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Soarin's Glory [First-Person Pie Indulgence]

Apr 12th, 2014
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  1. >in the Wonderbolts' annual performance at the Summer Sun Celebration
  2. >first time in the air for a formal event like this since my last major injury
  3. >went off without a hitch
  4. >we all come to a rest at the castle grounds
  5. >everyone’s congratulating each other for a job well done, the usual niceties
  6. >take in any compliments for my efforts and recovery
  7. >still somewhat bored by the whole ordeal
  8. >feeling antsy after the show, but have nothing to burn it off
  9. >sneak away explore the grounds a little more
  10. >learn that a dessert competition will be taking place in Canterlot in a couple of days
  11. >sweet tooth starts to ache and make my mouth water as I read the flyer
  12. >quickly fly back to Spitfire and the others
  13. >tell them my interest in going to this thing and sampling some of what competitors from all over the globe are baking
  14. >Spitfire gives an unwavering ‘No’
  15. >she wants us to stay near the castle and make the most of the princesses’ hospitality for giving us a suite for the week we will be in the city
  16. >push on and insist that the competition will be nearby
  17. >further assert that I would only be there for a few hours before coming right back
  18. >unphased, she reminds me of my lack of control around desserts and my bad habits that could ruin my flight-ready physique
  19. >remember the last time I had to work off a potbelly from one of my last pastry binges
  20. >sigh and admit to her she’s right
  21. >she’s an amazing captain, but sometimes she’s just too no-nonsense for me
  22. >a couple of uninteresting days pass
  23. >although we’re technically on break after our last big stunt show, we’re still encouraged to practice and keep our flight patterns finely tuned
  24. >fall into a routine of going out, exercising, flying, going back in, napping
  25. >ad nauseum for the whole time we have to be there
  26. >not even the magazines I keep at the bedside are entertaining enough
  27. >hear someone walk in the door, interrupting my nap
  28. >ignore it until I hear someone whispering to me to get my attention
  29.  
  30. “Psst, Soarin’!”
  31. >peek out from the magazine covering my eyes
  32. >see Fleetfoot leaning over to me to get my attention
  33. >she greets me with a bright smile
  34. “Wake up, sunshine! We’ve got a dessert competition to see!”
  35. >fall back onto my bed with a sigh, telling her it’s no point since there’s no way Spitfire wouldn’t know about it
  36. >Fleetfoot prods my side to urge me on
  37. “C’mon! What’s the worst she could ever do to you?”
  38. >Gee, I dunno… scold me, increase my workload, kick me off the team…
  39. >she rolls her eyes and pulls on my leg to try and get me out of the bed
  40. “Oh, pssh! After your last pig-out? Trust me, if she wanted you out of the ‘Bolts, she would’ve done it a long time ago!”
  41. >Wow, thanks for reminding me of one of my least proud moments with the team
  42. >nonetheless feel a little more relieved and move myself out of the bed
  43. >join her side in sneaking out of the castle chambers and move toward the site of the competition
  44. >after a short flight we both find ourselves surrounded by the most tempting sweets Equestria has to offer
  45. >find myself constantly wiping away the drool dribbling from the corners of my mouth
  46. >Fleet pulls me along before I get to stare too long at the confections, motioning toward one of the tents
  47. “Soar! Check this out!”
  48. >turn my focus to the direction she indicates
  49. >inside the tent is a group of long tables lined with various desserts, but especially pies
  50. >the banner states that it’s for an open invitational for amateur pie-eating, allowing spectators a little dose of the competitive spirit
  51. >and the free pie is certainly a nice bonus
  52. >catch the meaning of what Fleet’s suggesting and immediately shake my head
  53. >she spits out an annoyed response
  54. “Bah, what’ve you got to lose?”
  55. >joke that I’m more worried about gaining something than losing it
  56. “You’re such a baby! Now, level with me here…”
  57. >she looks to me with a hard glare and puts a hoof on my shoulder, not letting me take my eyes off of her
  58.  
  59. “I’m honestly kinda worried that you’re just not your old self anymore. You worked so hard ever since you recovered that, well, you’re kinda boring now!”
  60. >blank out and in my inability to form a response, not sure where she’s going with this
  61. >she lightens up her tone with a small laugh, shaking her head and patting my shoulder
  62. “And... this is gonna sound really dumb, but I kinda want the old Soarin’ back! The crazy dude who would just do stuff like eat half his weight in pies, or fly through the smallest rings, all without flinching!”
  63. >can’t help but find it a little touched, if in a weird way
  64. >reflect a moment over what she said... I had been working awfully hard just to get back to peak condition
  65. “And hey, I’m sure even Spitfire would say you should have a little fun every once in a while! You did great the other night for your first show in a while, I think you deserve a little treat, hm? Besides, what’s a little pie gonna do to ya?”
  66. >It’s a lot of pie that I’m worried about
  67. >she doesn’t seem to care about my doubts and pushes my flank to walk me to the booth
  68. >ultimately give in as I’m forced into the tent, sitting by one of the tables to await my fate
  69. >Fleet gives me a wink as she apparently detects how nervous I am
  70. “Just relax, live a little! And if Spitfire says something, I can take the blame, hm?”
  71. >she calls over the host of the contest, an orange pony with a blond mane and...
  72. >Hey, wait, I remember her!
  73. >we both glance at each other and wave in polite recognition, saying I recall her as one of Rainbow Dash’s friends
  74. >she lifts her hat to me with a warm smile
  75. “Yep, it’s me! Got invited to host this here thing and said, ‘Well, what the hay!’ So here I am. Take it you want in on the next eatin’ contest round?”
  76. >waver slightly, but ultimately nod to say yes as I see Fleet trying to egg me on
  77. “Welp, best of luck to ya! Word of warnin’, though, the competition’s been stiff each time!”
  78.  
  79. >Fleetfoot slaps my back with a hearty laugh
  80. “Don’t forget that Soarin’ here’s a Wonderbolt! He’s nothing if not ready for a good challenge!”
  81. >still somewhat uncertain, but I drum up the nerve to play along
  82. >before long more ponies stop by and sign in
  83. >the seats on each side of me fill quickly with ponies of all sizes
  84. >some of which have stomachs that are probably bigger than me
  85. >swallow and feel like I’m about to choke, and I haven’t even started eating yet
  86. >before too long it’s time to start
  87. >Applejack explains the rules
  88. >eight minutes to eat as much as we can, no hooves, no outside help
  89. >seems easy enough, but some of my competition seem much more practiced
  90. >if these are ‘amateurs from the crowd,’ I can’t imagine what the professionals are like
  91. >we all lean down to our first pie and put our hooves behind our backs, waiting for the host to start the clock
  92. “Ready, set, GO!”
  93. >dive right into the pastry, immediately getting a face full of fruit filling
  94. >scoop as much of the sticky sweet substance into my mouth as possible, my tongue and jaw doing all of the work
  95. >peer out from my eye to examine the technique of my opponents, trying my best to imitate their motions
  96. >crane my neck to grab as much from the corners of the tin as I can and work my way toward the middle
  97. >all I can smell is the blueberry filling on my snout and I think a piece of fruit got in my nose
  98. >but I push on to polish off the pie at a rather quick pace for a pony my size
  99. >reel back in my chair as I look down to the few crumbs and splatters of juice left behind but still enough eaten by their standards
  100. >some ponies finished faster than I did, but I don’t care
  101. >I’m just ready for the next one
  102. >set the first dish aside look down to my second target, a perfect cherry pie just waiting to be destroyed
  103. >waste little time to shove my nose and mouth into it
  104. >slightly put off by the tarter flavor, but it’s still serviceable and even more delicious than the last one
  105.  
  106. >find my rhythm and work through it using the same method as the last time
  107. >start from the sides and scoop up a few pieces of pie at a time, filling my cheeks before finally swallowing in several gulps
  108. >haven’t eaten like this in a long time, and the sugar combined with the energy of the crowd just makes it all the more thrilling
  109. >finally manage to catch my breath after making short work of the second pie
  110. >belch a little as I’m already starting to feel a little short on space in my stomach, licking my lips while my third dessert is set out before me
  111. >Pumpkin? You guys are holding out on me!
  112. >the whole eight minutes is nothing but me getting pie all over my face, consuming each one even faster than the last
  113. >everyone in the crowd and at the table looks on in shock at my progress, surprised that I’m not even close to slowing down
  114. >at this point, though, I’m not paying them any mind
  115. >my rivals aren’t the other contestants... only the pies
  116. >before I know it, I’m working on my fourteenth pie
  117. >swallow the last few chunks still in my cheeks as Applejack calls time
  118. >pant a moment and take a second to look at what all I’ve done
  119. >a stack of empty pie tins rests on the right side of the table
  120. >whimper as I realize my belly sticks out several inches and hits the edge of the table, growling at me as though enraged by all the abuse I put it through
  121. >face feels caked with a mess of fillings and pie crusts
  122. >everyone, including Applejack and Fleetfoot, come up to me to congratulate my victory
  123. >too bad my gut is too torn up to really enjoy it
  124. >hiccup and belch as I get up to waddle away after claiming a ribbon prize, more eager to sleep than ever
  125. >Fleet accompanies my side, cheerfully smacking my low-hanging gut
  126. “That was AWESOME, Soar! Didn’t know you had it in ya... literally!”
  127. >don’t reciprocate the humor, releasing a pained moan instead
  128. >she stays quiet after an awkward clear of her throat, easing her light-hearted mood and looking to the road ahead
  129.  
  130. “Alright, alright... so you might’ve gotten a little carried away, but it was fun, right? Let’s just get back to your room then, hm?”
  131. >lighten up slightly and tell her that she just gave me her first good idea of the day
  132. >she simply rolls her eyes and gives my rounded another prod
  133. >hiss slightly at the displacement of the pressure inside, but that doesn’t make her put her hoof down
  134. “Easy on the snark, there, fatty. I was nice enough to invite you to come here, right?”
  135. >she relaxes her attitude with a sigh, giving her wings a flap in preparation
  136. “Think you can fly your way back to the castle?”
  137. >try to give my wings a few flaps and jump for a take off, but my stomach is weighed down too much
  138. >all those pies really did a number on me... might have to walk this one
  139. >Fleetfoot sighs and closes her wings
  140. “Well, wouldn’t wanna leave you to walk alone... I’ll stick by ya, make sure you don’t keel over or anything, hehe.”
  141. >can’t help but smile at her assurance, relaxed by her company even as my stomach complains the whole way
  142.  
  143. >finally arrive at the castle in the late afternoon, not quite sunset but close enough
  144. >Sweet Celestia, why did the sun have to be so hot
  145. >all the walking combined by my fullness leaves a slight sweat on my brow and an achy feeling in my legs
  146. >all I want to do is lie down on the bed and sleep all this off, hoping Starfire won’t get on either of our cases too much
  147. >sigh and moan as I flop face-first onto the royal suite bed, turning on my side to accommodate for the bulge in my middle
  148. >it thankfully has receded slightly, but there’s still a distinguishable distension there
  149. >look and feel less like the proud, flying Wonderbolt I’m supposed to be
  150. >hold my face in my hooves in self-pity for a long while
  151. >suddenly feel a hoof rubbing and tracing the contour of my stomach’s curve
  152. >close my eyes and melt at how wonderful it feels, but I still have to look over to who it could be
  153. >shocked as I see it's Fleetfoot
  154.  
  155. >she looks over my bloated body with a small blush but doesn’t take her hoof away
  156. >her voice takes on a smooth, tender coo as though out of comfort
  157. “Oh, Soar, don’t worry! This’ll burn off at some point, and you’ll be back to your normal self in no time! Besides...”
  158. >she pauses a second before breaking out a laugh
  159. “This is gonna sound really weird, but I think you kinda rock this look! Almost like a pregnant mare, heh.”
  160. >feel somewhat embarrassed by the comparison, but soon I laugh along with her
  161. >interrupted by a loud gurgle
  162. >Fleet looks at my belly with a puzzled expression before turning back to me
  163. “Surely, you can’t still be hungry!”
  164. >assure her that it’s still just digesting from all the pie that was crammed into it
  165. >she smirks and leans down to rest her ear on my belly, my face growing hotter in embarrassment as she serenely listens to the noises inside
  166. >Is she really into this kind of thing? I would never have guessed.
  167. >she perks up slightly as she sees me notice her, quickly retracting herself away from my body with a fake cough
  168. >she recovers enough to reach down to her saddlebag
  169. “Oh! Before I forget... That nice pony at the booth wanted to give you a little complimentary prize, but you were too busy trying to get away to notice. So, she passed it off to me!”
  170. >she pulls out a decently sized brown cardboard box, fairly nondescript until Fleet opens the top
  171. >inside is the most intoxicating aroma... sweet, subtle, and still warm, almost like--
  172. “Apple pie? Huh, your favorite, if I remember right?”
  173. >Fleet looks at me and teasingly bobs her eyebrows, though my stomach churns in response
  174. >tell her that I’m pretty much done with pies for the moment
  175. “Oh, come on! Who are you to turn down an apple pie?”
  176. >groan, simply because it smells so good
  177. >she grabs a fork from inside the box and grins
  178. “I’ll even feed it to you...”
  179. >blush a little and think for a second before giving her a shrug
  180. >One more pie couldn’t hurt
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