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- Chapter 1
- >be me, the getaway driver from a decent crew
- >we stole some good shit today
- >some gold, some swords, some wands, some talking tree, and some knight armor
- >don’t care it was being sent to a school of magikids and special talents
- >this shit pays for our injuries and all of our dreams
- >not mine yet tho
- >closing up shop after we got back
- >toss my lizard head mask to the van
- >hide my glock 21 in passenger’s compart and a glow set of binoculars next to the road flares
- >.45 acp always shoots out tires or engines
- >The trigger or loading is not a problem I swear
- >binocs work in daylight and nightlight up to my ex’s house at night
- >I’m pretty sure we don’t need to see each other but damn her to lead hell if she gets to my stuff again
- >probly gonna get the cigar later
- "Heyy…"
- >oh it's the talking tree
- >the kind carved from a short log or a stone
- >maybe a mascot totem or something
- "You all will regret taking me away from the school..."
- >oh when will I not?
- >put some tape in its mouth for good measure
- >hear the secret knocking from outside
- >drag open the door
- >it’s the team leader, sniper Joe, looking pretty clean as always
- >He sniped the wyvern zappers before I got on the scene
- >I still don’t know how he got that gun he calls a HTR
- >what’s up?
- >he rips off his Richard Pryor mask (he's sure he got the hair and mustache right)
- >okay what's the trouble, we got everything right
- Anon, you fucked up
- >what do you mean
- >he shows me recorded newsfeed on his phone
- >oh shit it's Frank and Gizzard hauling the loot on mobility scooters for old giants coming to the right
- >you can tell because Frank wears George R. R. Martin and Gizzard wears George Lopez
- >they move slowly while the massive seat protects the two of them from flashes of light from the left
- >Frank the elf is dual wielding MP5s while Gizzard the ork is shooting back with a hi-power while driving
- >Frank isn't firing white tracers
- >he's firing calcification rounds
- >the police mages get pushed back faster than they can advance, but they put down heavy fire around the scooter
- >then blue wyverns with white and black stripes fly by
- >they have riders with electricity dancing at their lances
- >Frank and Gizzard looks like they're going shit themselves when they get surrounded
- >they fire accurately, but every shot seems to get stopped by an invisible shield on the wyverns
- >Frank gets shot in the arm by a zap lightning, making him lose his grip and have to hide behind the scooter
- >the scooter has to keep moving, despite the wyverns dive bombing and grabbing loot
- >the police mages decide to get closer
- >but then BOOM, spray of blood all over the street
- >Another BOOM, bucket o' blood covering the sidewalk
- >Then the last BOOM, red sunscreen coating Frank and Gizzard
- >all in just 10 seconds
- >then I come in
- >aw yeah, me running over a wyvern
- >it’s the van dropping rolling smoke bombs from doors
- >before I pulled over tho, I think my horn told the mages to get off the road
- >then the smoke fogs up the entire street
- >heavy smoke comes out of the van's roof like I hoped
- >so that the newsfeed couldn't see the loot filling up the van
- >and Frank and Gizzard running to hide in an apartment they got under totally normal conditions
- >thank you magic fire insurance for giving gypsum-based plaster sprays I used to fire proof the van
- >then it's when the newsfeed ends
- >how?
- >Like everything Joe planned, he forced the police to fall back by shooting the newsfeed camera
- >oh and so the smoke wouldn't get fanned away
- >and that's what happened
- >it's been 4 hours since
- >and nothing's happened yet
- >we’re fine Joe, but I can probably torch the van like last time
- "No, you can’t, I got a hold of police dossier and they say a fairy tracker is missing"
- >the fuck
- >I even put the anti-magic stickers and anti-spirits stuff
- >Those things even ward off tracker fairies like silver with vampires
- "Look at the traffic light."
- >he replays the video
- >I look and then I see it
- >something actually flew off before the smoke came and got close to the van
- >and then it flew to the scooter's large cart
- >fuck
- "Anon..."
- >that's crazy, my van's stickers...
- "Find that tracker NOW, or we'll be zapping dummies by next morning!"
- >tear open the chest
- >we poured it all out
- >just gold
- >acetylene torch the sords and armors to hear anything
- >nothing
- >ah fuck
- >it was the talking tree thing
- >Joe knows it too
- >because he grabbed it
- >and threw it on the ground
- >then there was the fucking fairy
- >plopped on the floor like a dead pigeon
- >covered in splinters and shredded blue cloth
- >holding a dull black plastic blinking thing
- >coughing up fairy blood
- >wings slowly disintegrating at the edges
- >a fallen angel
- >if it were not the vengeful smile
- >cracking but showing on a sallow face
- "Get fucked, thieves."
- >Joe suddenly jumps
- >like high
- >and then he lands on top
- >grinding to oblivion
- >I need to getaway
- >because I didn't know fairy blood made good dye for shoes
- "The tracker's signal was weak inside this place, but it kept going to make a blip on the police radar."
- "it's been 4 hours, but now we maybe got 10 minutes before we get ass raided."
- >then let’s get out NOW
- >pile the loot and heavy tools inside the van
- >lead a leaking can from inside and outside the shop
- >see the gas is on everything
- >light one, take a quick puff for the road, and throw it on the gas
- >Joe slams the shop door before the cig contacts
- >see under the door a bit of smoke
- >a shame
- >for the space loaners
- >we weren't going to build a medicinal shop for elves
- >but after this, it’s payd-
- >SLAM
- >-ay…
- >don’t even feel the ground when I hit it
- >sleep’s good
- >wake up
- >I'm at some beach under a city dock
- >shredded yellow stripe black tape in the sand
- >moonlight is leaking thorough the dock's open holes
- >I’m tied with tape to the van in the driver’s
- >I feel the pedal’s forced to neutral with a brick
- >this doesn’t look good
- >I hear footsteps coming from above, walking down closer
- >it's motherfucking Joe, looking too cool
- >he walks to the sand, chatting on the phone with his back to me
- "Anon’s going on vacation. He says we’ll see him in New Zealand if we want him again."
- >WHAT.disbelief
- "It’s good Gizzard. He got his share of the loot, and you’ll get yours soon."
- >No I didn't you sonuvabitch
- >wait why can't I hear my words, when I’m not taped?!
- Hold on, my daughter’s here. See ya.
- >struggle against the tape
- >but no one can escape waterboarding tape
- >Backstabber saunters over to me while I try to get out
- Anon, sorry to do this, but I really need your share.
- >spit in his face because I can but the motherfucker takes it
- You better not tell anyone about this okay?
- >I can and will if I get outta this
- Oh right you can’t. I did something to your throat. Now whatever thing down there gets ya, no one will hear
- >he bends MY side view mirror to show my throat
- >what the fuck is that?
- Permanent seal of silence Anon. Unless you wanna carve out a new tongue or get a new body, you’ll be silent for a long while, leaving me and the other guys to enjoy our new wealth in peace.
- Plus, I now have the leverage to fuck the elf detective and ask for immunity
- >it all makes sense
- >the dark elves were behind this
- >they must have paid joe to do this
- >shit
- >hear some swooshing
- "Looks like your ride ends here"
- >it’s a goddamn portal to the fantasy world
- >fucking shit
- >Joe pulls out my lizard head mask from his coat, just looking at it one last time
- "If only it was like Goblex Rolex at Vegas..."
- >what
- >Only My Ex and I met there
- >and we just broke up...
- >HOW DO YOU KNOW HER YOU MASSIVE BACK MAGGOT
- "I should have cut you loose long ago, but Anon, you did do some good escaping for what it was worth"
- >I get hammered with a sucker punch
- >feel my mask being slipped on
- >really want a cigar right about now
- >black out when the van starts moving
- >everything is shaking for a little bit
- >then
- >I wake up
- >what in fresh hell is this
- >still stuck
- >vision isn't so good
- >but someone is here next to me in the van
- >it's someone in medical looking clothes
- >tight
- >she has a hand on my face
- OH my heavens, this man is alive! Quick I need an air tank here!
- >she...
- >she looks fuckable with eyes like those
- >kind innocent ones
- We have good people coming for you, just hang in there!
- >vision coming back
- >look outside
- >4 uniformed long haired or short haired shapes at some ambulance
- >One of them is extra curvy and wearing the overalls
- >She is REDHAIRED
- >gotta get out for dat poosy
- >fight against the tape
- Sir! Don't overexert yourself! We-
- >I can break these cuffs.jpg on my face
- >you can't break those cuffs.jpg on blonde's face
- >UURGGHHHRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH
- >my muscles tense
- >the breathing outside also gets tense
- >hear the snaps
- >hear nearby buttons pop
- >And i'm free
- >well well, what do we have here
- >you didn't have to carry out the stretcher and air tank for big ol' me
- >you already have your heavy loads to carry
- >like your honking headlights and extra space trunks
- >strapped on so tight like locknuts on headlights
- >I could change oil all day with you lot
- >okay enough euphemisms
- >let's make them real
- >reach for the "special pills" next to the chloroform compartment
- >you know for handling extra girls
- *war horn*
- >what the fuck is that?
- >scrawny little things
- >no wait
- >it's damn kobolds riding horses with flaming spears
- Sex the females! Sex the females!
- >aw dammit
- >now they're taking the girls away just after their uniforms tore
- >even the redheaded one
- Shiny! Get the SHINY!
- >what
- >oh god they're going after me and the blonde
- >turn the key
- >6litergo
- >after accelerating for one second, shift to Drive4
- >reversedrive
- >I ram some kobolds on their stupid horses with my van's reinforced behind
- >shiny van's mine cave fuckers
- *war horn*
- >oh...no
- >the kobolds brought in backup
- >bigger and heavier looking horses with nastier looking kobolds
- >they look ready for a jousting?
- >and they're getting CLOSER
- >clutch to Drive1
- >tightly hold the hand of the blonde
- But-!
- >don't worry baby.johnny bravo
- >what_matters_is_that_youre_with_me.jpg on my face
- >let's ride
- >just before the bastards get close, I'm already gone
- >damn they're really persistent
- >reach for the glock
- >not there
- >wait WHAT
- >the blonde took my glock
- >she's one handing it at some chasers
- >her muscles tense vibrantly at every shot she makes
- >as delicate as she is, she's savage beautiful
- >rear mirror shows the bloodworks and fireworks she's making
- >aw yeah sparks are flying
- >gotta show my own firepower
- >I always have a spare gun in the vans I use
- >use the torn tape as rope to keep the van going in one direction
- >use suspiciously familiar brick to keep the pedal to the metal
- >right
- >drive safe kids
- >adults ride dangerously
- >unlock the side door and back door of the van
- >the blonde quickly moves her way to the side door
- >"EET MY HOT LEAD YA STINKING MILKSOPS"
- >scottish?
- >eh that's okay
- >heft my spare out from under the seat
- >my 20 round ruger mini 14
- >take position at the back door
- >push my door open
- >oh the kobolds on their horses...
- >are just targets for me and my 5.56 thrower
- >after the first shot I make, I take it all in
- >we're driving over flat peaceful pasture
- >well not so peaceful
- >there's so much fucking grass and some yellow flowers here and there
- >but the wind washes over my face like the blonde's hand over mine
- >the chaser shrieking and horse feet thundering and engine humming
- >the smell of gunpowder and gunmetal discharge
- >shoulder thumping from the firing
- >each riderless horse running away
- >the sight of each fallen kobold
- >each dropped casing
- >ah this is bliss
- >is this a good time for a catchphrase?
- >yes
- ...
- >wait what
- >I can't say my catchphrase
- >ah
- >AH
- >AAAAAHHH
- >Why can't I say anything?!
- >wait what the kobolds are still getting closer
- WHAM
- >FUCK
- >the fucking van crashed
- >but there weren't any hills or holes I saw while I drove
- >not a thing I haven't experienced thankfully
- >but my head lodged under the seat is a new one
- >and that the van is in a big sinkhole with the back to the sky
- >shit shit shit
- >pull my head out
- >oh shit no the kobolds arrived
- >they're peering inside
- >where the fuck is my ruger
- >a kobold throws down a sword
- >wait what
- >a weapon
- >I feel like I should grab that
- >the blonde grabs it first
- >okay sure that's good
- >I'll just keep them at range with-
- Kill the man human girl, and we will spare you!
- >the blonde looks at the sword
- >then at me
- >come on you can't be serious
- Tell me sir, do ya like living
- >what an odd question
- >I do lady, but-
- Tell me, before I gut ya
- >now wait I can tell you, but I just can't say anything at the moment
- >nodding works right?
- Tell me
- >back away
- >I really do, but I just can't-
- >nodding is supposed to work
- >but IT'S NOT WORKING
- TELL ME
- >then her eyes
- >they're no longer kind
- >They're NOT INNOCENT
- >I back to the wall away from her
- >pull out pocket sand
- >throw it at her eyes
- >but eyes are just glass
- >she stares me down
- Kill the man! Kill the Man!
- >NO
- >ready my hands in defiance
- >pull the first punch
- >AH GOD
- >MY HAND
- >my blood leaks all around me and the fucking blonde
- >fall to my knees
- >my fucking stump
- >my hand twitches around, dirty and bloodied
- KILL THE MAN! KILL THE MAN! KILL THE MAN!
- >it's getting dark
- >look up
- >the blonde is holding up the sword
- >the chanting and fire above us starts to fade from my sight
- >oh why
- >is it really it
- >I took you away from them
- >shouldn't we have stuck together?
- >we could have faced them all
- >goddamn it all
- >can't see anything by the time the sword comes down
- >feel like falling
- >like falling really fast
- >then I wake up breathing hard
- >my eyes are fucking wet again
- >I don't want to remember dreams like that
- >never again
- >now where am I
- >why am I in my van?
- >what is my mask around my face?
- >what are the twigs and broken glass on the seats here for?
- >oh shit I'm trapped in...tape?
- >waterboarding tape
- >how in the world did I-
- >oh I remember now
- >that goldman jew Joe just backstabbed me for extra money and pussy
- >I gotta get back at him for this
- >we were all supposed to live it down good after the portals started appearing everywhere
- >with richass CEOs to fucking furries drooling for magic stuff, special providers like me could get rich altogether
- >but no
- >I end up here taped to my anti-magic van trapped in some godforsaken other world
- >I'll be eaten by the wildlife here before I can get my revenge
- >but what can eat me alive in this forest?
- >I don't know
- >well living in da city all of your life does that for ya
- >ah fuck what is that in my chest
- >well
- >at least I didn't die in my sleep impaled by trees
- >but this twig hurts like a bitch
- >damn it smells like one of those greenhouses I passed by
- >shimmy my arms around
- >looks like the twigs that impaled me made a nice hole for the tape
- >damn it
- >my arms can't reach it
- >but the twigs that already stabbed me can probably cut through the tape if I just-
- >hear something knock on the van
- >what
- >OH SHIT PLAY FUCKING DEAD
- >go limp and close my fucking eyes
- >hear sharp heavy clangs against the floor of the van
- >come on stupid animal, i don't care just piss or poop and get outta here
- >the clangs get closer to me
- >oh shit I forgot animals can eat dead things too
- >did I take a bath before I got here?
- >the clangs stop
- >feel some sort of hand touch my neck
- >hear like the threads of long skinny metal bolts scratching across
- >at this point alarmed at how this thing is looking for my pulse
- >not gonna feel it through the mask's plastic
- …not long since for his passing. Looks like…fresh kill for me.
- >hoarse or not, that’s a fucked up voice
- >oh wait, is that thing that talked a fucking skinwalker!?
- >aw fuck my life more than it already it was
- >feel something go for my impaled chest
- Dry blood…Wearing soft garment. Close to Goochi ware. Black and white colors. Not sure why this is not iron skin or cow skin.
- >cow skin? Iron skin? Also I never wear that other brand
- >hear snipping sounds
- >hairraisingchills.jpg
- >surprise, I’m slowly carried out and placed outside
- >the grass tickles my hands, but play dead through it
- >my arms are lifted and placed across on my chest
- >hear something rustle and rest in front of me
- Thank you again, mysterious giver of gifts, for another gift today. Hopefully this lizardman will find a nice place in the afterlife.
- >wait this thing prays for the dead?
- Even if I do not like the light, the sun was out today and showed me where there were traveler’s tracks. I was able to find extra food-
- >fuck this
- >silently roll myself away from this thing
- >I think the van's this way
- >oh damn I can't roll up this hill
- >Oh WOAH
- >damn it gravity
- >my head is resting on something
- >THESE ARE WEIRD soft STICKS I'M FEELIN
- Oh! But-
- >aw shit
- I thought you were dead!
- >my eyes open
- >look up at ragged green and brown clothes
- >improvised camo would even make veteran hobos weep because I can clearly see a woman's torso
- >oh wait
- >my eyes open more
- >past the torn and taped green brown clothes
- >past the set of 6 splayed lithe gray arms
- >past the underside of 2 x 6 oz oil jugs
- >are 4 eyes owned by a face shrouded in shade
- >arranged like 4 green lasers in the dark
- >aimed straight at me
- >I roll away as this
- >woman
- >thing
- >darts away like a cobra from those nature shows
- >we lock eyes once we're separated
- >quickly size her up while getting up
- >ignore the pain
- >okay, she's wearing some sort of cloak
- >6 arms and 2 legs
- >wind picking up to show a fair angular face under the hood with messy brown
- >it's like bad ending Cinderella meets resident evil with these little things coming out of her mouth
- >best description I can come up with
- >but it tells me this isn't a person
- >this is a predator
- >one of those fast strike types
- >the types that kill with venom or savage slashes
- >but personally
- >I've felt I could always stomp on any one of these types
- >that's right
- >I still have my mask on
- >I've already intimidated her from how scared she looks
- >I'm much bigger than her
- >and with that
- >I get up and turn away
- >spot the van
- >fucking ignore how my chest feels being torn in 2
- >walk towards the van
- >walk slowly and confidently because my vertigo from being hammered is acting up
- >hear a crunching sound behind me
- Hey-you
- >AHJEEZUSCHRIST
- >elbow bash what's behind me
- >fuck my vertigo because my fear is stronger
- >jump in the back and lock it up
- >goddamn it now I have to hotwire from this angle
- >reach around
- >hear the familiar jangling
- >oh what the keys are still in the ignition
- >but why
- >not gonna question it yet
- >turn it, ignite it and gun it
- >look in the outside rear view mirror in reflex
- >when I backed up, I got close to the thing I elbow bashed
- Wait for me-
- >door bash the thing this time
- >get the fuck outta there
- >oh sigh of relief
- >it's a road that could only be made by city folk
- >little bumpy and looks a little dirty tho
- >right, current priorities
- >priority 1: find a place to fix my hole
- >road has to lead to a hospital or a clinic
- >priority 2: gotta find a place to hide this van
- >a cave, a hole, a really big hill, anything
- >priority 3: take inventory
- >how much money I have now and what I can make so I buy back something valuable
- >see my fucked up neck
- >oh yeah that fuck bent my side mirror
- >bend it back so I can see behind
- >what the trees aren't supposed to be swaying like that
- >oh my bleeding hole
- >it's the FUCKING
- >THING CHASING ME IN THE TREES
- >keep ignoring the bumps in the road
- >Cmon tires don't bust on me
- >the fucker better not be chasing in the thic-
- >THING IS STILL CHASING
- >weave through the trees like drunken niggs in public
- >Car boosters would be proud of the 50 mile speed I'm pulling
- >but the damage is gonna be a bitch to repair
- >okay getting off road
- >woah there is this clearing here
- >stumps and rocks and ditches everywhere
- >it's alright now that I can drive freely for a little bit
- >oh WHAT THE FUCK the scary bitch is still chasing me
- >then I see this great, large wall of wood made of trees
- >is this some sort of elf village?
- >I try to turn, but the terrain seems to turned into mud
- >can't change direction or pull the brakes
- >I've been moving fast on momentum the entire time I saw the wall
- >goddamnit
- >If I'm crashing, I'm gonna at least have the back meet wood first
- >clutch to drive 4
- >turn left like I'm backing up for cargo at the speed of deja vu
- >ye, turned the van around just in time to see the thing still chasing me
- >it looks sad for me
- >like I'm going to kill myself
- >why?
- >oh wait forgot the seatbelt
- CWRUNCH
- >jump up in my seat before I could do anything
- >see parts of wall falling down on the hood
- >it was all plywood and fake tree wood
- >the thing that was chasing me stopped at a hole that wasn't there
- >but it doesn't matter because it's going to be far away from the van
- >going far away...
- >OH FUCK I'M STILL IN REVERSE
- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
- >slam my head hard on the wheel
- >aw shit
- >that's whiplash for ya
- "OI! WOT FUCK FUCKED MY SHOP"
- >what's this smell of oil and rock?
- "YOU! WHAT AR YOU DOING HERE!?"
- >is that a little red headed man I see
- >oh no the black is setting in
- >fuck, going dark
- "IMMA PUT A BOLT IN YA SO HARD-"
- >faint
- Chapter 2
- >be me
- >anon who was kicked into the new world expected to die in a forest
- >instead ran into a fucking scary spider thing and crashed into a village before passing out
- >now slowly waking up after passing out
- >why's the ceiling close to me
- >move my arm up
- >woah I already feel like I could smash my head if I jumped to it
- >try to get up
- >get pricked by something small in every spot I try to move
- >fucking tiny ass toolroom
- >small locked metal boxes, rows and rows of screwdriver sets,
- >tattered yellow blueprints, old looking power-tools,
- >oil cans, and other numerus tools stuff on surrounding, suddenly irritating shelves
- >a smaller bed meant for a kid was moved to the side
- >an open door that looks half my height
- >and a dozen oil rags covering my entire body except my head
- >how the fuck did I get in this
- >I want out
- >hear some thundering
- "-have a bleeding massive car in my own shop! And filled with human funs and other shite!"
- >what
- >THAT'S MY STUFF
- "-ana lil' bit more iron an gunpowder, I moight get to take on the godforsaken black bellend Queen!"
- >what the fuck's a bellend Queen
- >try to speak
- >oh right, I can't
- >"But I got this barely dead human with me that I got no business with-Then I gotta start feedin-No wait!"
- >oh it's a little man with a red beard
- >dirty blue overalls and little rubber boots
- >"OI! You awake human?"
- >I raise myself
- >and cause a few shelves to shake
- >"WOAH Keep it down! We don't want those bastards coming after us now!"
- >okay what bastards?
- >ah there we go, sitting up without making stuff all
- >"You know, those lizard things you find at least 3 of when ya see em?"
- >"The little lizard things that YIP YIP like your annoying rat dogs?"
- >"THE THIEVING MAGGOT HIDES THAT TAKE YOUR EVERYTHING?"
- >shed shakes a little
- >"AND EVERYBODY BETRAYS YOU BECAUSE OF-YAAAAUUUAAA"
- >angry little man noises.wav causes dust to stir
- >I guess 'everything' is not here, or there
- >but what do kobolds have to do with everything
- >now the little man is calming down
- >he unslings one of those flasks walking towards me
- >"alright hughman, you don't know what sugar factory you crashed into, didya?"
- >nod no?
- >the guy doesn't care and just blinds me with his teeth shining
- >little man then takes 2 glass goblets from the shelf and pours his stuff into them
- >I take the one with the browner color
- >not a bad sip of something warm
- >"this place you threw yourself into ain't a dwarven Brewster mountain fo your sunday blues. No NO!"
- >he pulls from behind this map of a mountain, titled Mountain of Malcara
- >"It's a War Fortress for the green scum under da rock, Queen Velda!"
- >cue an afternoon long tour of what is really a massive gun forge disguised as a mountain brewery
- >except inside an outside shed
- >deep beneath us, there are several big ass caverns where families of slaves mine metals
- >they also smash them into smaller pieces, and refine them into war steel in long processing lines
- >supposedly a whole power plant is down there getting electricity from volcanic heat
- >then over that, but both under and above the ground, are the factories, farms, and workshops
- >enough hardware and goods in there is enough to convince inspectors that it's only for brewing
- >and they skip the weapon rooms, soldier's quarters, and more
- >so much more
- >like stolen treasure, torture chambers, propaganda production, scary stuff
- >but how?
- >'dwarf ingenuity' says the little bearded man
- >"but it all belongs to the war mongering queen now"
- >the little man clenches his hands
- >"We got to the mountain first, before those little smelly whelps."
- >"and we fought"
- >the little man removes a large dusty pickaxe from a shelf
- >oh it's like a glorious royal stick of silver I saw in the museum, but a pickaxe
- >but there's missing stuff on it
- >wait a minute
- >"oh yes fought, and we were so good at it too"
- >suddenly he swings
- >like damn hard and fast into a can of oil
- >black drips all over it
- >"but then SHE came, and it went wrong. It went all wrong."
- >the little man throws the can out the door and puts back the pickaxe
- >"SHE made it all wrong."
- >he looks at me with white in his eyes
- >oh that is a red nose
- >you could say it glows
- >with age
- >and rage
- >"okay hughman, I know this is gonna be crazy, but what if you help me take back my mountain and brothers"
- >no
- >"and you get all the gold, jewels, and anything that bitch stole that can fit in the car I found ya in."
- >umm...maybe? Yes?
- >"don't worry, I know how to overthrow a queen. And work with hughmans."
- >okay you had me with gold and money I could make
- >fuck, my chest tho
- >"Aw, not feeling too good are ya? okay I'll be right back with someone I know"
- >I wait a little bit
- >nothing should happen for a little bit so I decide to get out of the room slowly
- >after kneeling and walking under the door, I'm out in this hangar like room
- >there's no light in this curved ceiling with the light coming from outside
- >plus it feels smaller than it should be when the doors
- >jeez, it feels like kids raised in a metal foundry made this place
- >oh maybe
- >but there it is, the van with all of my stuff lain out
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