Ponytail Day

p1
>Swaying Ponytail

>Senpai~ Did you know~?
>Know what?

>The ponytails found on girls are a completely seperate species~
>Huh???

p2
>Parasite Pony

>They're an intergalactic lifeform from outer space that live parasitically off the heads of girls!
>Just like mitochondria!
>What are you talking about?

>Is this something you just randomly thought of just now?
>It's not random!

>Tada!
>I've been taken over by a parasite too!

>Uuh... It's sucking my brains for nourishment...
>I'm turning stupid~
>Just let it suck everything out.

p3
>Ponymon Battle

>Senpai~? My ponytail looks cute, right~?
>Tell me it's cute~<3
>Eh? No way...

>It's the same hairstyle as yours, Senpai, so of course it's cute~!
>What kind of logic is that...?

>Ah!? My parasitic ponytail is reacting to Senpai's ponytail!?
>You're still going on with this routine?

>Go, my ponytail! Take down Senpai's ponytail!
>Ah, hey... That tickles!

p4
>The Mystery of Life

>Romance bloomed between the ponytails in the midst of battle...
>Don't flirt with the back of someone's head.

>Oh my~<3 The ponytails have started mating<3
>Don't call it mating!

>And so, this little pony was born...
>What kind of weird skit is this...?

>It's our child!
>MORON!!