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- >Be Anon.
- >You wake up in some sort of castle.
- >Wait, you know this castle.
- >You've seen this specific castle many times before on TV--
- >Holyfuckyou'reinEquestria
- "HolyfuckI'minEquestria."
- >This is the greatest feel you've ever felt as you look around.
- >You run to the window and open it, expecting to see a giant community of horses.
- >However, you were gravely wrong, as you see nothing but a burning city.
- >Fat men run across the street with torches and makeshift weapons, chasing after ponies and each other.
- >You take a few steps back.
- >Not only have you gone to Equestria, but so have all your fellow Anons.
- >It was worse than ever expected.
- >You can only utter a simple phrase as all this information sinks to your head.
- "It begins."
- >You and your partner run across the halls, finding a way to the shelter.
- >The rush was halted by a landwhale with a royal guard spear.
- >Your acquaintance fires the bow before she even gets the strength to charge.
- >"The bitch literally tried to bite an Anon's foot off."
- >You step over her and run again.
- >Finally you and him make it to the shelter for /mlp/.
- >How did you know?
- >A shitty Rainbow Dash plushie was hung on the door.
- >Your friend opens the door, and a large amount of neckbeards stare.
- >Some people were normal size, but most aren't.
- >"I found a newfag."
- >The group nods and stops staring to go back to their own things.
- >"Cmon, I'll show you the map."
- >You and him walk to a large map of Canterlot, Ponyville, Manehattan, and some other cities.
- >"What we know is that /k/ and /fit/ are in Canterlot, and we've heard about sights of /a/ being on the south."
- >Might as well get some info.
- "Who's in Ponyville?"
- >He turns to you.
- >"The rest of /k/, /co/, and [s4s]."
- "Sounds autistic."
- >"Quite."
- >You start thinking for a bit, and then a large question pops into your head."
- "Where's the princesses? The elements of harmony? Any horse at all?"
- >Your friend stiffs up, and looks to the ground.
- >"They started to disappear as soon as the first Anons grounded. They could either be laying low or kidnapped."
- "Shit."
- >There's a long silence by you two for a bit.
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