another fat white male comic

I hate that stand up comedy is what I’m passionate about doing in life, because stand up doesn’t need another overweight white guy. It’s not surprising that there are so many white guys doing comedy though. We have all of this excess energy at the end of the day, because we don’t have to deal with sexual harassment or racism or pretty much anything. The only disadvantage that I’ve found to being a guy is that I have to deal with the fact that everybody thinks that I know about and or want to talk about cars and sports. I hate both of those things. I hate talking about them and I hate them for what they are. I think my car is trying to kill me and sports are only fun when you’re actually personally participating in the sport, I assume. I don’t know though; it has obviously been a while. I also feel needlessly aggressive a lot of the time, but I don’t know if that because I’m a guy or because my mother ate a lion’s heart in the pit of an active volcano while she was pregnant with me. Life’s great mysteries, etc.