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- 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,333
- <i>A wise person
- once said about love,</i>
- 2
- 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,541
- <i>"We live in a universe
- that's ruled by chaos and chance,</i>
- 3
- 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:11,041
- <i>where all it takes is just one moment
- of ill fortune</i>
- 4
- 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:15,208
- <i>for all our hopes and dreams
- to go right down the shitter."</i>
- 5
- 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,916
- You can do it. You can do it.
- You can... Just kiss her.
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- 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,041
- Just...
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- 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,500
- She likes you, all right?
- 8
- 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,303
- Yeah, I think... I think... Yeah, she does.
- 9
- 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:28,916
- No, she doesn't. She does. She does.
- 10
- 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,160
- You've spent the whole weekend
- putting off this moment,
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- 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:34,000
- and now you're actually out of time.
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- 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,500
- Literally, out of time.
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- 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,750
- Right, this is it, this is it.
- This is your moment. This is...
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- 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,017
- How long does it take?
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- 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,041
- One second!
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- 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,750
- Okay.
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- 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000
- Yeah.
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- 00:01:52,041 --> 00:01:53,041
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 19
- 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,750
- - Everything okay?
- - Yeah, just a bit of tummy trouble.
- 20
- 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:59,875
- - I was worried you might miss your flight.
- - No, I've got a few minutes.
- 21
- 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,000
- Can you believe how lucky your sister got?
- 22
- 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:07,458
- She gets sent off to Rome for work,
- and I get sent off to war-torn hellholes.
- 23
- 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:09,581
- Well, I suppose if you're gonna be
- a war journalist,
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- 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:11,500
- that might, more or less,
- be what you'd expect.
- 25
- 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:12,750
- Okay, smartass.
- 26
- 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:17,416
- This has, uh...
- 27
- 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:21,791
- This has been a pretty special weekend.
- 28
- 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:24,958
- Yeah.
- 29
- 00:02:26,208 --> 00:02:28,476
- I have to admit that when Hayley
- told me her older brother
- 30
- 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,958
- was coming to visit the same weekend
- that I was coming, I was pretty bummed,
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- 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:35,625
- but it turns out you're not as irritating
- as I thought you'd be.
- 32
- 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:36,833
- Wow.
- 33
- 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:39,750
- Uh, I think that's the nicest thing
- anyone's ever said to me.
- 34
- 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:42,333
- Well, that's the nicest thing
- I've ever said to anyone, so...
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- 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:45,333
- - Well, then I'm doubly honored. Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 36
- 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,583
- But, seriously, thanks for...
- 37
- 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:51,958
- an amazing time.
- 38
- 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,458
- I don't think I've met anyone
- quite like you.
- 39
- 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:56,791
- You're just a charmer, huh?
- 40
- 00:02:56,875 --> 00:03:01,166
- No, I promise you I'm not.
- I'm a terrible, terrible charmer.
- 41
- 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:03,875
- Uh, I'm just being honest.
- 42
- 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:14,125
- Ah, um...
- 43
- 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:15,875
- So...
- 44
- 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,125
- So, so...
- 45
- 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,250
- Jack? Mate!
- 46
- 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:29,000
- What are the chances?
- What are you doing here?
- 47
- 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,000
- Uh...
- 48
- 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,267
- - Greg!
- - Yeah, no, Greg!
- 49
- 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,583
- Yeah, I remember.
- 50
- 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:34,916
- Sorry.
- 51
- 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,291
- - Hi. Dina.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 52
- 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,250
- Nice to meet you, too.
- 53
- 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,875
- - We used to share a dorm at university.
- - Oh.
- 54
- 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,118
- We used to call him Mr. Wank.
- 55
- 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:44,666
- Because he used to wank a lot.
- 56
- 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:48,000
- - I don't think that was me.
- - No, that was definitely you!
- 57
- 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:49,291
- Anyway...
- 58
- 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,333
- I've actually got to get back to London.
- 59
- 00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:53,142
- - I'm going to the airport.
- - No way. Me too.
- 60
- 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,291
- - Shut up.
- - I'm literally going right now.
- 61
- 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:57,309
- - Yeah, I've got a car. I could drive us.
- - Really?
- 62
- 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,333
- Yeah.
- 63
- 00:03:58,416 --> 00:03:59,583
- It's not a problem.
- 64
- 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,458
- Oh, so you're gonna go now?
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- 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,208
- Yeah.
- 66
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- I guess I am...
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- 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:14,625
- going now.
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- Um...
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- Oh, okay.
- 70
- 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,250
- Can I... I just have to say goodbye...
- 71
- 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,041
- Um, you know, uh...
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- 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:23,711
- Don't know when
- we'll see each other again, so...
- 73
- 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,041
- Sure, yeah. Go ahead.
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- Uh...
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- 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:31,583
- So, thank you...
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- 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:33,625
- again for an amazing...
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- 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:37,000
- - weekend.
- - Yeah, it was...
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- 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:39,250
- - Oh, sorry. I thought...
- - Oh, okay. Uh...
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- Yeah.
- 80
- 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:43,421
- - Nice to meet you.
- - Oh, nice to meet you, too.
- 81
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- This is happening.
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- 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:46,166
- - Come on, Wank.
- - Yup.
- 83
- 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:51,000
- - Mate, can you believe what luck this is?
- - No, no, I actually can't.
- 84
- 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,041
- <i>And so,</i>
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- 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,833
- <i>with the coincidental appearance
- of just one twat from the past,</i>
- 86
- 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:59,916
- <i>chance comes along and gives love
- a massive kick in the ballsack.</i>
- 87
- 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,125
- <i>As the wise person would say,</i>
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- 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,458
- <i>"Chance can be a real bastard."</i>
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- Done.
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- 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:37,291
- Be careful.
- 91
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- It's okay for me.
- That's fine.
- 92
- 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:51,822
- - You're beautiful.
- - She's perfect.
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- Are you excited?
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- 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,809
- - It's okay? Here we are.
- - She's perfect.
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- 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:02,559
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 96
- 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:03,743
- Congratulations!
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- 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:04,791
- Bye.
- 98
- 00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:28,250
- It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
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- Absolutely fine!
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- 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:34,250
- - Good morning.
- - Good morning.
- 101
- 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,250
- Hayles?
- 102
- 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,500
- Hayley?
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- 00:07:43,666 --> 00:07:44,916
- Yeah, just a second.
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- 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:47,708
- You okay?
- 105
- 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:49,750
- - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
- - What's going on?
- 106
- 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:52,226
- Getting married is stressful, isn't it?
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- The only reason I slept at all
- is because I'm taking these...
- 108
- 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:59,708
- these sleep drops that are literally
- strong enough to knock out a horse.
- 109
- 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,125
- Oh, my God. Do I look okay?
- 110
- 00:08:01,666 --> 00:08:02,791
- You look stunning.
- 111
- 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,250
- Life's random, isn't it?
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- 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:10,583
- I mean, one minute I'm exchanging
- obscenities with a stranger in a car park,
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- 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:14,500
- and the next, we're six months on,
- totally in love and getting married.
- 114
- 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,416
- I wish Mum and Dad were here.
- 115
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- I know.
- 116
- 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:24,541
- Yeah.
- 117
- 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:26,476
- It's all right.
- 118
- 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,416
- Yeah.
- 119
- 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,583
- Is there a bride
- in the fuckin' house?!
- 120
- 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,791
- Oh, my God, Hayley-cakes!
- 121
- 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,875
- You look absolutely amazing.
- 122
- 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:41,166
- Thanks, Bryan. Everything okay?
- You know your role? You're all right?
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- 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,541
- - Yeah. I'm great.
- - Yeah?
- 124
- 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,291
- Um, couple of questions, though.
- 125
- 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:47,295
- Can we stop calling it "maid of honor"
- and call it "man of honor" instead?
- 126
- 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,583
- No. Second question?
- 127
- 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:50,458
- Only because I'm a man, obviously, but...
- 128
- 00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:51,541
- Secondly,
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- am I sitting next to Vitelli?
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- - No.
- - Okay.
- 131
- 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:56,875
- Uh...
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- 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,458
- Uh, why not?
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- 00:08:58,541 --> 00:09:01,166
- I mean, you know,
- he's casting for a new film right now.
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- 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,541
- Do you have any idea what
- that could do for my career?
- 135
- 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,041
- - Give you one?
- - Exactly.
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- 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:07,517
- I had to put all the English people
- on the same table, but don't worry.
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- 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:09,309
- - I will introduce you. I promise.
- - All right. Sorry.
- 138
- 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,893
- It's your day anyway. As long
- as I'm not sitting next to Rebecca.
- 139
- 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:14,678
- 'Cause I can't handle her
- holding onto me all night, 'cause she'll...
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- 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,833
- - Sorry. I'll shut up.
- - Yeah, good.
- 141
- 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,291
- Um...
- 142
- 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,333
- I think I'm ready.
- 143
- 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,625
- Oh, my God!
- 144
- 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:25,708
- This is happening!
- My sister's getting married!
- 145
- 00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:26,791
- Yes, she is!
- 146
- 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,114
- I'm gonna see you there.
- Just got to have a quick haircut.
- 147
- 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,375
- What, now?
- You'll be late for the ceremony.
- 148
- 00:09:31,458 --> 00:09:32,375
- Yeah, Bryan?
- 149
- 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,166
- Wow! How long have we known each other?
- 150
- 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:36,330
- And you still have absolutely
- no faith in me, do you?
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- 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:37,750
- - No.
- - None whatsoever.
- 152
- 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:40,791
- I'm meeting Federico Vitelli.
- I can't do it with shit hair.
- 153
- 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:43,500
- It's fine. Just go. Don't be late, okay?
- It's my wedding day!
- 154
- 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,583
- - Please don't be late, Bryan.
- - It's my wedding day, Bryan.
- 155
- 00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:48,500
- - He's gonna be late.
- - Let's go.
- 156
- 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,666
- - Uh, Hayley, just... small thing.
- - Yeah?
- 157
- 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,916
- This English table.
- Amanda's not on that, right?
- 158
- 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,833
- Ah.
- 159
- 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,208
- - She is. Okay.
- - Listen.
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- 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,000
- I'm really sorry. I had no choice.
- 161
- 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,083
- Is that cool?
- 162
- 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:06,791
- Is it cool to be sat next to my nightmare
- of an ex-girlfriend for a whole day?
- 163
- 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,250
- Look, no, it's... it's fine.
- It's gonna be fine, okay?
- 164
- 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,166
- I'll tell you what,
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- 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,291
- I'm not having us having
- a foreign wedding.
- 166
- 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,416
- Well, I haven't said yes to us
- getting married yet.
- 167
- 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,541
- Yes, I'm well aware of that, believe me.
- 168
- 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,892
- My friends think it's mental
- you haven't jumped at the chance.
- 169
- 00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:31,208
- To spend the rest of your life
- with someone is a big deal.
- 170
- 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,125
- It's not a decision I'm just
- gonna jump into.
- 171
- 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,500
- I asked you six months ago.
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- 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,375
- Ugh, here we go.
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- 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,500
- Amanda!
- 174
- 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:38,583
- That's...
- 175
- 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:41,625
- Here you go, mate.
- 176
- 00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:44,875
- You know, I actually thought "penne"
- was the Italian for "penis,"
- 177
- 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,541
- because of their kind of small,
- like, tube-like...
- 178
- 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:50,666
- But it's actually just "penne"
- is just the Italian for "penne."
- 179
- 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,750
- Did you just buy that to piss me off?
- 180
- 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,333
- No, I wore it 'cause it looks cool.
- 181
- 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,125
- You look like a fucking magician.
- 182
- 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,208
- How the...
- 183
- 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,875
- It cost me three grand.
- 184
- 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:03,083
- Oh, my God! Amanda, hi!
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- 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:05,750
- - Oh, wow! You look gorgeous.
- - Thank you, love.
- 186
- 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,083
- Have they booked a cabaret act?
- 187
- 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,250
- - No. I'm Amanda's boyfriend.
- - And you're in the cabaret!
- 188
- 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:11,333
- - That's amazing!
- - No.
- 189
- 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:13,625
- I didn't know you had a new boyfriend.
- That's good.
- 190
- 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,291
- I'm so glad you've moved on
- from that last guy you were seeing.
- 191
- 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,666
- What was his name? Chaz?
- Last time I saw her she was like,
- 192
- 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,416
- "I'm seeing this dickhead."
- 193
- 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,958
- No, I'm Chaz.
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- 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,916
- - What?
- - I'm Chaz, so...
- 195
- 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,833
- Oh, my God.
- 196
- 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,666
- Have you gone out
- with two Chazes in a row?
- 197
- 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,916
- That is such a unique name.
- That's nuts.
- 198
- 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,125
- Sidney? Sidney, is that you? Sidney!
- 199
- 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,541
- Oh, my God, I didn't know...
- 200
- 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,250
- I'm coming. Excuse me.
- 201
- 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,666
- Chaz, darling, this is Sidney.
- 202
- 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,833
- - Hello, Amanda, how are you?
- - Our old flatmate.
- 203
- 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,541
- Who, for some reason, is wearing a kilt,
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- 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,041
- even though he isn't remotely Scottish.
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- 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,416
- Yes, I've gone there.
- 206
- 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,333
- Already regretting it slightly.
- 207
- 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:51,250
- It's quite a heavy plaid,
- 208
- 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,083
- and it's already starting to, um...
- 209
- 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,875
- chafe a little bit in the old groinal...
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- 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,083
- area.
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- 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,041
- The testicles. Hm.
- 212
- 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,500
- - Shall we go in?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,958
- Yes, let's go in. Let's go in.
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- 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,881
- How long have you been
- in the cabaret business?
- 215
- 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:09,541
- I'm not. I'm a music producer.
- 216
- 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,083
- - Who the hell's this other Chaz guy?
- - Don't worry about it.
- 217
- 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,125
- My balls. My dear, old balls.
- I think they'll be fine.
- 218
- 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,541
- It's just sort of working out a way
- of managing them.
- 219
- 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:38,666
- All right, you ready?
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- 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,625
- Yeah.
- 221
- 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,791
- Yeah, I think so.
- 222
- 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:44,833
- Come on.
- 223
- 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,500
- Wait, Jack, um...
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- 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,625
- - Look, I...
- - What's up?
- 225
- 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,208
- You know that I would've...
- 226
- 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,750
- I would've given anything for Dad
- to be here today.
- 227
- 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,125
- But having you walk me
- down the aisle is...
- 228
- 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,666
- - Oh...
- - ...is the next best thing
- 229
- 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,625
- that I could ask for, so...
- 230
- 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,375
- Also, can you look after
- my bag of pills, please?
- 231
- 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,958
- Thanks.
- 232
- 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,166
- Sure.
- 233
- 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,416
- Let's get you hitched.
- 234
- 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:20,583
- Getting hitched!
- 235
- 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,083
- Aah!
- 236
- 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,416
- - Come on.
- - Okay.
- 237
- 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,666
- - Where the fuck is Bryan?
- - He'll be here.
- 238
- 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,833
- Why is he getting
- a fucking haircut now?
- 239
- 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,958
- What's wrong with him?
- 240
- 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,666
- Oh, God! Why did I decide to do this?
- 241
- 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,666
- Because you love him.
- 242
- 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,333
- All right?
- 243
- 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:03,875
- Yeah.
- 244
- 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,125
- Okay. Let's do this.
- 245
- 00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,583
- Oh, no. I nearly forgot to tell you.
- 246
- 00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:13,250
- You remember Dina,
- my American friend that you met in Rome?
- 247
- 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,541
- - Yeah.
- - She's here.
- 248
- 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,791
- Uh...
- 249
- 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:18,958
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 250
- 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250
- Sorry, wait, wait, wait...
- 251
- 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,166
- You said she definitely couldn't come,
- 252
- 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,333
- and besides that, she had
- a boyfriend anyway, right?
- 253
- 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,833
- Yeah, well, it turns out she can come,
- and she's broken up with her boyfriend.
- 254
- 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,125
- - Yeah. Come on, let's go.
- - W-Wait.
- 255
- 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,333
- Okay.
- 256
- 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,375
- Okay.
- 257
- 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,291
- - Mm-hmm?
- - Yeah.
- 258
- 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,541
- Oh, my God.
- 259
- 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,416
- Welcome to all.
- 260
- 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,708
- We are gathered here today
- to bring together
- 261
- 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,041
- Roberto and Hayley.
- 262
- 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,791
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 263
- 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,375
- Sorry. Told you I'd make it.
- 264
- 00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:28,208
- Andrea, this is my brother, Jack.
- And this is my maid of honor, Bryan.
- 265
- 00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,416
- <i>Ciao, ciao.</i>
- 266
- 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,180
- This is Sophia, Roberto's mother.
- 267
- 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,541
- Hello.
- 268
- 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,583
- Hi.
- 269
- 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,666
- Hello. Um...
- 270
- 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,083
- Okay!
- 271
- 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,166
- Nice to meet you all.
- 272
- 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,684
- - He just kissed me full on the mouth.
- - Me too.
- 273
- 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,148
- I think I got some tongue, actually.
- 274
- 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,625
- Oh, you're <i>not</i> in the cabaret.
- 275
- 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,000
- I love your suit, though.
- 276
- 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,458
- - Good, innit? Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 277
- 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:55,291
- My six-year-old nephew
- has one just exactly like that.
- 278
- 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,833
- - Six-year-old nephew.
- - Sounds like a pretty cool kid.
- 279
- 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,017
- Yeah, except his trousers
- are attached to the top half,
- 280
- 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,726
- and he's just got this little flap
- to let his little out.
- 281
- 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,083
- No, this has got the classic zip.
- 282
- 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,708
- Look, I suppose I should go mingle
- with my new relatives.
- 283
- 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,916
- Go, go, go.
- 284
- 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,000
- - Don't get emotional.
- - No, I won't, I won't, I won't.
- 285
- 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,875
- Oh, man.
- 286
- 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,708
- - She looks so happy.
- - Yeah.
- 287
- 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,281
- Did you even get your hair cut?
- 288
- 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,166
- - It looks exactly the same.
- - No, it doesn't.
- 289
- 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,166
- - It does.
- - It's rounder.
- 290
- 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,625
- - Mate...
- - It's rounder, Jack.
- 291
- 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,708
- Hot.
- 292
- 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,291
- - Yeah, it's really hot today.
- - Very hot.
- 293
- 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,416
- It's pretty, though.
- 294
- 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,625
- Oh, what a dress!
- 295
- 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,017
- - Thank you very much.
- - Beautiful.
- 296
- 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,681
- Appreciate that. You as well.
- I mean, it's not... It's not a dress.
- 297
- 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,166
- This is a kilt.
- 298
- 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,375
- Yeah, I know. Yeah.
- 299
- 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,458
- Traditional Scottish... dress.
- 300
- 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,166
- - Right. I knew that.
- - Yes.
- 301
- 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,125
- I'm not Scottish.
- 302
- 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,333
- - You're not?
- - No.
- 303
- 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,875
- Then why are you wearing a kilt?
- 304
- 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,166
- The old Italian sun.
- 305
- 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,166
- Huh.
- 306
- 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,791
- Lichen.
- 307
- 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:19,958
- Um... Oh.
- 308
- 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,041
- Deary me.
- 309
- 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,625
- I don't think you...
- 310
- 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916
- I don't think you should...
- 311
- 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,708
- So, where's your other half?
- 312
- 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,458
- Oh, no other half.
- 313
- 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,333
- Just, you know, half a person today.
- 314
- 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,291
- - I'm half a person.
- - You are?
- 315
- 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,625
- Oh, well...
- 316
- 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,791
- - Deal?
- - Deal.
- 317
- 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,416
- - Wedding buddies.
- - Oh.
- 318
- 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,166
- Is that... That was the deal we made?
- 319
- 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,791
- - We shook on it.
- - We shook.
- 320
- 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,666
- What do wedding buddies do?
- 321
- 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,708
- We hang out a little bit.
- 322
- 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,436
- - Would you like a drink?
- - I'm good...
- 323
- 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,500
- They're free.
- 324
- 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,000
- - Two champagnes?
- - Yeah.
- 325
- 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,000
- - It is, uh, free, but...
- - I'll be right back.
- 326
- 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,833
- - No, I'm okay.
- - You don't go anywhere.
- 327
- 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,041
- - God, there he is.
- - Who?
- 328
- 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,000
- Vitelli.
- 329
- 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,583
- - Oh, wow.
- - Yeah. He makes movie stars, Jack.
- 330
- 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,541
- Movie stars.
- 331
- 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,458
- I've got one chance to impress him.
- 332
- 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,375
- Maybe you can do it
- with your speech later on.
- 333
- 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,458
- Yeah.
- 334
- 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,875
- What speech?
- 335
- 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,291
- Your maid of honor speech.
- 336
- 00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,250
- No one told me I've got
- a maid of honor speech.
- 337
- 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,875
- - Yeah, it's in the program.
- - No, I don't think I do.
- 338
- 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,875
- Oh, no!
- 339
- 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,448
- - I've got nothing prepared!
- - It's gonna be fine.
- 340
- 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,583
- - It's not gonna be fine.
- - Just riff one out, man!
- 341
- 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,184
- - Shit, there's Rebecca.
- - Just vibe it.
- 342
- 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,288
- Don't leave me alone with her, please.
- She clings on.
- 343
- 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,573
- - I can't shake her.
- - Oi, boys!
- 344
- 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,333
- - Yoo! Hiya!
- - Wahey! Here we are!
- 345
- 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,333
- You know what that is!
- 346
- 00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,666
- That's the fun car,
- ready to pick you all up.
- 347
- 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,916
- Thank you.
- 348
- 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,880
- Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
- 349
- 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,998
- - The fun train. Get aboard.
- - Ho!
- 350
- 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,333
- There it is.
- 351
- 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,291
- - Wow, you look amazing.
- - Thanks.
- 352
- 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,208
- - You do. You look fantastic.
- - You too.
- 353
- 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,500
- It's so nice to see you.
- 354
- 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,809
- - You look really great.
- - Oh, thank you.
- 355
- 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,875
- - I'm gonna...
- - Did you get taller?
- 356
- 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,250
- - Are you wearing a Cuban heel?
- - I'll be... Yeah...
- 357
- 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,583
- - Jack?
- - One sec.
- 358
- 00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:20,083
- - Jack? Jack!
- - Yeah?
- 359
- 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,250
- - Hey, I...
- - You look brilliant.
- 360
- 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,666
- - Thanks.
- - I love your suit.
- 361
- 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,916
- Thanks a lot, yeah. I just...
- 362
- 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,880
- I'm going to find a drink
- or something, I think.
- 363
- 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,166
- Oh, yes, please.
- 364
- 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,875
- Jack? Oh, my God.
- 365
- 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,500
- - Jack.
- - Hi.
- 366
- 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:33,958
- Hi.
- 367
- 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,958
- - Hi.
- - It's nice to see...
- 368
- 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,041
- Hi.
- 369
- 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,875
- Nice to see you, too.
- 370
- 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:40,000
- God. Uh...
- 371
- 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,416
- Yeah, I...
- 372
- 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,458
- Good? You're good?
- 373
- 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,500
- - Yeah, I'm good.
- - Good. Yeah.
- 374
- 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,083
- You look great.
- 375
- 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,500
- Thanks.
- 376
- 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,851
- Still can't believe you made me come
- all the way out here
- 377
- 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,017
- just to stare at the guy
- you were shagging for two years.
- 378
- 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,291
- Stop staring at him, then.
- 379
- 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,453
- At least you got an upgrade.
- 380
- 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:58,291
- - Pfft! What upgrade?
- - What do you mean, "what upgrade"?
- 381
- 00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,791
- I'm better looking than him,
- 382
- 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,833
- I'm taller,
- and I'm definitely better in bed.
- 383
- 00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,666
- How do you know?
- Have you slept with him?
- 384
- 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,750
- Well, no. It's obvious, look at him.
- He's just...
- 385
- 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,083
- What do you mean?
- 386
- 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,851
- Are you saying
- that he's better in bed than me?
- 387
- 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,995
- You know what?
- I haven't had time for a full analysis.
- 388
- 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,001
- Really? Well, I have.
- I've literally asked people,
- 389
- 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,583
- and they've all pretty much said,
- 390
- 00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:16,083
- "Yeah, you're great. Cheers, mate."
- 391
- 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,750
- - Go and stand over there, please.
- - What?
- 392
- 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,166
- Further.
- 393
- 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,333
- This good?
- 394
- 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,791
- Perfect.
- 395
- 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,892
- Are you okay?
- 396
- 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,333
- It's a bit overwhelming.
- 397
- 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,208
- No, I'm fine. We're fine.
- 398
- 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,875
- I love you so much.
- 399
- 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,416
- I just want you to have
- the best day ever.
- 400
- 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500
- Oh.
- 401
- 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,666
- Nothing could spoil this day.
- 402
- 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,750
- So, I was in my car
- in this empty parking.
- 403
- 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,125
- Believe me, there was nobody.
- 404
- 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,083
- And Hayley come up to me and say...
- 405
- 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,166
- Fuck me.
- 406
- 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,938
- What did she say?
- 407
- 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,125
- Sorry. Sorry. Just, um...
- 408
- 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,328
- - I'll be back in one second.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 409
- 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:51,948
- I understood that.
- 410
- 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,541
- No, that's not
- what she was trying to say.
- 411
- 00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:08,250
- - Hey.
- - Marc.
- 412
- 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,250
- What the fuck are you doing here?
- 413
- 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,791
- You're surprised to see me?
- 414
- 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,541
- Yeah, I am a bit.
- I mean, everyone else was invited.
- 415
- 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,708
- What do you want?
- 416
- 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,041
- I know! I know!
- 417
- 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,458
- You felt like you had to
- go through with this facade.
- 418
- 00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,458
- But, uh... But I'm here now.
- 419
- 00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,250
- And I'm ready for us to be a happy couple.
- 420
- 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,250
- What?
- 421
- 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:32,083
- Uh, I am already in a happy couple
- with my husband,
- 422
- 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,583
- who's just in that next room.
- 423
- 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,101
- - Hello!
- - Beautiful wedding.
- 424
- 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,125
- So nice of you.
- I'll come and find you in a moment.
- 425
- 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,208
- I'll come and find you.
- 426
- 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,875
- I've told you several times,
- I am not...
- 427
- 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,642
- - Congratulations.
- - Thank you.
- 428
- 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,166
- - I am not interested.
- - No, I know, I know, I know.
- 429
- 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,791
- Because... Because you thought
- I didn't really love you,
- 430
- 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:49,666
- but now I'm proving that I do
- by doing something properly romantic.
- 431
- 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,208
- This is not properly romantic,
- this is psychopathic!
- 432
- 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,541
- Please, Marc, just leave.
- 433
- 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,416
- - Just leave now, please.
- - I just got here.
- 434
- 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,642
- If you don't leave,
- I will have security throw you out.
- 435
- 00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:59,541
- Uh, why... why don't you try that?
- 436
- 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,708
- See what happens.
- 437
- 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,875
- - Listen, you tosser...
- - Hayley.
- 438
- 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,250
- - Hey.
- - Oh, Roberto.
- 439
- 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,791
- Is this one of your English friends
- I'm always hearing about?
- 440
- 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,375
- Hi, I'm Roberto.
- 441
- 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,178
- Yes, yes, this is, uh...
- 442
- 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,750
- This is Marc.
- 443
- 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:16,666
- Um, but he just popped in
- and, sadly, can't stay.
- 444
- 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,291
- - Yes, I can.
- - No. No, you can't, because...
- 445
- 00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,934
- well, there's, um... there's nowhere
- for you to sit, for a start.
- 446
- 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,791
- Oh, no, no, it's no problem.
- 447
- 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,166
- Your cousin, Laura, couldn't make it,
- so we can put him on the English table.
- 448
- 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,458
- Oh!
- 449
- 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,166
- There you go. Perfect.
- 450
- 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,610
- - Come. I'll organize.
- - Brilliant.
- 451
- 00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:33,186
- - Roberto, just...
- - Come on.
- 452
- 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,250
- Um...
- 453
- 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,500
- Yes...
- 454
- 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
- Fuck!
- 455
- 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:39,416
- What about you?
- 456
- 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,559
- - You had a boyfriend.
- - Yeah. No more, though.
- 457
- 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,291
- He thought it was a good idea to sleep
- with almost all of his staff.
- 458
- 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:45,583
- - Ouch.
- - So, yeah.
- 459
- 00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,958
- So it was either fly out for Hayley's
- beautiful wedding in Rome,
- 460
- 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,250
- or go home
- and kick the living fuck out of him.
- 461
- 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,333
- It's not too late.
- 462
- 00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:55,875
- You know, you could always kick
- the fuck out of him when you get back.
- 463
- 00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:56,833
- Best of both worlds.
- 464
- 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,125
- I get back on Tuesday.
- I can fuck him up then.
- 465
- 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,875
- Just before we...
- 466
- 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,666
- Yeah?
- 467
- 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,500
- Uh...
- 468
- 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,416
- I... I used to ask about you...
- 469
- 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,375
- all the time.
- 470
- 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,583
- I used to ask about you, too.
- 471
- 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,000
- There she is!
- 472
- 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:25,583
- - Hi! You look so beautiful!
- - So do you. It's so great to see you.
- 473
- 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,000
- - I'm just gonna borrow him. One second.
- - Yeah.
- 474
- 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,375
- We'll be right back. Sorry.
- 475
- 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,458
- Hold that thought, please. Hold it.
- 476
- 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,833
- Oh, my God, Hayles.
- 477
- 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,458
- She's even more gorgeous than I remember.
- 478
- 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,375
- Look, I know you're busy,
- 479
- 00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,291
- but you said there was an English table.
- 480
- 00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,375
- Is she on that table?
- 481
- 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,625
- Can you just...
- Can you shut up for a second?
- 482
- 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,083
- Just listen to me
- 'cause I've got a bit of a problem.
- 483
- 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,458
- - Fine. What is it?
- - Marc Fisher is here.
- 484
- 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,250
- - What, the creep from school?
- - Yes.
- 485
- 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,958
- Why the hell did you invite him?
- 486
- 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,833
- I didn't invite him, he just came.
- 487
- 00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,083
- Well, just tell him to leave.
- 488
- 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,208
- You can't just turn up
- to a wedding uninvited.
- 489
- 00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,375
- Jack, you don't understand.
- 490
- 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,375
- He's saying that he's in love with me,
- 491
- 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,333
- and he's threatening to go full-on psycho
- and ruin my wedding!
- 492
- 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,166
- - He's what?
- - I know. He's fucking nuts.
- 493
- 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,333
- And he's fucking coked up to his eyeballs!
- 494
- 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,958
- All right. Okay. Don't worry.
- I'll... I'll get him out.
- 495
- 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,375
- You can't! He's too volatile.
- God knows how he'll react.
- 496
- 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:34,583
- - All right. So what, then?
- - I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
- 497
- 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,458
- Oh, God. Have you got my pills?
- 498
- 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,958
- Come on. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 499
- 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:43,083
- - You're not gonna vom', are you?
- - God, you better have a bucket.
- 500
- 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,458
- Fuck!
- 501
- 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:45,791
- Just don't vom...
- 502
- 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,208
- - Oh, my God.
- - What?
- 503
- 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:48,333
- What? What? What?
- 504
- 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,875
- Yes. Yes.
- 505
- 00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:53,625
- This is the sleep medicine
- that I've been taking.
- 506
- 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,767
- Couple of drops of this,
- it would knock him out for hours.
- 507
- 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,041
- It's seriously strong.
- 508
- 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,416
- Sorry, what?
- 509
- 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,083
- And Roberto has put him on your table.
- Oh, my God, it's perfect.
- 510
- 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,000
- Just put a couple of drops of that
- in his champagne glass.
- 511
- 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:06,958
- It'll be brilliant.
- 512
- 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,666
- But just use it sparingly
- 'cause it's the last that I have, okay?
- 513
- 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:10,666
- Put it in your pocket.
- 514
- 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,250
- - Just a quick question.
- - Yes?
- 515
- 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,125
- Are you fucking mental?
- 516
- 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,791
- I'm not gonna roofie Marc Fisher.
- 517
- 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,083
- Listen, Jack.
- 518
- 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,875
- Marc is just about mad enough
- to ruin this whole wedding
- 519
- 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,500
- and humiliate me
- in front of my new family,
- 520
- 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,291
- many of whom already think
- I'm a bit of a dick.
- 521
- 00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,517
- - There has to be another way.
- - There is no other way.
- 522
- 00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,291
- - There isn't. Please.
- - There has to be.
- 523
- 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,684
- - No, there is no other way.
- - There has to be another way!
- 524
- 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,541
- Jack...
- 525
- 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,625
- Hayley! Why do you keep disappearing,
- my beautiful?
- 526
- 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,083
- - We need to do the photos.
- - Oh!
- 527
- 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,583
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 528
- 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,375
- Your sister is an angel, isn't she?
- 529
- 00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,708
- - Yeah!
- - Yes.
- 530
- 00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:46,791
- Come.
- 531
- 00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,833
- Hayley...
- 532
- 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,083
- Hayles? Hayles?
- 533
- 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,458
- Hayles?
- 534
- 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500
- Hayley!
- 535
- 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,700
- She's your sister. She's your sister.
- She's your sister.
- 536
- 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:03,916
- Okay.
- 537
- 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:11,041
- <i>Ciao.</i>
- 538
- 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,750
- You fucking owe me, Hayley.
- 539
- 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,275
- <i>Do you know
- how many different ways eight people</i>
- 540
- 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,416
- <i>can sit around a table?</i>
- 541
- 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,916
- <i>No, don't try to work it out.
- It's really complicated math.</i>
- 542
- 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
- <i>You won't be able to.</i>
- 543
- 00:27:58,458 --> 00:27:59,541
- <i>But there are thousands.</i>
- 544
- 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
- <i>Trust me.</i>
- 545
- 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:02,458
- <i>Look it up later.</i>
- 546
- 00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:04,375
- <i>Anyway, the point is,</i>
- 547
- 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:08,250
- <i>something as seemingly insignificant
- as where we're sitting at a table</i>
- 548
- 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,583
- <i>is actually chance</i>
- 549
- 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,750
- <i>dictating whether love will succeed</i>
- 550
- 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,166
- <i>or fail.</i>
- 551
- 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,375
- <i>Signore e signori,</i>
- ladies and gentlemen...
- 552
- 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,791
- Please be seated.
- Lunch will be served.
- 553
- 00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,583
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
- 554
- 00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,666
- He's just a man. No different to anyone.
- 555
- 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:57,000
- A handsome, imposing,
- successful man.
- 556
- 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,458
- But it's fine.
- Just go over and say hello for God's sake.
- 557
- 00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:00,625
- "Hi, I'm Bryan."
- 558
- 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:01,708
- See, it's easy.
- 559
- 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,750
- He's only human.
- 560
- 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,553
- He goes to the toilet
- just like anyone else.
- 561
- 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,208
- Just imagine him naked.
- 562
- 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,958
- Yeah, a naked man.
- 563
- 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,125
- Just a naked man shitting on a toilet.
- 564
- 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,375
- Oh, we're sat beside each other.
- How fun is that?
- 565
- 00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,791
- Brilliant.
- 566
- 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,166
- Thanks.
- 567
- 00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:42,291
- Mm.
- 568
- 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,375
- Thank you.
- 569
- 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,583
- More, please. Thanks.
- 570
- 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:50,166
- Ahh!
- 571
- 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:52,833
- Hi.
- 572
- 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,041
- Hi.
- 573
- 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,041
- I'm here. And you are...
- 574
- 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,833
- - There. Right.
- - Not quite...
- 575
- 00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,458
- Okay.
- 576
- 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,181
- We can just, you know,
- wave at each other.
- 577
- 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,541
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 578
- 00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,916
- - Hello, I'm Bryan.
- - Dina.
- 579
- 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:07,333
- Wait...
- 580
- 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:08,750
- Wait a second...
- 581
- 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,833
- Hey, man. Hey.
- 582
- 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,791
- Look, can I just, uh...
- 583
- 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,500
- Cheers.
- 584
- 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:22,750
- Uh...
- 585
- 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,083
- There's no way his cock's
- bigger than mine.
- 586
- 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,250
- It might be thicker,
- but it's definitely not longer.
- 587
- 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,166
- Are you seriously
- still going on about this?
- 588
- 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,500
- Well, yeah.
- 589
- 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:34,041
- For you information,
- thicker is just as important.
- 590
- 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,541
- You don't want a long, thin pencil dick
- going up there.
- 591
- 00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:39,333
- - Have I got a pencil dick?
- - Can you please stop?
- 592
- 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,934
- - You're like a 12-year-old.
- - I haven't got the equipment of one.
- 593
- 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,878
- No, you don't.
- You have the brain of one, though.
- 594
- 00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:44,916
- Okay, well...
- 595
- 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,500
- - Hey.
- - Oh, hello.
- 596
- 00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,250
- You have got to be kidding me.
- 597
- 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,791
- Oh, great. I'm not even sitting with you.
- 598
- 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,916
- I've got to sit
- with people I don't know.
- 599
- 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,500
- What was your sister thinking, Jack?
- 600
- 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,583
- You know, I have really no idea.
- 601
- 00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,541
- - All right?
- - Hi.
- 602
- 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000
- This is brilliant, innit?
- 603
- 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,083
- Ah!
- 604
- 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,791
- - We're meant to be together.
- - Mm.
- 605
- 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:10,875
- Apparently.
- 606
- 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,725
- - Hi, everyone.
- - All right, mate?
- 607
- 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,333
- What's Marc Fisher doing here?
- 608
- 00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:23,833
- Uh, I'll explain later.
- 609
- 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,458
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- Mr. and Mrs. Carboni.
- 610
- 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,625
- Cheers. Cheers, guys. Marc.
- 611
- 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,791
- Welcome to table four.
- Yeah, to table four.
- 612
- 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,500
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 613
- 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,500
- Cheers.
- 614
- 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,416
- - To us.
- - Cheers.
- 615
- 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,500
- Could be.
- 616
- 00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:56,125
- Thank you.
- 617
- 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,583
- So how long have you and Amanda
- been seeing each other?
- 618
- 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,916
- - I've been with her for about a year.
- - Whoa!
- 619
- 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,166
- Yeah, and she's chose
- to sit next to her ex-boyfriend
- 620
- 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,000
- over her actual boyfriend, so...
- 621
- 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,250
- It is pretty rude.
- 622
- 00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:11,041
- Especially when you consider
- what sort of, um, relationship they had.
- 623
- 00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,416
- - What do you mean?
- - It was all very physical, you know?
- 624
- 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,791
- I personally don't believe
- 625
- 00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:18,166
- that any sort of meaningful relationship
- is ever built on that much sex,
- 626
- 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,208
- so it is kind of weird
- that they'd sit together.
- 627
- 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,000
- It's just like more...
- 628
- 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:22,958
- And less, like...
- 629
- 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,666
- - Do you know what I mean?
- - Yes. Yeah.
- 630
- 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,500
- Lots of banging, but very little chat.
- 631
- 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,666
- And, you know, where does that sort
- of thing end up, you know?
- 632
- 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,125
- Sorry, mate, can we get a proper drink?
- 633
- 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:33,568
- All about the...
- 634
- 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,583
- And not about the...
- Know what I mean?
- 635
- 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:36,666
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 636
- 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,500
- I see you're wearing
- the cuff links I bought you.
- 637
- 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,000
- Oh, yeah.
- 638
- 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,180
- Well, they were the only ones I had, so...
- 639
- 00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,125
- Fuck you.
- 640
- 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,833
- So, um, I hear you're a journalist.
- 641
- 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,000
- - Yeah.
- - In journalism.
- 642
- 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,791
- Yes, that's right.
- 643
- 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,333
- Yes, got it in one.
- 644
- 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,333
- So, what is that? Fashion stuff?
- 645
- 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,291
- No, I'm a war journalist.
- 646
- 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,750
- I think someone said... Hang on.
- 647
- 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:03,875
- Did you get kidnapped?
- 648
- 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,208
- Yes. Yeah.
- 649
- 00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,708
- Whoops.
- 650
- 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,958
- - Yeah, whoops.
- - Big whoops. No, not whoops.
- 651
- 00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,434
- But you know what I mean, like, careless.
- Well, not careless.
- 652
- 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,416
- - No, not careless.
- - So what happened there?
- 653
- 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,750
- We were on a report in Afghanistan and...
- 654
- 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,750
- Oh, there's your first mistake.
- 655
- 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,708
- Afghanistan, if you please.
- 656
- 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,458
- And what happened? Don't tell me.
- 657
- 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,375
- Um, well, the Taliban...
- 658
- 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,750
- - The Taliban,<i> quelle suprise.</i> Yeah.
- - Right.
- 659
- 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,125
- Yeah, there were Taliban forces
- who came into our space...
- 660
- 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,208
- Uninvited?
- 661
- 00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:34,958
- - Yeah.
- - Of course they were.
- 662
- 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,250
- - Of course.
- - Why are you inviting the Taliban?
- 663
- 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,291
- Doing a report in Afghanistan,
- 664
- 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,916
- and the Taliban forces came in
- and took us outside,
- 665
- 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,059
- - lined us up, held guns to our heads...
- - What were you wearing?
- 666
- 00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,041
- - What?
- - What were you wearing?
- 667
- 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,791
- Because, obviously, this would be, um...
- 668
- 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,541
- not for them.
- 669
- 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:53,291
- Out there they don't like the, um,
- exposed...
- 670
- 00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,291
- breast.
- 671
- 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,875
- Not that this is exposed. This is...
- 672
- 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,958
- This is... Yeah.
- 673
- 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,000
- Absolutely... very well judged.
- 674
- 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,250
- I'd kidnap you.
- 675
- 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,333
- - Oh.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 676
- 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:09,184
- The proof was in the pudding.
- They ended up breaking up.
- 677
- 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,767
- Well, no, because she keeps talking
- about his massive dick, so...
- 678
- 00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:15,291
- - Really?
- - Yeah, well, mine's big anyway, so...
- 679
- 00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:17,708
- - How big?
- - Bigger than his, probably.
- 680
- 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,471
- What you talking about? A spoon or a fork?
- 681
- 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,541
- - Both.
- - Can you point out on the table what size?
- 682
- 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,250
- Both. Stuck together.
- 683
- 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,916
- - Those two stuck together?
- - Yes.
- 684
- 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:36,083
- - Who's the American?
- - Oh, that's Hayley's friend, Dina.
- 685
- 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:39,166
- God, yeah, the lady you met in Rome
- and wouldn't stop going on about.
- 686
- 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,291
- I don't go on about her.
- 687
- 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,458
- Oh, come on, you found every excuse
- in the world to talk about her.
- 688
- 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,416
- We'd been there for, uh, many days.
- 689
- 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:50,291
- We actually had no idea if it was,
- you know, day or night at that point and...
- 690
- 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,666
- I'm in car insurance.
- 691
- 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,375
- - What?
- - I'm in car insurance.
- 692
- 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,375
- - Okay.
- - It is okay.
- 693
- 00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:00,708
- Oh, okay.
- 694
- 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,916
- It's not as boring as it sounds,
- thank you.
- 695
- 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:06,875
- - I'm sorry. Go ahead.
- - That's fine. So, yes, um...
- 696
- 00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:10,958
- I work with a couple of guys
- called Jim and, um, Jeff.
- 697
- 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,458
- Well, I call him Jeff.
- Jim calls him Jeffrey.
- 698
- 00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:16,041
- Jim started in 2001.
- 699
- 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,041
- And then Jeff started...
- 700
- 00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,375
- - Lovely.
- - Thanks.
- 701
- 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,458
- <i>Grazie.</i>
- 702
- 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,916
- <i>- Grazie.</i>
- - That's it.
- 703
- 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:25,416
- And then Jeff started
- a couple of years after that...
- 704
- 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,083
- I thought she had a boyfriend.
- 705
- 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,541
- Well, not anymore.
- 706
- 00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:31,000
- Turns out he cheated on her
- really horrifically.
- 707
- 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,500
- Oh, that's great, man.
- 708
- 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,892
- That's great. You should really
- take your chance this time.
- 709
- 00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,416
- Well, now I intend to.
- 710
- 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:40,375
- So, yes, Jim and Jeff
- are hilarious.
- 711
- 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,541
- God, you're slinging 'em back,
- aren't you?
- 712
- 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,458
- - You know, if the situation calls for it.
- - Oh, sure.
- 713
- 00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,375
- Which it does.
- 714
- 00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,418
- Were you allowed to drink
- when you were kidnapped?
- 715
- 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,053
- Another time.
- I must tell you this.
- 716
- 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:13,416
- I've parked my bike
- and outside it's spring,
- 717
- 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,375
- and locked her up, and I go in,
- 718
- 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
- open the door,
- 719
- 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,041
- and, um, syrup.
- 720
- 00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:19,791
- - What?
- - Syrup.
- 721
- 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,833
- - Syrup?
- - Syrup all on the door handle.
- 722
- 00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:24,601
- To the extent that there's syrup
- actually on the floor underneath it.
- 723
- 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,333
- - On the carpet.
- - Another Jeff bit?
- 724
- 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,750
- Jim. What, Jeff?
- 725
- 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,833
- I said, "Jeff bit," like Jeff...
- 726
- 00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,916
- No, this is not Jeff. This is before Jeff.
- 727
- 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,458
- Oh, I'm sorry, I...
- 728
- 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,041
- Yeah, you're right, it's...
- 729
- 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,750
- This is Jim. Am I talking to myself?
- 730
- 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:39,833
- No.
- 731
- 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,916
- Jeff didn't start until 2008.
- 732
- 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:43,666
- No, hang on a minute.
- 733
- 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:44,916
- I'd got rid of the bike,
- 734
- 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,666
- so he would've started in the spring...
- 735
- 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,750
- of...
- 736
- 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:51,166
- two thousand and...
- 737
- 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
- wait for it...
- 738
- 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,767
- - You know what? Don't worry about it.
- - May as well get it.
- 739
- 00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:56,791
- Bryan.
- 740
- 00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,458
- Bryan, can you do me a favor, mate?
- 741
- 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,791
- Could you keep an eye on Marc?
- If he moves, just come and grab me.
- 742
- 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,958
- I'm gonna make my move.
- 743
- 00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:07,041
- Wish me luck.
- 744
- 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,666
- It was 2006, back on in...
- 745
- 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,583
- Yes, 2008. Yes, here he his.
- 746
- 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,208
- - Sorry to interrupt.
- - Hello.
- 747
- 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:16,750
- Good, man. Um, just wondering if you
- want to grab a drink at the bar.
- 748
- 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,500
- - I would love to. Excuse us.
- - That sounds fantastic!
- 749
- 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:24,958
- Okay.
- 750
- 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,625
- - You coming, Jack?
- - Yeah. Of course.
- 751
- 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:45,875
- Oh, Vitelli.
- 752
- 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,375
- - What? Where are you going?
- - Vitelli.
- 753
- 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,958
- - Oh, do you want me to come with you?
- - God, no.
- 754
- 00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:52,875
- Cool.
- 755
- 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,666
- Oh... I told you...
- 756
- 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,500
- Mr... Mr. Vitelli.
- 757
- 00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:02,833
- - Yeah?
- - My name is Bryan.
- 758
- 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,500
- Oh, nice to meet you.
- 759
- 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,291
- Bryan?
- 760
- 00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:11,458
- Mm. Sorry. Um...
- 761
- 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,250
- Would you mind if I sit down?
- 762
- 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,166
- I just want to sit down.
- 763
- 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,195
- It's okay, Bryan. Can I help you?
- 764
- 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,541
- - Oh, yes.
- - Yeah?
- 765
- 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:24,916
- Mr. Vitelli, I just wanted to say
- that I am such a huge fan.
- 766
- 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,958
- - Thank you. Thank you very much.
- - No, really, I am.
- 767
- 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:33,833
- And I would just be fascinated
- to understand where you get the...
- 768
- 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,500
- ...idea for your films.
- 769
- 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,250
- - The ideas?
- - The ideas.
- 770
- 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,458
- Oh, well...
- 771
- 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:40,541
- Uh...
- 772
- 00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,416
- Well, you know,
- the thing about ideas is that...
- 773
- 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:44,750
- Hmm.
- 774
- 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,500
- ...they're not created.
- 775
- 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,500
- They come to you just like...
- 776
- 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,041
- um, happy accidents.
- 777
- 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,208
- You know what I mean?
- Inside you. Just really...
- 778
- 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,625
- from somewhere inside you.
- Some secret, dark...
- 779
- 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,708
- - Dark place.
- - ...blind place inside of you.
- 780
- 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:01,916
- That's brilliant.
- 781
- 00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,833
- Hey, man?
- 782
- 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,166
- Mm.
- 783
- 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:18,916
- Vitelli.
- 784
- 00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:23,166
- - Okay, thank you for coming.
- - Thank you.
- 785
- 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,250
- Thank you.
- 786
- 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,125
- - It's been nice to talk with you.
- - Thank you.
- 787
- 00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,208
- Yeah.
- 788
- 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:31,416
- Thank you.
- 789
- 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,458
- How'd it go?
- 790
- 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:37,583
- Hm?
- 791
- 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,166
- - Vitelli? How did it go?
- - Yeah, all right.
- 792
- 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,666
- Oh, my God, I knew it.
- 793
- 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,333
- What a story. What a night.
- 794
- 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,833
- That is nuts.
- I can see that you're buzzin'.
- 795
- 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,458
- Jeff's stood there, laughing.
- He's still got the glove on.
- 796
- 00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:00,208
- - Laughing behind the glove.
- - Oh.
- 797
- 00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,375
- Still, also with the purple track suit.
- 798
- 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,708
- And I'm like, "Yeah, that worked.
- That worked. As planned."
- 799
- 00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:07,166
- - Sidney, sorry.
- - Mm.
- 800
- 00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:09,958
- I'd hate to sound rude, but, um...
- 801
- 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,541
- I was just kind of hoping
- 802
- 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
- to have kind of a private chat.
- 803
- 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,291
- As in...
- 804
- 00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,583
- just the two of us.
- 805
- 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,041
- Man to man.
- 806
- 00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,166
- Would you mind just, um...?
- 807
- 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,000
- Okay, Sidney?
- 808
- 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,916
- - Yes, Jack?
- - What I meant, uh...
- 809
- 00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:32,958
- I meant Dina and me.
- 810
- 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250
- So, where do I go?
- 811
- 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,666
- I mean, I don't know, man.
- 812
- 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:40,166
- Uh, over there?
- 813
- 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,000
- - Over there?
- - Yeah.
- 814
- 00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,416
- I'll pop off.
- 815
- 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:50,291
- Yeah, you're cool.
- I'll see you in a minute.
- 816
- 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,583
- - You're cool, too.
- - Okay.
- 817
- 00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,291
- - Oh!
- - I feel awful.
- 818
- 00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,250
- That felt horrible.
- 819
- 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,125
- Look at you, you're such a baller.
- 820
- 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,291
- You're so chilled out about it. I love it.
- I think you're amazing.
- 821
- 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:11,333
- I actually do think you're amazing.
- 822
- 00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,416
- But whatever, you know?
- 823
- 00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,398
- <i>She loves you. She loves you!</i>
- 824
- 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,166
- She's yours.
- 825
- 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,916
- You got this.
- 826
- 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,208
- <i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She definitely loves you.</i>
- 827
- 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:31,333
- Quickly, before Sidney gets back.
- Just tell me what you've been up to.
- 828
- 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,458
- Quickly? Just tell you...
- 829
- 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,083
- Tell me everything you've done
- in three years in ten seconds.
- 830
- 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,291
- - Just...
- - Sid can do that.
- 831
- 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,791
- Since the last time I saw you,
- I've had a failed relationship.
- 832
- 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,750
- Amanda, who's sat right next to me.
- 833
- 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,125
- Um...
- 834
- 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,166
- Then I went to Asia, traveled around,
- 835
- 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,791
- got a horrible disease, um, came back,
- 836
- 00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750
- and then I just recently qualified
- as a structural engineer...
- 837
- 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,666
- at last.
- 838
- 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,000
- Hey! That was eight seconds!
- 839
- 00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,750
- - You were actually counting?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 840
- 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:59,583
- I mean, you have two seconds left,
- but you don't have anything to fill.
- 841
- 00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,291
- No, I really don't.
- It's a sad, sad, sad admission.
- 842
- 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,583
- I mean, that's a lot of just... blah.
- 843
- 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,750
- - Hey.
- - Sorry, just one second.
- 844
- 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,541
- You're... You're awake.
- 845
- 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,041
- I'm awake. Of course I'm awake.
- 846
- 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,458
- Why wouldn't I be awake?
- Anyway, we need to talk.
- 847
- 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,458
- Right. Um, yes.
- 848
- 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,381
- Just as long as you're not going to say
- that we're meant to be together.
- 849
- 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:25,708
- Oh, uh...
- 850
- 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,870
- We are meant to be together.
- 851
- 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,041
- What planet are you on, Marc?
- 852
- 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,630
- Do you want me to just tattoo it
- on my forehead?
- 853
- 00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,291
- I love Roberto.
- 854
- 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,041
- Uh, no.
- 855
- 00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:38,666
- What do you mean, "no"?
- 856
- 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,916
- The connection between us is undeniable.
- 857
- 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,583
- You're just scared of telling Roberto,
- but it's okay, it's okay.
- 858
- 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,583
- He does need to know,
- so you tell him, or I'll do it for you.
- 859
- 00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,791
- <i>Signore e signori,</i>
- ladies and gentlemen...
- 860
- 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:54,708
- We'll now have
- our first dance
- 861
- 00:42:54,791 --> 00:42:56,083
- with Hayley and Roberto.
- 862
- 00:42:58,666 --> 00:42:59,791
- Please stay here.
- 863
- 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,625
- So, come on. Your turn.
- 864
- 00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,333
- I was a foreign correspondent,
- as you might remember.
- 865
- 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,500
- I went off to some very horrific places.
- 866
- 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,291
- I saw a lot of people get shot.
- I was kidnapped.
- 867
- 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,291
- Came back home.
- 868
- 00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,416
- My mom got sick and died.
- 869
- 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,208
- And I found out that my boyfriend
- 870
- 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:51,916
- loves having sex with anything
- with an available orifice, so...
- 871
- 00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,416
- That's...
- 872
- 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:56,833
- - Wow.
- - That's it.
- 873
- 00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,708
- - Um...
- - Yeah.
- 874
- 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,166
- I'm sorry.
- 875
- 00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:03,750
- Oh, yeah, it's okay. It's just...
- You know, it's life.
- 876
- 00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:06,125
- No, I mean I'm sorry
- that it was 12 seconds.
- 877
- 00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:08,291
- So, that's...
- 878
- 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:10,458
- Oh, it means you lose.
- 879
- 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:11,958
- Wow.
- 880
- 00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:13,041
- Well, let's...
- 881
- 00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,625
- Hey, let's just hope...
- 882
- 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,541
- it's only good luck from now, right?
- 883
- 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,416
- Yeah, fingers crossed.
- 884
- 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125
- - Your dress!
- - Sorry!
- 885
- 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,791
- - Where are we going?
- - Just here is fine. Just here.
- 886
- 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,541
- - You okay?
- - No, not really.
- 887
- 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:40,875
- - Marc is still totally fucking wide awake!
- - What? How?
- 888
- 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,666
- Jesus, Jack. It was a simple plan.
- 889
- 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,291
- How did you mess this up?
- 890
- 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:45,375
- Hey!
- 891
- 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:47,791
- You do know this is my first time
- spiking someone's drink.
- 892
- 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:48,750
- Shush!
- 893
- 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:51,500
- - I already feel awful about it, and now...
- - Yeah, I know.
- 894
- 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:55,125
- Look, please, will you just make sure
- he doesn't go anywhere near Roberto?
- 895
- 00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,458
- I have to go and do something.
- 896
- 00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,916
- - What do you have to go do?
- - Just more fucking photos!
- 897
- 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,791
- How's it going with Dina?
- 898
- 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,041
- Yeah, no, it's good, it's good, it's good.
- 899
- 00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,333
- - It's good.
- - That's great.
- 900
- 00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:06,336
- You know what, though?
- It's like Mum used to say.
- 901
- 00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,416
- You expect the worst,
- but hope for the best,
- 902
- 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,208
- and I feel like this is our moment.
- 903
- 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,458
- - This is... This is...
- - Yeah, that's great. Great.
- 904
- 00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,291
- Hello, nads.
- 905
- 00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:24,041
- Hello.
- 906
- 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,125
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 907
- 00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:27,875
- - I'm Cristina.
- - Would you mind holding that, Cristina?
- 908
- 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,125
- I need to do a bit of, um...
- 909
- 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
- a bit of admin.
- 910
- 00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:36,000
- Kilt... Hang on.
- 911
- 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,166
- Sorry.
- 912
- 00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:40,125
- Under the, uh...
- 913
- 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,916
- How do they bloody do this?
- 914
- 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,541
- That's wrapped 'round like nunchucks.
- 915
- 00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:48,625
- Ah.
- 916
- 00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,958
- Just unwrapping.
- 917
- 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,416
- Hm. Hey presto.
- 918
- 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,083
- Thank you. I'm Sidney.
- 919
- 00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,166
- Okay.
- 920
- 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,625
- Okay.
- 921
- 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,208
- That's okay.
- 922
- 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,833
- Off she goes.
- 923
- 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:12,666
- Mm!
- 924
- 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:14,458
- Hey, man. Uh...
- 925
- 00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,416
- All right?
- 926
- 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,208
- I was gonna say, well done back there.
- 927
- 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,833
- Excuse me?
- 928
- 00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:20,291
- No, it's the way you orchestrated
- 929
- 00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:22,855
- that you'd be sitting next to Amanda
- at the wedding.
- 930
- 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,125
- What, you think I wanted to sit next to
- my ex-girlfriend at my sister's wedding?
- 931
- 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,708
- But I'm not a masochist.
- 932
- 00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:31,291
- - Bit of a coincidence, though, isn't it?
- - Is it, though?
- 933
- 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,833
- Yeah, it is. You know, yeah.
- 934
- 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:35,666
- Look, uh, mate, um...
- 935
- 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,875
- Amanda and I are totally, totally done.
- 936
- 00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,416
- I mean, we went out for two years,
- 937
- 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,740
- but by the end of which,
- we pretty much hated each other.
- 938
- 00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,311
- So you're saying you hate her now, eh?
- 939
- 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,083
- - "Hate" is a strong word.
- - You just said it.
- 940
- 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083
- But definitely dislike.
- 941
- 00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:50,583
- You be careful, mate.
- 942
- 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,000
- 'Cause that's my future fiancée
- you're talking about.
- 943
- 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:55,083
- - Really?
- - What do you mean, "really?"
- 944
- 00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:58,708
- Oh, what? Because I haven't got that?
- Yeah?
- 945
- 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:02,375
- I couldn't fill those boots? Huh? What?
- What went through your mind just then?
- 946
- 00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,000
- "Oh, this guy in front of me
- 947
- 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,601
- has got a really tiny, weird penis
- that everyone's laughing at."
- 948
- 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,101
- No, they're not. They're laughing at you.
- 949
- 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,684
- 'Cause you're the weirdo
- who's walking around with your big penis.
- 950
- 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,625
- "Oh, look at me!
- I'm at a wedding with a big dick!
- 951
- 00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,875
- Everyone respect me
- because of my big penis!
- 952
- 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,333
- Ooh! Oh, it's really girthy!
- It's really girthy!
- 953
- 00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:20,125
- Please like it! Please like it!"
- 954
- 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,416
- - I'm sorry, you completely lost me.
- - Exactly.
- 955
- 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,125
- Stay away from her.
- 956
- 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,500
- - Okay.
- - Good.
- 957
- 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,666
- - I will.
- - Okay.
- 958
- 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 959
- 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,500
- - Good chat.
- - Yeah, great chat.
- 960
- 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,333
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 961
- 00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,416
- - All right.
- - Yeah.
- 962
- 00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,041
- Hey.
- 963
- 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,458
- - Hey, you.
- - Is everything okay?
- 964
- 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,083
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- 965
- 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,833
- - Do you want a drink?
- - Yeah, no, I really do.
- 966
- 00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,333
- I think I might change out the wine
- and go for a gin and...
- 967
- 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:55,583
- Fuck.
- 968
- 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,041
- One sec.
- 969
- 00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,083
- He wants a Gin and Fuck, please. Thanks.
- 970
- 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,125
- I'm kidding.
- 971
- 00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,458
- What are you doing?
- 972
- 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:15,583
- - Just here.
- - Ow!
- 973
- 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:16,833
- I'm so sorry.
- 974
- 00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,125
- Sorry. Sorry.
- 975
- 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,958
- Um... Why... No, okay.
- 976
- 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,375
- Just hold on one sec.
- 977
- 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,041
- Sorry.
- 978
- 00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,083
- I know you have this thing
- for Hayley, right,
- 979
- 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,958
- but she doesn't feel the same,
- so you need to accept that.
- 980
- 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,666
- Oh, oh, oh. Is that right?
- 981
- 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,208
- Then, um... hmm...
- 982
- 00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:36,125
- how come we shagged three weeks ago?
- 983
- 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,875
- - What?
- - That's right.
- 984
- 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,916
- Shagged.
- 985
- 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,541
- Just...
- 986
- 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,708
- Okay, I really... I really don't know
- what's happening here,
- 987
- 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,166
- but I do know that she's happy.
- 988
- 00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,416
- Please, please don't ruin that.
- 989
- 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,625
- Okay, okay.
- 990
- 00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,875
- But I'm gonna make her happy! Idiot!
- 991
- 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:01,041
- No, okay...
- 992
- 00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:02,791
- Okay, okay...
- 993
- 00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:04,458
- Oh, God, this is happening!
- 994
- 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:07,041
- I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
- 995
- 00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:11,000
- - Ah, now, Jack...
- - Sidney!
- 996
- 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,625
- I'm gonna nip back to the hotel,
- put some trousers on.
- 997
- 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,348
- - The kilt's too much.
- - Brilliant! Great!
- 998
- 00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,875
- Could you just give me
- a hand for just one second? Sidney!
- 999
- 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,708
- - Sidney!
- - Yes. Yes, Jack.
- 1000
- 00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,333
- - Sidney!
- - Yes, I'm coming.
- 1001
- 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,041
- - I need to find a room.
- - Yeah, what's going on?
- 1002
- 00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,458
- I'll explain it later.
- 1003
- 00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,583
- - I'm Federico Vitelli.
- - Dina.
- 1004
- 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,500
- - Dina, nice to meet you.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 1005
- 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,125
- I love your work.
- 1006
- 00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:33,291
- Ah!
- 1007
- 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,416
- We're in! Okay.
- 1008
- 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,000
- - Sidney?
- - Yes?
- 1009
- 00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:37,916
- - That cupboard!
- - Yes.
- 1010
- 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,708
- - The other door, Sidney!
- - Both doors?
- 1011
- 00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:41,291
- There we go. Okay.
- 1012
- 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:43,208
- Wowzers!
- 1013
- 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,333
- - Please don't put me in the cupboard!
- - Bye-bye!
- 1014
- 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,184
- I think Jim has that painting.
- 1015
- 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:49,250
- - Yeah!
- - Lovely stuff.
- 1016
- 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:52,333
- Please! Help!
- 1017
- 00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,541
- Hello.
- 1018
- 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,683
- Can I borrow you for a sec?
- 1019
- 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,041
- Uh, yeah, sure.
- 1020
- 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,708
- Um, sorry.
- 1021
- 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,250
- Sorry.
- 1022
- 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,166
- Jack?
- 1023
- 00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:10,125
- All right.
- 1024
- 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,875
- I want an answer, and I want it now.
- 1025
- 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,541
- About what, Chaz?
- 1026
- 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,083
- Just the whole marriage thing.
- 1027
- 00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,666
- Look, is it because of your ex-boyfriend?
- Is that the issue?
- 1028
- 00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:19,500
- Oh, God! Don't be ridiculous!
- 1029
- 00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,583
- All right, good, 'cause, um...
- 1030
- 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,208
- he said he hated you, so...
- 1031
- 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:25,583
- Mmm.
- 1032
- 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,458
- That's good stuff.
- 1033
- 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,333
- He what?
- 1034
- 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,375
- Help me!
- 1035
- 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:39,833
- I'm in the cupboard!
- 1036
- 00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,125
- Hello!
- 1037
- 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,083
- What?
- 1038
- 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,041
- So, I just heard something
- a little bit weird.
- 1039
- 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:59,583
- Apparently, you shagged
- Marc Fisher three weeks ago.
- 1040
- 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,208
- Did he say that?
- 1041
- 00:51:02,791 --> 00:51:05,250
- You know, that really is unbelievable.
- I mean, the nerve!
- 1042
- 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,083
- My God! You are the worst liar
- in the entire world!
- 1043
- 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,375
- What were you thinking?
- 1044
- 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,208
- I know, I really fucked up.
- It was an accident.
- 1045
- 00:51:12,916 --> 00:51:14,333
- - Hello!
- - Hello.
- 1046
- 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,958
- How the hell do you have sex
- with someone by accident?
- 1047
- 00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:20,916
- How does that happen?
- 1048
- 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,541
- Shh. Please. Let me explain.
- 1049
- 00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:24,585
- You know when I came to London
- a couple weeks ago,
- 1050
- 00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,351
- and I was really fucking stressed
- about the wedding?
- 1051
- 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,375
- I went to the pub,
- and I had a couple of drinks,
- 1052
- 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,125
- and who walks in but Marc Fisher.
- 1053
- 00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,041
- We start chatting,
- we had a couple of shots,
- 1054
- 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,517
- and before we know it,
- one thing leads to another, all right?
- 1055
- 00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,291
- But it didn't mean anything, Jack.
- 1056
- 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:40,458
- Of course, it turns out that he's been
- obsessed with me since we were 15.
- 1057
- 00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,125
- Fifteen, Jack, and nothing ever happened.
- 1058
- 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,017
- Yeah, we snogged a couple of times.
- Maybe he felt my tits. I don't know.
- 1059
- 00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,802
- - Maybe I rubbed him up against his jeans.
- - I don't need the details.
- 1060
- 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:49,875
- Sorry.
- 1061
- 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:52,708
- Jesus, Hayley.
- I thought you loved Roberto.
- 1062
- 00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,791
- Oh, my God. I do.
- 1063
- 00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,000
- I do. More than anything.
- 1064
- 00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,500
- He can never find out.
- 1065
- 00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,208
- It would kill him.
- 1066
- 00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,208
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1067
- 00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:07,375
- now we'll have the speech
- of the maid of honor, Bryan.
- 1068
- 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,375
- Where is Bryan?
- 1069
- 00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,625
- Bryan.
- 1070
- 00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:22,375
- Oh! Hey, hey. How you doing, man?
- 1071
- 00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,791
- Okay.
- 1072
- 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:24,875
- Um...
- 1073
- 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,916
- - They're calling to do your speech.
- - Speech?
- 1074
- 00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,791
- The speech you have to do
- for the wedding, remember?
- 1075
- 00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,000
- - What wedding?
- - This one.
- 1076
- 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,375
- The one we're at. Hayley's wedding.
- You're maid of honor.
- 1077
- 00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,418
- - Man of honor, yeah.
- - Yeah, right, right, right.
- 1078
- 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:39,750
- - You wanted to impress Vitelli, remember?
- - Oh, yeah, Vitelli.
- 1079
- 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:43,958
- Where is he?
- 1080
- 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:46,750
- Oh!
- 1081
- 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:54,833
- Whoa, whoa, hey.
- 1082
- 00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:15,375
- Mm.
- 1083
- 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,458
- Why are all these people
- looking at me?
- 1084
- 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:27,625
- Oh.
- 1085
- 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,083
- This dream just gets weirder and weirder.
- 1086
- 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,250
- Even Vitelli.
- 1087
- 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,083
- The Italian film director.
- 1088
- 00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,125
- Yeah, he's good-looking, isn't he?
- 1089
- 00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,750
- I fancy him a bit, but...
- 1090
- 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,625
- I'm not even gay, but...
- 1091
- 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,083
- I'd do it anyway.
- 1092
- 00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:52,666
- Mm.
- 1093
- 00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:55,750
- I wish he'd give me a part
- in one of his films, though.
- 1094
- 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
- Just a part.
- 1095
- 00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,541
- Just a little part.
- 1096
- 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,291
- I'd do it good.
- 1097
- 00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:03,875
- I'd do it good for you.
- 1098
- 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,458
- Just give me a part, you bastard!
- 1099
- 00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:20,166
- That's cake.
- 1100
- 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,125
- Dream cake.
- 1101
- 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,083
- Bryan, Bryan...
- 1102
- 00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,375
- - I'll just...
- - No!
- 1103
- 00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
- I'm just gonna take you
- to the toilet, okay?
- 1104
- 00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,916
- An applause for the maid of honor.
- 1105
- 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,375
- Yeah. Hm.
- 1106
- 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:54,916
- Help!
- 1107
- 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:56,958
- Help!
- 1108
- 00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,500
- Help!
- 1109
- 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:02,916
- Help! Help! Help!
- 1110
- 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,291
- Help! Help! Help!
- 1111
- 00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:06,666
- Anybody!
- 1112
- 00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,708
- Oh.
- 1113
- 00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:15,208
- Thanks.
- 1114
- 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,083
- That beautiful cake.
- 1115
- 00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:22,011
- What? What's wrong?
- 1116
- 00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:25,375
- Oh, my God. I've got a crisis at work.
- I have to leave.
- 1117
- 00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:28,875
- - We can take my car if you want.
- - Oh, my God, that would be amazing.
- 1118
- 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,500
- - Thank you so much.
- - Yeah. Let's go.
- 1119
- 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,375
- I'll see you out there.
- 1120
- 00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,625
- Hayley, hi. <i>Scusi.</i>
- 1121
- 00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:44,000
- I have to leave. I'm so sorry.
- 1122
- 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:45,309
- - Oh, no!
- - Something at my work.
- 1123
- 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,708
- Oh, okay. Look, don't worry.
- 1124
- 00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:49,000
- Dina's leaving. Come on, go.
- 1125
- 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,208
- - Okay.
- - Oh, God!
- 1126
- 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,291
- Um...
- 1127
- 00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:55,333
- Yeah, uh, sit down. Sit down, Bryan.
- 1128
- 00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:57,791
- Oh, my God.
- 1129
- 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,500
- Okay.
- 1130
- 00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:01,750
- Bye, Bryan.
- 1131
- 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,500
- Bye.
- 1132
- 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,333
- Dina?
- 1133
- 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,958
- Jack. Hi. I was looking for you.
- 1134
- 00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,976
- - You're not going, are you?
- - I know. I'm so sorry.
- 1135
- 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,640
- I was trying to say goodbye.
- There's been this hurricane in Mexico.
- 1136
- 00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,642
- I gotta get back 'cause
- my editor has food poisoning.
- 1137
- 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:20,333
- It's a long story, but I'm so sorry.
- 1138
- 00:56:20,416 --> 00:56:23,458
- But maybe we can
- get together another time or...
- 1139
- 00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,916
- Will you be in Mexico
- or Guadalajara anytime soon?
- 1140
- 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,250
- Look, I just have to say something. Um...
- 1141
- 00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:30,666
- Yeah.
- 1142
- 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,333
- Listen. I...
- 1143
- 00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:33,791
- Ha! There he is!
- 1144
- 00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,708
- - So, you hate me, huh?
- - What?
- 1145
- 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:39,041
- - Chaz just told me you hate me.
- - I didn't say "hate."
- 1146
- 00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,166
- Well, you did say, so...
- 1147
- 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:43,541
- Okay, no, I did say "hate,"
- 1148
- 00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:44,916
- but then I changed it.
- 1149
- 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,083
- Yeah, to "dislike."
- 1150
- 00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:49,708
- - Aww, that's so sweet of you, Jack.
- - You don't like me either!
- 1151
- 00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:53,291
- Why do we have to pretend our relationship
- was anything other than the misery it was?
- 1152
- 00:56:57,375 --> 00:57:00,000
- - Right?
- - Okay. Yeah, okay.
- 1153
- 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,458
- I guess you make a fair point.
- 1154
- 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,583
- - Thank you.
- <i>- </i>Yeah.
- 1155
- 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,208
- Just one more thing.
- 1156
- 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,708
- - What?
- - Oh my God! Jack!
- 1157
- 00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,625
- You are a piece of shit!
- 1158
- 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:12,208
- Jack, are you okay?
- 1159
- 00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,541
- Oh, my God. Jack, wait.
- 1160
- 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,083
- Yes, I will marry you, Chaz.
- 1161
- 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,833
- Yeah, I don't know if I...
- 1162
- 00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:17,958
- Um...
- 1163
- 00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:19,083
- Let me just...
- 1164
- 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,226
- - Woo!
- - My nose bleeds all the time!
- 1165
- 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,666
- Hayley and I shagged!
- 1166
- 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,934
- - What did he say?
- - No!
- 1167
- 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,833
- But what is he doing?
- 1168
- 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:38,017
- Sorry, but it's true, Hayley and I shagged,
- and we love each other.
- 1169
- 00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,916
- Hayley, come on. Tell them.
- 1170
- 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,458
- Get the hell off the stage.
- 1171
- 00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:47,750
- Hayley! Hayley! Hayley!
- 1172
- 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,041
- - No, you go. You go save the world.
- - I'm so sorry.
- 1173
- 00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,416
- It always bleeds.
- 1174
- 00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,541
- It's fine.
- 1175
- 00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,416
- Go.
- 1176
- 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,666
- - I'll text you.
- - Yeah.
- 1177
- 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,500
- Damn it.
- 1178
- 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,500
- Go. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
- 1179
- 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:02,750
- Pfft!
- 1180
- 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,208
- Hayley!
- 1181
- 00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,541
- Hayley!
- 1182
- 00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,250
- Is it true?
- 1183
- 00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:26,583
- Listen...
- 1184
- 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,666
- No...
- 1185
- 00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:37,666
- Come on, take a seat.
- 1186
- 00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:47,833
- Vitelli...
- 1187
- 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,500
- Vitelli...
- 1188
- 00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,333
- Vitelli...
- 1189
- 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:53,833
- Give us a part, you bastard.
- 1190
- 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,125
- Oh, shit.
- 1191
- 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,750
- Roberto, please.
- 1192
- 00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:12,625
- Please just talk to me.
- 1193
- 00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,875
- I can't believe it. How could you do it?
- 1194
- 00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:18,541
- - It's a fucking nightmare, Hayley.
- - I know.
- 1195
- 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,375
- It was such a mistake, and I'm so sorry,
- and I love you more than...
- 1196
- 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,791
- No, it's over.
- 1197
- 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:26,142
- - Please, let me just explain it to you.
- - No, no, no. I don't want to talk to you.
- 1198
- 00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:28,166
- Never. Never again. It's over.
- 1199
- 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,375
- - This wedding is over!
- - Roberto!
- 1200
- 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,541
- Oh, my God!
- 1201
- 00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,500
- <i>And there we go.</i>
- 1202
- 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:42,541
- <i>One bit of bad luck
- and it all goes tits up.</i>
- 1203
- 00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:45,750
- <i>But what if things had gone differently?</i>
- 1204
- 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:50,000
- <i>Remember what I was saying
- about the thousands of ways</i>
- 1205
- 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,250
- <i>eight people can sit around a table?</i>
- 1206
- 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,125
- Cheers.
- 1207
- 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,708
- Cheers.
- 1208
- 01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,375
- <i>And then, finally,</i>
- 1209
- 01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:59,291
- <i>there's just one last hope
- that it might all go right.</i>
- 1210
- 01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:02,041
- Hey, uh, everyone.
- 1211
- 01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:12,958
- Oh, fuck.
- 1212
- 01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,916
- - What's the matter?
- - Oh, fuck!
- 1213
- 01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,125
- Jack?
- 1214
- 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,833
- Oh, shit!
- 1215
- 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,451
- - Jack, what's...
- - I'm not supposed to be here.
- 1216
- 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,750
- What? Jack.
- 1217
- 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,375
- Sorry, sorry...
- 1218
- 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,541
- Sorry.
- 1219
- 01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:32,041
- Fuck!
- 1220
- 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,166
- Excuse us. <i>Scusi.</i>
- 1221
- 01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,791
- What on earth are you doing?
- 1222
- 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,750
- I've just taken a really strong sedative.
- 1223
- 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,708
- That's a really weird thing
- to do at your sister's wedding.
- 1224
- 01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,958
- Well, I didn't do it on purpose, you tit!
- 1225
- 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:00,791
- Stop it, Jack. You're making me sick.
- 1226
- 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,416
- Jesus! How do you make this
- fingers-down-the-throat thing work?
- 1227
- 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,500
- Oh, I can't... I can't do it.
- 1228
- 01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,625
- Look, you have to help me.
- Put your fingers down my throat.
- 1229
- 01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:12,041
- - What?
- - I can't do it myself. I just...
- 1230
- 01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,645
- I need you to do it for me, all right?
- 1231
- 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:16,375
- You've got those big, long, weird,
- gangly fingers.
- 1232
- 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:18,291
- They'll go further down my throat.
- 1233
- 01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:21,166
- I've got to go impress Vitelli.
- I can't be getting involved in this.
- 1234
- 01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,226
- What's Dina gonna think
- if I start falling asleep at the table?
- 1235
- 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,250
- - She's gonna think I'm a total fuck-wit!
- - Yeah.
- 1236
- 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,916
- Please, Bryan, for me.
- 1237
- 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,791
- - I don't want to.
- - I really need you to do this for me.
- 1238
- 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,333
- I really don't want to.
- 1239
- 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:33,916
- Please, it's Hayley's wedding.
- 1240
- 01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,583
- - Okay, okay.
- - Okay.
- 1241
- 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,791
- But I want you to remember
- what a good friend I am.
- 1242
- 01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:44,583
- Okay, yeah. Great friend.
- 1243
- 01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,166
- <i>- Best </i>friend.
- - Best friend. You're my best friend.
- 1244
- 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,958
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- Mr. and Mrs. Carboni.
- 1245
- 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:05,125
- How do you... How do you want to...
- 1246
- 01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,208
- - No!
- - Just give me your fucking fingers.
- 1247
- 01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:08,976
- - Okay, okay, okay!
- - Just keep 'em straight.
- 1248
- 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,916
- I am.
- 1249
- 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,291
- No!
- 1250
- 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,208
- No, no, no!
- 1251
- 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,458
- Oh, God!
- This is the worst moment of my life.
- 1252
- 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,000
- Oh, no!
- 1253
- 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,125
- Oh.
- 1254
- 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,625
- Uh...
- 1255
- 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,541
- Uh, sorry... No, I was just...
- 1256
- 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,250
- I just wanted to check to see
- if you guys were good. You good?
- 1257
- 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:32,750
- Good? Uh...
- 1258
- 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,583
- Yeah, I can... I'm gonna find...
- I'm just gonna...
- 1259
- 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,500
- I'm gonna... I'm gonna find something...
- 1260
- 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:05,708
- Um...
- 1261
- 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:06,953
- Great. Thank you. Could I...
- 1262
- 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,666
- Could I also grab, um...
- 1263
- 01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,416
- some coffees?
- 1264
- 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,195
- - Thanks.
- - I have no idea.
- 1265
- 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
- Look, I'd wish you'd never...
- 1266
- 01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:21,041
- Can we just pretend that,
- 1267
- 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,205
- you know, whatever you saw back there
- never happened?
- 1268
- 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,541
- It's a pretty enduring image.
- 1269
- 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,166
- Kind of hard to forget.
- 1270
- 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,916
- Right. Uh, no.
- 1271
- 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,583
- There's... There's a totally...
- 1272
- 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,291
- totally reasonable explanation for that.
- 1273
- 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,375
- It's a funny story.
- 1274
- 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,291
- Really. Very funny.
- 1275
- 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,416
- And I will tell you about it,
- just not today.
- 1276
- 01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,875
- Could we just try to forget it?
- 1277
- 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,250
- Yeah, I can try.
- 1278
- 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,500
- - Good, good.
- - Okay.
- 1279
- 01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:52,393
- That was... It was weird. It was weird.
- 1280
- 01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,208
- Yeah. I know.
- 1281
- 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,833
- - But...
- - I'm sorry. So, come on.
- 1282
- 01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:58,625
- You were about to tell me...
- 1283
- 01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:01,625
- what you've been up to
- since I last saw you.
- 1284
- 01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,875
- Okay, well, I guess the main thing
- has been work. Uh...
- 1285
- 01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,833
- You know, it's taken everything.
- 1286
- 01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:10,958
- Honestly. I mean, I only really
- stopped and looked up
- 1287
- 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,208
- when my mom got sick.
- 1288
- 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,708
- Is my mom's terminal cancer boring you?
- 1289
- 01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,000
- No. No, it's not.
- 1290
- 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:23,083
- Carry on.
- 1291
- 01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,583
- - You sure?
- - Yeah.
- 1292
- 01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:26,833
- Okay.
- 1293
- 01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:28,750
- Um...
- 1294
- 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,416
- You know, I...
- 1295
- 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,875
- I had... I know told you how
- she and I were really close, and, um...
- 1296
- 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:39,083
- Hm.
- 1297
- 01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:40,583
- Well, you know, it just...
- 1298
- 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,458
- You know, the whole thing was just
- 1299
- 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:47,083
- a really huge punch to the gut, honestly.
- 1300
- 01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:50,916
- Uh...
- 1301
- 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:57,750
- The truth is, I just can't get over
- the randomness of it, you know?
- 1302
- 01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:00,916
- Like, why her?
- 1303
- 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:03,625
- Yeah, why?
- 1304
- 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,750
- You know, I don't, um...
- 1305
- 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:07,231
- I don't normally...
- 1306
- 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:11,375
- talk to people about this
- because it just feels really weird, but...
- 1307
- 01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:12,458
- Mm-hmm?
- 1308
- 01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,041
- You know,
- I'm really devastated by it.
- 1309
- 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,375
- I don't really think I'm over it, and I...
- 1310
- 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:27,500
- The truth is, I don't think I'll ever
- really be over it, you know?
- 1311
- 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,666
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 1312
- 01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,166
- Sorry. One second.
- 1313
- 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:49,166
- - Why are you awake?
- - Why am I awake? Why wouldn't I be awake?
- 1314
- 01:06:53,041 --> 01:06:54,041
- Ah.
- 1315
- 01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:55,916
- Shots!
- 1316
- 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,840
- - Shots?
- - Shots, shots, shots, shots!
- 1317
- 01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,833
- - She's saying shots.
- - Shots! Shots! Shots!
- 1318
- 01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:01,125
- Get this lady a shot.
- 1319
- 01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:04,291
- All right.
- 1320
- 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,916
- - Maddie Richards.
- - What?
- 1321
- 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,583
- Maddie Richards never had any complaints
- about me in the bedroom.
- 1322
- 01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:12,625
- She always said I was
- a solid 7.5 out of 10.
- 1323
- 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:15,500
- And most of the time,
- I didn't even have a full erection,
- 1324
- 01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,208
- so imagine what you're getting.
- 1325
- 01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,125
- I'm so lucky, right?
- 1326
- 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,250
- Well done. Well done.
- 1327
- 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,666
- Yeah, well, you are lucky, and...
- 1328
- 01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,791
- you should feel lucky.
- 1329
- 01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 1330
- 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,375
- Just go over and say hello for God's sake.
- 1331
- 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,458
- Bryan, fuck off.
- 1332
- 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:55,541
- Jack.
- 1333
- 01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,916
- Jack. Jack.
- 1334
- 01:07:58,458 --> 01:07:59,458
- Hm?
- 1335
- 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
- Jack!
- 1336
- 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,791
- Wassup?
- 1337
- 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,166
- So, Chaz asked me to marry him.
- 1338
- 01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:16,083
- I said, Chaz asked me to marry him.
- 1339
- 01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:18,083
- Oh, congrats.
- 1340
- 01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,208
- Oh, fuck.
- 1341
- 01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:48,083
- Uh... what d'you want?
- 1342
- 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:50,916
- Dude.
- 1343
- 01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:53,625
- Don't ruin my sister's wedding, all right?
- 1344
- 01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:55,000
- It's out of order.
- 1345
- 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,500
- I'm not ruining anything.
- 1346
- 01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:01,125
- I'm saving her.
- 1347
- 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,791
- <i>Signore e signori,</i>
- ladies and gentlemen...
- 1348
- 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,208
- No, Marc.
- 1349
- 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:12,083
- We'll now have our first dance
- with Hayley and Roberto.
- 1350
- 01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:35,708
- Jack.
- 1351
- 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:37,750
- Jack.
- 1352
- 01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,333
- - Come on.
- - Hey, Bryan.
- 1353
- 01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:43,041
- Get up, Jack.
- 1354
- 01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,583
- Oh, my God.
- 1355
- 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,458
- Jack, come on.
- 1356
- 01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:56,833
- Jack.
- 1357
- 01:09:58,375 --> 01:09:59,375
- Jack.
- 1358
- 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,125
- Jack!
- 1359
- 01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,166
- Ow! What are you doing?
- 1360
- 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:05,375
- I'm trying to help you.
- 1361
- 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,125
- By whacking me in the face?
- 1362
- 01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,125
- Fine. Go to sleep, then. I'm just...
- 1363
- 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,625
- No, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1364
- 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,000
- I know you're trying to help.
- 1365
- 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,666
- I'm just really stressed.
- 1366
- 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:16,666
- Hayley's in a really big mess.
- 1367
- 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,541
- Look, you're always getting Hayley
- out some mess or other.
- 1368
- 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:22,166
- Well, yeah, she's my sister. She needs me.
- 1369
- 01:10:24,833 --> 01:10:27,375
- Also, I think Dina hates me.
- 1370
- 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,875
- Why?
- 1371
- 01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:34,166
- I was falling asleep as she was telling me
- about her mum dying.
- 1372
- 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,583
- Oh, man.
- 1373
- 01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:38,166
- - Yeesh.
- - Yeah.
- 1374
- 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,833
- I'm such an arsehole.
- 1375
- 01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,583
- No, you're not an arsehole, Jack.
- 1376
- 01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,416
- - I am.
- - You're not.
- 1377
- 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
- I think you might be
- the best person I know.
- 1378
- 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,416
- But you can't keep putting
- everybody else first.
- 1379
- 01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,708
- I'm worried about you, man.
- 1380
- 01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,916
- Yeah.
- 1381
- 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,666
- I love you, man.
- 1382
- 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,916
- - Yeah, all right.
- - No, I mean... No, no.
- 1383
- 01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:11,416
- I properly love you.
- 1384
- 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,000
- More than just a mate, you know?
- 1385
- 01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,583
- Yeah... All right...
- 1386
- 01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:26,250
- Hey!
- 1387
- 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,333
- You told Roberto yet?
- 1388
- 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:30,291
- - I haven't. Piss off.
- - I'll give you till the cake comes out.
- 1389
- 01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,333
- Oh, my God.
- 1390
- 01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:41,833
- Jack, come with me.
- 1391
- 01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,708
- - Come on.
- - Oh, come on. I'm too tired.
- 1392
- 01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:44,875
- Up you get. Come on.
- 1393
- 01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,541
- You've taken the sleep drops,
- haven't you?
- 1394
- 01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:48,666
- - Hmm?
- - Jack!
- 1395
- 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,791
- You total bell end.
- 1396
- 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,000
- - Please wake up.
- - I'm so awake.
- 1397
- 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,916
- - Walking!
- - I am walking.
- 1398
- 01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:58,791
- - Honestly.
- - I am walking.
- 1399
- 01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:03,750
- - Where are you taking me?
- - Just somewhere private.
- 1400
- 01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,166
- This is so private.
- 1401
- 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,000
- Jack, please.
- 1402
- 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:12,666
- - Ow! Why does everyone keep hitting me?
- - I need you.
- 1403
- 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
- Why?
- 1404
- 01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:16,541
- I mean, look, is this really
- such a big deal?
- 1405
- 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,541
- Like, can't we just relax and go to sleep?
- 1406
- 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:20,583
- Marc is gonna tell Roberto...
- 1407
- 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,000
- that I had sex with him.
- 1408
- 01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:26,250
- But, like, from when you were younger?
- 1409
- 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,541
- - How recently?
- - A few weeks ago.
- 1410
- 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,625
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1411
- 01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,333
- And Roberto is gonna leave me!
- And I deserve it!
- 1412
- 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,583
- Because I fuck everything up!
- 1413
- 01:12:39,666 --> 01:12:41,458
- - No, you don't.
- - Yes, I do! Yes!
- 1414
- 01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,708
- I'm a colossal loser!
- 1415
- 01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:45,958
- You are not a loser.
- 1416
- 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:48,625
- All right?
- 1417
- 01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,666
- You are my sister.
- 1418
- 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,125
- And you're the funniest, most brilliant,
- most caring person in the world.
- 1419
- 01:12:56,208 --> 01:13:00,583
- And if it turns out that Roberto can't
- forgive you for a really stupid mistake...
- 1420
- 01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:03,125
- - Oh, Jack!
- - But... No, listen, listen, listen.
- 1421
- 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,625
- If he can't...
- Look, if he can't forgive you...
- 1422
- 01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,750
- I'll still be here.
- 1423
- 01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,000
- I'll always be around.
- 1424
- 01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,625
- We can be losers together.
- 1425
- 01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,416
- Hey.
- 1426
- 01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,166
- I think you and I have the same problem.
- 1427
- 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,833
- Do we?
- 1428
- 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:35,916
- Mm-hmm.
- 1429
- 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:40,250
- We're just afraid to let
- a real relationship happen 'cause...
- 1430
- 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:45,000
- we know how easy it is
- to lose the ones we love.
- 1431
- 01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:59,250
- - Jack. Jack!
- - I'm awake.
- 1432
- 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:02,416
- - I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake.
- - Please.
- 1433
- 01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:04,458
- - Please.
- - I'm so here.
- 1434
- 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:08,625
- Coffee?
- 1435
- 01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:10,125
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 1436
- 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:15,791
- So, I arrived back at my desk
- to find...
- 1437
- 01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,708
- They've smashed my laptop.
- 1438
- 01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:21,791
- Jim and Jeff?
- 1439
- 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,750
- An old laptop. It's not my main laptop.
- 1440
- 01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:27,166
- Jim and Jeff sound like assholes.
- 1441
- 01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:29,625
- An old laptop.
- 1442
- 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,416
- - Oh, my God, I have to tell you something.
- - Mm-hmm?
- 1443
- 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,625
- - They're not your friends. Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 1444
- 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,916
- - You drink that?
- - I am drinking this.
- 1445
- 01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,125
- Oh, God, I need bread.
- 1446
- 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:02,541
- Hello!
- 1447
- 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:05,541
- A vision in navy.
- 1448
- 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,041
- - Rebecca?
- - Yes?
- 1449
- 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:11,750
- Why do you like me?
- 1450
- 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,375
- I...
- 1451
- 01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:17,250
- I mean, I'm a totally self-obsessed,
- neurotic mess.
- 1452
- 01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:21,041
- Yeah. Yeah. But I'm... I'm...
- 1453
- 01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:24,583
- I suppose I don't really mind
- those... those things about you.
- 1454
- 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:27,416
- But don't you think I'm a bit of an idiot?
- 1455
- 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,458
- Oh, yeah.
- 1456
- 01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:30,375
- Yeah.
- 1457
- 01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,333
- I mean, you're a massive idiot. Yeah.
- 1458
- 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,625
- - Yeah.
- - Well, yeah.
- 1459
- 01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:38,666
- But I suppose there's one or two people
- 1460
- 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,458
- who would say that I am
- a bit of a massive idiot.
- 1461
- 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,958
- And so you being
- a massive idiot is sort of
- 1462
- 01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:50,625
- what I actually like the best about you.
- 1463
- 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:56,458
- I suppose what I'm saying is
- that I just like you for being you.
- 1464
- 01:15:58,708 --> 01:15:59,708
- Oh, wow.
- 1465
- 01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:01,916
- That's...
- 1466
- 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,166
- It's...
- 1467
- 01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:07,000
- I don't think anybody's ever
- liked me for being me before.
- 1468
- 01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:09,500
- They usually like me
- for who I pretend to be.
- 1469
- 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,083
- Like, occasionally.
- 1470
- 01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:14,666
- Well...
- 1471
- 01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,125
- with me you don't have to pretend.
- 1472
- 01:16:37,208 --> 01:16:38,208
- Oh.
- 1473
- 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:43,583
- Um...
- 1474
- 01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
- Thank you.
- 1475
- 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,333
- No, thank you.
- 1476
- 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:50,041
- - Sorry, that was... I didn't know this...
- - No.
- 1477
- 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,750
- - No, I don't...
- - I just, I...
- 1478
- 01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,125
- I... I definitely didn't.
- 1479
- 01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,375
- 'Cause it's, uh...
- 1480
- 01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,833
- I'm... Would you mind if...
- 1481
- 01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,601
- - If we did just one more?
- - That'd be good.
- 1482
- 01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:00,833
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1483
- 01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:14,666
- She's yours.
- 1484
- 01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,375
- - Marc!
- - What do you want?
- 1485
- 01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:24,166
- - I just want to talk to you.
- - Well, there's nothing to talk about.
- 1486
- 01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,208
- Marc, please, please, please, please.
- 1487
- 01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:28,375
- Just... Just... Just listen.
- 1488
- 01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:30,833
- I know how you feel about Hayley.
- 1489
- 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,958
- But maybe some things
- just aren't meant to be.
- 1490
- 01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,375
- - Not this.
- - Just...
- 1491
- 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:40,833
- What I do know is that Hayley
- deserves to be happy.
- 1492
- 01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:41,916
- Yeah.
- 1493
- 01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:46,041
- But she's happy with Roberto.
- 1494
- 01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,166
- If you...
- 1495
- 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:54,541
- If you really, truly care about her,
- please let her go.
- 1496
- 01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,541
- Okay. Okay.
- 1497
- 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:26,291
- Jack.
- 1498
- 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,375
- Jack.
- 1499
- 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:28,416
- Sidney...
- 1500
- 01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,416
- - I'm really not on my best right now.
- - You see, Jack, you're good with ladies,
- 1501
- 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,666
- and I was wondering
- if you had any pointers.
- 1502
- 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:41,458
- Believe me, I'm not the best person
- to ask for advice about anything.
- 1503
- 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,125
- - Yes, you are, Jack.
- - Not right now.
- 1504
- 01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:46,250
- Now, I know I'm not as sexy as...
- 1505
- 01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:48,125
- Brad Pitt.
- 1506
- 01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:55,833
- But now I'm starting to worry
- that I might be...
- 1507
- 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,041
- I'm probably overthinking it, but...
- 1508
- 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,666
- Well, am I boring?
- 1509
- 01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:04,875
- Jack?
- 1510
- 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,250
- Jack?
- 1511
- 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:24,208
- - Sidney? Sidney, Sidney.
- - Yes? Sorry, Jack.
- 1512
- 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:25,875
- Go on.
- 1513
- 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,458
- Look.
- 1514
- 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,208
- - Try to listen more...
- - Yes. Because you're good at that.
- 1515
- 01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:32,333
- - No.
- - You're...
- 1516
- 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:33,416
- Yes.
- 1517
- 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,333
- - Try to...
- - You let people have their say.
- 1518
- 01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:37,583
- - Sidney...
- - You create a vibe.
- 1519
- 01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:38,916
- You create a vibe.
- 1520
- 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,958
- Just listen more to people.
- 1521
- 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,458
- And I know they're your friends,
- all right, but...
- 1522
- 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,708
- stop going on about Jim and Jeff.
- 1523
- 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,708
- I don't know them that well.
- 1524
- 01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:00,083
- Then why do you go on about them?
- 1525
- 01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:03,791
- I suppose to make myself
- sound more popular.
- 1526
- 01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:05,708
- It's not working.
- 1527
- 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:08,750
- No.
- 1528
- 01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,500
- - No?
- - No.
- 1529
- 01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:16,000
- - Definitely not?
- - It's...
- 1530
- 01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,583
- Stop talking about Jim and Jeff.
- 1531
- 01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:19,083
- And for heaven's sake...
- 1532
- 01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,166
- listen.
- 1533
- 01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:23,333
- Good luck.
- 1534
- 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,541
- - Onwards.
- - Yeah.
- 1535
- 01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,875
- <i>Signore e signori,</i>
- ladies and gentlemen,
- 1536
- 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:49,041
- now we'll have the speech
- of the maid of honor, Bryan.
- 1537
- 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:52,041
- - Where are you going?
- - Shit, that's me.
- 1538
- 01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,166
- That's you. That's you.
- 1539
- 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,583
- Hey!
- 1540
- 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:14,916
- Hello, everyone.
- 1541
- 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,500
- Uh...
- 1542
- 01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,125
- Apologies for my lack of Italian.
- 1543
- 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,250
- Um...
- 1544
- 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,375
- Um...
- 1545
- 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,000
- Love is a weird thing, isn't it?
- 1546
- 01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,291
- It's unpredictable sometimes...
- 1547
- 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,625
- confusing.
- 1548
- 01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:41,625
- But I think...
- 1549
- 01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:43,958
- the most important thing...
- 1550
- 01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:47,708
- is that the person you're with...
- 1551
- 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,500
- loves you for being you.
- 1552
- 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,583
- You are enough.
- 1553
- 01:21:53,541 --> 01:21:55,458
- And you love them just for being them.
- 1554
- 01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,958
- And that's what Hayley and Roberto have.
- 1555
- 01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,583
- And that's what I have with Rebecca.
- 1556
- 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:06,291
- Animal!
- 1557
- 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,125
- I am... I am so sorry. My God.
- 1558
- 01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:14,708
- I love you to bits, Hayles, and...
- 1559
- 01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:18,416
- I'm so glad you're happy.
- 1560
- 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,125
- And I hope it lasts forever.
- 1561
- 01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:25,916
- Hayley and Roberto.
- 1562
- 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,875
- Hayley and Roberto!
- 1563
- 01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,375
- Thank you.
- 1564
- 01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:43,625
- Was that okay?
- 1565
- 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:44,708
- Mm.
- 1566
- 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,958
- I thought it was brilliant.
- You were very good.
- 1567
- 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:50,916
- - Um, I'll just get another drink.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1568
- 01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:20,791
- Hayley and I...
- 1569
- 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,541
- Hayley and...
- 1570
- 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,041
- Hayley...
- 1571
- 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,500
- Hayley... uh...
- 1572
- 01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,541
- Hay... Hayley...
- 1573
- 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,041
- Hayley...
- 1574
- 01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,750
- and...
- 1575
- 01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,208
- Roberto...
- 1576
- 01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,166
- I hope you'll...
- 1577
- 01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,583
- both be very happy together.
- 1578
- 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,833
- Thank you.
- 1579
- 01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:28,791
- Chin-chin.
- 1580
- 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,333
- I'll be... I'll be right back, okay?
- 1581
- 01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:38,166
- Just...
- 1582
- 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,041
- - I'm gonna go and talk to him.
- - Okay, okay.
- 1583
- 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:42,875
- - Here you go.
- - Oh, thank you.
- 1584
- 01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:51,375
- Marc.
- 1585
- 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,166
- All right?
- 1586
- 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:27,791
- Hey.
- 1587
- 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:28,750
- Um...
- 1588
- 01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:29,875
- I've been thinking.
- 1589
- 01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,416
- We...
- 1590
- 01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:34,541
- Maybe we shouldn't get married.
- 1591
- 01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,291
- 'Cause, I mean...
- 1592
- 01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:40,458
- you're clearly not in love with me, and...
- 1593
- 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,000
- that wouldn't really work, would it?
- 1594
- 01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:48,875
- Would it?
- 1595
- 01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:54,375
- Someone somewhere is going to be
- so lucky to have you.
- 1596
- 01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,750
- Yeah.
- 1597
- 01:25:57,833 --> 01:26:00,125
- Especially with those awesome genitals.
- 1598
- 01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:01,625
- Ah...
- 1599
- 01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:03,041
- I knew it.
- 1600
- 01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:06,708
- It's... But it's nice of you
- to confirm it 'cause...
- 1601
- 01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:09,583
- ...it's been
- playing on my mind.
- 1602
- 01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:11,833
- So, yeah.
- 1603
- 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,000
- No, here your watermelons
- have way too many seeds.
- 1604
- 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,458
- That's where you're wrong.
- 1605
- 01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:34,458
- You're wrong.
- 1606
- 01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,250
- Okay, in America, we don't do seeds.
- 1607
- 01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,093
- You know, we just make 'em
- without the seeds.
- 1608
- 01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,166
- I don't even know how...
- 1609
- 01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:46,625
- - Hi.
- - Hello.
- 1610
- 01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250
- - My name is Cristina.
- - Cristina?
- 1611
- 01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:51,333
- - Cristina, yeah.
- - My name's Sidney.
- 1612
- 01:26:51,541 --> 01:26:53,041
- - Oh, Sidney.
- - Hello.
- 1613
- 01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:56,666
- - Ah, so what do you do, Sidney?
- - I'm in car insurance.
- 1614
- 01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:57,750
- Oh.
- 1615
- 01:26:58,416 --> 01:26:59,916
- Not as dry as it sounds.
- 1616
- 01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:02,000
- I work with a couple of, um...
- 1617
- 01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,541
- Tell me about yourself.
- What do you do?
- 1618
- 01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:08,458
- - Myself?
- - What do you do? Yeah.
- 1619
- 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,291
- - I work in a post office.
- - In the post office?
- 1620
- 01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:14,583
- - Yeah, in Rome.
- - You're joking me. Wow. In Rome?
- 1621
- 01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:17,041
- - And I have one friend.
- - Very exotic. Go on.
- 1622
- 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:19,458
- - She works with me. Julia.
- - Julia?
- 1623
- 01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:20,625
- - Julia.
- - Keep talking.
- 1624
- 01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,166
- - Yeah, she's a very crazy woman.
- - Mad lady.
- 1625
- 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:25,125
- - Funny.
- - Yeah, fantastic.
- 1626
- 01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:27,125
- - Yeah.
- - She sounds incredible.
- 1627
- 01:27:28,541 --> 01:27:29,541
- Oh.
- 1628
- 01:27:30,041 --> 01:27:32,208
- - I love your kilt.
- - Ooh, careful!
- 1629
- 01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:34,750
- Buy me dinner first.
- 1630
- 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,916
- Are you here alone?
- 1631
- 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,958
- I am here alone, yes.
- 1632
- 01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:41,625
- Are you here alone?
- 1633
- 01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,500
- Yes, I'm alone.
- 1634
- 01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:44,958
- Oh.
- 1635
- 01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,625
- What time is it?
- 1636
- 01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:02,458
- Um, I don't know. I don't know.
- 1637
- 01:28:02,541 --> 01:28:04,166
- I don't know, no.
- 1638
- 01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,750
- I don't know.
- 1639
- 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,993
- - What, do you live in a box?
- - Yeah.
- 1640
- 01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:11,791
- 'Cause it's, like, seedless,
- kind of thing.
- 1641
- 01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,166
- Shit.
- 1642
- 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,833
- Oh, God, I have to go.
- 1643
- 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,166
- <i>Ciao.</i> All right.
- 1644
- 01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:21,791
- Hayley!
- 1645
- 01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:23,333
- - Hi. Sorry.
- - Hey, Dina.
- 1646
- 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,000
- You look so beautiful.
- I'm so happy for you.
- 1647
- 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,875
- I'll call you 'cause I've just got to go
- to some work thing.
- 1648
- 01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:30,309
- - Right now?
- - Yeah, sorry.
- 1649
- 01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:32,708
- I love you, babe. Bye! Bye!
- 1650
- 01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,583
- Dina?
- 1651
- 01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,666
- Oh, look who's woken up.
- 1652
- 01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:46,958
- Uh, hi.
- 1653
- 01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:50,791
- Yeah, I am so sorry
- about what happened earlier. I...
- 1654
- 01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,416
- Tonight didn't quite turn out
- as I'd planned.
- 1655
- 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,625
- Yeah? Well...
- 1656
- 01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,708
- what in life really turns out as planned?
- 1657
- 01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,250
- Yeah, I suppose.
- 1658
- 01:29:01,791 --> 01:29:02,911
- Um...
- 1659
- 01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,000
- - Shit.
- - So you're going?
- 1660
- 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,166
- Oh, yeah, I have to.
- 1661
- 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,791
- I've had, like, 16 missed calls from work,
- and I was just too drunk to notice.
- 1662
- 01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,291
- I, uh...
- 1663
- 01:29:14,375 --> 01:29:15,375
- Huh?
- 1664
- 01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:16,833
- I was, um...
- 1665
- 01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:18,166
- I was about to kiss you...
- 1666
- 01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:20,333
- that night.
- 1667
- 01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:21,625
- I...
- 1668
- 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:25,083
- I just felt that there was something
- special between us.
- 1669
- 01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:28,125
- And, um, I know this seems nuts
- 1670
- 01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:31,500
- 'cause we'd only known each other
- a couple of days, but I...
- 1671
- 01:29:33,208 --> 01:29:36,041
- I've never felt a connection
- like that before.
- 1672
- 01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:39,166
- Or since.
- 1673
- 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,750
- And I had a feeling you felt the same.
- 1674
- 01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,125
- So I just want to...
- 1675
- 01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:51,000
- I just need to know, uh...
- 1676
- 01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:53,041
- if I was imagining it.
- 1677
- 01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,666
- You weren't imagining it.
- 1678
- 01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:03,875
- I guess we just missed our moment.
- 1679
- 01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,666
- - God.
- - Right.
- 1680
- 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,250
- Right. Uh...
- 1681
- 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,000
- I...
- 1682
- 01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,625
- Yeah.
- 1683
- 01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,333
- Right.
- 1684
- 01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,000
- Yeah. Thank you.
- 1685
- 01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:54,083
- <i>Grazie.</i>
- 1686
- 01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:55,875
- Hey.
- 1687
- 01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:56,958
- Hey.
- 1688
- 01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:59,666
- Oh, so you and Rebecca, eh?
- 1689
- 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:00,791
- I mean, I don't...
- 1690
- 01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:03,791
- I just... I don't know.
- I don't know how that happened.
- 1691
- 01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:07,541
- Where's the American?
- 1692
- 01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:08,750
- Ah, she's gone.
- 1693
- 01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:11,791
- I'm sorry, man.
- 1694
- 01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:15,500
- Some things just aren't meant to work out.
- 1695
- 01:31:15,583 --> 01:31:16,583
- True.
- 1696
- 01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:18,125
- Like me and acting.
- 1697
- 01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:20,666
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1698
- 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,083
- I've realized that I don't need to act.
- I'm fine just being me.
- 1699
- 01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:28,625
- So that's it. Just...
- 1700
- 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:29,708
- That's it.
- 1701
- 01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:32,208
- Done. No more.
- 1702
- 01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:35,041
- You've got to change
- at some point, don't you?
- 1703
- 01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:37,338
- - You can't keep...
- - Oh, you're here.
- 1704
- 01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:39,125
- - Hi.
- - Hey.
- 1705
- 01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:41,568
- I was really moved by your speech.
- 1706
- 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,250
- - Really?
- - Yeah, really.
- 1707
- 01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,583
- Thank you very much.
- 1708
- 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,000
- - You're Hayley's actor friend?
- - Yes, I am.
- 1709
- 01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,083
- I'm doing my new film.
- 1710
- 01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:50,416
- Why don't you take my card
- 1711
- 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:52,916
- and give my assistant a call tomorrow?
- 1712
- 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,208
- - Yeah.
- - We'll have a coffee.
- 1713
- 01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,875
- - Yeah, brilliant. I will.
- - Okay.
- 1714
- 01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,041
- - I love coffee.
- - See you. Bye. Yeah.
- 1715
- 01:31:58,375 --> 01:32:00,041
- Oh, my God!
- 1716
- 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,583
- - That was incredible. What just happened?
- - I don't know.
- 1717
- 01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,666
- I thought you were quitting acting.
- 1718
- 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,916
- No, that's bullshit. I'm all about acting.
- 1719
- 01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:13,333
- At least one of us has had some luck.
- 1720
- 01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:15,678
- What are you talking about?
- We're all lucky.
- 1721
- 01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,166
- Are we really?
- 1722
- 01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:23,916
- Have you ever thought
- about how small the chances are
- 1723
- 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,166
- that you would be born?
- 1724
- 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,708
- If just one thing in history had changed,
- 1725
- 01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,750
- just one of your millions of ancestors
- 1726
- 01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:34,583
- hadn't crossed paths
- at the exact moment they did,
- 1727
- 01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,666
- then you wouldn't exist.
- 1728
- 01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:41,291
- You'd never have even lived a single day.
- 1729
- 01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,653
- - Did you just make that up?
- - No.
- 1730
- 01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:47,625
- It's a quote from one of Vitelli's films.
- But it's true, though, right?
- 1731
- 01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:48,708
- Yeah.
- 1732
- 01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,375
- I mean, it's pretty scary,
- 1733
- 01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,666
- but if we're honest with ourselves,
- 1734
- 01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,416
- then it all comes down to chance.
- 1735
- 01:32:56,041 --> 01:33:00,000
- And I guess life is about grabbing
- those chances when they come 'round.
- 1736
- 01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,416
- Can I call you right back?
- 1737
- 01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,500
- Thanks.
- 1738
- 01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:06,583
- Hi.
- 1739
- 01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:09,416
- Hi.
- 1740
- 01:34:13,875 --> 01:34:15,250
- Just going for run?
- 1741
- 01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:23,291
- Dina?
- 1742
- 01:34:24,416 --> 01:34:25,583
- - Hi.
- - Oh, my God!
- 1743
- 01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,601
- - Do I know you?
- - Do you remember we met at that...
- 1744
- 01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:28,625
- Fuck off.
- 1745
- 01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:32,291
- Seriously, fuck off.
- 1746
- 01:34:36,375 --> 01:34:37,375
- Yeah.
- 1747
- 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,000
- Okay.
- 1748
- 01:34:39,625 --> 01:34:40,666
- Okay.
- 1749
- 01:34:59,625 --> 01:35:00,750
- Hey, everyone.
- 1750
- 01:35:00,875 --> 01:35:03,208
- Hang on. You're not supposed
- to be sat there, are you?
- 1751
- 01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,625
- I think I am.
- 1752
- 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:11,416
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What the fuck was that about?
- 1753
- 01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:15,434
- He's the most amazing actor
- you've ever seen.
- 1754
- 01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:17,708
- - I don't know about that.
- - No, he is. He's brilliant.
- 1755
- 01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:19,375
- - Yeah.
- - Thank you.
- 1756
- 01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,666
- And you'd be, uh...
- 1757
- 01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:24,791
- You'd be "amoron"
- not to put him into one of your movies.
- 1758
- 01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:26,755
- - Like, an actual fucking moron.
- - Calm it down.
- 1759
- 01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,892
- If he was any more obsessed with you,
- he'd be a stalker.
- 1760
- 01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:30,556
- - I'm not a stalker.
- - He's not a stalker.
- 1761
- 01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,625
- - I'm a watcher.
- - But he's a bit like a crazy fan.
- 1762
- 01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,517
- Expect him in your shower
- being like, "I wanna watch your films."
- 1763
- 01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:36,791
- - No!
- - Thank you.
- 1764
- 01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:40,041
- I'm sorry, sir. Oh, my goodness!
- 1765
- 01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:42,666
- - It was an accident!
- - There you go! Whoa!
- 1766
- 01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:45,166
- I thought it'd be cold on top of hot!
- 1767
- 01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:50,125
- I hope he didn't burn his penis.
- 1768
- 01:35:58,666 --> 01:35:59,791
- - Hello.
- - Hi.
- 1769
- 01:36:09,291 --> 01:36:10,291
- Thanks!
- 1770
- 01:36:13,875 --> 01:36:15,458
- Nothing's coming up. It's just air.
- 1771
- 01:36:15,541 --> 01:36:17,458
- Bryan!
- 1772
- 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:19,500
- Oh.
- 1773
- 01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:21,875
- There's a wolf licking a baby's arsehole!
- 1774
- 01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:24,083
- I don't like that.
- 1775
- 01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,833
- It's formed...
- A rash is forming because of the kilt.
- 1776
- 01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:31,750
- Ah, here he is!
- 1777
- 01:36:32,458 --> 01:36:33,541
- You cock!
- 1778
- 01:36:33,625 --> 01:36:35,166
- - Get it out, then.
- - Excuse me?
- 1779
- 01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:37,666
- Look, everyone!
- Jack's about to get his dick out!
- 1780
- 01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:38,791
- Take off your...
- 1781
- 01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,625
- What are you doing?!
- 1782
- 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:52,541
- These British folk are mad!
- 1783
- 01:36:52,625 --> 01:36:55,083
- ♪ <i>But in Rome do as the Romans do ♪</i>
- 1784
- 01:36:55,416 --> 01:36:57,208
- <i>♪ With you ♪</i>
- 1785
- 01:36:57,916 --> 01:37:00,500
- <i>♪ On an evening in Roma ♪</i>
- 1786
- 01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:07,708
- ♪ <i>On an evening in Roma ♪</i>
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