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  8. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  12. (BIRDS CHIRPING)
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  16. (BELLS CHIMING)
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  20. (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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  24. (GRUNTS)
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  28. (PANTING)
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  32. (PANTING CONTINUES)
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  36. MAN: Freshman?
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  40. (WHISTLES)
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  44. (GURGLING)
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  48. (WHISTLING)
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  52. NARRATOR:
  53. College has changed.
  54.  
  55. 13
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  57. You see, universities used to
  58. be a place of higher learning.
  59.  
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  62. Till the administration
  63. became corrupt.
  64.  
  65. 15
  66. 00:02:25,185 --> 00:02:27,687
  67. Tuitions skyrocketed.
  68.  
  69. 16
  70. 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,991
  71. Meal plans were abolished.
  72.  
  73. 17
  74. 00:02:31,059 --> 00:02:34,392
  75. And student housing collapsed.
  76.  
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  78. 00:02:34,394 --> 00:02:37,196
  79. With overwhelming debt
  80. and the fear of loans,
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  84. the students of Rock Steady
  85. University turned on one another.
  86.  
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  88. 00:02:43,503 --> 00:02:49,075
  89. Fraternities rose in power, while the
  90. sororities were forced into hiding.
  91.  
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  93. 00:02:49,077 --> 00:02:51,912
  94. Two houses competed
  95. for control of Rock Steady...
  96.  
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  99. Kappa Brutis Omega
  100. and The High Society.
  101.  
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  104. Both houses took control of the most
  105. valuable commodity on the college campus,
  106.  
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  109. the bicycle market.
  110.  
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  113. Students will endure all of
  114. this just to earn a degree.
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  118. Because at Rock Steady
  119. University,
  120.  
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  123. only the strong graduate,
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:03:16,869 --> 00:03:19,205
  127. let alone survive.
  128.  
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  131. (WHIRRING)
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  135. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
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  139. (CROW CAWING)
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  143. DEAN: Hi, kids, and welcome
  144. to Rock Steady University!
  145.  
  146. 33
  147. 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:12,722
  148. Big news for tomorrow!
  149.  
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  151. 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:16,793
  152. Kappa Brutis Omega is hosting
  153. their biannual bike fair.
  154.  
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  157. So, if you don't want to make
  158. the trek all across campus,
  159.  
  160. 36
  161. 00:04:19,596 --> 00:04:21,763
  162. make sure
  163. you don't miss this fair.
  164.  
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  167. Don't miss the bike fair.
  168.  
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  171. And, as every year,
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  175. a percentage of the proceeds
  176.  
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  179. will be donated
  180. to this institution
  181.  
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  184. to ensure
  185. a high quality education,
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  189. full campus safety, and a
  190. great life for all of you.
  191.  
  192. 43
  193. 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:41,249
  194. And, remember, if you think
  195. education is expensive,
  196.  
  197. 44
  198. 00:04:41,251 --> 00:04:42,484
  199. try ignorance.
  200.  
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  203. Hey, I haven't seen you
  204. around here, have I?
  205.  
  206. 46
  207. 00:04:46,156 --> 00:04:47,825
  208. You with The Society?
  209.  
  210. 47
  211. 00:04:49,525 --> 00:04:50,958
  212. - Okay...
  213. - (PLAYING HARMONICA)
  214.  
  215. 48
  216. 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,860
  217. Not a talker. I get it.
  218.  
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  220. 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:53,963
  221. (STOPS PLAYING HARMONICA)
  222.  
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  225. Wow!
  226.  
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  228. 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,434
  229. That's a nice bike!
  230.  
  231. 52
  232. 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:02,538
  233. Holy cannoli!
  234.  
  235. 53
  236. 00:05:04,308 --> 00:05:05,341
  237. Wow!
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  241. Really nice.
  242.  
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  244. 00:05:08,978 --> 00:05:10,811
  245. Mmm-hmm. Thanks.
  246.  
  247. 56
  248. 00:05:10,813 --> 00:05:13,015
  249. Hate to do this to you,
  250. but, um...
  251.  
  252. 57
  253. 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:17,119
  254. See, my... My brother
  255. owned a bike just like that.
  256.  
  257. 58
  258. 00:05:19,054 --> 00:05:21,454
  259. God rest his soul.
  260.  
  261. 59
  262. 00:05:21,456 --> 00:05:23,491
  263. Do you mind
  264. if I take it for a spin?
  265.  
  266. 60
  267. 00:05:28,297 --> 00:05:31,131
  268. Come on, buddy boy.
  269. Just for a little bit.
  270.  
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  273. - Uh... Nah...
  274. - Hey, look at that!
  275.  
  276. 62
  277. 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,835
  278. Mavic Ksyrium wheel sets,
  279. huh?
  280.  
  281. 63
  282. 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,369
  283. That's nice!
  284.  
  285. 64
  286. 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,638
  287. Hey, just be careful on it,
  288. all right?
  289.  
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  291. 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,308
  292. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
  293. Of course.
  294.  
  295. 66
  296. 00:05:41,176 --> 00:05:43,876
  297. Hand painted. Nice job.
  298.  
  299. 67
  300. 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:48,648
  301. It's obviously not one of those
  302. off-the-shelf, dusted rat bikes. Is it?
  303.  
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  306. PALMER: Honey? Honey? This is a Suntour.
  307. That's a Suntour.
  308.  
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  310. 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:54,153
  311. No. It's SRAM Force 22.
  312.  
  313. 70
  314. 00:05:54,155 --> 00:05:56,256
  315. - PALMER: That... What is that, carbon fiber?
  316. - It's 11 speeds.
  317.  
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  320. Eleven speeds.
  321.  
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  323. 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,862
  324. I'm trying to compliment
  325. the man on his bike, honey.
  326.  
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  328. 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,064
  329. Wait until I finish.
  330.  
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  333. PALMER: This thing is faster
  334.  
  335. 75
  336. 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:10,002
  337. - than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.
  338. - So, where you from?
  339.  
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  342. - PALMER: Fiber glass form, you know?
  343. - Out of town. Hey, easy...
  344.  
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  346. 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,006
  347. - Easy on the brakes.
  348. - By the way, easy chance points.
  349.  
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  352. Oh, it's okay.
  353. He's just having fun.
  354.  
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  357. PALMER: Oh, my God! It has a bell.
  358. It has a bell!
  359.  
  360. 80
  361. 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,176
  362. - You like to have fun, right?
  363. - (BIKE BELL RINGING)
  364.  
  365. 81
  366. 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,378
  367. PALMER: It has a bell!
  368.  
  369. 82
  370. 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,915
  371. - PALMER: It's a beautiful bike!
  372. - Hey...
  373.  
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  375. 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,115
  376. PALMER: Fuck you!
  377.  
  378. 84
  379. 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:24,684
  380. You like to have fun, right?
  381.  
  382. 85
  383. 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,252
  384. Sure.
  385.  
  386. 86
  387. 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,086
  388. What kind of music
  389. do you listen to?
  390.  
  391. 87
  392. 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,356
  393. MAN 1: What?
  394.  
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  396. 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,526
  397. Oh, come on!
  398.  
  399. 89
  400. 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,265
  401. Somebody stole my bike!
  402.  
  403. 90
  404. 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,399
  405. Hey, I need my bike...
  406.  
  407. 91
  408. 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,533
  409. MAN 1: Oh, fuck!
  410.  
  411. 92
  412. 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,736
  413. Back.
  414.  
  415. 93
  416. 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,972
  417. Shit!
  418.  
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  420. 00:06:54,813 --> 00:06:56,382
  421. (SCREECHING SOUND)
  422.  
  423. 95
  424. 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,322
  425. KAPPA BRUTIS OMEGA MEMBER:
  426. (LAUGHING)
  427.  
  428. 96
  429. 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,756
  430. This guy came over
  431. all funny. Skinny as hell.
  432.  
  433. 97
  434. 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:07,926
  435. What a bitch.
  436.  
  437. 98
  438. 00:07:09,761 --> 00:07:12,395
  439. So, I go up and just snatch
  440. them right out of his hand,
  441.  
  442. 99
  443. 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:13,663
  444. and say, "Uh-uh."
  445.  
  446. 100
  447. 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:15,932
  448. Any of you seen a guy this
  449. tall, shades and mop for hair?
  450.  
  451. 101
  452. 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,833
  453. Hey, members only.
  454.  
  455. 102
  456. 00:07:17,835 --> 00:07:19,802
  457. Well, one of your members
  458. stole my bike.
  459.  
  460. 103
  461. 00:07:19,804 --> 00:07:22,471
  462. If your bike got stolen, get
  463. another one at the fair, bro.
  464.  
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  466. 00:07:22,473 --> 00:07:24,474
  467. Take it up
  468. with administration, bro.
  469.  
  470. 105
  471. 00:07:24,476 --> 00:07:26,343
  472. Maybe they'll find
  473. your bike, bro.
  474.  
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  476. 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:27,444
  477. This is Kappa Brutis, bro.
  478.  
  479. 107
  480. 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,577
  481. We don't steal bikes, bro.
  482.  
  483. 108
  484. 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:31,547
  485. So, I don't know
  486. what to tell you... Bro.
  487.  
  488. 109
  489. 00:07:31,549 --> 00:07:32,817
  490. Yeah, bro.
  491.  
  492. 110
  493. 00:07:33,784 --> 00:07:36,087
  494. Hey! I said,
  495. "members only."
  496.  
  497. 111
  498. 00:07:36,854 --> 00:07:37,953
  499. (GRUNTS)
  500.  
  501. 112
  502. 00:07:37,955 --> 00:07:39,190
  503. - Ooh!
  504. - (LAUGHING)
  505.  
  506. 113
  507. 00:07:44,661 --> 00:07:45,962
  508. Hey, do me a favor?
  509.  
  510. 114
  511. 00:07:46,796 --> 00:07:47,965
  512. What's that?
  513.  
  514. 115
  515. 00:07:50,001 --> 00:07:51,135
  516. (REWINDS AND STOPS)
  517.  
  518. 116
  519. 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:53,503
  520. Don't touch my jacket.
  521.  
  522. 117
  523. 00:07:55,773 --> 00:07:57,774
  524. - (LAUGHING)
  525. - You believe this?
  526.  
  527. 118
  528. 00:08:06,049 --> 00:08:07,150
  529. (GRUNTS)
  530.  
  531. 119
  532. 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:17,294
  533. What's up now, bro?
  534.  
  535. 120
  536. 00:08:18,194 --> 00:08:19,529
  537. (BOTH GRUNT)
  538.  
  539. 121
  540. 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:25,734
  541. Wait!
  542.  
  543. 122
  544. 00:08:47,756 --> 00:08:49,089
  545. (PLANE PASSES OVERHEAD)
  546.  
  547. 123
  548. 00:08:49,091 --> 00:08:51,226
  549. (BLOWS WHISTLE)
  550.  
  551. 124
  552. 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,529
  553. (BELL CHIMING)
  554.  
  555. 125
  556. 00:08:57,165 --> 00:08:58,367
  557. (STEAM HISSING)
  558.  
  559. 126
  560. 00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:07,606
  561. Sir, I didn't mean
  562. to cause you any trouble.
  563.  
  564. 127
  565. 00:09:07,608 --> 00:09:09,043
  566. I'm just trying
  567. to get my bike back.
  568.  
  569. 128
  570. 00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:13,281
  571. (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
  572.  
  573. 129
  574. 00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:16,284
  575. (CHUCKLES)
  576.  
  577. 130
  578. 00:09:20,354 --> 00:09:25,392
  579. Imagine Senior Joe from County
  580. Clark High School coming here
  581.  
  582. 131
  583. 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:27,561
  584. to visit our campus
  585. with his folks.
  586.  
  587. 132
  588. 00:09:27,563 --> 00:09:29,228
  589. But the first thing they see
  590.  
  591. 133
  592. 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,230
  593. is you out in the open,
  594.  
  595. 134
  596. 00:09:31,232 --> 00:09:33,267
  597. fighting like a rabid dog.
  598.  
  599. 135
  600. 00:09:34,135 --> 00:09:35,468
  601. And what do they do?
  602.  
  603. 136
  604. 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:39,304
  605. They take their kid
  606. and his $50,000 tuition,
  607.  
  608. 137
  609. 00:09:39,306 --> 00:09:41,239
  610. and they go
  611. to another school.
  612.  
  613. 138
  614. 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:44,275
  615. It becomes a $200,000
  616. problem for me.
  617.  
  618. 139
  619. 00:09:44,277 --> 00:09:46,144
  620. - Do you know how that happens?
  621. - Yes, sir, I...
  622.  
  623. 140
  624. 00:09:46,146 --> 00:09:47,812
  625. That was rhetorical.
  626.  
  627. 141
  628. 00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:51,783
  629. Students spend four years
  630. at an institution
  631.  
  632. 142
  633. 00:09:51,785 --> 00:09:53,985
  634. at $50,000 a year...
  635.  
  636. 143
  637. 00:09:53,987 --> 00:09:57,623
  638. That becomes
  639. a $200,000 problem.
  640.  
  641. 144
  642. 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:00,757
  643. I don't want that.
  644.  
  645. 145
  646. 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,826
  647. Now, do you see why it
  648. becomes a problem for me?
  649.  
  650. 146
  651. 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,161
  652. Yes, sir, I under...
  653.  
  654. 147
  655. 00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:10,334
  656. Don't turn your $150 bicycle
  657. into my $200,000 problem.
  658.  
  659. 148
  660. 00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:12,636
  661. Sir, I know who took it.
  662. It was one of the Kappas.
  663.  
  664. 149
  665. 00:10:12,638 --> 00:10:14,508
  666. - He was...
  667. - Kappas stole your bike?
  668.  
  669. 150
  670. 00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:16,909
  671. - Sir?
  672. - (LAUGHS)
  673.  
  674. 151
  675. 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:22,146
  676. You know why I'm laughing?
  677. Because if I don't, I'll cry.
  678.  
  679. 152
  680. 00:10:22,148 --> 00:10:25,084
  681. Have you declared a major?
  682.  
  683. 153
  684. 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:30,287
  685. No? No?
  686. Have you joined a house?
  687.  
  688. 154
  689. 00:10:30,289 --> 00:10:33,289
  690. (MOCKINGLY) No? Oh, so that
  691. means you've done nothing,
  692.  
  693. 155
  694. 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,924
  695. and you are nothing.
  696.  
  697. 156
  698. 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,460
  699. (SNAPS FINGERS) Alfred.
  700.  
  701. 157
  702. 00:10:36,462 --> 00:10:41,365
  703. Every semester, Kappa Brutis
  704. Omega has a bicycle fair,
  705.  
  706. 158
  707. 00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:44,268
  708. and, graciously,
  709. they never forget
  710.  
  711. 159
  712. 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,272
  713. to send a good percentage
  714. of that to me.
  715.  
  716. 160
  717. 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,643
  718. It works out well
  719. for everyone.
  720.  
  721. 161
  722. 00:10:52,676 --> 00:10:54,179
  723. Here you go.
  724.  
  725. 162
  726. 00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:58,514
  727. Don't forget to get the
  728. windows on the top floor, now.
  729.  
  730. 163
  731. 00:10:58,516 --> 00:10:59,616
  732. (LAUGHS)
  733.  
  734. 164
  735. 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,719
  736. Sir, I don't want a new bike.
  737. I want my bike.
  738.  
  739. 165
  740. 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,557
  741. Boy, you just keep pushing,
  742. don't you?
  743.  
  744. 166
  745. 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:08,890
  746. Fill out this report,
  747.  
  748. 167
  749. 00:11:08,892 --> 00:11:13,795
  750. so I can get working
  751. on finding your bike.
  752.  
  753. 168
  754. 00:11:13,797 --> 00:11:14,965
  755. Wherever it is.
  756.  
  757. 169
  758. 00:11:15,732 --> 00:11:18,400
  759. Do yourself a favor
  760. and get out.
  761.  
  762. 170
  763. 00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:19,901
  764. Sir, do you have
  765. a bathroom I can use?
  766.  
  767. 171
  768. 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:21,036
  769. You are a bathroom.
  770.  
  771. 172
  772. 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:22,072
  773. (DOOR CLOSES)
  774.  
  775. 173
  776. 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,076
  777. Is it just me or do I
  778. hate them more every year?
  779.  
  780. 174
  781. 00:11:30,247 --> 00:11:31,880
  782. KAPPA MEMBER KUJO: Look,
  783. man, you want another bike,
  784.  
  785. 175
  786. 00:11:31,882 --> 00:11:33,949
  787. you're going to have to wait for
  788. the fair like everybody else.
  789.  
  790. 176
  791. 00:11:33,951 --> 00:11:36,251
  792. STARVING STEVEN: Look, I just need one.
  793. Come on.
  794.  
  795. 177
  796. 00:11:36,253 --> 00:11:37,885
  797. You know I'm good for it.
  798. (LAUGHS)
  799.  
  800. 178
  801. 00:11:37,887 --> 00:11:39,887
  802. KAPPA MEMBER KUJO: (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
  803. I don't know you're good for it.
  804.  
  805. 179
  806. 00:11:39,889 --> 00:11:42,524
  807. - Get the fuck out of here.
  808. - STARVING STEVEN: Look, I'll pay double.
  809.  
  810. 180
  811. 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:43,526
  812. KAPPA MEMBER:
  813. The fair.
  814.  
  815. 181
  816. 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,394
  817. Triple?
  818.  
  819. 182
  820. 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,764
  821. All right, fine.
  822.  
  823. 183
  824. 00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:52,502
  825. Oh, sweet Jesus!
  826.  
  827. 184
  828. 00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:56,904
  829. All I got...
  830. All I got is my ramen money.
  831.  
  832. 185
  833. 00:11:56,906 --> 00:11:59,440
  834. (LAUGHTER)
  835.  
  836. 186
  837. 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,743
  838. Okay, well, then you starve
  839. or you walk to class.
  840.  
  841. 187
  842. 00:12:02,911 --> 00:12:04,911
  843. I ain't walking across campus.
  844.  
  845. 188
  846. 00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:07,947
  847. That's worse than starving.
  848.  
  849. 189
  850. 00:12:07,949 --> 00:12:10,917
  851. - STARVING STEVEN: Oh, wait...
  852. - All right, give him his bike.
  853.  
  854. 190
  855. 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,219
  856. KAPPA MEMBER:
  857. You're scrawny as hell.
  858.  
  859. 191
  860. 00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:14,922
  861. Are you going to be even able
  862. to ride this thing? (LAUGHS)
  863.  
  864. 192
  865. 00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:16,559
  866. When's the last time
  867. you ate?
  868.  
  869. 193
  870. 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,427
  871. (STARVING STEVEN LAUGHS)
  872.  
  873. 194
  874. 00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:23,599
  875. First day on campus, and
  876. you're already making enemies.
  877.  
  878. 195
  879. 00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:28,368
  880. Looks like
  881. you could use a friend.
  882.  
  883. 196
  884. 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:31,939
  885. The way you handled
  886. those brutes was astonishing.
  887.  
  888. 197
  889. 00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:34,641
  890. Bravo.
  891.  
  892. 198
  893. 00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:38,811
  894. And let me guess... Did the
  895. Dean give you those papers?
  896.  
  897. 199
  898. 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,980
  899. You know a lot about me
  900. for someone I've never met.
  901.  
  902. 200
  903. 00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:42,584
  904. It's a university.
  905.  
  906. 201
  907. 00:12:43,318 --> 00:12:44,486
  908. A place of learning.
  909.  
  910. 202
  911. 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,786
  912. Excuse my manners...
  913.  
  914. 203
  915. 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,523
  916. Augustus Washington III.
  917.  
  918. 204
  919. 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:53,294
  920. I saw your picture
  921. in the Dean's office.
  922.  
  923. 205
  924. 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,228
  925. Your fro's bigger in person.
  926.  
  927. 206
  928. 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,296
  929. Thank you.
  930.  
  931. 207
  932. 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,332
  933. Oh, God, thank you guys!
  934. Oh, man.
  935.  
  936. 208
  937. 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:02,167
  938. I thought I was going to have
  939. to go all semester without one.
  940.  
  941. 209
  942. 00:13:02,169 --> 00:13:05,837
  943. You see, we could work
  944. together with a common goal
  945.  
  946. 210
  947. 00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:08,507
  948. to create a meaningful
  949. experience and grow together
  950.  
  951. 211
  952. 00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:11,078
  953. as men of The Society.
  954.  
  955. 212
  956. 00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:15,747
  957. Where we board together,
  958. look after one another,
  959.  
  960. 213
  961. 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:19,852
  962. including retrieving
  963. stolen bicycles.
  964.  
  965. 214
  966. 00:13:21,854 --> 00:13:23,989
  967. Dean's looking into it, so...
  968.  
  969. 215
  970. 00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:25,791
  971. Thanks, but no thanks.
  972.  
  973. 216
  974. 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,194
  975. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  976. The Dean?
  977.  
  978. 217
  979. 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,994
  980. Good luck with that.
  981.  
  982. 218
  983. 00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:31,598
  984. All right, well,
  985. if you're so...
  986.  
  987. 219
  988. 00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:42,140
  989. This is, like, the exact
  990. same as my stolen bike!
  991.  
  992. 220
  993. 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,107
  994. KAPPA MEMBER:
  995. Scram, geek!
  996.  
  997. 221
  998. 00:13:44,109 --> 00:13:45,175
  999. KAPPA MEMBER KUJO:
  1000. Get out of my sight!
  1001.  
  1002. 222
  1003. 00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:46,445
  1004. You're making
  1005. the street ugly.
  1006.  
  1007. 223
  1008. 00:13:52,185 --> 00:13:53,885
  1009. KAPPA MEMBER: Come back
  1010. here, you little moron!
  1011.  
  1012. 224
  1013. 00:13:54,554 --> 00:13:55,822
  1014. (SCREAMING)
  1015.  
  1016. 225
  1017. 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,326
  1018. STARVING HEMSLEY:
  1019. An underground bike ring?
  1020.  
  1021. 226
  1022. 00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,728
  1023. Are you kidding me?
  1024.  
  1025. 227
  1026. 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:05,829
  1027. What is this?
  1028.  
  1029. 228
  1030. 00:14:05,831 --> 00:14:07,364
  1031. Why don't you get someone
  1032. else to read this slop?
  1033.  
  1034. 229
  1035. 00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,231
  1036. This is serious.
  1037.  
  1038. 230
  1039. 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,899
  1040. It affects all of us.
  1041.  
  1042. 231
  1043. 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,268
  1044. You guys are living
  1045. in the darkness,
  1046.  
  1047. 232
  1048. 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:16,539
  1049. and this... This is the
  1050. light that will set you free.
  1051.  
  1052. 233
  1053. 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,241
  1054. Come on, give us
  1055. what you owe us!
  1056.  
  1057. 234
  1058. 00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:19,378
  1059. Yeah!
  1060.  
  1061. 235
  1062. 00:14:22,814 --> 00:14:26,649
  1063. Ugh! You all wouldn't know a good
  1064. story if it bit you in the ass.
  1065.  
  1066. 236
  1067. 00:14:26,651 --> 00:14:27,853
  1068. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
  1069.  
  1070. 237
  1071. 00:14:47,171 --> 00:14:48,871
  1072. That's very hipster of you.
  1073.  
  1074. 238
  1075. 00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:50,073
  1076. Wrong room, pal.
  1077.  
  1078. 239
  1079. 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,541
  1080. - This 306?
  1081. - Yeah.
  1082.  
  1083. 240
  1084. 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,910
  1085. I think we're roommates.
  1086.  
  1087. 241
  1088. 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:56,279
  1089. (DINGS)
  1090.  
  1091. 242
  1092. 00:14:57,714 --> 00:14:58,715
  1093. (GROANS)
  1094.  
  1095. 243
  1096. 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,217
  1097. FRESHMAN: Co-ed?
  1098.  
  1099. 244
  1100. 00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:04,921
  1101. Well, the Dean cut funds,
  1102. so now everything's co-ed.
  1103.  
  1104. 245
  1105. 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,555
  1106. What was going on out there?
  1107.  
  1108. 246
  1109. 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:08,923
  1110. You a freshman or something?
  1111.  
  1112. 247
  1113. 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:09,926
  1114. Yeah.
  1115.  
  1116. 248
  1117. 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,195
  1118. (SIGHS)
  1119.  
  1120. 249
  1121. 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,696
  1122. The name's Piper.
  1123.  
  1124. 250
  1125. 00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:20,035
  1126. Editor-in-Chief, publisher, photographer,
  1127. and president of The Journal.
  1128.  
  1129. 251
  1130. 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:26,910
  1131. So, what's this underground
  1132. bike ring you're talking about?
  1133.  
  1134. 252
  1135. 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:28,776
  1136. You read it?
  1137.  
  1138. 253
  1139. 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:30,413
  1140. A bike ring
  1141. is a little far-fetched.
  1142.  
  1143. 254
  1144. 00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,080
  1145. (SCOFFS)
  1146.  
  1147. 255
  1148. 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:35,315
  1149. My bike got stolen today,
  1150.  
  1151. 256
  1152. 00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:38,018
  1153. so... The Deans's
  1154. looking into it.
  1155.  
  1156. 257
  1157. 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,755
  1158. I got to fill this thing
  1159. out for him.
  1160.  
  1161. 258
  1162. 00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:41,256
  1163. (LAUGHS)
  1164.  
  1165. 259
  1166. 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,158
  1167. What's so funny?
  1168.  
  1169. 260
  1170. 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,958
  1171. Hey, 303?
  1172.  
  1173. 261
  1174. 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,929
  1175. - What year are you?
  1176. - MAN: Junior!
  1177.  
  1178. 262
  1179. 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:50,497
  1180. - When did you get your bike stolen?
  1181. - Freshman year!
  1182.  
  1183. 263
  1184. 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,632
  1185. - How's the Deans's investigation?
  1186. - MAN: Ongoing!
  1187.  
  1188. 264
  1189. 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,734
  1190. - 304? What year are you?
  1191. - WOMAN: Senior!
  1192.  
  1193. 265
  1194. 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,336
  1195. When did you get
  1196. your bike stolen?
  1197.  
  1198. 266
  1199. 00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:57,437
  1200. WOMAN: Freshman year!
  1201.  
  1202. 267
  1203. 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,638
  1204. How's the Dean's
  1205. investigation?
  1206.  
  1207. 268
  1208. 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,339
  1209. WOMAN: (STAMMERS) Ongoing!
  1210.  
  1211. 269
  1212. 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:03,142
  1213. - 301? What year are you?
  1214. - MAN 2: Sophomore.
  1215.  
  1216. 270
  1217. 00:16:03,144 --> 00:16:05,411
  1218. - When did you get your bike stolen?
  1219. - Which one?
  1220.  
  1221. 271
  1222. 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,479
  1223. The first one!
  1224.  
  1225. 272
  1226. 00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:07,580
  1227. MAN 2: Freshman year.
  1228.  
  1229. 273
  1230. 00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:09,315
  1231. PIPER: How's the Deans's
  1232. investigation?
  1233.  
  1234. 274
  1235. 00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:11,518
  1236. - MAN 2: For which one?
  1237. - The first one!
  1238.  
  1239. 275
  1240. 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,619
  1241. MAN 2: Ongoing!
  1242.  
  1243. 276
  1244. 00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,522
  1245. - PIPER: And the other one?
  1246. - Ongoing!
  1247.  
  1248. 277
  1249. 00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:17,990
  1250. STUDENTS: Ongoing!
  1251.  
  1252. 278
  1253. 00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:18,993
  1254. (WOMAN SWEARING)
  1255.  
  1256. 279
  1257. 00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:22,294
  1258. (PIPER LAUGHS)
  1259.  
  1260. 280
  1261. 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,530
  1262. You're nothing but a
  1263. tuition check to the Dean.
  1264.  
  1265. 281
  1266. 00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:25,965
  1267. That's it.
  1268.  
  1269. 282
  1270. 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:30,335
  1271. He ups tuitions, cuts funds, and
  1272. watches all the houses go under.
  1273.  
  1274. 283
  1275. 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,503
  1276. Student loans and all.
  1277.  
  1278. 284
  1279. 00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:33,438
  1280. The sororities
  1281. were the first to go.
  1282.  
  1283. 285
  1284. 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,378
  1285. Now, Kappa Brutis Omega and The
  1286. High Society are the only ones left.
  1287.  
  1288. 286
  1289. 00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:41,647
  1290. Oh, and, uh, speaking
  1291. from experience,
  1292.  
  1293. 287
  1294. 00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:44,784
  1295. you fill those out, and he'll
  1296. shuffle them straight to the back.
  1297.  
  1298. 288
  1299. 00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,559
  1300. (DISTORTED LAUGHING)
  1301.  
  1302. 289
  1303. 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:02,536
  1304. What did I say?
  1305.  
  1306. 290
  1307. 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,709
  1308. (CHUCKLES)
  1309.  
  1310. 291
  1311. 00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,078
  1312. Buddy boy...
  1313.  
  1314. 292
  1315. 00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,512
  1316. How's, uh, foot patrol?
  1317.  
  1318. 293
  1319. 00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:17,214
  1320. You've got 10 seconds
  1321. to give me back my bike
  1322.  
  1323. 294
  1324. 00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:19,083
  1325. before I break
  1326. your stupid, fucking glasses.
  1327.  
  1328. 295
  1329. 00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:21,921
  1330. (DOOR OPENS)
  1331.  
  1332. 296
  1333. 00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:24,758
  1334. (LAUGHS)
  1335.  
  1336. 297
  1337. 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,726
  1338. Well...
  1339.  
  1340. 298
  1341. 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,765
  1342. That's no way
  1343. to talk to me.
  1344.  
  1345. 299
  1346. 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:36,434
  1347. Look, I know.
  1348.  
  1349. 300
  1350. 00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:39,502
  1351. You're still sore.
  1352.  
  1353. 301
  1354. 00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:43,272
  1355. But I'm, I'm, I'm sure if
  1356. you go check lost and found,
  1357.  
  1358. 302
  1359. 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,208
  1360. they'll find your bike
  1361. somewhere.
  1362.  
  1363. 303
  1364. 00:17:46,945 --> 00:17:50,716
  1365. But, if you're, uh,
  1366. looking to dance,
  1367.  
  1368. 304
  1369. 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,418
  1370. I'm waiting, buddy boy.
  1371.  
  1372. 305
  1373. 00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:59,021
  1374. Oh, your bike, man,
  1375. that was... Whew!
  1376.  
  1377. 306
  1378. 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:00,556
  1379. That was a clean machine.
  1380.  
  1381. 307
  1382. 00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,792
  1383. That was some
  1384. solid craftsmanship.
  1385.  
  1386. 308
  1387. 00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:05,061
  1388. I'm sure a starving student
  1389.  
  1390. 309
  1391. 00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:08,430
  1392. wouldn't know what to do
  1393. with it, you see?
  1394.  
  1395. 310
  1396. 00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,132
  1397. Now, if it was my bike,
  1398.  
  1399. 311
  1400. 00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:15,205
  1401. Well, I'd never let it
  1402. out of my sight,
  1403.  
  1404. 312
  1405. 00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:19,810
  1406. but it's not, so...
  1407.  
  1408. 313
  1409. 00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:28,483
  1410. Don't...
  1411.  
  1412. 314
  1413. 00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:32,954
  1414. Don't ever embarrass one of
  1415. my members on my porch again.
  1416.  
  1417. 315
  1418. 00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:35,225
  1419. Okay? Got it?
  1420.  
  1421. 316
  1422. 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,936
  1423. Spunky? Oh, baby,
  1424. don't you know...
  1425.  
  1426. 317
  1427. 00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:48,137
  1428. (LAUGHS)
  1429.  
  1430. 318
  1431. 00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:49,805
  1432. Oh!
  1433.  
  1434. 319
  1435. 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,774
  1436. Bye-bye!
  1437.  
  1438. 320
  1439. 00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:53,943
  1440. I don't like him.
  1441.  
  1442. 321
  1443. 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,113
  1444. I don't like him.
  1445.  
  1446. 322
  1447. 00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:04,985
  1448. DEAN: Don't turn your $150
  1449. bicycle into my $200,000 problem.
  1450.  
  1451. 323
  1452. 00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:07,188
  1453. PIPER: You're nothing but a
  1454. tuition check to the Dean.
  1455.  
  1456. 324
  1457. 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,925
  1458. (SIGHS)
  1459.  
  1460. 325
  1461. 00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:14,094
  1462. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: And at The
  1463. Society, we look after one another,
  1464.  
  1465. 326
  1466. 00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,133
  1467. including retrieving
  1468. stolen bicycles.
  1469.  
  1470. 327
  1471. 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:28,777
  1472. May I help you?
  1473.  
  1474. 328
  1475. 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,683
  1476. Yeah, uh, where's Augustus?
  1477.  
  1478. 329
  1479. 00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,151
  1480. (LAUGHS)
  1481.  
  1482. 330
  1483. 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:42,954
  1484. Not many prospects
  1485. get invites to The Society.
  1486.  
  1487. 331
  1488. 00:19:42,956 --> 00:19:46,758
  1489. I am elated
  1490. to have you on board.
  1491.  
  1492. 332
  1493. 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,395
  1494. Together, we can bring
  1495. the Kappas to their knees.
  1496.  
  1497. 333
  1498. 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:55,136
  1499. There is a small initiation that
  1500. we need to enact before we begin.
  1501.  
  1502. 334
  1503. 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,536
  1504. What initiation?
  1505.  
  1506. 335
  1507. 00:19:57,538 --> 00:20:01,041
  1508. It's to ensure your
  1509. conviction to The Society.
  1510.  
  1511. 336
  1512. 00:20:06,212 --> 00:20:08,247
  1513. KAPPA MEMBER:
  1514. What? Suck a dick!
  1515.  
  1516. 337
  1517. 00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:10,581
  1518. Fuck you!
  1519.  
  1520. 338
  1521. 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,985
  1522. What about my bike?
  1523.  
  1524. 339
  1525. 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,519
  1526. After the initiation.
  1527.  
  1528. 340
  1529. 00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:16,555
  1530. If you could meet us
  1531.  
  1532. 341
  1533. 00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:20,158
  1534. there down the road in,
  1535. say... 5 minutes,
  1536.  
  1537. 342
  1538. 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,096
  1539. then we can begin
  1540. the process.
  1541.  
  1542. 343
  1543. 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,830
  1544. That's a sorority house.
  1545.  
  1546. 344
  1547. 00:20:25,832 --> 00:20:26,897
  1548. (LAUGHS)
  1549.  
  1550. 345
  1551. 00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:29,200
  1552. Oh, is that what that is?
  1553.  
  1554. 346
  1555. 00:20:29,202 --> 00:20:33,236
  1556. Sororities have been extinct
  1557. for quite some time.
  1558.  
  1559. 347
  1560. 00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:36,240
  1561. We use it for pledging, so
  1562. that you can earn your specs.
  1563.  
  1564. 348
  1565. 00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:37,777
  1566. I don't need glasses.
  1567.  
  1568. 349
  1569. 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,247
  1570. Neither do we.
  1571.  
  1572. 350
  1573. 00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,454
  1574. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
  1575.  
  1576. 351
  1577. 00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,903
  1578. SOCIETY MEMBER: Move! Move!
  1579. Before they come back!
  1580.  
  1581. 352
  1582. 00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:09,040
  1583. SOCIETY MEMBER: Drop these off!
  1584. There's more in the back!
  1585.  
  1586. 353
  1587. 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:20,384
  1588. Hello?
  1589.  
  1590. 354
  1591. 00:22:00,924 --> 00:22:03,927
  1592. (CHANTING) Kappa, Kappa,
  1593.  
  1594. 355
  1595. 00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:08,031
  1596. Kappa, Kappa,
  1597.  
  1598. 356
  1599. 00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:11,768
  1600. Kappa, Kappa,
  1601.  
  1602. 357
  1603. 00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:15,672
  1604. Kappa, Kappa,
  1605.  
  1606. 358
  1607. 00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:19,542
  1608. (DISTORTED) Kappa, Kappa...
  1609.  
  1610. 359
  1611. 00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:35,325
  1612. (GLASS BREAKING)
  1613.  
  1614. 360
  1615. 00:22:40,495 --> 00:22:41,797
  1616. (GRUNTS)
  1617.  
  1618. 361
  1619. 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,008
  1620. (PANTING)
  1621.  
  1622. 362
  1623. 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,146
  1624. PIPER: Hey! Hey!
  1625.  
  1626. 363
  1627. 00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:01,850
  1628. Come on! Quick!
  1629.  
  1630. 364
  1631. 00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:08,888
  1632. KAPPA MEMBERS: Come here, boy!
  1633. Come back here!
  1634.  
  1635. 365
  1636. 00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:12,024
  1637. Just get him! Come on!
  1638. Let's get his ass!
  1639.  
  1640. 366
  1641. 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:14,929
  1642. (KAPPA MEMBERS CLAMORING)
  1643.  
  1644. 367
  1645. 00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:19,566
  1646. (CHUCKLES)
  1647.  
  1648. 368
  1649. 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:27,074
  1650. - The Freshman survived the trap.
  1651. - Hmm.
  1652.  
  1653. 369
  1654. 00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:32,677
  1655. - I don't like that.
  1656. - Me neither. Me neither.
  1657.  
  1658. 370
  1659. 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:36,014
  1660. DEAN: Attention, everyone,
  1661. it's near the end of the day,
  1662.  
  1663. 371
  1664. 00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:38,182
  1665. and I have
  1666. an emergency announcement...
  1667.  
  1668. 372
  1669. 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,619
  1670. Kappa Brutis Omega
  1671. will not be hosting
  1672.  
  1673. 373
  1674. 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,587
  1675. the bike fair tomorrow.
  1676.  
  1677. 374
  1678. 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,756
  1679. - Then, who's hosting it?
  1680. - Who do you think?
  1681.  
  1682. 375
  1683. 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,760
  1684. All right, the High Society will be
  1685. hosting at 8:00 a.m. in the court.
  1686.  
  1687. 376
  1688. 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,094
  1689. PALMER: They took the bikes?
  1690. I swear to God,
  1691.  
  1692. 377
  1693. 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,397
  1694. I'm going to tell your mother!
  1695.  
  1696. 378
  1697. 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:52,463
  1698. Why would you let them
  1699. take the bikes?
  1700.  
  1701. 379
  1702. 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,098
  1703. NARRATOR: With no one
  1704. in his corner,
  1705.  
  1706. 380
  1707. 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,002
  1708. the Freshman quickly realized if he
  1709. ever wanted to see his bike again,
  1710.  
  1711. 381
  1712. 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:02,273
  1713. he'd have to find a way to
  1714. bring down both fraternities.
  1715.  
  1716. 382
  1717. 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,709
  1718. DEAN: No one has ever passed
  1719. their requirements.
  1720.  
  1721. 383
  1722. 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,713
  1723. So, why don't you try
  1724. and be the first?
  1725.  
  1726. 384
  1727. 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:10,646
  1728. Hey, you got class
  1729. before 8:00?
  1730.  
  1731. 385
  1732. 00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:13,084
  1733. I wouldn't schedule a class
  1734. that early to save my life.
  1735.  
  1736. 386
  1737. 00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:15,155
  1738. - Where do you keep your wheels?
  1739. - What's up?
  1740.  
  1741. 387
  1742. 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,296
  1743. (SPLUTTERING)
  1744.  
  1745. 388
  1746. 00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:33,736
  1747. JESSUP: This is not adding up This is
  1748. not... This is not excellent, guys!
  1749.  
  1750. 389
  1751. 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,305
  1752. Do you guys wanna go
  1753. get a cup of java?
  1754.  
  1755. 390
  1756. 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,807
  1757. Will that speed you up?
  1758.  
  1759. 391
  1760. 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,309
  1761. Go fast now and know that at the
  1762. end of the road, there's java.
  1763.  
  1764. 392
  1765. 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,609
  1766. What are you up to?
  1767.  
  1768. 393
  1769. 00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:41,746
  1770. JESSUP:
  1771. You know what I mean?
  1772.  
  1773. 394
  1774. 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,080
  1775. Guys, please!
  1776.  
  1777. 395
  1778. 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,382
  1779. Give me a second.
  1780.  
  1781. 396
  1782. 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:47,283
  1783. Augustus would not be happy about this.
  1784. He'd be pissed off.
  1785.  
  1786. 397
  1787. 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,752
  1788. What's a good vocabulary
  1789. word for "pissed off"?
  1790.  
  1791. 398
  1792. 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:50,820
  1793. SOCIETY MEMBER:
  1794. Affronted.
  1795.  
  1796. 399
  1797. 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:51,921
  1798. That's what he would be.
  1799.  
  1800. 400
  1801. 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,521
  1802. You know it.
  1803.  
  1804. 401
  1805. 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,692
  1806. He would be very affronted.
  1807. Yeah...
  1808.  
  1809. 402
  1810. 00:24:56,927 --> 00:24:58,161
  1811. Oh, no.
  1812. (GRUNTS)
  1813.  
  1814. 403
  1815. 00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:10,874
  1816. See? I told you,
  1817. and I told them!
  1818.  
  1819. 404
  1820. 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,643
  1821. Shh!
  1822.  
  1823. 405
  1824. 00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:17,278
  1825. - Shh!
  1826. - Shh!
  1827.  
  1828. 406
  1829. 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,615
  1830. You're the one knocking down
  1831. all of the bikes, brainiac!
  1832.  
  1833. 407
  1834. 00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:24,554
  1835. (SIGHS) We can get these back to
  1836. the students they stole them from...
  1837.  
  1838. 408
  1839. 00:25:25,722 --> 00:25:27,722
  1840. Hey, what are you doing?
  1841.  
  1842. 409
  1843. 00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:29,724
  1844. Stop that! We can't give
  1845. them back like that!
  1846.  
  1847. 410
  1848. 00:25:29,726 --> 00:25:31,228
  1849. I'm not giving them back.
  1850.  
  1851. 411
  1852. 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:35,963
  1853. I need a bike.
  1854.  
  1855. 412
  1856. 00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:37,501
  1857. - What happened to your last bike?
  1858. - Stolen.
  1859.  
  1860. 413
  1861. 00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,835
  1862. That's too bad.
  1863.  
  1864. 414
  1865. 00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:43,370
  1866. Did you make a reservation?
  1867.  
  1868. 415
  1869. 00:25:43,372 --> 00:25:47,175
  1870. No, I didn't know you
  1871. needed to make reservations.
  1872.  
  1873. 416
  1874. 00:25:47,177 --> 00:25:50,579
  1875. PIPER: So, how does this
  1876. fit into your master plan?
  1877.  
  1878. 417
  1879. 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,915
  1880. Don't worry about it.
  1881.  
  1882. 418
  1883. 00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:58,919
  1884. - What are you always listening to?
  1885. - Why?
  1886.  
  1887. 419
  1888. 00:25:58,921 --> 00:26:00,220
  1889. - We're roomies.
  1890. - So?
  1891.  
  1892. 420
  1893. 00:26:00,222 --> 00:26:01,854
  1894. - What's wrong with you?
  1895. - What's wrong with you?
  1896.  
  1897. 421
  1898. 00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:03,022
  1899. You never answered
  1900. my question.
  1901.  
  1902. 422
  1903. 00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:04,592
  1904. Yeah, because you never
  1905. answered mine.
  1906.  
  1907. 423
  1908. 00:26:06,161 --> 00:26:07,496
  1909. Cagey.
  1910.  
  1911. 424
  1912. 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:12,201
  1913. This is all I got.
  1914.  
  1915. 425
  1916. 00:26:15,438 --> 00:26:17,072
  1917. BOTH: It's non-refundable.
  1918.  
  1919. 426
  1920. 00:26:21,276 --> 00:26:22,410
  1921. Have a nice day.
  1922.  
  1923. 427
  1924. 00:26:25,346 --> 00:26:27,779
  1925. STARVING STEVEN:
  1926. Okay, okay.
  1927.  
  1928. 428
  1929. 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:29,714
  1930. Is it all there?
  1931.  
  1932. 429
  1933. 00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:31,083
  1934. - 150.
  1935. - Good.
  1936.  
  1937. 430
  1938. 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:32,086
  1939. STARVING STEVEN: Ah!
  1940.  
  1941. 431
  1942. 00:26:32,853 --> 00:26:34,921
  1943. Hey, this bike's busted!
  1944.  
  1945. 432
  1946. 00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:35,924
  1947. Ah!
  1948.  
  1949. 433
  1950. 00:26:36,758 --> 00:26:38,393
  1951. Come on!
  1952.  
  1953. 434
  1954. 00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:41,194
  1955. Something's wrong
  1956. with the bikes.
  1957.  
  1958. 435
  1959. 00:26:41,196 --> 00:26:42,861
  1960. STARVING STEVEN:
  1961. Aw, fuck!
  1962.  
  1963. 436
  1964. 00:26:42,863 --> 00:26:43,864
  1965. Kappas!
  1966.  
  1967. 437
  1968. 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,869
  1969. Well, come on.
  1970. Come on, guys! That's it?
  1971.  
  1972. 438
  1973. 00:26:51,872 --> 00:26:53,771
  1974. I can get a better shot
  1975. from over there.
  1976.  
  1977. 439
  1978. 00:26:53,773 --> 00:26:54,975
  1979. Go get it.
  1980.  
  1981. 440
  1982. 00:26:56,076 --> 00:26:58,212
  1983. You think you're so clever.
  1984.  
  1985. 441
  1986. 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,554
  1987. (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
  1988.  
  1989. 442
  1990. 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,724
  1991. Mozart.
  1992.  
  1993. 443
  1994. 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,325
  1995. Symphony 35.
  1996.  
  1997. 444
  1998. 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:14,459
  1999. Haffner's Serenade?
  2000.  
  2001. 445
  2002. 00:27:14,461 --> 00:27:16,629
  2003. No, Haffner's Symphony.
  2004.  
  2005. 446
  2006. 00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:19,398
  2007. Leonidas!
  2008.  
  2009. 447
  2010. 00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:21,467
  2011. Oh, my God!
  2012.  
  2013. 448
  2014. 00:27:26,005 --> 00:27:27,307
  2015. Stand your ground.
  2016.  
  2017. 449
  2018. 00:27:29,642 --> 00:27:30,643
  2019. Shit!
  2020.  
  2021. 450
  2022. 00:27:32,845 --> 00:27:34,945
  2023. (HIGH SOCIETY MEMBERS
  2024. SCREAMING)
  2025.  
  2026. 451
  2027. 00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:35,948
  2028. (KAPPA MEMBERS CLAMORING)
  2029.  
  2030. 452
  2031. 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,624
  2032. Oh, God! Oh...
  2033.  
  2034. 453
  2035. 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,693
  2036. I'm coming for you.
  2037.  
  2038. 454
  2039. 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,203
  2040. KAPPA MEMBER:
  2041. Come here, tub-tub!
  2042.  
  2043. 455
  2044. 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:04,042
  2045. (ALL SHOUTING)
  2046.  
  2047. 456
  2048. 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:06,511
  2049. (MUSIC STOPS)
  2050.  
  2051. 457
  2052. 00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:19,189
  2053. KAPPA MEMBER: Oh-oh,
  2054. I broke this one's glasses!
  2055.  
  2056. 458
  2057. 00:28:19,191 --> 00:28:21,156
  2058. YVETTE: These brakes
  2059. are snapped.
  2060.  
  2061. 459
  2062. 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,891
  2063. Salvage what you can.
  2064.  
  2065. 460
  2066. 00:28:22,893 --> 00:28:24,126
  2067. (PIPER PANTING)
  2068.  
  2069. 461
  2070. 00:28:24,128 --> 00:28:25,994
  2071. Hey, boss, look who
  2072. we caught snooping around.
  2073.  
  2074. 462
  2075. 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,362
  2076. PIPER: Let me go!
  2077.  
  2078. 463
  2079. 00:28:27,364 --> 00:28:28,463
  2080. PALMER: Get her up here.
  2081.  
  2082. 464
  2083. 00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:29,500
  2084. No!
  2085.  
  2086. 465
  2087. 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,671
  2088. I haven't seen you
  2089. since when... Like, uh,
  2090.  
  2091. 466
  2092. 00:28:34,472 --> 00:28:36,305
  2093. - freshman year?
  2094. - Don't touch me!
  2095.  
  2096. 467
  2097. 00:28:36,307 --> 00:28:39,343
  2098. That's a nice camera.
  2099.  
  2100. 468
  2101. 00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:43,744
  2102. Knowing you, this is what,
  2103.  
  2104. 469
  2105. 00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:45,480
  2106. five, ten years out of date?
  2107.  
  2108. 470
  2109. 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:46,650
  2110. Twenty!
  2111.  
  2112. 471
  2113. 00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:50,654
  2114. Careful! That's antique glass.
  2115.  
  2116. 472
  2117. 00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:58,226
  2118. Smile. You'll look better.
  2119.  
  2120. 473
  2121. 00:28:58,228 --> 00:28:59,994
  2122. Hey! Don't touch that!
  2123.  
  2124. 474
  2125. 00:28:59,996 --> 00:29:02,364
  2126. Honey? Baby? Uh...
  2127.  
  2128. 475
  2129. 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,432
  2130. (SCREAMS)
  2131.  
  2132. 476
  2133. 00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:05,601
  2134. I'm so sorry, Piper.
  2135. Was that yours?
  2136.  
  2137. 477
  2138. 00:29:05,603 --> 00:29:08,338
  2139. Duh, bitch! Let me go!
  2140.  
  2141. 478
  2142. 00:29:08,871 --> 00:29:10,373
  2143. Let her go.
  2144.  
  2145. 479
  2146. 00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:22,550
  2147. Don't ever embarrass me
  2148. like that again, okay?
  2149.  
  2150. 480
  2151. 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,687
  2152. Hey, boss! Guys,
  2153. we got security on the way!
  2154.  
  2155. 481
  2156. 00:29:26,888 --> 00:29:30,458
  2157. PALMER: All right, gentlemen,
  2158. we're not retreating!
  2159.  
  2160. 482
  2161. 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:33,628
  2162. We are advancing
  2163. in a different direction!
  2164.  
  2165. 483
  2166. 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:35,397
  2167. - (ALL CHEERING)
  2168. - PALMER: Ready?
  2169.  
  2170. 484
  2171. 00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:37,399
  2172. Yeah, come on!
  2173.  
  2174. 485
  2175. 00:30:08,795 --> 00:30:10,399
  2176. They don't pay you enough.
  2177.  
  2178. 486
  2179. 00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:18,439
  2180. Hey, do you think you can get these
  2181. bikes to the dormitory for me?
  2182.  
  2183. 487
  2184. 00:30:25,446 --> 00:30:26,513
  2185. Thanks.
  2186.  
  2187. 488
  2188. 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:36,689
  2189. You have to believe me! They have the
  2190. stolen bikes packed in their garage.
  2191.  
  2192. 489
  2193. 00:30:36,691 --> 00:30:38,256
  2194. STARVING NICO: Do you
  2195. have any pictures of this?
  2196.  
  2197. 490
  2198. 00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:41,361
  2199. - They broke my camera.
  2200. - STARVING SUSAN: Yeah, well, are there any witnesses?
  2201.  
  2202. 491
  2203. 00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:43,697
  2204. He saw it!
  2205.  
  2206. 492
  2207. 00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:46,497
  2208. I don't know
  2209. what she's talking about.
  2210.  
  2211. 493
  2212. 00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:47,864
  2213. What?
  2214.  
  2215. 494
  2216. 00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,501
  2217. (STUTTERS)
  2218. I'm telling the truth!
  2219.  
  2220. 495
  2221. 00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:51,636
  2222. STARVING NICO:
  2223. With no evidence.
  2224.  
  2225. 496
  2226. 00:30:51,638 --> 00:30:53,303
  2227. Then why else
  2228. would they act like that?
  2229.  
  2230. 497
  2231. 00:30:53,305 --> 00:30:54,672
  2232. STARVING HEMSLEY:
  2233. Frats will be frats, Piper.
  2234.  
  2235. 498
  2236. 00:30:54,674 --> 00:30:56,540
  2237. Oh, that is B.S.,
  2238. and you know it!
  2239.  
  2240. 499
  2241. 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:59,510
  2242. People can't bring nice bikes and
  2243. expect them not to get stolen.
  2244.  
  2245. 500
  2246. 00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,779
  2247. STARVING HEMSLEY: Yeah, you can't
  2248. just expect us to believe you.
  2249.  
  2250. 501
  2251. 00:31:01,781 --> 00:31:05,015
  2252. We cannot let Palmer
  2253. keep getting away with this!
  2254.  
  2255. 502
  2256. 00:31:05,017 --> 00:31:08,018
  2257. STARVING SUSAN: Oh, so,
  2258. that's what this is about?
  2259.  
  2260. 503
  2261. 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,186
  2262. STARVING HEMSLEY:
  2263. Are we back on that again?
  2264.  
  2265. 504
  2266. 00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:10,788
  2267. She couldn't pin ex-lover
  2268. boy with the first story,
  2269.  
  2270. 505
  2271. 00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:12,723
  2272. so she had to make up
  2273. a new one. Real classy.
  2274.  
  2275. 506
  2276. 00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:14,126
  2277. It's not a story!
  2278.  
  2279. 507
  2280. 00:31:23,869 --> 00:31:25,704
  2281. You think I don't know
  2282. what you're doing?
  2283.  
  2284. 508
  2285. 00:31:30,476 --> 00:31:32,676
  2286. You ever written anything,
  2287. Freshman?
  2288.  
  2289. 509
  2290. 00:31:32,678 --> 00:31:34,143
  2291. In high school.
  2292.  
  2293. 510
  2294. 00:31:34,145 --> 00:31:38,649
  2295. And I bet you double-sized the periods
  2296. to get an extra quarter of a page.
  2297.  
  2298. 511
  2299. 00:31:41,853 --> 00:31:43,017
  2300. So, what? Who didn't?
  2301.  
  2302. 512
  2303. 00:31:43,019 --> 00:31:44,653
  2304. I didn't.
  2305.  
  2306. 513
  2307. 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:47,923
  2308. Twelve point font. Times New Roman.
  2309. One inch margins.
  2310.  
  2311. 514
  2312. 00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:51,394
  2313. Proper header and footer. Checked
  2314. and double-checked sources.
  2315.  
  2316. 515
  2317. 00:31:51,396 --> 00:31:53,162
  2318. Triple checked
  2319. for good measure.
  2320.  
  2321. 516
  2322. 00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:55,164
  2323. Five hundred words per page.
  2324.  
  2325. 517
  2326. 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,932
  2327. So, when a freshman who
  2328. double-sizes his periods,
  2329.  
  2330. 518
  2331. 00:31:57,934 --> 00:32:00,770
  2332. cheats the margins, gets
  2333. into the same college as me,
  2334.  
  2335. 519
  2336. 00:32:00,772 --> 00:32:02,404
  2337. and uses that same mentality
  2338.  
  2339. 520
  2340. 00:32:02,406 --> 00:32:04,406
  2341. to screw other students
  2342. out of their bikes,
  2343.  
  2344. 521
  2345. 00:32:04,408 --> 00:32:06,076
  2346. how do you think
  2347. that makes me feel?
  2348.  
  2349. 522
  2350. 00:32:07,878 --> 00:32:10,246
  2351. I found my own frame.
  2352.  
  2353. 523
  2354. 00:32:10,248 --> 00:32:12,046
  2355. Installed my own shift
  2356. and brake cables.
  2357.  
  2358. 524
  2359. 00:32:12,048 --> 00:32:13,749
  2360. Found my handle bars.
  2361.  
  2362. 525
  2363. 00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:15,751
  2364. Fixed my own flat tires.
  2365.  
  2366. 526
  2367. 00:32:15,753 --> 00:32:17,721
  2368. And cleaned my chain
  2369. and cassette.
  2370.  
  2371. 527
  2372. 00:32:19,623 --> 00:32:21,222
  2373. I know what hard work is.
  2374.  
  2375. 528
  2376. 00:32:21,224 --> 00:32:23,023
  2377. That bicycle ring story
  2378. still working for you?
  2379.  
  2380. 529
  2381. 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:24,925
  2382. That's just the gravy,
  2383. Freshman.
  2384.  
  2385. 530
  2386. 00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:27,595
  2387. Here's the potatoes:
  2388. Palmer's sorority girl.
  2389.  
  2390. 531
  2391. 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,631
  2392. I thought you said
  2393. sororities don't exist.
  2394.  
  2395. 532
  2396. 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,967
  2397. Well, maybe it's time
  2398. they made a comeback.
  2399.  
  2400. 533
  2401. 00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,810
  2402. (REWINDS AND STOPS)
  2403.  
  2404. 534
  2405. 00:32:51,787 --> 00:32:54,922
  2406. If you could get the guy who's
  2407. in charge of your bike fair,
  2408.  
  2409. 535
  2410. 00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:56,324
  2411. I'd appreciate it.
  2412.  
  2413. 536
  2414. 00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:00,563
  2415. (GUN COCKS, FIRES)
  2416.  
  2417. 537
  2418. 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:06,500
  2419. Get Augustus out here.
  2420.  
  2421. 538
  2422. 00:33:06,502 --> 00:33:07,935
  2423. - He's occupied.
  2424. - Tell him, it's business.
  2425.  
  2426. 539
  2427. 00:33:07,937 --> 00:33:09,638
  2428. He's occupied indefinitely.
  2429.  
  2430. 540
  2431. 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,406
  2432. Okay?
  2433.  
  2434. 541
  2435. 00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:15,641
  2436. Just put me
  2437. in his schedule.
  2438.  
  2439. 542
  2440. 00:33:15,643 --> 00:33:16,644
  2441. I lost my pen.
  2442.  
  2443. 543
  2444. 00:33:17,946 --> 00:33:19,012
  2445. (SCREAMS)
  2446.  
  2447. 544
  2448. 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:28,089
  2449. FRESHMAN: Heard, uh,
  2450. you guys lost a lot of bikes.
  2451.  
  2452. 545
  2453. 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,157
  2454. Yeah?
  2455.  
  2456. 546
  2457. 00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:33,828
  2458. You got something
  2459. you want to say?
  2460.  
  2461. 547
  2462. 00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,495
  2463. You want to know
  2464. where to get them?
  2465.  
  2466. 548
  2467. 00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:39,498
  2468. PALMER: Okay, listen here, you
  2469. namby-pamby, I don't want broken bikes.
  2470.  
  2471. 549
  2472. 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,967
  2473. I want clean machines.
  2474.  
  2475. 550
  2476. 00:33:40,969 --> 00:33:44,269
  2477. FRESHMAN: I could fix these
  2478. bikes, but it'll cost you.
  2479.  
  2480. 551
  2481. 00:33:44,271 --> 00:33:45,637
  2482. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  2483. Are you attempting
  2484.  
  2485. 552
  2486. 00:33:45,639 --> 00:33:49,209
  2487. to make me procure my own
  2488. goods for your financial gain?
  2489.  
  2490. 553
  2491. 00:33:52,346 --> 00:33:55,113
  2492. FRESHMAN: $4,000 and I can get them back
  2493. to you better than they were before.
  2494.  
  2495. 554
  2496. 00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:56,781
  2497. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  2498. $4,000 is too high.
  2499.  
  2500. 555
  2501. 00:33:56,783 --> 00:33:58,048
  2502. FRESHMAN: It's a steal.
  2503.  
  2504. 556
  2505. 00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:59,218
  2506. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: It's
  2507. still too high. Far too high.
  2508.  
  2509. 557
  2510. 00:34:00,787 --> 00:34:04,023
  2511. PALMER: You think that The Society
  2512. can give you something that I can't?
  2513.  
  2514. 558
  2515. 00:34:05,358 --> 00:34:06,960
  2516. Maybe I'll sell them
  2517. to the Kappas.
  2518.  
  2519. 559
  2520. 00:34:08,027 --> 00:34:09,660
  2521. Shit!
  2522.  
  2523. 560
  2524. 00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:13,065
  2525. Wait! We're businessmen.
  2526.  
  2527. 561
  2528. 00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:17,234
  2529. FRESHMAN:
  2530. There's a lot of them.
  2531.  
  2532. 562
  2533. 00:34:17,236 --> 00:34:19,470
  2534. You could make
  2535. a pretty penny.
  2536.  
  2537. 563
  2538. 00:34:19,472 --> 00:34:21,505
  2539. We can't let the Kappas
  2540. reclaim them.
  2541.  
  2542. 564
  2543. 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,207
  2544. - Yeah, we can't let the...
  2545. - No, shh...
  2546.  
  2547. 565
  2548. 00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:25,209
  2549. - (STUTTERS) That's for us.
  2550. - I'm so sorry.
  2551.  
  2552. 566
  2553. 00:34:25,211 --> 00:34:28,712
  2554. You tell that fucking
  2555. disco maniac motherfucker
  2556.  
  2557. 567
  2558. 00:34:28,714 --> 00:34:30,883
  2559. that he isn't getting one bit
  2560. of my fucking money, okay?
  2561.  
  2562. 568
  2563. 00:34:33,518 --> 00:34:35,719
  2564. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: How do
  2565. I know it's worth the purchase?
  2566.  
  2567. 569
  2568. 00:34:35,721 --> 00:34:37,755
  2569. PALMER: I need to make sure
  2570. the goods are clean.
  2571.  
  2572. 570
  2573. 00:34:37,757 --> 00:34:40,324
  2574. I need to make sure
  2575. everything's...
  2576.  
  2577. 571
  2578. 00:34:40,326 --> 00:34:43,359
  2579. How the Italians say,
  2580. capisce.
  2581.  
  2582. 572
  2583. 00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:44,764
  2584. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: I
  2585. wouldn't want to be bamboozled.
  2586.  
  2587. 573
  2588. 00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:47,764
  2589. He's a text book bamboozler.
  2590.  
  2591. 574
  2592. 00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:50,233
  2593. No, fuck you and your bicycle!
  2594. Fuck you!
  2595.  
  2596. 575
  2597. 00:34:50,235 --> 00:34:52,635
  2598. We've lost a lot of men today,
  2599. sir, over this very thing.
  2600.  
  2601. 576
  2602. 00:34:52,637 --> 00:34:54,673
  2603. It's the cost
  2604. of doing business.
  2605.  
  2606. 577
  2607. 00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:00,612
  2608. Deal.
  2609.  
  2610. 578
  2611. 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,081
  2612. Deal.
  2613.  
  2614. 579
  2615. 00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:16,126
  2616. If I find one bicycle
  2617. with a splintered spoke...
  2618.  
  2619. 580
  2620. 00:35:18,462 --> 00:35:19,897
  2621. This better be worth it.
  2622.  
  2623. 581
  2624. 00:35:28,974 --> 00:35:30,272
  2625. Guard this door
  2626. with your life.
  2627.  
  2628. 582
  2629. 00:35:30,274 --> 00:35:33,377
  2630. I don't care if it's the Pope
  2631. or Charles Darwin himself!
  2632.  
  2633. 583
  2634. 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:45,822
  2635. Hmm, what are you reading?
  2636.  
  2637. 584
  2638. 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,961
  2639. (GROWLS)
  2640.  
  2641. 585
  2642. 00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:00,637
  2643. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
  2644.  
  2645. 586
  2646. 00:36:05,307 --> 00:36:08,111
  2647. Wait! I just want to show you something.
  2648. All right?
  2649.  
  2650. 587
  2651. 00:36:10,613 --> 00:36:12,248
  2652. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
  2653.  
  2654. 588
  2655. 00:36:14,149 --> 00:36:15,485
  2656. (GRUNTS)
  2657.  
  2658. 589
  2659. 00:36:16,251 --> 00:36:17,487
  2660. Ow!
  2661.  
  2662. 590
  2663. 00:36:20,455 --> 00:36:22,756
  2664. (MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY
  2665. IN HEADPHONES)
  2666.  
  2667. 591
  2668. 00:36:22,758 --> 00:36:23,925
  2669. Ah!
  2670.  
  2671. 592
  2672. 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,443
  2673. (CLICK)
  2674.  
  2675. 593
  2676. 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:04,365
  2677. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
  2678.  
  2679. 594
  2680. 00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:25,686
  2681. The Kappas.
  2682.  
  2683. 595
  2684. 00:37:26,987 --> 00:37:28,055
  2685. What's our move?
  2686.  
  2687. 596
  2688. 00:37:31,491 --> 00:37:32,826
  2689. (METALLIC SCRAPING)
  2690.  
  2691. 597
  2692. 00:37:44,503 --> 00:37:45,704
  2693. Okay, where's my bike?
  2694.  
  2695. 598
  2696. 00:37:55,849 --> 00:37:58,784
  2697. PALMER: Is that
  2698. all of them? Huh?
  2699.  
  2700. 599
  2701. 00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:08,961
  2702. (SIGHS)
  2703.  
  2704. 600
  2705. 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:10,729
  2706. It's too convenient.
  2707.  
  2708. 601
  2709. 00:38:11,797 --> 00:38:13,398
  2710. - (TWIG BREAKS)
  2711. - Shh!
  2712.  
  2713. 602
  2714. 00:38:20,873 --> 00:38:22,107
  2715. Washington?
  2716.  
  2717. 603
  2718. 00:38:22,775 --> 00:38:24,875
  2719. Palmer...
  2720.  
  2721. 604
  2722. 00:38:24,877 --> 00:38:28,410
  2723. Still haven't graduated past
  2724. the second grade, I see.
  2725.  
  2726. 605
  2727. 00:38:28,412 --> 00:38:30,081
  2728. (SARCASTICALLY)
  2729. Hardy har, har, har...
  2730.  
  2731. 606
  2732. 00:38:46,664 --> 00:38:48,398
  2733. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  2734. I'll be taking these.
  2735.  
  2736. 607
  2737. 00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:52,968
  2738. Do you know what
  2739. trypanophobia is, Palmer?
  2740.  
  2741. 608
  2742. 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:55,570
  2743. It's the fear of needles.
  2744.  
  2745. 609
  2746. 00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:58,609
  2747. Like when a doctor
  2748. draws blood.
  2749.  
  2750. 610
  2751. 00:38:59,309 --> 00:39:02,445
  2752. Or even numbs your gums.
  2753. Hmm?
  2754.  
  2755. 611
  2756. 00:39:03,915 --> 00:39:05,183
  2757. (LAUGHS)
  2758.  
  2759. 612
  2760. 00:39:06,050 --> 00:39:07,617
  2761. Or even an eye.
  2762.  
  2763. 613
  2764. 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:12,153
  2765. I want all
  2766. of your bicycle intake
  2767.  
  2768. 614
  2769. 00:39:12,155 --> 00:39:15,690
  2770. for the rest of senior year.
  2771.  
  2772. 615
  2773. 00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:19,294
  2774. And, if you think
  2775. about reneging on our deal,
  2776.  
  2777. 616
  2778. 00:39:19,296 --> 00:39:21,461
  2779. remember what happened
  2780. here today.
  2781.  
  2782. 617
  2783. 00:39:21,463 --> 00:39:25,233
  2784. And know that the one who set you
  2785. up was not I, but the Freshman.
  2786.  
  2787. 618
  2788. 00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:27,037
  2789. The Freshman.
  2790.  
  2791. 619
  2792. 00:39:30,774 --> 00:39:32,441
  2793. FRESHMAN: Piper?
  2794.  
  2795. 620
  2796. 00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:35,111
  2797. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  2798. Nod if you understand.
  2799.  
  2800. 621
  2801. 00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,392
  2802. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: Now,
  2803. be a good little doggy and shoo.
  2804.  
  2805. 622
  2806. 00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:57,967
  2807. (DOOR THUDS)
  2808.  
  2809. 623
  2810. 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,337
  2811. (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
  2812.  
  2813. 624
  2814. 00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:21,656
  2815. Shit!
  2816.  
  2817. 625
  2818. 00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,841
  2819. KAPPA MEMBER:
  2820. Scotch on the rocks.
  2821.  
  2822. 626
  2823. 00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:44,444
  2824. Where's the Freshman?
  2825.  
  2826. 627
  2827. 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,546
  2828. Not sure, boss.
  2829.  
  2830. 628
  2831. 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,867
  2832. Hey,
  2833.  
  2834. 629
  2835. 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:10,803
  2836. I need some muscle.
  2837.  
  2838. 630
  2839. 00:41:12,071 --> 00:41:13,639
  2840. Family meeting!
  2841.  
  2842. 631
  2843. 00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,709
  2844. Family meeting!
  2845.  
  2846. 632
  2847. 00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:24,083
  2848. KAPPA MEMBER:
  2849. Hey, uh, boss, you okay?
  2850.  
  2851. 633
  2852. 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,719
  2853. No, no...
  2854.  
  2855. 634
  2856. 00:41:27,387 --> 00:41:29,253
  2857. Everything isn't fucking okay.
  2858.  
  2859. 635
  2860. 00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:31,288
  2861. Every single
  2862. goddamn second...
  2863.  
  2864. 636
  2865. 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:32,990
  2866. Every single
  2867. goddamn second,
  2868.  
  2869. 637
  2870. 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,590
  2871. these sons of bitches
  2872. come at me.
  2873.  
  2874. 638
  2875. 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:38,730
  2876. I want you to hit that motherfucker
  2877. so hard, his afro falls off, okay?
  2878.  
  2879. 639
  2880. 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:55,011
  2881. Sir, the Freshman
  2882. has arrived.
  2883.  
  2884. 640
  2885. 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,112
  2886. He has another proposition.
  2887.  
  2888. 641
  2889. 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,447
  2890. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  2891. I'm not interested.
  2892.  
  2893. 642
  2894. 00:41:57,449 --> 00:41:59,351
  2895. Tell him to find
  2896. another dupe.
  2897.  
  2898. 643
  2899. 00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:01,852
  2900. You may want to hear this.
  2901.  
  2902. 644
  2903. 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,458
  2904. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: You must
  2905. certainly want your bike back.
  2906.  
  2907. 645
  2908. 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,491
  2909. Even for a freshman,
  2910. this is pretty low.
  2911.  
  2912. 646
  2913. 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,829
  2914. PALMER: Yvette!
  2915.  
  2916. 647
  2917. 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,929
  2918. KAPPA MEMBERS: Yvette!
  2919.  
  2920. 648
  2921. 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,864
  2922. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
  2923. What's the catch?
  2924.  
  2925. 649
  2926. 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,300
  2927. PALMER: Baby!
  2928. Find her! Find her!
  2929.  
  2930. 650
  2931. 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:20,004
  2932. There's always a catch.
  2933. Always.
  2934.  
  2935. 651
  2936. 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,773
  2937. $1,000, plus my bike.
  2938.  
  2939. 652
  2940. 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,241
  2941. (LAUGHS)
  2942.  
  2943. 653
  2944. 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:27,444
  2945. (CLEARS THROAT)
  2946.  
  2947. 654
  2948. 00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:34,950
  2949. There goes Spring Fling.
  2950.  
  2951. 655
  2952. 00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,820
  2953. I hope you didn't have
  2954. a date already.
  2955.  
  2956. 656
  2957. 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:43,191
  2958. What say we meet back in my
  2959. quarters in, say, 45 minutes?
  2960.  
  2961. 657
  2962. 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,726
  2963. You got yourself a deal.
  2964.  
  2965. 658
  2966. 00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:48,164
  2967. AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: I'll have
  2968. your bike waiting in our garage.
  2969.  
  2970. 659
  2971. 00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:52,802
  2972. Jessup, get our men ready.
  2973.  
  2974. 660
  2975. 00:42:54,037 --> 00:42:56,571
  2976. (PALMER SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
  2977.  
  2978. 661
  2979. 00:43:14,222 --> 00:43:15,657
  2980. PIPER: Pencil dick.
  2981.  
  2982. 662
  2983. 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,231
  2984. If you hate yourself enough, you'll
  2985. let anyone do anything to you.
  2986.  
  2987. 663
  2988. 00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:24,664
  2989. I know I did.
  2990.  
  2991. 664
  2992. 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,099
  2993. Well, if she wants help,
  2994. she can ask for it.
  2995.  
  2996. 665
  2997. 00:43:26,101 --> 00:43:27,734
  2998. Ask who?
  2999.  
  3000. 666
  3001. 00:43:27,736 --> 00:43:29,302
  3002. This place encourages
  3003. everything
  3004.  
  3005. 667
  3006. 00:43:29,304 --> 00:43:31,006
  3007. and protects nothing.
  3008.  
  3009. 668
  3010. 00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:37,279
  3011. What did you do this time?
  3012.  
  3013. 669
  3014. 00:43:38,013 --> 00:43:39,412
  3015. Are there ten bills here?
  3016.  
  3017. 670
  3018. 00:43:39,414 --> 00:43:40,846
  3019. What did you do?
  3020.  
  3021. 671
  3022. 00:43:40,848 --> 00:43:42,616
  3023. I got my bike back
  3024. and made some cash doing it.
  3025.  
  3026. 672
  3027. 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:44,251
  3028. Off of what?
  3029.  
  3030. 673
  3031. 00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:53,094
  3032. I didn't think
  3033. it would be that easy.
  3034.  
  3035. 674
  3036. 00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:55,694
  3037. I should get more.
  3038.  
  3039. 675
  3040. 00:43:55,696 --> 00:43:57,196
  3041. Ow! What the hell
  3042. is your problem?
  3043.  
  3044. 676
  3045. 00:43:57,198 --> 00:43:59,133
  3046. Do you even know
  3047. what it's like in there?
  3048.  
  3049. 677
  3050. 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:00,866
  3051. In Kappa Brutis?
  3052.  
  3053. 678
  3054. 00:44:00,868 --> 00:44:02,267
  3055. Why do you care?
  3056.  
  3057. 679
  3058. 00:44:02,269 --> 00:44:04,303
  3059. Are you serious?
  3060.  
  3061. 680
  3062. 00:44:04,305 --> 00:44:06,771
  3063. Do you not see how Palmer
  3064. manipulates her?
  3065.  
  3066. 681
  3067. 00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:09,273
  3068. Come on. Piper, cut it out.
  3069.  
  3070. 682
  3071. 00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:12,579
  3072. What do you expect?
  3073. You want me to go back over?
  3074.  
  3075. 683
  3076. 00:44:12,581 --> 00:44:15,080
  3077. Okay, I'll get her back,
  3078. all right?
  3079.  
  3080. 684
  3081. 00:44:15,082 --> 00:44:18,083
  3082. You really don't care about
  3083. anyone but yourself, do you?
  3084.  
  3085. 685
  3086. 00:44:18,085 --> 00:44:19,184
  3087. No, I don't.
  3088.  
  3089. 686
  3090. 00:44:19,186 --> 00:44:21,489
  3091. But right now, I think
  3092. I'd much rather be... Ow!
  3093.  
  3094. 687
  3095. 00:44:22,155 --> 00:44:23,788
  3096. Prick.
  3097.  
  3098. 688
  3099. 00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:25,892
  3100. - Piper...
  3101. - Find a new roommate.
  3102.  
  3103. 689
  3104. 00:44:34,734 --> 00:44:37,603
  3105. Oh, baby. Did they hurt you?
  3106.  
  3107. 690
  3108. 00:44:37,605 --> 00:44:40,140
  3109. Come here. Come to Daddy.
  3110. It's okay. It's okay.
  3111.  
  3112. 691
  3113. 00:44:43,742 --> 00:44:44,978
  3114. (SLAPPING)
  3115.  
  3116. 692
  3117. 00:44:47,347 --> 00:44:49,482
  3118. You know how much
  3119. this cost me? Huh?
  3120.  
  3121. 693
  3122. 00:44:50,282 --> 00:44:51,850
  3123. Get her out of here!
  3124.  
  3125. 694
  3126. 00:45:15,773 --> 00:45:17,308
  3127. Hey, Palmer!
  3128.  
  3129. 695
  3130. 00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:19,710
  3131. I want to rush.
  3132.  
  3133. 696
  3134. 00:45:51,242 --> 00:45:52,677
  3135. Let's go inside.
  3136.  
  3137. 697
  3138. 00:45:56,746 --> 00:45:57,981
  3139. Come on.
  3140.  
  3141. 698
  3142. 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:07,589
  3143. PALMER: There's three very
  3144. simple rules to being a Kappa.
  3145.  
  3146. 699
  3147. 00:46:07,591 --> 00:46:10,725
  3148. Rule number one: always wear
  3149. a rubber.
  3150.  
  3151. 700
  3152. 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:13,361
  3153. Because we can't have any of that
  3154. gonnor-herpa-syphilitic shit.
  3155.  
  3156. 701
  3157. 00:46:13,363 --> 00:46:16,097
  3158. KAPPA MEMBER: Easy, man.
  3159. Got to check you.
  3160.  
  3161. 702
  3162. 00:46:16,099 --> 00:46:18,032
  3163. PALMER: Hey, come on, man.
  3164. We're all friends.
  3165.  
  3166. 703
  3167. 00:46:18,034 --> 00:46:19,868
  3168. KAPPA MEMBER: Easy...
  3169.  
  3170. 704
  3171. 00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,570
  3172. What's in your hand, man?
  3173.  
  3174. 705
  3175. 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,271
  3176. PALMER: We're all friends
  3177. here, buddy boy.
  3178.  
  3179. 706
  3180. 00:46:24,273 --> 00:46:25,274
  3181. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3182. Old school.
  3183.  
  3184. 707
  3185. 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,345
  3186. PALMER: Hey, baby...
  3187. Guess what?
  3188.  
  3189. 708
  3190. 00:46:30,145 --> 00:46:32,346
  3191. Buddy boy here
  3192. wants to pledge.
  3193.  
  3194. 709
  3195. 00:46:32,348 --> 00:46:34,948
  3196. (SIGHS) Do we have
  3197. to do that tonight?
  3198.  
  3199. 710
  3200. 00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:37,585
  3201. Come on. It'll be fun.
  3202.  
  3203. 711
  3204. 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:38,921
  3205. I know... I just...
  3206.  
  3207. 712
  3208. 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:42,690
  3209. Nobody likes a prude.
  3210.  
  3211. 713
  3212. 00:46:42,692 --> 00:46:44,360
  3213. Don't be that girl.
  3214.  
  3215. 714
  3216. 00:46:46,528 --> 00:46:48,197
  3217. That's my girl.
  3218.  
  3219. 715
  3220. 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,699
  3221. (WHISTLING)
  3222.  
  3223. 716
  3224. 00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:54,469
  3225. She'll make an old dog
  3226. break its chain.
  3227.  
  3228. 717
  3229. 00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:57,138
  3230. Look at that.
  3231.  
  3232. 718
  3233. 00:46:58,574 --> 00:47:00,307
  3234. Look, I'm sorry
  3235. about the bike.
  3236.  
  3237. 719
  3238. 00:47:00,309 --> 00:47:02,910
  3239. That was just business.
  3240.  
  3241. 720
  3242. 00:47:03,945 --> 00:47:05,481
  3243. Nothing personal.
  3244.  
  3245. 721
  3246. 00:47:06,914 --> 00:47:08,615
  3247. I wish your sisters
  3248. were here.
  3249.  
  3250. 722
  3251. 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,683
  3252. I mean, we'd have
  3253. a full house, right, guys?
  3254.  
  3255. 723
  3256. 00:47:10,685 --> 00:47:11,783
  3257. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3258. Yeah, that's right.
  3259.  
  3260. 724
  3261. 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:12,786
  3262. Uh-huh.
  3263.  
  3264. 725
  3265. 00:47:14,255 --> 00:47:15,954
  3266. You like red-headed sluts?
  3267.  
  3268. 726
  3269. 00:47:15,956 --> 00:47:17,124
  3270. What?
  3271.  
  3272. 727
  3273. 00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:23,564
  3274. Two red-headed sluts for me and
  3275. buddy boy to slide into, right?
  3276.  
  3277. 728
  3278. 00:47:30,103 --> 00:47:31,104
  3279. Cheers.
  3280.  
  3281. 729
  3282. 00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,675
  3283. To God and country.
  3284.  
  3285. 730
  3286. 00:47:43,983 --> 00:47:45,520
  3287. Come on, get them.
  3288.  
  3289. 731
  3290. 00:47:50,524 --> 00:47:53,493
  3291. You're an interesting cat.
  3292. You know?
  3293.  
  3294. 732
  3295. 00:47:54,761 --> 00:47:56,361
  3296. I mean, I dig it.
  3297.  
  3298. 733
  3299. 00:47:56,363 --> 00:47:58,162
  3300. I like your spunk.
  3301. I like your attitude.
  3302.  
  3303. 734
  3304. 00:47:58,164 --> 00:48:00,964
  3305. I think the Brotherhood
  3306. is damn glad to have you.
  3307.  
  3308. 735
  3309. 00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:04,003
  3310. You got that head down,
  3311. quick walk kind of vibe.
  3312.  
  3313. 736
  3314. 00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:15,647
  3315. Hey, no, no, come one.
  3316. Come on. One more.
  3317.  
  3318. 737
  3319. 00:48:15,649 --> 00:48:17,348
  3320. This is bullshit.
  3321. I'm not doing this any more.
  3322.  
  3323. 738
  3324. 00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:19,149
  3325. - What do you mean?
  3326. - I'm not doing this.
  3327.  
  3328. 739
  3329. 00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,652
  3330. Doing what? Again...
  3331.  
  3332. 740
  3333. 00:48:21,654 --> 00:48:23,554
  3334. Why do you have to embarrass
  3335. me in front of company?
  3336.  
  3337. 741
  3338. 00:48:23,556 --> 00:48:26,657
  3339. Jesus-H-Christ on a popsicle stick!
  3340. Honey, come on.
  3341.  
  3342. 742
  3343. 00:48:26,659 --> 00:48:30,228
  3344. Good. Another one.
  3345. Thank you. Love you.
  3346.  
  3347. 743
  3348. 00:48:31,162 --> 00:48:33,530
  3349. Don't look now,
  3350. it's Jack Enberg.
  3351.  
  3352. 744
  3353. 00:48:33,532 --> 00:48:34,667
  3354. He wants to blackball you.
  3355.  
  3356. 745
  3357. 00:48:42,641 --> 00:48:43,908
  3358. Cheers.
  3359.  
  3360. 746
  3361. 00:49:01,693 --> 00:49:03,593
  3362. Ooh, that tastes good!
  3363. Feels good, doesn't it?
  3364.  
  3365. 747
  3366. 00:49:03,595 --> 00:49:04,993
  3367. Put some hair on that chest.
  3368.  
  3369. 748
  3370. 00:49:04,995 --> 00:49:06,196
  3371. Makes you feel just right.
  3372.  
  3373. 749
  3374. 00:49:07,732 --> 00:49:09,199
  3375. KAPPA MEMBERS:
  3376. (CHANTING) Buddy boy.
  3377.  
  3378. 750
  3379. 00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:16,204
  3380. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3381. Take a drink, buddy boy!
  3382.  
  3383. 751
  3384. 00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,840
  3385. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3386. Take a drink, buddy boy!
  3387.  
  3388. 752
  3389. 00:49:18,842 --> 00:49:20,174
  3390. (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGAUGE)
  3391.  
  3392. 753
  3393. 00:49:20,176 --> 00:49:21,943
  3394. If you're Russian, right?
  3395. Cheers!
  3396.  
  3397. 754
  3398. 00:49:21,945 --> 00:49:23,746
  3399. Yeah, to Fatherland!
  3400.  
  3401. 755
  3402. 00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:25,884
  3403. Cheers! Cheers!
  3404.  
  3405. 756
  3406. 00:49:27,418 --> 00:49:28,683
  3407. (GIGGLES)
  3408.  
  3409. 757
  3410. 00:49:28,685 --> 00:49:29,887
  3411. Get off of me!
  3412.  
  3413. 758
  3414. 00:49:34,525 --> 00:49:37,525
  3415. You're going to drink.
  3416. You're going to enjoy it.
  3417.  
  3418. 759
  3419. 00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,293
  3420. Come on,
  3421. you goddamn little bitch!
  3422.  
  3423. 760
  3424. 00:49:39,295 --> 00:49:41,228
  3425. Drink the fucking shit!
  3426.  
  3427. 761
  3428. 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:43,699
  3429. Come on! That's a good boy!
  3430.  
  3431. 762
  3432. 00:49:45,302 --> 00:49:46,303
  3433. Get back.
  3434.  
  3435. 763
  3436. 00:49:48,472 --> 00:49:51,274
  3437. Uh, uh, uh...
  3438. You made a fool of me.
  3439.  
  3440. 764
  3441. 00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:54,912
  3442. I mean, you're outnumbered.
  3443.  
  3444. 765
  3445. 00:49:55,778 --> 00:49:57,547
  3446. I mean,
  3447. there's no where to go!
  3448.  
  3449. 766
  3450. 00:49:59,215 --> 00:50:00,750
  3451. What are you, an idiot?
  3452.  
  3453. 767
  3454. 00:50:05,655 --> 00:50:07,122
  3455. (HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING)
  3456.  
  3457. 768
  3458. 00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:09,926
  3459. Let her go!
  3460.  
  3461. 769
  3462. 00:50:15,765 --> 00:50:17,399
  3463. (ALL SCREAMING)
  3464.  
  3465. 770
  3466. 00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:20,068
  3467. (HIGH PITCHED RINGING)
  3468.  
  3469. 771
  3470. 00:50:21,136 --> 00:50:22,471
  3471. Let's get out of here!
  3472.  
  3473. 772
  3474. 00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:26,840
  3475. (GRUNTS)
  3476.  
  3477. 773
  3478. 00:50:26,842 --> 00:50:28,106
  3479. What the hell was that?
  3480.  
  3481. 774
  3482. 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,075
  3483. No, no, no! Listen!
  3484.  
  3485. 775
  3486. 00:50:30,077 --> 00:50:32,712
  3487. Listen to me! Go to the dormitory.
  3488. Find Piper.
  3489.  
  3490. 776
  3491. 00:50:32,714 --> 00:50:34,815
  3492. Piper's in 306. Okay?
  3493.  
  3494. 777
  3495. 00:50:34,817 --> 00:50:37,517
  3496. Okay? Go find Piper. 306.
  3497.  
  3498. 778
  3499. 00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:40,420
  3500. (DISTORTED) Okay, go!
  3501. I'll cover you. Go! I got you!
  3502.  
  3503. 779
  3504. 00:50:40,422 --> 00:50:42,591
  3505. Get him! Get that Walkman too!
  3506.  
  3507. 780
  3508. 00:50:43,592 --> 00:50:44,691
  3509. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3510. They're getting away!
  3511.  
  3512. 781
  3513. 00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:46,494
  3514. (DISTORTED)
  3515. I got you, motherfuckers!
  3516.  
  3517. 782
  3518. 00:50:47,761 --> 00:50:49,763
  3519. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3520. Hold up! Hold up!
  3521.  
  3522. 783
  3523. 00:50:58,773 --> 00:50:59,939
  3524. (CALMING MUSIC PLAYING)
  3525.  
  3526. 784
  3527. 00:50:59,941 --> 00:51:01,206
  3528. (GROANS)
  3529.  
  3530. 785
  3531. 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:03,008
  3532. (KAPPA MEMBERS LAUGHING)
  3533.  
  3534. 786
  3535. 00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,612
  3536. (COUGHS)
  3537.  
  3538. 787
  3539. 00:51:15,788 --> 00:51:18,689
  3540. Where is she? Huh?
  3541.  
  3542. 788
  3543. 00:51:18,691 --> 00:51:21,395
  3544. Where... Is... She?
  3545.  
  3546. 789
  3547. 00:51:27,467 --> 00:51:29,335
  3548. (ALL CHEERING)
  3549.  
  3550. 790
  3551. 00:51:33,973 --> 00:51:35,439
  3552. Payback's a bitch.
  3553.  
  3554. 791
  3555. 00:51:35,441 --> 00:51:36,476
  3556. (GRUNTS)
  3557.  
  3558. 792
  3559. 00:51:41,213 --> 00:51:45,018
  3560. You ever... You ever wonder why
  3561. people use the number two pencil?
  3562.  
  3563. 793
  3564. 00:51:45,552 --> 00:51:47,552
  3565. You ever wonder that?
  3566.  
  3567. 794
  3568. 00:51:47,554 --> 00:51:51,691
  3569. Why not number three,
  3570. four, or five?
  3571.  
  3572. 795
  3573. 00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:56,828
  3574. See, the harder the lead,
  3575.  
  3576. 796
  3577. 00:51:57,529 --> 00:51:59,663
  3578. the higher the number.
  3579.  
  3580. 797
  3581. 00:51:59,665 --> 00:52:01,865
  3582. See,
  3583.  
  3584. 798
  3585. 00:52:01,867 --> 00:52:07,269
  3586. - the number, uh, four doesn't really work that well,
  3587. - (LIQUID POURING)
  3588.  
  3589. 799
  3590. 00:52:07,271 --> 00:52:12,108
  3591. and the machines definitely
  3592. can't read number three.
  3593.  
  3594. 800
  3595. 00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:15,581
  3596. And number ones
  3597. just kind of smudge a little.
  3598.  
  3599. 801
  3600. 00:52:18,382 --> 00:52:20,719
  3601. Get up!
  3602. Against the wall!
  3603.  
  3604. 802
  3605. 00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:27,090
  3606. (GROANS)
  3607.  
  3608. 803
  3609. 00:52:30,126 --> 00:52:31,696
  3610. But...
  3611.  
  3612. 804
  3613. 00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:35,767
  3614. The number two pencil...
  3615.  
  3616. 805
  3617. 00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:37,903
  3618. Now, that...
  3619.  
  3620. 806
  3621. 00:52:40,204 --> 00:52:41,472
  3622. That one's just right.
  3623.  
  3624. 807
  3625. 00:52:42,707 --> 00:52:44,875
  3626. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
  3627.  
  3628. 808
  3629. 00:52:46,443 --> 00:52:48,211
  3630. You know, I, uh...
  3631.  
  3632. 809
  3633. 00:52:50,447 --> 00:52:52,749
  3634. I lost a lot of bikes today.
  3635.  
  3636. 810
  3637. 00:52:56,151 --> 00:52:58,053
  3638. (SCREAMS)
  3639.  
  3640. 811
  3641. 00:52:58,055 --> 00:53:00,591
  3642. KAPPA MEMBER: (LAUGHS) Whoo!
  3643. X marks the spot!
  3644.  
  3645. 812
  3646. 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,095
  3647. Oh, man! Oh...
  3648.  
  3649. 813
  3650. 00:53:05,962 --> 00:53:07,464
  3651. What?
  3652.  
  3653. 814
  3654. 00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:09,833
  3655. You're not having fun?
  3656.  
  3657. 815
  3658. 00:53:11,133 --> 00:53:12,800
  3659. I want you to go out there,
  3660. and I want you to find
  3661.  
  3662. 816
  3663. 00:53:12,802 --> 00:53:16,238
  3664. the deepest, darkest hole you can
  3665. fucking find and keep him in it.
  3666.  
  3667. 817
  3668. 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,507
  3669. Good man.
  3670.  
  3671. 818
  3672. 00:53:21,945 --> 00:53:23,145
  3673. Go!
  3674.  
  3675. 819
  3676. 00:53:25,982 --> 00:53:27,414
  3677. So wake the fuck up!
  3678.  
  3679. 820
  3680. 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,650
  3681. Wake the fuck up, pussy!
  3682. You scared?
  3683.  
  3684. 821
  3685. 00:53:29,652 --> 00:53:31,284
  3686. You fuck around
  3687. with Kappa Brutis,
  3688.  
  3689. 822
  3690. 00:53:31,286 --> 00:53:33,087
  3691. you get fucked around with,
  3692. bitch!
  3693.  
  3694. 823
  3695. 00:53:33,089 --> 00:53:34,588
  3696. Piece of shit!
  3697.  
  3698. 824
  3699. 00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:36,659
  3700. Fresh meat!
  3701. Aren't you hungry?
  3702.  
  3703. 825
  3704. 00:53:37,693 --> 00:53:41,362
  3705. (INDISTINCT CHATTER
  3706. AND SHOUTING)
  3707.  
  3708. 826
  3709. 00:53:43,631 --> 00:53:45,133
  3710. KAPPA MEMBER: (DISTORTED)
  3711. Kill his fucking ass!
  3712.  
  3713. 827
  3714. 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,803
  3715. KAPPA MEMBER: Yeah, here we go!
  3716. You're so fucked!
  3717.  
  3718. 828
  3719. 00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,407
  3720. KAPPA MEMBER:
  3721. Oh, oh! Is he crying?
  3722.  
  3723. 829
  3724. 00:53:54,409 --> 00:53:56,542
  3725. Stare him
  3726. right in the fucking eyes.
  3727.  
  3728. 830
  3729. 00:53:56,544 --> 00:53:58,511
  3730. That's the last thing you're
  3731. ever going to fucking see.
  3732.  
  3733. 831
  3734. 00:53:58,513 --> 00:54:01,347
  3735. - Now, you're fucking dead!
  3736. - That's right.
  3737.  
  3738. 832
  3739. 00:54:01,349 --> 00:54:03,284
  3740. I'd be scared
  3741. if I was you, Freshman!
  3742.  
  3743. 833
  3744. 00:54:05,352 --> 00:54:06,353
  3745. (GROANS)
  3746.  
  3747. 834
  3748. 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,500
  3749. Why are you helping me?
  3750.  
  3751. 835
  3752. 00:54:22,502 --> 00:54:24,636
  3753. KAPPA MEMBERS: Where do you
  3754. think you're going, huh?
  3755.  
  3756. 836
  3757. 00:54:24,638 --> 00:54:27,641
  3758. Huh? You got nowhere to go!
  3759. Nowhere to run!
  3760.  
  3761. 837
  3762. 00:54:32,546 --> 00:54:33,548
  3763. Go!
  3764.  
  3765. 838
  3766. 00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:39,217
  3767. PALMER: Come out, come out,
  3768. wherever you are!
  3769.  
  3770. 839
  3771. 00:54:39,219 --> 00:54:40,987
  3772. (GIGGLES)
  3773.  
  3774. 840
  3775. 00:54:45,025 --> 00:54:47,194
  3776. You really fucked up
  3777. this time.
  3778.  
  3779. 841
  3780. 00:54:50,864 --> 00:54:52,496
  3781. - (PENCIL STRIKES)
  3782. - (THUD)
  3783.  
  3784. 842
  3785. 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,835
  3786. SPOKEN WORD SOCIETY MEMBER: Do
  3787. not mistake our joy for privilege.
  3788.  
  3789. 843
  3790. 00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:58,270
  3791. We have known pain.
  3792.  
  3793. 844
  3794. 00:54:59,206 --> 00:55:01,840
  3795. We have known struggle.
  3796.  
  3797. 845
  3798. 00:55:01,842 --> 00:55:05,877
  3799. We have stood at her shores
  3800. in the high and low tide.
  3801.  
  3802. 846
  3803. 00:55:05,879 --> 00:55:08,746
  3804. Let her waves
  3805. wash upon our bodies,
  3806.  
  3807. 847
  3808. 00:55:08,748 --> 00:55:12,683
  3809. threatening to erode away the
  3810. things that make us beautiful.
  3811.  
  3812. 848
  3813. 00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:15,919
  3814. Pain was seated at the edge
  3815. of our mother's bed
  3816.  
  3817. 849
  3818. 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,688
  3819. to greet us when
  3820. we first opened our eyes.
  3821.  
  3822. 850
  3823. 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:22,060
  3824. Struggle chained itself to our
  3825. ankle as we took our first fall.
  3826.  
  3827. 851
  3828. 00:55:22,062 --> 00:55:25,097
  3829. They are sisters. They do
  3830. not come one at a time.
  3831.  
  3832. 852
  3833. 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,966
  3834. They ebb and flow
  3835. like crushing feet,
  3836.  
  3837. 853
  3838. 00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,433
  3839. turning grapes to wine.
  3840.  
  3841. 854
  3842. 00:55:30,435 --> 00:55:32,401
  3843. They went to the sisters
  3844. often.
  3845.  
  3846. 855
  3847. 00:55:32,403 --> 00:55:34,971
  3848. Casting themselves
  3849. in her oceans daily.
  3850.  
  3851. 856
  3852. 00:55:34,973 --> 00:55:37,940
  3853. Getting stronger daily.
  3854. Getting wiser.
  3855.  
  3856. 857
  3857. 00:55:37,942 --> 00:55:39,809
  3858. Calling these waters
  3859. their home
  3860.  
  3861. 858
  3862. 00:55:39,811 --> 00:55:42,211
  3863. until gills took the place
  3864. of their lungs.
  3865.  
  3866. 859
  3867. 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:45,816
  3868. We are the products of men who gave
  3869. their breaths so we could swim.
  3870.  
  3871. 860
  3872. 00:55:45,818 --> 00:55:47,483
  3873. Who withstood crashing waves
  3874.  
  3875. 861
  3876. 00:55:47,485 --> 00:55:50,453
  3877. so that tempest and chill
  3878. would never be foreign to us.
  3879.  
  3880. 862
  3881. 00:55:50,455 --> 00:55:53,456
  3882. We are the first group
  3883. that burst through the seed
  3884.  
  3885. 863
  3886. 00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:55,457
  3887. and gripped any soil
  3888. to call it home.
  3889.  
  3890. 864
  3891. 00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:58,828
  3892. We are the magma rising up
  3893. through igneous rock,
  3894.  
  3895. 865
  3896. 00:55:58,830 --> 00:56:01,730
  3897. the lava racing down
  3898. the side of the mountain,
  3899.  
  3900. 866
  3901. 00:56:01,732 --> 00:56:04,132
  3902. destroying anything
  3903. in its path.
  3904.  
  3905. 867
  3906. 00:56:04,134 --> 00:56:07,602
  3907. Each one of our brothers the tip
  3908. of a spear that pierces flesh,
  3909.  
  3910. 868
  3911. 00:56:07,604 --> 00:56:09,538
  3912. so the rest can pass through.
  3913.  
  3914. 869
  3915. 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,108
  3916. Anywhere we go,
  3917. we leave a lasting wound!
  3918.  
  3919. 870
  3920. 00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,642
  3921. Precision is our weapon.
  3922.  
  3923. 871
  3924. 00:56:13,644 --> 00:56:15,044
  3925. Excellence is our culture.
  3926.  
  3927. 872
  3928. 00:56:15,046 --> 00:56:16,745
  3929. History is our engine.
  3930.  
  3931. 873
  3932. 00:56:16,747 --> 00:56:22,483
  3933. Revving us to rage at and against a
  3934. machine, and now we stand uncontested.
  3935.  
  3936. 874
  3937. 00:56:22,485 --> 00:56:27,022
  3938. Besting our rivals. Returning
  3939. every sweat our ancestors invested.
  3940.  
  3941. 875
  3942. 00:56:27,024 --> 00:56:28,522
  3943. Every day we are yelling,
  3944.  
  3945. 876
  3946. 00:56:28,524 --> 00:56:31,458
  3947. "Kill a Kappa! Kill a Kappa!
  3948. Kappa! Kappa!
  3949.  
  3950. 877
  3951. 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:35,030
  3952. "If it's a Kappa, snap his
  3953. neck if he talks smack!"
  3954.  
  3955. 878
  3956. 00:56:35,032 --> 00:56:38,499
  3957. Them Kappas copped some capital,
  3958. but, now, look where they at!
  3959.  
  3960. 879
  3961. 00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:41,535
  3962. Challenge The Society,
  3963. you see how we react!
  3964.  
  3965. 880
  3966. 00:56:41,537 --> 00:56:44,206
  3967. Man, them Kappas cowards!
  3968. They ain't never coming back!
  3969.  
  3970. 881
  3971. 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:45,641
  3972. (APPLAUSE)
  3973.  
  3974. 882
  3975. 00:56:48,678 --> 00:56:50,780
  3976. Long live The Society.
  3977.  
  3978. 883
  3979. 00:56:53,049 --> 00:56:54,382
  3980. (GASPS)
  3981.  
  3982. 884
  3983. 00:56:59,223 --> 00:57:00,356
  3984. Hi.
  3985.  
  3986. 885
  3987. 00:57:04,426 --> 00:57:05,860
  3988. To us!
  3989.  
  3990. 886
  3991. 00:57:05,862 --> 00:57:08,494
  3992. And to those who
  3993. wish to be like us!
  3994.  
  3995. 887
  3996. 00:57:08,496 --> 00:57:11,499
  3997. Gentlemen,
  3998. with the Kappas gone,
  3999.  
  4000. 888
  4001. 00:57:12,235 --> 00:57:14,467
  4002. we shall control the row.
  4003.  
  4004. 889
  4005. 00:57:14,469 --> 00:57:16,002
  4006. Which is extremely tight.
  4007.  
  4008. 890
  4009. 00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:17,871
  4010. - (SOCIETY MEMBERS LAUGH)
  4011. - Indeed! Hear! Hear!
  4012.  
  4013. 891
  4014. 00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:19,671
  4015. Hear! Hear!
  4016.  
  4017. 892
  4018. 00:57:19,673 --> 00:57:21,541
  4019. This is quite the rager.
  4020.  
  4021. 893
  4022. 00:57:21,543 --> 00:57:24,045
  4023. - Yes!
  4024. - I know I'm raging face.
  4025.  
  4026. 894
  4027. 00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:27,148
  4028. Victory stroll?
  4029.  
  4030. 895
  4031. 00:57:28,884 --> 00:57:30,852
  4032. I'll be with you in a moment.
  4033.  
  4034. 896
  4035. 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:45,432
  4036. (SIGHS)
  4037.  
  4038. 897
  4039. 00:57:46,433 --> 00:57:48,502
  4040. (WATCH TICKING)
  4041.  
  4042. 898
  4043. 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:51,839
  4044. We did it, Father.
  4045.  
  4046. 899
  4047. 00:57:55,377 --> 00:57:56,844
  4048. We did it.
  4049.  
  4050. 900
  4051. 00:58:00,247 --> 00:58:02,216
  4052. (INDISTINCT SCREAMING
  4053. AND BLOWS LANDING)
  4054.  
  4055. 901
  4056. 00:58:16,196 --> 00:58:18,297
  4057. (MAN SCREAMS)
  4058.  
  4059. 902
  4060. 00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:20,099
  4061. (HARMONICA PLAYS)
  4062.  
  4063. 903
  4064. 00:58:55,901 --> 00:58:57,236
  4065. Palmer!
  4066.  
  4067. 904
  4068. 00:58:59,538 --> 00:59:00,939
  4069. Washington.
  4070.  
  4071. 905
  4072. 00:59:01,907 --> 00:59:04,176
  4073. We had a consortium.
  4074.  
  4075. 906
  4076. 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,456
  4077. So well with words.
  4078.  
  4079. 907
  4080. 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,835
  4081. (GLASS BREAKS)
  4082.  
  4083. 908
  4084. 00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:54,392
  4085. (BOTH GRUNTING)
  4086.  
  4087. 909
  4088. 00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,129
  4089. Ah!
  4090.  
  4091. 910
  4092. 01:00:03,565 --> 01:00:04,700
  4093. (GROANING)
  4094.  
  4095. 911
  4096. 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,001
  4097. (CRACKS)
  4098.  
  4099. 912
  4100. 01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:09,407
  4101. Come here, come here.
  4102.  
  4103. 913
  4104. 01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:15,575
  4105. All right, hey,
  4106. what is honor, huh?
  4107.  
  4108. 914
  4109. 01:00:15,577 --> 01:00:19,581
  4110. Do you die real quick,
  4111. or do you live another day!
  4112.  
  4113. 915
  4114. 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,650
  4115. (GROANS)
  4116.  
  4117. 916
  4118. 01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:27,254
  4119. PALMER: You done good.
  4120. You done real good.
  4121.  
  4122. 917
  4123. 01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:30,656
  4124. Good job, buddy.
  4125. Good job. Good job.
  4126.  
  4127. 918
  4128. 01:00:30,658 --> 01:00:32,261
  4129. (CONTINUES GROANING)
  4130.  
  4131. 919
  4132. 01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:35,164
  4133. (PANTING)
  4134.  
  4135. 920
  4136. 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,868
  4137. (PENCIL FLIES,
  4138. THUDS IN DISTANCE)
  4139.  
  4140. 921
  4141. 01:00:41,003 --> 01:00:42,369
  4142. (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
  4143.  
  4144. 922
  4145. 01:00:42,371 --> 01:00:44,239
  4146. (BREATHES DEEPLY)
  4147.  
  4148. 923
  4149. 01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:47,708
  4150. Find the Freshman!
  4151.  
  4152. 924
  4153. 01:00:48,576 --> 01:00:51,413
  4154. Find him!
  4155. Find the Freshman!
  4156.  
  4157. 925
  4158. 01:00:55,682 --> 01:00:58,717
  4159. My first act will be
  4160. to clean up these bodies.
  4161.  
  4162. 926
  4163. 01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:00,522
  4164. They smell like literature.
  4165.  
  4166. 927
  4167. 01:01:01,356 --> 01:01:04,192
  4168. Oh, smack my ass
  4169. and call me Shirley.
  4170.  
  4171. 928
  4172. 01:01:05,593 --> 01:01:07,128
  4173. Is that yours?
  4174.  
  4175. 929
  4176. 01:01:08,096 --> 01:01:09,462
  4177. Where is he?
  4178.  
  4179. 930
  4180. 01:01:09,464 --> 01:01:10,728
  4181. I don't know where he is.
  4182.  
  4183. 931
  4184. 01:01:10,730 --> 01:01:12,131
  4185. Oh, it's heavy!
  4186.  
  4187. 932
  4188. 01:01:12,133 --> 01:01:13,399
  4189. You don't know
  4190. where he is?
  4191.  
  4192. 933
  4193. 01:01:13,401 --> 01:01:15,066
  4194. No, I threw him out.
  4195.  
  4196. 934
  4197. 01:01:15,068 --> 01:01:17,135
  4198. I don't know where he is.
  4199. I haven't seen him since.
  4200.  
  4201. 935
  4202. 01:01:17,137 --> 01:01:18,803
  4203. Last chance,
  4204. because you better tell me.
  4205.  
  4206. 936
  4207. 01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,105
  4208. I don't...
  4209.  
  4210. 937
  4211. 01:01:20,107 --> 01:01:21,907
  4212. - You won't tell me?
  4213. - Put it down! I don't know where he is!
  4214.  
  4215. 938
  4216. 01:01:21,909 --> 01:01:23,641
  4217. - You won't tell me where he's at?
  4218. - No!
  4219.  
  4220. 939
  4221. 01:01:23,643 --> 01:01:25,578
  4222. I don't know where he is!
  4223.  
  4224. 940
  4225. 01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:26,644
  4226. Get her out of here!
  4227.  
  4228. 941
  4229. 01:01:26,646 --> 01:01:27,881
  4230. No, no.
  4231.  
  4232. 942
  4233. 01:01:36,622 --> 01:01:38,624
  4234. Hear that, Freshman?
  4235.  
  4236. 943
  4237. 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,228
  4238. We got your girl!
  4239.  
  4240. 944
  4241. 01:01:42,061 --> 01:01:43,896
  4242. Come on out!
  4243.  
  4244. 945
  4245. 01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:46,266
  4246. Come on, boy.
  4247.  
  4248. 946
  4249. 01:01:47,767 --> 01:01:49,269
  4250. Come on!
  4251.  
  4252. 947
  4253. 01:01:54,441 --> 01:01:56,675
  4254. The fuck you looking at?
  4255. Get him!
  4256.  
  4257. 948
  4258. 01:01:59,345 --> 01:02:00,646
  4259. FRESHMAN: Psst!
  4260.  
  4261. 949
  4262. 01:02:03,115 --> 01:02:04,483
  4263. Psst!
  4264.  
  4265. 950
  4266. 01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:10,022
  4267. Hey!
  4268.  
  4269. 951
  4270. 01:02:11,924 --> 01:02:13,792
  4271. Over here!
  4272.  
  4273. 952
  4274. 01:02:31,809 --> 01:02:33,811
  4275. Can you get me
  4276. out of here?
  4277.  
  4278. 953
  4279. 01:02:34,946 --> 01:02:36,148
  4280. Please?
  4281.  
  4282. 954
  4283. 01:02:53,797 --> 01:02:56,966
  4284. KISHA: What the fuck, Alfred, what did
  4285. you bring us? Tell me it's a puppy.
  4286.  
  4287. 955
  4288. 01:02:56,968 --> 01:02:58,803
  4289. Tell me it's a fucking puppy.
  4290.  
  4291. 956
  4292. 01:03:02,806 --> 01:03:05,308
  4293. This? Are you
  4294. fucking kidding me?
  4295.  
  4296. 957
  4297. 01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:08,176
  4298. This guy?
  4299. You brought this fucking guy?
  4300.  
  4301. 958
  4302. 01:03:08,178 --> 01:03:09,411
  4303. Get me a knife,
  4304. I want to gut him.
  4305.  
  4306. 959
  4307. 01:03:09,413 --> 01:03:10,747
  4308. YVETTE: Hey!
  4309.  
  4310. 960
  4311. 01:03:14,817 --> 01:03:16,018
  4312. He's fine.
  4313.  
  4314. 961
  4315. 01:03:18,154 --> 01:03:19,421
  4316. - (SIGHS)
  4317. - GIRL 1: Whatever.
  4318.  
  4319. 962
  4320. 01:03:19,423 --> 01:03:21,225
  4321. GIRL 2: Alfred,
  4322. you got the stuff?
  4323.  
  4324. 963
  4325. 01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:24,895
  4326. Come on...
  4327. There you go.
  4328.  
  4329. 964
  4330. 01:03:25,862 --> 01:03:26,930
  4331. (MOUTHING) Thank you.
  4332.  
  4333. 965
  4334. 01:03:29,399 --> 01:03:31,098
  4335. I'm so stupid!
  4336.  
  4337. 966
  4338. 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:32,866
  4339. I can't believe
  4340. I trusted him.
  4341.  
  4342. 967
  4343. 01:03:32,868 --> 01:03:33,934
  4344. You're not stupid.
  4345.  
  4346. 968
  4347. 01:03:33,936 --> 01:03:35,537
  4348. ANNIE: It's not your fault.
  4349.  
  4350. 969
  4351. 01:03:35,539 --> 01:03:36,937
  4352. What the hell was I doing?
  4353.  
  4354. 970
  4355. 01:03:36,939 --> 01:03:38,872
  4356. ANNIE: Would you stop?
  4357. Seriously.
  4358.  
  4359. 971
  4360. 01:03:38,874 --> 01:03:40,341
  4361. I have to tell the Dean.
  4362.  
  4363. 972
  4364. 01:03:40,343 --> 01:03:42,610
  4365. Yeah, 'cause he's going
  4366. to believe you?
  4367.  
  4368. 973
  4369. 01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:44,211
  4370. Piper tried that. Remember?
  4371.  
  4372. 974
  4373. 01:03:44,213 --> 01:03:46,113
  4374. He cut The Journal
  4375. and called it a hoax.
  4376.  
  4377. 975
  4378. 01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:48,282
  4379. If it's not lining his
  4380. pockets, he does not care.
  4381.  
  4382. 976
  4383. 01:03:48,284 --> 01:03:49,416
  4384. Ow! Motherfucker!
  4385.  
  4386. 977
  4387. 01:03:49,418 --> 01:03:52,086
  4388. Well, we have
  4389. to tell someone.
  4390.  
  4391. 978
  4392. 01:03:52,088 --> 01:03:54,555
  4393. Piper 's been trying to tell them
  4394. for years what Palmer did to her.
  4395.  
  4396. 979
  4397. 01:03:54,557 --> 01:03:56,756
  4398. - "Yeah, can you prove it?"
  4399. - "You invited him over."
  4400.  
  4401. 980
  4402. 01:03:56,758 --> 01:03:58,758
  4403. - "Were you guys drinking?"
  4404. - "What did you think was going to happen?"
  4405.  
  4406. 981
  4407. 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,896
  4408. ALEX: Seriously, it made her look like
  4409. a hooker, and pencil dick walked...
  4410.  
  4411. 982
  4412. 01:04:03,098 --> 01:04:05,064
  4413. Here.
  4414.  
  4415. 983
  4416. 01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:09,902
  4417. Listen, he didn't
  4418. believe Piper's back-story.
  4419.  
  4420. 984
  4421. 01:04:09,904 --> 01:04:11,474
  4422. What makes you think
  4423. he's going to believe you?
  4424.  
  4425. 985
  4426. 01:04:13,074 --> 01:04:15,141
  4427. Stop leaving your sisters
  4428. behind for your new honey,
  4429.  
  4430. 986
  4431. 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,876
  4432. and we wouldn't have
  4433. this problem.
  4434.  
  4435. 987
  4436. 01:04:16,878 --> 01:04:19,679
  4437. We were here before,
  4438. and we'll be here long after.
  4439.  
  4440. 988
  4441. 01:04:19,681 --> 01:04:21,414
  4442. Entiendes?
  4443.  
  4444. 989
  4445. 01:04:21,416 --> 01:04:23,383
  4446. ALEX: Has anyone even heard
  4447. from Piper?
  4448.  
  4449. 990
  4450. 01:04:23,385 --> 01:04:24,816
  4451. ANNIE: No, I haven't
  4452. got a signal.
  4453.  
  4454. 991
  4455. 01:04:24,818 --> 01:04:26,086
  4456. They have her.
  4457.  
  4458. 992
  4459. 01:04:26,721 --> 01:04:27,786
  4460. ALEX: What was that?
  4461.  
  4462. 993
  4463. 01:04:27,788 --> 01:04:30,055
  4464. - Son of a bitch.
  4465. - The fuck did you just say?
  4466.  
  4467. 994
  4468. 01:04:30,057 --> 01:04:31,456
  4469. Palmer took her.
  4470.  
  4471. 995
  4472. 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:32,525
  4473. Pencil dick?
  4474.  
  4475. 996
  4476. 01:04:32,527 --> 01:04:33,726
  4477. That fucking little...
  4478.  
  4479. 997
  4480. 01:04:33,728 --> 01:04:34,793
  4481. We got to get her back.
  4482.  
  4483. 998
  4484. 01:04:34,795 --> 01:04:36,398
  4485. Yeah, I'll go
  4486. fucking get her myself.
  4487.  
  4488. 999
  4489. 01:04:36,830 --> 01:04:37,929
  4490. I want in.
  4491.  
  4492. 1000
  4493. 01:04:37,931 --> 01:04:39,265
  4494. - Hell, no.
  4495. - (LAUGHS)
  4496.  
  4497. 1001
  4498. 01:04:39,267 --> 01:04:40,932
  4499. - He's dead weight.
  4500. - Get the fuck out of here.
  4501.  
  4502. 1002
  4503. 01:04:40,934 --> 01:04:42,134
  4504. - I got screwed over too.
  4505. - Oh, yeah,
  4506.  
  4507. 1003
  4508. 01:04:42,136 --> 01:04:43,603
  4509. with your little bike
  4510. problem?
  4511.  
  4512. 1004
  4513. 01:04:43,605 --> 01:04:45,103
  4514. 'Cause we all really care
  4515. about that.
  4516.  
  4517. 1005
  4518. 01:04:45,105 --> 01:04:48,841
  4519. Guys... He got me to Piper,
  4520. and she woke me up.
  4521.  
  4522. 1006
  4523. 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,310
  4524. We can trust him.
  4525.  
  4526. 1007
  4527. 01:04:51,312 --> 01:04:52,477
  4528. You fucking serious?
  4529.  
  4530. 1008
  4531. 01:04:52,479 --> 01:04:53,911
  4532. You got to be
  4533. fucking kidding me.
  4534.  
  4535. 1009
  4536. 01:04:53,913 --> 01:04:54,979
  4537. (SIGHS)
  4538.  
  4539. 1010
  4540. 01:04:54,981 --> 01:04:57,316
  4541. - That's Alex.
  4542. - Beta.
  4543.  
  4544. 1011
  4545. 01:04:57,318 --> 01:04:59,017
  4546. - Annie.
  4547. - Sigma
  4548.  
  4549. 1012
  4550. 01:04:59,019 --> 01:05:00,988
  4551. - And Kisha.
  4552. - Delta.
  4553.  
  4554. 1013
  4555. 01:05:03,157 --> 01:05:06,493
  4556. He's a dick,
  4557. but he's not one of them.
  4558.  
  4559. 1014
  4560. 01:05:09,896 --> 01:05:11,495
  4561. I can help get her back.
  4562.  
  4563. 1015
  4564. 01:05:11,497 --> 01:05:13,130
  4565. (LAUGHING)
  4566.  
  4567. 1016
  4568. 01:05:13,132 --> 01:05:14,365
  4569. Looking like that?
  4570.  
  4571. 1017
  4572. 01:05:14,367 --> 01:05:15,800
  4573. How many fingers
  4574. am I holding up?
  4575.  
  4576. 1018
  4577. 01:05:15,802 --> 01:05:17,537
  4578. What are you going
  4579. to do with one hand?
  4580.  
  4581. 1019
  4582. 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,941
  4583. Do you have rubber bands
  4584. and a ruler?
  4585.  
  4586. 1020
  4587. 01:05:23,943 --> 01:05:24,944
  4588. (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
  4589.  
  4590. 1021
  4591. 01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:27,947
  4592. And some food.
  4593.  
  4594. 1022
  4595. 01:05:34,354 --> 01:05:35,455
  4596. (GASPS)
  4597.  
  4598. 1023
  4599. 01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:40,392
  4600. You know, it's very simple.
  4601.  
  4602. 1024
  4603. 01:05:42,027 --> 01:05:43,892
  4604. Just tell me where he is,
  4605.  
  4606. 1025
  4607. 01:05:43,894 --> 01:05:46,332
  4608. then you can run along
  4609. to your little paper.
  4610.  
  4611. 1026
  4612. 01:05:48,501 --> 01:05:54,172
  4613. In fact, I'll even let you
  4614. come up to my room.
  4615.  
  4616. 1027
  4617. 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,008
  4618. You can do
  4619. a little piece on me.
  4620.  
  4621. 1028
  4622. 01:06:00,212 --> 01:06:01,680
  4623. Don't touch me!
  4624.  
  4625. 1029
  4626. 01:06:03,381 --> 01:06:04,848
  4627. You get it?
  4628.  
  4629. 1030
  4630. 01:06:04,850 --> 01:06:06,949
  4631. Right there.
  4632. X marks the spot.
  4633.  
  4634. 1031
  4635. 01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:08,420
  4636. (GROANS)
  4637.  
  4638. 1032
  4639. 01:06:11,423 --> 01:06:12,890
  4640. Last chance.
  4641.  
  4642. 1033
  4643. 01:06:13,759 --> 01:06:15,427
  4644. - No!
  4645. - No?
  4646.  
  4647. 1034
  4648. 01:06:17,395 --> 01:06:18,563
  4649. No?
  4650.  
  4651. 1035
  4652. 01:06:19,263 --> 01:06:21,397
  4653. Oh, no!
  4654.  
  4655. 1036
  4656. 01:06:21,399 --> 01:06:22,498
  4657. (LAUGHTER)
  4658.  
  4659. 1037
  4660. 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,168
  4661. "No means no!"
  4662.  
  4663. 1038
  4664. 01:06:27,238 --> 01:06:29,607
  4665. You know what I hate
  4666. about female journalists?
  4667.  
  4668. 1039
  4669. 01:06:30,441 --> 01:06:32,273
  4670. They just...
  4671.  
  4672. 1040
  4673. 01:06:32,275 --> 01:06:34,578
  4674. They'll never be
  4675. as good as Tom Brokaw.
  4676.  
  4677. 1041
  4678. 01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:37,014
  4679. No.
  4680.  
  4681. 1042
  4682. 01:06:38,716 --> 01:06:39,884
  4683. Hail Mary.
  4684.  
  4685. 1043
  4686. 01:06:41,951 --> 01:06:43,117
  4687. (TAPS ON MIC)
  4688.  
  4689. 1044
  4690. 01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:44,218
  4691. (TAPE REWINDS)
  4692.  
  4693. 1045
  4694. 01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,256
  4695. (MUSIC PLAYS)
  4696.  
  4697. 1046
  4698. 01:06:51,927 --> 01:06:53,229
  4699. (TOILET FLUSHES)
  4700.  
  4701. 1047
  4702. 01:06:56,131 --> 01:06:57,601
  4703. What in the hell?
  4704.  
  4705. 1048
  4706. 01:07:01,438 --> 01:07:02,806
  4707. (MUSIC CONTINUES)
  4708.  
  4709. 1049
  4710. 01:07:24,293 --> 01:07:25,895
  4711. (MUSIC STOPS)
  4712.  
  4713. 1050
  4714. 01:07:33,101 --> 01:07:34,303
  4715. Buddy boy!
  4716.  
  4717. 1051
  4718. 01:07:41,944 --> 01:07:43,576
  4719. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
  4720.  
  4721. 1052
  4722. 01:07:43,578 --> 01:07:45,013
  4723. PALMER: Mmm-mmm...
  4724.  
  4725. 1053
  4726. 01:07:45,948 --> 01:07:48,917
  4727. Buddy, buddy, buddy,
  4728. buddy, buddy boy!
  4729.  
  4730. 1054
  4731. 01:07:51,653 --> 01:07:54,821
  4732. I was wondering when you would
  4733. show your fat, ugly fucking face.
  4734.  
  4735. 1055
  4736. 01:07:54,823 --> 01:07:56,923
  4737. (LAUGHTER)
  4738.  
  4739. 1056
  4740. 01:07:56,925 --> 01:08:00,292
  4741. Now! Now, it's time
  4742. to meet your maker!
  4743.  
  4744. 1057
  4745. 01:08:00,294 --> 01:08:01,329
  4746. (WHIRRING)
  4747.  
  4748. 1058
  4749. 01:08:01,796 --> 01:08:02,797
  4750. (GRUNTS)
  4751.  
  4752. 1059
  4753. 01:08:09,938 --> 01:08:11,839
  4754. (ALL LAUGHING)
  4755.  
  4756. 1060
  4757. 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:15,977
  4758. FRESHMAN:
  4759. Hey, hey, hey!
  4760.  
  4761. 1061
  4762. 01:08:47,406 --> 01:08:48,642
  4763. Ah!
  4764.  
  4765. 1062
  4766. 01:08:52,311 --> 01:08:54,246
  4767. PALMER: Get him! Get him!
  4768.  
  4769. 1063
  4770. 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,488
  4771. (ALL EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY)
  4772.  
  4773. 1064
  4774. 01:09:09,028 --> 01:09:11,897
  4775. (UNCONTROLLABLE URGE
  4776. BY DEVO PLAYING)
  4777.  
  4778. 1065
  4779. 01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:23,442
  4780. (GRUNTS)
  4781.  
  4782. 1066
  4783. 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,585
  4784. (SCREAMS)
  4785.  
  4786. 1067
  4787. 01:09:52,135 --> 01:09:53,571
  4788. Honey?
  4789.  
  4790. 1068
  4791. 01:09:54,872 --> 01:09:56,438
  4792. Why?
  4793.  
  4794. 1069
  4795. 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:59,741
  4796. Honey, come on!
  4797. What did I ever do?
  4798.  
  4799. 1070
  4800. 01:09:59,743 --> 01:10:00,777
  4801. PIPER: Really?
  4802.  
  4803. 1071
  4804. 01:10:01,845 --> 01:10:04,279
  4805. I just tried to keep order.
  4806. That's all I wanted.
  4807.  
  4808. 1072
  4809. 01:10:04,281 --> 01:10:05,981
  4810. I wanted a little respect.
  4811.  
  4812. 1073
  4813. 01:10:05,983 --> 01:10:08,551
  4814. And I did everything for you.
  4815. I got you everything!
  4816.  
  4817. 1074
  4818. 01:10:08,553 --> 01:10:10,187
  4819. I got you fucking ramen!
  4820.  
  4821. 1075
  4822. 01:10:10,855 --> 01:10:12,222
  4823. (SCREAMS)
  4824.  
  4825. 1076
  4826. 01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,171
  4827. (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
  4828.  
  4829. 1077
  4830. 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,850
  4831. KISHA: Little dick!
  4832.  
  4833. 1078
  4834. 01:10:46,689 --> 01:10:47,690
  4835. Ooh.
  4836.  
  4837. 1079
  4838. 01:10:53,328 --> 01:10:54,629
  4839. You were right.
  4840.  
  4841. 1080
  4842. 01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:56,265
  4843. You think?
  4844.  
  4845. 1081
  4846. 01:10:59,535 --> 01:11:01,101
  4847. You okay?
  4848.  
  4849. 1082
  4850. 01:11:01,103 --> 01:11:03,137
  4851. I was so stupid.
  4852.  
  4853. 1083
  4854. 01:11:03,139 --> 01:11:05,538
  4855. It's nothing.
  4856. You didn't know.
  4857.  
  4858. 1084
  4859. 01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:06,940
  4860. Where were you
  4861. all this whole time?
  4862.  
  4863. 1085
  4864. 01:11:06,942 --> 01:11:08,608
  4865. You could have
  4866. saved us a lot of trouble.
  4867.  
  4868. 1086
  4869. 01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:11,010
  4870. We were in class.
  4871.  
  4872. 1087
  4873. 01:11:11,012 --> 01:11:15,682
  4874. DEAN: I don't know which one of you
  4875. entitled brats changed the tunes,
  4876.  
  4877. 1088
  4878. 01:11:15,684 --> 01:11:18,818
  4879. but I won't stand for it!
  4880.  
  4881. 1089
  4882. 01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:22,388
  4883. You almost caught my cock in the
  4884. toilet door, you son of a bitch!
  4885.  
  4886. 1090
  4887. 01:11:22,390 --> 01:11:25,391
  4888. The alumni of this school
  4889. are prosperous
  4890.  
  4891. 1091
  4892. 01:11:25,393 --> 01:11:27,560
  4893. because of brains
  4894. and hard work.
  4895.  
  4896. 1092
  4897. 01:11:27,562 --> 01:11:29,294
  4898. You good for one more?
  4899.  
  4900. 1093
  4901. 01:11:29,296 --> 01:11:31,798
  4902. And waiting for a handout!
  4903.  
  4904. 1094
  4905. 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,732
  4906. You want a fight.
  4907. You got a fight.
  4908.  
  4909. 1095
  4910. 01:11:33,734 --> 01:11:34,866
  4911. You coming?
  4912.  
  4913. 1096
  4914. 01:11:34,868 --> 01:11:36,135
  4915. I'm cutting everything off!
  4916.  
  4917. 1097
  4918. 01:11:36,137 --> 01:11:37,402
  4919. No, you got this.
  4920.  
  4921. 1098
  4922. 01:11:37,404 --> 01:11:40,539
  4923. No more donations. No more bike fairs.
  4924. No more food.
  4925.  
  4926. 1099
  4927. 01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:42,241
  4928. Hey, Detective!
  4929.  
  4930. 1100
  4931. 01:11:47,581 --> 01:11:49,550
  4932. Go buy yourself some
  4933. more ink and a new lens.
  4934.  
  4935. 1101
  4936. 01:11:51,485 --> 01:11:53,252
  4937. KISHA: Let's go, Piper!
  4938.  
  4939. 1102
  4940. 01:12:05,765 --> 01:12:08,232
  4941. (CYCLE BELL RINGS)
  4942.  
  4943. 1103
  4944. 01:12:08,234 --> 01:12:10,367
  4945. NARRATOR:
  4946. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
  4947.  
  4948. 1104
  4949. 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:13,604
  4950. I haven't told you
  4951. how our story ends.
  4952.  
  4953. 1105
  4954. 01:12:13,606 --> 01:12:16,542
  4955. First of all, the Freshman
  4956. got his bike back.
  4957.  
  4958. 1106
  4959. 01:12:25,752 --> 01:12:28,119
  4960. Piper's story finally broke,
  4961.  
  4962. 1107
  4963. 01:12:28,121 --> 01:12:32,022
  4964. reestablishing the sorority and
  4965. bringing order to the campus.
  4966.  
  4967. 1108
  4968. 01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:36,294
  4969. And the Dean was stripped
  4970. of his command and exiled.
  4971.  
  4972. 1109
  4973. 01:12:40,265 --> 01:12:44,402
  4974. Oh, as for me,
  4975. I got myself a promotion.
  4976.  
  4977. 1110
  4978. 01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:48,473
  4979. Welcome to Rock Steady
  4980. University.
  4981.  
  4982. 1111
  4983. 01:12:53,417 --> 01:12:58,417
  4984. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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