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- ["So Alive" by Tiffany Alvord]
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- ♪ I'm feeling alive ♪
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- 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:40,673
- ♪ I'm feeling a rush ♪
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- 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,342
- ♪ So energized ♪
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- 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,645
- ♪ Nothing is standing
- in my way ♪
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- 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:47,313
- ♪ I'm feeling the beat ♪
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- 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:50,350
- ♪ The beat of my heart ♪
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- 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,620
- ♪ I'm feeling a spark ♪
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- 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,522
- ♪ I'm feeling the flame ♪
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- 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,323
- ♪ Lights up the dark ♪
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- 00:00:57,323 --> 00:01:00,760
- ♪ Now I'm shining
- like the stars ♪
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- 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:06,733
- ♪ It's something
- that I crave ♪
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- 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,769
- ♪ I'm feeling so alive ♪
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- 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,839
- ♪ Like I'm
- on a sugar high ♪
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- 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:19,312
- ♪ You can start believing
- if you try ♪
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- 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:23,249
- ♪ I'm feeling so alive ♪
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- 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,685
- ♪ Like I'm
- on a roller coaster ride ♪
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- 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:28,088
- ♪ Got my hands up ♪
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- 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,689
- ♪ And I ain't stopping ♪
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- 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:32,792
- ♪ Tonight ♪
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- 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:36,429
- ♪ I'm feeling the clouds
- come down to earth ♪
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- 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,231
- ♪ I'm floating around ♪
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- 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:41,734
- ♪ Laughing so hard
- that it hurts ♪
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- 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:45,205
- ♪ It's just one
- of those perfect days ♪
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- 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:49,709
- ♪ I'm taking in it ♪
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- 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,678
- ♪ I forget to breathe ♪
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- 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,246
- ♪ It's bursting inside ♪
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- 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,416
- ♪ So much I can't even sleep ♪
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- 00:01:56,416 --> 00:02:02,322
- ♪ I get lost
- in my own world ♪
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- 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,725
- ♪ I'm feeling so alive ♪
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- 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:08,795
- ♪ Like I'm on a sugar high ♪
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- 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:15,768
- ♪ You can't stop me
- even if you try ♪
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- 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:18,872
- ♪ I'm feeling so alive ♪
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- 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,641
- ♪ Like I'm on a roller
- coaster ride ♪
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- 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:25,578
- ♪ Got my hands up
- and I ain't stopping ♪
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- 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:28,515
- ♪ Tonight ♪
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- 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,684
- ♪ No one's gonna stop me ♪
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- ♪ No one's gonna let you ♪
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- 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:40,193
- ♪ 'Cause I feel so alive ♪
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- ♪ So oh oh oh alive ♪
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- ♪ Oh oh oh oh... ♪
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- I never knew you had this
- kind of wild side, honey.
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- Are you sure
- you know what you're doing?
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- 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,907
- Absolutely, you're going
- to be great at this.
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- [sneezes]
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- 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,711
- Oh, here ya go!
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- 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:03,550
- Why aren't you strapped
- to an instructor?
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- I'm certified,
- I jump solo.
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- Yeah?
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- OK?
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- But I'm, I'm not ready!
- [grunting]
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- 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,829
- All right, honey,
- we have to talk.
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- 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,765
- -What?
- -I'm breaking up with you!
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- -You're what?
- -It's not you it's me!
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- 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,670
- -What?!
- -There's an Uber waiting
- for you when you land!
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- [yells]
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- -OK.
- -[screams]
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- 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:35,381
- ♪ Like I'm on
- a roller coaster ride ♪
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- 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,517
- ♪ Got my hands up ♪
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- ♪ And I ain't stopping ♪
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- ♪ Tonight ♪
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- ♪ No one's gonna stop me ♪
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- ♪ No one's gonna let you ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause I... ♪
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- I liked that one.
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- Yeah, he seemed nice.
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- Do you still
- want to make a jump?
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- There's another
- landing field up ahead.
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- Are you crazy?
- I could die.
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- [man] Yeah, I'll be there
- at 6PM sharp like always.
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- No. Because there's never
- anybody I want you to meet, Mom.
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- Yeah, there still swimming,
- last I checked.
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- All right, I'll see you Sunday.
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- I love you too, bye-bye.
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- -Dinner Sunday at Mom's?
- -Yeah.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, man.
- You want to come
- to dinner on Sunday?
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- Aw thanks, man,
- I'd love to.
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- [chuckles]
- So, what seismic earth shift
- got your ass off the couch
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- 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,505
- and in to my office today,
- buddy?
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- Basketball with the guys.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Man, I can't do it,
- I got to work.
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- -Hoops, bro.
- -I hear ya, I can't do it.
- Look at this.
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- Oh, oh, who's
- the little brunette
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- with the big guy?
- What did he do, kill her?
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- -An assault.
- -He beat her up?
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- -She kicked his ass, actually.
- -Ha! Yeah?
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- Yeah, so she caught him
- having sex with the neighbor.
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- There was an altercation,
- and he's suing her for damages.
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- So, she hired me
- to make it all go away.
- She still loves the guy.
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- She wants him back
- after he boned the neighbor?
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- I don't know what
- to tell you, man.
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- Sexual impulses are strong,
- but sometimes,
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- I guess love is stronger.
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- Is that the Hayworth file?
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- It sure is.
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- [gasps] So, you're handling
- the arbitration?
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- Yeah, I gotcha covered.
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- You bet, you can head home
- to the kids.
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- -[cell phone ringing]
- -Oh!
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- Whoa, whoa!
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- Hey, honey. No, the Adderall
- is in the green bottle,
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- it's organic.
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- Yeah. No, honey,
- it's right next to the...
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- [gasps] No!
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- That's liquid gold!
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- Nope, that's a goner.
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- Honey, you're going to
- have to take some milk
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- out of the freezer.
- I lost the afternoon load.
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- [whispers] Sorry.
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- It's still warm.
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- I don't care. Calvin,
- I need you in my office.
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- You can close the door
- behind you.
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- You like it here
- don't you, Calvin?
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- Your work has been outstanding.
- Partners have noticed.
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- Yeah. You know, I'm surprised,
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- but you can
- actually do good work
- in an oversized law firm
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- with hourly rates
- higher than gods.
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- Hmm. How are the women's rights
- cases going?
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- Mm. Just fine, great.
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- Still winning?
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- I'm undefeated.
- But you knew that.
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- Hm. That's good.
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- It's really good.
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- Gena, why am I here?
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- I have a situation
- that needs handling,
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- and I think you are
- just the person for the job.
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- -Client?
- -Blogger.
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- My sister, actually.
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- Ah-ha. The mysterious sister
- you never speak of.
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- She was only 15
- when our dad died.
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- Just a kid, really.
- She was heartbroken.
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- And then... I went off
- to law school...
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- Well, I'm sure she's fine.
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- She might look fine
- from the outside.
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- She's a successful scientist
- here in Portland, actually.
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- She writes formulas
- for Fortune 500 companies.
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- -What kind of formulas?
- -Various things.
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- Did you know that there
- is a formula for happiness?
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- Yeah, it's called whiskey.
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- [chuckles]
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- 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:29,075
- Anyway, that is
- all a façade.
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- The real Lauren is
- a different person altogether.
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- Look at this.
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- The Pig Theory.
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- The point of
- infidelity and guilt.
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- Gena, this is
- kind of awesome.
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- It's not awesome,
- it's insane.
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- Can you imagine
- the impact she's having
- on these people's lives?
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- Not to mention
- her own mental wellbeing.
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- They're empowering her.
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- She's been offered
- a very lucrative book deal.
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- And I'm just concerned
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- that if she writes that book,
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- the girl I grew up with
- will be gone forever.
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- 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:16,222
- So, I need you to stop her.
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- The blog, the book,
- all of it.
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- And how exactly
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- am I supposed
- to do that?
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- I don't care how you do it.
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- Use your powers of persuasion.
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- You're undefeated, right?
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- Women love you.
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- Ah...
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- You want me to mess
- with this poor girl's head?
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- No, just...
- take her to drinks,
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- you know, show her that there
- are good guys out there.
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- Guys like you.
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- [sighs]
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- I'm sorry, I...
- I can't do that.
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- Mm. I had a feeling
- you'd say that.
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- So, I have
- an offer for you.
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- Do this and I will recommend
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- that you make partner
- to the board.
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- 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,637
- Now that's cold, Gena,
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- you know I deserve
- to make partner.
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- 00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:10,109
- Yes, you do,
- and this will guarantee it.
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- Tucker, Aaronson,
- Mauldin & Chesney.
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- Has a nice ring to it,
- doesn't it?
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- [sighs]
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- OK...
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- 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,361
- OK. I'll talk to her...
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- 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:36,135
- and I'll get her
- to shut down the blog.
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- Mm.
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- 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,173
- I knew you would
- see things my way.
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- 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,075
- [scoffs]
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- 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:34,393
- No, no, you tell him I will make
- that donation to Popular Science
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- 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,429
- and I don't want
- any recognition for it.
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- 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,131
- People need
- their science, man.
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- Oh!
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- Whoa, whoa!
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- 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,838
- -Hey, you OK there?
- -Yeah.
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- 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,973
- You mind if I take a look?
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- 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,077
- Can I have my leg back?
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- 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:54,080
- Yeah, sorry.
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- 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,116
- Here, let me help you up.
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- 00:11:57,116 --> 00:12:00,186
- [grunts, sighs]
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- 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,455
- -Here you go.
- -Thanks.
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- 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,424
- Listen, that could be
- a nasty sprain.
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- 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,026
- Why don't I get
- you some ice.
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- 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,094
- Maybe a cup of coffee?
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- You know, I don't know you.
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- I'm sorry, but why would I
- get coffee with you?
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- I'm Calvin.
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- [both chuckle]
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- Thanks.
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- 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,021
- I'm Lauren, by the way.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,060
- What's-what's
- in the folder there?
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- 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,529
- Uh, it's my work.
- I'm a scientist,
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- 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,831
- but mainly I just work
- on product improvement.
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- And it's a report
- on a formula I was developing.
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- Wow, that sounds serious.
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- Not so much.
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- It's the formula for,
- I don't know, the perfect pizza.
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- Cheese, crust, and beer.
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- 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,112
- [laughs]
- Basically, right? Yeah.
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- 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,515
- I mean, there might be
- a few more factors at play,
- but...
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- 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,116
- Such as?
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- All right, well,
- so the perfect pizza
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- boils down to that
- first perfect bite, you know?
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- 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,491
- But with these larger pizzas,
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- sometimes the crust
- can get a little soggy,
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- 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,262
- especially in the middle,
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- 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,799
- but you can calculate
- the perfect ratio
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- 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,901
- between the thickness
- of the pizza's crust
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- 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,069
- and constant volume
- of toppings,
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- 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:27,506
- then you can formulate
- the perfect bite.
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- 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,509
- Anyway, our client
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- used the formula to ad
- nine grams of dough
- to their pizza,
- 231
- 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,449
- and now some say
- it's the perfect pizza.
- 232
- 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,218
- Wow.
- 233
- 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,387
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- 234
- 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,890
- Well, you know
- what this means, don't you?
- 235
- 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:48,160
- Actually, I really don't.
- 236
- 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,964
- It means that you have
- to take me to this place
- 237
- 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:55,334
- and we need to experience
- this perfect pizza.
- 238
- 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,437
- I don't know,
- 239
- 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,272
- I should probably just...
- 240
- 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,241
- Come on, you have to.
- 241
- 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,109
- It's the perfect pizza,
- it can't wait.
- 242
- 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,545
- OK, OK, you're kind of
- putting me on the spot here,
- 243
- 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,280
- but all right,
- let's try the pizza.
- 244
- 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,015
- Come on, if you can walk,
- you can eat pizza.
- 245
- 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,483
- I can hobble down the street
- a little bit, yeah.
- 246
- 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,386
- All right, terrific...
- perfect pizza.
- 247
- 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,289
- You can't tell a guy
- about a perfect pizza...
- 248
- 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,325
- -[laughs]
- -Come on... Do you need this?
- 249
- 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,393
- -Yeah, thank you.
- -Are you sure
- you trust me with this?
- 250
- 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:26,565
- Wow, I gotta say,
- that was a pretty good pizza.
- 251
- 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,300
- -Pretty good.
- -Pretty good.
- 252
- 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,402
- I don't know
- if it's the perfect pizza...
- 253
- 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,104
- -Oh, I see.
- -Thank you.
- 254
- 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,472
- But it's pretty good.
- 255
- 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,241
- I'll give it to you,
- it's pretty good.
- 256
- 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,475
- It's pretty good. OK.
- 257
- 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,977
- Thank you.
- I'll take pretty good.
- 258
- 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,545
- [chuckles]
- 259
- 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,281
- [inaudible]
- 260
- 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,062
- -Thank you.
- -Yeah.
- 261
- 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,302
- Watch that ankle.
- 262
- 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,204
- It's OK.
- 263
- 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,608
- Well,
- thank you for the ice.
- 264
- 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:13,112
- Yeah,
- thank you for the pizza.
- 265
- 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:16,015
- It was great to meet you.
- 266
- 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,150
- Great meeting you, Lauren.
- 267
- 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,351
- Goodnight.
- 268
- 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,688
- Hey, Lauren...
- 269
- 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,325
- Can I see you again?
- 270
- 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,631
- Maybe.
- 271
- 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,368
- That's not a no.
- 272
- 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,037
- [door opens]
- 273
- 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,297
- [knocking]
- 274
- 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,101
- -[gasps]
- -Voodoo?
- 275
- 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,404
- [chuckles]
- 276
- 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,540
- -Thank you.
- -You're welcome,
- you're welcome.
- 277
- 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,976
- -That's super sweet.
- -It is super sweet.
- 278
- 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,477
- -It is super sweet.
- -Yeah.
- 279
- 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,080
- -But I do love this place.
- -Yeah, one at a time there.
- 280
- 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,448
- Oh, mmmm.
- 281
- 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,802
- [chuckles]
- 282
- 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,370
- Thanks.
- 283
- 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,439
- Yeah, no, I was
- really lucky to get this place.
- 284
- 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:24,209
- -I moved in two years ago.
- -Yeah, it's really nice.
- 285
- 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,415
- So...
- 286
- 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:33,252
- You know, you don't have
- to leave right away.
- 287
- 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:38,457
- You can... stay the night
- if you want.
- 288
- 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:42,694
- OK, um...
- 289
- 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,264
- I'd like that.
- 290
- 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,598
- But I can't.
- 291
- 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:53,272
- Um, but I thought we were...
- 292
- 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,541
- -I thought we had been...
- -We are.
- 293
- 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,843
- We are.
- 294
- 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,846
- And, um...
- 295
- 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,850
- that's why I don't want to
- take this to the next level
- 296
- 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,486
- until we've been totally
- honest with each other.
- 297
- 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,822
- I thought we had been.
- 298
- 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,801
- I know about your blog,
- 299
- 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,637
- the, um, Pig Theory?
- 300
- 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,408
- Everything.
- 301
- 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,480
- Blog? [scoffs] What...
- 302
- 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,116
- Gena told me...
- 303
- 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,153
- She's my boss.
- 304
- 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,256
- -Did Gena put you up to this?
- -No, no.
- 305
- 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,326
- Nobody put me up
- to anything.
- 306
- 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,796
- I, I saw a picture of you
- on her desk
- 307
- 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,632
- and she told me
- about the blog.
- 308
- 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,902
- I... I was intrigued.
- 309
- 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:05,277
- No. What about all that
- about donating to
- Popular Science magazine.
- 310
- 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,812
- I mean, you were
- outside my office...
- 311
- 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,748
- Just an excuse to meet you.
- 312
- 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,485
- I didn't know you were
- going to sprain your ankle,
- 313
- 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:17,356
- but, um, yeah.
- 314
- 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,224
- I mean, if you
- read the blog,
- 315
- 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,226
- then why you would
- want to meet me?
- 316
- 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,164
- You intrigued me.
- 317
- 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,700
- You still do.
- 318
- 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,274
- Hey, come on,
- 319
- 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:39,778
- this past week
- has been great, right?
- 320
- 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,714
- So, um...
- 321
- 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,450
- maybe you show me more.
- 322
- 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,654
- More of the real you.
- 323
- 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:57,462
- OK, you want to see more?
- 324
- 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,434
- Come up to my office.
- 325
- 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,640
- OK.
- 326
- 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:24,790
- So, as you can see,
- the blog is...
- 327
- 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,658
- kind of a big deal.
- 328
- 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,597
- Are these all your followers?
- 329
- 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,233
- I've got just under
- two million globally.
- 330
- 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,569
- I was even thinking about
- turning the whole thing
- into a book.
- 331
- 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:42,841
- Wow, it's impressive.
- It is.
- 332
- 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:46,478
- And the blog's good,
- too, I've read it.
- 333
- 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,348
- But you know what
- impresses me more?
- 334
- 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,618
- The fact that you haven't
- written anything since we met.
- 335
- 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,355
- Had a full week,
- not one post.
- 336
- 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,924
- It gives a guy a little hope.
- 337
- 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:05,397
- You know. Hope that maybe
- the Pig Slayer has met someone?
- 338
- 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:09,968
- She's ready
- to turn over a new leaf
- and shut all this down?
- 339
- 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,838
- Shut it down?
- 340
- 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,640
- [scoffs]
- 341
- 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,708
- What would I tell
- all these people?
- 342
- 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,611
- I mean, I'm sorry,
- but some of them,
- 343
- 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,647
- I've actually
- changed their lives.
- 344
- 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,915
- For example, this one.
- 345
- 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,984
- "I asked my heart
- to please stop breaking.
- 346
- 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:29,688
- I prayed to God for a cure.
- Then I found the Pig Slayer."
- 347
- 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,791
- They kind of depend on me.
- I can't just shut it down.
- 348
- 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,961
- Sure, you can.
- What is that?
- 349
- 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:40,532
- That there... B minus C,
- what is all that?
- 350
- 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,402
- That's my infidelity formula.
- 351
- 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,770
- That's what the theory
- is based on.
- 352
- 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,373
- [chuckles]
- Your infidelity formula.
- 353
- 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,442
- -Yeah.
- -OK, explain.
- 354
- 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,079
- OK, OK...
- 355
- 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,949
- So all of these variables
- are assigned a value of 1-10,
- 356
- 00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,618
- 10 being the highest,
- 357
- 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,486
- and you multiply boredom
- 358
- 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,056
- by the difference between
- the excitement of someone new
- 359
- 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,425
- and the familiarity
- of comfort,
- 360
- 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,528
- and you subtract from that
- the fear of conflict,
- 361
- 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,797
- added with
- the opportunity to cheat,
- 362
- 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,066
- and that final value,
- if that's 20 or higher,
- 363
- 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,601
- then that person
- is gonna cheat.
- 364
- 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:19,404
- And as a failsafe,
- 365
- 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,973
- you break up
- after six months of dating.
- 366
- 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:26,345
- Statistically speaking
- it's not safe to date
- for longer than that.
- 367
- 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,381
- And it works?
- 368
- 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:32,751
- Well, two million people
- agree with me.
- 369
- 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,756
- [sighs]
- 370
- 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,593
- It's... getting kind of late.
- 371
- 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:45,397
- Um, I should feed Ripley
- and go to bed.
- 372
- 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,839
- How can you be so sure?
- 373
- 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,942
- I mean, essentially
- you are breaking up
- 374
- 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,411
- with these people
- before they cheat.
- 375
- 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:02,647
- [Lauren] Before they have
- the opportunity to cheat.
- 376
- 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,817
- Yeah, but what if they
- never would have at all?
- 377
- 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,953
- [sighs] People cheat.
- 378
- 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,621
- All they need
- is the opportunity
- 379
- 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,423
- and to know
- they won't get caught.
- 380
- 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,859
- -That's your theory?
- -Yeah.
- 381
- 00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,428
- Based on a pretty kick-ass
- formula, yes, that's my theory.
- 382
- 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:17,629
- And you won't be
- convinced otherwise?
- 383
- 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:18,964
- That's just how it is
- 384
- 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:22,501
- -and how it's going to be,
- forever?
- -Yeah.
- 385
- 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,437
- And what if I offer a way
- to prove your theory wrong?
- 386
- 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,139
- I don't see how
- you'd be able to do that.
- 387
- 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,874
- Now, hold on,
- you're a scientist, right?
- 388
- 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,175
- So, you know that
- a theory is nothing more
- 389
- 00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:32,043
- than a theory
- until it's proven.
- 390
- 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:36,615
- So have you actually
- tested this theory?
- 391
- 00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,817
- -How could you test it?
- -OK. Well, you said yourself
- 392
- 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,619
- that everybody scores
- a 20 or higher
- 393
- 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,020
- after six months
- of dating, correct?
- 394
- 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,989
- -Yeah, correct.
- -So, all we would need to do
- 395
- 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,491
- is find a group of people
- who have been in a relationship
- 396
- 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:47,926
- for longer than six months,
- 397
- 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,162
- and give them
- the opportunity to cheat
- 398
- 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,697
- without getting
- caught, right?
- 399
- 00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:54,566
- [sighs] I suppose--
- 400
- 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,535
- Now to keep a close watch
- on our subjects,
- 401
- 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:58,637
- they would have to be
- people close to us.
- 402
- 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,205
- Like my friends,
- or your friends.
- 403
- 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,908
- Wait, hold on.
- I don't understand.
- 404
- 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,075
- What are you proposing?
- 405
- 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:07,112
- I'm suggesting
- that you and I
- 406
- 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,014
- have a little competition.
- 407
- 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,916
- -A competition?
- -Mm-hmm.
- 408
- 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,552
- I pick five of my friends
- who've been in a relationship
- 409
- 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:14,953
- for longer than six months,
- 410
- 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,456
- and you pick the enchantresses
- 411
- 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,790
- who will be their downfall.
- 412
- 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,892
- You tempt them,
- you challenge them,
- 413
- 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:21,960
- you do your worst.
- 414
- 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,695
- You pick a situation
- 415
- 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,163
- in which you think gives them
- 416
- 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,798
- the best opportunity to cheat,
- 417
- 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,468
- and we will see if
- they take the bait.
- 418
- 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,504
- OK? Best three
- out of five wins.
- 419
- 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:36,475
- OK, if three out of five
- people cheat,
- 420
- 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,176
- then you have to post
- on my blog
- 421
- 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:39,878
- and write a forward
- to the book
- 422
- 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,747
- about the competition
- and how it all went down,
- 423
- 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,883
- and admit that,
- yes, my theory is correct.
- 424
- 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,985
- OK,
- 425
- 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,554
- but if three
- out of five resist,
- 426
- 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,723
- then you've got to post
- admitting you were wrong
- 427
- 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:53,992
- about the whole thing,
- and you gotta shut it all down.
- 428
- 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:59,731
- And you have to agree
- to be with me.
- 429
- 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:02,501
- Like normal people,
- no expiration date.
- 430
- 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,036
- [dog grumbles]
- 431
- 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:06,905
- Mm.
- 432
- 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:09,508
- If I win,
- 433
- 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,243
- I get my six months
- with you.
- 434
- 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,278
- Really?
- 435
- 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,580
- Yeah.
- 436
- 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:19,084
- Yeah, if I win,
- you still post, admit defeat,
- 437
- 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:23,755
- but I get my six months,
- and then we end it. Agreed?
- 438
- 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,259
- Agreed.
- 439
- 00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:34,566
- Goodnight, Lauren.
- 440
- 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:49,881
- [sighs]
- 441
- 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,716
- You're upset.
- 442
- 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,818
- -I'm not upset.
- -Yes, you are.
- 443
- 00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:57,556
- Your voice always rises like
- three octaves when you're upset.
- 444
- 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,890
- [deep voice]
- I'm not upset.
- 445
- 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,825
- Now you're transgender.
- 446
- 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,995
- Oh... First of all, how could
- you embarrass me like that?
- 447
- 00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:05,864
- What... You...
- 448
- 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:11,303
- You send some guy my way,
- who doesn't even...
- 449
- 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,572
- and why would he...?
- 450
- 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,875
- First of all,
- I know how to find a guy.
- 451
- 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,978
- Finding them has never been
- your problem, sweetie.
- 452
- 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,750
- I don't have any problems!
- 453
- 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,352
- You know, I really thought
- he liked me.
- 454
- 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,087
- He does, you idiot, I mean,
- 455
- 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,623
- why else would he take part
- in this... what is it,
- 456
- 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,625
- like a competition?
- 457
- 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:37,095
- Yeah. You're right.
- Best three out of five wins.
- 458
- 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,164
- Oh, I'm so gonna
- kick his ass.
- 459
- 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:42,667
- How exactly is this
- going to work?
- 460
- 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:46,371
- OK, so, we have a list
- of challengers, right?
- 461
- 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:50,308
- And all these people have been
- in relationships six months
- or longer,
- 462
- 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,911
- and to prove my theory correct,
- 463
- 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:57,649
- alls I have to do is...
- tempt them.
- 464
- 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:01,686
- Oh, my God, there's a list.
- 465
- 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,221
- What do you know
- about these people?
- 466
- 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,056
- [Lauren]
- Everything I need to know.
- 467
- 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,692
- Simon Walker, OK,
- so, he's a preppy bartender.
- 468
- 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,661
- -[Gena]
- The bartender at Toochies?
- -[Lauren] Right, exactly.
- 469
- 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,229
- Apparently, he's one
- of Cal's best friends
- 470
- 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:13,999
- and he's been engaged
- for two years.
- 471
- 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:17,168
- Now, Cal says,
- "Oh, he wouldn't
- possibly cheat."
- 472
- 00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:18,870
- That's a very long engagement.
- 473
- 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,706
- -Right?
- -Who's that?
- 474
- 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:23,708
- [Lauren] Edward Hockett.
- 475
- 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,010
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 476
- 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,378
- They're high school
- sweethearts.
- 477
- 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,880
- Now we went to
- a yoga class together,
- 478
- 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,915
- and actually,
- 479
- 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,917
- oh, you know, I hate to do it
- to her really,
- 480
- 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:36,154
- but, uh, hey, if Cal's right
- and my theory is totally wrong,
- 481
- 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:39,090
- then, hey, I haven't done
- anything, right?
- 482
- 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:42,193
- Right. But you're not going
- to actually arrange
- 483
- 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,762
- for these people
- to have sex, are you?
- 484
- 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:46,364
- No. OK, so,
- 485
- 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,166
- Cal and I
- argued about this, right?
- 486
- 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,801
- And he came up
- with a good point.
- 487
- 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,836
- He said, "Well, somebody
- could always back out,
- 488
- 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,105
- or change their mind,
- how are you gonna know?"
- 489
- 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:57,442
- And I said, "Listen,
- if the underwear have come out,
- 490
- 00:27:57,442 --> 00:28:00,812
- it's a done deal,"
- so we decided on that.
- 491
- 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,313
- Underwear is proof.
- 492
- 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:05,150
- You're going to steal
- these people's underwear?
- 493
- 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,686
- Me? No, no, no.
- I'm not gonna do that.
- 494
- 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,454
- Corina's gonna do it.
- 495
- 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,789
- Who's Corina?
- 496
- 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,323
- [chuckles]
- 497
- 00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:14,759
- She's a devout
- follower of the blog.
- 498
- 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:17,095
- She's got some very interesting
- things to say about men.
- 499
- 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:19,164
- We have gotten close
- over the last couple of years.
- 500
- 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:22,000
- She... dances.
- Exotically.
- 501
- 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,704
- -[GenShe's a stripper.
- -[Lauren]
- Hey, don't be so judgey.
- 502
- 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,906
- She's a person.
- Like you or me.
- 503
- 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,474
- Thank you.
- 504
- 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,276
- Thank you...
- 505
- 00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:33,378
- Anyway, I said she could
- 506
- 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,080
- post a victory blog
- when we win.
- 507
- 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,416
- Mm. When you win?
- 508
- 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:39,851
- Mm-hmm.
- 509
- 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,920
- Look, I'm a little bit
- of an expert
- 510
- 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,122
- in human nature, OK?
- I can't lose.
- 511
- 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:47,092
- OK, but what if you do?
- 512
- 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,094
- [sighs]
- 513
- 00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:52,897
- Well, if I do,
- I have to admit defeat.
- 514
- 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,066
- I have to shut
- down the blog,
- 515
- 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,068
- which means I lose
- my followers.
- 516
- 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,403
- Then I have to postpone
- the book,
- 517
- 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,438
- because without a blog
- there is no book.
- 518
- 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,908
- That's a lot of think about.
- You must really like him
- 519
- 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,510
- if you're willing to
- risk so much.
- 520
- 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,515
- I don't know,
- I'm going to win.
- 521
- 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:12,150
- Also think about
- it this way.
- 522
- 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,152
- If I get the city's
- top female advocate attorney
- 523
- 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:17,522
- writing on my blog
- about the competition
- and what it proves?
- 524
- 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:20,425
- That book, that book
- is worth the mint.
- 525
- 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,495
- Wait, Sharon Gottlieb
- she works in our office.
- 526
- 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,064
- She is happily married,
- just had a baby.
- 527
- 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,800
- Corina is definitely
- not her type.
- 528
- 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,303
- [Lauren] Yeah, no, I know.
- He threw that in there.
- But, you know what? It's fine.
- 529
- 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:34,506
- The pig theory applies
- to men and women alike.
- 530
- 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:37,275
- We all can be pigs.
- That's the whole point.
- 531
- 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,044
- I mean, you and Mom
- were a huge inspiration.
- 532
- 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:41,846
- Gee, thanks.
- 533
- 00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:44,048
- So, how are you going
- to tempt Sharon?
- 534
- 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:47,152
- There's a male dancer
- that works at the Caritas Club.
- 535
- 00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:50,255
- -Oh...
- -He's down to play. [chuckles]
- 536
- 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,924
- And, God,
- he's really hot.
- 537
- 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,059
- Poor Sharon
- doesn't stand a chance.
- 538
- 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:58,296
- OK. And, uh,
- these last two challengers?
- 539
- 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,498
- [Lauren] Oh right,
- Garrett Stuckey.
- 540
- 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:04,903
- Yeah, that's, um, that's Cal's
- fitness instructor.
- 541
- 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:09,507
- You know, he's one of these
- thick, veiny-neck kind of guys.
- [laughs]
- 542
- 00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:12,911
- He's been living with
- the aerobics instructor
- for two years.
- 543
- 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,245
- That seems like an easy one.
- 544
- 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:16,347
- Yeah.
- That's exactly what I think.
- 545
- 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,483
- But, I don't know,
- Cal swears
- 546
- 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:22,220
- he's a man of integrity
- and honor.
- 547
- 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,956
- [laughs]
- No, he doesn't actually
- talk like that.
- 548
- 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,958
- I swear, he does.
- 549
- 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:28,493
- I don't know, maybe the
- competition brought out
- 550
- 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,396
- a whole new
- Prince Charming thing.
- 551
- 00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:34,532
- That's precious.
- 552
- 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:38,536
- Gena, I've been meaning
- to ask you.
- 553
- 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,439
- So, you guys went
- to law school together,
- 554
- 00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,074
- you work with him,
- 555
- 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:45,210
- you've known him
- a long time, he's a guy,
- 556
- 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,111
- and you're... you.
- 557
- 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,116
- You guys never slept together
- or anything, right?
- 558
- 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,585
- Of course not!
- 559
- 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,186
- 'Cause that would be gross.
- 560
- 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,957
- Yes, that would.
- 561
- 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,525
- Now who is this
- last challenger?
- 562
- 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,527
- [laughs] Yeah.
- 563
- 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,529
- That's his minister.
- Married guy.
- 564
- 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,131
- [Gena] Minister?
- That hardly seem fair.
- 565
- 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,601
- [Lauren] I thought that at
- first too, but, I don't know,
- 566
- 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:11,169
- he's a
- Presbyterian minister,
- 567
- 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,171
- so he never took
- the oath of celibacy,
- 568
- 00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:17,308
- and I do say that, you know,
- the theory applies to everyone,
- 569
- 00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:18,610
- so, it is fair.
- 570
- 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,412
- Still, that seems like
- kind of a long shot.
- 571
- 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,283
- Does it, though?
- 572
- 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:28,286
- [laughing]
- 573
- 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:32,423
- OK but, how can you be sure
- he's not going to
- 574
- 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:36,027
- tell all of his friends
- before just so that he can win?
- 575
- 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:42,200
- Uh, yeah,
- that's a good point.
- 576
- 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,168
- Well, I guess we'll just
- have to hope that he's
- 577
- 00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:46,671
- a man of integrity
- and honor.
- 578
- 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:49,140
- [laughs]
- 579
- 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,119
- [chuckles]
- 580
- 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,057
- Good evening.
- 581
- 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,996
- Well, it's just
- a temporary shutdown.
- 582
- 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:16,000
- Can't be writing
- on the blog
- 583
- 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,569
- in the middle
- of the competition.
- 584
- 00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:20,271
- Don't want to ruin the secret.
- 585
- 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,573
- -Right, Ripley?
- -[dog whimpers]
- 586
- 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,210
- [sighs] OK...
- 587
- 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,117
- [sighs]
- 588
- 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:37,388
- [chatter and laughter]
- 589
- 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:55,540
- And... I raise
- you two dollars.
- 590
- 00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:58,476
- You are so bluffing.
- 591
- 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,745
- Kwan, you're not
- even in the hand.
- 592
- 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:04,449
- It's a Tae Kwon Do trick.
- I can read your body,
- therefore, your mind.
- 593
- 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,652
- You took Taw Kwon Do
- in the third grade.
- 594
- 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,520
- It never leaves you.
- 595
- 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,155
- -Oh, my God, Kwan.
- -Hey man,
- 596
- 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,458
- my people
- have suffered a lot.
- 597
- 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,661
- Did you know in some places
- you're only allowed
- to have one kid?
- 598
- 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,664
- Yeah, but you're hungry again
- an hour later, all right,
- let's go.
- 599
- 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,467
- Boo-yah!
- King high straight.
- 600
- 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:24,035
- OK...
- 601
- 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:26,671
- Now, don't feel too bad.
- I got the brains.
- 602
- 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,740
- But you, you got the...
- 603
- 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,509
- I got the looks too.
- 604
- 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:35,480
- [laughter]
- 605
- 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,282
- Didn't even see the flush.
- 606
- 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:39,717
- -No!
- -[all] Oooh!
- 607
- 00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,019
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 608
- 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,320
- My doctor says
- take two of these
- 609
- 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,156
- -and call him in the morning.
- -[laughs]
- 610
- 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:48,192
- Cal, tell the guys
- about your new girlfriend.
- 611
- 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:51,462
- The hikes, the long walks
- in the park.
- 612
- 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:55,166
- Yeah, guys, she's, uh,
- yeah, she's pretty great.
- 613
- 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:58,636
- [Garrett] Does she work out,
- bro? I mean, 'cause you want to
- keep that ass high and tight,
- 614
- 00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:01,205
- 'cause later she's
- going to give up
- and it's going to sag.
- 615
- 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:03,408
- She looks like she works out.
- 616
- 00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:05,543
- How about we hear about
- what she's like?
- 617
- 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:11,649
- Well, she's, uh, cool,
- and smart and quirky.
- 618
- 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:13,484
- A little bit crazy.
- 619
- 00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:15,086
- Hey, is she a red head?
- 620
- 00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,587
- Come on.
- 621
- 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:20,625
- Man, Kimberly has been coming
- to bed lately in flannels.
- 622
- 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,226
- It's a clear message.
- 623
- 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,562
- -Black women
- do not wear flannel.
- -[laughing]
- 624
- 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:27,131
- I'm still being punished from
- the last time we went fishing.
- 625
- 00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,633
- You should rub her feet.
- 626
- 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:30,201
- What?
- 627
- 00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:31,436
- I'm telling you,
- 628
- 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:34,338
- Jenny loves it
- when I rub her feet.
- 629
- 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,742
- And then I run her calves,
- and then I rub her knees.
- 630
- 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,111
- -Dude!
- -We get it! Thank you.
- 631
- 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:43,281
- [laughs]
- So what kind of crazy is she?
- 632
- 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:47,351
- Yeah, like, Angelina Jolie crazy
- or Tilda Swinton crazy?
- 633
- 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:49,587
- -[laughs]
- -Who the hell is Tilda Swinton?
- 634
- 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,124
- Nah, I'd say she's probably
- 635
- 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:54,659
- the Tilda crazy,
- 636
- 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,461
- but she's got a lot
- of sweetness too.
- 637
- 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,397
- I'm telling you, this uh,
- this girl's a good one.
- 638
- 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:02,233
- Well, be nice to her.
- I like this one.
- 639
- 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:05,736
- Oh, thank you, doctor,
- I plan on it.
- 640
- 00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:09,340
- Hey, guys.
- Who the hell is Tilda Swinton?
- 641
- 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,477
- Jesus, Garrett. Go to a movie.
- Go see a movie!
- 642
- 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:13,678
- You too busy?
- 643
- 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:17,248
- "I'm poundin' weights! Uhh!"
- 644
- 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:20,451
- -Protein, reps.
- -[laughter]
- 645
- 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,888
- Ante up, douche.
- 646
- 00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:36,134
- [Gena] Just got off the phone
- with Mom, she's pulling up now.
- 647
- 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,536
- You know, I don't see
- what the big deal is.
- 648
- 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,771
- I mean, she's been dating
- since Dad died.
- 649
- 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:43,207
- Aren't you even
- a little but curious?
- 650
- 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,276
- -No.
- -What if he's the one?
- 651
- 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,245
- Gena,
- she already met the one.
- 652
- 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,716
- Hello, my darlings.
- 653
- 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,918
- I'm so sorry
- to keep you waiting.
- 654
- 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,520
- Alejandro is
- parking the car.
- 655
- 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,787
- Hi, Mom.
- 656
- 00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,523
- Hey, Mom,
- how have you been?
- 657
- 00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:01,692
- I love your new... look.
- 658
- 00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:04,595
- Mama Mia, Bellissimo!
- 659
- 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,865
- -It's Valentino.
- -Giorgio Armani.
- 660
- 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:13,337
- BonjournMy darling.
- 661
- 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,809
- -Oh!
- -Sweet.
- 662
- 00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:22,280
- Guys, this is
- Alejandro Baraza.
- 663
- 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,517
- This is my daughter, Gena,
- and my other daughter, Lauren.
- 664
- 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,687
- Like dulcet dewdrops
- dripped from a diamond.
- 665
- 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,190
- I love it...
- 666
- 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,658
- -I love it!
- -Oh, well!
- 667
- 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,660
- [fake sneezes]
- 668
- 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:39,530
- Oh! Oh.
- I'm so sorry!
- 669
- 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,400
- I just must be a...
- 670
- 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,869
- drippy, drippy dewdrop.
- 671
- 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,938
- It's OK, it's OK...
- 672
- 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,506
- -Let's eat.
- -Hmmm.
- 673
- 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,374
- -[Gena] Right this way.
- -Thank you.
- 674
- 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,976
- So, they tell you in class
- 675
- 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:53,844
- you have to
- switch partners every week
- 676
- 00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,214
- so you can experience
- different types of dancers.
- 677
- 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,350
- Alejandro refused to switch.
- 678
- 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:01,319
- -Of course.
- -Alejandro,
- 679
- 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:03,221
- if you don't mind me asking,
- 680
- 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:07,592
- what was a gentleman
- who's you know, your age,
- 681
- 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:11,596
- doing at a senior
- ballroom dance class?
- 682
- 00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:15,633
- I understand your curiosity,
- and I will tell you right now.
- 683
- 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:18,736
- I work like a dog
- in my shop.
- 684
- 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:21,239
- He's a designer.
- He makes men's suites.
- 685
- 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,940
- -Has his own label.
- -[Alejandro] Yeah.
- 686
- 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:26,744
- -Wow.
- -So, I was thinking
- to myself and I say,
- 687
- 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:30,548
- "Alejandro,
- you're such a great dancer,
- 688
- 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,017
- and your heart
- is only half full.
- 689
- 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,586
- This is not the right way
- to live the life.
- 690
- 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:40,458
- You must live the life
- with the heart full of love,
- always, right?"
- 691
- 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:45,296
- So, I walked into the class,
- and I was ready
- 692
- 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:47,565
- with the shaking of my hulo,
- 693
- 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:50,635
- and sharing the love
- for the dance,
- 694
- 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:54,839
- and there she was,
- like a beautiful ball
- of sunshine,
- 695
- 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:57,341
- burning my poor eyes.
- 696
- 00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:59,043
- -Amore mio.
- -[giggles]
- 697
- 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:04,782
- Act your age.
- 698
- 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,918
- And what does that mean?
- "Act my age?"
- 699
- 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:11,589
- Am I supposed to be at home
- knitting sweaters?
- Does Gena act her age?
- 700
- 00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:13,791
- Or what about you, Lauren?
- You're 30 years old.
- 701
- 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,559
- Aren't you supposed
- to be married by now
- 702
- 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:16,994
- and giving me grandbabies?
- 703
- 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,029
- I don't see that happening.
- 704
- 00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:20,331
- I'm very busy,
- all right?
- 705
- 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:22,800
- Work is always crazy,
- then there's my blog,
- 706
- 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,435
- and now
- this book thing...
- 707
- 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,904
- Well, we can't all be
- Pig Slayers, Lauren.
- 708
- 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:29,674
- How long's that been going on,
- anyway? And when's
- that going to stop?
- 709
- 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:33,678
- -I'm sure it's just a phase.
- -At some point the phase
- becomes a reality.
- 710
- 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:36,447
- And the long-ago sanity
- becomes a phase.
- 711
- 00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:39,383
- I mean, really,
- none of us Walden women
- 712
- 00:38:39,383 --> 00:38:42,787
- are exactly traditionalists,
- but you've taken this too far.
- 713
- 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:47,525
- Mom, I'm sorry, but I just
- don't understand
- where you're coming from.
- 714
- 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,460
- I'm just standing up
- for what I believe in.
- 715
- 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:53,331
- You're not standing
- for anything, you're running.
- 716
- 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,099
- You're not letting anybody in.
- 717
- 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:58,836
- Actually, she has met someone.
- 718
- 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,338
- Really?
- 719
- 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,040
- Yes! His name is
- Calvin Chesney,
- 720
- 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,878
- he is a lawyer at my firm,
- and they like each other a lot.
- 721
- 00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:10,748
- Thank God for that!
- 722
- 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:14,085
- -When can I meet him?
- -Uh, well, you can't.
- 723
- 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,688
- -Why not?
- -Yeah, why not?
- 724
- 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,825
- It would be so fun
- if you brought Calvin around
- to meet the family.
- 725
- 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,860
- I mean, you and Mom
- could go on a double date.
- 726
- 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,696
- Yes, yes.
- 727
- 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,666
- You should always
- believe in your life
- 728
- 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,568
- with the heart full of love.
- 729
- 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,571
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 730
- 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,072
- You mentioned that.
- 731
- 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,975
- I... In that vein,
- 732
- 00:39:37,975 --> 00:39:42,780
- I'm actually gonna head out
- and go see Calvin right now.
- 733
- 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,683
- Nice meeting you,
- 734
- 00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:50,688
- and Mom,
- it's always good to...
- see you.
- 735
- 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:03,501
- [laughs]
- 736
- 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,070
- -[Calvin] What is this?
- -Is it me?
- 737
- 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:09,006
- Not at all!
- 738
- 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,777
- It's Gena's.
- She loaned it to me for the day.
- 739
- 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,645
- Thought you might like a ride.
- 740
- 00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:16,480
- Did she now?
- 741
- 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,482
- Well, come on, get in,
- let's drive this puppy!
- 742
- 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:21,552
- -OK, but I'm driving back.
- -Oh...
- 743
- 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:31,562
- -Ready?
- -Ready. Let's go.
- 744
- 00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:11,569
- And I... got your Queen.
- 745
- 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:15,039
- -What? Oh, no!
- -Yeah.
- 746
- 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,074
- Damn.
- 747
- 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:23,647
- Checkmate!
- 748
- 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,617
- Yeah, you set me up there,
- didn't you?
- 749
- 00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:28,886
- -Just a little.
- -A little.
- 750
- 00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:31,589
- All right. You win.
- 751
- 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:40,831
- [door opens, shuts]
- 752
- 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,136
- Whoa! Sorry to interrupt.
- 753
- 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,906
- That's just gross.
- 754
- 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:50,741
- Then again,
- kind of not sorry.
- 755
- 00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:52,009
- [hums tune]
- 756
- 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,711
- Why don't they find a room?
- 757
- 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,881
- -It's his house.
- -[laughs]
- 758
- 00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,217
- What a clown.
- [laughs]
- 759
- 00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:03,587
- Yeah, ass clown.
- 760
- 00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:07,057
- -He's weird.
- -Ah, he's harmless.
- 761
- 00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:09,193
- Why does he
- live here, though?
- 762
- 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,763
- I mean, you could afford
- this place on your own.
- 763
- 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:14,999
- -You think?
- -[laughs]
- 764
- 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,967
- Nah, I know I could.
- 765
- 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,603
- Just... That's Jake,
- 766
- 00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:22,006
- you know,
- he's always been there for me.
- 767
- 00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:26,176
- We've been friends
- since grade school
- and then basketball,
- 768
- 00:42:26,176 --> 00:42:28,879
- I was point guard
- and he was right wing,
- 769
- 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,882
- all the way through law school
- he was always there for me.
- 770
- 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:36,220
- Quiz me before exams,
- take me out for beers
- afterwards.
- 771
- 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,924
- -Even if I always paid.
- -I'm sure you did.
- 772
- 00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:43,861
- Yeah, just...
- he's my best friend.
- 773
- 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,964
- Seems natural
- to have him around.
- 774
- 00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:50,935
- At least until
- I find somebody else
- 775
- 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:54,638
- to share this place with.
- 776
- 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,978
- How about you, huh?
- 777
- 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:03,614
- -Lone wolf.
- -[chuckles]
- 778
- 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:05,316
- You like living alone?
- 779
- 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:06,850
- I'm not alone.
- 780
- 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,753
- I have Ripley...
- and two million followers.
- 781
- 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:14,024
- [chuckles] That's right.
- I forgot about that.
- 782
- 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:17,127
- -[chuckles]
- -Gosh, where do they all sleep?
- 783
- 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,829
- Ahh,
- I keep them in the garage.
- 784
- 00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:22,099
- -Yeah...
- -[laughing]
- 785
- 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,702
- Oh, man.
- 786
- 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:29,907
- I really like this.
- 787
- 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,343
- Me and you.
- 788
- 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,114
- Me too.
- 789
- 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:40,884
- Yeah?
- 790
- 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:42,252
- Yeah.
- 791
- 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:07,778
- I should get to work.
- 792
- 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,913
- I know...
- 793
- 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,182
- people need their science.
- 794
- 00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:15,319
- [chuckles] Yes, they do.
- 795
- 00:44:33,237 --> 00:44:36,106
- Hey, so when
- do we get started?
- 796
- 00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:39,176
- -With our competition?
- -Yeah.
- 797
- 00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:42,880
- Now.
- 798
- 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,748
- Right now?
- 799
- 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:47,851
- Yep.
- 800
- 00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:51,455
- As of now it can happen
- at any time
- 801
- 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:55,325
- to anyone on your list.
- 802
- 00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:57,895
- You know, I still don't
- think it's fair.
- 803
- 00:44:57,895 --> 00:44:59,897
- I mean, you know,
- who all my friends are
- 804
- 00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:02,366
- and I have no idea
- who you're challenging with.
- 805
- 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,801
- Oh, you'll know.
- 806
- 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,139
- See you soon.
- 807
- 00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:12,076
- How will I know?
- 808
- 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:17,214
- -[chuckles]
- -[door opens]
- 809
- 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:21,452
- [cell phone ringing]
- 810
- 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,896
- Nice car.
- 811
- 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,465
- [GenYou liked that, did you?
- 812
- 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:36,800
- That's one of the perks
- of becoming partner.
- 813
- 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,802
- Yeah, about that.
- 814
- 00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:40,170
- I've been thinking,
- 815
- 00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:41,972
- I can't accept
- the partnership position
- 816
- 00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:44,174
- if it has anything
- to do with Lauren.
- 817
- 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:45,809
- Really.
- 818
- 00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:48,445
- Yeah, I want to be partner,
- 819
- 00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:50,447
- and I sure did like
- driving that car,
- 820
- 00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:54,384
- but I don't want you
- suggesting me to the board
- 821
- 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,820
- for any another other reason
- than I'm a great lawyer.
- 822
- 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,323
- Let's just see
- how things play out.
- 823
- 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:03,193
- From what I can see,
- everything is going
- according to plan.
- 824
- 00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:06,230
- OK, Gena, but so we're clear,
- 825
- 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:09,767
- I'm not doing this anymore
- to make partner.
- 826
- 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,970
- I'm doing this
- because I like Lauren.
- 827
- 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,038
- Bye, Calvin.
- 828
- 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:30,020
- [grunts]
- 829
- 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:31,989
- How long have you
- and Treasure been together?
- 830
- 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:34,491
- I don't know, man,
- about two years, I guess?
- 831
- 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:37,394
- -You gonna get married?
- -[chuckles] I don't know, man.
- 832
- 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:39,229
- You know,
- work's been really good
- and people been throwing
- 833
- 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,165
- an ass ton of money at me
- just to get into shape,
- 834
- 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:44,234
- so we could afford it
- if we needed to.
- 835
- 00:46:44,234 --> 00:46:47,805
- No, I mean, you love her, right?
- You want to marry her.
- 836
- 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,173
- I, I don't know, man.
- 837
- 00:46:49,173 --> 00:46:50,841
- I mean, I guess
- I'm gonna have to
- 838
- 00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:53,877
- if I want to keep her.
- That's how it works, right?
- 839
- 00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:55,279
- Why are you
- busting my balls, man?
- 840
- 00:46:55,279 --> 00:46:57,147
- Did Treasure
- put you up to this?
- 841
- 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:59,983
- No, no, no, I was
- just curious, that's all.
- 842
- 00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:01,318
- You guys seem happy.
- 843
- 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,887
- Don't be a douche.
- 844
- 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:05,889
- [grunts]
- 845
- 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:16,567
- And so it begins.
- 846
- 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:19,136
- -Hi.
- -Hello.
- 847
- 00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:23,006
- -Are you Garrett?
- -I am. What can I do for you?
- 848
- 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:25,075
- Well,
- I'm looking for a trainer
- 849
- 00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:28,212
- and the lady at the front desk,
- she referred me to you.
- 850
- 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:30,480
- OK, so what kind of hours
- are you looking for?
- 851
- 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,516
- Oh, nothing here.
- 852
- 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:35,519
- I actually just bought
- this really expensive
- home equipment
- 853
- 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,021
- and I have no idea
- how to use it.
- 854
- 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:41,558
- -Sounds dumb, huh?
- -[chuckles]
- Actually, no, not at all.
- 855
- 00:47:41,558 --> 00:47:44,127
- You know, most people
- don't get the full benefit
- of their workout
- 856
- 00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:46,163
- because they
- don't know how to use
- the equipment correctly.
- 857
- 00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:48,365
- Sometimes they hurt themselves
- or they hurt other people.
- 858
- 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,467
- -Really?
- -That's a fact.
- 859
- 00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:53,003
- You know, why don't
- I give you a free lesson?
- 860
- 00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:54,571
- Come over here
- and show me how you bench.
- 861
- 00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:59,009
- Yeah...
- 862
- 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,551
- All right, why don't you
- go ahead, and tight back,
- 863
- 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,453
- stick your chest up,
- all right, good.
- 864
- 00:48:09,453 --> 00:48:10,988
- Grab the bar...
- 865
- 00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:14,191
- Now go ahead and lift up.
- 866
- 00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:17,160
- There you go,
- down and back up.
- 867
- 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,163
- Oh that's great.
- Chest out, there ya go.
- 868
- 00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:22,566
- Tight back,
- bring it up, good.
- 869
- 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,135
- All right.
- Chest out a little more.
- 870
- 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:28,105
- Oh, that's great. Up. Perfect.
- 871
- 00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:30,040
- I can work with that.
- 872
- 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,910
- That is great.
- 873
- 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:40,050
- She wants you to go
- to her place to show her
- 874
- 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:43,387
- how to use gym equipment,
- and you're buying that?
- 875
- 00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:45,589
- [chuckles] Seriously, Cal,
- 876
- 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,058
- come on, man,
- you know I'm a professional.
- 877
- 00:48:48,058 --> 00:48:50,160
- This is what I do
- for a living, all right?
- 878
- 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,996
- I help clients at their houses
- all the time. It's what I do.
- 879
- 00:48:52,996 --> 00:48:55,632
- You need to get your damn mind
- out of the gutter.
- 880
- 00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:57,634
- Douche.
- 881
- 00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:01,204
- Wow.
- 882
- 00:49:02,472 --> 00:49:04,574
- [knock on door]
- 883
- 00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:09,346
- [yawns]
- 884
- 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,322
- Oh hey, man.
- 885
- 00:49:18,322 --> 00:49:19,623
- Sign here.
- 886
- 00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:21,058
- Thanks.
- 887
- 00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:28,298
- Have a good day.
- 888
- 00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:49,219
- Garrett.
- 889
- 00:49:58,228 --> 00:50:00,197
- [Gena] They're going to be
- sending a gaggle of attorneys.
- 890
- 00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:02,065
- It's an important case,
- they don't want to screw it up,
- 891
- 00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:03,700
- so expect a big presence.
- 892
- 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,370
- Do you really think "gaggle"
- is the best collective term
- 893
- 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:08,171
- to use for a group
- of attorneys?
- 894
- 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,707
- I'd think it'd be something
- more sinister like "murder."
- 895
- 00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,676
- No, no, the crows
- have that one.
- 896
- 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:15,045
- -Do they? Crows.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 897
- 00:50:15,045 --> 00:50:16,780
- What about "onslaught"?
- 898
- 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:18,682
- -Onslaught! Ah, yes.
- -[chuckling]
- 899
- 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,751
- Kids... focus! OK.
- 900
- 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:23,687
- Uh, you are going to be
- staying at the Seattle Weston,
- 901
- 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,323
- get in Thursday night,
- depo is in the morning.
- 902
- 00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:27,391
- OK, but when
- do we get back?
- 903
- 00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:28,525
- Paul's got plenty
- of milk,
- 904
- 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:29,760
- but Maddy's got
- a soccer game
- 905
- 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,661
- this weekend and she
- is gonna lose her mind
- 906
- 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,231
- -if I'm not there.
- -It's not a problem.
- 907
- 00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:35,799
- You'll be back Friday night.
- 908
- 00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:39,236
- I want you to be prepared
- but don't over-work yourselves.
- 909
- 00:50:39,236 --> 00:50:42,739
- Take some personal time
- Thursday night, grab a drink.
- 910
- 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:47,511
- I doubt we'll have time
- for that kind of thing,
- but dinner might be nice.
- 911
- 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:52,249
- Dinner, drinks,
- 912
- 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:55,452
- on Thursday... OK.
- 913
- 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:09,699
- So, that's 32.50 each
- plus 6.25 for your beer
- 914
- 00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:11,635
- and we can split the tip?
- 915
- 00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:13,403
- What do you say, six each?
- 916
- 00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:15,605
- Sounds good. Thank you.
- 917
- 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:18,475
- Very precise,
- this whole thing.
- 918
- 00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:20,243
- You know, I never thought
- I'd say this,
- 919
- 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:23,413
- but I actually look forward
- to these business trips.
- 920
- 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:26,483
- The crappy bar food,
- the cheap wine,
- 921
- 00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:30,287
- and this... silence.
- 922
- 00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:33,256
- Ah, come on, you've got
- the perfect life,
- 923
- 00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:35,225
- you've got two great kids,
- happy marriage.
- 924
- 00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:36,293
- I wish I had that.
- 925
- 00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:37,661
- No, you don't.
- 926
- 00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:38,728
- What are you talking about?
- 927
- 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:39,830
- It always looks like
- you and Paul
- 928
- 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:40,831
- are having
- such a great time.
- 929
- 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:43,633
- That's Facebook, Calvin.
- 930
- 00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:45,435
- It isn't real.
- 931
- 00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:47,137
- My children are monsters.
- 932
- 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,341
- We used to have fun though,
- 933
- 00:51:51,341 --> 00:51:52,876
- back when we had sex.
- 934
- 00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:57,247
- God, we used
- to have great sex!
- 935
- 00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:58,615
- [groans uncomfortably]
- 936
- 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:00,550
- But you can't have sex
- with a baby on your tit.
- 937
- 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:03,587
- No, I imagine you can't.
- 938
- 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:05,422
- Physically,
- it's practically impossible.
- 939
- 00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:07,157
- It gets in the way.
- 940
- 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,825
- Unless you hold it off
- to the side
- 941
- 00:52:08,825 --> 00:52:10,193
- which you can practically do
- 942
- 00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:12,696
- because your boobs
- get really long!
- 943
- 00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:14,331
- And there's the term.
- 944
- 00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:15,699
- And your vagina
- is never the same.
- 945
- 00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:18,135
- When they say you can
- push a bowling ball
- 946
- 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:21,204
- through there
- they're not kidding,
- because it gets ginormous!
- 947
- 00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:23,707
- And there's stuff
- flying out of there,
- 948
- 00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:25,709
- stuff you've
- never seen before.
- 949
- 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:28,278
- Some people keep it,
- some people eat it!
- 950
- 00:52:28,278 --> 00:52:31,882
- OK! You want to order
- some coffee here?
- 951
- 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,383
- Kegels, Please!
- 952
- 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,719
- I can hardly
- hold my own pee in!
- 953
- 00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,888
- My vagina is dead.
- 954
- 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:39,556
- I have a dead vagina.
- 955
- 00:52:39,556 --> 00:52:42,325
- That's a lot of talk
- about your vagina here.
- 956
- 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,294
- Ease up, Calvin.
- 957
- 00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:46,796
- Your mother's vagina went
- through the exact same thing.
- 958
- 00:52:46,796 --> 00:52:48,932
- Not something I care
- to discuss either.
- 959
- 00:52:48,932 --> 00:52:51,835
- God! These are
- going to burst.
- 960
- 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:54,271
- [yelps]
- 961
- 00:52:54,271 --> 00:52:57,474
- Sorry! Yeah,
- that one got away from me.
- 962
- 00:52:57,474 --> 00:52:59,509
- I better pull the plug.
- 963
- 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,945
- -Yeah.
- -[groans]
- 964
- 00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:05,315
- ♪ Words can't say
- what you're doing to me ♪
- 965
- 00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:08,919
- ♪ Give me just a minute,
- try to understand ♪
- 966
- 00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:12,589
- ♪ I can't control
- the shake in my hands ♪
- 967
- 00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:16,193
- Calvin, you'll never guess
- who I bumped into...
- 968
- 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,694
- This is Brandon.
- 969
- 00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:20,730
- -Coxx. Dr. Coxx.
- -[chuckles]
- 970
- 00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:23,600
- Dr. Coxx noticed
- my breast pump
- 971
- 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,570
- and we got to talking,
- and it turns out
- he's a specialist.
- 972
- 00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:30,574
- He helps women recover
- who have had multiple births.
- 973
- 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:32,509
- Ooh! Have a seat!
- 974
- 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:40,317
- So, Dr. Coxx,
- 975
- 00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,719
- what are you, like,
- a plastic surgeon?
- 976
- 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,821
- Nothing quite so drastic.
- 977
- 00:53:44,821 --> 00:53:47,224
- I work with the body
- and the mind.
- 978
- 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,626
- I help women to rediscover
- their inner selves
- 979
- 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:51,928
- so they can get in tune
- with their bodies
- 980
- 00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:54,464
- and re-awaken
- their sexual being.
- 981
- 00:53:54,464 --> 00:53:57,467
- How does it work?
- Can you do me?
- Can you fix me?
- 982
- 00:53:57,467 --> 00:54:00,003
- It's a series of meditations
- to relax the mind
- 983
- 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,806
- and intimate massage
- techniques to relax the body.
- 984
- 00:54:02,806 --> 00:54:06,276
- It gets the blood flowing again
- in all the right places.
- 985
- 00:54:06,276 --> 00:54:09,012
- Brings everything
- back to life.
- 986
- 00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:10,647
- [chuckles]
- 987
- 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:14,017
- So, doctor,
- you seem pretty young.
- 988
- 00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,318
- How old are you?
- 989
- 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:16,886
- It's true, I'm young.
- 990
- 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:19,689
- I graduated college
- when I was 16,
- 991
- 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,791
- and completed
- my medical training overseas.
- 992
- 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,560
- Europe is where it's at.
- 993
- 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,663
- Sex is celebrated
- there at every age.
- 994
- 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,565
- We Americans have
- it all wrong.
- 995
- 00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:29,733
- I'm trying
- to change that.
- 996
- 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,801
- A savior of sorts.
- 997
- 00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,536
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- 998
- 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:36,973
- I'm sorry I'm staring.
- 999
- 00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:40,010
- It's just that you have
- the most beautiful eyes.
- 1000
- 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,711
- I do?
- 1001
- 00:54:41,711 --> 00:54:43,780
- It's just...
- 1002
- 00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:50,387
- Do you mind?
- 1003
- 00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:58,561
- Yes. There she is.
- 1004
- 00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:02,465
- You definitely have
- the vibrant sexual being
- in there.
- 1005
- 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:03,533
- I could help you find it.
- 1006
- 00:55:04,934 --> 00:55:08,471
- OK... This is great stuff,
- 1007
- 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:10,807
- but, uh, Sharon,
- it's getting late.
- 1008
- 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,575
- We've got
- that early meeting.
- 1009
- 00:55:12,575 --> 00:55:14,744
- We should probably
- get your card and head up.
- 1010
- 00:55:14,744 --> 00:55:17,013
- -We've got an early day
- tomorrow.
- -Calvin!
- 1011
- 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:19,582
- We're work colleagues, no!
- 1012
- 00:55:19,582 --> 00:55:21,384
- Why don't we order
- some more drinks
- 1013
- 00:55:21,384 --> 00:55:24,087
- and talk about this some more?
- I think it's fascinating!
- 1014
- 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:27,357
- -[chuckles]
- -Yeah!
- 1015
- 00:55:27,357 --> 00:55:29,726
- Fascinating!
- 1016
- 00:55:29,726 --> 00:55:32,962
- The mistake that people
- make with their lovers
- is forcefulness.
- 1017
- 00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:35,632
- You have to approach
- these areas tenderly.
- 1018
- 00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:38,902
- You have to gently coax
- 1019
- 00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:40,904
- and gently coax some more
- 1020
- 00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:43,473
- so that the body
- reaches for it,
- 1021
- 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:45,375
- desires the touch.
- 1022
- 00:55:46,476 --> 00:55:49,446
- God, that makes
- so much sense!
- 1023
- 00:55:51,748 --> 00:55:54,351
- Uhh, wow.
- 1024
- 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:58,021
- Sharon, look at the time,
- we should probably go!
- 1025
- 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,589
- Yeah, we should.
- 1026
- 00:55:59,589 --> 00:56:01,558
- Can I walk you?
- 1027
- 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,893
- No, no. There's no need,
- I'll walk her.
- 1028
- 00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:05,595
- Sharon,
- is this your key card?
- 1029
- 00:56:05,595 --> 00:56:08,498
- Actually,
- a walk would be nice.
- 1030
- 00:56:08,498 --> 00:56:09,666
- Thank you, Dr. Coxx.
- 1031
- 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:11,534
- But we have that meeting...
- 1032
- 00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:12,769
- in the morning.
- 1033
- 00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:15,538
- Surely there's no time
- for a walk.
- 1034
- 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:18,641
- Calvin, I'm a grown woman.
- 1035
- 00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:22,145
- I know when I need a walk.
- 1036
- 00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:25,648
- -Shall we?
- -Of course.
- 1037
- 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:27,450
- Grab my jacket.
- 1038
- 00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:31,588
- [scoffs]
- 1039
- 00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:35,992
- [chuckles] Goodnight!
- 1040
- 00:56:35,992 --> 00:56:38,061
- [elevator dings]
- 1041
- 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:40,163
- [phone rings]
- 1042
- 00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:43,767
- Tucker Aaronson and Walden,
- may I help you?
- 1043
- 00:56:53,676 --> 00:56:56,613
- Uh, let me transfer you.
- 1044
- 00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:58,848
- Wow, those are
- some ugly panties.
- 1045
- 00:57:00,049 --> 00:57:04,154
- Yeah, they, uh...
- for a case.
- 1046
- 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:09,125
- [chuckles] We are working on
- the case of the terrible
- granny panties, so...
- 1047
- 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,028
- Must be a big case! [snorts]
- 1048
- 00:57:12,028 --> 00:57:17,100
- [chuckles] It is. It is...
- 1049
- 00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:20,970
- -Hold all my calls.
- -OK.
- 1050
- 00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:28,711
- Sharon Gottlieb?
- 1051
- 00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,815
- You might as well have
- told me that size
- really doesn't matter
- 1052
- 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:35,618
- and that the female orgasm
- is made of rainbows.
- 1053
- 00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:40,723
- Well, I'm sorry
- that she surprised you,
- but she didn't surprise me.
- 1054
- 00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:42,125
- It's probably been
- a long time
- 1055
- 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,060
- since a man has looked at her
- like that, you know?
- 1056
- 00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:46,529
- We gave her a golden opportunity
- and she took it.
- 1057
- 00:57:46,529 --> 00:57:51,201
- She's clearly a sad woman
- with a blown-out vagina
- that needed tending.
- 1058
- 00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:55,705
- I really wish I didn't know
- that about her. [chuckles]
- 1059
- 00:57:55,705 --> 00:58:00,477
- But it's not everyone.
- It's not even the majority.
- 1060
- 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,745
- But it is.
- 1061
- 00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:04,113
- That's what
- I've been trying to tell you.
- 1062
- 00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:05,715
- You're wrong about people.
- 1063
- 00:58:05,715 --> 00:58:06,850
- It's not that simple.
- 1064
- 00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:10,487
- Yeah, well,
- I wish it weren't.
- 1065
- 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,522
- You know, the tragic thing?
- 1066
- 00:58:12,522 --> 00:58:15,525
- That a 220-pound man
- wears smiley-faced boxers?
- 1067
- 00:58:15,525 --> 00:58:16,926
- [chuckles]
- 1068
- 00:58:16,926 --> 00:58:20,497
- OK. OK, what's tragic?
- 1069
- 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:24,801
- Well, the tragic thing
- is that if you win,
- 1070
- 00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:28,605
- your blog lives on
- and you get to write your book,
- 1071
- 00:58:28,605 --> 00:58:34,177
- but you and I get six months,
- and then... it's over.
- 1072
- 00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:39,282
- I mean, six months is...
- 1073
- 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,218
- God, that's nothing.
- 1074
- 00:58:48,057 --> 00:58:50,660
- Hey kids, how we doing?
- 1075
- 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:53,196
- Simon, my man!
- 1076
- 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:56,132
- We are doing fantastic.
- 1077
- 00:58:56,132 --> 00:58:59,903
- As a matter of fact,
- we've got some great news.
- 1078
- 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:02,672
- That loan for the penis
- extension finally came through?
- 1079
- 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:05,675
- [laughs] This guy.
- 1080
- 00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:07,644
- No man, um,
- 1081
- 00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:12,181
- Lauren and I
- are getting married.
- 1082
- 00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:15,318
- Wow, I mean...
- 1083
- 00:59:15,318 --> 00:59:17,020
- Wow, that was quick!
- 1084
- 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:19,088
- Yeah. I'm not pregnant.
- 1085
- 00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,625
- Well then,
- drinks are on the house.
- 1086
- 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:23,993
- Hey, thank you, brother.
- 1087
- 00:59:23,993 --> 00:59:26,629
- And listen, I'd love to have
- the bachelor party
- 1088
- 00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:29,933
- right here at Tucci's.
- Is the back room available
- for Saturday night?
- 1089
- 00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:31,868
- -It's all yours.
- -Awesome! Awesome!
- 1090
- 00:59:31,868 --> 00:59:34,270
- And we'll head back
- to my place after
- for some shenanigans?
- 1091
- 00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:38,207
- -Yeah, love it.
- -[laughs]
- 1092
- 00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:40,944
- -Huh?
- -Bachelor party, huh?
- 1093
- 00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:42,812
- -Shenanigans?
- -Hey, come on,
- 1094
- 00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:44,914
- what better opportunity
- for someone to cheat
- 1095
- 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,115
- than a bachelor party?
- 1096
- 00:59:46,115 --> 00:59:47,684
- It's practically
- in the handbook.
- 1097
- 00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:50,086
- -I knew there was a handbook.
- -Uh-huh.
- 1098
- 00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:52,989
- Listen, two of our competitors
- are going to be there
- 1099
- 00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:54,123
- and you only need one
- to cheat
- 1100
- 00:59:54,123 --> 00:59:55,692
- for this competition
- to be over,
- 1101
- 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:58,861
- so we're going to
- finish this this weekend.
- 1102
- 00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:00,163
- Finish it?
- 1103
- 01:00:01,664 --> 01:00:03,733
- Well, that's what
- you want, right?
- 1104
- 01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:06,302
- Your name in lights.
- Glory, the big win?
- 1105
- 01:00:08,071 --> 01:00:10,807
- Yeah, all right.
- 1106
- 01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:14,010
- Saturday bachelor party,
- we'll finish it.
- 1107
- 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:17,013
- Oh, and, uh, listen,
- 1108
- 01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:20,917
- I would love
- some strippers for Saturday.
- 1109
- 01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,620
- Do you think Corina
- knows any of those?
- 1110
- 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:26,255
- Gee, probably.
- 1111
- 01:00:26,255 --> 01:00:29,659
- I thought so.
- Resourceful lady, that one.
- 1112
- 01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:32,829
- -You have no idea.
- -[chuckles]
- 1113
- 01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:36,766
- So, are you just doing this
- for the gifts?
- 1114
- 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:38,301
- 'Cause we could use
- a new Keurig.
- 1115
- 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:41,337
- -Nah, no gifts.
- -Then why?
- 1116
- 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:44,173
- Women are happy to stay
- engaged for like, ever!
- 1117
- 01:00:44,173 --> 01:00:46,009
- It's a get out
- of jail free card, man.
- 1118
- 01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:48,711
- [chuckles]
- Does Danielle know this?
- 1119
- 01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:52,115
- She doesn't not know it.
- 1120
- 01:00:52,115 --> 01:00:55,051
- Ahh, Jacob, you are an island.
- 1121
- 01:00:55,051 --> 01:00:56,853
- So check this out.
- 1122
- 01:00:56,853 --> 01:00:59,756
- It's the prototype
- for my new app,
- Mars Calling Venus.
- 1123
- 01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:01,758
- A guy can ask Venus
- anything he wants to know,
- 1124
- 01:01:01,758 --> 01:01:02,959
- and she'll tell him the truth
- 1125
- 01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:04,661
- about what women
- are really thinking.
- 1126
- 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:08,898
- So, say for example...
- sexual partners.
- 1127
- 01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:11,234
- -[keys clacking]
- -[computer chiming]
- 1128
- 01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:14,804
- The average woman
- has had eight lovers,
- but when polled,
- 1129
- 01:01:14,804 --> 01:01:18,775
- 76% said they'd lie
- and answer four or less.
- 1130
- 01:01:18,775 --> 01:01:22,412
- Naughty, naughty, Venus.
- Naughty, naughty, Venus.
- 1131
- 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:24,347
- -[chiming]
- -Is that it?
- 1132
- 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:27,984
- Well, she gets naked.
- 1133
- 01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:30,153
- And I loaded her with car
- and sports trivia.
- 1134
- 01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:32,722
- Ed got me a meeting
- with some suits on Monday.
- 1135
- 01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:34,290
- Ooh, I'm going to be rich!
- 1136
- 01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:37,760
- Did you make her
- look like Lauren?
- 1137
- 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,996
- -What?
- -Yeah, you...
- 1138
- 01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:42,031
- Is that a mole
- under her left eye?
- 1139
- 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:45,702
- Dude, you have
- lost your mind.
- 1140
- 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:49,872
- This woman has straight up
- crawled up inside your brain
- and made you go wonky!
- 1141
- 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,809
- So, party tonight
- at Tucci's?
- 1142
- 01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:56,746
- I'll wear a suit.
- 1143
- 01:01:56,746 --> 01:01:58,981
- You don't own a suit.
- 1144
- 01:01:58,981 --> 01:02:01,718
- You own a suit.
- 1145
- 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,354
- I own a suit. [sighs]
- 1146
- 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:12,061
- -[chatter]
- -I've had a lot of free time.
- 1147
- 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,396
- [laughs]
- 1148
- 01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:19,168
- There's the three rings
- of marriage, brother.
- 1149
- 01:02:19,168 --> 01:02:22,805
- There's the engagement ring,
- the wedding ring,
- 1150
- 01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,841
- and then there's
- the suffer-ring!
- 1151
- 01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:28,377
- -[guys groan]
- -Boo!
- 1152
- 01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:30,780
- Boo that man.
- 1153
- 01:02:32,281 --> 01:02:34,917
- Oh, man, I can't believe
- you're getting married.
- 1154
- 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:38,054
- You know how long Jenny
- has been harassing me
- to pull the trigger?
- 1155
- 01:02:38,054 --> 01:02:39,956
- She wants four kids.
- 1156
- 01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:41,791
- Dang,
- that's a lot of kids.
- 1157
- 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:43,226
- That is a lot of kids.
- 1158
- 01:02:43,226 --> 01:02:46,295
- In Korea we have large families
- of many generations
- 1159
- 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:48,498
- and we all live together
- under one roof.
- 1160
- 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:50,500
- You grew up in Napa Valley.
- 1161
- 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,901
- But my people, we...
- We started--
- 1162
- 01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:54,537
- Your parents own a winery...
- in Napa!
- 1163
- 01:02:54,537 --> 01:02:55,838
- [laughter]
- 1164
- 01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,844
- So, what flipped the switch?
- 1165
- 01:03:01,844 --> 01:03:04,881
- What can I say, fellas?
- I love her.
- 1166
- 01:03:04,881 --> 01:03:06,883
- -I hope so.
- -Drink to that.
- 1167
- 01:03:10,186 --> 01:03:13,389
- Mm. What about you, Ed,
- do you love Kimberly?
- 1168
- 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:16,993
- Um, let me see.
- I married the girl
- when we were 18 years old,
- 1169
- 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:18,895
- so yeah, I think I love her.
- 1170
- 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:22,098
- No, that's time, man.
- I'm talking about love.
- 1171
- 01:03:22,098 --> 01:03:25,001
- Real love, the kind you
- walk through fire for,
- 1172
- 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:26,335
- you know what I'm saying?
- 1173
- 01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:29,405
- Well, yeah.
- She's my girl.
- 1174
- 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,042
- Yeah, she is, right?
- 1175
- 01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:35,077
- And she's a good one.
- 1176
- 01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:37,547
- Things have been
- going great since I started
- rubbing her feet.
- 1177
- 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:41,250
- Sometimes she'll even put on
- her old cheerleading outfit
- 1178
- 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:43,586
- -and wear it for me.
- -There you go.
- 1179
- 01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:46,823
- -Jenny thinks outfits are silly.
- -Yeah, well, they're not.
- 1180
- 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:49,592
- My girl looks pretty amazing
- in that outfit.
- 1181
- 01:03:49,592 --> 01:03:52,094
- Well, that sounds
- like love to me, man.
- 1182
- 01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:56,132
- -Cheerleader love.
- -[laughter]
- 1183
- 01:03:56,132 --> 01:03:58,100
- Does she still love you?
- 1184
- 01:03:58,100 --> 01:03:59,368
- Damn right, she loves me.
- 1185
- 01:03:59,368 --> 01:04:01,304
- What kind of question
- is that to ask a man?
- 1186
- 01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:03,940
- -It's just a question.
- -Yeah, come on,
- why so defensive?
- 1187
- 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:07,410
- You boys better
- get your heads in check.
- 1188
- 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:11,113
- That woman loves me!
- She calls me her Eddie Pie.
- 1189
- 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:13,015
- -[laughter]
- -What?
- 1190
- 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,218
- Whoa, hold on,
- say that again?
- 1191
- 01:04:15,218 --> 01:04:18,955
- It's not like an edible pie?
- Like a Tasty Pastry?
- 1192
- 01:04:18,955 --> 01:04:24,126
- OK, Eddie Pie.
- I mean, it sounds like
- you're it for her.
- 1193
- 01:04:24,126 --> 01:04:26,896
- Like, you are her
- White Knight.
- 1194
- 01:04:26,896 --> 01:04:29,332
- Hmm.
- 1195
- 01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:32,101
- Black Knight.
- I'm her Black Knight.
- 1196
- 01:04:32,101 --> 01:04:35,571
- -Yes, you are. Black Knight.
- -Yeah.
- 1197
- 01:04:35,571 --> 01:04:37,106
- No, No!
- 1198
- 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:40,543
- ♪ Happy Birthday,
- Mr. President ♪
- 1199
- 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:45,147
- -♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
- -[all groan]
- 1200
- 01:04:45,147 --> 01:04:46,649
- We're jamming.
- 1201
- 01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:48,651
- There you go.
- 1202
- 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,959
- Hey, all I'm saying
- is you're a lucky man.
- 1203
- 01:04:56,959 --> 01:05:00,363
- That sense of truly finding
- the one? It's pretty rare.
- 1204
- 01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:02,598
- Yeah.
- 1205
- 01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:05,635
- You call it. Do that.
- 1206
- 01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:08,170
- Maybe four isn't so many.
- 1207
- 01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,639
- Now that's
- a butt load of kids.
- 1208
- 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:12,074
- -Shh. [laughs]
- -That's a butt load of kids.
- 1209
- 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:15,144
- -That's a butt load of kids.
- -[laughter]
- 1210
- 01:05:19,515 --> 01:05:21,918
- I love you too, baby.
- 1211
- 01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:27,423
- Maybe when I get home
- you can...
- 1212
- 01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:32,194
- wear that little...
- outfit for me?
- 1213
- 01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:33,462
- All right.
- 1214
- 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:39,201
- All right.
- Bye-bye, baby.
- 1215
- 01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:43,072
- It's noisy in there, huh?
- 1216
- 01:05:44,373 --> 01:05:46,943
- You with all those crazy guys?
- 1217
- 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,112
- Uh, yeah.
- 1218
- 01:05:52,048 --> 01:05:54,984
- It's hot in there, too.
- 1219
- 01:05:54,984 --> 01:05:57,153
- I'm Corina.
- 1220
- 01:05:59,488 --> 01:06:00,957
- Do you have a light?
- 1221
- 01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:06,529
- -I don't smoke.
- -[laughs]
- 1222
- 01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:11,067
- Well,
- you look smoking to me.
- 1223
- 01:06:11,067 --> 01:06:13,402
- [laughs]
- 1224
- 01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:17,540
- OK, OK... what you doing?
- 1225
- 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:19,008
- What do you mean,
- "What am I doing?"
- 1226
- 01:06:19,008 --> 01:06:20,176
- I'm talking to you.
- 1227
- 01:06:20,176 --> 01:06:22,244
- You're doing more
- than just that.
- 1228
- 01:06:24,613 --> 01:06:27,717
- Maybe I am.
- Do you have a name?
- 1229
- 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:30,286
- I got a name.
- 1230
- 01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,055
- I just don't know
- I want you to have it.
- 1231
- 01:06:33,055 --> 01:06:34,757
- Is that so?
- 1232
- 01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:43,499
- My name is Eddie Pie.
- 1233
- 01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:45,701
- I am a Black Knight.
- 1234
- 01:06:47,236 --> 01:06:49,238
- Goodnight, fair lady.
- 1235
- 01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:54,543
- [sighs]
- 1236
- 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:56,145
- Good for him.
- 1237
- 01:06:56,145 --> 01:06:59,115
- [dance music]
- 1238
- 01:07:11,193 --> 01:07:12,361
- ♪ Scratch my back ♪
- 1239
- 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:26,375
- ♪ Scratch my back ♪
- 1240
- 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:37,053
- ♪ Scratch my back ♪
- 1241
- 01:07:48,297 --> 01:07:51,400
- ♪ Very long time ♪
- 1242
- 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,768
- [grunts]
- 1243
- 01:07:52,768 --> 01:07:54,470
- That's better. [clears throat]
- 1244
- 01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:58,207
- Now...
- tell me where you want it?
- 1245
- 01:07:58,207 --> 01:07:59,809
- -I know where I want it.
- -Wait your turn.
- 1246
- 01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,710
- It's never my turn.
- 1247
- 01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:04,647
- -You want to take a shot?
- -No, I'm trying to quit.
- 1248
- 01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:08,751
- Aww. Well, you don't mind
- if I take one, do you?
- 1249
- 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:09,785
- -Yeah.
- -Up.
- 1250
- 01:08:09,785 --> 01:08:12,388
- Wait. Whoa...
- 1251
- 01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:15,724
- [clamoring]
- 1252
- 01:08:19,795 --> 01:08:21,630
- [Calvin] OK...
- 1253
- 01:08:21,630 --> 01:08:25,568
- OK, now...
- where do we want it?
- 1254
- 01:08:25,568 --> 01:08:26,735
- I don't.
- 1255
- 01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:28,370
- Oh, you naughty boy.
- 1256
- 01:08:28,370 --> 01:08:30,272
- In the crotch, huh?
- 1257
- 01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:33,542
- That just so happens to be
- my favorite place to take it.
- 1258
- 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,546
- -How'd you know?
- -[guys clamor]
- 1259
- 01:08:37,546 --> 01:08:39,648
- All right, now,
- you have to be
- very careful,
- 1260
- 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:41,717
- 'cause if you move,
- it'll spill.
- 1261
- 01:08:41,717 --> 01:08:44,487
- And let me make
- one thing clear,
- 1262
- 01:08:44,487 --> 01:08:49,825
- I am taking that shot,
- every last drop.
- 1263
- 01:08:49,825 --> 01:08:51,527
- [chuckles]
- 1264
- 01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:52,628
- Are we ready, boys?
- 1265
- 01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:53,729
- -[all] Yeah.
- -No, no.
- 1266
- 01:08:53,729 --> 01:08:55,865
- -Here we go!
- -Ohh! Ohh!
- 1267
- 01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:59,135
- Oh! You naughty boy.
- 1268
- 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:04,707
- Guess I'm just going
- to have to clean you
- all up with my tongue.
- 1269
- 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:07,309
- -Ooh.
- -Oh!
- 1270
- 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:08,878
- [sighs]
- 1271
- 01:09:11,881 --> 01:09:13,716
- Here's some ice...
- 1272
- 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:23,526
- I'm really sorry,
- it was just a reflex.
- 1273
- 01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:25,494
- Would you just make
- yourself useful
- 1274
- 01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:26,729
- and hand me my purse?
- 1275
- 01:09:26,729 --> 01:09:29,932
- I'm leaving. [sighs]
- 1276
- 01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:31,367
- Thanks.
- 1277
- 01:09:35,638 --> 01:09:37,239
- [door opens]
- 1278
- 01:09:37,239 --> 01:09:38,908
- I didn't want a shot.
- 1279
- 01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:55,524
- Ooh, boy, you really
- screwed that one up, buddy.
- 1280
- 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:57,359
- I can understand
- you not wanting
- 1281
- 01:09:57,359 --> 01:09:59,895
- to show everyone Mr. Floppy,
- but did you really have to
- 1282
- 01:09:59,895 --> 01:10:01,697
- knee that poor girl
- in the face?
- 1283
- 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:03,966
- It was a reflex, man.
- 1284
- 01:10:03,966 --> 01:10:06,735
- Hey, uh, where's Simon?
- 1285
- 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:10,606
- And... Mandy?
- 1286
- 01:10:10,606 --> 01:10:13,509
- Where are they?
- 1287
- 01:10:13,509 --> 01:10:15,811
- They went for a walk.
- 1288
- 01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:18,514
- Wait, you let them leave?
- 1289
- 01:10:27,856 --> 01:10:30,526
- [cell phone ringing]
- 1290
- 01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:35,831
- -Hello?
- -Hello, Lauren?
- 1291
- 01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:37,366
- It's Heather Decker.
- 1292
- 01:10:37,366 --> 01:10:39,268
- I have the update
- on your book offer.
- 1293
- 01:10:39,268 --> 01:10:41,971
- They like the blog
- and your story around that,
- 1294
- 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,772
- but they caught wind
- of the competition.
- 1295
- 01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:45,741
- They think
- that's a better angle.
- 1296
- 01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:48,244
- Caught wind of it? How?
- 1297
- 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:50,746
- Your sister made a call
- to the publisher.
- 1298
- 01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:53,315
- Apparently, she's not
- a fan of your blog.
- 1299
- 01:10:53,315 --> 01:10:56,552
- She's pushing this new angle,
- and they like it a lot.
- 1300
- 01:10:56,552 --> 01:10:57,720
- [scoffs]
- 1301
- 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,888
- Gena is not a fan of the blog.
- 1302
- 01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:01,957
- Why doesn't she just
- stay out of my life?
- 1303
- 01:11:01,957 --> 01:11:04,927
- Did you hear me, Lauren?
- They are very interested.
- 1304
- 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:07,896
- They are offering
- two million dollars for it.
- 1305
- 01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:12,835
- -Two million?
- -Yes.
- 1306
- 01:11:12,835 --> 01:11:16,705
- But you have to win.
- Otherwise, no deal.
- 1307
- 01:11:16,705 --> 01:11:19,275
- Are you still there?
- 1308
- 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,976
- They want to talk to you
- on Monday.
- 1309
- 01:11:20,976 --> 01:11:23,045
- They want to get started
- right away.
- 1310
- 01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:25,447
- Yeah, I'm still here.
- 1311
- 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:28,450
- Listen, that's...
- that's an incredible offer,
- 1312
- 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,052
- that's amazing.
- 1313
- 01:11:30,052 --> 01:11:32,354
- It's just it takes
- the whole thing
- 1314
- 01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:33,989
- into a completely
- different direction
- 1315
- 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:35,958
- and I'm not sure
- that's the book
- 1316
- 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,493
- that I want to write.
- 1317
- 01:11:39,561 --> 01:11:42,865
- Let me think about it
- for a couple of days. OK?
- 1318
- 01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:43,999
- Thanks, Heather.
- 1319
- 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,752
- -Hey.
- -How could you do it, man?
- 1320
- 01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:06,655
- -Do what?
- -You know what.
- 1321
- 01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:08,424
- I don't know
- what you're talking about.
- 1322
- 01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:12,328
- Did you sleep with her?
- Did you have sex with Mandy?
- 1323
- 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,930
- Look, man,
- I don't know what you're
- talking about, all right?
- 1324
- 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:16,832
- I thought you were
- better than that.
- 1325
- 01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:18,801
- [grunting]
- 1326
- 01:12:18,801 --> 01:12:22,738
- Ah! Get out of there, Cal,
- stop it! Get off of me!
- 1327
- 01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:23,872
- You're still wearing
- your underwear.
- 1328
- 01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:26,342
- Yes, of course!
- 1329
- 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,643
- What the hell, Cal!
- 1330
- 01:12:27,643 --> 01:12:30,446
- Well, did... did you sleep
- with her or not?
- 1331
- 01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:33,115
- Yeah, I slept with her.
- 1332
- 01:12:33,115 --> 01:12:34,983
- Look,
- 1333
- 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:39,355
- we went down to the river
- and we talked.
- 1334
- 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,023
- After a little while
- she made a move,
- 1335
- 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,360
- but... I didn't want to.
- 1336
- 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:48,430
- I mean, I wanted to,
- but... I couldn't do it.
- 1337
- 01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:51,967
- I've never cheated on Jenny,
- so we just slept.
- 1338
- 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:54,570
- -[laughs]
- -What are you laughing about?
- 1339
- 01:12:54,570 --> 01:12:57,539
- You, man!
- You're the man!!
- 1340
- 01:12:57,539 --> 01:13:01,477
- -[shouting]
- -Oh, God, OK, all right!
- 1341
- 01:13:01,477 --> 01:13:04,780
- I knew it, I knew you were
- one of the good guys, man!
- 1342
- 01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:08,650
- I knew it! OK, that's two.
- 1343
- 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,619
- -Come on, baby, yeah.
- -All right, all right.
- 1344
- 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:18,093
- All right, I believe you.
- You know...
- 1345
- 01:13:18,093 --> 01:13:20,963
- Of course, we'll never really
- know what happened out there.
- 1346
- 01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:23,532
- But if Mandy didn't
- get his underwear,
- 1347
- 01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:26,802
- then I guess we'll say
- nothing happened.
- 1348
- 01:13:26,802 --> 01:13:30,472
- Although, she's quite taken
- with Simon.
- 1349
- 01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:32,841
- She even wants me to let
- her know when he's single.
- 1350
- 01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:36,779
- [chuckles] I don't think
- she's his type.
- 1351
- 01:13:36,779 --> 01:13:40,015
- Yeah? She said
- he's the first man
- 1352
- 01:13:40,015 --> 01:13:43,786
- to ever turn
- her down. Ever.
- 1353
- 01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:50,659
- Hey, you know where
- I want to take you
- when all this is over?
- 1354
- 01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:52,661
- It's not over yet.
- 1355
- 01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:54,463
- I'll take you to Paris.
- 1356
- 01:13:54,463 --> 01:13:58,734
- We can get some striped shirts
- and live the life of the mimes.
- 1357
- 01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:01,203
- Really horny mimes.
- 1358
- 01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:03,071
- [chuckles]
- 1359
- 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,010
- I know it's going to be tough
- for you to shut down that blog,
- 1360
- 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:11,980
- but, um, you know,
- maybe you don't have to.
- 1361
- 01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:16,218
- Maybe you could just... turn it
- into something more positive.
- 1362
- 01:14:20,756 --> 01:14:24,226
- Well, there's one more
- challenger left.
- 1363
- 01:14:24,226 --> 01:14:26,695
- It could go down
- either way.
- 1364
- 01:14:26,695 --> 01:14:30,132
- Ah, yes.
- The good minister Dooley.
- 1365
- 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:33,035
- Well, I'm sorry, babe, but
- he's a ringer for the home team.
- 1366
- 01:14:33,035 --> 01:14:35,504
- My man is legit.
- 1367
- 01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:38,240
- There is no way anyone
- is going to convince him
- 1368
- 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,976
- to cheat on his wife.
- [chuckles] Oh...
- 1369
- 01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:43,111
- People can surprise you.
- 1370
- 01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:46,482
- Mm. Yes, they can.
- 1371
- 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:49,918
- If there's one thing
- this competition has
- taught me it's that.
- 1372
- 01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:53,789
- Well, [clears throat]
- we've decided
- 1373
- 01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:55,224
- to have the last challenge
- at Corina's house.
- 1374
- 01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:56,658
- I'll text you the address.
- 1375
- 01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:58,527
- Just tell the minister
- 1376
- 01:14:58,527 --> 01:15:01,029
- that he should
- come by around 7
- 1377
- 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:05,534
- and that you have a friend
- who needs some guidance.
- 1378
- 01:15:05,534 --> 01:15:07,069
- We're running
- a conversion con.
- 1379
- 01:15:07,069 --> 01:15:10,772
- -A conversion con?
- -[laughing]
- 1380
- 01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:12,241
- Listen to you.
- 1381
- 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:13,942
- It's a good thing
- this is almost over.
- 1382
- 01:15:13,942 --> 01:15:16,211
- You're turning
- into a regular gangster.
- 1383
- 01:15:16,211 --> 01:15:19,515
- Well, I have a meeting
- with the publishers on Monday,
- 1384
- 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:25,087
- they want to, you know, discuss
- the book proposal, details...
- 1385
- 01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:26,922
- Well, either way,
- you're going to have
- 1386
- 01:15:26,922 --> 01:15:29,291
- an interesting story to tell.
- 1387
- 01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:33,996
- Hey, you want to have dinner
- with me tomorrow night
- 1388
- 01:15:33,996 --> 01:15:36,198
- while all this is going down?
- 1389
- 01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:37,933
- You know, we can celebrate...
- 1390
- 01:15:37,933 --> 01:15:40,636
- either way,
- like a couple of good sports.
- 1391
- 01:15:40,636 --> 01:15:43,238
- Wait for the results
- together?
- 1392
- 01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:46,675
- Yeah.
- 1393
- 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:49,278
- I'd like that.
- 1394
- 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,847
- Okay.
- 1395
- 01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:53,849
- [insects chirping]
- 1396
- 01:15:58,186 --> 01:16:00,222
- I talked to Minister Dooley
- this afternoon
- 1397
- 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:02,558
- and he was all in for
- bringing in another lost sheep,
- 1398
- 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,762
- so... the last competition
- has begun.
- 1399
- 01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:08,263
- -[sighs]
- -May the best man win.
- 1400
- 01:16:08,263 --> 01:16:10,933
- May the best person win.
- 1401
- 01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:15,137
- [cell phone buzzing]
- 1402
- 01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:16,705
- Oh, excuse me.
- 1403
- 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,809
- Hello, this is Calvin.
- 1404
- 01:16:20,809 --> 01:16:22,578
- Uh-huh?
- 1405
- 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,680
- Oh, you're kidding?
- 1406
- 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,649
- Yeah, is he all right?
- 1407
- 01:16:27,649 --> 01:16:30,619
- OK, sure. Sure, yeah,
- thanks for letting me know.
- 1408
- 01:16:30,619 --> 01:16:32,721
- Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
- 1409
- 01:16:34,356 --> 01:16:36,758
- -Wow.
- -What happened?
- 1410
- 01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:40,295
- Umm, Minister Dooley
- is in the hospital.
- 1411
- 01:16:40,295 --> 01:16:42,230
- -What?
- -Yeah, apparently,
- 1412
- 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:44,333
- he broke his leg
- playing hoops today.
- 1413
- 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:48,804
- Oh, God, well...
- poor Minister Dooley,
- 1414
- 01:16:48,804 --> 01:16:51,807
- but I'm supposed to be
- meeting with the publisher
- 1415
- 01:16:51,807 --> 01:16:54,109
- on Monday-- I can't keep
- pushing them off.
- 1416
- 01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:55,644
- Yeah, I know. I know.
- 1417
- 01:16:55,644 --> 01:17:00,349
- Um. All right.
- We need a new competitor.
- 1418
- 01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:03,952
- So, um...
- 1419
- 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,721
- Jacob.
- 1420
- 01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:07,389
- I'll send Jacob,
- it's perfect.
- 1421
- 01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:08,991
- -Jacob?
- -Yeah, sure,
- 1422
- 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,759
- he's in the dark about
- all this like we agreed,
- 1423
- 01:17:10,759 --> 01:17:13,261
- and he's been engaged
- to Danielle for over a year,
- 1424
- 01:17:13,261 --> 01:17:14,796
- so he fits the bill, right?
- 1425
- 01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:18,634
- I'll just, uh,
- text him that a friend
- 1426
- 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:21,203
- needs help
- with her computer
- 1427
- 01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:24,873
- -[sent text alert]
- -and we'll see
- what happens.
- 1428
- 01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:26,975
- -It could work.
- -Yeah, yeah,
- it's going to be good.
- 1429
- 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:29,645
- It's going to be good. We are
- still going to end this tonight.
- 1430
- 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:32,314
- -[cell phone buzzing]
- -[laughs] Ah, he's free.
- 1431
- 01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:38,153
- Sweet! OK, let me text him
- the address and boom.
- 1432
- 01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:42,190
- Done. We're back on, OK?
- 1433
- 01:17:45,027 --> 01:17:47,062
- He's kind of a freak, right?
- 1434
- 01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:48,964
- I mean, you sure
- you want to use him?
- 1435
- 01:17:48,964 --> 01:17:51,933
- But... he doesn't go
- for easy women.
- 1436
- 01:17:51,933 --> 01:17:54,670
- Huh, so, you scared?
- 1437
- 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,004
- Right? You're scared.
- 1438
- 01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:58,073
- You're sensing another W
- for team Calvin.
- 1439
- 01:17:58,073 --> 01:18:00,842
- Don't refer to yourself
- in the third person.
- 1440
- 01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:03,245
- And don't be a sore loser.
- 1441
- 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:06,348
- All right? Excuse me,
- I'm going to restroom.
- 1442
- 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,383
- It's a close one.
- 1443
- 01:18:08,383 --> 01:18:11,253
- Jacob's good. Jacob's good.
- 1444
- 01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,457
- [cell phone buzzing]
- 1445
- 01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:31,139
- [whispers] Oh, this is bad,
- bad, bad...
- 1446
- 01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:49,424
- Hey, Simon.
- 1447
- 01:18:49,424 --> 01:18:51,326
- Can you just, uh,
- 1448
- 01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:53,895
- tell Calvin that I
- started feeling really bad
- 1449
- 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:56,064
- and I had to leave
- and I'll call him later?
- 1450
- 01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:58,366
- -Yeah.
- -Great, thanks.
- 1451
- 01:19:08,376 --> 01:19:10,879
- [cell phone buzzes]
- 1452
- 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:35,871
- Hey, Simon, man,
- did you see where Lauren went?
- 1453
- 01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:38,306
- She said she wasn't feeling well
- and that she'd call you.
- 1454
- 01:19:38,306 --> 01:19:41,443
- What, she just took off?
- Did she look sick?
- 1455
- 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,045
- She seemed kind of pale,
- I guess?
- 1456
- 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,984
- [sighs]
- 1457
- 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,086
- [doorbell rings]
- 1458
- 01:19:58,393 --> 01:20:01,096
- Oh, wow, Jacob,
- hey, come in!
- 1459
- 01:20:01,096 --> 01:20:04,800
- Hey, tech geek to the rescue.
- 1460
- 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,402
- I don't know, you don't look
- like a geek to me, Jacob.
- 1461
- 01:20:07,402 --> 01:20:08,937
- You OK?
- 1462
- 01:20:08,937 --> 01:20:11,406
- The computer's just
- in the bedroom upstairs.
- 1463
- 01:20:11,406 --> 01:20:14,109
- O...kay.
- 1464
- 01:20:17,946 --> 01:20:19,881
- So, where's Cal?
- 1465
- 01:20:19,881 --> 01:20:23,185
- Oh... Cal didn't tell you?
- 1466
- 01:20:23,185 --> 01:20:26,521
- Yeah, we broke up
- last night.
- 1467
- 01:20:26,521 --> 01:20:30,258
- Everything was just
- moving too fast.
- 1468
- 01:20:30,258 --> 01:20:33,261
- It's OK though.
- We're still friends.
- 1469
- 01:20:35,096 --> 01:20:36,965
- Really?
- 1470
- 01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:43,405
- So...
- 1471
- 01:20:46,541 --> 01:20:49,211
- this is the one
- that's giving me trouble.
- 1472
- 01:20:49,211 --> 01:20:53,949
- So, is it running slowly
- or not at all?
- 1473
- 01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:57,252
- Slowly. But then it freezes
- and then I have to
- 1474
- 01:20:57,252 --> 01:20:59,154
- shut the whole thing off
- and start over again.
- 1475
- 01:20:59,154 --> 01:21:01,122
- It's-it's infuriating.
- 1476
- 01:21:01,122 --> 01:21:03,124
- It sounds like you just need
- to clean up your hard drive,
- 1477
- 01:21:03,124 --> 01:21:05,293
- maybe run a de-frag.
- 1478
- 01:21:05,293 --> 01:21:06,862
- Let me clean
- some stuff up here
- 1479
- 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,396
- to see if that
- fixes the problem.
- 1480
- 01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:10,866
- -Thanks.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 1481
- 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:15,871
- I'm lucky to have a bonafide
- computer genius to help me.
- 1482
- 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,138
- [kisses cheek]
- 1483
- 01:21:18,506 --> 01:21:21,276
- Yeah, that's me.
- 1484
- 01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:34,489
- Wow.
- 1485
- 01:21:34,489 --> 01:21:36,892
- What?
- 1486
- 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,627
- Oh, your-your shoulders
- are really tight.
- 1487
- 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:40,328
- When was the last time
- you had a massage?
- 1488
- 01:21:40,328 --> 01:21:44,299
- Oh, my God, [chuckles]
- I don't know. Never.
- 1489
- 01:21:44,299 --> 01:21:46,167
- Danielle doesn't give you
- shoulder rubs?
- 1490
- 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:47,168
- No.
- 1491
- 01:21:50,472 --> 01:21:54,042
- Here, unbutton this,
- let me get in there.
- 1492
- 01:21:57,479 --> 01:21:59,681
- Oh, God, that feels good.
- 1493
- 01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:02,217
- [cell phone buzzes]
- 1494
- 01:22:03,218 --> 01:22:04,219
- Oh...
- 1495
- 01:22:06,688 --> 01:22:07,956
- [clears throat]
- 1496
- 01:22:31,012 --> 01:22:34,282
- [sighs] Just need to let
- the de-frag run a little while.
- 1497
- 01:22:34,282 --> 01:22:35,450
- Takes a bit.
- 1498
- 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:38,019
- Thanks.
- 1499
- 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:45,627
- So, you and Calvin
- are definitely over?
- 1500
- 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,530
- [sighs]
- 1501
- 01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:52,000
- [scoffs] I just want this
- whole thing to be over.
- 1502
- 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,569
- [sighs] I'm so confused.
- 1503
- 01:22:54,569 --> 01:22:58,206
- I just...
- I can't even think straight.
- 1504
- 01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:02,744
- Broke up?
- 1505
- 01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:10,652
- -[sighs]
- -Hey, hey, it's OK.
- 1506
- 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:14,122
- Everything is OK.
- I'm here.
- 1507
- 01:23:16,057 --> 01:23:18,259
- Yeah.
- 1508
- 01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:20,462
- Yeah, you are, aren't you?
- 1509
- 01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:25,133
- Yeah, I'm here.
- 1510
- 01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:28,536
- You've, uh, you've been
- a great friend, Jacob.
- 1511
- 01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:31,106
- Yeah? All right.
- 1512
- 01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:34,175
- I think I understand you
- pretty well.
- 1513
- 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:37,612
- Yeah, I always
- really liked you.
- 1514
- 01:23:40,615 --> 01:23:43,184
- Oh, um... Sorry, sorry.
- 1515
- 01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:47,288
- Just my head really hurts.
- I need an aspirin.
- 1516
- 01:23:47,288 --> 01:23:49,290
- You're the perfect woman,
- Lauren.
- 1517
- 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:51,359
- -What?
- -You're the perfect woman.
- 1518
- 01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:54,429
- I created an app that
- I sold for a ton of money
- this week
- 1519
- 01:23:54,429 --> 01:23:57,699
- and it's all about you.
- The perfect woman.
- 1520
- 01:23:57,699 --> 01:24:00,301
- I'm going to be rich
- and now that Calvin
- is out of the way,
- 1521
- 01:24:00,301 --> 01:24:02,670
- I can take care of you
- like you deserve.
- 1522
- 01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:08,143
- Uhh, I'm not
- the perfect woman... at all.
- 1523
- 01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:11,212
- You have no idea
- how messed up I am, actually.
- 1524
- 01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:14,416
- Ohh, I'm so messed up, so maybe
- we're perfect for each other!
- 1525
- 01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:16,317
- -Uh, wait, hold on.
- -What?
- 1526
- 01:24:16,317 --> 01:24:17,786
- I think my phone is... yeah.
- 1527
- 01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:20,355
- -Yeah, I did hear it...
- -[mumbles]
- 1528
- 01:24:20,355 --> 01:24:22,724
- Uh, oh... Mom?
- 1529
- 01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:24,626
- -Yeah, I'm, um...
- -Lauren?
- 1530
- 01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:26,694
- You don't have
- to tease me anymore.
- 1531
- 01:24:26,694 --> 01:24:30,298
- I'm already
- crazy about you.
- 1532
- 01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:46,481
- I knew... I always knew
- we would be together,
- I just knew it!
- 1533
- 01:24:46,481 --> 01:24:47,615
- What the hell
- is going on in here?
- 1534
- 01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:48,683
- Oh, my God,
- Calvin.
- 1535
- 01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,086
- Oh... Nothing, nothing.
- 1536
- 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:54,355
- Absolutely nothing.
- Oh my-- I'm so sorry.
- 1537
- 01:24:54,355 --> 01:24:59,227
- It was the competition
- and I was trying to win.
- 1538
- 01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:04,132
- Uh, isn't life
- really a competition?
- 1539
- 01:25:04,132 --> 01:25:05,300
- Wait... [grunts]
- 1540
- 01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,435
- Dude, you guys broke up!
- 1541
- 01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:09,504
- You're a pig, man!
- What's wrong with you?
- 1542
- 01:25:09,504 --> 01:25:10,872
- You're supposed to be
- my best friend.
- 1543
- 01:25:10,872 --> 01:25:12,874
- Ohh! I'm the pig?
- 1544
- 01:25:12,874 --> 01:25:15,143
- Is that how
- we're gonna play it?
- 1545
- 01:25:15,143 --> 01:25:16,778
- -What about you?
- -What about me?
- 1546
- 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:19,681
- Oh, perfect freakin'
- undefeated Calvin Chesney
- 1547
- 01:25:19,681 --> 01:25:22,750
- never does anything wrong,
- does he?
- 1548
- 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:24,385
- Or does he?
- 1549
- 01:25:24,385 --> 01:25:27,355
- Huh, maybe we should
- ask Gena what she thinks?
- 1550
- 01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:28,490
- Jake, don't.
- 1551
- 01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:30,725
- Gena?
- What is he talking about?
- 1552
- 01:25:30,725 --> 01:25:32,427
- -[chuckles]
- -Don't.
- 1553
- 01:25:32,427 --> 01:25:34,629
- Calvin slept with your
- sister back in law school.
- 1554
- 01:25:34,629 --> 01:25:36,731
- -Oh!
- -[gasps]
- 1555
- 01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:41,202
- -Lauren, Lauren, wait a minute.
- -No.
- 1556
- 01:25:41,202 --> 01:25:43,204
- I didn't...
- 1557
- 01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:45,573
- Why did you do that, man?
- What's wrong with you?
- 1558
- 01:25:45,573 --> 01:25:48,476
- -You should have told her.
- -I didn't sleep with Gena!
- 1559
- 01:25:50,211 --> 01:25:52,213
- -Really?
- -Really.
- 1560
- 01:25:53,548 --> 01:25:55,150
- No, no, that summer
- 1561
- 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,252
- you guys were all
- flirty and stuff.
- 1562
- 01:25:57,252 --> 01:25:58,620
- You guys acted
- like you did!
- 1563
- 01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:00,922
- No, man!
- We went on a few dates,
- 1564
- 01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:03,158
- but we're friends
- for Christ's sake.
- 1565
- 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,596
- Yeah, yeah, I see what
- I did there. Sorry, my bad.
- 1566
- 01:26:08,596 --> 01:26:11,799
- Yeah, sorry about your lip.
- 1567
- 01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:13,334
- [groans]
- 1568
- 01:26:13,334 --> 01:26:15,403
- -Lauren!
- -Oh, that hurts.
- 1569
- 01:26:15,403 --> 01:26:17,372
- Lauren! Lauren?
- 1570
- 01:26:25,313 --> 01:26:26,648
- Are you OK? What happened?
- 1571
- 01:26:26,648 --> 01:26:27,949
- Why didn't you tell me
- the truth?
- 1572
- 01:26:27,949 --> 01:26:30,585
- What? Oh no, no, no, no.
- 1573
- 01:26:30,585 --> 01:26:33,588
- He-- Look, he told me
- as soon as he met you
- 1574
- 01:26:33,588 --> 01:26:35,190
- that he didn't want
- to make partner
- 1575
- 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:36,691
- just for getting you
- to shut the blog down.
- 1576
- 01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:37,892
- -Wh-what?
- -What?
- 1577
- 01:26:37,892 --> 01:26:39,794
- Oh no, no--
- Oh, that's nothing.
- 1578
- 01:26:39,794 --> 01:26:42,297
- -What's your thing?
- -[scoffs] Why did you lie to me
- 1579
- 01:26:42,297 --> 01:26:45,266
- -about sleeping with Calvin?
- -I didn't sleep with Calvin.
- 1580
- 01:26:45,266 --> 01:26:46,668
- [scoffs] Right, you didn't.
- 1581
- 01:26:46,668 --> 01:26:47,769
- No! I didn't.
- 1582
- 01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,571
- I-- We went on
- a couple dates
- 1583
- 01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:51,839
- -in law school.
- -Then why didn't
- you say anything?
- 1584
- 01:26:51,839 --> 01:26:53,541
- Because I didn't think
- you needed to know.
- 1585
- 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:54,976
- It was a long time ago,
- it was nothing!
- 1586
- 01:26:54,976 --> 01:26:56,644
- You know, Gena,
- you're such a slut.
- 1587
- 01:26:56,644 --> 01:26:58,346
- Excuse me?
- 1588
- 01:26:58,346 --> 01:26:59,881
- I enjoy my life
- the way it is,
- 1589
- 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:01,482
- and I don't need
- to answer to you,
- 1590
- 01:27:01,482 --> 01:27:03,284
- and I didn't sleep
- with Calvin.
- 1591
- 01:27:03,284 --> 01:27:05,720
- Why would you send me
- someone you know
- is so wonderful
- 1592
- 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,822
- you know I would
- fall in love with him?
- 1593
- 01:27:07,822 --> 01:27:09,824
- What, are you-are you
- trying to hurt me?
- 1594
- 01:27:09,824 --> 01:27:12,493
- I'm sorry.
- 1595
- 01:27:12,493 --> 01:27:13,995
- I knew how wonderful
- he was.
- 1596
- 01:27:13,995 --> 01:27:15,697
- I knew you'd fall
- in love with him.
- 1597
- 01:27:15,697 --> 01:27:17,398
- I was just trying
- to help.
- 1598
- 01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:20,001
- Well, I guess your instincts
- are about as great as mine.
- 1599
- 01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:23,538
- You know, I came on
- to Jacob tonight.
- 1600
- 01:27:23,538 --> 01:27:24,739
- What, why?
- 1601
- 01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:27,342
- It was the last challenge
- 1602
- 01:27:27,342 --> 01:27:30,878
- and, God, I wanted to win,
- you know?
- 1603
- 01:27:30,878 --> 01:27:33,781
- And I knew he had
- a crush on me
- 1604
- 01:27:33,781 --> 01:27:36,017
- and I knew
- he would go for it,
- 1605
- 01:27:36,017 --> 01:27:42,423
- and Calvin came in at the...
- oh, worst moment!
- 1606
- 01:27:43,992 --> 01:27:45,960
- He's not going
- to forgive me.
- 1607
- 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,963
- -Come here.
- -[sobbing]
- I messed this up so bad.
- 1608
- 01:27:48,963 --> 01:27:50,865
- Come here.
- 1609
- 01:28:20,328 --> 01:28:22,063
- [coughing]
- 1610
- 01:28:33,675 --> 01:28:35,510
- [sighs]
- 1611
- 01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:53,428
- [sighs] I'm sorry I called you
- a slut, that was stupid.
- 1612
- 01:28:53,428 --> 01:28:56,597
- That's all right.
- It takes one to know one.
- 1613
- 01:28:58,966 --> 01:29:01,903
- -[sighs]
- -[doorbell rings]
- 1614
- 01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:08,609
- [laughing]
- 1615
- 01:29:08,609 --> 01:29:10,945
- Guess who got hitched!?
- 1616
- 01:29:10,945 --> 01:29:12,980
- We wanted to call!
- 1617
- 01:29:12,980 --> 01:29:17,118
- -But my heart could not wait!
- -But Alejandro insisted.
- 1618
- 01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:21,622
- It was a field with
- a crescendo of grass
- for my...
- 1619
- 01:29:21,622 --> 01:29:22,957
- beloved...
- 1620
- 01:29:22,957 --> 01:29:26,794
- -So, we got...
- -[together] Married!
- 1621
- 01:29:26,794 --> 01:29:29,130
- [laughter]
- 1622
- 01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,632
- Mom, really?
- 1623
- 01:29:31,632 --> 01:29:35,970
- -[sighs]
- -Oh, no, what happened?
- 1624
- 01:29:35,970 --> 01:29:40,508
- Oh, you know,
- Gena and Calvin...
- 1625
- 01:29:40,508 --> 01:29:43,945
- Gena, how could you?
- 1626
- 01:29:43,945 --> 01:29:48,449
- Oh, it was a long time ago,
- they just didn't tell me.
- 1627
- 01:29:48,449 --> 01:29:49,984
- [mom] Really, Gena?
- Do you have to sleep
- 1628
- 01:29:49,984 --> 01:29:54,422
- -with every man in Portland?
- -I did not sleep with him!
- 1629
- 01:29:54,422 --> 01:29:56,691
- The thing is, you know,
- I just...
- 1630
- 01:29:56,691 --> 01:29:58,659
- I really love him.
- 1631
- 01:29:58,659 --> 01:30:02,730
- My heart is, was, so...
- 1632
- 01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:05,767
- full.
- 1633
- 01:30:05,767 --> 01:30:09,137
- You know, it takes time
- to adjust to the fullness.
- 1634
- 01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:11,672
- He's probably really,
- really hurt.
- 1635
- 01:30:11,672 --> 01:30:15,143
- Yeah, but the thing is,
- did you intend to hurt him?
- 1636
- 01:30:15,143 --> 01:30:18,045
- -No, no.
- -Would you do it again?
- 1637
- 01:30:18,045 --> 01:30:20,681
- -No, never.
- -So, that's fine!
- 1638
- 01:30:20,681 --> 01:30:22,583
- He will forgive you.
- 1639
- 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:25,820
- That's the beautiful fantastic
- thing about love.
- 1640
- 01:30:25,820 --> 01:30:26,921
- You understand?
- 1641
- 01:30:26,921 --> 01:30:29,791
- Yeah. Well, the thing is,
- 1642
- 01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:31,659
- he's been lying to me
- the whole time.
- 1643
- 01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:34,629
- So... [sighs]
- 1644
- 01:30:34,629 --> 01:30:35,997
- How can I trust him?
- 1645
- 01:30:35,997 --> 01:30:39,901
- I have an idea.
- 1646
- 01:30:39,901 --> 01:30:42,203
- Lauren,
- 1647
- 01:30:42,203 --> 01:30:44,739
- you are going to
- have to trust me.
- 1648
- 01:30:44,739 --> 01:30:47,742
- -Oh... trust you?
- -[sent text alert]
- 1649
- 01:30:47,742 --> 01:30:51,679
- Yeah. You're just going to
- have to do it.
- 1650
- 01:30:51,679 --> 01:30:54,482
- And this, all this
- needs to be cleaned up,
- 1651
- 01:30:54,482 --> 01:30:56,083
- uh, Alejandro will you
- move the cars outside
- 1652
- 01:30:56,083 --> 01:30:57,452
- -so they can't be seen?
- -Of course.
- 1653
- 01:30:57,452 --> 01:31:00,655
- And Mom? Help me
- close these curtains.
- 1654
- 01:31:00,655 --> 01:31:04,559
- And Lauren, you just
- stay here and stay quiet.
- 1655
- 01:31:04,559 --> 01:31:05,726
- G, what are you up to?
- 1656
- 01:31:05,726 --> 01:31:07,962
- I'm the one who started
- all this.
- 1657
- 01:31:07,962 --> 01:31:11,899
- Just give me a chance
- to make it right, please?
- 1658
- 01:31:11,899 --> 01:31:13,801
- [sighs]
- 1659
- 01:31:16,037 --> 01:31:18,039
- OK, do your worst.
- 1660
- 01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:19,474
- OK.
- 1661
- 01:31:22,710 --> 01:31:26,614
- ♪ No more fierce blue eyes ♪
- 1662
- 01:31:26,614 --> 01:31:29,984
- ♪ No more last goodbyes ♪
- 1663
- 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:33,554
- ♪ No more patronizing ♪
- 1664
- 01:31:35,723 --> 01:31:37,859
- [doorbell rings]
- 1665
- 01:31:37,859 --> 01:31:40,194
- ♪ No more alibis ♪
- 1666
- 01:31:40,194 --> 01:31:42,029
- [knocking,
- doorbell ringing rapidly]
- 1667
- 01:31:42,029 --> 01:31:44,866
- ♪ No more do or die ♪
- 1668
- 01:31:44,866 --> 01:31:48,636
- ♪ The stakes are in the skies ♪
- 1669
- 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:54,742
- Please tell me you didn't
- drive over here like that?
- 1670
- 01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:57,178
- Mm. I took an Uber.
- 1671
- 01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:59,046
- Good boy.
- 1672
- 01:31:59,046 --> 01:32:03,150
- Oh, is that what this is...
- a work call?
- 1673
- 01:32:03,150 --> 01:32:05,987
- Yeah, I thought
- we could go over
- 1674
- 01:32:05,987 --> 01:32:07,922
- the husband's testimony again,
- 1675
- 01:32:07,922 --> 01:32:10,224
- you know, see if there's
- anything we missed.
- 1676
- 01:32:10,224 --> 01:32:13,861
- [groans] I don't feel
- like working tonight, Gena.
- 1677
- 01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:15,229
- [Gena]
- Yeah, I can see that.
- 1678
- 01:32:15,229 --> 01:32:17,632
- I'm glad
- you called, though.
- 1679
- 01:32:17,632 --> 01:32:19,634
- I need a place to stay.
- 1680
- 01:32:19,634 --> 01:32:22,870
- Of course. You know
- I'm always here for you.
- 1681
- 01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:24,739
- You want to tell me
- what happened?
- 1682
- 01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:27,074
- You're really pretty.
- 1683
- 01:32:27,074 --> 01:32:29,977
- You're drunk. Why don't you
- tell me what happened?
- 1684
- 01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:32,580
- [groans]
- 1685
- 01:32:32,580 --> 01:32:39,287
- The competition.
- The last competition.
- 1686
- 01:32:39,287 --> 01:32:43,090
- Your sister thought
- 1687
- 01:32:43,090 --> 01:32:44,659
- it would be a kick
- 1688
- 01:32:44,659 --> 01:32:47,662
- to challenge my best friend
- using herself as bait.
- 1689
- 01:32:47,662 --> 01:32:50,698
- [Gena] Ouch,
- that must have stung.
- 1690
- 01:32:50,698 --> 01:32:52,266
- Yeah.
- 1691
- 01:32:52,266 --> 01:32:53,301
- Did he go for it?
- 1692
- 01:32:53,301 --> 01:32:56,671
- Yeah, he went for it.
- 1693
- 01:32:56,671 --> 01:33:00,007
- [scoffs] I don't know.
- 1694
- 01:33:00,007 --> 01:33:03,678
- Maybe... maybe Lauren's
- right about people.
- 1695
- 01:33:03,678 --> 01:33:05,846
- Did she get his underwear?
- 1696
- 01:33:05,846 --> 01:33:08,950
- -What?
- -Isn't that a rule?
- 1697
- 01:33:10,084 --> 01:33:12,086
- Yeah,
- 1698
- 01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:14,855
- but no, she...
- she didn't get it.
- 1699
- 01:33:14,855 --> 01:33:16,857
- -I interrupted them.
- -Oh.
- 1700
- 01:33:16,857 --> 01:33:22,263
- Well, then I guess, technically,
- the challenge isn't over yet.
- 1701
- 01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:25,199
- No, no, it's over.
- 1702
- 01:33:25,199 --> 01:33:29,003
- Oh. Well, then cheers
- to it being over.
- 1703
- 01:33:36,177 --> 01:33:38,813
- [Calvin] Do you think
- all men are pigs?
- 1704
- 01:33:38,813 --> 01:33:44,018
- I think all men can be
- and so can all women.
- 1705
- 01:33:44,018 --> 01:33:48,889
- It's a choice we make
- every day.
- 1706
- 01:33:48,889 --> 01:33:52,660
- What about me?
- Am I a pig?
- 1707
- 01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:58,032
- I think you can be
- if you choose.
- 1708
- 01:33:58,032 --> 01:34:00,635
- If I choose.
- 1709
- 01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:02,937
- Exactly.
- 1710
- 01:34:02,937 --> 01:34:06,774
- Aww, you're hurt.
- 1711
- 01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:09,310
- Mm.
- 1712
- 01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:13,648
- Hey, um, you got
- a glass for this?
- 1713
- 01:34:13,648 --> 01:34:15,216
- I hate drinking
- from the bottle.
- 1714
- 01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:17,752
- [clears throat]
- 1715
- 01:34:19,020 --> 01:34:21,322
- -Boo.
- -Oh, hi.
- 1716
- 01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:23,791
- It's really hot in here.
- I don't think you need this.
- 1717
- 01:34:23,791 --> 01:34:25,726
- OK.
- 1718
- 01:34:25,726 --> 01:34:27,695
- You know, Cal,
- there is a reason
- 1719
- 01:34:27,695 --> 01:34:29,697
- you were so willing
- to come over here tonight.
- 1720
- 01:34:29,697 --> 01:34:34,035
- -There is?
- -Yeah, you know it,
- if you think about it.
- 1721
- 01:34:34,035 --> 01:34:36,804
- If you're honest
- with yourself.
- 1722
- 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,676
- You and me are like
- the same person, Cal,
- 1723
- 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:45,312
- and people like Lauren,
- they have strict rules
- 1724
- 01:34:45,312 --> 01:34:47,782
- that control their lives,
- you know.
- 1725
- 01:34:47,782 --> 01:34:51,052
- They need those rules
- to feel safe.
- 1726
- 01:34:52,319 --> 01:34:53,754
- And people like us?
- 1727
- 01:34:53,754 --> 01:34:56,023
- We don't have rules.
- 1728
- 01:34:56,023 --> 01:35:00,861
- We just listen to our wants
- and desires and follow them.
- 1729
- 01:35:00,861 --> 01:35:07,001
- No right or wrong,
- just instinct.
- 1730
- 01:35:08,836 --> 01:35:11,338
- -[mumbling]
- -Shh.
- 1731
- 01:35:11,338 --> 01:35:12,907
- Wait what was that,
- did you hear something?
- 1732
- 01:35:12,907 --> 01:35:15,309
- There's a TV on upstairs.
- 1733
- 01:35:15,309 --> 01:35:17,778
- Remember that summer
- we spent together?
- 1734
- 01:35:17,778 --> 01:35:20,414
- -Yeah.
- -Remember how good that felt?
- 1735
- 01:35:20,414 --> 01:35:25,119
- -Yeah.
- -No strings, just instinct.
- 1736
- 01:35:26,854 --> 01:35:29,023
- No one has to know.
- 1737
- 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:34,028
- Stop.
- 1738
- 01:35:35,329 --> 01:35:37,932
- Stop right there.
- 1739
- 01:35:37,932 --> 01:35:40,835
- This isn't happening.
- 1740
- 01:35:40,835 --> 01:35:43,137
- What's not happening?
- 1741
- 01:35:43,137 --> 01:35:45,840
- This! Me and you.
- 1742
- 01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:49,143
- Because even if nobody knows
- that you did a bad thing,
- 1743
- 01:35:49,143 --> 01:35:50,745
- it's still a bad thing.
- 1744
- 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:54,782
- And this, this, Gena,
- is a very, very bad thing.
- 1745
- 01:35:54,782 --> 01:35:56,751
- You know,
- you're wrong about me,
- 1746
- 01:35:56,751 --> 01:35:59,520
- because I believe in love,
- I believe in romance.
- 1747
- 01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,355
- I believe
- in the soulful chemistry
- 1748
- 01:36:01,355 --> 01:36:03,958
- between two people
- that just can't be explained.
- 1749
- 01:36:03,958 --> 01:36:06,527
- I believe in bourbon,
- you know?
- 1750
- 01:36:06,527 --> 01:36:09,997
- I believe in black coffee,
- strong black coffee.
- 1751
- 01:36:09,997 --> 01:36:11,966
- I believe in getting
- eight hours of sleep at night,
- 1752
- 01:36:11,966 --> 01:36:14,468
- and doing at least one thing
- to better yourself every day.
- 1753
- 01:36:14,468 --> 01:36:17,805
- I believe the practice of law
- is fundamentally imperfect,
- 1754
- 01:36:17,805 --> 01:36:20,374
- but we do the best we can,
- and sometimes we do good.
- 1755
- 01:36:20,374 --> 01:36:23,511
- I believe that hook-up
- websites prey on people's
- fears of inadequacy,
- 1756
- 01:36:23,511 --> 01:36:25,379
- novels are always better
- than movies,
- 1757
- 01:36:25,379 --> 01:36:27,515
- and no formula,
- scientific or otherwise,
- 1758
- 01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:30,785
- can determine with absolute
- certainty if someone
- is going to cheat or not!
- 1759
- 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:33,821
- Yes, I believe in instincts.
- 1760
- 01:36:33,821 --> 01:36:36,824
- But unlike you, I know
- there is right and wrong,
- 1761
- 01:36:36,824 --> 01:36:38,959
- and the wrong thing here
- is to indulge you
- 1762
- 01:36:38,959 --> 01:36:41,796
- in whatever this is,
- because, A, you're my boss now,
- 1763
- 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:43,831
- and as weirdly hot
- as that might be,
- 1764
- 01:36:43,831 --> 01:36:47,001
- it jeopardizes everything
- I've worked for
- and it's also illegal.
- 1765
- 01:36:47,001 --> 01:36:49,837
- B, if it was ever going
- to work out between us, Gena,
- 1766
- 01:36:49,837 --> 01:36:52,306
- it already would have
- a long time ago.
- 1767
- 01:36:52,306 --> 01:36:56,377
- And C, because you used me
- for this stupid little scheme
- of yours.
- 1768
- 01:36:56,377 --> 01:36:58,946
- I met Lauren.
- 1769
- 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:02,082
- I love her.
- 1770
- 01:37:03,450 --> 01:37:05,553
- OK?
- 1771
- 01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:07,588
- I love her.
- 1772
- 01:37:07,588 --> 01:37:09,390
- She's everything I want
- in a partner.
- 1773
- 01:37:09,390 --> 01:37:12,092
- She's beautiful, she's smart,
- she's quirky...
- 1774
- 01:37:12,092 --> 01:37:15,129
- Yes, she's stubborn,
- but that's because
- she knows what she wants.
- 1775
- 01:37:15,129 --> 01:37:18,365
- At least, she thinks she does,
- and I think that's adorable.
- 1776
- 01:37:18,365 --> 01:37:21,368
- She loves pizza and hiking
- and sleeping in on Sunday.
- 1777
- 01:37:21,368 --> 01:37:23,504
- Her interests are just different
- enough from mine
- 1778
- 01:37:23,504 --> 01:37:26,140
- that we'll always be able
- to show each other new things.
- 1779
- 01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:30,044
- And I get butterflies when
- I know I'm about to see her.
- 1780
- 01:37:30,044 --> 01:37:33,047
- And no, she's not perfect.
- 1781
- 01:37:33,047 --> 01:37:36,917
- But she's perfect for me.
- 1782
- 01:37:36,917 --> 01:37:40,354
- And I don't care
- what I have to do
- or how long it takes.
- 1783
- 01:37:40,354 --> 01:37:42,556
- I'm going to prove it
- to her.
- 1784
- 01:37:42,556 --> 01:37:45,025
- You just did.
- 1785
- 01:37:45,025 --> 01:37:48,262
- Congratulations, Cal,
- you were the last challenger.
- 1786
- 01:37:48,262 --> 01:37:51,498
- You had to be, and you won.
- 1787
- 01:37:54,335 --> 01:37:56,170
- Lauren, hi.
- 1788
- 01:37:57,605 --> 01:37:59,206
- You love me?
- 1789
- 01:37:59,206 --> 01:38:01,609
- With everything I got.
- 1790
- 01:38:01,609 --> 01:38:03,978
- [sighs]
- 1791
- 01:38:03,978 --> 01:38:05,646
- I love you, too.
- 1792
- 01:38:08,549 --> 01:38:12,086
- -OK... OK.
- -[chuckles]
- 1793
- 01:38:12,086 --> 01:38:15,990
- So, what do you say
- we put all this behind us
- and start again, huh?
- 1794
- 01:38:15,990 --> 01:38:18,259
- No expiration date.
- 1795
- 01:38:18,259 --> 01:38:19,960
- [sighs]
- 1796
- 01:38:23,163 --> 01:38:25,299
- -[bottle pops open]
- -To love!
- 1797
- 01:38:25,299 --> 01:38:28,369
- laughter]
- 1798
- 01:38:28,369 --> 01:38:31,038
- -He is very excitable.
- -He is.
- 1799
- 01:38:31,038 --> 01:38:32,940
- [laughter]
- 1800
- 01:38:42,349 --> 01:38:47,254
- ♪ I can't see
- the forest, is it green? ♪
- 1801
- 01:38:47,254 --> 01:38:50,090
- ♪ Is the ocean blue? ♪
- 1802
- 01:38:50,090 --> 01:38:51,959
- ♪ I can't see the sky ♪
- 1803
- 01:38:51,959 --> 01:38:54,561
- ♪ Is it orange cream? ♪
- 1804
- 01:38:54,561 --> 01:38:57,698
- ♪ All I can see is you ♪
- 1805
- 01:38:57,698 --> 01:39:00,334
- ♪ La da da di da da ♪
- 1806
- 01:39:00,334 --> 01:39:02,236
- -Hi.
- -Hi, I just,
- 1807
- 01:39:02,236 --> 01:39:04,004
- I love the new direction
- of your blog.
- 1808
- 01:39:04,004 --> 01:39:07,207
- It's so inspiring,
- the book is amazing.
- 1809
- 01:39:07,207 --> 01:39:10,611
- Life is tough,
- but love is stronger.
- 1810
- 01:39:10,611 --> 01:39:12,680
- -A-men.
- -[chuckles]
- 1811
- 01:39:14,214 --> 01:39:15,549
- Thank you.
- 1812
- 01:39:15,549 --> 01:39:18,218
- It's so great,
- and I love your new vision.
- 1813
- 01:39:18,218 --> 01:39:20,254
- I really love
- being a White Knight.
- 1814
- 01:39:20,254 --> 01:39:23,590
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- It's more of an expanded
- thought, really, but...
- 1815
- 01:39:25,025 --> 01:39:26,727
- Never mind.
- 1816
- 01:39:26,727 --> 01:39:30,030
- -I'm glad you like it, thanks.
- -Thank you.
- 1817
- 01:39:30,030 --> 01:39:32,733
- Hey. Do we have a few more
- of those back there?
- 1818
- 01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:34,468
- Because they are going fast.
- Great.
- 1819
- 01:39:38,005 --> 01:39:39,206
- Hello there!
- 1820
- 01:39:39,206 --> 01:39:41,008
- Don't tell me
- you two read the blog,
- 1821
- 01:39:41,008 --> 01:39:44,578
- because that makes no sense.
- Oh... [laughs] Mom does.
- 1822
- 01:39:44,578 --> 01:39:46,113
- Hi, Mom!
- 1823
- 01:39:46,113 --> 01:39:48,082
- ♪ La da da di da da ♪
- 1824
- 01:39:48,082 --> 01:39:49,984
- ♪ La da da di da ♪
- 1825
- 01:39:49,984 --> 01:39:52,519
- OK, you ready?
- 1826
- 01:39:54,455 --> 01:39:56,023
- Let's do this!
- 1827
- 01:40:01,028 --> 01:40:02,029
- [chuckles]
- 1828
- 01:40:03,130 --> 01:40:06,066
- ["Joyride" plays]
- 1829
- 01:40:16,610 --> 01:40:20,714
- ♪ You never thought
- you'd ever move to ♪
- 1830
- 01:40:20,714 --> 01:40:23,584
- ♪ Another place in time ♪
- 1831
- 01:40:23,584 --> 01:40:27,554
- ♪ If your world's
- a million colors ♪
- 1832
- 01:40:27,554 --> 01:40:30,290
- ♪ Not so black and white ♪
- 1833
- 01:40:30,290 --> 01:40:34,028
- ♪ You want a road
- that takes you higher ♪
- 1834
- 01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:36,764
- ♪ Your soul has never
- been so bright ♪
- 1835
- 01:40:36,764 --> 01:40:41,468
- ♪ Green eyes, suitcase,
- city lights ♪
- 1836
- 01:40:41,468 --> 01:40:43,737
- ♪ It's gonna be a joyride ♪
- 1837
- 01:40:43,737 --> 01:40:45,539
- ♪ Joyride ♪
- 1838
- 01:40:45,539 --> 01:40:48,509
- ♪ Take you to the place
- you've never been ♪
- 1839
- 01:40:48,509 --> 01:40:50,611
- ♪ It's gonna be one ride ♪
- 1840
- 01:40:50,611 --> 01:40:52,279
- ♪ One ride ♪
- 1841
- 01:40:52,279 --> 01:40:55,349
- ♪ Tell you
- that'll be just fine ♪
- 1842
- 01:40:55,349 --> 01:40:57,251
- ♪ It's gonna be a joyride ♪
- 1843
- 01:40:57,251 --> 01:40:59,053
- ♪ Joyride ♪
- 1844
- 01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:02,256
- ♪ Take you to the place
- you've never seen ♪
- 1845
- 01:41:02,256 --> 01:41:04,324
- ♪ It's gonna be one ride ♪
- 1846
- 01:41:04,324 --> 01:41:05,726
- ♪ One ride ♪
- 1847
- 01:41:05,726 --> 01:41:09,496
- ♪ Tell you that'll be
- just fine ♪
- 1848
- 01:41:09,496 --> 01:41:12,599
- ♪ You step out
- into the ocean ♪
- 1849
- 01:41:12,599 --> 01:41:16,203
- ♪ And feel the summer breeze ♪
- 1850
- 01:41:16,203 --> 01:41:19,373
- ♪ You hold
- your part right open ♪
- 1851
- 01:41:19,373 --> 01:41:23,277
- ♪ And raise your company ♪
- 1852
- 01:41:23,277 --> 01:41:26,547
- ♪ A little lust
- A little trust ♪
- 1853
- 01:41:26,547 --> 01:41:30,250
- ♪ You know that everything
- is gonna be all right ♪
- 1854
- 01:41:30,250 --> 01:41:32,853
- ♪ A little lust
- A little trust ♪
- 1855
- 01:41:32,853 --> 01:41:34,421
- ♪ Just enough ♪
- 1856
- 01:41:34,421 --> 01:41:35,756
- ♪ Just enough
- to make you mine ♪
- 1857
- 01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:39,293
- ♪ Joyride ♪
- 1858
- 01:41:39,293 --> 01:41:41,528
- ♪ Take you to the place
- you've never been ♪
- 1859
- 01:41:41,528 --> 01:41:44,364
- ♪ It's gonna be one ride ♪
- 1860
- 01:41:44,364 --> 01:41:45,732
- ♪ One ride ♪
- 1861
- 01:41:45,732 --> 01:41:48,435
- ♪ Tell you it'll be
- just fine ♪
- 1862
- 01:41:48,435 --> 01:41:50,337
- ♪ It's gonna be a joyride ♪
- 1863
- 01:41:50,337 --> 01:41:52,139
- ♪ Joyride ♪
- 1864
- 01:41:52,139 --> 01:41:55,175
- ♪ Take you to the place
- you've never seen ♪
- 1865
- 01:41:55,175 --> 01:41:57,478
- ♪ It's gonna be one ride ♪
- 1866
- 01:41:57,478 --> 01:41:58,879
- ♪ One ride ♪
- 1867
- 01:41:58,879 --> 01:42:02,549
- ♪ Tell you that'll be
- just fine ♪
- 1868
- 01:42:02,549 --> 01:42:05,285
- [vocalizing]
- 1869
- 01:42:15,662 --> 01:42:17,698
- ♪ I see you ♪
- 1870
- 01:42:17,698 --> 01:42:20,834
- ♪ Standing in the ocean ♪
- 1871
- 01:42:20,834 --> 01:42:24,371
- ♪ Just beneath the harbor ♪
- 1872
- 01:42:24,371 --> 01:42:29,343
- ♪ Holding on to your... ♪
- 1873
- 01:42:31,778 --> 01:42:35,182
- ♪ It's gonna be a joyride ♪
- 1874
- 01:42:35,182 --> 01:42:38,385
- ♪ Take you to the place
- you've never been ♪
- 1875
- 01:42:38,385 --> 01:42:40,687
- ♪ It's gonna be one ride ♪
- 1876
- 01:42:40,687 --> 01:42:42,289
- ♪ One ride ♪
- 1877
- 01:42:42,289 --> 01:42:45,159
- ♪ Tell you it'll be
- just fine ♪
- 1878
- 01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:46,660
- ♪ It's gonna be a joyride ♪
- 1879
- 01:42:46,660 --> 01:42:48,462
- ♪ Joyride ♪
- 1880
- 01:42:48,462 --> 01:42:51,665
- ♪ Take you to the place
- you've never seen ♪
- 1881
- 01:42:51,665 --> 01:42:53,400
- ♪ It's gonna be one ride ♪
- 1882
- 01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:54,868
- ♪ One ride ♪
- 1883
- 01:42:54,868 --> 01:42:58,805
- ♪ Tell you
- that'll be just fine ♪
- 1884
- 01:42:58,805 --> 01:43:03,443
- ♪ My heart aches for you ♪
- 1885
- 01:43:03,443 --> 01:43:05,946
- ♪ And only ♪
- 1886
- 01:43:05,946 --> 01:43:10,250
- ♪ My heart aches for you ♪
- 1887
- 01:43:10,250 --> 01:43:13,187
- ♪ And only ♪
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