some pastas post nerf

[17:53:18] [hardcore] Cool12309: No milk or mayo, yes saucemaven

[17:55:31] [hardcore] yojimboS_LAW: what class, cool?
[17:55:43] [hardcore] Cool12309: my profile is public [I'm the best spade ever!]
[17:55:45] [hardcore] WhiteWizard42: DB

eat 2 Hell ramen
You gain 16 Adventures
You gain 13 Strongness
You gain 13 Mysteriousness
You gain 15 Cheek
You gain 24 Meat
You gain 4 Fullness
You gain 16 Adventures
You gain 13 Strengthliness
You gain 13 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 15 Roguishness
You gain 24 Meat
You gain 4 Fullness

saucemaven (clubber) and nothing else:

devil hair pasta
You gain 14 Adventures.
You gain 15 Muscleboundness.
You gain 13 Magicalness.
You gain 13 Cheek.
You gain 4 Fullness.

You drink the broth. It's Hella Good™. Not very good for you, though.
You gain 12 Adventures.
You lose 7 Strongness.
You lose 7 Smarm.
You gain 4 Fullness.

Man oh man, that's some tasty ramen. And cheap!
You gain 17 Adventures.
You gain 14 Beefiness.
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 13 Wizardliness.
You gain 13 Cheek.
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 23 Meat.
You gain 4 Fullness.

You eat the delicious noodles. They're... delicious. And also noodles. Definitely noodles.
You gain 7 Adventures.
You gain 23 Smarm.
You gain 3 Fullness.