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==Axl VS Faust==

Axl: "Are you...Dr. Faust?"

Faust: "I certainly am the one called Faust...you appear to need treatment."

Axl: "That'd be great! I'd like to have my body fixed..."

Faust: "Hmm...so your body randomly time slips on its own. A strange disease unheard of in prior times.
        Very well, let me examine you."

Axl: "...Um, why are you holding that scalpel then?"

Faust: "I must measure all of your body's capabilities. It won't hurt, so please do not worry about it."

Axl: "GEH!"

==Ending 1==

Faust: "Cheer up. The results of the examination have come."

Axl: "Haa....good..."

Faust: "Unfortunately...there's no cure."

Axl: "You serious!?"

Faust: "One could say that you're a foreign body caused by the Law of Causality."

Axl: "What's that?"

Faust: "To put it simply...in this dimension, there are two of you. Thus, you've become unstable."

Axl: "It's happening again. St-stop me!"

Faust: "How interesting. Let me record this for posterity...!"

Axl: "Hey, come on...!"