E3 Song

Country Song - Bo Burnham

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUQg0bqhVw
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmPije6Mx4

[Optional Spoken Section]
"It's the exact opposite of soulful.
Where instead of people who actually love vidya
You got a bunch of progressive keyboard warriors who've never played an actual game in their life
But they've figured out these words and phrases they can use to pander to their fanbases, list the same words and phrases off, sort of buzzword style at every presentation, raking in millions of pre-orders from gullible casual gamers
You know the words, you know the phrases.
Phrases like..."
[End of Optional Spoken Section]

A New Game
A ReMake
An IP
A New Classic
A gaming noun, vidya adjective

Your Choice
Your Game
Your Cash
You didn't hear that
"Bit of a mental typo"

I walk and talk like I've made it
But I've never actually played shit
I read scripts about playin' vidya
From the comfort of a private event

There won't be no slanderin'
When they see our panderin'
Throwin' balls, racin' cars
A kinda game represents this event of ours
This is the way we're handlin'
The audience we're panderin'
I own an Xbox One that I rarely use
I don't like games

"One event, one fanbase in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I hope these progressive themes offset the virgin vibes I'm giving off"

Sad girl
Possibly gay
Walkin' around
In a dark house
That is an art piece
"I thought that was a videogame.
Sorry."

That girl's gay
That girl's black
That girl's hot
Strike that last one

We're playin' you
I hope you're payin' me
Economically

You buy the game
You're climbing
It requires actual timing
You put your skills to the test
Anxiety, Trans?
It's a fucking art piece again!

Loot Boxes, gamblin'?
Not to whales I'm panderin'
I make games for the twitter girls that
Complain about games that they'll never look at

Advertise while I'm stammerin'
Please defend my panderin'
You have some wonderful cash
I'll make some wonderful...

Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a new game?

The gameplay is meanderin'
A walking sim for panderin'
They got a tight grip on our writer's balls
Have some girls kiss, they'll shill on their tumblr walls

The brownie points we're capturin'
Hist-ry Manufacturin'
And lemme just say
I make all these games cause I'm a total fucking gay-mer boy