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HTML is a better programming language than Python

Oct 14th, 2013
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  1. [18:42] < EldredChandler> Kynjer: [18:40] <@StackOverflow> jdrew, we have been over this like 50x
  2. [18:42] < EldredChandler> [18:40] < Jdrew> with you thought not moose
  3. [18:42] < EldredChandler> [18:41] < Jdrew> besides you don't ever release stufff how can I trust you?
  4. [18:42] < EldredChandler> [18:41] < EldredChandler> bahaha
  5. [18:42] < EldredChandler> [18:41] < Jdrew> whats so funny?
  6. [18:42] < EldredChandler> [18:41] <@StackOverflow> because I can actually use more than 1 language?
  7. [18:43] -!- [AK]Ginger [[email protected]] has joined #buildandshoot
  8. [18:43] < Jdrew> and?
  9. [18:43] < EldredChandler> What languages does your dad know
  10. [18:43] <@StackOverflow> how is python a bad language?
  11. [18:44] <@StackOverflow> inb4 he'd rather you learn some BASIC-derivative
  12. [18:44] < Kynjer> EldredChandler: what has been went over 50x
  13. [18:44] <@danhezee> it is reptilian in nature, just like obama. and reptilian things are bad, StackOverflow
  14. [18:44] < Jdrew> My dad works with hardware but he knows C,java,peral,asemble,C++, and a few others
  15. [18:44] < Kynjer> StackOverflow: asm
  16. [18:45] <@StackOverflow> >peral
  17. [18:45] <@StackOverflow> >asemble
  18. [18:45] < Jdrew> hey
  19. [18:45] < Jdrew> Dan
  20. [18:45] < Jdrew> Did you see the Ak vs limes score?
  21. [18:45] <@danhezee> not from a screen shot
  22. [18:45] < Jdrew> he told me to learn peral, I don't like swimming though
  23. [18:45] < Jdrew> just a sec
  24. [18:45] < BR> >preal
  25. [18:45] < EldredChandler> This reminds me I was supposed to start learning Python like 5 weeks ago
  26. [18:45] < BR> how is swimming related
  27. [18:45] <@StackOverflow> well considering you're new to programming, I'd say none of those are suitable for you tbh
  28. [18:46] -!- Fleischy [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
  29. [18:46] <@StackOverflow> normally I'd tell you to just learn C, but it'll be lest forgiven with your spelling
  30. [18:46] <@StackOverflow> less* mfw
  31. [18:46] <@danhezee> peral is pronounced purr all
  32. [18:46] <@StackOverflow> python has a low learning curve
  33. [18:46] < Jdrew> http://i.imgur.com/1PrPwYk.png
  34. [18:46] < Jdrew> I might go into python but I think HTML would be better
  35. [18:47] <@danhezee> perl the correct spelling of the language is crytic
  36. [18:47] <@StackOverflow> html isn't a programming language
  37. [18:47] < BR> why is spec on the bottom
  38. [18:47] < Kynjer> 0.76
  39. [18:47] < BR> oh
  40. [18:47] < BR> didn't know that
  41. [18:47] < Jdrew> its close enough
  42. [18:47] < EldredChandler> Not really
  43. [18:48] < Jdrew> what do yo uthink of the photo dan?
  44. [18:48] < Jdrew> What is HTML then?
  45. [18:48] < EldredChandler> I thought you knew HTML already
  46. [18:48] < EldredChandler> SInce you're a 'web dev'
  47. [18:48] <@danhezee> still undefeated just not the victor
  48. [18:48] < Jdrew> I forgot it becuase I stopped learning it
  49. [18:48] < Jdrew> true
  50. [18:48] < Jdrew> but if we had more time you would have lost :)
  51. [18:49] < Jdrew> we used wholes for our intel tower
  52. [18:49] < Jdrew> worked pretty good
  53. [18:49] <@StackOverflow> html is a programming language the same way I am a cat, we are both animals
  54. [18:49] < Jdrew> you are a cat though stack
  55. [18:49] < Kynjer> wholes?
  56. [18:49] < Jdrew> wholes
  57. [18:49] < EldredChandler> holes
  58. [18:49] <@danhezee> jdrew, test time. what are the tags for a paragraph in HTML. You cant forget that
  59. [18:49] < Kynjer> holes maybe?
  60. [18:49] < Jdrew> ' something '
  61. [18:49] < EldredChandler> <p></p>
  62. [18:49] <@StackOverflow> wat
  63. [18:49] <@StackOverflow> <marquee>
  64. [18:50] < EldredChandler> marques are great
  65. [18:50] < Jdrew> sorry that was pythons
  66. [18:50] < Jdrew> got them congused
  67. [18:50] <@StackOverflow> python doesn't have paragraph tags
  68. [18:50] < Jdrew> wait that might be javascript
  69. [18:50] <@StackOverflow> nor paragraphs
  70. [18:50] <@StackOverflow> nor tags
  71. [18:50] < Kynjer> lol
  72. [18:50] <@StackOverflow> neither does js
  73. [18:50] < Jdrew> does too
  74. [18:50] < EldredChandler> No
  75. [18:50] < Jdrew> your not a web developer so you wouldn't know
  76. [18:50] < EldredChandler> Your not either
  77. [18:51] < Kynjer> you're
  78. [18:51] < EldredChandler> So I fail to see your poibnt
  79. [18:51] < EldredChandler> -b
  80. [18:51] < Jdrew> Do I need to show you more of my websites?
  81. [18:51] < EldredChandler> At the least I know paragraph tags
  82. [18:51] <@StackOverflow> jdrew, a tag aka markup is why it's called HTML
  83. [18:51] < EldredChandler> you mean the copy paste stuff?
  84. [18:51] <@StackOverflow> hypertext *markup* language
  85. [18:51] < EldredChandler> I haven't done HTML in 4 years but I can still remember basic stuff
  86. [18:52] < Jdrew> What is HTML good for?
  87. [18:52] < EldredChandler> websites?
  88. [18:52] <@StackOverflow> paragraphs
  89. [18:52] < EldredChandler> marquees
  90. [18:52] < EldredChandler> etc
  91. [18:53] < Jdrew> games?
  92. [18:53] * Kynjer sprints to grab more popcorn
  93. [18:53] -!- KingAFK is now known as TheKing
  94. [18:54] < EldredChandler> I wouldn't recommened
  95. [18:54] <@StackOverflow> html5 is decent for games
  96. [18:55] < MooseElkingtons> [15:48:05] <Jdrew> http://i.imgur.com/1PrPwYk.png
  97. [18:55] < MooseElkingtons> [15:48:17] <Jdrew> I might go into python but I think HTML would be better
  98. [18:55] < MooseElkingtons> you realize python is completely different from HTML, right?
  99. [18:55] < MooseElkingtons> HTML is just a markup language
  100. [18:55] < Jdrew> How are graphics done with HTML?
  101. [18:55] < MooseElkingtons> they're not
  102. [18:55] < Jdrew> I know each are mainly used for differnt things
  103. [18:55] < Jdrew> how are games made then?
  104. [18:55] < MooseElkingtons> are you talking about HTML5 games?
  105. [18:56] < Jdrew> yea
  106. [18:56] < MooseElkingtons> javascript, mostly.
  107. [18:56] < Jdrew> and css?
  108. [18:56] <@StackOverflow> see: canvas
  109. [18:56] -!- Lsin [[email protected]] has quit [Signed off]
  110. [18:57] < MooseElkingtons> exactly what do you think HTML is
  111. [18:58] < Jdrew> some words put together to make websites and develop stuff on browsers
  112. [18:58] -!- [AK]Ginger [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
  113. [18:58] <@StackOverflow> so then why are you even talking about that if you want to program specifically
  114. [18:58] -!- Kynjer- [[email protected]] has joined #buildandshoot
  115. [18:58] < Kynjer-> im back
  116. [18:59] < Jdrew> i don't know, I just don't know where to start
  117. [19:06] <@danhezee> html is for styling, it doesnt do logic
  118. [19:08] <@danhezee> learning a language that does styling isnt a bad idea, you can learn how exact spelling needs to be in programing. which for you, jdrew,
  119. is an important lesson
  120. [19:08] -!- Kynjer [[email protected]] has joined #buildandshoot
  121. [19:08] < Jdrew> You calling me a bad speller
  122. [19:08] < EldredChandler> 'peral'
  123. [19:09] < Kynjer> haven't you admitted on numerous occasions that you are a bad speller
  124. [19:09] < Jdrew> no
  125. [19:09] -!- Kynjer- [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
  126. [19:09] <@Tank-> Well, the ugg boot crisis is over for today, you can all rest easy
  127. [19:09] < Kynjer> I swear on mumble you stated word for word "I am a bad speller though"
  128. [19:10] < MooseElkingtons> Jdrew, whatever you do
  129. [19:10] < Kynjer> in front of me and danhezee
  130. [19:10] < MooseElkingtons> don't start at w3schools
  131. [19:10] < Jdrew> whats that?
  132. [19:10] < MooseElkingtons> evil
  133. [19:10] < MooseElkingtons> that's what it is
  134. [19:10] < Kynjer> isn't that what jagex used/uses
  135. [19:10] < Jdrew> man when ever AK is ready no one is on :(
  136. [19:11] < MooseElkingtons> Kynjer, yep
  137. [19:11] < MooseElkingtons> remember the time I fixed their site http://fagex.com/
  138. [19:11] <@danhezee> I am saying you lack the wherewithall to notice that <p> < p> are different and therefore one is wrong and there is an error
  139. Part 2; the lewd
  140. [19:20] < Jdrew> VB is where its at though
  141. [19:20] < MooseElkingtons> no
  142. [19:20] < MooseElkingtons> get out
  143. [19:20] <@StackOverflow> I just prefer to stay away from it whenever possible
  144. [19:20] <@StackOverflow> jdrew you can't even make that joke cause you were legit saying you were going to learn it
  145. [19:21] < Jdrew> I was
  146. [19:21] < Jdrew> It uses blocks like minecraft
  147. [19:21] < Jdrew> I could build a house in VB
  148. [19:21] < MooseElkingtons> wot
  149. [19:21] < EldredChandler> no?
  150. [19:21] <@StackOverflow> wat
  151. [19:22] < Jdrew> you know I am right
  152. [19:22] < MooseElkingtons> no
  153. [19:22] < MooseElkingtons> you're wrong
  154. [19:22] < MooseElkingtons> you're far from right
  155. [19:22] <@StackOverflow> I picture a house built with vb involves no roof, no door, and a floor made of expired pudding
  156. [19:22] -!- LASTofS_ [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
  157. [19:22] < MooseElkingtons> mm, giga puddi
  158. [19:23] < MooseElkingtons> ;playercount
  159. [19:23] < Geist> There are 378 players on 0.x(38%), and 609* players on 1.x(62%).
  160. [19:23] < Kynjer-> EldredChandler
  161. [19:23] < MooseElkingtons> gg aos
  162. [19:23] < Kynjer-> what am I reading
  163. [19:23] < Kynjer-> what is this
  164. [19:23] < EldredChandler> Guts
  165. [19:23] -!- Lsin [[email protected]] has joined #buildandshoot
  166. [19:23] < Jdrew> This happens every time I join :(
  167. [19:23] < EldredChandler> Great short story
  168. [19:23] < EldredChandler> all true
  169. [19:23] < Jdrew> moose just comes on and bullies me
  170. [19:24] < Jdrew> hey lsin!
  171. [19:24] < EldredChandler> Saying you're wrong isn't bullying
  172. [19:24] < Lsin> no
  173. [19:24] < Lsin> go away Jdrew
  174. [19:24] < EldredChandler> bahaha
  175. [19:24] < EldredChandler> hi Lsin
  176. [19:24] < Lsin> hi EldredChandler
  177. [19:24] < Kynjer-> hi Lsin
  178. [19:24] < Lsin> hi Kynjer-
  179. [19:24] < Kynjer-> sup
  180. [19:24] < Lsin> nothing
  181. [19:24] < Kynjer-> ever get the launcher working?
  182. [19:25] < Lsin> yeah
  183. [19:25] < Kynjer-> cool :D
  184. [19:25] < Lsin> mhm :)
  185. [19:25] -!- Draco- [[email protected]] has joined #buildandshoot
  186. [19:25] < Jdrew> what did I ever do to you lsin?
  187. [19:25] <@StackOverflow> she saw you mention VB
  188. [19:25] < Lsin> do you not remember what you said on mumble earlier?
  189. [19:25] < Jdrew> what did I do?
  190. [19:25] <@StackOverflow> was it racist
  191. [19:25] < Kynjer-> also Jdrew it's not really moose bullying you
  192. [19:25] <@StackOverflow> and/or sexist
  193. [19:26] < EldredChandler> rude
  194. [19:26] < Kynjer-> you come on and say silly things and people correct you
  195. [19:26] < Lsin> well lets see, Jdrew
  196. [19:26] < Lsin> I told Nikhao to 1v1 me irl.
  197. [19:26] < Kynjer-> you'd win
  198. [19:26] < Lsin> then chim said something about "in bed. JK XD"
  199. [19:26] < Lsin> then you said
  200. [19:26] < Lsin> that you would spank me
  201. [19:26] < Lsin> so just go away
  202. [19:26] < Lsin> pls
  203. [19:26] < EldredChandler> l-lewd
  204. [19:26] < Kynjer-> he'd come out on top
  205. [19:27] < Kynjer-> shit wtf son
  206. [19:27] < Lsin> not to mention all the other things you have said about/told me before
  207. [19:27] < Jdrew> never said that!
  208. [19:27] < Lsin> you did too!
  209. [19:27] < Lsin> your exact words were "I would spank you"
  210. [19:27] < Lsin> and you said that after chim said the "in bed. JK XD" thing
  211. [19:27] <@StackOverflow> since when does jdrew ever say anything that is racist/sexist/out of line?
  212. [19:28] < EldredChandler> pro tip Jdrew thats a terrible pickup line
  213. [19:28] <@StackOverflow> so is "hey baby I use VB"
  214. [19:28] < Kynjer> EldredChandler did you like my masterful pun
  215. [19:28] < Kynjer> "he'd come out on top"
  216. [19:28] < Jdrew> What do you mean 'out of line'?
  217. [19:28] < EldredChandler> It was so masterful I don't even think I got it
  218. [19:28] < ReubenMcHawk> Jdrew: wtf man
  219. [19:28] < ReubenMcHawk> don't query me dick pics
  220. [19:28] < EldredChandler> Zeke 2.0
  221. [19:29] < ReubenMcHawk> i could go to jail for that
  222. [19:29] <@StackOverflow> again
  223. [19:29] < Lsin> and one more thing Jdrew
  224. [19:29] < Kynjer> EldredChandler the first meaning is the obvious meaning of come, combined with on top
  225. [19:29] < ReubenMcHawk> i can't afford to go back
  226. [19:29] < Kynjer> but then once you go deeper
  227. [19:29] < Lsin> stop asking me to join ak. because Im not joining.
  228. [19:29] < ReubenMcHawk> loool
  229. [19:29] < ReubenMcHawk> rekt
  230. [19:29] < ReubenMcHawk> clans are for scrubs anyway
  231. [19:29] < EldredChandler> Lsinw as in my clan first get owned everyone
  232. [19:29] <@danhezee> what about limes Lsin
  233. [19:29] < Kynjer> "come out" ie reveal oneself as gay
  234. [19:30] < Lsin> idk danhezee
  235. [19:30] < Jdrew> its time for DINNER, BRB
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