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- Man: It takes a lot to make a stew
- Woman: A pinch of salt and laughter, too
- M: A scoop of kids to add the spice
- W: A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
- Both: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many
- W: It takes a lot to make a stew
- M: When it comes to me and you
- W: And him and her and the baby, too
- B: Too many Cooks, it’s true
- M: The saying goes, it’ll spoil the broth
- W: Honey, I think that’s not true
- M: Well, maybe too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with
- B: So much, so much lo-o-ove
- Too many Cooks
- M: A family is like a soup
- W: Everyone adds an extra scoop
- M: Mix an ounce of smile so sweet
- W: A dash of cool to add the heat, and you’ve got
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many
- It takes a lot to make a stew
- W: Especially when it’s me and you
- M: And him and Steve from corporate, too
- B: Too many Cooks, it’s true
- M: The saying goes it’ll spoil the broth
- W: Honey, I think that’s not true
- M: Well, maybe too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with so much, so much lo-o-ove
- W: So much lo-o-ove
- M: They’ll fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
- W: Fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
- B: Too many Co-o-oks
- Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Takes a lot to make a stew, I couldn’t face these streets without you
- W: A dash of crime to add some spice
- M: This city’s like a pressure cooker turned up to high
- [Hushed] Too many Cooks, too many Co-o-oks
- Some people say it’ll spoil the broth, but that’s not the American way
- Too many Cooks
- Too many Cooks will serve a helping of freedom and resist the forces of evil
- W: [Operatic] Too many Cooks
- M: It takes a lot to make a stew
- W: A pinch of salt and laughter too
- M: A scoop of kids to add the spice
- W: A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many—
- M: Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many
- M: It takes a lot to make a stew, especially when it’s me and you
- W: And him and her and the baby, too
- B: Too many Cooks, it’s true
- Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
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- W: Too many Cooks
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- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- [Woman screams]
- M: Too many
- It takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter, too. [Man screams] A scoop of kids to add the spice, a dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many
- It takes a lot to make a stew, when it’s made of me and you, and him and her and the baby, too, too many Cooks, it’s true
- Narrator: This is the story of COOKS — Cybernetic Operational Optimized Knights of Science — defending humanity against Beast Rebels of the Hellscape. When it comes to the future, you can never have too many COOKS.
- M: [Robotic] Too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks
- Patient: You can’t talk that way. That’s your sister. That’s a fine how-do-you-do. Laugh track. Oh, look at the neighbors. They’re not gonna fit in here. Ha. Ha.
- Male doctor: This is the worst case of intronitis I’ve ever seen. You can even hear the theme music.
- Female doctor: And the thing is, we have no idea how contagious this strain is. Now, look …
- W: A pinch of salt and laughter, too.
- MD: No.
- M: A scoop of kids to add the spice.
- W: A dash of love to make it nice.
- MD: Kill me.
- W: And you’ve got
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- MD: KILL ME!
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: To make a stew
- M: Especially when it’s me and you
- W: Fill our hearts with so much love
- B: Too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks
- [Woman screams]
- M: It takes a lot to make a stew
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Especially when it’s me and you
- [More screaming.]
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Him and her and the baby, too
- Too many Cooks, it’s—
- M: [Subdued] It takes a lot to make a stew, especially when it’s me and you.
- [More screaming in the background]
- M: Too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks
- Too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with so much, so much lo-o-ove
- W: So much lo-o-ove
- M: Fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
- B: Too many Cooks
- Too many Cooks
- Too many Cooks
- M: Fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
- [Laughter]
- Dad: Honey, I’m h—
- B: Too many Cooks
- W: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: Too many Cooks
- B: Too many Cooks
- M: It takes a—
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