MI6: Communication from the agent will appear below.
MI6: Respond by typing QUESTIONS (e.g. 'What can you see?') and INSTRUCTIONS (e.g. 'Open the door')
MI6: Type HELP to read more about MAP, INVENTORY, SITREP and OBJECTIVES commands.
MI6: Patching you in...
AGENT: Being chased by five armed enemy agents.
AGENT: It's either face them in the open or find somewhere I can even the odds a little. Help.
YOU: What can you see?
AGENT: Can see a busy road. Nothing useful. Five men disguised as tourists, closing. Nothing useful. Wait ... a gate leading into some catacombs.
YOU: Go to catacombs
AGENT: Catacombs do sound like our best bet. Running there. Stand by...
AGENT: Made it. Gate's padlocked. Got seconds to pick it. Hold on...
AGENT: I'm in. Jammed the door behind me. They're trying to break it. Pitch black in here. Using my Xperia as a torch.
YOU: Use Xperia to call mom, as she takes the phone scream "HELLO, YES THIS IS DOG" then slam the Xperia.
AGENT: Really need you to be clearer.
YOU: What can you see?
AGENT: Door behind me ... won't keep them out for long. Old tunnel runs ahead to a t-junction. Can't see much.
AGENT: OK. Give me a second - I'll get MI6 to scan for a map.
MI6: Locating agent ... scanning archives ... sending map

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YOU: Grab pipe
AGENT: Two of them. Six inches across at the most. Steel, I think. Nothing's run through them for years.
YOU: Break the for fuck sake
AGENT: Decryption set to 'secure.' Say again, simple words?
YOU: BREAK THE FUCKING PIPES YOU DUMBWIT
AGENT: OK, OK ... just to make sure I understand, can you put that another way?
YOU: FUCK SAKE
AGENT: Can you rephrase?
YOU: You're a dumbwit.
AGENT: I am under a degree of stress. Don't give me a hard time.