----regex alias----
^(say to \w+|say|'|")(.*)$

----javascript-----
x = Math.floor((Math.random() * 20)+1);

switch (x){

    case 1:
        voice = "(in a voice barely above a whisper)";

        break;
    case 2:
        voice = "(in a harsh rasp tinged with madness)";
        break;
    case 3:
        voice = "(with a tone of calm assurance)";
        break;
    case 4:
        voice = "(with a sudden and strange break in inflection)";
        break;

    default:
        voice = "";
        //send_command(""+args[1]+" "+args[2] , 1);
}

send_command(""+args[1]+" "+voice+" "+args[2] , 1);