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  1.  
  2. 1. Zora Blackwood, fluffball extraordinaire.
  3. 2. Jade LeClair
  4. 3. Selene Landau
  5. 4. Astra Macbeth
  6. 5. Midnight Vargas
  7.  
  8. ------------
  9. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
  10. ------------
  11.  
  12. Zor: I dunno, twenty-four or so.
  13.  
  14. Jade: I lost track after the cultist incident.
  15.  
  16. Selene: Twenty two.
  17.  
  18. Astra: Oh... was it two-hundred and two, this year?
  19.  
  20. Midnight: I dunno, twenty-six? What's this gotta do with the time of day?
  21.  
  22. --------
  23. WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
  24. --------
  25.  
  26. Zor: Short. :C
  27.  
  28. Jade: Average, really. I haven't measured in a while.
  29.  
  30. Selene: Five-foot-three, at last measure.
  31.  
  32. Astra: I think it was something on the order of eight-foot-six.
  33.  
  34. Midnight: Fuck if I know. I'm blind.
  35.  
  36. --------
  37. DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?
  38. --------
  39.  
  40. Zor: Nope. I'm perfect. [anime sparkles]
  41.  
  42. Jade: Why, exactly, do you need to know? I'm not sure you do.
  43.  
  44. Selene: Psychic outbursts, I guess.
  45.  
  46. Astra: ...I say.
  47.  
  48. Midnight: Yeah. Bein' too damn gorgeous.
  49.  
  50. --------
  51. ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
  52. --------
  53.  
  54. Zor: …..... [more anime sparkles]
  55.  
  56. Jade: That's none of your business.
  57.  
  58. Selene: I don't think you need to know about my sex life.
  59.  
  60. Astra: To be frank, no. Do you feel better knowing that? Does that give you satisfaction?
  61.  
  62. Midnight: Nah.
  63.  
  64. ---------
  65. WHO'S YOUR MATE/SPOUSE?
  66. ---------
  67.  
  68. Zor: ...Mate? I'm sorry? Is this a question for wolfaboos? Wait, of course it is. This is an old Deviantart meme. And on that note, I have /several/. Isn't polyamory great?
  69.  
  70. Jade: I have a wife, thank you.
  71.  
  72. Selene: Mmmm... nah.
  73.  
  74. Astra: The sword by your throat. No, really.
  75.  
  76. Midnight: Single. Although lately I've been gettin' the feeling some certain folks would like to change that status.
  77.  
  78. ----------
  79. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
  80. ----------
  81.  
  82. Zor: All of them. Aaaaaaaall of them. This isn't even a question. Just give me every single ice cream flavor.
  83.  
  84. Jade: At last, a sensible question. Well, I quite enjoy that flavor with the peanuts and fudge swirls.
  85.  
  86. Selene: Good ol' strawberry. <3
  87.  
  88. Astra: Call me boring, but nice, sensible vanilla. The fun is all in the toppings, anyway.
  89.  
  90. Midnight: Okay so y'know that sea-salt caramel flavor? That one.
  91.  
  92. -------------
  93. HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
  94. -------------
  95.  
  96. Zor: Uh... do video games count? 'Have I killed anyone' do I look like I could kill anyone?
  97.  
  98. Jade: Frankly, you have all the fighting prowess of a Mortal Kombat character and the muscles to match it, so...
  99.  
  100. Zor: ...Just because I keep myself in shape doesn't mean I've gone and merked someone. >:C
  101.  
  102. Jade: Juuuuust saying. Anyway, unfortunately. That's how being a professional sniper works. And it's definitely how Mafia-busting works.
  103.  
  104. Selene: No, and I don't plan on it.
  105.  
  106. Astra: Only once. And if you knew his background, you'd know he deserved to die long before I stepped in.
  107.  
  108. Midnight: None of your goddamn business.
  109.  
  110. ---------------
  111. DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
  112. ---------------
  113.  
  114. Zor: Mostly just anyone who tries to hurt my sister.
  115.  
  116. Jade: Do you remember how I mentioned Mafia-busting? The man who tried to murder my wife wasn't much for trying to beat her to death with a crossbow bolt in his brain. I'd go as far as to say he indirectly resulted in the cultist incident, which earns him extra ire.
  117.  
  118. Selene: Nah.
  119.  
  120. Astra: Again, only one man. He is already dead.
  121.  
  122. Midnight: Plenty of folks. Those fuckers who run religious compounds, for one. Then you got the ones who run those fuckin' behavior camps. Can't stand pompous rich fuckers either. And most of all, I hate people who tell you to fuckin' look at somethin' when they can see with their own goddamn workin' eyes that you're blind as a bat.
  123.  
  124. -------------
  125. DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
  126. -------------
  127.  
  128. Zor: Wait a tic. Didn't you already ask this? Or is this like, different somehow. I mean, I guess I love my sister, but... is that kind of love really the kind you mean here? Unless it is. In which case I probably took this in completely the wrong direction. I took it to the bone zone. I'm sorry.
  129.  
  130. Jade: My /wife/ would like a word with you.
  131.  
  132. Selene: ...Guess so, yeah.
  133.  
  134. Astra: But of course.
  135.  
  136. Midnight: Ehhh... maybe. Maaaybe. She sure is a friend, but... she don't need my problems on top of the ones she's already got. Dunno if I like her romantically or just as a close friend yet, I guess.
  137.  
  138. --------------
  139. WHAT IS YOUR JOB?
  140. --------------
  141.  
  142. Zor: ...What job?
  143.  
  144. Jade: Officer of the law.
  145.  
  146. Selene: [shrug] I guess you could call me a designer? Mostly I just run the grocery till, though. I haven't got off the ground yet.
  147.  
  148. Astra: Professor of history.
  149.  
  150. Midnight: Best goddamn thief you're ever gonna see.
  151.  
  152. ---------------
  153. BOY OR A GIRL?
  154. ---------------
  155.  
  156. Zor: ...Is 'both' a valid answer?
  157.  
  158. Jade: Shouldn't this have been at the beginning of the questionnaire?
  159.  
  160. Selene: Yeah really. This feels stupidly out of order.
  161.  
  162. Astra: I thought I looked quite female.
  163.  
  164. Midnight: [shrugs loudly] Don't care. What you see is what you get. What you see's up to you.
  165.  
  166. ----------------
  167. WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
  168. ----------------
  169.  
  170. Zor: Is answering with 'weed' gonna get me arrested? Again? No? Okay. Weed then. I do that. I also play a lot of video games.
  171.  
  172. Jade: Sleep, I suppose.
  173.  
  174. Selene: Take a quiet walk, usually.
  175.  
  176. Astra: Read a book or ten.
  177.  
  178. Midnight: Ha. Hahaha. You say that like there's time for relaxin' on the street.
  179.  
  180. ------------------
  181. WHAT SONG DO YOU THINK WOULD DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
  182. ------------------
  183.  
  184. Zor: ♪♫ Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high... ♪♫
  185.  
  186. Jade: I haven't thought about it.
  187.  
  188. Selene: No idea.
  189.  
  190. Astra: I'd tell you if I could.
  191.  
  192. Midnight: ...Eh.
  193.  
  194. -------------------
  195. ANY HIDDEN TALENTS NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU?
  196. -------------------
  197.  
  198. Zor: Probably not, no. I mean, I can rap, but is that really a hidden talent?
  199.  
  200. Jade: I used to be a pilot, but given one of my daughters' fixation on the subject lately, I'd like to keep that under wraps.
  201.  
  202. Selene: Not really...
  203.  
  204. Astra: It so happens that I too can rap.
  205.  
  206. Midnight: None that I can think of. I'm kinda boring like that.
  207.  
  208. -----------------
  209. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR CREATOR?
  210. -----------------
  211.  
  212. Zor: I dunno. She's alright I guess. She should give me more weed. In fact everyone should do that.
  213.  
  214. Jade: The cultist incident was wholly unnecessary.
  215.  
  216. Selene: Okay, I guess.
  217.  
  218. Astra: She's treated this old drake just fine.
  219.  
  220. Midnight: Fuck you for the leg thing. In fact fuck you for the blindness thing, too.
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