I got 99 problems and my dick is one

Tsaaq: ((Im gonna shower first!))
Covet: [KAY!]
Covet: -Eli parked his Rover outside and got out making his way up to the door, giving it a quick couple of knocks, feeling pretty good about passing his Business and Marketing final.-
Tsaaq: ((OKay I'm here!))
Covet: [Webs]
Tsaaq: Bliss heard the knocks, thankful that Drew was out for the night she rolled over to the door and pulled it open. "Hello dearest." She said softly, rolling back so he could walk past her into the house.
Covet: -He smiled, happy to be greeted by Bliss and not Drew- Good Evening My Dear. Passed Buisiness I missed a couple, but it's nothing I'm going to lose sleep over. -He told her walking into the house- It's rather quiet and pest free in here -he said, refering to Drew in this instance-
Tsaaq: "Daddy went out for god knows why. He said he was going to the bank but it's night time." She sighed and shook her head. "I'm not going to ask any questions." Bliss went to close the door. "Drew went out to, I won't bore you with the details. Congrats on your business final though." She smiled as she went to roll towards the living room.
Covet: -He made his way over to one of the couches and sat down, looking over at Bliss- Thank you My Dear. Well, if we have the house to ourselves, would you like to move to the couch with me and we can relax together for the evening, maybe watch something? -He said to her  with his charming grin-
Tsaaq: She went to park her wheelchair next to Eli as much as she could. "Are you going to life me or...?" Bliss asked awkwardly before playing with the couch cushion with her fingertips. "We could watch something in the movie room downstairs. Have I shown you it? We don't have to go down there if you don't want. It might be a pain."
Covet: I can lift you, and I don't think you have. I've only seen upstairs. and the main floor. I can carry you down there. It wouldn't be a pain at all. -Eli told her with a smile as he stood up.-  Lead the way My Dear.
Tsaaq: She bit her lip and and nodded her head, turning her chair and rolling towards the staircase. "Right this way." Bliss said as she reached the top of the basement stairs and waited for Eli. "I don't know if you'll like it. It's sort of dumb. Why have a mini theater when you can go to the movies?" Bliss rambled.
Covet: -Eli followed behind her then looked at the stairs- I never even knew these were over here...Wait, there's a mini theater down there?  I knew this place was big, but holy cow. -He grinned- It does take away from the appeal of going to movies, but with a mini theater, you can show up in your pj's and nobody will judge you. -He chuckled then leaned down to lift her up out of the chair, holding her close - Ready? I'll go slow so that we don't fall or anything. -Eli gave her a quick reassuring kiss to her forehead-
Tsaaq: "Yeah it's not very big and it's not like there's a projection room or anything it's just a really large television-" She wrapped her arms around his neck and yelped a little. "Well. I am in my already in my pajamas." Bliss giggled then nodded her head glancing down at the stairs then back at Eli.  "I'm ready." She told him before grinning.
Covet: Still, pretty cool to have a Mini Theater. -He said to her, taking each step slowly as he made his way down the stairs- Now, am I going back up for your chair or is me carrying you going to be alright for now? -He asked her as he got down to the bottom, not showing any signs of strain from the trek down the stairs-
Tsaaq: She looked at the stairs then frowned a little. "This is fine for now." Bliss told him. "Keep walking straight past the bar until you get to the door on the left. That's where it is." She instructed, nodding her head in the direction.
Covet: Alright. -He lifted her up, making her bounce in his arms, adjusting her just a little, before following her direction insto the Movie Theater. His jaw dropped, looking at the screen that would make any male's head explode.- It's the size of the whole wall. You could easily have a projector set up, but that is even more impressive.
Tsaaq: "I don't know. My dad uses this room a lot." Bliss said with a shrug as she looked around. "Where do you want to sit? What do you want to watch? There's a lot of questions involved." She inquired while gripping Eli tight.
Covet: Ah, he must really enjoy movies. -Eli said then looked around at the seats. Let's sit up top -he said to her making his way to the center of the row of seats, setting her down in one of them, then looked around for what he assumed would be a remote or some sort of control set up-  As for what to watch, Do we want comedy, action, mystery. I'm kind of feeling Comedy or Action myself.
Tsaaq: "Well that cabinet back there holds some of my DVD collection." She told him, bracing herself once she was dropped down into the cushy seat. "Usually I want to play games on this TV but I have to use Drew's system and he refuses to move it from his room." Bliss made a face. "I have all of the Star Wars series, all of Harry Potter, all of X-men, all of Avengers... Ummm. The Matrix series is in there somewhere." She listed.
Covet: Hmm, I haven't watched X-men in a while. Which one should we watch? I'm not picky, provided we can avoid Origins: Wolverine. -He said walking back to the cabinet, looking through the DVD's until he found X-Men, assumedly easy because things were probably very well organized if they were Bliss's - What kind of System does Drew have?  I bet Mario Kart, would be epic on that screen.
Tsaaq: Bliss nodded at him, looking back at Eli while he went through the cabinet. "X-men sounds great! Especially since Age of Apocalypse is coming out." She said. She shook her head a little. "All of them." She almost scoffed. "Well, not all of them but he has the PS4, Xbox One, Wii U, he even has the GameCube, Dreamcast and Nintendo 64. He doesn't even use those!"
Covet: Yes, it is. We're going to see it together yes? -He grabbed Days of Future Past and  got it set up in the DVD player, then hit the lights, bringing the remote over to Bliss.- I will let you take over from here. -He threw his arm around her shoulder and leaned back- Huh, you'd think if he didn't use them he'd let you borrow them, or set them up down here. But, that's some useful information to know. -He told her with a smile-
Tsaaq: "Of course we are." Bliss said as she took the remote and waited for him to sit. "I know. When I was mobile I would just sneak in his room and play with his stuff on the weekends. Now..." She shrugged and pulled up the DVD menu. "Ready?" She asked him.
Covet: I don't blame you for not wanting to go in there now. Not with how he talks to you these days. This just gives me a new mission, and I've got all the perfect connections. -he told her then leaned over to press a kiss to the top of her head- Yes, Ma'am I am.
Tsaaq: She giggled and started the movie, leaning against him as the opening began. "A mission?" Bliss asked in a delayed reaction as she glanced over at him.
Covet: Yes, a Mission. to get you all the classic systems and work our way up, It's not going to be a simple as that. But that's the general idea. -he told her, with his charming grin, giving her enough but still leaving some surprise in it for himself.-
Tsaaq: Bliss quirked up eyebrows and struggled not to smile before turning to look at the large screen again. "You're going to make him mad." She told him playfully before going to take his hand and squeezing it.
Covet: How am I going to make him mad? Maybe jealous, but that's going to be on him. It's not my fault that he's a stick in the mud. -Eli told her with a casual shrug and a smug smile. He squeezed her hand back and watched the screen-
Tsaaq: "You know Drew, he's always mad about something." Bliss sighed leaning her head against him. She watched the movie, not letting go of Eli's hand. She lifted her head and looked over at him, her teeth sinking into her lower lip as she held the gaze.
Covet: Very true. -Eli  noticed that Bliss was waching him after a moment, and he turned his head to look over at her, seeing her biting her lip. He gave her a smile and leaned over to kiss her lips a couple of times, letting them linger and be sweet.-
Tsaaq: Bliss kissed him back hungrily then put her hands on each side of his head so that they could face each other. Her heart practically beating out of her chest again she gulped a little and put her hand on his thigh. "Am I... Am I doing this right?" Bliss asked nervously.
Covet: -Eli was caught off gaurd by her sudden attention, but he wasn't going to complain and it was starting to give him a half mast stiffy . His eyes looked down at his leg, then back up at her face- Uh, y-yeah, I mean if you're doing what I think you're d-doing, you're heading in the right direction. -Eli told her, swallowing hard, trying to keep calm because he could hear in her voice how nervous she was.-
Tsaaq: She chewed her lower lip and moved farther up his thigh. "Umm." Bliss muttered. "I don't know if I should do this." She whispered but didn't move her hand away as she looked up at Eli. "Should I?" She asked because she was honestly unsure and shit.
Covet: -Eli watched her, feeling his heart start to race faster. He didn't know how to answer at first, so he just, took one hand and cupped her face to kiss , then put his other hand over hers on his leg, moving it slowly upwards, before he spoke- If you want to stop, I will respect that. But you can take as much time as you need, My Dear.
Tsaaq: Bliss anxiously inhaled deeply and tried to simultaneously ignore but revel in the pounding sound of her heart in her ears. She kissed him and rubbed her nose against his. "I'm just..." She paused. "I can do it." Bliss said to him while nodding and going to kiss again, fumbling with his zipper like a whack bitch.
Covet: -He smiled and watched her- You're what? Nervous? Excited? It's okay, if you really don't want to. I really want you to, but only if you want to. -He said quickly, watching her fumble with his shorts, feeling a little nervous for the family jewels, because zippers are dangerous. He had a pretty decent erection by now and moved his hand around to the back of her head, tilting it over so he could kiss on her neck-
Tsaaq: She struggled to get an answer out so instead she focused on unzipping his shorts which she finally did. She just grasped his peen, staring at it a moment before actually stroking it and stuff. She let out a sigh from the feel of his lips on her neck. She looked down awkwardly like the other night.
Covet: -Eli paused to hold his breath for a second feeling her hand on his manly bits, just holding it. He started to breathe again when she started to move her hand. He leaned his head back and uttered a soft groan, before moving back to her neck, sucking lightly cause he didn't want to leave a big noticable hickey. He saw that she was looking at him, and he started to feel a little performance anxiety. He cleared his throat and spoke in a multi-pitched tone- Um, is everything alright, Bliss?
Tsaaq: "Um." She began to answer, still stroking. "I feel like my heart is going to spring out of me like the alien worms from Alien." Bliss finally replied then swallowed hard. "You showered, yes?" She started to ask nuerotically, her mind getting the better of her.
Covet: I know exactly what you mean right now. -he said nodding his head quickly, While his hand rubbed her back. He moved his legs to sit a little more comfortably without interupting her- I showered t-today yes, Everyday. -His words were rushed and confused, but he understood her concern-
Tsaaq: She nodded her head quickly. "Okay good." She said with a nod of her head and went to stroke him faster, not really sure if she was doing it right anyways. "Wait!" Bliss said loudly, pulling her hands away. "I don't want to make a mess!" She looked at Eli with a pout.
Covet: -Eli was starting to get into it as she picked up the pace. He wanted to give pointers, but he wasn't going to worry abut it. When she called out and stopped, he groaned a bit and sat up- Oh Um uh...hang on is there a Bathroom down here? I'll get something to clean up with real fast. -He said obviously wanting to get off now, otherwise he was going to have a serious case of blue balls-
Tsaaq: ((Bwahaha.))
Tsaaq: "Yes... Right down across the way from my grandmother's room." Bliss answered him before going to stare down at his crotch. "I just really don't want to make a mess. I'm sorry. I'll help you finish I promise." She said.
Covet: It's okay, this is a pretty messy situation like this. -He said with a nod and got up out of his seat, not bothering to tuck anything away, just held his pants up by the waste, since he was under the impression that nobody was home. He ran into the bathroom and looked for some kleenex, washcloth, handtowel. Settling for some kleenex on the counter he grabbed a few then decided to just grab the whole box to bring back to the theater room with him-
Covet: *Handtowel, anything.
Tsaaq: ((lol.))
Tsaaq: Bliss waited anxiously for him. "Should I put my mouth on it?" She asked herself. "No, that's disgusting how could anyone do that?" Bliss stuck her tongue out. "But it's so exciting... But it's so gross!" She argued with herself. // Jason walked into the house, coming down the stairs into the basement where the full bar had been, pouring himself a late night drink.
Covet: -When Eli came out of the bathroom he was still at full mast, holding onto his shorts and boxers. He looked up to see Jason at the bar and stopped like a deer in the headlights. He moved the Kleenex box infront of his junk and yelled out, in an unmanly way- Mr. Maverick You're home!
Tsaaq: ((LMAO TRY PUTTING IT AWAY))
Covet: [He panicked! XD]
Tsaaq: Bliss inhaled deeply then exhaled, looking behind her at the door. "He's taking awfully long..." She whispered. // Jason looked up, over pouring what was probably his brandy as he stared at Eli. "Oh evening my boy...?" He greeted awkwardly, his gaze going straight to Eli's crotch at the box of kleenex. His eyes widened as he stared hard. "Where's Bee Bee?" He asked, trying to look Eli in the face but waiting to blow up.
Covet: -Eli stuttered as he turned away trying to fix his situationm but it was pretty obvious that SOMETHING was going on- G-Good evening sir. We're uh, watching a m-movie in there -he said pointing to the theatre doors, explaining nervously.-
Tsaaq: She grew frustrated because she couldn't go looking for him.  Eli was taking long somehow was making her hornier somehow. "Did you get the tissues?" Bliss shouted as she stared at the door. // He nodded his head slowly. "Your penis is out. Were you using it on my daughter?" Jason interrogated, taking a long sip of his glass and hearing Bliss. "Bee Bee?" He yelled back.
Covet: Uh yeah...let me just put this away real quick. -he said with a cough turning around, quickly losing the boner he had, from fear- N-No sir, I was not using it on your daughter. -he said confidently because that wasn't a lie, he turned his head hearing her yell from the room- Yeah, but we've kind of got a situation here. -he said meekly- Her chair is upstairs, can I go get her? -he asked tentively-
Tsaaq: She furrowed her eyebrows when she didn't get an answer. "I'm sorry!" She said remorsefully. "If you didn't like what we were doing we don't have to keep doing it!" Bliss said desperately. // "So you were just using our home as a theme park for you sexual organs?" Jason asked, taking his glass from the bar and going towards the theater. "Go, get her." He whispered, nodding his head in the direction of the room. "A situation? What kind?"
Covet: Not quite. Can I take a moment to remind you, that we're both adults and we thought the house was empty, or would that be poor timing? -He asked then went to the door not waiting for an answer- I'm coming my Dear! -he rushed in and walked over to her whispering frantically as he kissed her on the head and picked her up- No no, I really liked what you were doing, but Your dad's home and...well I was just a tad expossed, and he's not happy about that at this moment -he  explained to her coming back out of the theater with Bliss in his arms.-
Tsaaq: Bliss waited awkwardly before holding onto him and hiding her. "Can we just go upstairs to my room please?" Asked, relieved he enjoyed it but now embarrassed her father found out. // Jason inhaled deeply then nodded, he did wait for them with his arms crossed. "I will not force either of you to not explore your sexualities but sexual activities stay in your respective room. Okay?" He scolded before going upstairs angrily cause Eli's dick does things to his little girl.
Covet: [BAHAHAHAHA Okay...but it's better than what Little girls does to Jason's dick]
Covet: [*do]
Tsaaq: ((LMAO right and he wants little girls on his peen, the fuckin' nerve.))
Covet: Yep. We can go there right now -he told her nodding then looking at Jason as he spoke to them- Yes, Sir.  I appologize again , we just got caught up in the moment. I'll keep that in mind next time. -He was trying not to be freaked out but it was also kind of a funny embarassing situation, so he had to bite back the nervous smile that was pulling at his mouth as he brought Bliss back upstairs and to her room, to suffer from Blue Balls, and probably some hellacious morning wood in the morning. -
Tsaaq: ((BWAAHAHAHHA, okay bed time. We'll deal with these dick problems tomorrow lol.))