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I mean look at that I havent seen that much BLANK since that one BLANK when I buried my wife underneath the gazibo

This is making my dick almost as hard as that one time when I stomped my hamster to a pancake of bloody pulp and slid it underneath my neighbour's front door.

This made me so relaxed I slipped into a deep coma for 30 years and could only experience hallucinations of endless horrorscapes and gore as I screamed into the void begging to die only to wake up from my coma to the feeling of bouncing on my boy's dick.