roommates - kid's birthday party

/roommates/ - "smart ass": Edition
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Fuck it I'll just post the green text here because it's based on this stuff.

>It was a hot Sunday afternoon on the outskirts of town. There is a small outlet mall that most people would ignore as there are better shopping centers elsewhere. However, for those who do wish to visit this near ghost town of a mall, they would usually visit some of the struggling businesses that remain that can get by. One of those locations happens to be a "successful" pizzeria and arcade named "Fred'z Funhouze" that's located in the center lot of the mall.
>The pizzeria is closed so nobody usually thinks about the place. Except on this particular Sunday, the owner of the establishment decides to pay an early visit to bring special news to the employees.
>The owner parks his freshly washed electric car at the back of the pizzeria right next to a broken-down pickup truck and steps out with a formal demeanor. He chose to wear his dark blue suit as he would with the other days of the week to strictly greet his employees. This is a business meeting for his employees after all, not some hangout just for chatting about whatever came to mind. He checks his pockets for everything he needs for this meeting and steps inside.
>The inside of the pizzeria is almost spotless and well-kept. The dining area has some balloons that need to be replaced, but other than that it seems to be any regular dining room... well except the off-putting part of the room is a large rectangular patch of drywall that sits next to the animatronic stage. That spot used to be reserved for a solo performing robot, but had to be replaced to serve a different purpose.
>The owner heads towards the drywall, knocking against the panel like a door. After a few seconds of waiting, it slides open to reveal a black bear man looking out from the darkness as if his hibernation was disturbed.
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>The bear gets a good glance at the owner, his boss, at least for a few seconds. The bear notices the stern look on the boss's "face" and it tells that he means business. The slab of drywall quickly shuts back up just as quickly as it was opened.
>The boss takes a seat at the end of one of the long tables that sits in front of the stage. The boss rummages through his pocket and pulls out a small cassette tape. The tape itself was new and had yet to be been used. The Boss stares at the tape for about three or four minutes in complete silence until the drywall slides open once again.
>The black bear walks out of the opening along with the other three employees. As all four of the workers leave the space, they all take seats next to the boss. The first to sit down was the black bear followed by a chicken with red hair and a missing hand. The last two employees to sit down were a yellow rabbit with patches of missing fur and another bear with a heavily scared face. They all stare at the boss, waiting for him to talk.
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>The deafening stillness of the room didn't help with how awkward it was to know that the boss came in on a Sunday afternoon with no warning. The four employees didn't want to break the silence for fear of getting "fired". The boss finally uses the tape by placing it in his mouth and starts to explain the situation.
>"I apologize for the intrusion but I come with news for an overtime shift," He says as some of the employees start to groan. "There's going to be a big party coming over on Saturday night. For this week, we need to prepare for the customer's arrival."
>The yellow rabbit interrupts the boss to ask a question.
>"Uh what exactly is it that you're wanting us to do for the week?"
>"I'm still talking with the client Willson, so the details for now are unclear," the boss clarifies. "Since you want to rudely interrupt to ask questions, I guess we can try and come up with a plan so we can be organized when Saturday rolls around."
>The black bear decides to speak up to voice his concerns.
>"Yeah, can I not do that, I just prefer to read my book for the weekend."
>"Well Lenny, if you want to value some porno magazine instead of decent pay then I suppose." The boss sarcastically answers the black bear.
>The heavily scarred bear looks at the boss befuddled. Not only did the four not get paid minimum wage, but they only got paid in arcade tickets.
>"But sir, you don't pay us with cash at all," the scarred bear says.
>"Well your brother has access to the prize counter, right Melissa? So you can just get yourself a novelty cup when the day is over." the boss assures the scarred bear.
>He then stands up from the chair to try and give some motivation to his employees.
>"Look I know all of you live here rent and paycheck-free, but it doesn't excuse lackluster behavior to give our customers. This Saturday gives us the chance to keep this place up and running for the next few years. Like all animals, including myself, have to play survival of the-"
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>"But sir," The chicken finally interrupts "you're not an animal at all, you're a cassette tape recorder."
>"I know this Brady," the boss "calmly" addresses the chicken "Now please, all of you, stop interrupting me or I'll have to search for replacements."
>All of the employees look on in frozen terror as they kinda know what will happen if they get on the boss's nerves. After a few seconds of more silence, the boss decides to truly calm down to finish his speech.
>"Thank you. As I was saying, the whole goal of an animal is to play survival of the fittest and this is also true for businesses like ours. So we must give our loyal customers the most excellent experience Fred'z Funhouze can give. So let's start the week with warm welcomes this time around yes?"
>The employees nod simultaneously to not anger the boss any further.
>"Good, now you may go back to your hiding spots. End tape," The boss concludes.
>The employees hurry back into the darkness behind the drywall's entrance. The boss observes each of the employees with a feeling of control and dominance as they go back into the darkness one at a time. Feeling somewhat satisfied with the meeting, he then headed towards the back door to head home.
> What's so special about a kid's birthday party anyway?