dd.js

var count;
try {
    count = parseInt(storage.get("ddCount"));
} catch (e) {
    count = 0;
}
if (isNaN(count))
    count = 0;
count++;
storage.set("ddCount", "" + count);
channel.message("<@169458925001900032> has pinged a shitton of members " + count + " times since 31st July");