NSI Mods AMA

<cmd102> We'll be doing these one at a time for half an hour each! Kneeod's up first, then KPants, poppymoonray, and finishing with myself


<cmd102> Question from Polar_Starburst :  what's your creepiest experience, paranormal or otherwise?

<kneeod> Well, I'm pretty convinced my former friend James is a werewolf. Long story that I'm not about to type all of on my phone, but one time as teens we were hanging out with a few other people, shit got kinda weird, he ran off somewhere, we went searching for him. Shenanigans ensue. We come up on this tree, and I shit you not we hear this like, guttural growling and this whacky bone cracking noises, and this crazy fuck drops a solid 10+ feet out of the tree and books it full speed across the street
<kneeod> Fucking kookiest shit ever

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : What is your advice to new and aspiring writers?

<kneeod> READ THE FUCKING RULES, JESUS CHRIST IT IS NOT DIFFICULT. JUST READ THE RULES.
<kneeod> I apologize if my answers take a while, I'm typing from my phone.

<cmd102> Question from KPants :  Whats your most prized possession?

<kneeod> Dat ass. ;) Nah just kidding. Currently it's the claddaugh ring you gave me when we met. In August it'll be my wedding band.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What's been your favorite thing about participating in the interviews so far? Least favorite?

<kneeod> Getting all the  shiny the scenes stuff! It's neat. I enjoy the process a lot and interacting with authors and such on a more personal level is cool. Least favorite are when we get dicked around or someone can't handle simple instructions. Or somebody presumes they're cool enough to ask us for an interview.
<kneeod> Behind the scenes stuff*
<kneeod> What the shit, shiny?

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : How did you earn the title "dick king"?

<kneeod> Because Kristy commissioned the most incredible portrait of me for my birthday in which I'm parodying jesus, but with a crown of dicks. It's truly glorious.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : FMK: Any three from the NoSleep mod team

<kneeod> That's a toughie, lol.

<poppymoonray> Just kill us all, Dick King <3

<kneeod> Fuck blindfate, marry Chrissi, kill Tortilla.
<kneeod> Need me some organization in my life, yo

<cmd102> Question from baconmoontwist :  Fmk: anyone ever interviewed on NSI

<kneeod> Fuck organizing_secrets, marry Peter Lewis, kill Sam marduk

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Favorite Disney Channel Original movie?

<kneeod> Don't Look Under The Bed. But boy are there like 19 close seconds.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What breed of pupper do you think you're most similar to?

<kneeod> St. Brenard, I think.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : Where do you stand on the "pineapple pizza" debate?

<kneeod> I like it, but it's definitely not my favorite. I like pineapple in general, but it loses something baked on a pizza.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : What was your inspiration behind my favourite nosleep monster - the ass bugs?

<kneeod> I unfortunately had nothing to do with the tale of assbugs. That was a story of old from one of the first few rounds of Nosleep teams that I was not a part of. Sorry to disappoint!

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure :  What's the most reckless thing you did in your youth?

<kneeod> Went out to streets nearby my neighborhood and tossed a few molotov cocktails, I think. That or go out with a buddy of mine and drift around parking lots in the snow.
<kneeod> I was a boring teenager

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : What's your stripper name and why it Sour Chablis?

<kneeod> I'd put myself as more of a Cinnamon roll deVille, but Sour Chablis has a fine ring to it.

<cmd102> Question from blindfate : least favorite sub?

<kneeod> Nosleep, duh. Nah, probably the_donald. Or r/emojipasta. That shit is literally cancer.

<cmd102> Question KPants : What's the strangest thing you have ever put you dick in and why is it that mossy tree stump out back 3 weeks ago?

<kneeod> Look, don't knock the stump until you've tried it, okay? YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, DARLING.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Give me one solid reason we cant breed Charlie Butts and Becco's Rupert?

<kneeod> FINE. I DON'T HAVE ONE. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? IS IT?

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being never gonna happen and 10 being definitely, how likely is it that Kristy and I will convince you to let Charlie and Rupert have kittens?

<kneeod> You people are killing me. At this point I'll put it at a solid 7.46

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  I know we share a love of musicals, but I have no idea which ones you actually like. What're your top 3 faves?

<kneeod> I'm a fraud. I haven't seen many musicals at all. Rent is the top though, for sure.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone :  Who would you most like to interview in the world? Anyone.

<kneeod> Chris Pratt, or Chris Hardwick. Mostly because I feel like they'd just be fun people to hang out with for a while

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : How many dicks are in your duick crown and how many of them are flacid at any given time? Do you fluff yourself or do the dick crown fairies help out?

<kneeod> Seven, and they are rock solid and rigid at all times. My dick crown stands proud.

<KPants> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/M8Ehx4Iu/received_393457744365977.jpeg

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  Please sum up Kralexecca in 5 words or less

<kneeod> Best big gay throuple ever.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : If you have a button in front of you with a 50/50 chance of granting you one wish of your choosing with no strings attached, or horribly murdering you, do you press it?

<kneeod> Nope. I currently have too much to live for to risk that.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Which John Sakars song is your favourite?

<kneeod> I'm Feeling Ticklish, of course.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : What's the grossest thing you ever put in your mouth?

<kneeod> I licked a salt lamp in a store once, does that count? Otherwise, gross to me? Eggplant. Never again.

<cmd102> Question from imaginarygown : Where is your favorite place to get coffee and why is it Dunkin Donuts?

<kneeod> Dunkin is last resort dirty dishwater. I'll go with Cumberland farms 99c iced coffee. Or this thing called a chippi from this local café.

<cmd102> Question from baconmoontwist : Fmk: sam Marduk, Cristopher maxim, grindhorse's irc client

<kneeod> Fuck Christopher maxim, kill Sam marduk, marry Grindhorse's irc client. That seems like an easy divorce.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : How many dicks would you suck for $100?

<kneeod> Zero

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Which is worse: being a bugaboo, or being a cinnamon roll?

<kneeod> Cinnamon roll, no question.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What's the last song lyric you had stuck in your head?

<kneeod> "Don't question the mystery fish, just picture shrimp on a pillow with grits. Close your eyes, lick your lips."

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : If you could live out the life of a fictional character, which character would it be?

<kneeod> A fictional version of myself with less flaws and more money.

<cmd102> Question from Suspense : What is the most aggravating part of being a NoSleep moderator

<kneeod> YOU.
<kneeod> (I'm kidding!)

<cmd102> lol is that your answer?

<kneeod> Yes

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Without naming any names, what's the worst situation you've had with an interviewee?

<kneeod> Was very late with answers and to their own ama, just overall super unprofessional and kinda rude.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Fuck Marry Kill - Anyone in this channel not a NSI mod. Oh yeah, I went there, you slut.

<kneeod> Fuck Jesse, marry gonzobot, kill kry

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  Do you have any advice for new or aspiring Kneeods?

<kneeod> Be less awesome so I don't have to kill you as an adversary to gain your power, and thus become the most superior kneeod.

<cmd102> That's it for kneeod's portion of the AMA! We're going to take a 5 minute break, then it's KPants's turn!


<cmd102> Question from imaginarygown : What is the most rewarding thing about interviewing authors?

<KPants> Getting to know the people behind the stories/voice. Its awesome to lean about what makes them tick.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Would you rather have: domino's or that other pizza place for dinner?

<KPants> The new one. Lets be bold.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate my skills at drawing?

<KPants> About a 6. But You have only drawn a shit cow while stoned for me so...

<cmd102> Question from Polar_Starburst : what's your creepiest experience, paranormal or otherwise?

<KPants> When I was a kid, I was convinced my house was haunted. Radios would turn themselves on and off. Lights too. There were several times I heard footsteps. And I lived in a room that was converted from a dark room, so no windows. It was an experience.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Why is a raven like a writing desk?

<KPants> There are actually a few answers to this question. I dont want to presume to know the correct one. So I will just say Alice in Wonderland 4lyf.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  Who's your favorite character in Alice in Wonderland (other than Alice)?

<KPants> The Mad Hatter, of course. I feel like I can relate.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's something you've done in life that you're incredibly proud of yourself for?

<KPants> Graduating college. I hadn't accomplished much up until that point in my life, and those things I had accomplished, I manged to fuck up somehow. I can always hold onto that one though.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's the strangest thing you've encountered in a public restroom?

<KPants> It was in a dive bar in Denver. The creepiest fucking face you can imagine drawn onto the toilet. I thought that thing was going to suck my ass into the abyss.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : How do you intend to honor your Honorary Eurotrash title, granted by the Resident Eurotrash? Have you chosen a country and fake accent yet?

<KPants> I have been trying to perfect my Swedish based on what you have taught me. So far, I think the only thing I can pronounce correctly is the word for Boy Pussy.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone :  What's your favourite NoSleep story?

<KPants> To pimp a story that has been pimped a million times, The Spire in the Woods

<cmd102> Question from blindfate : why is kneeods tattoo robot for yum dicks?

<KPants> I made him get it. In his defense, he thought it meant something different. #BlindTrust

<kneeod> (THAT'S what that means!?)

<cmd102> Question from imaginarygown : What has been your favorite thing about Massachusetts so far?

<KPants> The ocean! I love it so much. I feel like I have always meant to live near the water. There is something therapeutic about it. I really love this state.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Would you ever date your mom?

<KPants> Its just like the gays, right?
<KPants> (no)

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Favorite song lyric of all time?

<KPants> Oh man. Probably the one I have engraved on your wedding band. "We will be unbreakable"

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What are your top three favorite Maynard songs?

<KPants> Pet, Blue and Conditions of My Parole (although there are SO many others)

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?

<KPants> Move my kids across the country to be with me

<cmd102> Question from Suspense : Have you ever met KShirt? And if you did, what would the meeting be like?

<KPants> I have. Tanja enjoyed that nick for a while. She is just lovely.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : How many tampons/napkins/etc have you managed to put in Alex's nose while he's asleep?

<KPants> Sadly, only about 2. I aim to get more in there over time.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : If you had to change careers, what would be your dream job? International woman of mystery? Archaeologist with whip? Librarian by day, Batgirl by night?

<KPants> Since I was little, I have always wanted to be a lawyer. (Lame, I know). But lately, I am looking for a change of pace from the legal field. So I suppose its time for a new dream.

<cmd102> Question from blindfate : who's your favorite nwa member?

<KPants> Eazy E, motherfucker

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Which character from Mean Girls do you most relate to?

<KPants> Karen. My tits can also tell when there is a 50% chance that it is already raining.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : FMK: Tom Cruise, Mila Kunis, Nicolas Cage's character from Vampire's Kiss

<KPants> Fuck Mila, Marry Nic Cage because that marriage would be full of insane surprises and kill Tom Cruise, because Scientology? Really?

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : FMK: Greg, White Josh, Trent, from crazy ex-gf

<KPants> Fuck White Josh, Marry Greg and kill Trent because he is insane and would probably try to  kill me first

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  Favorite Disney Channel Original movie?

<KPants> Zenon, girl of the 21st century

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's you 'go-to' comfort food when you're having a bad day?

<KPants> Bagels and cream cheese, un toasted. Plain.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone :  What's your favourite Mean Girls quote?

<KPants> Get in losers, we're going shopping

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Fuck Marry Kill - Anyone in this channel not a NSI mod. Oh yeah, I went there, you slut.

<KPants> Fuck you, marry Bloodygonzo because dank memes for life and kill fae because I have no idea who she is (sorry)

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Me and Becco are hanging off of a cliff, but you can only save one of us. Who do you choose?

<poppymoonray> Lol, RIP me

<KPants> Dont do this to me

<poppymoonray> I'll jump off, just pour out some grape drank at my funeral

<KPants> I would sacrifice myself to pull you both to safety

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : What would be your ideal cat, and why is it Buttsy?

<KPants> Because he is the best damn kitty ever made (aside from Rupert)

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What breed of pupper do you think you're most similar to?

<KPants> Chihuahua. I act tough sometimes but really, I am just a tiny pussy

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Please sum up Kralexecca in 5 words or less

<KPants> BEST FRIENDS 5EVER

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : How different do you think your life would be if tomatoes never existed?

<KPants> Life wouldnt be worth living

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What fruit do you empathize with most strongly? What fruit fills you with an unbridled hatred?

<KPants> I empathize with bananas. Because dicks. And papayas fill me with rage. How dare they look so delicious and be so disgusting.

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : Where do you think you would be right now if you hadn't discovered Nosleep?

<KPants> To be real for a minute. Honestly, dead. I was in a dark place when I found this community and all the people here have saved me in so many different ways. Pulled me back from some scary cliffs and have given me purpose again. I cannot be more grateful.

<cmd102> That's it for KPants! We're going to take a 5 minute break, then it's poppymoonray's turn!


<cmd102> Question from imaginarygown : What is the most rewarding thing about interviewing authors?

<poppymoonray> Honestly, letting them know their work is appreciated and valued. That they're not just contributing tons of free, amazing content for no reason, that people are curious what they have to say on a personal level, that they matter. And I've wound up befriending a lot of the people we've spoken to, which is awesome

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  FMK: /u/decomprosed, /u/LivFreeAndDie, Fulci the dog

<poppymoonray> omg why, I don't wanna kill any of them

<poppymoonray> Fuck Decomprosed, Marry Fulci, kill LivFreeandDie

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you could be any other person that's ever lived for a day, who would it be?

<poppymoonray> Oh gosh. I don't know. Can I just be multiple other people for like 10 minutes each, like a Being John Malkovich thing? If not, Andy Warhol, maybe

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Whats your most prized possession?

<poppymoonray> When my ex-husband was going through cancer, his niece gave me a little red plush dragon because she said I needed someone to help me be strong too, and dragons were the bravest animal she could think of. It's become a really strong reminder to always be compassionate and that everyone needs help at times

<cmd102> Question from Polar_Starburst : what's your creepiest experience, paranormal or otherwise?

<poppymoonray> One night as I was leaving work, a guy approached me and asked if I could spare some change for gas. It was really late, and he was clearly drunk, but I was alone and not sure what to do. I felt bad, so I gave him what I had and said, "yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change." Then he killed me for answering this question with Smash Mouth lyrics.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?

<poppymoonray> Oh god, I feel awful that I'm giving sad answers, sorry guys. When I was kicked out as a teenager, I had nothing to my name other than some clothes and books, and my friend Alison and her boyfriend (now husband) let me live with them, no questions asked. It was just instantly a given I could stay there, and that honestly means more to me than they'll ever know

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure :  If you were to start your own religion, what would be your first commandment?

<poppymoonray> We already did; it's you must always worship Hayong

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone :  What made you decide to do the interviews? What do you enjoy the most about it?

<poppymoonray> I've wanted to be a journalist since I was a kid, and I've always loved NSI, but the actual joining was pretty random. There was a thread in the OOC talking about author interviews, and I linked the sub and said I was sad it died. PianoFaustMalone and I began talking, and he was kind enough to bring me on. The rest is history. I definitely love getting to learn about people and see how they think the most.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone :  I can grant you Honorary Eurotrash status as a representative of the hive mind if you answer
these questions three - Who in here is a reptilian? What was the name of your first pet? What's your mother's maiden name?

<poppymoonray> 1. Everyone 2. A betta fish named Prince Charming 3. Gutierrez

<cmd102> Question from chaoticbad : if you could be a vegetable, which would you pick?

<poppymoonray> Broccoli! A happy little tree :D

<cmd102> Question from imaginarygown : What would we name our hippie love child?

<poppymoonray> Hahaha, we'd for sure do some weird Frank Zappa/Bob Geldof names. Umm, Moon Glow Strawberry Rainbow Kitten Earth Child <3

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  How many pairs of harem pants would you like to own one day?

<poppymoonray> Pffft, I would like my wardrobe to one day consist solely of them, if I'm lucky

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : What's YOUR favorite musical?

<poppymoonray> It's a three way tie between Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labyrinth (does that even count?), and Repo! The Genetic Opera

<cmd102> Question from KPants : If you had to choose a way to die between being scaroused by Peter Lewis shouting "WHICH WAY?!" at you and selflessly sacrificing yourself for Rupert's life, which would you choose?

<poppymoonray> Oof, that's tough. As much as I would love to be scaroused to death by the lovely Petey Pants, I'd have to say saving Rupert's life. I love her way too much, haha

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What will be your first order of business when you finally move into the Kralexecca house?

<poppymoonray> Have a real Boston Tea Party! :D And then glitter all the things

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What movie really hits you in the feels?

<poppymoonray> Like...a lot of movies, haha. I'm a cry baby. Umm. Recently, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Blue Jay. So I guess Mark Duplass movies? >___>

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : Should toilet paper unroll from the top or the bottom?

<poppymoonray> Top, anything else is blasphemy

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Will you marry me?
<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : and why is the answer no?

<poppymoonray> Of course, my darling Swedish meatball <3
<poppymoonray> Oh whoa, plot twist haha
<poppymoonray> I would for sure marry you though

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone :  Do you prefer horror movies or horror literature?

<poppymoonray> Probably horror literature. I get really anxious watching horror movies, even though I love them to pieces

<cmd102> Question from imaginarygown : What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

<poppymoonray> I'm super into Gilmore Girls, ain't no shame in my game. I'm also a sucker for boy bands and one hit wonders. And this is sooo weird, but sometimes I write tiny encouraging notes for people and leave them in public places. D:

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Favorite song lyric?

<poppymoonray> Shake my little soul for you now, toy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQYC2EfzZZw

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

<poppymoonray> ...mashed potatoes >_>

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Favorite Disney movie?

<poppymoonray> Whatever, bruh. Enough talking; let's blade

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is the one thing that has made you happiest in the last week?

<poppymoonray> Hands down, seeing you, Alex, and Peter take photos with the Becgoat at the NSP show. <3 I was so bummed I couldn't make it, and that meant the world to me to be in there in tiny adorable goat form

<cmd102> Question from Notslime : What is love?

<poppymoonray> Love is magic
<poppymoonray> Lol, I'm sorry I'm so gay

<cmd102> (the correct answer was BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE)

<poppymoonray> Don't tell me how to live my fucking life
<poppymoonray> <3

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's something you did when you were younger that you still look back on fondly?

<poppymoonray> I used to climb trees a lot and read books in them, and I don't anymore. I should start again.

<KPants> ...

<poppymoonray> ...Is it over? >_>

<KPants> no?

<cmd102> sorry, had to potty

<poppymoonray> hahaha

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure :  What cereal is best cereal?

<poppymoonray> Frosted Flakes

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Question: STOP! Answers: a)Hammer time b)In the name of love c) Drop and roll

<poppymoonray> D) Collaborate and listen

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : You've been kidnapped and are being forced to go to a concert of your choosing. But your only choices are: Creed, Nickelback, or Justin Bieber. The other two options are the supporting acts. What do you choose?

<poppymoonray> I would commit seppuku

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  FMK: Tom Jones, Rick Astley, George Michael had he not recently died

<poppymoonray> Ooh. Fuck George Michael for sure. Marry Rick Astley, since he's never gonna run around and desert me. Kill Tom Jones :( Rip sweet prince

<cmd102> Question from EtTuTortilla : FMK: EtTuTortilla, OsoBrazos, CoralRoscoe

<poppymoonray> Kill Coral, since he's an asshole and has weenie worms. Marry BearArms, as he's clearly the one with all the talent. Fuck Tortilla, but only if I can call him Tevye and sing (Be My) Skin Caboose by Electric Six to him. We'd probably have to do doggy so my 12 pound ball sack didn't get in the way though

<cmd102> Question from Notslime :  If you had to make a gourmet meal out of someone from NoSleep and eat it all yourself, who would you choose and why?

<poppymoonray> Iia. The freshly ground dick spiders sprinkled on top of sauteed urethra centipedes and ass bees would be a delicacy beyond my wildest dreams.

<cmd102> Question from TanjaSimone : Fuck Marry Kill - Anyone in this channel not a NSI mod. Oh yeah, I went there, you slut.

<poppymoonray> I'm already in a confusing but beautiful married throuple with Hayong and TimYoung, so I'd stick with that. Fuck imaginarygown so we can make a hippie love child. Kill MuffinMedic cause they're literally always in here and never talk and tbh, it creeps me out

<cmd102> That's it for poppymoonray! We're going to take a 5 minute break, then it's my turn! Send your questions to kneeod!


<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: What's been your favorite interview/AMA so far? Least favorite?

<cmd102> Favorite: Marduk's. I laughed so hard it hurt. Least favorite: The one that got cancelled.

<kneeod> Question from Polar_Starburst: what's your creepiest experience, paranormal or otherwise?

<cmd102> I'm shortening it because it's long as fuck. When I was a kid, I used to frequently see a man outside my bedroom window with red eyes. When I was older, long after my sister moved out, we were talking about weird things in that house and she brought up that she used to see a man outside my bedroom window with red eyes. We had never told each other previously because we both thought we were dreaming or no one would believe us.

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: Do you like eating flesh, and why is the answer yes?

<cmd102> Because it's nutritious and delicious!

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: What's your all-time favorite NoSleep story?

<cmd102> Borrasca

<kneeod> Question from TanjaSimone: Well obviously I have to ask the - Fuck Marry Kill - Anyone in this channel not a NSI mod. Oh yeah, I went there, you slut.

<cmd102> Fuck: bloodygonzo, marry: PurpleAquarius, Kill: kry
<cmd102> XD

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray:  FMK: The Backstreet Boys

<cmd102> Fuck: AJ, Marry: Nick, Kill: Howie

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: If you had to write a "I'm an X and I have some stories to tell" story, what would you be and why?

<cmd102> oh jesus
<cmd102> I would be a plumber because that's easy to write realistic shitty horror stories for

<kneeod> Question from blindfate: who's going to come up missing after an interview

<cmd102> If SAR were ever to do one...

<kneeod> Question kry3: it is a well known fact that bear attacks are a scourge on our fair society. And yet you have not once - not once - condemned bear attacks. Many respected nosleepers are wondering about your silence, and even speculating on if you have sympathy for the villainous bears in this situation. Will you here and now, before man and God, condemn bear
<kneeod> attacks????

<cmd102> Listen, I'm great at dealing with bears. The best. I can tell you that bears do attack people, and I plan to do something.

<kneeod> Question from TanjaSimone: What is your favourite nosleep monster?

<cmd102> SleepyHollow_101's Library Basement Dwellers

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: 1+1 is 5, right? I have money on this one, Chrissi!

<cmd102> It's right if you don't know how to math

<kneeod> Question from blindfate: if you had to fight an nsi mod, who would you fight

<poppymoonray> (you, and she'd win)

<cmd102> Alex, because I bet I'd win.
<cmd102> hahahaha

<kneeod> Question from JustChillin: If you were to be stranded on an island indefinitely, and could only bring 3 items of your choice, what would they be?

<cmd102> seeds so I could plant food, a box full of books, and a knife

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: What fruit do you empathize with most strongly? What fruit fills you with an unbridled fury?

<cmd102> hmm.. empathize with cherries, kiwis can go fuck themselves, the sour bitches.

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: What is a story you've always wished would be written and posted to NoSleep?

<cmd102> I often find myself wishing for a good, original, non-cheesy vampire story.

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: FMK: All our previous interviewees

<cmd102> shit... um... Fuck: Tortilla, Marry: David Cummings, Kill: Marduk

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: What is your history with NoSleep? Where did it all begin for you?

<cmd102> I found nosleep thanks to someone I follow on twitter sharing a story from there. I read religiously for a while before I started writing and submitting. Then I became a mod a year ago.
<kneeod> Question from blindfate: all of the coffee in the world is now laced with arsenic, how long until you die and i usurp power in a hostile takeover?

<cmd102> like, the third day.

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: What's the last thing that made you laugh super hard?

<cmd102> AJ forced me to wait for him to get out of the car so that he could search under the seats of Hubby's car for change yesterday because Hubby's coworker suggested he do it.

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: What is an idea for a sport that you think is good enough to be a part of the Olympics?

<cmd102> Olympic Silly Walking
<cmd102> sounds fun to watch

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: What's the last song you listened to on repeat?

<cmd102> Panic at the Disco's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody

<kneeod> Question from kneeod: FMK: Brendan urie, Alexander Skarsgard, Nicolas Cage's character in Vampire's Kiss

<cmd102> Fuck: Alexander Skarsgard, Marry: Brendon Urie, Kill: Nic Cage

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: What is the most healthy food you'd ever consider eating for 15 years straight?

<cmd102> Broccoli. I love that shit.

<kneeod> Question from kneeod: Would you rather: Give up listening to Panic at the Disco for a week, or nosleep for a day?

<cmd102> nosleep. I've given up on it for more than that before. lol

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: Most rewarding part of being a mod? Most challenging part?

<cmd102> The most rewarding part is when people tell me I'm doing a good job, whether it's because they've recognized what I've done since joining or because I helped them with something. The most challenging part is dealing with... complicated users...

<kneeod> Question from TanjaSimone: What in life are you the most grateful for?

<cmd102> My husband and kids.

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: Would you ever eat a worm for 5 dollars?

<cmd102> Fuck no. You'd have to pay me more than that.

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: Hall or Oates?

* cmd102 flips a coin
<cmd102> Hall

<kneeod> Question from Notslime: What's the weirdest food you've ever eaten, or attempted to eat?

<cmd102> My husband loves to hunt, and he recently killed a rabbit and made rabbit nuggets. They were gross.

<kneeod> Question from blindfate: Worst message received from a user?

<cmd102> I had one recently tell me he hopes my husband and kids die and that I should kill myself. People are stupid.

<kneeod> Question from kneeod: How much do you really like sweaty balls on the desert skies?

<cmd102> they're my absolute favorite

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: Favorite Disney Channel Original Movie?

<cmd102> Don't Look Under The Bed

<kneeod> Question from kneeod: Would you rather drink a gallon of milk in under an hour, or have a 5 minute conversation with Donald Trump?

<cmd102> I'll go with the milk

<kneeod> Question from kneeod: Preferred type of chapstick?

<cmd102> Cherry

<kneeod> Question from poppymoonray: The opposite of Tanja's question - FMK: Exclusively choose from NSI mods

<cmd102> Fuck: Kristy, Marry: Becca, Kill: Alex

<cmd102> That's it, folks! Check back in with /r/nosleepinterviews for more exciting interviews!