Revya
Train would find someone in his house, waiting for him to return, with a placard and top hat for him to wear.
  Train Sakamotto: "COME ON!"
  Bishop eyetwitches, "WOULD YOU LIKE -HELP-?"
  Train Sakamotto: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member: "I know where your greatest enemy, Sir Meatstick, lives..!"
| Za The Trash Man has Logged Off |
  Train Sakamotto: "...I don't trust your nose."
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member: "I can give you the directions to his lair, in exchange for your support..!"
  Train Sakamotto: "...Wheres a butcher...We have a man pig on the run..."
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member: "I am Sir Oinks-A-Lot, the Manbearpig..! Rude!"
  Train Sakamotto: "Oh I'm sorry-"
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig: "Good-"
  Train Sakamotto: "I DONT FUCKING CARE!"
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig: "I guess you do not want your manwich back.. Or a new roof.."
// Okasu has set status to "Fuckin' Done".
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member knocks on Isebelle's door.
  Train Sakamotto: "My manwich is as soggy as a virgin on prom night..."
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig: "I would not know, I never had prom night!"
  Isebelle Ashlynn: "NO ONE IS HOME!"
  Train Sakamotto: "I can only guess why."
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member sticks a flyer through her letterbox, "Support the cause! Be prepared to fight the power! They want to take away your mankinis and womankinis!"

He then fucks off.
  Isebelle Ashlynn: "I SAID NO ONE IS HOME."
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member: "And I said, prepare for your womankinis to be taken away, young one!"
  Isebelle Ashlynn: "Hah, how about no! BECAUSE NO ONE IS HOME!"
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member: "Hello there, Miss No One, may I interest you in some lovely Looney Party hats?"
  Train Sakamotto: "What the hell are you wanting me to support anyways?"
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig: "Support our cause, and don't let them take away your right to a mankini!"
  Train Sakamotto: "What the hell is even a Mankini..."
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig ...casually hands Train a picture of Sir Oinks-A-Lot in a mankini. It's literally a fat and hairy man, in a bikini/thong.
  Isebelle Ashlynn IS NOT HOME. SHE SAYS NOTHING.
  Train Sakamotto: "..."
  Train Sakamotto: "My eyes..."
  Official Arcadian Monster Raving Looney Party Member: "Miss No One?"
  Tiger Looked around himself. Looked at Bishop. Looked at his feet, then back to Bishop. Sadly Bishop was not daimonds. He'd sort of whimper "yes please."
  Isebelle Ashlynn: ". . ."
  Train Sakamotto: "Are they bleeding?"
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig: "You should get that checked!"
  Bishop sighs as he treaded through the storm to reach a hand out to Tiger, "Don't die." Scrub. "It'd suck if I had to look at death insurance and know who got it."
  Train Sakamotto: "Fat rolls...Hair..."
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig: "Would you like a Looney Party mirror, sir?"
  Train Sakamotto walks over and curls in a corner rocking back and forth. "...Mother why did I leave you?"
  Sir Oinks-A-Lot, The Manbearpig sighs, leaves a few copies of the pictures on Train's body, and leaves the house.
  Train Sakamotto: "I've never wanted to kill myself before..."
  Train Sakamotto: "This takes the fucking cake..."