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- The 10 Lemandments
- 1. Lemon is THE Lemon and thou shalt have no Lemon before The Lemon.
- 2. Thou shall make graven images of The Lemon, but they must please The Lemon.
- 3. Thou shall not take the name of The Lemon in vain.
- 4. Thou shalt keep the day of the Sabbath and squeeze limes for margaritas.
- 5. Honor all lemons, for they have come forth from the tree of lemon and they are good and deserving of honor. But honor The Lemon the most!
- 6. Thou shalt not drinketh the lemonade for it offends thee Lemon for it murders lemons.
- 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery with a lemon. They are pure and good lemons and not deserving of you soiling them.
- 8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou steal a lime, that is forgiven.
- 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against any lemon, but thou may against limes.
- 10. Thou shalt not covet anything that a lemon owns, but you may covet what limes have and take it.
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