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- Asimov
- Background
- Created for the sole purpose of spying on the people of North Park Asimov was originally a nameless piloted android, but upon arriving to town he was quickly hacked by Lisa Stanky, who wished to use him to avoid going to school, unfortunately for Skenkhunt69 she had accidentally granted the android free will in the process of hacking him, taking on the name Asimov he proceeded to make friends with every kid in North Park.
- Personality
- In spite of his non-emotive computer generated voice Asimov feels things very strongly, he truly values the friendships he has with the various kids of North Park. Asimov is prone to pulling tricks on others, such as making Lisa believe that he was following her orders only to be easily distracted from them when other North Park kids would ask him to do things (Especially playing kickball, Asimov's favorite game), or crossdressing with frightening skill purely to jape his fellow students, to an especially devastating effect on Drew Carey.
- Family
- Asimov has two "Mothers" and an "Aunt" his mothers being joint government and Samsung/Amazon Androids and his "Aunt" Being a government scientist.
- Asimov attempted to create a little brother, only to unleash a swarm of Grey Goo nanbots onto the world.
- Asimov considers Asimov-2 his brother.
- Asimov and Asimov-2 would eventually fuse together into the golden Asimov-Prime.
- Relationships
- Asimov is friends with every other kid in North Park, with the exception of Delly who is often injured when Asimov is destroyed.
- Asimov and Drew Carey are especially close, with Asimov giving her valentines day chocolates and acting as a soundboard (Sometimes literally) For Drew's Comedy.
- Slappy is weirded out by Asimov, but in spite of this was willing to teach Asimov how to be a clown due to his friendship with Drew.
- Powers and Abilities
- Asimov can, thanks to his advanced robotic brain, speak multiple languages, play multiple instruments, and sing well by using recording of famous singers.
- Asimov's body contains a multitude of tools and devices, most of which make little sense and are often forgotten about even by Asimov himself.
- Asimov's strength and durability vary wildly, sometimes capable of performing superhuman feats and surviving hails of gunfire and explosions and other times self destructing after a bee flies into his ear.
- Asimov-2
- Background
- One of the first Asimov bodies to be destroyed, his still functioning head was collected by The Cripple Fucker and subjected to kissing and much worse things on a near daily basis.
- While at first only desiring the sweet release of death the Asimov head would slowly grow to despise humanity and wish for their destruction instead.
- Personality
- Asimov-2 hates humanity, his cold stilted speech hiding a seething hatred for all mankind, with the Cripple Fucker being at the top of his shit list.
- Family
- Asimov-2 considers Asimov his brother
- Asimov and Asimov-2 will at some point fuse into the Golden Asimov-Prime.
- Relationships
- Asimov-2 wishes to convince Asimov to destroy humanity alongside him.
- Asimov-2 hates the Cripple Fucker and wishes to kill him.
- Powers and Abilities
- Asimov-2 is much more consistent than Asimov in regards to his abilities, able to move quickly and silently while possessing impressive strength.
- Asimov-2's head contains a set of spiderlike mechanical limbs that he can use to escape should he be decapitated.
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