DFGT6: 1W

Urist McGladiator II bashes Johnathon Porklington in the right tusk with his platinum war hammer, but the attack glances away!
The force bends the head, tearing apart the skin!
Johnathon Porklington strikes at Urist McGladiator II but the shot is parried by the platinum war hammer!
Urist McGladiator II misses Johnathon Porklington!
Johnathon Porklington hacks Urist McGladiator II in the lower body with his bronze battle axe, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small pig tail loincloth!
Urist McGladiator II strikes at Johnathon Porklington but the shot is parried by the bronze battle axe!
Johnathon Porklington: How fleeting life is...  Begone fear!
Johnathon Porklington strikes at Urist McGladiator II but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGladiator II attacks Johnathon Porklington but He jumps away!
Urist McGladiator II strikes at Johnathon Porklington but the shot is deftly parried by the bronze battle axe!
Urist McGladiator II loses hold of the platinum war hammer.
Johnathon Porklington hacks Urist McGladiator II in the right lower arm with his bronze battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urist McGladiator II misses Johnathon Porklington!
Johnathon Porklington misses Urist McGladiator II!
Urist McGladiator II strikes at Johnathon Porklington but the shot is deftly parried by the bronze battle axe!
Urist McGladiator II: How fragile we are...  Begone fear!
Johnathon Porklington hacks Urist McGladiator II in the right upper leg with his bronze battle axe, tearing apart the muscle!
An artery has been opened by the attack and many nerves have been severed!
Urist McGladiator II falls over.
Urist McGladiator II misses Johnathon Porklington!
Urist McGladiator II loses hold of the oaken shield.
Johnathon Porklington hacks Urist McGladiator II in the neck with his bronze battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urist McGladiator II has been struck down.
Johnathon Porklington: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.