YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 65

Sanshuu middle's mystery file - 1

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: No, but I have to decline. Our club does not do things like that.

Yuu: What happened to Fuu-senpai? She's different... Who's she on the phone with?

Hin: With the occult research club, it seems like...

Kar: Ah... That explains it.

Ren: For what reason would she decline? Does the Hero Club not strive to act for the good of society and the people?

Meb: Inubouzaki-san cannot stand scary things.

Its: It's to a point where she has no problem with Yuuna-san's "yu", but she faints when she hears yuurei(Ghost)'s "yu"...

Aka: Isn't that an extreme idiosyncrasy? How does she differentiate them...?

Ren: Hmph, why could we not work separately from the club president?

Gin: Eh, but that's no good... Ah! Renge-san!? Where are you...

Fuu: The pay is not the issue here, we, as the Hero Club-... Eh!?

Ren: Miroku presently undertakes this request.

Kir/Suz/Shi: Oh, boy~...

Fuu: Yyyyyyyyoyooyouuuuuuuuuuu!! What are you doiiiiiiiiiing!!?

Ren: Hmph, there is no reason to be afraid, for Miroku shall exterminate these ghosts or whatever else I must do.

Fuu: ............

Nat: Ah.

Sum: Fuu-san! Get yourself together! Fuu-san! ...It's pointless. She's unconscious.

Ren: So what are the contents of this request?

Aka: You just accepted it without knowing...

Hin: It seems snacks are frequently disappearing from the occult research club room, and they want us to find the culprit.

Wak: Tamako...

Tam: Weeh!? It's not Tama! Your false accusation was totally uncalled for!

Anz: E-Even despite how she is, Tamacchi-senpai would not steal food from other club rooms... probably.

Tam: Have faith in me a little more!

Yum: Forgive my naive question, but do ghosts eat snacks?

Hin: They have in fact installed a hidden camera, but it didn't catch anything, the snacks suddenly vanished...

Sek: Eeh!? Is this for real!?

Nat: I see... Snacks are being spirited away...

Uta: Shortcut... snacks.

Wak: Only snacks...? It doesn't appear very talented...(*1)

Nat: But only the snacks...

Kir: Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kar: Enough!!

Yuu: Hey, so we'll look for the culprit, but what about Fuu-senpai? She still hasn't woken up...

Tou: For the sake of everyone involved, we should rather let her sleep this one out.

Aya: Then it'll only be us? Will we be okay...?

Ren: Hmph, worry not, Aya. Miroku is worth a hund-..., no, a thous-... No, 567 thousand people!

Shi: ......I'm worried.

SON: Alright~! Let's take a nap and we'll search for this ghost tonight~♪ Zzz...

Note 1: Umai can mean taste good or talented.


Sanshuu middle's mystery file - 2

[Sanshuu Middle School - Hallway]

Ren: I did not expect for the club president to truly be absent... Hmph, how lacking in warrior spirit.

Kir: Say that after thinkin' 'bout whose fault it is.

Tak: In any case, the school sure is eerie at night~.

Tou/Hin: Yuuna-chan, I'm scared♪/Wakaba-chan, I'm scared♪

Chi: Takashima-san, I-... I... Kh...! I can't...

SON: Chii-chan, there there♪ Next time, you'll make it~.

Suz: Uuuh... I didn't notice when we tried to cure Fuu-san's phobia, but it really is scary...

Yum: Being in a school, you cannot help but imagine the 7 mysteries...

Kar: Mh? 7 mysteries? I think I had a dream about that a long time ago...

Its: Me too... It's strange. What kind of memories could it be...

[Occult research association]

Meb: Since they're not an official club, but an association, it's a regular empty club room...

Mit: I'm glad they don't have skulls or anatomical models...

Kir: Wah!!

Suz/Its/Mit: Hyaaaaaaaaah!?

Ren: Shizu-san, would you please refrain from joking around. Now then, this is the snack shelf in question. What shall we begin with?

Kar: You're the reason why we're here and you didn't think about it before!?

Tam: Let me see. Ooh! That's some pretty good stuff here~♪

Wak: Tamako...

Tam: I-I won't eat it!

Tou: We will begin with an analysis of magnetic field abnormalities, radiation levels, the room's inclination and more.

Ren: What a scientific inspection. A good approach, Tougou.

Sum: No magnetic abnormalities! No radiation! No inclination! We discovered a total lack of abnormality!

Gin: You "discovered nothing"... And by the way, why do you have that many measuring instruments on you!?

Ren: Mmh. The scientific approach has not elucidated anything... What is our next step? Tougou.

Shi: You're leaving her do all the work...

Tou: We will investigate water veins by use of a pendulum to that effect.

Aka: Ah, I know that. It's called Dowsing♪

Sum: No response of the pendulum to report! Ma'am!

Ren: Yet another failed attempt... Hmph, our enemy is quite good.

Suz: Who do you mean, enemy?

Aya: Ghost-san, we won't do you anything, could please come out so we can hear you out?

Its: A-Aya-chan, don't call them!

Anz: Jeez~, everything you do is so cute, If I was a ghost, I would have come out immediately♪

Tou: To call... It may be dangerous, but what do you think of trying divination next?

Uta: Aah! Are you going to do Ko-...(*1)

Tou: Divination.

Wak: Simply put, Ko-...

Sum: Divination.

Meb: Why are you interrupting everyone? We all know it's Ko-...

Sum/Tou: Divination!

Son: Um~, I don't think we should say the name of a form of divination girls often do at school too much~.

Its: Really...? Then what about the western version, Ouija...

Sum/Tou: Divination!

Its: That was definitely not for the same reason this time, was it!?

Note 1: Kokkuri-san.


Sanshuu middle's mystery file - 3

[Occult research association]

Hin: Spirit present inside this room. Hear our call, and quickly answer us...

Wak: I'm fine with Mikos doing it, but why is Hinata in particular speaking...

Its: Because she's the one with the strongest sense for the supernatural, she seems like the kind of person who would even pressure a spirit...

Sek: Hey, wait! The coin moved! It said "yes"!

Suz: U-Uh...

Yum: Shh! What is the matter, Suzume-san? You will anger the spirit talking at a time like this.

Suz: But... I'm curious. Why a 500 yen coin? Don't you use a 10 yen coin normally?

Yum: Is it not obvious that a larger coin is better suited to keep multiple fingers atop of it?

Ren: Hmph, besides, they say "money is the best lawyer in hell", even a spirit is more likely to speak given a larger sum.

Suz: Is that true...? By the way... This coin is mine, so... it won't disappear, right?

Gin: If the coin moved, does it means that there's a ghost!? Waah~, it's my first spirit experience♪

Hin: Were you the one who ate the occult association's snacks?

Shi: "No"...

Meb: It's possible they're lying. I can't think of a thief who would simply confess their crimes.

Aya: Are you lying? Please don't be upset, and answer honestly.

Tam: "No" again. Of course, a liar wouldn't just say "yeah, I lied".

SON: What about a more concrete question~? Like something the Mikos wouldn't know the answer to.

Tou: A good suggestion, that way, it will also serve as a proof the 3 Mikos are not moving the coin themselves.

Mit: Sure, but... what should we ask?

Aka: What about this? Who does Takashima-senpai love?

Chi: Wai-, wha-! Akamine-san!? What are you-...!

Uta: Ah, look! It's moving!

Nat: "G u n c h a n"?

Chi: ◎×△■◇〒★○

Anz: Wait, it's still moving!

Nat: "K i d d i n g ♪"

Chi: Whaaaaaaaaaa-! Spirits don't have the right to make fun of people!!!!

Tak: Gun-chan, shh, shh!

Kar: Was that really a ghost? Or...

Aya/Mit/Hin: It wasn't me!

Sum: We have made no progress...

Ren: Then it is the long-waited Miroku's turn.

Kir: No one was waitin' for this, but there ya go.

Ren: Spirit. Answer truthfully to Miroku's question. Or else...

Its: O-Or else...?

Ren: I will hit... kick... punch... ...Hmph, whatever it is will be much horrible.

Kir: Ye're the horrible one! How 'bout you think before you talk!


Sanshuu middle's mystery file - 4

[Occult research association]

Ren: State the identity of the snack thief. Must you lie, I intend to set fire to this room.

Its: I-It's even worse than I thought...

Kar: Y-You're joking, aren't you? Right?

Ren: Yumiko.

Yum: Yes. Everyone, please listen to what you can assume of the words of ancestor-sama. Ffff~~...

Yum: The Miroku family would never joke during a climax situation!!

Shi: Too loud... We said quiet earlier...

Suz: Why did Miroku-san say it!? Why can't she say it herself, why!?

Uta: Shut up! The coin started moving!

Nat: "G y u u k i".

Aya/Mit/Hin: Gyuuki!?

Yuu: A ha ha! Gyuuki, like my Gyuuki? Oh, please♪ There's... no...

Gyuuki: ......♪

Tam: Wooooooooi! It's chomping down on those snacks without a care in the world!!

Yuu: Awawawa! Gyuuki, stop, what're you doing!? I give you proper meals too, whyyyyyy!?

Sum: How unforeseen... That explains why there was nothing on the videos...

Ren: Hmph, t-...

Yum: Thus, the case is now closed~~! Is it not, ancestor-sama♪

Ren: Miroku... wanted to say it.

Kir: Leave the cool lines to Yumii, sometimes...

[Hero Club room]

Tou: I-In any case, we have fulfilled the occult research association's request.

Yuu: I'm so sorry! I'll train Gyuuki strictly, so he doesn't go wander on its own!

Hin: I have explained to them that a magnetic deviation opened a wormhole, swallowing their snacks.

SON: And I gave them money for their lost snacks as a present of sympathy this morning~.

Wak: I am genuinely sorry we acted of our own initiative, without the club president.

Anz: Fuu-san, we're sorry.

Fuu: Don't be, it's fine. Rather, you've been helpful. I'm grateful to my capable club members.

Ren: Hmph, it would be unjust for Miroku to receive all the praise, please appreciate everyone's efforts, as well.

Sek: "s". She said "members"!

Fuu: So Gyuuki was the food snitch, once you look into, it wasn't anything occult. Ahahaha!

Shi: To anyone but us, it's pretty occult.

Fuu: I guess. So? Who's the Miko who moved the coin and gave the information?

Chi: Right... Who's the one who did it? We won't be mad, please confess quickly...

Aya: Eh? No...? At least, it wasn't me... Mito-senpai, was it you?

Mit: I-I didn't do anything! Because I didn't know it was Gyuuki.

Hin: I wasn't aware of the culprit... But... in that case, who did...?

Meb: None of us knew the culprit... C-Could it have been a real gho-...

Nat: Ah.

Fuu: O-Onee-chaaaaaan!! Your eyeballs will turn inside out if you faint this often!!

Gin: Aah... The culprit wasn't a ghost, but she still ended up passing out...

Ren: Hmph. All subsequent spirit-related requests shall be undertaken by Miroku on behalf of the club president!

Aka: I don't think she'll allow you ever again...