funny tidbits

I never read the Genesis story in the bible but someone told me recently that it's just a basic origin story. You know, God took out Adam's rib and pumped a layer of adamantium into his body. Made him fight a female version of himself in a scientist's laboratory. Hugh Jackwoman.


I don't let people bring me down; I'm too blessed to be stressed. If somebody gives me shit I just kill them with kindness. Kindness being the name of my broad sword, of course. Those bastards deserve what they get.


I'm really down to earth. I named my intergalactic hover board John Everyman.