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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Whew! I think
- that's everything.
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- Come here.
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- Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
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- Oh, come on.
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- Shit.
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- - Fired? You're firing me!
- - Get the fuck outta here.
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- 00:04:43,514 --> 00:04:46,382
- Oh, fuck you, Manny!
- I quit! How 'bout that?
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- 00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:48,551
- - Give me my fuckin' shirt.
- - You want your shirt back?
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- 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:51,721
- Great news. You can have your
- piece-of-shit shirt back.
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- 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,389
- Here ya go, dude.
- Choke on it.
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- 00:04:53,391 --> 00:04:56,493
- Hey, where's my stuff? You
- guys have my stuff in there!
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- 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,594
- Oh, great, you too, Gary?
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- 00:04:58,596 --> 00:04:59,865
- Fuckin' dick.
- 15
- 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,865
- Hey, what do you need?
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- 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,034
- - Um, a mechanic. I'm looking for a mechanic.
- - Great.
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- 00:05:05,036 --> 00:05:07,771
- You just found the best goddamned
- mechanic in town! Let's go.
- 18
- 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:09,772
- I'm driving to LA
- and my car broke down.
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- 00:05:09,774 --> 00:05:11,942
- - Those guys would've fuckin' ripped you off.
- - Really?
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- 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,610
- - Oh, okay.
- - Eat shit, Manny!
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- 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:16,680
- - Richard, by the way.
- - Oh. Nathan.
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- 00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:17,617
- Everyone
- calls me Nat.
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- 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:29,159
- Hey, you mind if I, uh, take a
- couple of, uh, pictures of you?
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- 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:31,560
- - You wanna take a picture of me?
- - Yeah, yeah, of you.
- 25
- 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:34,630
- You're uh...
- you're interesting, you know?
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- 00:05:34,632 --> 00:05:36,166
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,801
- I mean, don't get me wrong, dude.
- I'm interesting as fuck.
- 28
- 00:05:38,803 --> 00:05:40,904
- - Yeah.
- - If you wanna take a picture of the real deal,
- 29
- 00:05:40,906 --> 00:05:42,671
- like, you came to the right place.
- Let's do this.
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- 00:05:42,673 --> 00:05:44,106
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah. Fuck, yeah.
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- 00:05:44,108 --> 00:05:46,476
- - Awesome. Great.
- - This is crazy.
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- 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:49,478
- - Okay.
- - Fuck, yeah.
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- 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,748
- - Nice.
- - Yeah, right?
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- 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,149
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:05:53,151 --> 00:05:54,920
- This is America
- at its purest, dude.
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- 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,590
- Oh, nice. Okay.
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- 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:00,990
- Yeah.
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- - Cool, man. Let me see 'em.
- - Huh?
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- 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:05,796
- - Let me see 'em.
- - No, this is... It's a film camera.
- 40
- 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,163
- - It's film.
- - Oh, yeah.
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- 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:08,899
- - Cool, man. Wow.
- - Developing and everything.
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- 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,433
- Yeah.
- That's old school, huh?
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- 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:12,601
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - Crazy.
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- 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:14,171
- What are you,
- an artist or something?
- 45
- 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,673
- I'm gonna start art school.
- That's why I'm driving to LA.
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- 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:18,007
- - Fuck.
- - Yeah.
- 47
- 00:06:18,009 --> 00:06:19,111
- - Good for you.
- - Thank you.
- 48
- 00:06:20,545 --> 00:06:23,012
- - What's your philosophy?
- - My philosophy?
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- 00:06:23,014 --> 00:06:24,781
- Yeah, like, your
- artist's philosophy.
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- 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:26,983
- What's your outlook on the world?
- What do you got to say?
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- 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:30,786
- Uh... I don't know.
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- 00:06:30,788 --> 00:06:32,755
- I mean, listen,
- I'm not an artist.
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- 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,659
- I'm like a fuckin' piece of
- shit, you know. I'm a zero.
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- 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,627
- - But even I've got a philosophy.
- - Uh-huh.
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- 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:39,628
- Three things matter in life.
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- Friends, shelter, and a little
- bit of food in my belly.
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- 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:47,637
- Everything else, bro... is fuckin'
- bullshit, and I'm at war with bullshit.
- 58
- 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:50,005
- - Everyone hates bullshit, right?
- - Yeah. Right?
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- 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:53,909
- If there's one thing I learned
- in my 35 years on this planet,
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- 00:06:53,911 --> 00:06:56,913
- it's that this world
- is full of fuckin' bullshit.
- 61
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- Hey! Here we go.
- Get ready.
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- 00:06:59,851 --> 00:07:02,118
- - Start it up.
- - Oh. Oh. You sure?
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- - Yep. Start it up.
- - Okay.
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- 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:09,759
- - You ready?
- - Yeah.
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- - Boom!
- - Oh, my God, yes!
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- Thank you.
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- How 'bout that?
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- I really
- appreciate it.
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- Yeah, don't worry about it.
- Just a loose hose. Nothing.
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- Yeah. Thank you. I never
- would've found it myself.
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- 00:07:23,274 --> 00:07:25,976
- Listen, it's just, like, I don't
- know, maybe a hundred bucks?
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- Yeah, yeah. Of course, man.
- Uh...
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- - I'm fuckin' with you, man.
- - What? What the...?
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- I'm fuckin' with you.
- Don't worry about it.
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- Oh, my God, dude, that's so generous.
- Thank you.
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- - I wish there was something I could do for you.
- - Oh. There totally is.
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- I'm going about 45 minutes up
- the road, town called Alpine.
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- - Okay.
- - If you wouldn't mind just giving me a ride.
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- You can drop me on the side of the
- highway near the town. That'd be fine.
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- I just need to get there
- pretty quick.
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- Um... I don't...
- I don't know, man.
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- Yeah.
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- - I don't know you...
- - Enough said. I get it. You don't know me.
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- You know, I'm a stranger.
- You don't want me in your car.
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- But look. Look in my eyes, man.
- I have very kind eyes.
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- - Mm-hmm.
- - I'm a good guy.
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- 00:08:07,052 --> 00:08:09,222
- - What d'ya say?
- - Um...
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- You know what?
- Yeah. Yeah, hop on in.
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- - Come on.
- - Fuck, yeah! Yes! You just made my day, man.
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- You want a road brew?
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- No-no, I'm good. I, I don't, uh...
- not while I'm driving.
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- - But you're more than welcome to do it.
- - All right.
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- You know, keep it low, just in case
- there's any, uh, cops or anything.
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- Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much at
- professional level at drinking and driving.
- 95
- 00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:41,217
- Well, good
- thing you're not driving.
- 96
- 00:08:41,219 --> 00:08:44,186
- So what's
- your story, you party?
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- Yeah. I mean,
- I go to parties often.
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- 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,960
- - What?
- - Nah.
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- I don't mean, do you go to
- parties, like a sweet 16.
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- 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:55,665
- I mean, do you party,
- like, do you do drugs?
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- 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,700
- Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- 00:08:57,702 --> 00:09:00,369
- - Cool. Fuck, yeah.
- - Yeah. Weed and drink.
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- 00:09:00,371 --> 00:09:01,938
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:03,373
- - Well, that's good news.
- - Yeah?
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- 'Cause I happen to have
- a pretty rad jazz cigarette.
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- 00:09:07,278 --> 00:09:09,145
- - Wow, that's awesome, man.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:09:09,147 --> 00:09:11,348
- - You wanna piece of this?
- - No, I'm driving. I don't smoke...
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- 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,153
- - Mind if I smoke it?
- - No, not at all. Please, go for it.
- 109
- 00:09:15,653 --> 00:09:16,855
- So, where
- you headed, man?
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- 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:20,890
- - Vegas.
- - Vegas.
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- 00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:24,094
- Yeah. Bright lights,
- beautiful women.
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- 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,195
- - Cool.
- - It's the perfect place to start over.
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- 00:09:26,197 --> 00:09:28,031
- - That's awesome, man.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:30,666
- Yeah. I've never
- been to Vegas.
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- 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,835
- - You've never been to Vegas?
- - No, no, no, no, no. Never.
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- 00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:35,171
- - Oh, dude, you gotta go to Vegas.
- - Yeah. I know.
- 117
- 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,339
- I wanna go
- for my 21st birthday.
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- 00:09:37,341 --> 00:09:39,275
- I know it's cliché and
- all that, but, you know?
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- 00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,944
- - Dude, that's smart.
- - Right?
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- 00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:43,246
- - All of the best stuff in Vegas, you gotta be 21.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:46,882
- The bars, the casinos,
- gambling, strip clubs.
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- 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:49,252
- Dude, all the best hookers
- are at strip clubs.
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- 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:50,420
- - Good to know.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,022
- - Uh, good to know.
- - Oh.
- 125
- 00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:54,690
- Thank you.
- 126
- 00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:57,060
- Maybe if I'm there, I'll look
- you up and we can hang out.
- 127
- 00:09:57,062 --> 00:09:59,365
- Yeah. Sure.
- 128
- 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:03,266
- Tell you what.
- 129
- 00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:04,968
- I'm done
- with all this bullshit.
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- 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,137
- Nothing for miles,
- small-town nonsense.
- 131
- 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,939
- Fuckin' assholes at work.
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- 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,840
- Shitty jobs.
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- Fuckin' terrible people.
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- Vegas, baby.
- From that movie?
- 135
- 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,855
- So, it's this building
- right here.
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- 00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:27,991
- - Oh, awesome.
- - Yeah.
- 137
- 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:30,126
- - Pull up right here on the right.
- - Great.
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- 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:32,127
- Thank you so much, Nat.
- 139
- 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:34,296
- This is... You really
- did me such a solid.
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- 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:35,799
- - I appreciate it.
- - No problem.
- 141
- 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,033
- - You take care of yourself.
- - You take care of yourself.
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- 00:10:38,035 --> 00:10:40,236
- This baby's gonna get you to LA
- no problem now. Don't you worry.
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- 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:41,838
- Thanks to you, man.
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- 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,706
- Keep your dick dry out there.
- You know what I'm saying?
- 145
- 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:44,840
- - Okay.
- - Wrap it up.
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- 00:10:44,842 --> 00:10:46,945
- All right.
- I will.
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- 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:58,256
- Fuck!
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- 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,134
- Hey, man, what's up?
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- 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,434
- The whole thing's closed.
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- 00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:13,402
- I don't even think the fuckin'
- busses come here anymore.
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- 00:11:13,404 --> 00:11:15,171
- - What the hell?
- - What?
- 152
- 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:17,206
- Yeah. Fuck me.
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- 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:21,478
- Oh, shit, man. Well, uh,
- what're you gonna do?
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- 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,414
- I-I'll probably just stay here the
- night, and hitch in the morning.
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- 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:26,018
- It's, like, not a big deal.
- 156
- 00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:33,022
- You know what? Um, I'm
- staying in Marfa tonight.
- 157
- 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:35,224
- If you wanna join... I don't
- know if they have a bus station,
- 158
- 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:36,493
- but it's closer to Vegas.
- 159
- 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,194
- - You wouldn't mind, for real?
- - Yeah, man.
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- 00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:39,298
- It'd be nice
- to have some company.
- 161
- 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:42,065
- Okay. Here's one.
- 162
- 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,233
- What's your favorite movie
- of all time?
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- 00:11:44,235 --> 00:11:45,801
- The Graduate.
- Done.
- 164
- 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:46,770
- - Oh, really?
- - Yeah.
- 165
- 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,103
- - Never seen it.
- - Really?
- 166
- 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,839
- I don't even know what it is.
- The Graduate?
- 167
- 00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:51,507
- - Dustin Hoffman. You know...
- - I'll check it out.
- 168
- 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,376
- What about you?
- What's your favorite movie?
- 169
- 00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:57,113
- Uh, Fast and Furious:
- Tokyo Drift.
- 170
- 00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:59,983
- - Really?
- - Oh, yeah. That movie is crazy.
- 171
- 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,084
- It's about these guys
- and they race all these cars.
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- 00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,454
- And they, like,
- they drift the cars.
- 173
- 00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:07,190
- I mean, they're... they're all right...
- those movies, to be honest.
- 174
- 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,224
- - I mean...
- - Fast and Furious One and Two?
- 175
- 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:11,127
- Fuckin' the best movies
- I've ever seen.
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- 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,563
- I mean, they, like,
- they lost their steam,
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- 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,531
- like, by the time
- they got to, like, six.
- 178
- 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,233
- I think they're on,
- like, eight now.
- 179
- 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,234
- Wait.
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- 00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:20,936
- There's more
- of those fuckin' movies?
- 181
- 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,472
- Yeah. There's,
- like, eight more.
- 182
- 00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:25,007
- Are you fucking...
- Oh, my God!
- 183
- 00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:26,542
- - Yeah, they added...
- - That's fuckin' amazing!
- 184
- 00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:28,243
- They got Dwayne
- "The Rock" Johnson.
- 185
- 00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,546
- - The Rock...
- - Yeah.
- 186
- 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,647
- - ...from wrestling...
- - Yeah.
- 187
- 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,182
- - ...is in The Fast and Furious?
- - Yeah, I mean, yeah.
- 188
- 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:34,818
- Fuck. He's like
- my favorite wrestler...
- 189
- 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,219
- It was sad when the guy
- died, the main guy.
- 190
- 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:38,153
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Don't tell me.
- 191
- 00:12:38,155 --> 00:12:40,190
- - Who... In the movie?
- - No, no, not in the movie.
- 192
- 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,090
- - Vin Diesel?
- - Not Vin Diesel, the other guy,
- 193
- 00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,425
- - but in real life.
- - Brian?
- 194
- 00:12:43,427 --> 00:12:45,195
- - Yeah.
- - Brian died in real life?
- 195
- 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,129
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, my God. Wow.
- 196
- 00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:50,366
- They CGI'd his face 'cause he,
- like, only shot half of the movie,
- 197
- 00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:53,102
- and they did the rest
- with his brothers.
- 198
- 00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:54,369
- Very touching.
- 199
- 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:56,375
- - Dude, you are fucking blowing my mind.
- - Yeah.
- 200
- 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,343
- We need some tunes
- up in this bitch, right?
- 201
- 00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:01,877
- Yeah, oh, totally.
- 202
- 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:03,378
- - Let's get it goin'.
- - My girlfriend...
- 203
- 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:06,882
- Well, ex-girlfriend, gave me
- this iPod as a going-away gift.
- 204
- 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:09,118
- - All right, let's see what we got.
- - Yeah, check it out.
- 205
- 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,887
- Any Aerosmith on here?
- 206
- 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,388
- Uh, I don't know. I haven't
- actually looked at it.
- 207
- 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,025
- Well, I hope there is, because
- I'm in the mood for Aerosmith.
- 208
- 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:18,594
- - Ooh. I have an update.
- - What?
- 209
- 00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,129
- Your ex has shit taste in music.
- This is garbage.
- 210
- 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,464
- Yeah. No, I know.
- 211
- 00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:24,533
- There's, like, three Indigo
- Girls records on here.
- 212
- 00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:26,102
- Is that why you dumped her?
- 213
- 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,603
- - 'Cause I get it.
- - No.
- 214
- 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,339
- No, no, no, no, no.
- She, uh, she dumped me.
- 215
- 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:32,307
- Or, well, no,
- it was kind of mutual.
- 216
- 00:13:32,309 --> 00:13:33,943
- She made the decision.
- Um...
- 217
- 00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:36,079
- Ew. This is
- not sounding good.
- 218
- 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,547
- No, no, no, no, seriously.
- It was the right decision.
- 219
- 00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:40,282
- So I'm-I'm totally fine
- with it.
- 220
- 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,917
- Say no more. I get it.
- 221
- 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:45,220
- I'm just excited to start this
- new phase, this new path.
- 222
- 00:13:45,222 --> 00:13:47,089
- Yeah.
- You should be.
- 223
- 00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:48,657
- You're going to
- fuckin' art school, dude.
- 224
- 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:50,493
- 'Cause you know what
- art school is full of?
- 225
- 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:54,030
- Hot girls, who, like, have those
- weird, chunky, black glasses
- 226
- 00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:57,432
- - and, like, black bangs and all this shit.
- - Yeah, it's...
- 227
- 00:13:57,434 --> 00:14:00,469
- All they're into is, like, doing threesomes
- and being lesbians for a minute.
- 228
- 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:02,171
- - Wow.
- - Like, you're gonna get crazy-laid.
- 229
- 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:03,473
- You eat pussy, dude?
- 230
- 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,142
- - Yeah.
- - Okay, good.
- 231
- 00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:10,479
- If there's one thing you walk away from this
- conversation with is, you've gotta eat that pussy.
- 232
- 00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:13,449
- You know, it's like, my-my last girlfriend,
- she didn't really like getting eaten out...
- 233
- 00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,450
- Okay. Time out.
- Time out.
- 234
- 00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:17,420
- Time out. I'm gonna
- stop you right there.
- 235
- 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:20,223
- She likes getting eaten out.
- You're just bad at it.
- 236
- 00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:21,657
- Well, here's the thing, okay?
- 237
- 00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,227
- The honest truth, you want
- the honest truth right here?
- 238
- 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,094
- She's the only person
- I've ever been with.
- 239
- 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,031
- Oh, dude, that's
- not embarrassing.
- 240
- 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,932
- You're fuckin'... What are
- you, 19 years old you said?
- 241
- 00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:31,501
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah. That's fine.
- 242
- 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,435
- Fuck,
- I wish I had that.
- 243
- 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,174
- I fucked a bunch of dummies before I
- fucked the one true love of my life.
- 244
- 00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:38,276
- Shit, man.
- 245
- 00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:43,646
- This is embarrassing. Fu... Fuck. I can't
- even believe I'm about to tell you this.
- 246
- 00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:45,480
- No, come on, tell me.
- 247
- 00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:48,685
- I'm still, like, hung up on this
- girl from when I was 15 years old.
- 248
- 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,454
- - I'm talkin' like 25 years ago, man.
- - Wow.
- 249
- 00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,623
- My high school sweetheart...
- Sharon was her name...
- 250
- 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:57,326
- Ooh. She had, like,
- this beautiful angelic face.
- 251
- 00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:01,030
- - We just got each other. You know what I mean?
- - Yeah.
- 252
- 00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:03,199
- I feel like in an
- alternative universe,
- 253
- 00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:07,570
- - we'd be married and have kids and be real happy, you know?
- - Yeah.
- 254
- 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,973
- It's, like, there was
- this fork in the road,
- 255
- 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,675
- and on one side was this
- beautiful paradise with Sharon,
- 256
- 00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:19,482
- and on the other fuckin' side, is
- just, like, 25 years of fuckin' shit.
- 257
- 00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:24,020
- And I don't know why, but I fuckin'
- chose the 25 years of shit.
- 258
- 00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:26,622
- And sometimes I'm laying in
- bed, trying to fall asleep,
- 259
- 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,291
- and I just think about
- that universe with her,
- 260
- 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:32,228
- where it's just us
- and we're happy.
- 261
- 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,031
- And I don't know what the
- fuck happened, man. You know?
- 262
- 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,435
- Wow.
- 263
- 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,229
- Dude, is this the hotel?
- 264
- 00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:08,698
- Yeah. I rented out
- one of those trailers.
- 265
- 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,666
- Oh, no. I spent my whole life trying
- to get out of a fuckin' trailer park.
- 266
- 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,636
- Now you're gonna make me
- sleep in one again?
- 267
- 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:18,306
- What is this, some kinda fake poverty
- bullshit your generation's into?
- 268
- 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:23,079
- I know it's corny and all,
- but, you know, it's just fun.
- 269
- 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:25,781
- Hey, I gotta check in. Do you wanna come
- in with me, or do you wanna wait out here?
- 270
- 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:30,052
- Uh, no thanks. I saw
- a bar couple blocks back.
- 271
- 00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:33,224
- - Why don't you meet me there in 30.
- - Uh, okay.
- 272
- 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,623
- - Richard.
- - Hey.
- 273
- 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,125
- - Hey, how's it goin', man?
- - Good. What, did you get lost?
- 274
- 00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:13,395
- Oh, no. That ex I was telling
- you about, she called.
- 275
- 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:17,132
- - Dude, you gotta cut her loose.
- - I know.
- 276
- 00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:20,169
- - You're over 21, right?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 277
- 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,370
- What'll you have?
- 278
- 00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:25,740
- - We'll, uh, we'll get two whiskeys.
- - Yep.
- 279
- 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:29,114
- - Holy shit, I didn't get carded.
- - Yeah, okay, be cool.
- 280
- 00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:32,280
- - Thank you so much.
- - Yeah, thank you.
- 281
- 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,619
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 282
- 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:38,423
- Oh!
- 283
- 00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:43,191
- - We'll do two more of these. Make 'em doubles.
- - Yeah.
- 284
- 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:44,128
- Thank you.
- 285
- 00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,697
- - Mmm.
- - Fuck.
- 286
- 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:51,700
- - What?
- - I'm sorry, dude.
- 287
- 00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:54,569
- - I just did a real fuckin' dick thing.
- - No, what did you do?
- 288
- 00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:57,273
- I ordered a bunch of drinks, and I've
- only got ten bucks in my pocket.
- 289
- 00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,208
- Oh, come on, don't worry about it, man.
- I got the drinks.
- 290
- 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,343
- - Are you sure?
- - Yeah.
- 291
- 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,677
- You've already been
- so fuckin' nice to me.
- 292
- 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,845
- Giving me a ride,
- and all this other stuff.
- 293
- 00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:05,413
- It's all good.
- Don't worry about it.
- 294
- 00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:06,815
- - No, no, no.
- - What?
- 295
- 00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,517
- Don't flash that kind of
- money in a place like this.
- 296
- 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,219
- - What'd you do, fuckin' rob a bank?
- - No.
- 297
- 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,787
- Jesus Christ.
- 298
- 00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:15,423
- - Are you fuckin' rich?
- - No.
- 299
- 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,595
- Oh, thank you.
- 300
- 00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,327
- Your parents are rich.
- 301
- 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:22,265
- - Well, I mean, they're like upper-middle class-ish.
- - Right?
- 302
- 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,535
- I fuckin' nail... I nailed it, man.
- I got your number.
- 303
- 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,304
- So, I've had, like,
- a pretty sheltered life.
- 304
- 00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,506
- Everything's
- planned out for me.
- 305
- 00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,209
- You do well on your SAT's.
- Graduate high school.
- 306
- 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:34,943
- You go to college.
- You get a job.
- 307
- 00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,279
- You get married.
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 308
- 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:42,785
- And that's fine for some people, but that
- type of life doesn't interest me at all.
- 309
- 00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,487
- Yeah, I get it.
- 310
- 00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,322
- No one had a plan for me.
- 311
- 00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,890
- Nobody fuckin' expected
- anything out of my life.
- 312
- 00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,324
- Yeah. And-And see?
- That's-That's my point.
- 313
- 00:18:49,326 --> 00:18:54,330
- You're one of the realest people I
- think I've ever met in my entire life.
- 314
- 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,731
- And I-I guess that's what I'm
- trying to do with my photography.
- 315
- 00:18:56,733 --> 00:19:03,372
- I'm trying to get to... to the-the
- heart of real America, you know?
- 316
- 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,641
- And I feel like being
- in here in this place
- 317
- 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,844
- with you right now, with all these people
- around, that this is real America.
- 318
- 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:10,379
- Nat, I have an update.
- 319
- 00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:13,815
- I think this might be
- the asshole of real America.
- 320
- 00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:15,383
- You're a good kid, Nat.
- I like you.
- 321
- 00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,553
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 322
- 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:19,822
- I think the universe brought us
- together for a reason, you know?
- 323
- 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,356
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 324
- 00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:23,959
- I will fuckin' rip the condom
- off of your mind, dude,
- 325
- 00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:27,697
- so you can fuck this world raw.
- 326
- 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,600
- I wanna see you fuckin'
- raw-dog this world, man.
- 327
- 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,834
- That's what you're doing.
- 328
- 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,980
- Fuck the world raw.
- 329
- 00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:47,016
- Did you guys
- just fuckin' see that?
- 330
- 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,718
- - Fuckin' kid just took our photo.
- - That's funny.
- 331
- 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,287
- Hey. You just take
- my fuckin' photo?
- 332
- 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,257
- What the fuck
- are you thinkin'?
- 333
- 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,958
- I-I'm sorry, yeah.
- 334
- 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,526
- What the fuck are you doin'?
- Erase that.
- 335
- 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:00,363
- Got any fuckin' manners?
- 336
- 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,731
- This is a film camera.
- I can't erase it.
- 337
- 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:04,533
- - Give me the fuckin camera.
- - No, stop!
- 338
- 00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:07,769
- Hey, leave the kid alone, okay?
- He didn't mean anything by it.
- 339
- 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,038
- What the fuck are you
- gonna do about it, huh?
- 340
- 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,843
- Okay. Just go back to your game
- and play pool with your bros.
- 341
- 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,745
- Uncle Joe, Ryan, come here.
- 342
- 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,646
- You wanna meet my boys?
- 343
- 00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:19,448
- Hey, Richard. Come on. Let's go.
- Let's just leave.
- 344
- 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,749
- Oh, no, no.
- Hang on, Nat.
- 345
- 00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:23,486
- I'm about to meet
- Uncle Joe and Ryan.
- 346
- 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,789
- You are.
- 347
- 00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,459
- Richard.
- 348
- 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:33,496
- Richard, come on, let's go.
- Please. I'm so sorry.
- 349
- 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,567
- Richard, please?
- I'm so sorry.
- 350
- 00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:41,737
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we're gonna go.
- 351
- 00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:45,007
- - What do you mean you're gonna fuckin' go?
- - I'm sorry.
- 352
- 00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:46,310
- Thank you, ma'am.
- 353
- 00:20:48,512 --> 00:20:51,314
- - Sorry for the disturbance.
- - Fuckin' pussy.
- 354
- 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,681
- - Ooh. One sec.
- - Li'l fuckin' baby.
- 355
- 00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:53,884
- What?
- 356
- 00:20:55,353 --> 00:20:57,990
- - Oh, my God!
- - Run!
- 357
- 00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:01,460
- Go, go, run!
- 358
- 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,564
- I think we lost 'em.
- 359
- 00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:10,932
- Oh, my God.
- 360
- 00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:13,035
- Did you see that guy's
- face when I hit him?
- 361
- 00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:15,504
- Oh, fuck, man.
- 362
- 00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,640
- - That... That was... That was cra...
- - Did you get your camera?
- 363
- 00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,374
- Yeah, I got it.
- I got my camera.
- 364
- 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:20,776
- That was crazy though.
- 365
- 00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,879
- That was not crazy.
- That was just a bar fight.
- 366
- 00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:25,980
- Come on. You've never
- been in a fight before?
- 367
- 00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:27,449
- How are you
- so calm right now?
- 368
- 00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,817
- How are you not?
- 369
- 00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:31,120
- You know what?
- Drink the rest of this, okay?
- 370
- 00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:33,355
- - You need to relax, buddy.
- - Yeah.
- 371
- 00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:35,891
- I'll be back here,
- taking a piss!
- 372
- 00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:38,361
- Hey, don't come back here
- unless you wanna see my dick.
- 373
- 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,701
- I don't wanna see your...
- Ha ha! I'm so drunk right now.
- 374
- 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,603
- Hey, you think those guys
- are gonna find us?
- 375
- 00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:49,705
- The guys from the bar?
- 376
- 00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,574
- Fuck, no. And by the way,
- if they do, guess what.
- 377
- 00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:53,742
- We'll just kick
- their fuckin' asses.
- 378
- 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,009
- - Yeah? That's right.
- - Boom!
- 379
- 00:21:55,011 --> 00:21:58,517
- - You fuckin' hit him so fuckin' hard.
- - Yeah.
- 380
- 00:22:00,017 --> 00:22:01,653
- Whoo.
- 381
- 00:22:02,953 --> 00:22:06,889
- I'm pretty fuckin'
- hydrated today.
- 382
- 00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:10,025
- Hey, man, you ever thought of
- getting in touch with that girl
- 383
- 00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:12,661
- - that you're still in love with?
- - Who, Sharon?
- 384
- 00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:15,730
- - Uh, Sharon.
- - Fuck, no. Why would I do that?
- 385
- 00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:17,932
- Well, because you're
- still in love with her.
- 386
- 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:20,068
- You haven't tried to contact her once?
- That's crazy.
- 387
- 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:25,039
- I've looked her up. But we had a pretty
- bad falling out, so what's the point?
- 388
- 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,142
- You know where she lives
- though, you looked her up.
- 389
- 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,777
- - Yeah, I looked her up.
- - You looked her up.
- 390
- 00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:31,080
- - Fine. Yes, I looked her up.
- - So you know where she lives.
- 391
- 00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,082
- Where does she live?
- 392
- 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,616
- Where does she live?
- 393
- 00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:39,087
- 227 Lojitas Lane.
- Las Cruces, New fuckin' Mexico.
- 394
- 00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,456
- Okay? You happy now?
- 395
- 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,024
- That's right off the I-10.
- 396
- 00:22:42,026 --> 00:22:44,660
- - We should go visit her.
- - No.
- 397
- 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,862
- Yes. Yes!
- It's on the way to Vegas!
- 398
- 00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:49,565
- No matter what, you're gonna drive
- by there, so why not say hi?
- 399
- 00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:52,434
- Why? Because I was a piece
- of shit back then, okay?
- 400
- 00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:55,638
- And, yes, I'm still a piece of shit,
- but a very different piece of shit,
- 401
- 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,472
- one I would rather
- she didn't see.
- 402
- 00:22:57,474 --> 00:23:00,678
- - Just hit this and stop bothering me, okay?
- - Okay. Here.
- 403
- 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,115
- You're bumming me out.
- 404
- 00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:10,819
- I don't know, man.
- 405
- 00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:15,524
- - You think I'm ugly?
- - What?
- 406
- 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,892
- - I'm ugly.
- - No!
- 407
- 00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:18,693
- - I'm ugly now.
- - No, no, no.
- 408
- 00:23:18,695 --> 00:23:23,599
- When she knew me, I looked like
- a good-lookin' kid, you know?
- 409
- 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:28,504
- I look in the mirror now and there's a
- old, ugly-ass man staring back at me.
- 410
- 00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:32,074
- I'm balding,
- my hair is going gray.
- 411
- 00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:34,980
- I'm shocked I get laid as much as I do,
- which is, by the way, quite a bit.
- 412
- 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:38,980
- I don't think women
- like me for my face.
- 413
- 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,917
- I think they just like the danger.
- 414
- 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,552
- - Oh, that's real sensitive...
- - Can't breathe!
- 415
- 00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:45,054
- You know what?
- You're a fuckin' dick.
- 416
- 00:23:46,891 --> 00:23:48,157
- You know what?
- Fine. Fine!
- 417
- 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:49,824
- Fine, We'll go,
- we'll see Sharon,
- 418
- 00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:51,160
- then we'll see
- who has the last laugh.
- 419
- 00:23:51,162 --> 00:23:52,694
- So funny.
- 420
- 00:23:52,696 --> 00:23:54,532
- All right, done.
- We're done here.
- 421
- 00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:56,632
- Time for bed.
- Shut up.
- 422
- 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,671
- Wow.
- 423
- 00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:04,910
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- 424
- 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:10,211
- - Oh, fuck. Birds?
- - What?
- 425
- 00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:12,748
- - What's wrong with birds?
- - Oh. Nothing.
- 426
- 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,183
- No, no, Richard.
- What's wrong with birds?
- 427
- 00:24:15,185 --> 00:24:16,619
- Let's just go.
- Come on.
- 428
- 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,189
- No, no, no. Richard.
- Tell me. Come on, dude.
- 429
- 00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,290
- Birds like that usually
- means a storm's coming.
- 430
- 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,727
- It's an old Hopi legend.
- Let's just go.
- 431
- 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:28,764
- Storms. Storm?
- I don't see any storm.
- 432
- 00:24:28,766 --> 00:24:30,599
- Yeah, well it doesn't
- have to be a literal storm.
- 433
- 00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:32,668
- It can be a metaphorical
- storm or some shit.
- 434
- 00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:33,939
- Let's just
- get on the road.
- 435
- 00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:39,141
- Goddamn it. Come on!
- 436
- 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,511
- All right.
- 437
- 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,084
- It's really cool
- 438
- 00:24:49,086 --> 00:24:51,554
- that you know all about the Hopi
- legend and stuff like that.
- 439
- 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:54,189
- Yeah, you're not doing your duty as a
- goddamn citizen of the United States
- 440
- 00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:56,257
- if you don't know
- all the old Indian legends.
- 441
- 00:24:56,259 --> 00:25:02,297
- Hopi, Apache, Sioux, Iroquois,
- Choctaw, Cherokee.
- 442
- 00:25:02,299 --> 00:25:06,000
- I mean, come on, these are the people whose
- land we stole, whose women we raped.
- 443
- 00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:09,771
- Not my ancestors.
- I'm one-eighth Jewish.
- 444
- 00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:12,574
- Besides, I don't think you're supposed
- to call 'em "Indians" anymore.
- 445
- 00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:15,844
- I think the proper term
- is "Native American."
- 446
- 00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:19,718
- Your generation
- is 100 percent pussies.
- 447
- 00:26:46,336 --> 00:26:49,074
- - Think we're here.
- - Fuck.
- 448
- 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,844
- All right, let's slow down
- with those, all right?
- 449
- 00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,379
- - Oh.
- - How many...
- 450
- 00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:59,847
- Oh, dude,
- I'm fuckin' nervous, okay?
- 451
- 00:26:59,849 --> 00:27:02,753
- I'm in a real vulnerable state right now.
- I need your support.
- 452
- 00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,862
- - How do I look?
- - You look great.
- 453
- 00:27:13,864 --> 00:27:16,699
- You look fantastic.
- You got your good shirt on.
- 454
- 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,967
- You...
- You're doing great.
- 455
- 00:27:18,969 --> 00:27:21,103
- - You mean that? You're not just saying it?
- - No, I'm not just saying it.
- 456
- 00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:22,106
- You look good.
- 457
- 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:26,441
- Fuck. Did you just see that? She
- just walked past that window.
- 458
- 00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,309
- - Did you see that?
- - Yes. Yes, I did.
- 459
- 00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:29,878
- And what are you waiting for?
- Come on.
- 460
- 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,412
- Come on, big guy.
- 461
- 00:27:31,414 --> 00:27:32,683
- - Okay.
- - You got it.
- 462
- 00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:34,982
- Here we go.
- 463
- 00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:36,285
- Whoo. Wish me luck.
- 464
- 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,319
- - All the luck.
- - Okay.
- 465
- 00:27:38,321 --> 00:27:39,256
- Oh, boy.
- 466
- 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:42,259
- Oh, God.
- 467
- 00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:50,099
- - I can't do it. Let's just go.
- - What?
- 468
- 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,400
- What are you
- talking about?
- 469
- 00:27:51,402 --> 00:27:52,901
- Let's get out of here!
- 470
- 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:55,804
- - No. You gotta do it.
- - Come on, man.
- 471
- 00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:57,405
- I don't wanna
- be here anymore.
- 472
- 00:27:57,407 --> 00:28:00,342
- This is... What're you doing?
- What're you doing?
- 473
- 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,311
- - Oh!
- - Richard, you're making me do this.
- 474
- 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,846
- Do not go in...
- Do not touch that door.
- 475
- 00:28:04,848 --> 00:28:06,148
- - Fuck!
- - For your own good.
- 476
- 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:07,516
- Dude.
- 477
- 00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:08,420
- No, I...
- 478
- 00:28:14,057 --> 00:28:16,161
- - Who are you?
- - I'm Ashly.
- 479
- 00:28:18,194 --> 00:28:20,228
- - Do you know Sharon?
- - Yeah. She's my mom.
- 480
- 00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:21,199
- Oh.
- 481
- 00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,337
- Is she here?
- 482
- 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,077
- No, actually,
- she's, um, she's dead.
- 483
- 00:28:35,112 --> 00:28:37,278
- - Fuck.
- - Oh, shit.
- 484
- 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,248
- Yeah, she died last year.
- 485
- 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:42,517
- Fuck. How?
- 486
- 00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,053
- - She killed herself.
- - What?
- 487
- 00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:47,421
- Slit her wrists in the bathroom
- and I was the one who found her.
- 488
- 00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:48,457
- - Jesus Christ.
- - Oh, fuck.
- 489
- 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:49,792
- I'm so sorry.
- 490
- 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,459
- Hey, who's at the door?
- 491
- 00:28:51,461 --> 00:28:52,830
- Oh, hi, Mom.
- 492
- 00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:57,799
- - Hi.
- - Sharon?
- 493
- 00:28:57,801 --> 00:28:59,468
- Wait.
- You're not dead.
- 494
- 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,335
- Dead?
- Oh, what the fuck? Ashly.
- 495
- 00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,407
- - Whatever.
- - Can I help you?
- 496
- 00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:06,310
- It's Richard.
- 497
- 00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,978
- - I'm sorry. I think...
- - Wait!
- 498
- 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,313
- I think you have
- the wrong person.
- 499
- 00:29:11,315 --> 00:29:12,381
- No, no, no!
- 500
- 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,119
- It's Richard,
- from high school.
- 501
- 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:21,190
- Richard. Oh. Wow.
- 502
- 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,924
- - In the flesh.
- - It's you.
- 503
- 00:29:22,926 --> 00:29:24,526
- - It is.
- - And who's this?
- 504
- 00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:25,994
- This is
- my friend, Nat.
- 505
- 00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:27,496
- - Uh...
- - That's Sharon.
- 506
- 00:29:27,498 --> 00:29:28,963
- Nathan,
- but I go by Nat.
- 507
- 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:31,566
- - Yeah.
- - Nathan, hi. Hello. Come in.
- 508
- 00:29:31,568 --> 00:29:34,303
- Uh, you sure we're not
- bothering you or anything?
- 509
- 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,938
- No. Come on in. Please.
- 510
- 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,940
- - Hi.
- - Hello.
- 511
- 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,978
- - This is a surprise.
- - Very nice to meet you.
- 512
- 00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:42,411
- Wow.
- Is everything okay?
- 513
- 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,112
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 514
- 00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:46,849
- No, we were just, you know,
- driving through town,
- 515
- 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,617
- and, you know, Facebook sent me a
- message that you lived near here,
- 516
- 00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:53,020
- so I figured I'd stop by and
- see if you wanted to catch up.
- 517
- 00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:55,923
- - Facebook doesn't do that.
- - Ashly, go do something.
- 518
- 00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:58,093
- Well, I'll be in my room,
- if you care or whatever.
- 519
- 00:29:58,095 --> 00:30:00,062
- I'm sorry my daughter's
- such a fucking brat.
- 520
- 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,463
- - Oh, that's okay.
- - You know what?
- 521
- 00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:05,302
- I was actually about to open up a
- bottle of wine, if you want some.
- 522
- 00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:07,469
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 523
- 00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:09,270
- - That sounds great.
- - You want some too?
- 524
- 00:30:09,272 --> 00:30:12,240
- Uh, ye... No, no.
- I'm fine, thank you.
- 525
- 00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:14,209
- So, wait.
- He's not your son?
- 526
- 00:30:14,211 --> 00:30:16,311
- Him? No.
- 527
- 00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:19,014
- - Richard, hey, I'm gonna just be in the car.
- - Yeah, I don't care, Nat.
- 528
- 00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:20,018
- Yo!
- 529
- 00:30:21,218 --> 00:30:22,287
- Come here.
- 530
- 00:30:29,993 --> 00:30:31,159
- Shut the door.
- 531
- 00:30:36,299 --> 00:30:39,034
- - Uh, ca... Should I?
- - Yeah, totally.
- 532
- 00:30:39,036 --> 00:30:40,572
- Just throw all that shit
- on the ground.
- 533
- 00:30:41,538 --> 00:30:42,606
- Okay.
- 534
- 00:30:50,647 --> 00:30:52,280
- You smoke?
- 535
- 00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:53,483
- Uh, no.
- No, I'm fine.
- 536
- 00:30:55,152 --> 00:30:57,286
- - What do you think they're talking about?
- - Huh?
- 537
- 00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,255
- What do you think
- they're talking about?
- 538
- 00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:01,422
- Uh...
- 539
- 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,959
- - Who's this?
- - That's my husband.
- 540
- 00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:04,929
- Oh.
- 541
- 00:31:07,064 --> 00:31:09,530
- - Seems like a real asshole.
- - What?
- 542
- 00:31:09,532 --> 00:31:13,501
- Uh, he's a lucky guy, huh?
- Have all this.
- 543
- 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:15,469
- - That's great.
- - Yeah.
- 544
- 00:31:15,471 --> 00:31:17,038
- What's goin' on over there?
- 545
- 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,509
- That is, I am studying for
- my real estate license.
- 546
- 00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:21,479
- Really?
- 547
- 00:31:22,712 --> 00:31:24,546
- Yeah, really. Why?
- 548
- 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,480
- Come on.
- That doesn't add up.
- 549
- 00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:29,517
- Not the Sharon I knew.
- 550
- 00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:33,555
- Sharon with purple hair, whose
- favorite phrase was "fuck off."
- 551
- 00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,990
- Who gave me a hand job under the
- bleachers at the homecoming game.
- 552
- 00:31:35,992 --> 00:31:37,526
- Oh, my God.
- I cannot believe.
- 553
- 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:40,328
- - I haven't thought of that in so long.
- - But you remember, right?
- 554
- 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:42,631
- Isn't it so funny when you
- look back at the past,
- 555
- 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,167
- and you're, like, "Oh, my God,
- I thought that was intimacy."
- 556
- 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,736
- You just, like, stabbing me with
- two fingers over and over again.
- 557
- 00:31:47,738 --> 00:31:50,104
- You were always like, "Cut your
- fingernails," all that shit.
- 558
- 00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:51,640
- I was like, "This hurts!"
- That was...
- 559
- 00:31:51,642 --> 00:31:53,211
- - The greatest.
- - ...weird.
- 560
- 00:31:58,548 --> 00:32:00,148
- So, you from around here?
- 561
- 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:02,985
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- I'm from Texas.
- 562
- 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:04,553
- But I'm moving to LA.
- 563
- 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:09,056
- I cannot wait to get the fuck out
- of here the second I turn 18.
- 564
- 00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:11,125
- Yeah, really?
- Where you gonna go?
- 565
- 00:32:11,127 --> 00:32:12,496
- Anywhere.
- Just not here.
- 566
- 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,597
- I'm so sick
- of my dumb friends
- 567
- 00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:20,768
- and my dumb parents
- and my dumb teachers
- 568
- 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,771
- and my dumb job
- down at The Cone Zone.
- 569
- 00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:26,307
- Maybe I'll go to LA too.
- 570
- 00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:30,048
- I'll be an actress or on a reality
- TV show or something like that.
- 571
- 00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:35,083
- Hey, can you stay,
- like, right there?
- 572
- 00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:37,018
- Um...
- 573
- 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,219
- - Oh, yeah, totally.
- - Yeah?
- 574
- 00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:40,188
- Everyone always tells me
- I should model.
- 575
- 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:41,359
- Oh, okay. Great.
- 576
- 00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:52,334
- - How old are you, again?
- - Fifteen.
- 577
- 00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:53,704
- Well, I will be in two months.
- 578
- 00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:55,706
- Mm-hmm.
- 579
- 00:33:01,577 --> 00:33:03,047
- - Thanks.
- - I'm on Instagram.
- 580
- 00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:08,449
- Ashly Richards 42069.
- Tag me.
- 581
- 00:33:08,451 --> 00:33:11,585
- Can I get some more of that?
- 582
- 00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:13,421
- - Richard.
- - Oh, man!
- 583
- 00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:14,725
- Why are you here?
- 584
- 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:17,495
- Oh.
- 585
- 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,198
- Of course.
- Why am I here?
- 586
- 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,433
- Uh...
- 587
- 00:33:25,435 --> 00:33:28,038
- I just...
- 588
- 00:33:29,705 --> 00:33:32,340
- - I feel like I never...
- - You don't have to...
- 589
- 00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:35,142
- ...said it then, and it's what you
- always wanted to hear, but...
- 590
- 00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:37,514
- - No. You did say it.
- - I love you, Sharon.
- 591
- 00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:41,248
- I've always loved you.
- 592
- 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,623
- You know, you're the...
- 593
- 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:49,324
- You're the love of my life,
- you know?
- 594
- 00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:50,624
- - Richard...
- - And...
- 595
- 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:51,793
- Oh.
- 596
- 00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:53,661
- When I see you here now,
- 597
- 00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:59,101
- I realize this is the life
- I was supposed to have.
- 598
- 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,402
- - You know, don't you ever feel like that?
- - Richard.
- 599
- 00:34:01,404 --> 00:34:05,239
- That, like, in another world, you and
- me would be living in this house,
- 600
- 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:08,242
- and we'd have kids,
- and we'd have a happy life.
- 601
- 00:34:08,244 --> 00:34:09,811
- Richard,
- I think you should go.
- 602
- 00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:12,146
- Wait. Because
- I said I loved you?
- 603
- 00:34:12,148 --> 00:34:13,648
- No. I...
- That... Uh, sorry.
- 604
- 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:16,784
- That... I'm-I'm try...
- I'm trying to explain myself.
- 605
- 00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:19,253
- - Wait-wait, no. I don't... I don't wa...
- - I want you to take this...
- 606
- 00:34:19,255 --> 00:34:21,289
- - What's that?
- - ...and just go.
- 607
- 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,757
- What the fuck is that?
- 608
- 00:34:22,759 --> 00:34:24,726
- - This... I'm just trying to help you.
- - What the fuck?
- 609
- 00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:27,195
- - Dude, I don't want your fucking money.
- - Richard. Okay. Calm down.
- 610
- 00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:30,298
- That's not why I'm here! I'm trying to
- tell you I'm fucking in love with you.
- 611
- 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,133
- - I don't want your fuckin' money!
- - Okay, Richard,
- 612
- 00:34:32,135 --> 00:34:33,702
- I want you to... No, no, no!
- Richard.
- 613
- 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,637
- No, please don't...
- Don't touch me, okay?
- 614
- 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,204
- No. No, I'm not
- touching you.
- 615
- 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:38,740
- - If you kiss me, you'll remember.
- - What?
- 616
- 00:34:38,742 --> 00:34:39,840
- You'll remember
- what we had!
- 617
- 00:34:39,842 --> 00:34:41,175
- When we were laughing!
- 618
- 00:34:41,177 --> 00:34:42,644
- Please get out
- of my house, Richard!
- 619
- 00:34:42,646 --> 00:34:44,378
- Seriously, you're scaring me.
- Okay?
- 620
- 00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:48,849
- - Out of my house.
- - Don't worry, I'm leaving.
- 621
- 00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:50,684
- - Nat, let's go.
- - What?
- 622
- 00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:54,322
- You're a fuckin' bullshit
- person, living a bullshit life.
- 623
- 00:34:54,324 --> 00:34:56,724
- Your shitty little house
- and your bullshit husband,
- 624
- 00:34:56,726 --> 00:34:59,528
- - and your fuckin' mean tricks-playing daughter.
- - Okay.
- 625
- 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,795
- You know what?
- 626
- 00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,463
- When you're tired of
- your fucking plastic life,
- 627
- 00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:04,599
- just remember out there, there's
- a man who fucking loves you,
- 628
- 00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:06,170
- who'll always love you.
- 629
- 00:35:08,704 --> 00:35:10,240
- I-I'm so sorry.
- 630
- 00:35:13,677 --> 00:35:14,842
- Don't tell your father.
- 631
- 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,680
- Oh, my God.
- 632
- 00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:21,219
- Fuck... me.
- 633
- 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,655
- I need a fucking drink.
- 634
- 00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:29,791
- Why is there no fucking
- booze in this car?
- 635
- 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:32,760
- Okay, just calm down, and then
- tell me what happened, okay?
- 636
- 00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:34,862
- - What happened in there?
- - What happened was it didn't work, Nat!
- 637
- 00:35:34,864 --> 00:35:36,565
- It didn't fuckin' work!
- 638
- 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,869
- Your big idea,
- it didn't fuckin' work!
- 639
- 00:35:40,670 --> 00:35:42,804
- I never would've come here
- if it wasn't for you.
- 640
- 00:35:42,806 --> 00:35:44,873
- Look, I-I feel awful.
- 641
- 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,508
- Just tell me
- what I can do, okay?
- 642
- 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,711
- - You wanna make it up to me?
- - Yes, I wanna make it up to you.
- 643
- 00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:53,581
- You can get me a hamburger,
- and a 12-pack of beer.
- 644
- 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,719
- - Okay. Sure.
- - Make it a case.
- 645
- 00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:02,289
- I haven't eaten fast
- food in, like, ten years.
- 646
- 00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:06,327
- My school made me watch this animal
- cruelty video and, oh, I think it...
- 647
- 00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:08,362
- - Hello?
- - No, hey.
- 648
- 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:09,731
- Don't fuckin' yell at them.
- 649
- 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,633
- I'm not even yell...
- I just said, "Hello."
- 650
- 00:36:11,635 --> 00:36:14,568
- When they're ready, they'll say what's up.
- Don't yell at them.
- 651
- 00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:16,871
- - I literally just...
- - Thank you for choosing Bob's Burgers.
- 652
- 00:36:16,873 --> 00:36:18,673
- Would you like to try
- our famous taco burger?
- 653
- 00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:20,307
- Yes, we would.
- Thank you.
- 654
- 00:36:20,309 --> 00:36:21,809
- Uh, let's see.
- 655
- 00:36:21,811 --> 00:36:25,579
- Two taco burger combos,
- one Frito pie,
- 656
- 00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:29,416
- and then, uh,
- six-piece chicken nuggets.
- 657
- 00:36:29,418 --> 00:36:32,487
- - One four-piece chicken nuggets...
- - No-no, six... six-piece chicken nuggets.
- 658
- 00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:34,021
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Be nice.
- 659
- 00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:35,956
- Six-piece, please.
- 660
- 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,459
- Okay, your total's
- gonna be $15.27.
- 661
- 00:36:38,461 --> 00:36:40,561
- - Please drive to the second window.
- - No, stop! Stop! Thank you!
- 662
- 00:36:40,563 --> 00:36:42,664
- - What the fuck, dude!
- - What?
- 663
- 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:46,668
- He wasn't fuckin' done. You don't fuckin'
- just take off. You say fuckin' "Thank you."
- 664
- 00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:48,702
- I'm gonna say thank you right now.
- The second window.
- 665
- 00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:50,604
- No, you don't know
- it's the same guy!
- 666
- 00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:54,041
- You've never worked at one of these
- places before, Nat, I'm sorry. I have.
- 667
- 00:36:54,043 --> 00:36:56,644
- Sometimes it's one guy taking the order,
- and another guy gives you the food.
- 668
- 00:36:56,646 --> 00:36:59,880
- You say fuckin' thank you.
- You have fuckin' manners.
- 669
- 00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:02,784
- - I'm sorry this isn't your dad's country club, okay?
- - Oh, my God.
- 670
- 00:37:02,786 --> 00:37:04,952
- But when a guy takes your order
- and fuckin' does your food,
- 671
- 00:37:04,954 --> 00:37:07,655
- you say fuckin' thank you,
- you say fuckin' please,
- 672
- 00:37:07,657 --> 00:37:11,059
- because all day long they're getting
- shit from fuckin' assholes like you.
- 673
- 00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:13,894
- - Goddamn it.
- - Okay. Sorry. I didn't mean to be an asshole!
- 674
- 00:37:13,896 --> 00:37:14,896
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 675
- 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:17,798
- - $15.27.
- - Yep.
- 676
- 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,700
- Feel like I have to fuckin'
- apologize for your behavior.
- 677
- 00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:20,871
- Okay. Fuck.
- 678
- 00:37:22,706 --> 00:37:24,706
- They're fuckin' human beings back there, man.
- 679
- 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,608
- Fuckin' human beings
- making the food
- 680
- 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:28,980
- that you're gonna shove
- into your stupid fuckin' mouth.
- 681
- 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,485
- Thank you.
- 682
- 00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:38,856
- Thank you so much.
- 683
- 00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,092
- Catch.
- 684
- 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,762
- Whoa, you blew it.
- 685
- 00:37:48,364 --> 00:37:51,766
- Mm! You should come
- to Vegas with me.
- 686
- 00:37:51,768 --> 00:37:53,568
- - Right?
- - Um, sure.
- 687
- 00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:55,603
- We're fuckin' driving there
- already.
- 688
- 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,405
- Like, fuck art school, man.
- 689
- 00:37:57,407 --> 00:37:59,039
- We can have drinks
- with show girls.
- 690
- 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,974
- We can go to the casinos.
- 691
- 00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:03,711
- It'd be so fuckin' fun.
- We'd have the best time.
- 692
- 00:38:03,713 --> 00:38:06,648
- I... I bet we would.
- 693
- 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:09,983
- Just two fuckin' hustlers taking
- over the-the city and desert.
- 694
- 00:38:09,985 --> 00:38:11,485
- I'm not a hustler.
- 695
- 00:38:11,487 --> 00:38:13,521
- Yes, you are.
- Yes, you are.
- 696
- 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,856
- - You're an artist, right?
- - Yeah.
- 697
- 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,459
- Yeah. What's a fuckin'
- artist but a hustler, dude?
- 698
- 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:22,563
- Get used to it, 'cause that's what you're
- gonna be doing for the rest of your life.
- 699
- 00:38:22,565 --> 00:38:24,898
- - Okay.
- - Plus, you know what?
- 700
- 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,702
- Anybody who wants a piece, guess
- what they're gonna get? Boom.
- 701
- 00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:29,903
- Dude, what the fuck?
- 702
- 00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:31,940
- I'm gonna protect you.
- Okay?
- 703
- 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,842
- - You're gonna hurt yourself.
- - I'm not gonna hurt myself.
- 704
- 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,943
- - Put the knife away!
- - If anybody fucks with you...
- 705
- 00:38:35,945 --> 00:38:39,079
- - Okay. Yep.
- - I'm gonna fuckin'... I'll fuckin' slit their throat.
- 706
- 00:38:39,081 --> 00:38:40,981
- - Put the knife away!
- - Slit their fu... Okay!
- 707
- 00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:43,717
- - Jesus.
- - Jesus Christ.
- 708
- 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,086
- Such a fuckin' baby
- about the knife.
- 709
- 00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:50,795
- I'm just showing you that I'm like,
- like a big brother, I'm gonna...
- 710
- 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,400
- 'Cause you're like...
- I can tell. You're like...
- 711
- 00:38:58,467 --> 00:38:59,536
- scared.
- 712
- 00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:11,612
- I'm gonna sleep
- for, like, ten minutes.
- 713
- 00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:14,749
- And then I'll drive
- and then you can sleep.
- 714
- 00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:15,717
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 715
- 00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,717
- Okay.
- 716
- 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,851
- You're doing a good job.
- 717
- 00:39:17,853 --> 00:39:19,887
- - You're a good kid.
- - Thank you.
- 718
- 00:39:19,889 --> 00:39:22,690
- You're a good kid, Nat.
- You're a good kid.
- 719
- 00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:26,496
- Just my little brother,
- who I'm teaching everything to.
- 720
- 00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:00,630
- Shit.
- 721
- 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:17,211
- Come on.
- Okay, come on.
- 722
- 00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:18,612
- It's time to go.
- 723
- 00:40:18,614 --> 00:40:20,215
- What's going on?
- What time is it?
- 724
- 00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:24,151
- It's late, uh...
- It's early morning.
- 725
- 00:40:24,153 --> 00:40:25,954
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 726
- 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:28,021
- - Why aren't we driving?
- - Because I need to sleep.
- 727
- 00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:29,858
- - Fuck it. Come on.
- - Okay.
- 728
- 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,059
- - I'll drive. I can drive.
- - Nope. Let's, uh,
- 729
- 00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:33,730
- let's put you to bed, bud.
- 730
- 00:40:35,632 --> 00:40:36,834
- This way.
- 731
- 00:42:28,811 --> 00:42:29,746
- Fuck.
- 732
- 00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,751
- What's the matter,
- won't start?
- 733
- 00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:39,354
- Uh, no.
- 734
- 00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:41,722
- - Fuck.
- - Yeah.
- 735
- 00:42:41,724 --> 00:42:44,825
- I'll take a look at it after
- we eat our free breakfast.
- 736
- 00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:47,295
- Right? They got a
- waffle bar, you know.
- 737
- 00:42:47,297 --> 00:42:48,795
- Come on,
- let's go.
- 738
- 00:42:48,797 --> 00:42:50,664
- I'm fuckin'
- starving.
- 739
- 00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:51,902
- Whoo!
- 740
- 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,844
- - You know you left this on the table upstairs?
- - Oh.
- 741
- 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:04,711
- You don't have to
- tip maids at motels.
- 742
- 00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:06,347
- They're not actually
- cleaning anything.
- 743
- 00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:08,152
- All they do
- is make the bed again.
- 744
- 00:43:31,306 --> 00:43:35,443
- Shit, man, I'm sorry
- I couldn't fix it this time.
- 745
- 00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:37,679
- But, good news is,
- 746
- 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,347
- the universe just handed us
- a day off in a pretty cool city.
- 747
- 00:43:40,349 --> 00:43:42,685
- So, let's enjoy it, right?
- 748
- 00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:50,391
- Get a picture of me
- with this barbed wire.
- 749
- 00:43:50,393 --> 00:43:52,762
- - Uh...
- - It's fuckin' tough as shit, right?
- 750
- 00:43:55,898 --> 00:43:57,201
- Yeah, sure.
- 751
- 00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,804
- Oh. Oh, boy.
- Here we go.
- 752
- 00:44:03,806 --> 00:44:05,108
- Classic.
- 753
- 00:44:09,978 --> 00:44:12,148
- - I know what'll fuckin' cheer you up, bro.
- - What?
- 754
- 00:44:13,248 --> 00:44:15,048
- Fuck Vegas.
- I'm not goin'.
- 755
- 00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:16,217
- Why?
- 756
- 00:44:16,219 --> 00:44:18,418
- Because I'm gonna
- go to LA with you.
- 757
- 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,255
- - Right?
- - Yeah. That's great.
- 758
- 00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,958
- - I can't believe it didn't occur to me before.
- - It's fuckin'...
- 759
- 00:44:27,429 --> 00:44:29,229
- Hello?
- 760
- 00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,134
- Yeah, hi, this is Nat.
- 761
- 00:44:33,902 --> 00:44:34,871
- Okay.
- 762
- 00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:40,276
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Okay. Thank you.
- 763
- 00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:42,146
- Bye.
- 764
- 00:44:43,246 --> 00:44:45,479
- Fuck.
- 765
- 00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:47,481
- It'll cost more to fix
- the car than it's worth.
- 766
- 00:44:47,483 --> 00:44:50,251
- Yeah. I'm not surprised.
- 767
- 00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,019
- I'm so fucked. Classes start
- in, like, three days.
- 768
- 00:44:53,021 --> 00:44:55,889
- You know what?
- I'm just gonna...
- 769
- 00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:58,492
- I'm gonna go back to the hotel
- and call my parents, okay?
- 770
- 00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:00,862
- Seriously?
- 771
- 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:04,097
- Things get a little hard and you fuckin'
- bail and go call Mommy and Daddy?
- 772
- 00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:06,467
- - What would you do?
- - What would I do?
- 773
- 00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:10,403
- I'd go to the fuckin' bar, have a
- couple drinks, fuckin' chill out,
- 774
- 00:45:10,405 --> 00:45:14,474
- and then tomorrow, I swear to God, I
- will put you on a bus to LA myself.
- 775
- 00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:17,778
- - Yeah, but what about all my stuff in my van?
- - Fuck that stuff.
- 776
- 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:19,847
- - You don't need it.
- - I need some of it.
- 777
- 00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:22,784
- Great. Take that and leave the rest.
- Who cares? Come on.
- 778
- 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:24,885
- Come on, what're you doing?
- Come on. Let's go.
- 779
- 00:45:24,887 --> 00:45:27,354
- You got this. You got this.
- 780
- 00:45:27,356 --> 00:45:31,258
- To LA, man, where everything's
- gonna go fuckin' great for us.
- 781
- 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:32,559
- If we ever
- make it there.
- 782
- 00:45:32,561 --> 00:45:34,364
- Oh, we're gonna make it.
- Don't you worry.
- 783
- 00:45:36,065 --> 00:45:38,199
- You need to be more Zen
- about how things happen.
- 784
- 00:45:38,201 --> 00:45:39,769
- You know,
- you get real down and...
- 785
- 00:45:43,206 --> 00:45:44,838
- Can I have a tequila
- soda, please?
- 786
- 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,039
- Can I have a beer,
- please?
- 787
- 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,376
- - Hey.
- - What?
- 788
- 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,947
- Check out these girls
- over here.
- 789
- 00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:54,981
- That girl just smiled at me.
- 790
- 00:45:54,983 --> 00:45:56,550
- What about Sharon?
- 791
- 00:45:56,552 --> 00:45:58,853
- Sharon? Come on, man.
- That was yesterday.
- 792
- 00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:00,253
- I'm moving forward
- with my life.
- 793
- 00:46:00,255 --> 00:46:02,123
- I'm trying to do
- something new now.
- 794
- 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,827
- Where they goin'?
- 795
- 00:46:05,228 --> 00:46:07,228
- - Let's go talk to them.
- - No.
- 796
- 00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:08,929
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- - No, no. I'm good.
- 797
- 00:46:08,931 --> 00:46:10,463
- I'm gonna just
- stay right here.
- 798
- 00:46:10,465 --> 00:46:12,599
- I don't feel like talking
- to anyone right now.
- 799
- 00:46:12,601 --> 00:46:14,568
- What's the matter with you, dude?
- Come on.
- 800
- 00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:17,271
- - No, I'm sorry. I just...
- - There are cute girls here and they smiled at us.
- 801
- 00:46:17,273 --> 00:46:19,407
- - I'm sorry.
- - That's a signal.
- 802
- 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,409
- - Mm.
- - You know what? Fine, forget it.
- 803
- 00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,510
- You sit here and mope
- while I go talk to those girls.
- 804
- 00:46:23,512 --> 00:46:25,847
- I'm just saying...
- 805
- 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,417
- It'd be a lot more fun
- if you were there.
- 806
- 00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:34,322
- Hey.
- 807
- 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:35,555
- Nice.
- 808
- 00:46:35,557 --> 00:46:37,291
- - This is so stupid.
- - I know, right?
- 809
- 00:46:37,293 --> 00:46:39,463
- Let's do it.
- 810
- 00:46:42,498 --> 00:46:43,998
- Ladies.
- 811
- 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,432
- - How ya doin'?
- - Hey.
- 812
- 00:46:45,434 --> 00:46:47,235
- I'm Richard.
- This is Nat.
- 813
- 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:48,635
- - I'm Nina.
- - Hey.
- 814
- 00:46:48,637 --> 00:46:50,070
- - Hey.
- - Rebecca.
- 815
- 00:46:50,072 --> 00:46:51,371
- You mind if we join you
- 816
- 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,974
- and maybe get you a drink
- or something?
- 817
- 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,575
- - Absolutely.
- - Oh.
- 818
- 00:46:54,577 --> 00:46:56,644
- - Fuck, yeah.
- - Great.
- 819
- 00:46:56,646 --> 00:47:00,150
- Nat, why don't you go, uh, why
- don't you get us those drinks.
- 820
- 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:04,050
- I'll come with you.
- 821
- 00:47:04,052 --> 00:47:05,186
- Oh? Yeah.
- 822
- 00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:06,390
- Okay.
- 823
- 00:47:09,157 --> 00:47:10,992
- - Hi.
- - Four shots of whiskey.
- 824
- 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:12,129
- Thanks.
- 825
- 00:47:13,528 --> 00:47:15,295
- - Is that okay with you?
- - Yeah.
- 826
- 00:47:15,297 --> 00:47:16,465
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- 827
- 00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:19,036
- Mmm.
- 828
- 00:47:21,003 --> 00:47:23,371
- - You guys live around here?
- - No.
- 829
- 00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:25,106
- We're just
- traveling through.
- 830
- 00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:26,374
- - Oh.
- - Yeah.
- 831
- 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:28,642
- What about you guys?
- 832
- 00:47:28,644 --> 00:47:31,112
- Just doing a little road
- trip with my sister.
- 833
- 00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:32,612
- Nice.
- Where you guys headed?
- 834
- 00:47:32,614 --> 00:47:34,048
- You can keep the change.
- 835
- 00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:36,083
- - We're driving back to LA.
- - Really?
- 836
- 00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:37,952
- No way.
- That's where I'm headed.
- 837
- 00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:39,519
- Uh, starting college,
- art school.
- 838
- 00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:42,155
- Shut the fuck up.
- I'm finishing art school.
- 839
- 00:47:42,157 --> 00:47:43,990
- - Really?
- - Going into my last semester.
- 840
- 00:47:43,992 --> 00:47:46,059
- - Dude, that's hilarious.
- - That's cool.
- 841
- 00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:48,162
- I know, right? Uh...
- 842
- 00:47:48,164 --> 00:47:50,463
- - Yeah. I go to Cal Arts.
- - What kind of art do you do?
- 843
- 00:47:50,465 --> 00:47:52,700
- I can't believe you guys are
- staying in the same motel as us.
- 844
- 00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:54,401
- - I know. Isn't that crazy?
- - That's insane.
- 845
- 00:47:54,403 --> 00:47:56,304
- - You are?
- - Yeah.
- 846
- 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,606
- - Guys, this is like fate or some...
- - Fate.
- 847
- 00:47:59,608 --> 00:48:00,708
- - Whoa.
- - What the fuck?
- 848
- 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:03,177
- This is weird.
- This is now officially...
- 849
- 00:48:03,179 --> 00:48:04,644
- - We... Guys, a toast.
- - Oh, my God.
- 850
- 00:48:04,646 --> 00:48:07,550
- All right? A toast to
- fate and new friends.
- 851
- 00:48:09,184 --> 00:48:11,087
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 852
- 00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:15,722
- Arrrr! Ooh!
- 853
- 00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:18,092
- - Whoo.
- - Ooh-wee!
- 854
- 00:48:18,094 --> 00:48:20,260
- Oh, uh, so to answer your question.
- 855
- 00:48:20,262 --> 00:48:21,461
- Yeah.
- 856
- 00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:23,197
- Um, I take
- a cross-disciplinary approach.
- 857
- 00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:26,333
- So like, the work exists between
- paintings and performance.
- 858
- 00:48:26,335 --> 00:48:27,735
- - Oh.
- - I don't know.
- 859
- 00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:30,037
- I don't want it to be any
- one thing, you know?
- 860
- 00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:32,206
- Becs, no one understands what
- the fuck you're talking about.
- 861
- 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:35,443
- What she does is she makes paintings based on her dreams.
- 862
- 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,077
- - That's her thing.
- - Whoa.
- 863
- 00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:39,380
- - Oh. Okay.
- - I mean, no, it's not that simple.
- 864
- 00:48:39,382 --> 00:48:40,748
- It's an easier way
- of saying it.
- 865
- 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:41,749
- No, it's not.
- 866
- 00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:42,653
- Whatever.
- 867
- 00:48:44,987 --> 00:48:48,322
- Okay, she's mad at me because she
- takes everything very seriously.
- 868
- 00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:51,224
- He's the exact same.
- 869
- 00:48:51,226 --> 00:48:54,662
- He gets all uptight
- about stuff all the time.
- 870
- 00:48:54,664 --> 00:48:59,200
- This might be weird, or like some
- junior high shit or something,
- 871
- 00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,700
- but this is a great song.
- 872
- 00:49:00,702 --> 00:49:02,135
- - May I have this dance?
- - Yeah.
- 873
- 00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:03,737
- Fuckin' right on.
- 874
- 00:49:03,739 --> 00:49:06,673
- I promise I'll bring her back
- in one piece. Maybe.
- 875
- 00:49:06,675 --> 00:49:07,742
- Hey!
- 876
- 00:49:07,744 --> 00:49:10,010
- Uh-oh.
- 877
- 00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:12,281
- I like you.
- You're feisty.
- 878
- 00:49:13,782 --> 00:49:16,684
- - I'm gonna go get us another round. Okay?
- - Yeah. Okay.
- 879
- 00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:19,420
- Uh, sure.
- Do you...
- 880
- 00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:21,023
- Do you need...
- 881
- 00:49:36,438 --> 00:49:37,637
- - Oh...
- - Okay, here we go.
- 882
- 00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:39,807
- Sorry.
- I should've helped you.
- 883
- 00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:42,376
- Oh. No, it's okay.
- I still have a tab open.
- 884
- 00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:43,610
- You wanna take one?
- 885
- 00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:44,714
- Sure, yeah.
- 886
- 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,753
- - To art.
- - To art.
- 887
- 00:50:01,697 --> 00:50:04,231
- I have no idea why I agreed
- to let her drive with me.
- 888
- 00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:05,766
- I'm going crazy.
- 889
- 00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:08,269
- I feel the same way.
- 890
- 00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:10,574
- It's the grind of the road,
- you know? Takes its toll.
- 891
- 00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,507
- Yep.
- 892
- 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:18,079
- Oh, my God. I love this song.
- 893
- 00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:23,249
- Do you wanna dance to it,
- the song, uh, with me?
- 894
- 00:50:23,251 --> 00:50:24,717
- Yeah.
- 895
- 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,121
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- 896
- 00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:29,690
- Okay.
- 897
- 00:50:29,692 --> 00:50:32,126
- Milady.
- 898
- 00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:58,387
- Ow!
- 899
- 00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:09,295
- Hey, Nat,
- Richard told me about your car.
- 900
- 00:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,764
- You guys should just
- come with us.
- 901
- 00:51:11,766 --> 00:51:14,534
- They're not listening to you.
- 902
- 00:51:40,496 --> 00:51:43,467
- You are going to have
- so much fun in college.
- 903
- 00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:46,800
- I really hope so.
- 904
- 00:51:46,802 --> 00:51:48,434
- You will.
- 905
- 00:51:48,436 --> 00:51:50,271
- I know it's hard to imagine,
- 906
- 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,405
- but especially since
- you're going to art school too.
- 907
- 00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:57,246
- It's... It's an entire school
- filled with weirdos, like us.
- 908
- 00:51:59,315 --> 00:52:02,686
- Hey, can I...
- Can I take your picture?
- 909
- 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,787
- - Right now?
- - Come on.
- 910
- 00:52:07,789 --> 00:52:09,690
- Come on, just stand right there.
- It'll be fine.
- 911
- 00:52:09,692 --> 00:52:11,358
- Uh, but I hate having
- my picture taken.
- 912
- 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,626
- - Oh, why? You're beautiful.
- - Oh!
- 913
- 00:52:13,628 --> 00:52:16,664
- - You're gorgeous. You... You...
- - You're...
- 914
- 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,603
- You are the prettiest girl
- I've ever met.
- 915
- 00:52:20,603 --> 00:52:22,603
- - Okay, fine.
- - Yeah?
- 916
- 00:52:22,605 --> 00:52:24,173
- Okay.
- 917
- 00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:30,644
- Amazing.
- 918
- 00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:32,615
- That was such hard work.
- 919
- 00:52:37,552 --> 00:52:38,755
- Ooh.
- 920
- 00:52:40,422 --> 00:52:41,655
- All right.
- 921
- 00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:43,824
- Into my room, we go.
- 922
- 00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:46,827
- Into my room...
- 923
- 00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:47,827
- Whoa!
- 924
- 00:52:47,829 --> 00:52:50,630
- Come on! In or out, guy?
- 925
- 00:52:50,632 --> 00:52:51,898
- Wow!
- 926
- 00:52:55,871 --> 00:52:57,537
- - Ew! Oh, my God.
- - Oh, my gosh!
- 927
- 00:52:57,539 --> 00:52:59,340
- - That's incredible!
- - I guess we should go to my room.
- 928
- 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:00,744
- That's... Oh, my God.
- 929
- 00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:06,516
- Can I kiss you?
- 930
- 00:53:07,849 --> 00:53:09,318
- Yeah.
- 931
- 00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:21,662
- Hey, Nat, get out here.
- 932
- 00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,563
- Wait.
- Do you hear that?
- 933
- 00:53:23,565 --> 00:53:25,865
- N-No.
- 934
- 00:53:27,369 --> 00:53:29,940
- No, I... I think
- there's someone there.
- 935
- 00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:33,509
- Okay.
- 936
- 00:53:35,543 --> 00:53:38,579
- - What do you want, Richard?
- - Hey, come here. It's an emergency.
- 937
- 00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:40,481
- - What?
- - Hey.
- 938
- 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:43,450
- Don't be a dummy, okay?
- Wrap it up.
- 939
- 00:53:43,452 --> 00:53:44,818
- - Thanks, Richard.
- - Hey.
- 940
- 00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:47,320
- - I'm proud of you, kid.
- - Okay.
- 941
- 00:53:47,322 --> 00:53:48,692
- Okay.
- 942
- 00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:52,793
- What did he want?
- 943
- 00:53:52,795 --> 00:53:55,365
- Uh, who knows?
- 944
- 00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:58,567
- - Hey.
- - I'm so tired.
- 945
- 00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:01,338
- I'm gonna
- shut the light off.
- 946
- 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,010
- - Wait, come here.
- - Yeah.
- 947
- 00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:12,679
- Boop.
- 948
- 00:54:12,681 --> 00:54:14,750
- - Good night.
- - Good night.
- 949
- 00:54:39,007 --> 00:54:40,974
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 950
- 00:54:40,976 --> 00:54:42,376
- Took you long enough.
- 951
- 00:54:42,378 --> 00:54:43,976
- - Well, well, well.
- - Hi.
- 952
- 00:54:43,978 --> 00:54:47,548
- Look who decided
- to join the living.
- 953
- 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:50,550
- - Hey. How ya feelin'?
- - Hi. I'm all right. You?
- 954
- 00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:52,786
- - You were talking so much in your sleep last night.
- - I was?
- 955
- 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:54,688
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, my God. I just remembered.
- 956
- 00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:56,690
- I had the fucking
- craziest dream last night.
- 957
- 00:54:56,692 --> 00:54:58,559
- Yeah. Uh,
- I'll tell ya in a second.
- 958
- 00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:01,561
- Right now, Nat, would you please
- join me at the waffle bar?
- 959
- 00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:03,097
- Great, thanks.
- 960
- 00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:04,630
- - Uh, oh.
- - Hey!
- 961
- 00:55:04,632 --> 00:55:06,032
- Watch it, you.
- 962
- 00:55:06,034 --> 00:55:08,034
- - Don't start something you're not gonna finish.
- - Ha ha.
- 963
- 00:55:08,036 --> 00:55:09,836
- - So, yeah.
- - So, how'd it go?
- 964
- 00:55:09,838 --> 00:55:11,771
- Did you use that condom
- I gave you, or what?
- 965
- 00:55:11,773 --> 00:55:13,005
- - No.
- - No?
- 966
- 00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:14,508
- - No, I didn't.
- - Too bad.
- 967
- 00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:17,610
- I didn't use anything.
- 968
- 00:55:18,713 --> 00:55:20,447
- We made out, a little.
- 969
- 00:55:20,449 --> 00:55:21,581
- - Yes.
- - I know.
- 970
- 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:22,816
- - That's awesome, dude.
- - Oh, my God.
- 971
- 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,418
- - It was so nice.
- - Nice work.
- 972
- 00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,820
- So, listen.
- I, uh...
- 973
- 00:55:26,822 --> 00:55:29,423
- I'm gonna need your help
- with something right now, man.
- 974
- 00:55:29,425 --> 00:55:30,958
- Yeah?
- What do you need?
- 975
- 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,065
- Well, I'm about to ask Nina to
- marry me, right here, right now.
- 976
- 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,133
- Oh, wait.
- You're... You're serious.
- 977
- 00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:40,867
- Fuckin'-A right on,
- I am, dude.
- 978
- 00:55:40,869 --> 00:55:42,403
- I'm in love
- with this girl.
- 979
- 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,405
- I have been since the second
- she walked into that bar.
- 980
- 00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:46,907
- Okay.
- Plus, check it out.
- 981
- 00:55:46,909 --> 00:55:48,941
- - I got her this sweet ring at the gas station this morning.
- - No, no.
- 982
- 00:55:48,943 --> 00:55:51,043
- - She's gonna love it.
- - Buddy, I think you're being a little impulsive.
- 983
- 00:55:51,045 --> 00:55:52,780
- - It's happening.
- - No, no. You do it at a later time.
- 984
- 00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:53,880
- Ladies.
- 985
- 00:55:55,684 --> 00:55:59,452
- If I could interrupt your
- adorable giggling for a second,
- 986
- 00:55:59,454 --> 00:56:00,824
- I have an announcement.
- 987
- 00:56:03,525 --> 00:56:05,726
- Nina.
- 988
- 00:56:05,728 --> 00:56:07,927
- I know that we haven't known
- each other that long,
- 989
- 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:11,932
- and this might seem like it's
- coming outta the blue, but...
- 990
- 00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:13,934
- - What're you doing?
- - Richard, hey...
- 991
- 00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:16,036
- - Shh. Nat, hang on.
- - Buddy, nope.
- 992
- 00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:18,438
- - Hold on. Shh!
- - Not right now. I'm in the middle of something.
- 993
- 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,909
- You know the phrase, "Sometimes
- when you know you just know"?
- 994
- 00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:24,177
- Well, I know.
- 995
- 00:56:24,179 --> 00:56:27,113
- I love you.
- And I can tell you love me.
- 996
- 00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:33,987
- So will you do me the honor
- of marrying me?
- 997
- 00:56:33,989 --> 00:56:38,492
- Oh. Oh, my God, you got
- me the special ring.
- 998
- 00:56:38,494 --> 00:56:41,561
- It's so cute. Did you get
- this at the gas station?
- 999
- 00:56:41,563 --> 00:56:42,998
- Don't laugh.
- 1000
- 00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:47,133
- - Get up! Come on. Don't be silly.
- - No.
- 1001
- 00:56:47,135 --> 00:56:49,735
- I'm serious.
- 1002
- 00:56:49,737 --> 00:56:51,070
- This is real. I...
- 1003
- 00:56:51,072 --> 00:56:52,775
- Come on, get up.
- 1004
- 00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:57,945
- Yeah.
- No, you know what?
- 1005
- 00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,679
- You don't have to decide now.
- 1006
- 00:56:59,681 --> 00:57:02,818
- I'll-I'll just hold onto
- this until you decide.
- 1007
- 00:57:10,759 --> 00:57:13,630
- Wait. What about, uh...
- what about your dream?
- 1008
- 00:57:15,130 --> 00:57:16,766
- Oh, yeah, your dream.
- 1009
- 00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:20,266
- Oh.
- 1010
- 00:57:20,268 --> 00:57:22,603
- Yeah. Right.
- 1011
- 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:25,037
- Okay.
- 1012
- 00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,206
- It's pretty fuckin' crazy.
- 1013
- 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:33,146
- So, in the dream, I'm on tour
- with The Rolling fuckin' Stones.
- 1014
- 00:57:33,148 --> 00:57:36,516
- - Oh, I love The Rolling Stones.
- - Of course you do.
- 1015
- 00:57:36,518 --> 00:57:39,952
- Anyway, so, I'm hitchhiking
- on the highway, no cars,
- 1016
- 00:57:39,954 --> 00:57:43,824
- and then all of a sudden, huge
- black tour bus pulls up, right?
- 1017
- 00:57:43,826 --> 00:57:46,994
- Door opens, so fuck it.
- I get in.
- 1018
- 00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:48,829
- And I come face-to-face
- with the guys.
- 1019
- 00:57:48,831 --> 00:57:51,063
- Keith fuckin' pulls out
- a guitar,
- 1020
- 00:57:51,065 --> 00:57:53,967
- hands it to me,
- 'cause he wants to jam.
- 1021
- 00:57:53,969 --> 00:57:59,139
- Which is crazy, because I know how to
- play every single Rolling Stones song,
- 1022
- 00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:01,108
- even though A,
- I don't play guitar,
- 1023
- 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:05,711
- and B, I probably haven't listened
- to The Stones in like, 15 years.
- 1024
- 00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,313
- Why, you don't like them
- or something?
- 1025
- 00:58:07,315 --> 00:58:10,316
- Are you kidding? I fuckin'
- love The Rolling Stones.
- 1026
- 00:58:10,318 --> 00:58:13,653
- They're the fuckin' best
- rock band in history.
- 1027
- 00:58:13,655 --> 00:58:15,688
- And before you say anything
- about The fuckin' Beatles,
- 1028
- 00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:17,257
- you can shut
- your goddamn mouth,
- 1029
- 00:58:17,259 --> 00:58:20,693
- because they'd be a hack pop band
- without George Martin, okay?
- 1030
- 00:58:20,695 --> 00:58:23,697
- I just don't like what The
- Stones stand for, at this point.
- 1031
- 00:58:23,699 --> 00:58:26,833
- What do they stand for?
- 1032
- 00:58:26,835 --> 00:58:31,037
- They stand for the fact that my
- generation, your generation,
- 1033
- 00:58:31,039 --> 00:58:34,173
- - and their shitty generation has utterly failed to produce...
- - Whoa.
- 1034
- 00:58:34,175 --> 00:58:37,077
- ...a rock band the caliber
- of The Rolling Stones.
- 1035
- 00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,780
- There is no band that people remember
- now, never mind in 30 years.
- 1036
- 00:58:40,782 --> 00:58:43,316
- Are you fucking kidding?
- Fuck The Stones.
- 1037
- 00:58:43,318 --> 00:58:45,017
- So let me get this straight.
- 1038
- 00:58:45,019 --> 00:58:48,921
- Because you hate every band but
- The Stones, you hate The Stones.
- 1039
- 00:58:48,923 --> 00:58:50,724
- See? You get it.
- 1040
- 00:58:50,726 --> 00:58:54,193
- And believe me, I'm so fuckin'
- tired of women saying
- 1041
- 00:58:54,195 --> 00:58:57,130
- they still find these
- old men sexy.
- 1042
- 00:58:57,132 --> 00:58:59,066
- Like Mick's strutting up there,
- and they're like,
- 1043
- 00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:01,034
- "Oh, I'm still fuckin'
- turned on by him."
- 1044
- 00:59:01,036 --> 00:59:03,003
- No you're not.
- No you're fuckin' not.
- 1045
- 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,938
- These are old geezers.
- 1046
- 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:07,840
- And even if you found yourself in
- some groupie situation with them,
- 1047
- 00:59:07,842 --> 00:59:09,611
- their dicks wouldn't
- even fuckin' work.
- 1048
- 00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:12,845
- I'd still fuck Mick.
- 1049
- 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,929
- - Fuck you, cunt.
- - Whoa.
- 1050
- 00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:30,396
- Rebecca, wait.
- Please don't go.
- 1051
- 00:59:30,398 --> 00:59:33,900
- Rebecca, is there any way
- I can still go with you guys?
- 1052
- 00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:35,302
- - Unlock the car.
- - I did!
- 1053
- 00:59:35,304 --> 00:59:36,403
- - Rebecca, please.
- - Nina, wait.
- 1054
- 00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:39,139
- - Richard, don't! Please.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1055
- 00:59:39,141 --> 00:59:41,208
- - I'll do whatever you need.
- - Nat, just call me.
- 1056
- 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,010
- - I don't have your number.
- - Becca, just go.
- 1057
- 00:59:43,012 --> 00:59:44,778
- - Nina, I'm sorry.
- - Please.
- 1058
- 00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:46,412
- - Hey! I love you.
- - Rebecca, please.
- 1059
- 00:59:46,414 --> 00:59:48,682
- - Get away from the car.
- - I love you. I'm sorry.
- 1060
- 00:59:48,684 --> 00:59:51,017
- - Just open the door. Talk to me.
- - Get away from the car!
- 1061
- 00:59:51,019 --> 00:59:52,188
- Fuck!
- 1062
- 00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:58,425
- You can't call women
- the fuckin' C-word.
- 1063
- 00:59:58,427 --> 01:00:00,159
- Yeah, well, she just broke
- my heart, Nat.
- 1064
- 01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,762
- So I think "cunt" is
- the appropriate word.
- 1065
- 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,329
- I'm gonna go find my way
- to LA.
- 1066
- 01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:05,432
- Oh, you're just pissed because
- Rebecca wouldn't fuck you.
- 1067
- 01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:07,367
- Don't take it
- out on me, bro.
- 1068
- 01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:10,037
- I'm the one who's brokenhearted here.
- I'm the one that just got hurt.
- 1069
- 01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,838
- You don't think I see right
- fucking through you?
- 1070
- 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,907
- That you're fucking
- using me?
- 1071
- 01:00:14,909 --> 01:00:19,713
- I'm paying for your hotel room,
- your food, your fuckin' drinks,
- 1072
- 01:00:19,715 --> 01:00:22,382
- which, by the way, if you don't
- know, you're a fucking alcoholic!
- 1073
- 01:00:22,384 --> 01:00:24,316
- Shut the fuck up, dude.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 1074
- 01:00:24,318 --> 01:00:27,320
- 'Cause you're not paying
- for jack shit, little rich boy.
- 1075
- 01:00:27,322 --> 01:00:30,023
- - Mommy and Daddy are paying for everything.
- - Whatever!
- 1076
- 01:00:30,025 --> 01:00:32,224
- Have fun finding your way
- to fuckin' Vegas,
- 1077
- 01:00:32,226 --> 01:00:34,695
- 'cause you're not fuckin'
- coming with me to LA.
- 1078
- 01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,697
- And you think I'm using you, dude?
- No.
- 1079
- 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:39,199
- You're fucking using me.
- Okay, my image!
- 1080
- 01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:42,101
- Everything I fuckin' stand for,
- for your bullshit fucking art.
- 1081
- 01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:43,737
- Fuck you.
- 1082
- 01:00:43,739 --> 01:00:45,905
- And what you don't even get
- is that I have feelings, dude.
- 1083
- 01:00:45,907 --> 01:00:48,141
- I have feelings just like you.
- Okay?
- 1084
- 01:00:48,143 --> 01:00:50,844
- But you don't even see that because
- to you, I'm just some weird dude
- 1085
- 01:00:50,846 --> 01:00:53,412
- you're slumming it with on the
- road, that you can fuckin' use
- 1086
- 01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:56,048
- for stories to get your fuckin'
- dick sucked in art school.
- 1087
- 01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:58,184
- - Fuck you, dude.
- - What the fuck are you talking about, Richard?
- 1088
- 01:00:58,186 --> 01:01:00,287
- Come on, man!
- 1089
- 01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:01,987
- You're fuckin' handsome.
- 1090
- 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:03,923
- You're rich.
- 1091
- 01:01:03,925 --> 01:01:07,059
- You're on your way to becoming some
- fuckin' big artist or whatever.
- 1092
- 01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:10,162
- And what am I? I'm just some
- fuckin' poor, ugly piece of shit
- 1093
- 01:01:10,164 --> 01:01:12,099
- on his way
- to an early grave.
- 1094
- 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,434
- And here I was gonna
- help you out of a jam
- 1095
- 01:01:14,436 --> 01:01:16,836
- so you wouldn't have to go running
- back to Mommy and Daddy again.
- 1096
- 01:01:16,838 --> 01:01:18,472
- - Please, tell me how you were gonna help me.
- - How?
- 1097
- 01:01:18,474 --> 01:01:20,474
- - I would love that.
- - How? I happen to have a friend
- 1098
- 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:22,342
- who lives not too far
- from here named François.
- 1099
- 01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:25,244
- I snap my fucking fingers
- and he'll show up here,
- 1100
- 01:01:25,246 --> 01:01:27,246
- - and he'll do whatever it takes to get you to LA.
- - Oh.
- 1101
- 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:30,050
- Pretty soon, you'll be in art
- school all safe and sound,
- 1102
- 01:01:30,052 --> 01:01:32,318
- - while I'll be on the road fuckin' dying in a ditch.
- - Good luck with that.
- 1103
- 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,521
- I'm gonna take the bus.
- Have fun.
- 1104
- 01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:35,988
- Joke's on you, asshole.
- 1105
- 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:37,326
- There's no bus station
- in this town.
- 1106
- 01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,068
- Fuck!
- 1107
- 01:01:47,135 --> 01:01:48,467
- Fine!
- 1108
- 01:01:48,469 --> 01:01:50,936
- Call Francis or whatever
- the fuck his name is.
- 1109
- 01:01:50,938 --> 01:01:52,171
- His name's François.
- 1110
- 01:01:52,173 --> 01:01:53,539
- I don't give a fuck.
- 1111
- 01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,275
- Okay, cool, I just...
- I need your phone.
- 1112
- 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,376
- What?
- 1113
- 01:01:57,378 --> 01:01:58,945
- I need your phone
- to make the call.
- 1114
- 01:01:58,947 --> 01:02:00,750
- I don't have a phone.
- 1115
- 01:02:11,393 --> 01:02:12,961
- What's your code?
- 1116
- 01:02:14,195 --> 01:02:15,961
- Couple things
- about François.
- 1117
- 01:02:15,963 --> 01:02:18,231
- - What?
- - One,
- 1118
- 01:02:18,233 --> 01:02:21,001
- don't call him
- Francis or Frank
- 1119
- 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:22,401
- or any shit
- like that, okay?
- 1120
- 01:02:22,403 --> 01:02:24,204
- He doesn't like it.
- 1121
- 01:02:24,206 --> 01:02:26,072
- Number two,
- 1122
- 01:02:26,074 --> 01:02:29,441
- guy thinks he's some sort of fuckin'
- hard-core badass or whatever.
- 1123
- 01:02:29,443 --> 01:02:30,577
- He's not.
- 1124
- 01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:32,144
- He's a fuckin' pussy,
- 1125
- 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:34,246
- so don't listen to anything
- he says, okay?
- 1126
- 01:02:34,248 --> 01:02:36,416
- Sounds just
- like you.
- 1127
- 01:02:36,418 --> 01:02:39,019
- You know, you're becoming
- a real fuckin' asshole.
- 1128
- 01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:40,490
- Well, I'm learning
- from the best.
- 1129
- 01:02:43,891 --> 01:02:45,458
- - Minivan?
- - Yep.
- 1130
- 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,526
- All right.
- 1131
- 01:02:47,528 --> 01:02:52,068
- So, just as soon
- as I have you sign here...
- 1132
- 01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:56,869
- And here.
- Yep.
- 1133
- 01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:59,442
- I can go ahead and take that
- car off your hands for ya.
- 1134
- 01:03:01,543 --> 01:03:03,112
- All right.
- 1135
- 01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:06,412
- All right.
- 1136
- 01:03:06,414 --> 01:03:08,416
- Pleasure doing business
- with ya.
- 1137
- 01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,327
- Really need all that?
- 1138
- 01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:23,162
- I mean, I can't just
- leave it all.
- 1139
- 01:03:23,164 --> 01:03:24,331
- Right?
- 1140
- 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,835
- Whatever, man.
- 1141
- 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:33,409
- Is that him?
- 1142
- 01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:35,278
- What the hell?
- 1143
- 01:03:38,614 --> 01:03:42,182
- Oh, I guess some things
- just never change, huh?
- 1144
- 01:03:42,184 --> 01:03:43,650
- François?
- 1145
- 01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:45,320
- It's good to see ya, man.
- 1146
- 01:03:47,456 --> 01:03:49,858
- - What are you wearing?
- - Clothes.
- 1147
- 01:03:50,525 --> 01:03:52,092
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1148
- 01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,360
- - You must be Nat.
- - Yes.
- 1149
- 01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:54,494
- Yeah.
- 1150
- 01:03:54,496 --> 01:03:56,362
- Heard a lot of
- great stuff about you.
- 1151
- 01:03:56,364 --> 01:03:58,298
- Oh.
- Good things, I hope.
- 1152
- 01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,900
- - Good things, yeah.
- - Great.
- 1153
- 01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:01,601
- Um, by the way, thank you
- so much for doing this.
- 1154
- 01:04:01,603 --> 01:04:04,336
- No, problemo.
- De nada.
- 1155
- 01:04:04,338 --> 01:04:07,039
- - That's a nice camera. What is that?
- - Uh, Pentax K1000.
- 1156
- 01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:08,474
- - K1000?
- - Yeah.
- 1157
- 01:04:08,476 --> 01:04:10,943
- - Where'd you get that?
- - Oh, my grandfather gave it to me.
- 1158
- 01:04:10,945 --> 01:04:12,646
- Whoa!
- What the fuck, dude?
- 1159
- 01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:14,481
- Yeah. That's Jacqueline.
- Watch your mouth, brother.
- 1160
- 01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:17,416
- Yeah, miracle of life.
- 1161
- 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:19,418
- Pretty cool, right? Let's
- get the party started here.
- 1162
- 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,121
- Get your shit in the back.
- 1163
- 01:04:21,123 --> 01:04:23,356
- Since when do you
- drive a Prius?
- 1164
- 01:04:23,358 --> 01:04:25,691
- Since the Earth
- began to die.
- 1165
- 01:04:25,693 --> 01:04:28,994
- What happened to the GTO, man?
- 1166
- 01:04:28,996 --> 01:04:31,466
- I get 45 miles per
- gallon in the city in this thing.
- 1167
- 01:04:37,472 --> 01:04:39,104
- Buckle up, dude.
- 1168
- 01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:40,673
- What?
- 1169
- 01:04:40,675 --> 01:04:42,378
- There's a kid
- in the car.
- 1170
- 01:05:01,963 --> 01:05:04,967
- So Richard, uh, you've
- been unusually quiet.
- 1171
- 01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:09,105
- What the fuck
- happened to you, man?
- 1172
- 01:05:10,739 --> 01:05:13,106
- This guy basically taught me
- everything I know.
- 1173
- 01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:16,108
- Literally, I wouldn't even be able to wipe
- my own ass if it wasn't for this guy.
- 1174
- 01:05:16,110 --> 01:05:18,311
- You don't know how to wipe
- your own ass, you dumb shit.
- 1175
- 01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:20,313
- Well, that is
- kind of true.
- 1176
- 01:05:20,315 --> 01:05:22,315
- But seriously,
- what happened?
- 1177
- 01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:25,117
- Hey, life goes on.
- People change, man.
- 1178
- 01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:27,022
- You're looking at
- the new me.
- 1179
- 01:05:33,628 --> 01:05:35,427
- Hey, Nat, will
- you hand me my backpack?
- 1180
- 01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:36,965
- Uh, yeah, sure.
- 1181
- 01:05:50,344 --> 01:05:52,211
- What the fu... Hey,
- have you seen my knife?
- 1182
- 01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:54,179
- Your knife?
- 1183
- 01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:56,182
- Yeah, my knife.
- 1184
- 01:05:56,184 --> 01:05:57,650
- My fuckin' dad
- gave me that knife.
- 1185
- 01:05:57,652 --> 01:06:00,119
- It's the only thing I have from him.
- It's not here.
- 1186
- 01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:03,023
- Um, no. No, no, no, no. I
- haven't seen your knife.
- 1187
- 01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:04,293
- Your knife, no.
- 1188
- 01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:07,193
- That's weird.
- 1189
- 01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:09,496
- Yeah, weird.
- 1190
- 01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:12,434
- When's the last time
- you were in Albuquerque, Richard?
- 1191
- 01:06:13,702 --> 01:06:16,168
- You're too good for us now.
- 1192
- 01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:19,139
- More like, Albuquerque's
- too good for me.
- 1193
- 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:23,342
- Hey man, again, I just wanna
- say thank you so much for this.
- 1194
- 01:06:23,344 --> 01:06:25,077
- I really,
- really appreciate it.
- 1195
- 01:06:25,079 --> 01:06:27,146
- Yeah. Hey, it's Richard
- we're talking about, right?
- 1196
- 01:06:27,148 --> 01:06:29,351
- I can't tell you how many times
- this guy's gotten me out of a jam.
- 1197
- 01:06:31,452 --> 01:06:32,554
- Uh...
- 1198
- 01:06:34,389 --> 01:06:38,057
- the sign says
- straight for Albuquerque.
- 1199
- 01:06:38,059 --> 01:06:40,827
- - Huh?
- - The sign back there, it said straight for Albuquerque.
- 1200
- 01:06:40,829 --> 01:06:42,131
- No.
- 1201
- 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,130
- We're, uh,
- taking a shortcut.
- 1202
- 01:06:45,132 --> 01:06:46,532
- We're gonna go around
- the traffic.
- 1203
- 01:06:46,534 --> 01:06:47,769
- Oh. Okay.
- 1204
- 01:06:51,773 --> 01:06:53,572
- Everybody's got Chlamydia.
- 1205
- 01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:56,242
- - Fuckin' everybody's got Chlamydia.
- - Yeah.
- 1206
- 01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:58,244
- I'm talking to François
- about it, and he goes...
- 1207
- 01:06:58,246 --> 01:07:00,280
- - Dude, I can't believe you're bringing this up.
- - "My bad."
- 1208
- 01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:02,115
- - You remember that?
- - Yeah. I do, I do.
- 1209
- 01:07:02,117 --> 01:07:03,816
- 'Cause he was the one
- who had it.
- 1210
- 01:07:03,818 --> 01:07:06,119
- He gave everybody
- the same Chlamydia.
- 1211
- 01:07:06,121 --> 01:07:08,354
- Anybody else need to piss?
- 1212
- 01:07:08,356 --> 01:07:10,690
- Oh, man, we had some good
- fuckin' times together, man.
- 1213
- 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:13,092
- - Oh, shit, we sure did.
- - Oh, shit.
- 1214
- 01:07:13,094 --> 01:07:15,360
- - Get out of the car.
- - Holy shit. What are you doing?
- 1215
- 01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:17,563
- - Oh, fuck.
- - Get out of the car. Get the fuck out of the car.
- 1216
- 01:07:17,565 --> 01:07:20,333
- - Go stand over there.
- - Fuck me.
- 1217
- 01:07:20,335 --> 01:07:22,534
- How did I not
- see this coming?
- 1218
- 01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:24,539
- You, give me your shit.
- 1219
- 01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:27,574
- - What?
- - Your shit.
- 1220
- 01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,842
- I want your wallet, I want your phone,
- and I want that sweet-ass camera.
- 1221
- 01:07:29,844 --> 01:07:32,144
- Put it on the seat
- right now.
- 1222
- 01:07:32,146 --> 01:07:34,179
- Hey, ándale.
- Let's go.
- 1223
- 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:35,384
- Come on.
- 1224
- 01:07:37,885 --> 01:07:40,353
- If you want my shit, you're
- gonna have to come get it.
- 1225
- 01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:42,322
- What shit do you have?
- You don't have any shit.
- 1226
- 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:43,822
- That's not how friends
- treat each other.
- 1227
- 01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:46,258
- I just told that great story
- about how you gave me Chlamydia.
- 1228
- 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,726
- That doesn't
- make us friends.
- 1229
- 01:07:47,728 --> 01:07:49,695
- The only reason I'm here is
- 'cause you said
- 1230
- 01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:52,164
- you're with a little rich kid
- with a wad of cash.
- 1231
- 01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:54,733
- Now look, you're not gonna say
- anything about this to anybody
- 1232
- 01:07:54,735 --> 01:08:00,173
- because if you do, I'm gonna take a
- little fuckin' visit to Enfield Lane,
- 1233
- 01:08:00,175 --> 01:08:02,876
- and I'm gonna curb-stomp
- your fuckin' mom and dad.
- 1234
- 01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,878
- Shh. I know, honey.
- 1235
- 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,746
- It's okay.
- 1236
- 01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:09,249
- I will kick your mother
- the fuck over, dude.
- 1237
- 01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:10,816
- Is that what you want?
- 1238
- 01:08:10,818 --> 01:08:13,418
- So you go ahead,
- you call the cops.
- 1239
- 01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,190
- I'll take it out in pain.
- 1240
- 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:18,226
- Adios, motherfuckers.
- 1241
- 01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,879
- I am so sorry.
- 1242
- 01:08:39,881 --> 01:08:41,851
- - If I had any...
- - I'm done.
- 1243
- 01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:50,326
- Hang on, Nat.
- 1244
- 01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:57,166
- This is my fault, like,
- almost all of it.
- 1245
- 01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:00,469
- Where are you going?
- 1246
- 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:03,506
- Nat, hang on.
- 1247
- 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:10,345
- Yeah, that's right. You-You
- lead the way, I'll follow you.
- 1248
- 01:09:13,648 --> 01:09:16,348
- Nat, I fucked up.
- 1249
- 01:09:16,350 --> 01:09:17,683
- Shut up, Richard.
- 1250
- 01:09:17,685 --> 01:09:19,885
- Okay. Good. You're
- talking to me again?
- 1251
- 01:09:19,887 --> 01:09:22,688
- Oh, thank God. This has been the
- longest three hours of my life.
- 1252
- 01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:24,691
- - Oh, my God.
- - You know, if I had my knife,
- 1253
- 01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:26,526
- I totally could've stabbed
- that asshole.
- 1254
- 01:09:26,528 --> 01:09:28,494
- I threw your knife
- out the window!
- 1255
- 01:09:28,496 --> 01:09:29,728
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 1256
- 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:32,799
- So fuck you
- and fuck your knife.
- 1257
- 01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:34,334
- Oh. Well,
- I guess we're even, now.
- 1258
- 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,835
- - Richard.
- - Huh?
- 1259
- 01:09:35,837 --> 01:09:37,402
- - Shut up.
- - Oh.
- 1260
- 01:09:37,404 --> 01:09:38,870
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1261
- 01:09:38,872 --> 01:09:41,340
- You got it.
- 1262
- 01:09:52,587 --> 01:09:55,888
- I think I figured
- the whole Nina thing out.
- 1263
- 01:09:55,890 --> 01:09:58,657
- I think the mistake I made
- was I-I came on too strong.
- 1264
- 01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:02,394
- I just...
- I fall in love too quick.
- 1265
- 01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:04,500
- You know, that's like...
- that's my cross to bear.
- 1266
- 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,606
- Hey.
- 1267
- 01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:15,508
- Hey, little guy.
- 1268
- 01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:17,376
- You still mad at me?
- 1269
- 01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:18,413
- Shut up.
- 1270
- 01:10:21,716 --> 01:10:23,816
- You hear that?
- 1271
- 01:10:23,818 --> 01:10:24,820
- Hey!
- 1272
- 01:10:26,421 --> 01:10:27,954
- Hey, hey!
- 1273
- 01:10:27,956 --> 01:10:29,557
- Hey!
- 1274
- 01:10:31,659 --> 01:10:32,827
- Huh.
- 1275
- 01:10:40,635 --> 01:10:42,701
- - Hi.
- - Hey.
- 1276
- 01:10:42,703 --> 01:10:44,670
- Thank you so much
- for stopping.
- 1277
- 01:10:44,672 --> 01:10:46,973
- What the heck
- are you doing out here?
- 1278
- 01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,641
- Uh, it's a long story.
- 1279
- 01:10:48,643 --> 01:10:50,610
- Uh, do you mind
- giving us a lift?
- 1280
- 01:10:50,612 --> 01:10:53,012
- Well, I'm going as far as Silver City.
- You wanna go there?
- 1281
- 01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:54,880
- Uh, yeah, that'd be great.
- Please.
- 1282
- 01:10:54,882 --> 01:10:56,715
- Okay, guys. Hop on in. Come on.
- 1283
- 01:10:56,717 --> 01:10:58,487
- Okay. Great.
- Thank you.
- 1284
- 01:11:01,488 --> 01:11:03,889
- Here we go.
- 1285
- 01:11:03,891 --> 01:11:06,759
- I've been up in Gila
- for the last few days.
- 1286
- 01:11:06,761 --> 01:11:08,760
- I volunteer
- with the Park Service.
- 1287
- 01:11:08,762 --> 01:11:10,562
- - Cool.
- - Yeah, cool.
- 1288
- 01:11:10,564 --> 01:11:12,031
- - It is cool.
- - It's cold. It's freezing.
- 1289
- 01:11:12,033 --> 01:11:13,766
- Here, take this sweatshirt.
- 1290
- 01:11:13,768 --> 01:11:15,000
- - Here, put it on.
- - Are you sure?
- 1291
- 01:11:15,002 --> 01:11:16,568
- Yeah, sure I'm sure.
- 1292
- 01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:17,872
- Thank you.
- 1293
- 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,807
- What's going on
- with you guys?
- 1294
- 01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:23,543
- What're you doing out
- on the road like that?
- 1295
- 01:11:23,545 --> 01:11:26,379
- - Uh, we just got robbed and were stranded up here.
- - What?
- 1296
- 01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:28,513
- - What, you got robbed?
- - Yeah.
- 1297
- 01:11:28,515 --> 01:11:31,416
- - Oh, my God.
- - Friend of mine, who was supposed to be giving us a ride...
- 1298
- 01:11:31,418 --> 01:11:32,884
- - A friend!
- - Well.
- 1299
- 01:11:32,886 --> 01:11:35,955
- Some friend.
- 1300
- 01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:38,691
- - Yeah.
- - Jesus Christ.
- 1301
- 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,660
- Well, you're
- lucky it's January.
- 1302
- 01:11:40,662 --> 01:11:43,562
- It could've been worse.
- The bears are all napping.
- 1303
- 01:11:43,564 --> 01:11:46,866
- God, I remember three
- summers ago I was out here,
- 1304
- 01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:49,369
- was on an expedition
- with a bunch of botanists.
- 1305
- 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:53,138
- They were out collecting a bunch
- of samples out in the field
- 1306
- 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,874
- and I was back at camp.
- 1307
- 01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:56,776
- And I thought
- I'd make some...
- 1308
- 01:11:56,778 --> 01:11:58,910
- some vegetable soup
- for everybody.
- 1309
- 01:11:58,912 --> 01:12:03,116
- So I was peeling potatoes
- and I hear this...
- 1310
- 01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:10,156
- What's that?
- 1311
- 01:12:10,158 --> 01:12:12,558
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
- "What's that?"
- 1312
- 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,861
- And I look up,
- 1313
- 01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:17,796
- and there's
- a little cub.
- 1314
- 01:12:17,798 --> 01:12:20,098
- And there's another
- little cub.
- 1315
- 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,802
- And behind the two
- cubs is Mommy.
- 1316
- 01:12:22,804 --> 01:12:23,870
- - Oh.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1317
- 01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:26,805
- Yeah. And she was
- not happy.
- 1318
- 01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:29,875
- And she was not asking me for soup.
- 1319
- 01:12:29,877 --> 01:12:32,544
- And I remembered, you know,
- you're supposed to, like,
- 1320
- 01:12:32,546 --> 01:12:34,781
- get real full of
- yourself, you know?
- 1321
- 01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:38,084
- You're supposed to, like, you know,
- be big, try to be as big as they are.
- 1322
- 01:12:38,086 --> 01:12:40,585
- Well I'm 5'4", you know.
- So that's not gonna happen.
- 1323
- 01:12:40,587 --> 01:12:45,157
- But I just got so full of
- adrenaline and fear
- 1324
- 01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:47,759
- that I just
- started yelling at her.
- 1325
- 01:12:47,761 --> 01:12:51,964
- And I said, "Get the fuck out of
- my campground, you crazy bitch!"
- 1326
- 01:12:51,966 --> 01:12:56,501
- And... And I started
- throwing my potatoes at her.
- 1327
- 01:12:56,503 --> 01:12:58,603
- And I startled her.
- She just...
- 1328
- 01:12:58,605 --> 01:13:01,040
- I didn't know what was gonna
- happen, and all of a sudden...
- 1329
- 01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:03,108
- Oh, thank you Jesus...
- she ran!
- 1330
- 01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:05,710
- She ran.
- Her cubs ran.
- 1331
- 01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,848
- And I just kept throwing. I was just
- picking up carrots and potatoes
- 1332
- 01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:11,217
- and everything,
- and I just went crazy.
- 1333
- 01:13:11,219 --> 01:13:14,553
- And... And then
- they were gone.
- 1334
- 01:13:14,555 --> 01:13:16,455
- - And...
- - That's amazing.
- 1335
- 01:13:16,457 --> 01:13:17,924
- And it was...
- 1336
- 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:19,759
- It was such a great
- feeling, you know?
- 1337
- 01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:22,160
- It was like... It was like...
- It was like, you know...
- 1338
- 01:13:22,162 --> 01:13:24,897
- Those times when you just feel
- like a penny waiting for a change
- 1339
- 01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:27,599
- and then all of a sudden,
- the cash box is full.
- 1340
- 01:13:27,601 --> 01:13:30,469
- Yeah.
- It was all right.
- 1341
- 01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:34,005
- You know, those botanists came
- back and I-I told them that story.
- 1342
- 01:13:35,777 --> 01:13:38,643
- Well, somebody else was Big
- Man On Campus that night.
- 1343
- 01:13:38,645 --> 01:13:41,947
- I can tell you that. That was the truth, yeah.
- 1344
- 01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:44,884
- - Yeah.
- - Somewhere that bear's telling the story
- 1345
- 01:13:44,886 --> 01:13:49,625
- - about the crazy lady with vegetables.
- - Yeah.
- 1346
- 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,817
- Hey, Nat?
- 1347
- 01:14:17,819 --> 01:14:19,986
- Nat.
- Wake up, buddy.
- 1348
- 01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:21,620
- Okay.
- 1349
- 01:14:21,622 --> 01:14:25,892
- I think you should report
- what happened to the police.
- 1350
- 01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:28,027
- - Um...
- - Okay?
- 1351
- 01:14:28,029 --> 01:14:29,661
- - Thank you. Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1352
- 01:14:29,663 --> 01:14:31,731
- - Um, thank you very much.
- - You bet.
- 1353
- 01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:33,566
- - For everything. Really.
- - You bet. No problem.
- 1354
- 01:14:33,568 --> 01:14:35,735
- Hey.
- Hold on a second.
- 1355
- 01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,239
- Hold on a second.
- 1356
- 01:14:44,712 --> 01:14:46,711
- You guys need this
- more than I do.
- 1357
- 01:14:48,949 --> 01:14:50,950
- - Thank you.
- - Sure.
- 1358
- 01:14:50,952 --> 01:14:52,684
- - Really, thank you.
- - It's okay. Yeah.
- 1359
- 01:14:52,686 --> 01:14:55,888
- You just... You go on in there
- and just tell 'em everything,
- 1360
- 01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:57,255
- and they'll
- take care of ya.
- 1361
- 01:14:57,257 --> 01:14:58,991
- I've known these guys
- for years. They're great.
- 1362
- 01:14:58,993 --> 01:15:00,293
- - Okay, cool. Thank you.
- - Okay.
- 1363
- 01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:02,894
- Hey, Richard? Good
- luck to ya, buddy.
- 1364
- 01:15:02,896 --> 01:15:04,099
- Thanks for everything,
- Dotty.
- 1365
- 01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:18,145
- Well...
- I guess this is it.
- 1366
- 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,786
- I don't know about you,
- but I'm starving.
- 1367
- 01:15:27,788 --> 01:15:29,023
- Wait. What?
- 1368
- 01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:39,100
- This is seriously, like,
- the best food I've ever eaten.
- 1369
- 01:15:40,268 --> 01:15:42,034
- You've changed, man.
- 1370
- 01:15:42,036 --> 01:15:44,336
- You're no longer like the baby Nat
- that I met a couple days ago.
- 1371
- 01:15:44,338 --> 01:15:47,272
- You're like,
- real hard-core now.
- 1372
- 01:15:47,274 --> 01:15:50,875
- - Being held at gunpoint will do that to you.
- - It's true.
- 1373
- 01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:53,278
- Hey, so when you
- go to the cops,
- 1374
- 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,813
- probably gonna
- hang out here.
- 1375
- 01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:56,781
- Me and the police, we don't
- really mix very well.
- 1376
- 01:15:56,783 --> 01:16:00,288
- I'm not going to the station.
- Hitching a ride to Albuquerque.
- 1377
- 01:16:01,689 --> 01:16:03,222
- To Albuquerque?
- 1378
- 01:16:03,224 --> 01:16:04,857
- François.
- 1379
- 01:16:04,859 --> 01:16:07,293
- - You ready to see how it's done?
- - By all means, please.
- 1380
- 01:16:07,295 --> 01:16:09,160
- - You ready to see the master in action?
- - I would love to.
- 1381
- 01:16:09,162 --> 01:16:10,862
- Show me how it's done please, bud.
- 1382
- 01:16:10,864 --> 01:16:12,031
- Here we go.
- 1383
- 01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:14,333
- We're about to go
- to Albuquerque.
- 1384
- 01:16:14,335 --> 01:16:16,768
- Ten bucks says
- I get the first car.
- 1385
- 01:16:16,770 --> 01:16:18,103
- - You guys need a ride?
- - Yeah.
- 1386
- 01:16:18,105 --> 01:16:20,071
- - Yeah, we would love one.
- - Yeah, come on. Why?
- 1387
- 01:16:20,073 --> 01:16:21,906
- Yeah, are you
- going to Albuquerque?
- 1388
- 01:16:21,908 --> 01:16:23,742
- Real sorry, dude. She's freakin' out.
- I don't know.
- 1389
- 01:16:23,744 --> 01:16:25,777
- Fuck you!
- 1390
- 01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:27,146
- That was weird.
- 1391
- 01:16:27,148 --> 01:16:29,382
- Fuck, man.
- 1392
- 01:16:29,384 --> 01:16:31,349
- Ah, actually that
- happens to me all the time.
- 1393
- 01:16:31,351 --> 01:16:33,352
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1394
- 01:16:33,354 --> 01:16:35,987
- You get out here and try it. Maybe your
- pretty face will change the equation.
- 1395
- 01:16:35,989 --> 01:16:37,956
- Sure. Should I...
- So it's blowin' on the thumb?
- 1396
- 01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,826
- - Oh, just get out there, you little shit.
- - That's... Just blow on it?
- 1397
- 01:16:40,828 --> 01:16:41,960
- - Yeah.
- - Like that?
- 1398
- 01:16:41,962 --> 01:16:43,294
- - Shut up.
- - Do I shake it?
- 1399
- 01:16:43,296 --> 01:16:45,296
- - Do I go rad?
- - You know what? Don't get cocky, okay?
- 1400
- 01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:47,700
- Oh.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- 1401
- 01:16:47,702 --> 01:16:48,867
- - I think I got one.
- - What?
- 1402
- 01:16:48,869 --> 01:16:50,402
- - No!
- - Yes!
- 1403
- 01:16:50,404 --> 01:16:53,272
- Are you kidding?
- 1404
- 01:16:53,274 --> 01:16:54,973
- - Amazing!
- - That's not how it works.
- 1405
- 01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,776
- I want you to know that.
- 1406
- 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,144
- - You just got lucky. That's beginner's luck.
- - No.
- 1407
- 01:16:59,146 --> 01:17:01,046
- Hi. Uh, we're headed
- towards Albuquerque.
- 1408
- 01:17:01,048 --> 01:17:03,081
- - Do you mind if you take us?
- - Get in the back.
- 1409
- 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:05,386
- - Get in the back.
- - I got the car.
- 1410
- 01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:12,761
- Right up here is fine.
- 1411
- 01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:18,763
- - Thank you so much, Gary.
- - All right, man.
- 1412
- 01:17:18,765 --> 01:17:21,702
- - Good luck with getting your kids back.
- - Thank you very much.
- 1413
- 01:17:23,970 --> 01:17:25,204
- Okay, listen.
- 1414
- 01:17:25,206 --> 01:17:27,106
- I don't know what you think
- you're doing, okay,
- 1415
- 01:17:27,108 --> 01:17:30,742
- but this isn't your exact world,
- okay, crime and so forth.
- 1416
- 01:17:30,744 --> 01:17:33,745
- So you don't just go barging into some
- guy's house who robbed you at gunpoint.
- 1417
- 01:17:33,747 --> 01:17:34,946
- - I think that's the car.
- - Wait. No.
- 1418
- 01:17:34,948 --> 01:17:36,482
- It may be,
- but it doesn't matter.
- 1419
- 01:17:36,484 --> 01:17:38,217
- Are you listening to me?
- 1420
- 01:17:38,219 --> 01:17:40,052
- You... Nat.
- 1421
- 01:17:40,054 --> 01:17:41,887
- - Nat!
- - Shut up, Richard. Come on.
- 1422
- 01:17:41,889 --> 01:17:44,889
- - You can't sneak around in the middle of broad daylight.
- - Shh!
- 1423
- 01:17:44,891 --> 01:17:46,826
- Walk like
- a normal person.
- 1424
- 01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,027
- You look ridi...
- Oh, my God.
- 1425
- 01:17:49,029 --> 01:17:50,331
- You're gonna
- get us arrested.
- 1426
- 01:17:57,171 --> 01:17:59,007
- My wallet and stuff
- are in the back.
- 1427
- 01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:02,340
- Shit.
- It's locked.
- 1428
- 01:18:02,342 --> 01:18:04,943
- What are you doing?
- No, no, no, no, no!
- 1429
- 01:18:04,945 --> 01:18:07,448
- Come back.
- No, don't.
- 1430
- 01:18:13,386 --> 01:18:15,053
- - God! Fuck!
- - Shh!
- 1431
- 01:18:15,055 --> 01:18:17,889
- Goddamn it. That cactus got
- me right in the fuckin' dick.
- 1432
- 01:18:17,891 --> 01:18:20,259
- - His keys are right by the front door.
- - God. Fuck.
- 1433
- 01:18:20,261 --> 01:18:22,827
- God.
- 1434
- 01:18:22,829 --> 01:18:25,097
- - Door's locked.
- - Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go.
- 1435
- 01:18:25,099 --> 01:18:26,397
- Yeah. Let's go
- through the back.
- 1436
- 01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:28,400
- No. We're not
- going through the back.
- 1437
- 01:18:28,402 --> 01:18:30,535
- You don't go in the back door
- of someone's house
- 1438
- 01:18:30,537 --> 01:18:34,874
- who you know has a gun,
- and is also inside the house.
- 1439
- 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:38,843
- You are doing this wrong. It's not like
- the back door is gonna be open anyway.
- 1440
- 01:18:38,845 --> 01:18:39,747
- Oh, goddamn it!
- 1441
- 01:19:15,949 --> 01:19:19,951
- When Turner gives
- the order, cease fire.
- 1442
- 01:19:19,953 --> 01:19:21,853
- I'm gonna get his keys.
- Cover me. Okay?
- 1443
- 01:19:21,855 --> 01:19:23,125
- Okay.
- 1444
- 01:19:25,025 --> 01:19:26,525
- You wait for a sign.
- 1445
- 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:52,154
- Go.
- 1446
- 01:19:59,393 --> 01:20:01,863
- Mommy.
- 1447
- 01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,620
- - Hang on.
- - What?
- 1448
- 01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:29,925
- I'm gonna take a shit
- on this guy's front step.
- 1449
- 01:20:31,559 --> 01:20:33,295
- No one fucks
- with my friends.
- 1450
- 01:20:35,095 --> 01:20:37,095
- Hurry up.
- 1451
- 01:20:37,097 --> 01:20:38,930
- - Richard.
- - Oh!
- 1452
- 01:20:38,932 --> 01:20:40,299
- Taking a shit
- on my steps?
- 1453
- 01:20:40,301 --> 01:20:42,367
- Monica, get the gun.
- 1454
- 01:20:42,369 --> 01:20:44,035
- Oh, God.
- 1455
- 01:20:44,037 --> 01:20:46,405
- You little bitch-ass
- piece of shit!
- 1456
- 01:20:46,407 --> 01:20:48,907
- - François, I can't hear you.
- - I said, get the gun!
- 1457
- 01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:51,610
- Don't yell. You'll wake up the ba...
- Oh, you woke the baby.
- 1458
- 01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:53,646
- - So, feed her!
- - Father of the Fuckin' Year.
- 1459
- 01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:55,915
- - Is that Richard?
- - Hi, Monica.
- 1460
- 01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,049
- Cool, guys.
- Awesome.
- 1461
- 01:21:02,122 --> 01:21:03,923
- You think you're so hard,
- don't you?
- 1462
- 01:21:03,925 --> 01:21:05,360
- You don't know hard.
- 1463
- 01:21:07,161 --> 01:21:08,693
- You pussy little bitch.
- 1464
- 01:21:08,695 --> 01:21:10,195
- - Richard!
- - Piece of shit.
- 1465
- 01:21:10,197 --> 01:21:12,263
- You don't know.
- 1466
- 01:21:12,265 --> 01:21:14,532
- You're a fuckin' joke,
- Richard.
- 1467
- 01:21:14,534 --> 01:21:17,204
- You always have been.
- And you always will be.
- 1468
- 01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:24,977
- Come on.
- 1469
- 01:21:24,979 --> 01:21:26,344
- I'll drive.
- 1470
- 01:21:26,346 --> 01:21:27,545
- - What?
- - I'll drive!
- 1471
- 01:21:27,547 --> 01:21:28,617
- Okay.
- 1472
- 01:21:35,055 --> 01:21:36,655
- He's not getting up.
- 1473
- 01:21:36,657 --> 01:21:38,123
- - Hurry up!
- - I'm hurrying.
- 1474
- 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,095
- It's a fuckin' Prius,
- dickhead.
- 1475
- 01:21:41,729 --> 01:21:45,664
- Thank you, man. Thank you for
- helping me out. That was huge.
- 1476
- 01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:48,267
- - Do you think I hurt him?
- - Fuck, yeah, you hurt him. Are you kidding?
- 1477
- 01:21:48,269 --> 01:21:50,001
- - You probably fuckin' killed him.
- - What?
- 1478
- 01:21:50,003 --> 01:21:52,036
- I'm kidding with you.
- Dude, I'm fucking with you.
- 1479
- 01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:53,705
- - You definitely did not kill him.
- - Okay.
- 1480
- 01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:55,708
- At best, he's gonna need
- some stitches, okay.
- 1481
- 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:59,311
- Which he fucking deserves
- for coming at us like that.
- 1482
- 01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:02,180
- Whoo! Classic François, though.
- 1483
- 01:22:02,182 --> 01:22:05,183
- I'm glad to know
- he's still in the game.
- 1484
- 01:22:05,185 --> 01:22:07,186
- Geez.
- 1485
- 01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:08,519
- Look good?
- 1486
- 01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:09,754
- - It's great.
- - Okay, good.
- 1487
- 01:22:09,756 --> 01:22:11,322
- - It's good, it's good.
- - All right.
- 1488
- 01:22:11,324 --> 01:22:13,525
- - Oh.
- - Fuck, yeah. We did it, man.
- 1489
- 01:22:13,527 --> 01:22:15,527
- - We fuckin' did it.
- - Oh, my God, your head's bleeding.
- 1490
- 01:22:15,529 --> 01:22:17,196
- - Are you okay?
- - What?
- 1491
- 01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:19,197
- Oh, look at that.
- Yeah.
- 1492
- 01:22:19,199 --> 01:22:21,767
- Oh, he fuckin' got me.
- 1493
- 01:22:21,769 --> 01:22:24,268
- You know what though?
- I got to respect it.
- 1494
- 01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:26,304
- He had to come at me.
- 1495
- 01:22:26,306 --> 01:22:27,638
- Makes sense.
- 1496
- 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,342
- I mean, it's crazy.
- 1497
- 01:22:30,344 --> 01:22:32,678
- - It's crazy.
- - Nah. You know, it's not crazy.
- 1498
- 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,546
- - It's François.
- - I hit him.
- 1499
- 01:22:35,548 --> 01:22:37,516
- Dude, did you see when I did it?
- I hit him...
- 1500
- 01:22:37,518 --> 01:22:40,119
- - Oh, yeah. It was fuckin' badass, dude.
- - Oh, my God. That's amazing.
- 1501
- 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:42,588
- - I've never done anything like that before in my life.
- - That was fuckin' badass moves.
- 1502
- 01:22:42,590 --> 01:22:44,059
- - I love that.
- - Jesus Christ.
- 1503
- 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,532
- - What's happening?
- - What's happening is you're getting out.
- 1504
- 01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:56,070
- - Let's go.
- - What?
- 1505
- 01:22:57,304 --> 01:22:59,037
- Okay. Come on.
- 1506
- 01:22:59,039 --> 01:23:00,438
- We're driving a stolen car.
- 1507
- 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:02,808
- You just assaulted somebody.
- We gotta get you outta here.
- 1508
- 01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:04,543
- What about you?
- 1509
- 01:23:04,545 --> 01:23:06,178
- What about me?
- Who cares?
- 1510
- 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:07,649
- Just take your stuff and go.
- 1511
- 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:17,522
- That's it?
- That's all you're taking?
- 1512
- 01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:20,358
- Yeah. All this shit
- doesn't seem important anymore.
- 1513
- 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,727
- You're welcome to keep whatever you
- want and throw away whatever you don't.
- 1514
- 01:23:22,729 --> 01:23:24,498
- All right.
- Whatever.
- 1515
- 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:29,668
- This is our third time
- saying good-bye.
- 1516
- 01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:32,106
- Yeah, well, you know what they say.
- Third time's a charm, right?
- 1517
- 01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:38,146
- All right.
- Oh, okay.
- 1518
- 01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:41,750
- You take care of yourself, Nat.
- Okay?
- 1519
- 01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:44,750
- You too, Richard.
- 1520
- 01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,285
- You're a good kid.
- 1521
- 01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:48,219
- Thanks, man.
- 1522
- 01:23:48,221 --> 01:23:49,620
- Keep that dick dry.
- 1523
- 01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:51,156
- Yep.
- 1524
- 01:23:51,158 --> 01:23:52,694
- You too, bud.
- 1525
- 01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:01,866
- Hey, Nat.
- 1526
- 01:24:01,868 --> 01:24:03,535
- Eat shit.
- 1527
- 01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:46,740
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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