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- "Call me daddy."
- "No."
- "Come on! I called you daddy!"
- "That's because I'm your father."
- "but you aren't darth Vader."
- "True, but I can use the force of my hand to smack you upside the back of your head."
- "You're a dick."
- "I've got to be, otherwise you wouldn't have been born."
- "I'm guessing when I hit 88 months, you got to see some serious shit?"
- "So much of it, I wish I could go back to the future!"
- "But if you went back, you'd be missing the Jurassic Park themed birthday party!"
- "Well, it's like this, I'm not going to be there for the birthday raptor."
- "Sounds unpleasant for everyone involved."
- "That's what your mother said about your birth."
- "she described it like being a live action reimagening of The Thing."
- "You were pretty sparkly too."
- "I guess you could say I was oneo f fifty shades of Twilight?"
- "I'm disowning you from life."
- "Don't fear the Reaper!"
- "Don't ask for whom the bell tolls."
- "Are you still Unforgiven?"
- "Are you Unforgiven two?"
- "Well, at least I"m not a clown."
- "But I'm the Burger King, and last night, your mom had it her way, complete with special sauce!"
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