PM] the sacrifice: IT HURTS
  384. [11:10 PM] the sacrifice: SCREAMING AND STRUGGLING
  385. [11:10 PM] A head full of static: the cane releases alin
  386. [11:11 PM] the sacrifice: YOU BITCH- nGH-
  387. [11:11 PM] A head full of static: going back into the tv
  388. [11:11 PM] papi sacerdote: //grabs alin and holds him closs
  389. [11:11 PM] papi sacerdote: close**
  390. [11:11 PM] the sacrifice: huffs shakily and leans on rea tiredly
  391. [11:11 PM] the sacrifice: nngh,,
  392. [11:11 PM] A head full of static: alins face has a brand of a small cartoon tv on it
  393. [11:11 PM] A head full of static: seared into his cheek
  394. [11:11 PM] papi sacerdote: i-i’m sorry, alin!! i di-
  395. [11:11 PM] the sacrifice: ((HE MADE ME HIS BITCH))
  396. [11:11 PM] papi sacerdote: o-oh my god.
  397. [11:11 PM] the sacrifice: ((I'M LAUGHING))
  398. [11:11 PM] papi sacerdote: ((SHUT THE FUCK UP))
  399. [11:12 PM] the sacrifice: ((I'M WHEEZING)
  400. [11:12 PM] papi sacerdote: hey did discord just change for you))
  401. [11:12 PM] the sacrifice: hhn- did i a-at least look cool?
  402. [11:12 PM] the sacrifice: shakily laugh and closes eyes
  403. [11:12 PM] papi sacerdote: no, you did not. you have a logo burned into you.
  404. [11:12 PM] the sacrifice: n-nice
  405. [11:12 PM] A head full of static: Mr static snaps his fingers and the burn vanishes and all the pain goes with it(edited)
  406. [11:12 PM] the sacrifice: mmh-?
  407. [11:12 PM] papi sacerdote: h-hey, it’s gone! //looks at alin, then back at the tv
  408. [11:13 PM] the sacrifice: open one eye and look at the tv
  409. [11:13 PM] A head full of static: Mr static is still standing both hands on his cane as its set in front of him
  410. [11:13 PM] A head full of static: "so think i have no bite now bitch?"
  411. [11:13 PM] the sacrifice: f-fuck you-
  412. [11:13 PM] papi sacerdote: //squeezes alins arm to signal him to shut up
  413. [11:14 PM] the sacrifice: huff and hug onto rea
  414. [11:14 PM] A head full of static: "oh lets not forget about my bark as well"
  415. [11:14 PM] the sacrifice: ngh- fuck off
  416. [11:15 PM] A head full of static: the lone speaker on the tv seems to stretch out connected by cables and wires to the tv
  417. [11:16 PM] A head full of static: it wraps around alins chest binding alins arms to his sides(edited)
  418. [11:16 PM] the sacrifice: -?!
  419. [11:16 PM] the sacrifice: aH-
  420. [11:16 PM] A head full of static: the speaker finally gets close to alins ear(edited)
  421. [11:16 PM] the sacrifice: grrh-
  422. struggle and growl
  423. [11:16 PM] A head full of static: and with a small faint crackle
  424. [11:17 PM] papi sacerdote: //trying to pull alin away//
  425. [11:17 PM] A head full of static: "HEY BITCH THIS GOOD ENOUGH OF A BARK FOR YOU"
  426. [11:17 PM] papi sacerdote: ((I FUCKING KNEW IT))
  427. [11:17 PM] papi sacerdote: //drops alin, startles
  428. [11:17 PM] the sacrifice: aGH-
  429. [11:17 PM] A head full of static: plays from the speakers right into alins ear(edited)
  430. [11:17 PM] papi sacerdote: **startled
  431. [11:17 PM] the sacrifice: AAGH
  432. [11:18 PM] A head full of static: the wires and speaker quickly go back on to the tv with a loud snap
  433. [11:18 PM] the sacrifice: flop down and huff
  434. [11:18 PM] A head full of static: "now im sure you can't hear me so let me spell this out for you"
  435. [11:19 PM] the sacrifice: slowly sit up and holds onto rea kinda angrily
  436. [11:20 PM] A head full of static: he grabs cue cards with the words "DON'T" "BREAK" "MY" "STUFF" each word is written on one cue card each as he throws the others into the blaze
  437. [11:20 PM] the sacrifice: grits teeth angrily, trying to hold back another insult
  438. [11:20 PM] papi sacerdote: //covers alins mouth// h-he wont!
  439. [11:21 PM] A head full of static: "good"
  440. [11:21 PM] the sacrifice: deathglare at him
  441. [11:21 PM] A head full of static: the tv shuts off
  442. [11:22 PM] the sacrifice: looks at rea
  443. [11:22 PM] papi sacerdote: ...
  444. [11:22 PM] the sacrifice: ...
  445. [11:22 PM] papi sacerdote: i mean he’s kinda cute.
  446. [11:22 PM] papi sacerdote: i mean what
  447. [11:22 PM] the sacrifice: I-
  448. [11:22 PM] the sacrifice: ,,, s-shut up he hurt me alot
  449. [11:22 PM] A head full of static: the tv then burns up into a pile of ash
  450. [11:22 PM] papi sacerdote: someone had to say it.
  451. [11:22 PM] the sacrifice: shut up.
  452. [11:22 PM] the sacrifice: stand up shakily
  453. [11:23 PM] A head full of static: ave wakes up oh god i feel like my head was put on a carousel
  454. [11:23 PM] A head full of static: what happend?
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