Tirk D&D 2- We Almost Got to the First Encounter

Agidius:
IPV6 WORKED
tirkaroKujo:
hi
Agidius:
hai :}
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Wini:
Where'd my bear go?
Thrice:
high
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Wini the Pooh:
Ah yes
tirkaroKujo:
LAST TIME ON *Arcade sounds* DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS (boy that's a much more natural name than all my other campaigns I'll tell u hwhat)

Wini the Pooh:
16/10 AC

Arch-Father Leos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPatfgoNBRo&nohtml5=False

Wini the Pooh:
Only hte most brutal of nat 1s can hit you

Wini the Pooh:
can't rather

Kaeri:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUBbigtfCWs&nohtml5=False

Cilicia:
We should probably put Raspberry Death in a bottle for later.

Myxy:
I already have my own perfume

Wini:
It's not like it's been working out for you

Myxy:
i only have one bottle, why would I use it all the time

Wini:
It's actually boar grease.

Arch-Father Leos:
So last time, Wini flew off on a broom all stereotypically witch like while Myxy tried out her sharpshooting skills to really dubious effects, that being that it accidentally hit an approaching Arch-Father Leos in the head. He's kinda sturdy though and somehow survived that whole ordeal.

Kaeri:
"That's not the impression I got last time, kero!"
Myxy: (( well he IS single-O7. ))
Myxy: (( he just falls off the balcony ))
Myxy: (( but Contingency takes eff and teleports him back up ))

Arch-Father Leos:
And now we continue off...with Father Leos still approaching, you can't really make out his face as he recovers from this, but he seems to walk with an air of "not mad, just disappointed"
Myxy: (( or teleportation circle or Fly or something, I don't know if Contingency goes up to Teleport level ))
Cilicia: (( Nooo, that's even worse! Just be mad! Be mad! ))

Myxy:
"Hmmm...Flee, or be spoken to? Both are the fates of dogs..."

Arch-Father Leos:
Either way, he's still walkin. Do you decide to get the fuck away from there, or to accept your fate, whatever it may be.

Hey! Listen!:
NOW PLAYING Guardia Castle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoTTrSgbaY

Wini the Pooh:
Wini, for the time being, is content to trail the Unseelie girl at a distance

iYAMAU:
"I say we shoot 'im summore! That looked like it hurt a little, more'll hurt lots!"

Cilicia:
"Mrrr, either way, this all sucks..on one hand, it's going to be even more suspicious if we run away..but on the other, he might just take justice in to his own hands right here..decisions, decisions..." Cilicia's tails wave about as she ponders the tricky situation...

iYAMAU:
Imma change my text and I have a bad feeling about this colour for some reaosn

iYAMAU:
That'd be why

Wini the Pooh:
it was a good bad feeling

Wini the Pooh:
shoulda minded it

Raspberry Death:
The Unseelie girl flies over the breathtaking atmosphere of Dayeworn, busy checking up on a strange Pixie-made device that connects her to other pixies in the network. "Fufufu....with this kind of scoop, I'll have enough to support the entire clan!"

iYAMAU:
maybe this is better

iYAMAU:
It is but it's also eerily familiar for some reason

iYAMAU:
was this Twilt's colour

Wini the Pooh:
It was close.

iYAMAU:
I think his might've been darker?

Raspberry Death:
i dont remember

iYAMAU:
oh.

iYAMAU:
No.

iYAMAU:
It was Wrk's.

iYAMAU:
Sticking with it.

Wini the Pooh:
it's a good color

Arch-Father Leos:
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters2/Jotaro_walkforward.gif
Wini: (( okay I'm CERTAIN I'd prepared spells on my token that was on the map ))

Myxy:
"Hm. We are fated for death on both sides of the coin... Words, less lethal than falls."
Wini: (( none would be helpful here though, whatever ))

Myxy:
Myxy walks toward Father Leos in an equally strutty manner

Arch-Father Leos:
Leos is close to getting within talking distance, I'm sure he'd be saying something by now if only his voice went high enough

Myxy:
she uh, points her bow downward and decidedly not eyely

Arch-Father Leos:
dammit

Arch-Father Leos:
the small text doesnt work in maptool

Arch-Father Leos:
Leos wipes the blood over the protruding arrow over his eye with a hankerchief. "i see you've been busy with yourself here. what brings you to do these....things today?"

Cilicia:
"Then, I suppose this may be our best option..." Cilicia sighs, "Now do you see the madness that is my mother...?"

Arch-Father Leos:
He speaks in a predictably low whisper, with a rather dramatic echo effect to it, it's kinda smoothing yet creepy.

Arch-Father Leos:
*soothing
Cilicia: (( He speaks entirely in smooth jazz. ))

Arch-Father Leos:
"hmm, i'm not sure why, but something tells me i should....know who you are. come with me, you two, and i will need not make this any harder than it needs to be."
Myxy: (( watchutalkboutman ))
Myxy: (( this totally works ))

Arch-Father Leos:
I DUNNO MAN

Arch-Father Leos:
WHEN I TRIED IT ALL I GOT WAS SQUARES
Myxy: (( But for some reason it bolts everything I think ))
Myxy: (( or does on big things ))

Myxy:
the command is--I'll post it iin skop

Cilicia:
"A-..alright then.."
Myxy: (( this is 3 ))
Myxy: (( which is the default apparently ))

Myxy:
"HMMM...Where to?"

Arch-Father Leos:
The Leos nods an in understanding fashion, you almost dont notice the giant arrow sticking from his head now. "Thank you for your cooperation. You'll be able to tell me everything in my personal, private quarters." Leos leads you along.
Cilicia: (( THIS DOESN'T LOOK VERY PERSONAL OR PRIVATE. ))

Wini the Pooh:
The broom-ridden bear's fur elongates and fades to white, as Wini determines the threat of being shot out of the sky is over - for now. "Hm, now the father's involved... at least I was able to get out of there with the bulk of it. Couldn't have the church getting their grubby hands on these documents." She looks ahead to Raspberry's trail of pungent pixie dust, and slows her pace down a tad more.

Arch-Father Leos:
Of course by personal private quarters, he means a large courtroom full of officials ready to cry off with your heads. "Well, private by my standards"

Wini:
"Let's just see what she's up to... no need to get involved just yet."

Myxy:
"Hm. Yes. Privacy, definition: unwanted people everywhere."

Hey! Listen!:
NOW PLAYING Conference Room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCX45EMhdg4

Cilicia:
"We have very different definitions of the word..."

Rolf:
"AAUURUGHH! WHAT DID YOU DO!? WHAT HAPPENED TO LADY GWYNEVERE!? WHY IS THE ARCH-FATHER LIKE THIS!?" Right aside him is a timid, stuttering nursing boy, tending to Leos' wound while stammering out loud. Leos seems to be taking it like a champ.
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: "MURMUR MURMUR MURMUR, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"

Arch-Father Leos:
"now tell me, what was your side of the story precisely?

Myxy:
"His head got in the way of my arrow. Almost magnetically. Was not aiming there."
tirkaroKujo:
From the side, you can at least hear a few officials try and get a look at Myxy while telling themselves "wait, hold on, is that...."

Cilicia:
Cilicia glances to her sides at the rabbling crowd, "This whole story is going to sound all sorts of farfetched..." she replies with a heavy sigh.

Raspberry Death:
Raspberry scans the area below and spots a specific location on the ground "According to my calculations, they should be here right now! *incomprehensible pixie slang*! They must be late!" the Death Pixie begins to make a landing on the ground below.

Myxy:
Myxy has her bow put away, but twirls a blunt practice arrow in her fingers, the point of which rotates to stare the officials in the eye one by one, "Gwynevere. Gone, not dead. Never live, never die. An enviable fate when compared against the rest of us."

Rolf:
"Wh-who WERE you aiming at anyway? The gods themselves? Why would you even bring out your weapons in a holy place like this! Unacceptable! Unacceptaaablleeeeee- *COUGH COUGH*"
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: "RABBLE RABBLE" "I'm sure there must have been a good reason..." "They must be Seelie terrorists!" "Seems more like an unseelie thing to do by my reasoning..."

Myxy:
"By all rights you could say I was aiming at Lady Gwynevere, but the truth is hairier than that."
Myxy: (( *blocks Agi's headbutt* ))

Wini:
"Ooh, a meeting so soon? Lucky me..." She aims to land behind cover - foliage, preferably, perhaps a bed of rocks or a dense undergrowth, who knows

Cilicia:
"Well, here it is. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. Years ago, your Lady Gwynevere had a child. With a kitsune. That child being me." Her tails sway about as she realizes how bizarre her story sounds to outsiders, "My father recently passed away and I was told of my mother's..well, her current living status." She gestures towards Myxy, "Thus, I hired my acquaintance here to help me track her down..."
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE* "Interesting...." "Wait, did Gwynevere get kidnapped or something?" "Who would have done such a thing?!" "Did she turn on us?" "Pffft, no way, she doesn't have anywhere near the energy to do something like that." "She's so oooooooollllld." "Someone really hit that once?" "Do you really work for the church with that kind of language?"

Myxy:
"That's not the hairy part. Hairier than her. We were duped, you especially. Corruption runs rampant but I will sever its legs."
Wini: (( No don't, I need those. ))
Myxy: (( you're in luck, arrows aren't really made for hacking off limbs ))
Myxy: (( unless they're REALLY BIG arrows ))

Raspberry Death:
The Raspberry of Death finally lands. "Oh, oh, seems I've arrived right on time. What took yall so long?" From out of the bushes, the pixie is joined by, well, even more pixies....

Cilicia:
"Thus, we confronted my so-called mother...only to have some awful smelling little pixie monster hear of the Lady's deep dark secret..." the kitsune girl bites her lip, "And she was apparently so ashamed of me she burned her room to the ground in an attempt to fake her own death and escape..."

Beachy Keen:
"*Incomprehensible pixie slang* not much, *incomprehensible slang* we was just *long string of more incomprehensible pixie slang*"

Myxy:
"Should you frequent bars you may know a certain sultry whore with hair to match. That would be your high lady herself."

Radia:
"*Incomprehensible pixie acryonym* but you REALLY shoulda checked it out on my *incomprehensible pixie terminology, basically you can't understand what this conversation is about at all unless you seriously invested in local pixie culture.*"

Myxy:
"Also that pixie's scent is underrated."

Plip:
"Guhuhuhu! Anyways, we, like, set up a base like, a while from heeeeeree....was gonna go *slang* up some y'know.....*profanity* Eladrin or Seelie that come along and take their *slang*, y'know..."

Beachy Keen:
"We left some uh....pretty important stuff there....but I dont think we'll be able to make it there for a while."
Myxy: (( >the Fortune Fairies ))
Myxy: (( I forgot how much of a shitposter the green one is ))
Myxy: (( I guess her name is HUEHUEHUEHUE for a reason ))
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: *RABBLING INTENSIFIES*
Wini: (( Grinn? ))
Myxy: (( yeah ))
Wini: (( most of the rest are question marks ))
Myxy: (( they're a thing in the YGO anime, the green one is named Hu ))
Wini: (( aww it's the WW fairy ))
Myxy: (( you might but probably don't remember the Fortune Lady deck I used sometimes ))

Arch-Father Leos:
"Order, order....now, that's quite a story you have there....
Myxy: (( in the anime they're the dark versions of these shitposting fairies ))
Myxy: (( and are the only things that exist of them in the actual card game ))

Rolf:
"Yeah, quite! And do you expect ANYONE to believe ANY of that crap you just spewed there?!?!" Rolf takes a break from his nursing duties to size you up.

Rolf:
*sniff sniff* "Just....get a whiff of you all. You smell like the classic liar scent! Like a real fox!"

Wini:
Wini doesn't recognize most of the pixie jargon, but marks down some notes so she can look up the sounds and piece it together later

Rolf:
"And you, you're uh....you're uh...AND YOU....YOU'RE STRAIGHT CAPRICIOUS!"

Cilicia:
"I'm wondering how many foxes you've smelt in the past..."
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: *RABBLE!* "That kid is gonna get himself killed, isn't he?" "Looks like the Father smothered him a little too much, with tact that lacking..." "Will they give into bloodlust?!" "What does Capricious mean?" "No I'm serious, is that...?"

Myxy:
"I am an aquarius."

Myxy:
"...but also a capricorn. Hm. There are too many of these."

Arch-Father Leos:
"Calm down now, calm down. Now, what you're saying is....Lady Gwynevere killed uh...herself....but not really. Is that it? Is that really what you want me to believe?"

Myxy:
"She faked her death. Just as she faked her life."

Cilicia:
"Well, if you look at her room, you'll notice -only- her room caught fire...she obviously didn't want to burn the whole place down...plus, you know? No body will show up in there, since she's not actually dead or anything..."
Wini: (( For the record, so you have something to go on - the Gwynevere persona is something she'd been maintaining probably the past 400 years or so ))

Arch-Father Leos:
"Well, you were being honest when you said this is far-fetched. Any other priest here wouldn't give that excuse the time of day for even a second. Gwynevere was a well beloved member of our church, and we know for a fact that she wouldn't try such a thing. It is simply not how us Dayewornians operate."

Myxy:
"Respectfully disagree. Many others do as well. Some not as respectfully."

Rolf:
"Well of course, this church is designed to be as anti-flammable as possible. We reinforced this many an age ago! We can't afford to have all this history go down just because of a few attacks!"

Arch-Father Leos:
Arch-Father Leos thinks to himself on his podium, doing the classic Gendou Ikari pose in thought. "Hmm...all right. I'll give you this...."

Myxy:
"Oh, I've been reminded. The boy was useful after all. The church will be attacked soon."

Arch-Father Leos:
"While I don't believe you at all, I'll give you this once chance. If you can prove, for a fact, that Lady Gwynevere is still around, and can bring her back to us, alive, then we'll- wait, what. How do you know that?
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: *RAAAABBBLE* "Wait, attacked?" "So they ARE working for the Seelie!!! Or Unseelie...either one works." "Look at that face. It's totally a Seelie face."

Cilicia:
"Just to clarify, Myxy isn't threatening that!" Cilicia interjects.

Cilicia:
"You really need to work on including your full thought process when you speak sometimes.."

Myxy:
"They aren't worth it."

Myxy:
"The pixie mentioned it. The Unseelie will be attacking. She may have been wrong, she may have been lying. But that is what we heard."

Rolf:
"O-okay, now you're scaring me. Guards!?"

Arch-Father Leos:
The Arch Father thinks to himself. "The Unseelie...."

Rolf:
"You believe what a Pixie may say? For real?"

Arch-Father Leos:
"Now....I think I know who she speaks of...and of what. We've long since suspected it, but...."
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: "Pffthahaha, is Father Leos REALLY giving this crap the time of a day now? The Father? Falling for heavensdamned PIXIE tabloid crap?" "Yeah, and a pixie told me I was the Queen of Colgrip last week!" "Hey look at me! I'm a pixie! *Imitating incomprehensible pixie slang*" "Woah, woah, wooaah! Don't you think that's a little racist?" "No really guys, I think that's...."

Arch-Father Leos:
"We'll....consider it. For now though...I'll instead task you with finding Gwynevere for now. Don't think it's a get-out-of-jail free card though. If you fail to find her well....we have ways of tracking you down now."

Myxy:
"The Unseelie are planning a coup. And to sneak in...perhaps attack was incorrect wording. But even more dangerous is spywork."
tirkaroKujo:
Leos looks at a Dayeworn scribe, giving them the OK to write that down into a scroll. Rolf just looks at him in disgust for continuing to give this the time of day.

Arch-Father Leos:
"Duly noted. Now, one last question.....and speaking of spywork...."

Myxy:
"We cannot find Lady Gwynevere. She never existed. We can find the one who affected that disguise. But she will lie to you."

Rolf:
"Oh now you're calling the good lady a LIAR are you? You DISGUST me! SICKEN me! I'm LITERALLY VOMITING ALL OVER THE PLACE just hearing you speak! I'm DROWNING in bile!"

Rolf:
i am not actually vomiting all over the place

Beachy Keen:
"Alrighty, so, we bettah get going, should we? We have quite a ways to fly from here...."

Wini:
that's good, I was worried

Myxy:
"Figuratively, scrivener."

Myxy:
"Were you choking on your own bile, nothing else would issue from that mouth...it is unpleasant to that degree."

Arch-Father Leos:
"I figured you seemed like someone I should know....does the name Skyvory Sherwood ring familiar to you? She also went by Myxy...could you be related?"
Wini: (( oh god, I forgot that name ))
Wini: (( fuckin Skyvory ))

Cilicia:
"Skyvory? No wonder you go with Myxy." Cilicia's ears twitch.

Myxy:
"...that is not the reason, foxy. Myxy am I called. You ought to be familiar with why." Her eyes flicker to the bleeding wound over the Arch-Father's eye.

Arch-Father Leos:
"....so I figured. You used to work for the Church, did you not? It must have been such a long time ago....I could barely even recognize thee at first.
Wini: (( does Myxy actually mean something ))
Myxy: (( it does buit you don't know what ))
Wini: (( obviously not ))

Myxy:
"That is not surprising, given your injury."

Arch-Father Leos:
"Myxy, that name stands for mxyomatosis, named so because you always make a dead-shot for the eyes without fail. I could only hardly avoid such a fate with a stray arrow. There's just something about that..."
Myxy: (( now u know ))
Cilicia: (( And knowing is half the battle. ))

Rolf:
"W-wait, MYXY? You mean, now if my studies are correct, didn't that entire faction get wiped out ages ago? How could she still be around?! Let alone right in front of us!?"

Kaeri:
"Kero! Well if he doubts it so much, why don't you try and prove your idenitity to him?"

Rolf:
"A-are you suggesting th-that..."

Kaeri:
"Yes. Shoot him in the eye. : | Ribbit."

iYAMAU:
"I think she is! We should give it a go! I mean you don't need BOTH of 'em."

iYAMAU:
bowth

Rolf:
"Oh, oh, now that's just PETTY! Okay, but really, would you honestly-"

Arch-Father Leos:
"No, I agree. Perhaps this could be a useful method of test. You seem quite confident about it."
tirkaroKujo:
Courtroom: *Starts chanting "SHOOT THE EYE! SHOOT THE EYE!"*

Rolf:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce-jww0UsAEUY2F.jpg
Myxy: (( there's something I could do that would almost definitely brand us as enemies of the church forever. ))
Wini: (( I don't think you want that. ))
Wini: (( note that I didn't say "don't do that." ))

Cilicia:
"Hmm, what about..." Cilicia unfastens the skull from her belt once again

Cilicia:
"What about this eye?"

Myxy:
"Any eye. Yours, his, the storm's. The tiger's. I can hit it."

Myxy:
"But I do not kill those who are simply annoying."

Yorick:
"OH GEE, IF ONLY YOU WERE AROUND A LITTLE EARLIER."

Rolf:
"I-I can't believe this indignity!"

Arch-Father Leos:
"Relax. It is but a jest. I would have caught it for you anyway. I have no reason to disbelieve one of our own like this."

Kaeri:
"Aw man! Kero."

Myxy:
kaeri confirmed for unseelie spy

Myxy:
"...one of your own. One of very few left. What do you want?"

Arch-Father Leos:
"I'll have to make do with this information in any way I can...but for now...your mission is clear. This private, personal meeting has been adjourned. I expect to continue this by the time you have Lady Gwynevere in your figurative hands, Myxy. If you can accomplish this simple task, I'll be sure you haven't turned on us, and you are as trustworthy as ever....because as I know for sure, not everyone in your group seemed to have been as worthy of my trust..."

Rolf:
"W-wait, did that skull just talk? A talking skull? Oh heavens..."

Cilicia:
"Ah. So people can hear you. I was beginning to wonder if it was just me..."

Yorick:
"HEY, FOR ALL YOU KNOW, ALL THEY HEAR IS INDESCRIPT MUMBLINGS."

Myxy:
"Those who do not ask for approval do not mourn their lack."

Arch-Father Leos:
So it is...we can consider ourselves dismissed here for now... The courtroom disperses into every direction imaginable as all the rabblerousing gets a little overwhelming.

Rolf:
"Hah! Hahaha! I suppose now you'll have to reveal yourselves as the frauds you really are soon! You hear me? FRAUDS!"

Myxy:
"Go on. Give her tail a yank if you don't believe us."

Cilicia:
"I've been exceptionally calm up until now, little man. I would suggest you not keep talking that way..."

Arch-Father Leos:
"It's quite obnoxious, is it not? Well you'll have to get used to it soon, because I'm sending him with thee."

Rolf:
"Y-yeah! Haaahaha! I'm going with you- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!??!?!"
Wini: (( ha. ))

Arch-Father Leos:
"Well, someone needs to keep an eye out for them...whether it's keeping them alive or just on the spot. I'm glad you've agreed to volunteer."

Myxy:
"What did I ever do to deserve this?

Rolf:
"Wh-wHWHAHA nooNOnonononNooooo"

Arch-Father Leos:
http://i.imgur.com/exipb0B.gif
Wini: (( gifs wouldn't have worked in twitchchat anyhow ))

Cilicia:
"Not so full of yourself now it seems...not that I'm looking forward to this at all.."
Myxy: (( that gif might not have been funny but it was running frame-by-frame and loading really slowly and that made it hilarious ))
Wini: (( Cici's tail: *STARTS WAGGING UNCONTROLLABLY* ))
Cilicia: (( *pours vagina beer down agi's throat* ))
Wini: (( is it worth watching the video to understand what you're talking about ))

Arch-Father Leos:
"So it is settled. You shall be away as soon as you can. I expect only the best from you, Myxy. Surely you're already on tracked towards the Lady's location."
Wini: (( oh it was a retsu ))
Cilicia: (( Yes it was. And it's pretty great, if only because slowbeef is just absolutely baffled by most of it. ))

Myxy:
"And so we recruit the most annoying amanuensis... Behave, or you shall be promoted. To spare quiver."
Myxy: (( 59 arrows seems like a lot but I'm not sure that it is ))
Myxy: (( tho after combats you can recover half of the arrows you shot ))
Wini: (( I'm already baffled myself. ))

Rolf:
"I....fine...then...? Oh heavens, oh dearest, what do I even do in this situation...."

Arch-Father Leos:
"I shall hand over supplies for use in this expedition, be sure to use them well.

Myxy:
"You people always did expect the best...I'm sorry to say, the success rate was only 99%. But by your will be it, I shall hunt the priestess."

Arch-Father Leos:
"

Myxy:
aw man he gave us a quotation mark

Cilicia:
"Well then..seems we have our work cut out for us tracking down that abhorrent witch.." she says aside to Myxy

Myxy:
"It should be simple."
Wini: (( Myxy: We use the annoying one's penis as bait. ))

Cilicia:
"Just follow the trail of scattered clothing?"

Myxy:
"And assorted fluids. However..."

Arch-Father Leos:
The Daddy hands you over a bag full of 5 Cure Wounds Potions, 2 Mage Armor Potions, and a single Haste potion.

Myxy:
"As usual, she was mounted on a broomstick."

Arch-Father Leos:
Along with that he hands over the usual superficial supplies such as sleeping bags, some pots and pans, etc.

Myxy:
"This time, as a bear. That will not be a sight many will forget."

Cilicia:
"Yes...father did say she wasn't quite all there..."

Rolf:
"Uh, uh, so like, that stuff I said earlier, uh....no hard feelings, y'know? Just doing my job, being skeptical is kinda part of it, you see..."
Myxy: (( also for the record - they're just Healing Potions now, not actually Cure Wounds potions ))
Rolf: (( you mean potions dont embody spells anymore? ))
Myxy: (( or well, Potion of Healing ))
Myxy: (( Potion ofHeaJinl1. A character who drinks the magical red fiuid in this vial regains 2d4 + 2 hit points. Drinking or administering a potion takes an action ))
Rolf: (( huh i guess they dont, ok ))
Rolf: (( replace that with that, haste potion with potion of speed, and uh...fuck it, it's still a mage armor potion. ))

Cilicia:
"I do not have the time nor the patience to waste my breath on your cowardly apologies." She turns away, smacking him with her tails, "Prove your worth through your actions...I'm sure Myxy would have no qualms about showing you her archery if you don't pull your weight."

Rolf:
"I mean, it's not like I BELIEVE you or anything bu- ow!" Rolf falls to the ground.
Myxy: (( sure ))

Rana:
"Well uh...I hope I'm not interrupting anything here. Are you all okay from this ordeal?"

Rolf:
"Never better ma'am."

Myxy:
"As far as I can tell."

Myxy:
"Thank you, Father Leos... Though I hope such a simple mission will not require these."

Kaeri:
"Well, look on the bright side, lease you still got two eyes here."
Myxy: (( what is your AC, Mt ))

Rana:
"So uh, about what you said earlier...about the Unseelie attack..."

Cilicia:
"Hrmm, you'd have to ask Myxy about that..I'm afraid I'm not up to date with your politics here.."

Rana:
"While I don't have much say towards the goings-on of the church, I think I have a good idea what's going on...and it's quite a dire situation..."

Myxy:
"But to push a man down so quickly upon meeting him...Hmm. HMM."
Cilicia: (( My AC is 18 ))

Rana:
"Are you at all familiar with the omen of the Winter Witch? The one that has both Seelie and Unseelie kingdoms in mass hysteria?"

Myxy:
"All too familiar."

Rana:
"The Church doesn't give it much thought to it, really, but it's based on reality for sure. To make it short, I too, have been receiving omens about its return and...and....it's complex. Both Kingdoms have been tearing eachother apart due to conflicting omens, saying that the opposing kingdom will bring upon the return of the Winter Witch. But what I think is...neither side is particuarly wrong."

Rana:
"With the Church turning a blind eye and both kingdoms giving into rage, it's quite clear that the one thing that will cause the witch's return is our lack of unity. Essentially, we'll tear eachother apart so much, we'll have no defense against the Witch's return...and things dont seem to be changing anytime soon..."

Rolf:
Rolf gets up and wobbles his head around. "Okay, okay, so the gist of what you're saying is, uh...we're all gonna die? HAH! What tobbyrot! Don't you know that omens are only true in fictional stories? This is reality we're dealing with here! I'm not concerning myself with this."

Cilicia:
"Hmmm, can we take her with us instead?"

Myxy:
"Of course we're all going to die. This has been hopeless from the beginning. Our city's facade of neutrality has brought aid to none and harm to many. Watch yourself, priestess, should you wish to delay the inevitable for yourself."

Myxy:
Myxy tries to talk big but that's fuckin hard to do when your arms are full of sleeping bags

Rana:
"Well, that's true...but I that's why...that's why I've decided to start taking things into my own hands." Rana shuffles through her hood and takes out a small, glowing pendant. "This is a precious item I've been in charge of. Do you know what it is? It's called a "Point of Power." The only ones who posses something like this are the Dayeworn Priesthood, and the Queens of Seelie and Unseelie. Of all things, they most represent unity among the Feywild..."

Kaeri:
Kaeri stands in front of Rana and whistles while keeping her out of view.

Rolf:
"D-did you STEA-"

Kaeri:
*Grabs Rolf* "Shhh....quiet now...kero....only dreams now....kero..."

Rolf:
*Muffled* "A-are you trying to knock me out? It's not working."

Kaeri:
"Oh....dag nabbit, this is vinegar, not....nevermind."
Wini: (( >freg grill has chloroform ))

Myxy:
"Hmm...HMM..." Myxy tears her eyes off Kelly and Ralph for a moment, "...why would you give that to me?"
Wini: (( this can't end well ))
Cilicia: (( YOU DARE CHLOROFORM THE SON OF A SHEPHARD?! ))

Rana:
"I've decided to no longer delay the inevitable, and take things into my own hands...or the best they can anyway. No, I'm not giving this to you. I am, however, entrusting you to find the other points of power....well, along with a few others, but I've heard stories about you Myxy. If there's anyone I can trust to...."obtain" the other points from the kingdoms, then..."
Wini: (( SO DO I HAVE ONE OF THOSE POINTS OF POWER THEN ))
Cilicia: (( No, you a bitch. ))
Wini: (( even so. ))
Cilicia: (( You probably traded it for crack ))
Wini: (( that doesn't seem likely. ))
Cilicia: (( YOU PROBABLY TRADED IT FOR DICK ))

Myxy:
"And what happens when they are all together?"
Wini: (( THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY, HOWEVER, SLIGHTLY MORE LIKELY. ))

Rana:
"Well, it'll be unstable...but it should create a great enough force to put the Winter Witch away for another day...if not eliminate it entirely. Ideally, we should have always been able to bring them together, but this seems unlikely now...as foretold in the prophecy..."

Kaeri:
"It's like one of those, uh...self fulfilling whachamacallits! Quite clever, isn't it?"

Kaeri:
"kero"

Cilicia:
"You do realize that vinegar's not going to work that way, right?"

Kaeri:
"Just give it time, kero."

Rolf:
"I feel sick...."

Kaeri:
"THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING."

Kaeri:
"kero"
Wini: (( I like her. ))

Myxy:
"Any force that could seal her could release her. One must be careful with such things..."
Cilicia: (( Not paste. I fail to see a way paste could release something. ))

Myxy:
"But for now, we are hunting down the bare-assed bear who has escaped us."

Rana:
"I'll keep it in mind. Hopefully I'll be able to see you around...if you take my words to heart...."

Kaeri:
"Are you knocked out yet?!"

Rolf:
"Ok seriously, this really isn't funny anymore."

Kaeri:
*PUNCHES ROLF*

Kaeri:
"Wow, that was easy. Why didn't I just do that in the first place?"

Myxy:
"Please take that off him. Word vomit is bad enough. If he actually vomits on you--..."

Myxy:
"Do I have to carry him, now, too?

Myxy:
"

Cilicia:
"I'm all in favor of leaving him, not our fault if he's sleeping on the job.

Cilicia:
"

Kaeri:
"Oh, is it over now? Damn....should I pour this potion over him now?"

Kaeri:
"kero"
Wini: (( isn't it still nighttime? ))
Wini: (( or did he hold you custody until morning ))
tirkaroKujo: (( it's kinda late-ish but you can go at any time, and are in fact expected to go right now. ))

Myxy:
"He is to watch us. Any actions we make outside of his eye would draw suspicion."

Myxy:
"Even if said eye is closed, it must be present. Even if it is pierced."

Cilicia:
"Fair, he really only needs one eye..."

Kaeri:
"So it is...so it is....kero" *Pours special reviving potion over Rolf"

Kaeri:
**

Rolf:
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOOOOOR?!?!"

Kaeri:
"Ssshhh, sssh....don't speak....only dreams now...."

Rolf:
"Okay, now this is just beer. Wait, why does it smell like..."

Rana:
"It's time to leave."

Myxy:
"It was time to leave five minutes ago, woman."

Cilicia:
"Agreed."

Rana:
"Right, right....*bow* sorry about the wordiness of this situation, but if there's anyone I can trust right now...."

Rolf:
"Gaaaah.....this didn't go anywhere I was expecting....so, what was it you two wanted to do from here...? I just need to keep an...uh..close eye on you and all."

Myxy:
"Do not trust those whose history you do not know..." Are we free to go after our single bear ass

Myxy:
with Briefs here

Rolf:
The gates of Dayeworn are now open, and you are now free to traverse in search of Ms. Bear Force One

Cilicia:
"Like we said, you only need one of those eyes, so watch where those eyes are looking if you want to keep them both intact."

Rolf:
"R-right...." Rolf turns to himself trying to convince himself that this situtation can't be all THAT dire.

Rolf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o
Cilicia: (( P-P-P-P-P-P-Panty ))

Myxy:
Once outside the church, Myxy turns to Little Boy Wonder, "Scribe. Fight. Can you? Are you in any way useful?"
tirkaroKujo:
So anyway outside of the usual distractions of Dayeworn itself, hopefully not enough that i need put down a map for it, the trail of the bear seems to closely follow the sweet raspberry scent you smelt earlier.

Rolf:
"Uuuuh...me? Well, I'm a healer, first and foremost. Is that enough for you?"

Rolf:
"I mean, that's what I do, nursing. It's not like I can nurse people to death...usually....well, not this year at least!"

Myxy:
"I suppose that falls under the definition of useful. Use this." She tosses one of the Mage Armor potions at him, because I mean like fuck we can use em. "Drink it if and only if we are attacked."

Cilicia:
"That'll have to do for now..." Cilicia activates her Sense vision as she starts to pick up the smell of raspberry death and her mom's awful scent as well. "Looks like she followed the pixie..not terribly surprising."

Rolf:
Rolf catches it in his strong, girly hands. "Th....thanks I guess..."
Cilicia: (( Where's that Midna token? That's all I need now. ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Map' by player Thrice (Player)

3mKawaii:
i've never had a midna token

Wini:
those are defiitely strong, girly hands
Rolf: (( neither have i ))

3mKawaii:
beegirls, calmaramon, and a penguin in a pimpsuit, all I got
Cilicia: (( >TIRK'S NEVER HAD A MIDNA TOKEN ))
Cilicia: (( I'm literally baffled here. ))
Rolf: (( its one of those tokens Ive never really needed because I can't really separate it from the character itself ))
Rolf: (( it's "too iconic to token" syndrome ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Map' by player Thrice (Player)

Kumamon:
closest i've got
Tokens dropped onto map 'Map' by player Thrice (Player)

Fairy3:
actually this is probably the closest i have legitimately
Wini: (( I expect a well-cropped hentai Midna token within 30 seconds ))
Myxy: (( he only did that for Innsma ))

Myxy:
We should probably ask around for flying bears now.
Cilicia: (( Oh, I was in the process of sniffing the bitch out. ))

Midna:
here here is ur got dam midna token
Tokens dropped onto map 'Map' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Midna:
for whatever reason

Rolf:
"You...have a scent now? Well, I suppose you ARE a fox...just thought you were making a fashion statement there..."
Wini: (( anyway if the session's angling toward looking for me - Tirk, you and I should do a bit of planning for an encounter/figuring out my angle in all this ))
Wini: (( so I don't NPC myself ))
Myxy: (( dude we're going to turn you into the church and then you'll be locked away forever ))
Rolf: (( were you trailing aside the pixies ))

Cilicia:
"I'm a -kitsune-.." she corrects sternly.
Wini: (( if they were all going to fly away together, that's a bit too much of a risk of being spotted, so I'mma say no ))
Myxy: (( dude you turned into a bear and flew away on a broom ))
Rolf: (( JUST GONNA MAKE THIS HARDER FOR ME HUH WELL OK I'LL WORK WITH IT THO ))
Myxy: (( you have already been spotted. ))
Wini: (( not by you shitters ))
Rolf: (( actually, hold on ))
Rolf: (( first, can you do a stealth check ))
Wini: (( welp ))
Wini: (( /rsec, assumedly? ))
Rolf: (( sure why not i guess wtf whatever ))
* Agidius rolls secretly to you: 14 secret rolls terrify me => Invalid expression: 14 secret rolls terrify me.
* Agidius rolls secretly to you: 17 IF advantage applies, here's another. Not sure if it would. => Invalid expression: 17 IF advantage applies, here's another. Not sure if it would..
* You roll secretly: does this work => Invalid expression: does this work.
* You roll secretly: 23 => Invalid expression: 23.

Radia:
* You roll secretly: 23 => Invalid expression: 23.

Radia:
i dont even wanna make that private that's a dam good roll

Radia:
on my end, not yours unfortunately
Myxy: (( it's pretty incredibly good yes ))
Wini: (( but it was invalid tho ))
Radia: (( so was yours ))
Wini: (( also damn, I forgot - with 6 people there, that's like, a 0.264908109375 chance of a nat 20 ))

Radia:
One of the pixies, whilst getting ready to fly away, spots a- "AAAAAH! WHAT THE *slang* is THAT thing!?"
Wini: (( curse you, groups ))

Beachy Keen:
"What? You sayin' someone is spying on us?"

Raspberry Death:
"Hmm?" 14

Raspberry Death:
"Oh...I think I see something. If you're out there, put your hands up where I can see em!"

Myxy:
"Do you know where she is?"
Wini: (( welp, what sort of terrain did you give me to work with ))
Raspberry Death: (( it's kinda bushy ))
Cilicia: (( I assume I can follow that scent with my nosey mabobler. ))
Cilicia: (( Hah, now you have to deal with bush for a change ))
Wini: (( clearly I roll with it and just turn into a beaver. ))
Cilicia: (( You disgust me. ))
Wini: (( I was actually thinking badger tho ))

Plip:
"Hurry up BREH! Fore I bust a *slang* up that *slang*!"

Raspberry Death:
"You sure someone is there?"

Radia:
"Maybe they're giving us the silent treatment...."
Wini: (( actually, better idea. ))
Cilicia: (( They're pixies, they could probably cast DETECT MAGIC ON YOUR BITCHASS ))

Wini (Skunk):
They're welcome to it.
Raspberry Death: (( so is skunk your final answer ))

Wini (Skunk):
it is.

Raspberry Death:
"Holy *slang*! It's a skunk!"

Wini (Skunk):
Hissss!
Myxy: (( wild shape IS magical ))
Myxy: (( so hope they don't have detect magic ))
Myxy: (( or antimagic field ))
Wini (Skunk): (( Even if they do ))

Grinn:
"Pffthahaha look at that...look at that dumb little skunky thing....*slang*in' Pepe le Pew lookin' ass....little dumb ass...."
Wini (Skunk): (( they can still get skunked. ))

Radia:
"Nooo! Why you gotta roast a skunk!?"

Wini (Skunk):
Wini hisses and spits, looking for a way to retreat
Myxy: (( CAN we follow MT's character's nose that it presumably has? Though now Wini smells like a skunk so that might throw it off ))
Grinn: (( yeah u can follow her nose ))
Grinn: (( it's pretty acchurate ))

Raspberry Death:
"Wait, hold on a second....something seems familiar here...."

Raspberry Death:
Raspberry walks up to the skunk. "I think, perhaps this skunk might be...." I may not have detect magic BUT I do have DETECT THOUGHTS.
Myxy: (( And then Raspberry lost her mental virginity. ))

Wini (Skunk):
After a few seconds of hissing, if they don't back off, she sprays forth a cloud of TOXIC GAS

Raspberry Death:
Which you for some reason can detect I'm using now, so you must think of this innermost dilemma: what would a skunk think abo- OH NOOOO

Wini (Skunk):
DC something or other Constitution I really thought there'd be a 5e skunk
Raspberry Death: (( there are no 5e hammocks whats the point ))
Wini (Skunk): (( what the -fuck-. ))
Myxy: (( they only actually learn you're using it if you probe deeper into their mind ))
Wini (Skunk): (( Defensive Spray (Ex): Skunks can spray of a foul-smelling liquid to defend themselves. If the skunk succeeds on ranged touch attack, the target of the spray must make a DC 20 Fortitude save or be stunned for 2d4 rounds. Even if the target makes his save, he is still stunned for one round. Each round for one minute, everyone in a 15 foot radius must make a DC 10 Fortitude save or be sicken that round. Anyone that fails their Fortitude save by 5 or more also falls prone. Skunks can use this ability once per day. All DCs are constitution based. ))
Wini (Skunk): (( this was 3.5 ))
Myxy: (( as long as you're only looking into surface thoughts you're good ))
Wini (Skunk): (( saves should probably be nerfed to account ))
Wini (Skunk): (( I'd have sprayed her when she approached anyhow, detect thoughts or no detect thoughts. ))

Raspberry Death:
13

Wini (Skunk):
12 Ranged Touch attack for raspberry
Wini (Skunk): (( right, +2 for size bonus ))
Wini (Skunk): (( assuming that tracks as it does in pathfinder ))

Raspberry Death:
The pixie is dazed and confused. *COUGH COUGH* "Oh CONFOUND that stupid skunk!"

Beachy Keen:
"It's not worth it, my duder. We can't beat it for now..."
Myxy: (( Stench. Any creature that starts its turn within 5 feet of the ghast must succeed on a DC 10 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned until the start of its next turn. On a successfu l saving throw, the creature is immune to the ghast's Stench for 24 hours. ))
Myxy: (( that's from the Ghast in the monster manual ))
Myxy: (( I would use something like that ))

Raspberry Death:
"I swear when I see that thing again, I'm feeding it right to the rocs!"

Mortimer:
herpa derp that's me im a roc
Wini (Skunk): (( you look like a 40s cartoon reject ))

Mortimer:
WHY U GOTTA ROAST A ROC MY GUY
Myxy: (( there is no such thing as a ranged touch attack in 5e, and size doesn't matter at all in 5e when it comes to attack rolls ))

Mortimer:
and so Wini takes off into the grand wilderness instead of being railroaded into my bad plotlines and the pixies just sorta take off in the other direction for now.

Mortimer:
NOW ON THE OTHER END, panty stocking and brief follow Toucan Cilicia's nose, and it goes out into quite some strange areas.
Myxy: (( she was following the scents of both raspberry AND wini ))
Myxy: (( so now that they're going in different directions she splits in half right down the middle and each nostril-driven section hops toward its goal ))

Mortimer:
After about, oh, 3 hours of travelling by now, I'm just being efficient here, you find yourself getting stuck in a completely non-specific area due to Rolf's whining

Rolf:
"Guuuuys, I'm so tiiiireeeed! Why do we have to run around so much!?"

Myxy:
"She is moving. We must move faster. Otherwise we will never catch her."

Rolf:
Noooo, it's gay in here.

Rolf:
did MT fall asleep
Myxy: (( no, he wandered off ))
Myxy: (( have not you learned by now ))

Myxy:
"Reposition yourself. Stay behind us."

Myxy:
>tfw he's a Paladin, not a Bard/Cleric

Rolf:
"Wheeeeeeeeh......"

Myxy:
"Very little here could challenge me, but for you that may not be so."

Myxy:
tirk: 1d100=39
Cilicia: (( No, I'm here. ))

Rolf:
From here, things begin to seem a little...occupied. There are some trinkets here and there, and some signs of civilization polutting the ground....

Myxy:
"Even I am not resilient. Standing here at front, I will invariably die, but so be it."

Rolf:
Oooooh, now it's REALLY gay!
Myxy: (( only CLAUDE is unquestionably gay ))
Myxy: (( (that means the other two are ?s) ))

Sunny Day:
"Ufufufu? What brings you all the way out here?" A few flowers block your way from here, with some weird trinkets surrounding them everywhere.
Myxy: (( like what? Skunk intestines, hopefully? ))
Myxy: (( Skullomania paraphenalia? ))

Cloudy Day:
"Waaah! Don't hurt us, we're just simple flowers, you see, that's all!" Stuff like spoons, candy wrappers, T-shirts with memes on them, the like

Rainy Day:
"Hmm, wait, you wouldn't happen to be..."

Rolf:
"Whatever, whatever. If they ain't gonna hurt us, uh...why not just lie down here for a while?"

Sunny Day:
"Teheheheeeeheeeheee..."

Sunny Day:
so everyone really is asleep huh

Myxy:
"Move. All of you. We cannot rest, whether or not the fox has even the energy to speak. I will tie you to me and run if I must."
Cilicia: (( Yeah, I'm getting kind of out of it. ))

Sunny Day:
"Well yeah sure, we can do that, but first we need to-" AND THAT'S YOUR CLIFFHANGER FOR TODAY FOLKS.

Wini (Skunk):
three completely not-ominous flowers

Rainy Day:
We almost got to the first encounter....almost.....

Rainy Day:
so close....u could just taste it....yum....

Wini (Skunk):
tirk u and me have gotta have a chat once I write up my backstory

Rainy Day:
no this isn't going to be a campaign about retrieving you

Wini (Skunk):
good

Rainy Day:
i am in fact trying to blast through this one aspect as fast as possible to get to the good stuff

Wini (Skunk):
I'm actually planning on contacting them myself anyway

Rainy Day:
IF ONLY YOU WOULD LET ME, BOO HOO

Myxy:
I dunno if I am the only one getting this

Myxy:
but letters melt into each other in the chatbox

Myxy:
like

Myxy:
yw

Wini (Skunk):
Screencap it?

Wini (Skunk):
I don't see it at all

Rainy Day:
that does in fact seem like a you problem

Myxy:
for some reason it didn't do it there

Myxy:
but usually

Rainy Day:
ever since i left the city yw

Wini (Skunk):
ywsually?

Rainy Day:
tonight

Rainy Day:
yw

Myxy:
the tip of the y melts into the w

Myxy:
or with tt

Rainy Day:
your text is decaying

Myxy:
sometimes the left t melts into the right

Myxy:
It's stranging

Rainy Day:
you need to buy new, fresh text

Myxy:
download more text

Rainy Day:
water your text daily

Myxy:
AND THERE

Myxy:
The top right portion of the x gets cut off into the t

Myxy:
and the same with the top right of the r there, in portion

Myxy:
but not THERE

Myxy:
It looks like it has something to do with line length

Myxy:
As I can type out portion

Myxy:
and it will do it

Myxy:
then delete a letter

Myxy:
and it corrects itself

Hey! Listen!:
NOW PLAYING Your Best Friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzpTB-QZufc

Sunny Day:
i forgot to play that

Wini (Skunk):
It was needed.

Myxy:
amaranth, graves, etc

Myxy:
But yeah we do seriously need to get to the actual campaign

Sunny Day:
wen next playdate

Myxy:
Things are going too slowly

Myxy:
and MT hates us all

Sunny Day:
time flew too fast

Sunny Day:
not my fault

Sunny Day:
blame time