skelenon

>you knew you had the best hiding spot
>those fucking ponies wont know what hit them
>you will hide in this box till they find you
>even if you die first!
inb4 it's 4 years later
>you are still waiting
>the last of your flesh is coming off your bones
>if they don't find you soon you will be very angry
"YOU WON'T LIKE SKELENON WHEN HE'S ANGRY!"
>you hear a yelp and something jump
>whatever it is has found you
"A SKELENON POPS OUT"
>turns out it isn't a pony
>it was a diamond dog! A female one with thick hips
>thick hips are your fetish
"WOW, YOU ARE REALLY GIVING ME A BONE!"
>you start laughing at your joke
>she doesn't look amused
"WHAT? JOKE NOT HUMERUS ENOUGH FOR YA?"
>she's really angry now but you don't notice >you are still laughing at your jokes
>"We mate now yes?"
"LET THE CEREMONY BEGIN!"
and then they boned

>Be anon
>be a Sp00ky Skellington
>in the Flame Geyser Swamp looking for some type of chimera
>heard it liked to eat ponies
>no meat on these BONES!
EY CHIMERA I GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH CHU
>it pops out of a thicket infront of you
>"WHAT biSSSSSSness do you have here"
I heard their was 3 beautiful ladies out here looking for some meat
>They stand back startled by your words
>"Nobody has ever talked to us like that before"
because nobody knows how to Talk to a joint of ladies like this
>you could tell your bones where getting them hot
now how about we start with a little rattling
and then they boned


     >be anon
    >be spooky skellington
    >you came to this fucking trade place for one reason
    >you want to give a dog the BONE
    >you heard of a 2 headed dog from fluttershy
    >2 headed animals are your fetish
    >you could see it staring at you
    >it was drooling at the sight of your bones
    >you move within 5 feet of it and it starts going at you
    >not in a sexual way
    >it takes your right femur and you fall over
    >when you hit the ground your bones scatter everywhere
    >all the kings horses
    >and all the kings men
    >Couldn't put skelenon back together again

    >be anon
    >be spooky skellington
    >You are out in this stupid fucking forest for one reason
    >you heard their was a cockatrice from fluttershy
    >chickens are your fetish
    >in the distance you hear "BWAK!"
    >oh yes
    >just the sound starts to make you feel tingly in your bones
    >you go towards the sound and eventually you see it
    >the cockatrice is there with all it's sexy bod
    >you can't help it you start rubbing the BONE
    >it sees you
    HEY! CAN'T A SKELETON GET A LITTLE PRIVACY?
    >"BWAK"
    >It tried to use it's turn to stone shit on you
    SKELETONS DON'T HAVE EYES!
    >the cockatrice submits
    I'm going to stick my cock in your trice
    >and then they boned

>fluttershy said she would get you a date with that eagle
>eagles are your fetish
>You where so excited to meet an eagle. >Perhaps you will even get to use your BONE
>you arrive at the fancy dinner place your date is at
>your eyes meet with the eagle and you can feel yourself getting a BONEr
>you sit down at the table with him
So I heard you had a thing for humorous guys
>"CAW"
I know. I am funny
>"CAW"
>you could feel the tension building up in your pelvic bone
>you haven't even ordered drinks yet
>this eagle knew it too
>you could see the look in his eyes
You, me, BONE, table, now.
And then they boned

>be anon
>be spooky skellington
>spike is at your house
>dragons are your fetish
>”Anon, you ever just feel like you don’t know who you really are?”
>all you can stare at is his eyes
"how about i get you a drink then we discuss it?
>He nods and you walk out of the room to your kitchen
>you start making drinks
>you SPIKE his with some ruffies
>you walk back into the room he's in
>he takes one sip and falls over.
>K.O
>and then they boned

>be anon
>Be sp00ky skellomancer
>be sitting on your bone throne
>in your bone castle
>your work really payed off in the end
>this castle is bomb-ass
>Celestia didn't much like it
>something about "defiling the dead"
>the dead don't care about being defiled
>they're dead
>they can't care much less do anything about it
>you put your robe's hood up to look more menacing
>you summon up a skellington minion
"Paint me like one of your bone girls"
>"K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K"
>the skellie goes off to get some painting supplies
>all the sudden an explosion sends bones flying everywhere from the wall to the left of you
"Jesus fuck, the door is right there!"
>a pony walks through the rubble
>it has a scythe to it's side
"Nice, I was going to get one of those, they look badass."
>"ANONYMOUS!"
"You don't have to yell you know."
>you take your hood off revealing your skull
>she looks surprised by this
"Never seen a skellington before?"
>"ANONYMOUS!"
"Why are you yelling at me? Rude mare."
>"Why isn't your soul coming to me? do you even have one?"
"WOW, Do I look like a ginger?"
>this mare is getting on your nerves
>first she destroyed your property
>now she says you have no soul
>you walk over to her and pick her up
>"Put me down."
"Will you stop being a cunt?"
>you start to put her down
>her hipster scarf gets stuck on your ribs
>it comes off
>a thin line goes all the way around her neck
"I get it now. You're one of those detachable head, soul stealing fuckwits."
>"Guess I am."
>dullahans are your fetish
>the bone tears through your robes and pokes her head
>her head falls off
>you pick it up
>all the sudden you are on a basketball court
>the head in your hands turns orange
>you start to dribble it
>you make your way down the court
>these alien fuckers aren't winning today
>you approach the basket
>you jump up and slam the head into the hoop
>The backboard breaks from the pure force of the dunk
>where the backboard once was a rip starts to form
>you pick up the pony's head and jump through
>the next thing you know you are back in your castle
>"what THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED"
>you lean into her ear
cmon and slam, and welcome to the jam
>you put her head back
"HOW ABOUT SOME RATTLIN
>she nods
and then they slammed and/or jammed