THPS Song

Oldfingers

Based on: Superman - Goldfinger

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9bkgRQbLs

Instrumentals:
Has some background singing annoyingly, could possibly be removed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0krPDV0As
Meme midi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwsdcby1ZY
Cover with no singing but it's pretty bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayuJlyFvm2E


So here I am
Playing Tony Hawk again
Got nostalgia for back then
Haven't played since I was ten

I got it for cheap, I've played for a week
And holy fucking shit I'm fucking terrible
Yeah I constantly fail, every trick is a bail
I'm thinking I might cheat to make it bearable

And I'm so confused, about what to do
I think I want a different game to play

I try again
As a kid I played it fine
I could combo every grind
Was it only in my mind?
So here I am
Nearly thirty listenin'
To the soundtrack with a grin
Shitty punk with rap mixed in

Ollie to kickflip
Rail grind, pop shove it
Manual, fall and smash my face on concrete
Yeah that would have hurt
Now go over to vert
Keep going until all the goals are complete

And I'm so confused, by the THUG pro dudes
Who must be playing every fucking day

No complying every jump
I can't get medals in comp
Guy I made looks like a dick
and I can't land special tricks

But my manual's better now
Combos getting big somehow
And I'm not hurting my wrist
Every time I try mctwist, yeah the mctwiiiist

So here I am
Every level is a grind
But now suddenly I find
That it's become the fun kind

Here I am
Getting combos more than ten
Fuck this game is addictin'
Yeah I'm havin fun again

*Tony Hawk sounds*

Spoken at end: God I miss the early 2000s