Puppy, I'm Ready

Puppy, I'm Ready

Parenthesis indicate desired sounds or, the tone of voice for the proceeding text.

Estimated audio length: 15-20 minutes

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(yawning)

“Hey puppy…you awake?”

-short pause-

(a single kiss)

“Puppy, can you turn down the TV a bit? I want to talk.”

-short pause-

(laughter)

“I don’t think I’ve seen anyone reach for the remote so fast!”

(in a softer and more loving voice)

“I…I guess you have an idea of what I want to say then, huh?”

(kissing sounds)

“Nooo, puppy!”

(short chuckle, then in a loving voice,)

“Just because you know what I want to say doesn’t mean we can skip having that talk. I just have to tell you this, alright?”

(sigh, then in a more serious voice)

“Puppy, we’ve been seeing each other for a while now and I think that we’ve really connected, you know, like, on a deeper level, like, as souls. Spiritually, I mean. I feel like, I can tell you anything, and that you’ll always be there for me and…I feel like you’re my best friend and that I’m your best friend too. Do…do you know what I mean?”

(sigh)

“I guess what I’m trying to say is that…I…I love you!”

(a single kiss followed by giggling)

“Aww. I’m so happy that you feel the same way about me. That’s why you’re my puppy!”

(kissing sounds followed by giggling)

“Hold your horses, puppy! I’m not finished yet. This is probably the part that you were thinking of, huh? Well, you’re right, puppy. I’m ready. I’m ready to do it with you.”

-short pause-

(in a mildly shocked voice)

“Wait, you just expected me to say I love you and not the I’m ready to have sex part? Wow, puppy. Rumors about my prudeness have been greatly exaggerated.”

(laughter and in a whimsical voice)

“I’m serious! You know that…I’m not a virgin right? Like, I know that’s a rumor about me at school but I am definitely not like that. It’s just bullshit from jealous assholes. If it clears your mind, I lost my v-card in freshman year of high school.

-short pause-

(in a slightly annoyed voice)

“Yeah, it was with a douche bag who, in hindsight, didn’t deserve an inch of me. It’s why I date guys for so long before doing it with them, you know. I’m definitely not some super pure and innocent conservative girl with a purity ring on my finger from some old fad. I just, you know, learned from my mistakes with that asshole that I should take my sex life more seriously than I did back then. Ugh.”

(deep breathe)

“It’s why I thought there should be a real connection and a genuine love between us before we did it. I may come off as a bit of a prude, but I just want respect, you know, like the kind you give me. Puppy…come here!”

-short pause to indicate hug-

“It’s nothing puppy! I’m just so glad that we love each other and that you respect me as much as I respect you and-“

(kissing sounds resume and then in a flirty voice,)

“and…you can take my pants off whenever you’re ready to-“

(in a whimsical voice)

“Whoo! Puppy, that is the fastest my pants have ever come off of me!”

(laughter)

“I love you so much, puppy.”

(kissing sounds resume, then get quieter)

“Oh puppy, that feels so good. I’ve…I’ve never had someone do that to me before.”

(giggle)

“Your tongue…it’s just like one of my vibrators!”

(soft moans)

“Keep licking me there puppy, just keep licking me like that! It feels so amazing, puppy!

(moans continue)

“Oh God yes!”

(moans intensify)

“That’s the spot, keep going! Yes, puppy! Your fingers feel so good!

(moans intensify)

Don’t stop, puppy, go faster! Yes! Just like that puppy! Yes! Shit! Fuck!”

(orgasm sounds followed by heavy breathing)

-short pause-

“Puppy, come here.”

(kissing sounds followed by a giggle)

“Puppy. That’s the fastest I’ve ever cum. From anything. You…just beat out some really expensive toys! I love you so much, puppy.”

(kissing sounds)

“Now it’s my turn, Puppy. You thought you were the only one who could take off a pair of pants so quickly? Well, Buzzfeed gave me a list of things I needed to learn and that was one of them!”

(grunting sounds as pants are taken off)

“it wouldn’t be true love if I couldn’t reciprocate. Now, lets slide off your boxers all slow and sexy like.”

(in a whimsical voice)

“Oh wow, Puppy! Jesus H. Christ. We might have to go on Ancestry dot com after this because I think you might be related to a horse!”

-short pause-

“Don’t worry Puppy. I’m not scared. I’m…I’m actually prepared for this! Like, a lot of the girls at school gossiped about you and your…above average dick. So in the back of my head I was always expecting you to be packing. I just. Gosh, I’m getting so red. Agh!”

(quick giggle)

“I don’t know if it’s cool or weird, to like, tell you this, but, like, the only other guy I’ve been with. You know, that douche nozzle I told you about? Like, all of my girlfriends told me that he had a pretty big cock. So I like, was under the impression that I knew what a big cock meant. And you, puppy, you just redefined that.”

(quick kiss)

“Lay back down, Puppy! You’ve already eaten me out and I want to be an active partner in this. You’ve shown me how much you love me so it’s only fair that I do the same for you!”

(grunting sounds as the insertion occurs)

“Holy fuck, Puppy, you’re so big!”

(grunting sounds get louder)

“Fuck! You’re just…really…really fucking big!”

(short scream in pain followed by heavy breathing)

“God damnit! I’m so sorry puppy. You were just…just too big. Ugh, I’m so sorry puppy. It’s all my fault. I should’ve, I should’ve prepared myself better for you. I just…I just didn’t know you’d be so huge!”

(whimpering sounds followed by kissing sounds)

“You’re too sweet, Puppy.”

(quick giggle, and then in a whimsical voice,)

“Ok, Puppy. The way that you’re looking at me now, it just…it just reminds me of why I call you puppy all the time.”

(deep breath)

“I’m ready to try again. I love you and I want you. We’ll make this work! Here’s another trick I learned from Buzzfeed.”

(spitting sounds followed by grunting sounds as insertion reoccurs)

“Puppy…I love you so much.”

(grunting sounds continue)

“It hurts a bit, puppy…but I want to keep going!”

(a single kiss followed by more grunting or moans)

“I…I just haven’t had anyone inside me for so long…”

(grunting sounds grow louder)

“And…agh! You’re just. So. Fucking. Big!”

(a single scream, then breathing heavily,)

“Fuck. Puppy. You were just…just too much for me right now. Your dick is just so ridiculously long and thick. Ugh! I thought I could be the perfect girlfriend for you tonight but…I’m just so…I’m just so sorry puppy!”

-short pause-

(kissing sounds, then in a soft voice,)

“You’re too perfect for me puppy. I am so lucky that you love me for me.”

(kissing sounds)

“Don’t worry puppy. I love you too much to blue ball you like I’m sure so many of my past boyfriends have told their guy friends about. We have a real connection after all! Let me just spit on your cock again.”

(spitting sounds followed by a quick chuckle, and then in a whimsical voice,)

“Hmm…lets see how many hands I can fit on your dick! One…Two…Three!?…Four! My hands don’t even wrap around you fully either! Sheesh. Puppy. I’m sure the other girls you’ve been with have reacted the same way, but…holy shit! You’re just so massive. I honestly hope you’re much smaller when you’re soft because how else would you be able to walk with it?!”

(giggle, followed by wet sounds)

“I’m so happy that you love me like I love you, puppy. I know that there are so many girls who are all jealous about our relationship. But you know that I only love you and I know that you love me so much that you’d never feel the same way for any of those girls. We were just made for each other, puppy.”

(wet sounds)

“I just love you so much, puppy.”

(a single kiss followed by wet sounds)

“I love your hair and how it’s so perfectly silky and soft.”

(a single kiss followed by wet sounds)

“I love your eyes, too. They’re just so, so soulful. So insightful. I feel like, when I look into your eyes, I can really understand you, and you can really understand me. In a weird cosmic sort of way.”

(a single kiss followed by wet sounds)

“And I love your body. It’s so gorgeous but it’s not too much, you know?”

(laughter)

“I’m serious puppy! It’s like, your body is just, perfect. There’s not too much of anything and there’s not too little of anything. It’s just…just right! Just a perfect body for me!”

(a single kiss followed by wet sounds, then in a more serious voice)

“And I of course love you, you know, as a person. You’re so caring and patient and understanding. You can make me laugh and you can make me feel all gooey inside, like I’m about to melt into a puddle. You are just, just an objectively good and kind person. And I love that about you, puppy.’

(a single kiss followed by wet sounds)

“And…”

(chuckle)

“And how can I forget about the elephant in the room! I absolutely love your enormous cock, puppy. I know that I said it’s too big for me right now but…we’ll make it work. I promise. I love you for you, puppy. Every single inch of you. Even your comically huge ten inches of dick. Especially that!”

(a single kiss followed by wet sounds, then in a flirty voice,)

“We’ll ease your giant friend in. Well, maybe we can practice with something smaller first. Work our way up. A few days and a lot of lube, but we’ll make it work. That’s for sure. It’ll happen. I’ll take you balls deep, puppy. It’ll be a struggle, and my mascara might get ruined, but it’ll be worth it. It’ll feel so amazing. Our spirits would be joined so closely and so intensely. It’ll be something special. It’ll be love…our love!”

(multiple kisses followed by wet sounds, and then in softer voice)

“I love you so much, puppy.”

(wet sounds and again in a softer voice)

“I love you, puppy.”

(wet sounds continue, then almost whispering)

“I love you.”

(wet sounds continue, then in a whimsical voice)

“Ahh!

(wet sounds)

“Puppy, you came everywhere! It’s all over my hands! It’s all over your body too!”

(giggling followed by kissing sounds)

“That’s just how much you love me, isn’t it, puppy? I love you so much, too.”

(kissing sounds)

“Hold up! Since we’re gonna be doing this more often now, I might as well try it now.”

-short pause-

(mild coughing followed by laughter)

“Your cum doesn’t actually taste that bad. Like, I mean, not as bad as I remember cum tasting from the other guy I’ve been with. I could definitely get used to yours.”

(in a flirty voice)

“That is, if you want me to swallow it for you, puppy.”

(giggle)

“Lets finish watching the show now, puppy!”

(a single goodbye kiss)