<LHoT10820> taiyal, there's another furry in my apartment bulding.
<taiyal> LHoT10820, amazing
<Sh4d0w> jesus christ
<Sh4d0w> that is terrifying
<taiyal> I need to move to a good state
<LHoT10820> taiyal: I helped him break into his apartment.
<taiyal> LHoT10820, I have to break into my apartment sometime
<taiyal> LHoT10820, did you break into his pants
<taiyal> sometimes*
<LHoT10820> He locked himself out, and we had known each other a little before this. So I'm like, "Why are you standing outside like a noob?"
<LHoT10820> He was like, "I'm locked out of my apartment."
<taiyal> good ol' card trick do the work?
<LHoT10820> I knew which balcony was his
<LHoT10820> taiyal: Dead bolt
<taiyal> window then?
<LHoT10820> so I just fucking ran at the wall, hopped up, grabbed the bottom of the railing.
<LHoT10820> Did a muscle up, climbed onto his balcony.
<LHoT10820> Opened the sliding glass door, went around and opened it from the inside.
<taiyal> ah
<taiyal> did you see furry stuff on the way?
<LHoT10820> Yes.
<taiyal> lol
<taiyal> wow kp_centi's router has a ton of filtered open ports
<LHoT10820> I was like, "Ha ha ha, you furry." he got defensive, I explained my reasoning.
<LHoT10820> We talked for like another 15 minutes
<LHoT10820> he had a box on his table
<LHoT10820> coated with tinfoil... I was like, "WTF is this." and I went to pick up the lid
<Sh4d0w> if it was filled with dragon dildos i'm gonna shit
<LHoT10820> HOLY FUCKING SHOCK
<LHoT10820> He rewired a fucking camera flash to shock whoever made two points of contact.
<LHoT10820> IT FUCKING HURT
<Sh4d0w> ahaha
<taiyal> jesus h
<taiyal> your fault for opening boxes in other's homes lol
<taiyal> electric karma
<LHoT10820> No shit?
<LHoT10820> Now I'm a little wary to shiny stuff, even though I know it's not rigged.
<LHoT10820> XD