"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!" The creature speaks in an unnervingly human voice. The voice sounds almost too human.Completely confused, all you can do is sit there in shock."Where are your naughty bits, goddammit!", the creature bellows. "Us tentacle creatures need to FEED!"You sheepishly state that you are gender neutral and have no genitalia."You gotta be shitting me!!", the monster bellows in contempt. "Of all the motherfuckers I ambush, it has to be the ONE bastard I can't feed from! What am I supposed to do now, asshole?! I gotta eat!"At a loss for words, you meekly offer the creature some of your food you have packed for your journey. The creature slaps it out of your hand, almost breaking your wrist."I can't eat that shit!", roars the abomination. "Do I look like I have a fucking mouth to chew that with?! NOOOOOO! I feed off futas and wayward women! Futa cum and tit milk! YOU have NEITHER!!!"The beast slaps you squarely on the ass as if to push you along. "Get the fuck out of here!", it screams. "Get lost so I can hunt me a REAL meal!!!"You walk away from the creature, which hides back in the brush. After you trek a bit, you wonder if what happened really DID happen...