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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BELLS CHIMING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(PANTING CONTINUES)

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MAN: Freshman?

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(WHISTLES)

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(GURGLING)

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(WHISTLING)

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NARRATOR:
College has changed.

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You see, universities used to
be a place of higher learning.

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Till the administration
became corrupt.

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Tuitions skyrocketed.

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Meal plans were abolished.

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And student housing collapsed.

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With overwhelming debt
and the fear of loans,

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the students of Rock Steady
University turned on one another.

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Fraternities rose in power, while the
sororities were forced into hiding.

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Two houses competed
for control of Rock Steady...

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Kappa Brutis Omega
and The High Society.

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Both houses took control of the most
valuable commodity on the college campus,

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the bicycle market.

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Students will endure all of
this just to earn a degree.

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Because at Rock Steady
University,

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only the strong graduate,

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let alone survive.

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(WHIRRING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(CROW CAWING)

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DEAN: Hi, kids, and welcome
to Rock Steady University!

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Big news for tomorrow!

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Kappa Brutis Omega is hosting
their biannual bike fair.

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So, if you don't want to make
the trek all across campus,

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make sure
you don't miss this fair.

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Don't miss the bike fair.

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And, as every year,

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a percentage of the proceeds

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will be donated
to this institution

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to ensure
a high quality education,

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full campus safety, and a
great life for all of you.

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And, remember, if you think
education is expensive,

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try ignorance.

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Hey, I haven't seen you
around here, have I?

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You with The Society?

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- Okay...
- (PLAYING HARMONICA)

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Not a talker. I get it.

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(STOPS PLAYING HARMONICA)

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Wow!

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That's a nice bike!

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Holy cannoli!

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Wow!

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Really nice.

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Mmm-hmm. Thanks.

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Hate to do this to you,
but, um...

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See, my... My brother
owned a bike just like that.

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God rest his soul.

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Do you mind
if I take it for a spin?

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Come on, buddy boy.
Just for a little bit.

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- Uh... Nah...
- Hey, look at that!

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Mavic Ksyrium wheel sets,
huh?

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That's nice!

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Hey, just be careful on it,
all right?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Of course.

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Hand painted. Nice job.

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It's obviously not one of those
off-the-shelf, dusted rat bikes. Is it?

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PALMER: Honey? Honey? This is a Suntour.
That's a Suntour.

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No. It's SRAM Force 22.

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- PALMER: That... What is that, carbon fiber?
- It's 11 speeds.

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Eleven speeds.

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I'm trying to compliment
the man on his bike, honey.

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Wait until I finish.

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PALMER: This thing is faster

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- than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.
- So, where you from?

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- PALMER: Fiber glass form, you know?
- Out of town. Hey, easy...

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- Easy on the brakes.
- By the way, easy chance points.

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Oh, it's okay.
He's just having fun.

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PALMER: Oh, my God! It has a bell.
It has a bell!

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- You like to have fun, right?
- (BIKE BELL RINGING)

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PALMER: It has a bell!

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- PALMER: It's a beautiful bike!
- Hey...

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PALMER: Fuck you!

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You like to have fun, right?

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Sure.

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What kind of music
do you listen to?

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MAN 1: What?

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Oh, come on!

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Somebody stole my bike!

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Hey, I need my bike...

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MAN 1: Oh, fuck!

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Back.

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Shit!

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(SCREECHING SOUND)

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KAPPA BRUTIS OMEGA MEMBER:
(LAUGHING)

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This guy came over
all funny. Skinny as hell.

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What a bitch.

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So, I go up and just snatch
them right out of his hand,

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and say, "Uh-uh."

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Any of you seen a guy this
tall, shades and mop for hair?

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Hey, members only.

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Well, one of your members
stole my bike.

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If your bike got stolen, get
another one at the fair, bro.

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Take it up
with administration, bro.

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Maybe they'll find
your bike, bro.

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This is Kappa Brutis, bro.

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We don't steal bikes, bro.

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So, I don't know
what to tell you... Bro.

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Yeah, bro.

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Hey! I said,
"members only."

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(GRUNTS)

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- Ooh!
- (LAUGHING)

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Hey, do me a favor?

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What's that?

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(REWINDS AND STOPS)

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Don't touch my jacket.

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- (LAUGHING)
- You believe this?

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(GRUNTS)

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What's up now, bro?

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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Wait!

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(PLANE PASSES OVERHEAD)

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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(BELL CHIMING)

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(STEAM HISSING)

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Sir, I didn't mean
to cause you any trouble.

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I'm just trying
to get my bike back.

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(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Imagine Senior Joe from County
Clark High School coming here

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to visit our campus
with his folks.

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But the first thing they see

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is you out in the open,

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fighting like a rabid dog.

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And what do they do?

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They take their kid
and his $50,000 tuition,

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and they go
to another school.

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It becomes a $200,000
problem for me.

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- Do you know how that happens?
- Yes, sir, I...

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That was rhetorical.

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Students spend four years
at an institution

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at $50,000 a year...

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That becomes
a $200,000 problem.

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I don't want that.

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Now, do you see why it
becomes a problem for me?

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Yes, sir, I under...

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Don't turn your $150 bicycle
into my $200,000 problem.

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Sir, I know who took it.
It was one of the Kappas.

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- He was...
- Kappas stole your bike?

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- Sir?
- (LAUGHS)

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You know why I'm laughing?
Because if I don't, I'll cry.

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Have you declared a major?

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No? No?
Have you joined a house?

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(MOCKINGLY) No? Oh, so that
means you've done nothing,

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and you are nothing.

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(SNAPS FINGERS) Alfred.

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Every semester, Kappa Brutis
Omega has a bicycle fair,

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and, graciously,
they never forget

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to send a good percentage
of that to me.

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It works out well
for everyone.

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Here you go.

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Don't forget to get the
windows on the top floor, now.

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(LAUGHS)

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Sir, I don't want a new bike.
I want my bike.

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Boy, you just keep pushing,
don't you?

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Fill out this report,

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so I can get working
on finding your bike.

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Wherever it is.

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Do yourself a favor
and get out.

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Sir, do you have
a bathroom I can use?

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You are a bathroom.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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Is it just me or do I
hate them more every year?

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KAPPA MEMBER KUJO: Look,
man, you want another bike,

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you're going to have to wait for
the fair like everybody else.

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STARVING STEVEN: Look, I just need one.
Come on.

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You know I'm good for it.
(LAUGHS)

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KAPPA MEMBER KUJO: (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
I don't know you're good for it.

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- Get the fuck out of here.
- STARVING STEVEN: Look, I'll pay double.

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KAPPA MEMBER:
The fair.

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Triple?

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All right, fine.

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Oh, sweet Jesus!

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All I got...
All I got is my ramen money.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Okay, well, then you starve
or you walk to class.

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I ain't walking across campus.

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That's worse than starving.

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- STARVING STEVEN: Oh, wait...
- All right, give him his bike.

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KAPPA MEMBER:
You're scrawny as hell.

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Are you going to be even able
to ride this thing? (LAUGHS)

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When's the last time
you ate?

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(STARVING STEVEN LAUGHS)

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First day on campus, and
you're already making enemies.

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Looks like
you could use a friend.

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The way you handled
those brutes was astonishing.

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Bravo.

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And let me guess... Did the
Dean give you those papers?

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You know a lot about me
for someone I've never met.

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It's a university.

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A place of learning.

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Excuse my manners...

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Augustus Washington III.

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I saw your picture
in the Dean's office.

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Your fro's bigger in person.

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Thank you.

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Oh, God, thank you guys!
Oh, man.

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I thought I was going to have
to go all semester without one.

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You see, we could work
together with a common goal

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to create a meaningful
experience and grow together

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as men of The Society.

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Where we board together,
look after one another,

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including retrieving
stolen bicycles.

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Dean's looking into it, so...

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Thanks, but no thanks.

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AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
The Dean?

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Good luck with that.

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All right, well,
if you're so...

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This is, like, the exact
same as my stolen bike!

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KAPPA MEMBER:
Scram, geek!

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KAPPA MEMBER KUJO:
Get out of my sight!

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You're making
the street ugly.

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KAPPA MEMBER: Come back
here, you little moron!

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(SCREAMING)

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STARVING HEMSLEY:
An underground bike ring?

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Are you kidding me?

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What is this?

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Why don't you get someone
else to read this slop?

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This is serious.

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It affects all of us.

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You guys are living
in the darkness,

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and this... This is the
light that will set you free.

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Come on, give us
what you owe us!

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Yeah!

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Ugh! You all wouldn't know a good
story if it bit you in the ass.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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That's very hipster of you.

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Wrong room, pal.

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- This 306?
- Yeah.

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I think we're roommates.

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(DINGS)

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(GROANS)

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FRESHMAN: Co-ed?

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Well, the Dean cut funds,
so now everything's co-ed.

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What was going on out there?

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You a freshman or something?

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Yeah.

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(SIGHS)

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The name's Piper.

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Editor-in-Chief, publisher, photographer,
and president of The Journal.

251
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:26,910
So, what's this underground
bike ring you're talking about?

252
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:28,776
You read it?

253
00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:30,413
A bike ring
is a little far-fetched.

254
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,080
(SCOFFS)

255
00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:35,315
My bike got stolen today,

256
00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:38,018
so... The Deans's
looking into it.

257
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,755
I got to fill this thing
out for him.

258
00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:41,256
(LAUGHS)

259
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,158
What's so funny?

260
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,958
Hey, 303?

261
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,929
- What year are you?
- MAN: Junior!

262
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:50,497
- When did you get your bike stolen?
- Freshman year!

263
00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,632
- How's the Deans's investigation?
- MAN: Ongoing!

264
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,734
- 304? What year are you?
- WOMAN: Senior!

265
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,336
When did you get
your bike stolen?

266
00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:57,437
WOMAN: Freshman year!

267
00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,638
How's the Dean's
investigation?

268
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,339
WOMAN: (STAMMERS) Ongoing!

269
00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:03,142
- 301? What year are you?
- MAN 2: Sophomore.

270
00:16:03,144 --> 00:16:05,411
- When did you get your bike stolen?
- Which one?

271
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,479
The first one!

272
00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:07,580
MAN 2: Freshman year.

273
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:09,315
PIPER: How's the Deans's
investigation?

274
00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:11,518
- MAN 2: For which one?
- The first one!

275
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,619
MAN 2: Ongoing!

276
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,522
- PIPER: And the other one?
- Ongoing!

277
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:17,990
STUDENTS: Ongoing!

278
00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:18,993
(WOMAN SWEARING)

279
00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:22,294
(PIPER LAUGHS)

280
00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,530
You're nothing but a
tuition check to the Dean.

281
00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:25,965
That's it.

282
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:30,335
He ups tuitions, cuts funds, and
watches all the houses go under.

283
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,503
Student loans and all.

284
00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:33,438
The sororities
were the first to go.

285
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,378
Now, Kappa Brutis Omega and The
High Society are the only ones left.

286
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:41,647
Oh, and, uh, speaking
from experience,

287
00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:44,784
you fill those out, and he'll
shuffle them straight to the back.

288
00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,559
(DISTORTED LAUGHING)

289
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:02,536
What did I say?

290
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,709
(CHUCKLES)

291
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,078
Buddy boy...

292
00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,512
How's, uh, foot patrol?

293
00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:17,214
You've got 10 seconds
to give me back my bike

294
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:19,083
before I break
your stupid, fucking glasses.

295
00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:21,921
(DOOR OPENS)

296
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:24,758
(LAUGHS)

297
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,726
Well...

298
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,765
That's no way
to talk to me.

299
00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:36,434
Look, I know.

300
00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:39,502
You're still sore.

301
00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:43,272
But I'm, I'm, I'm sure if
you go check lost and found,

302
00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,208
they'll find your bike
somewhere.

303
00:17:46,945 --> 00:17:50,716
But, if you're, uh,
looking to dance,

304
00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,418
I'm waiting, buddy boy.

305
00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:59,021
Oh, your bike, man,
that was... Whew!

306
00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:00,556
That was a clean machine.

307
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,792
That was some
solid craftsmanship.

308
00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:05,061
I'm sure a starving student

309
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:08,430
wouldn't know what to do
with it, you see?

310
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,132
Now, if it was my bike,

311
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:15,205
Well, I'd never let it
out of my sight,

312
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:19,810
but it's not, so...

313
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:28,483
Don't...

314
00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:32,954
Don't ever embarrass one of
my members on my porch again.

315
00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:35,225
Okay? Got it?

316
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,936
Spunky? Oh, baby,
don't you know...

317
00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:48,137
(LAUGHS)

318
00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:49,805
Oh!

319
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,774
Bye-bye!

320
00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:53,943
I don't like him.

321
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,113
I don't like him.

322
00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:04,985
DEAN: Don't turn your $150
bicycle into my $200,000 problem.

323
00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:07,188
PIPER: You're nothing but a
tuition check to the Dean.

324
00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,925
(SIGHS)

325
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:14,094
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: And at The
Society, we look after one another,

326
00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,133
including retrieving
stolen bicycles.

327
00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:28,777
May I help you?

328
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,683
Yeah, uh, where's Augustus?

329
00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,151
(LAUGHS)

330
00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:42,954
Not many prospects
get invites to The Society.

331
00:19:42,956 --> 00:19:46,758
I am elated
to have you on board.

332
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,395
Together, we can bring
the Kappas to their knees.

333
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:55,136
There is a small initiation that
we need to enact before we begin.

334
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,536
What initiation?

335
00:19:57,538 --> 00:20:01,041
It's to ensure your
conviction to The Society.

336
00:20:06,212 --> 00:20:08,247
KAPPA MEMBER:
What? Suck a dick!

337
00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:10,581
Fuck you!

338
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,985
What about my bike?

339
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,519
After the initiation.

340
00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:16,555
If you could meet us

341
00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:20,158
there down the road in,
say... 5 minutes,

342
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,096
then we can begin
the process.

343
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,830
That's a sorority house.

344
00:20:25,832 --> 00:20:26,897
(LAUGHS)

345
00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:29,200
Oh, is that what that is?

346
00:20:29,202 --> 00:20:33,236
Sororities have been extinct
for quite some time.

347
00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:36,240
We use it for pledging, so
that you can earn your specs.

348
00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:37,777
I don't need glasses.

349
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,247
Neither do we.

350
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,454
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

351
00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,903
SOCIETY MEMBER: Move! Move!
Before they come back!

352
00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:09,040
SOCIETY MEMBER: Drop these off!
There's more in the back!

353
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:20,384
Hello?

354
00:22:00,924 --> 00:22:03,927
(CHANTING) Kappa, Kappa,

355
00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:08,031
Kappa, Kappa,

356
00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:11,768
Kappa, Kappa,

357
00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:15,672
Kappa, Kappa,

358
00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:19,542
(DISTORTED) Kappa, Kappa...

359
00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:35,325
(GLASS BREAKING)

360
00:22:40,495 --> 00:22:41,797
(GRUNTS)

361
00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,008
(PANTING)

362
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,146
PIPER: Hey! Hey!

363
00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:01,850
Come on! Quick!

364
00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:08,888
KAPPA MEMBERS: Come here, boy!
Come back here!

365
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:12,024
Just get him! Come on!
Let's get his ass!

366
00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:14,929
(KAPPA MEMBERS CLAMORING)

367
00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:19,566
(CHUCKLES)

368
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:27,074
- The Freshman survived the trap.
- Hmm.

369
00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:32,677
- I don't like that.
- Me neither. Me neither.

370
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:36,014
DEAN: Attention, everyone,
it's near the end of the day,

371
00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:38,182
and I have
an emergency announcement...

372
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,619
Kappa Brutis Omega
will not be hosting

373
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,587
the bike fair tomorrow.

374
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,756
- Then, who's hosting it?
- Who do you think?

375
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,760
All right, the High Society will be
hosting at 8:00 a.m. in the court.

376
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,094
PALMER: They took the bikes?
I swear to God,

377
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,397
I'm going to tell your mother!

378
00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:52,463
Why would you let them
take the bikes?

379
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,098
NARRATOR: With no one
in his corner,

380
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,002
the Freshman quickly realized if he
ever wanted to see his bike again,

381
00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:02,273
he'd have to find a way to
bring down both fraternities.

382
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,709
DEAN: No one has ever passed
their requirements.

383
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,713
So, why don't you try
and be the first?

384
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:10,646
Hey, you got class
before 8:00?

385
00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:13,084
I wouldn't schedule a class
that early to save my life.

386
00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:15,155
- Where do you keep your wheels?
- What's up?

387
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,296
(SPLUTTERING)

388
00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:33,736
JESSUP: This is not adding up This is
not... This is not excellent, guys!

389
00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,305
Do you guys wanna go
get a cup of java?

390
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,807
Will that speed you up?

391
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,309
Go fast now and know that at the
end of the road, there's java.

392
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,609
What are you up to?

393
00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:41,746
JESSUP:
You know what I mean?

394
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,080
Guys, please!

395
00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,382
Give me a second.

396
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:47,283
Augustus would not be happy about this.
He'd be pissed off.

397
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,752
What's a good vocabulary
word for "pissed off"?

398
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:50,820
SOCIETY MEMBER:
Affronted.

399
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:51,921
That's what he would be.

400
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,521
You know it.

401
00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,692
He would be very affronted.
Yeah...

402
00:24:56,927 --> 00:24:58,161
Oh, no.
(GRUNTS)

403
00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:10,874
See? I told you,
and I told them!

404
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,643
Shh!

405
00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:17,278
- Shh!
- Shh!

406
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,615
You're the one knocking down
all of the bikes, brainiac!

407
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:24,554
(SIGHS) We can get these back to
the students they stole them from...

408
00:25:25,722 --> 00:25:27,722
Hey, what are you doing?

409
00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:29,724
Stop that! We can't give
them back like that!

410
00:25:29,726 --> 00:25:31,228
I'm not giving them back.

411
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:35,963
I need a bike.

412
00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:37,501
- What happened to your last bike?
- Stolen.

413
00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,835
That's too bad.

414
00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:43,370
Did you make a reservation?

415
00:25:43,372 --> 00:25:47,175
No, I didn't know you
needed to make reservations.

416
00:25:47,177 --> 00:25:50,579
PIPER: So, how does this
fit into your master plan?

417
00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,915
Don't worry about it.

418
00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:58,919
- What are you always listening to?
- Why?

419
00:25:58,921 --> 00:26:00,220
- We're roomies.
- So?

420
00:26:00,222 --> 00:26:01,854
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?

421
00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:03,022
You never answered
my question.

422
00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:04,592
Yeah, because you never
answered mine.

423
00:26:06,161 --> 00:26:07,496
Cagey.

424
00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:12,201
This is all I got.

425
00:26:15,438 --> 00:26:17,072
BOTH: It's non-refundable.

426
00:26:21,276 --> 00:26:22,410
Have a nice day.

427
00:26:25,346 --> 00:26:27,779
STARVING STEVEN:
Okay, okay.

428
00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:29,714
Is it all there?

429
00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:31,083
- 150.
- Good.

430
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:32,086
STARVING STEVEN: Ah!

431
00:26:32,853 --> 00:26:34,921
Hey, this bike's busted!

432
00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:35,924
Ah!

433
00:26:36,758 --> 00:26:38,393
Come on!

434
00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:41,194
Something's wrong
with the bikes.

435
00:26:41,196 --> 00:26:42,861
STARVING STEVEN:
Aw, fuck!

436
00:26:42,863 --> 00:26:43,864
Kappas!

437
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,869
Well, come on.
Come on, guys! That's it?

438
00:26:51,872 --> 00:26:53,771
I can get a better shot
from over there.

439
00:26:53,773 --> 00:26:54,975
Go get it.

440
00:26:56,076 --> 00:26:58,212
You think you're so clever.

441
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,554
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

442
00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,724
Mozart.

443
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,325
Symphony 35.

444
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:14,459
Haffner's Serenade?

445
00:27:14,461 --> 00:27:16,629
No, Haffner's Symphony.

446
00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:19,398
Leonidas!

447
00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:21,467
Oh, my God!

448
00:27:26,005 --> 00:27:27,307
Stand your ground.

449
00:27:29,642 --> 00:27:30,643
Shit!

450
00:27:32,845 --> 00:27:34,945
(HIGH SOCIETY MEMBERS
SCREAMING)

451
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:35,948
(KAPPA MEMBERS CLAMORING)

452
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,624
Oh, God! Oh...

453
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,693
I'm coming for you.

454
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,203
KAPPA MEMBER:
Come here, tub-tub!

455
00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:04,042
(ALL SHOUTING)

456
00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:06,511
(MUSIC STOPS)

457
00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:19,189
KAPPA MEMBER: Oh-oh,
I broke this one's glasses!

458
00:28:19,191 --> 00:28:21,156
YVETTE: These brakes
are snapped.

459
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,891
Salvage what you can.

460
00:28:22,893 --> 00:28:24,126
(PIPER PANTING)

461
00:28:24,128 --> 00:28:25,994
Hey, boss, look who
we caught snooping around.

462
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,362
PIPER: Let me go!

463
00:28:27,364 --> 00:28:28,463
PALMER: Get her up here.

464
00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:29,500
No!

465
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,671
I haven't seen you
since when... Like, uh,

466
00:28:34,472 --> 00:28:36,305
- freshman year?
- Don't touch me!

467
00:28:36,307 --> 00:28:39,343
That's a nice camera.

468
00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:43,744
Knowing you, this is what,

469
00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:45,480
five, ten years out of date?

470
00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:46,650
Twenty!

471
00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:50,654
Careful! That's antique glass.

472
00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:58,226
Smile. You'll look better.

473
00:28:58,228 --> 00:28:59,994
Hey! Don't touch that!

474
00:28:59,996 --> 00:29:02,364
Honey? Baby? Uh...

475
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,432
(SCREAMS)

476
00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:05,601
I'm so sorry, Piper.
Was that yours?

477
00:29:05,603 --> 00:29:08,338
Duh, bitch! Let me go!

478
00:29:08,871 --> 00:29:10,373
Let her go.

479
00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:22,550
Don't ever embarrass me
like that again, okay?

480
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,687
Hey, boss! Guys,
we got security on the way!

481
00:29:26,888 --> 00:29:30,458
PALMER: All right, gentlemen,
we're not retreating!

482
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:33,628
We are advancing
in a different direction!

483
00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:35,397
- (ALL CHEERING)
- PALMER: Ready?

484
00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:37,399
Yeah, come on!

485
00:30:08,795 --> 00:30:10,399
They don't pay you enough.

486
00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:18,439
Hey, do you think you can get these
bikes to the dormitory for me?

487
00:30:25,446 --> 00:30:26,513
Thanks.

488
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:36,689
You have to believe me! They have the
stolen bikes packed in their garage.

489
00:30:36,691 --> 00:30:38,256
STARVING NICO: Do you
have any pictures of this?

490
00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:41,361
- They broke my camera.
- STARVING SUSAN: Yeah, well, are there any witnesses?

491
00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:43,697
He saw it!

492
00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:46,497
I don't know
what she's talking about.

493
00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:47,864
What?

494
00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,501
(STUTTERS)
I'm telling the truth!

495
00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:51,636
STARVING NICO:
With no evidence.

496
00:30:51,638 --> 00:30:53,303
Then why else
would they act like that?

497
00:30:53,305 --> 00:30:54,672
STARVING HEMSLEY:
Frats will be frats, Piper.

498
00:30:54,674 --> 00:30:56,540
Oh, that is B.S.,
and you know it!

499
00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:59,510
People can't bring nice bikes and
expect them not to get stolen.

500
00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,779
STARVING HEMSLEY: Yeah, you can't
just expect us to believe you.

501
00:31:01,781 --> 00:31:05,015
We cannot let Palmer
keep getting away with this!

502
00:31:05,017 --> 00:31:08,018
STARVING SUSAN: Oh, so,
that's what this is about?

503
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,186
STARVING HEMSLEY:
Are we back on that again?

504
00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:10,788
She couldn't pin ex-lover
boy with the first story,

505
00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:12,723
so she had to make up
a new one. Real classy.

506
00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:14,126
It's not a story!

507
00:31:23,869 --> 00:31:25,704
You think I don't know
what you're doing?

508
00:31:30,476 --> 00:31:32,676
You ever written anything,
Freshman?

509
00:31:32,678 --> 00:31:34,143
In high school.

510
00:31:34,145 --> 00:31:38,649
And I bet you double-sized the periods
to get an extra quarter of a page.

511
00:31:41,853 --> 00:31:43,017
So, what? Who didn't?

512
00:31:43,019 --> 00:31:44,653
I didn't.

513
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:47,923
Twelve point font. Times New Roman.
One inch margins.

514
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:51,394
Proper header and footer. Checked
and double-checked sources.

515
00:31:51,396 --> 00:31:53,162
Triple checked
for good measure.

516
00:31:53,164 --> 00:31:55,164
Five hundred words per page.

517
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,932
So, when a freshman who
double-sizes his periods,

518
00:31:57,934 --> 00:32:00,770
cheats the margins, gets
into the same college as me,

519
00:32:00,772 --> 00:32:02,404
and uses that same mentality

520
00:32:02,406 --> 00:32:04,406
to screw other students
out of their bikes,

521
00:32:04,408 --> 00:32:06,076
how do you think
that makes me feel?

522
00:32:07,878 --> 00:32:10,246
I found my own frame.

523
00:32:10,248 --> 00:32:12,046
Installed my own shift
and brake cables.

524
00:32:12,048 --> 00:32:13,749
Found my handle bars.

525
00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:15,751
Fixed my own flat tires.

526
00:32:15,753 --> 00:32:17,721
And cleaned my chain
and cassette.

527
00:32:19,623 --> 00:32:21,222
I know what hard work is.

528
00:32:21,224 --> 00:32:23,023
That bicycle ring story
still working for you?

529
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:24,925
That's just the gravy,
Freshman.

530
00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:27,595
Here's the potatoes:
Palmer's sorority girl.

531
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,631
I thought you said
sororities don't exist.

532
00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,967
Well, maybe it's time
they made a comeback.

533
00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,810
(REWINDS AND STOPS)

534
00:32:51,787 --> 00:32:54,922
If you could get the guy who's
in charge of your bike fair,

535
00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:56,324
I'd appreciate it.

536
00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:00,563
(GUN COCKS, FIRES)

537
00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:06,500
Get Augustus out here.

538
00:33:06,502 --> 00:33:07,935
- He's occupied.
- Tell him, it's business.

539
00:33:07,937 --> 00:33:09,638
He's occupied indefinitely.

540
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,406
Okay?

541
00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:15,641
Just put me
in his schedule.

542
00:33:15,643 --> 00:33:16,644
I lost my pen.

543
00:33:17,946 --> 00:33:19,012
(SCREAMS)

544
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:28,089
FRESHMAN: Heard, uh,
you guys lost a lot of bikes.

545
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,157
Yeah?

546
00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:33,828
You got something
you want to say?

547
00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,495
You want to know
where to get them?

548
00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:39,498
PALMER: Okay, listen here, you
namby-pamby, I don't want broken bikes.

549
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,967
I want clean machines.

550
00:33:40,969 --> 00:33:44,269
FRESHMAN: I could fix these
bikes, but it'll cost you.

551
00:33:44,271 --> 00:33:45,637
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
Are you attempting

552
00:33:45,639 --> 00:33:49,209
to make me procure my own
goods for your financial gain?

553
00:33:52,346 --> 00:33:55,113
FRESHMAN: $4,000 and I can get them back
to you better than they were before.

554
00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:56,781
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
$4,000 is too high.

555
00:33:56,783 --> 00:33:58,048
FRESHMAN: It's a steal.

556
00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:59,218
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: It's
still too high. Far too high.

557
00:34:00,787 --> 00:34:04,023
PALMER: You think that The Society
can give you something that I can't?

558
00:34:05,358 --> 00:34:06,960
Maybe I'll sell them
to the Kappas.

559
00:34:08,027 --> 00:34:09,660
Shit!

560
00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:13,065
Wait! We're businessmen.

561
00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:17,234
FRESHMAN:
There's a lot of them.

562
00:34:17,236 --> 00:34:19,470
You could make
a pretty penny.

563
00:34:19,472 --> 00:34:21,505
We can't let the Kappas
reclaim them.

564
00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,207
- Yeah, we can't let the...
- No, shh...

565
00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:25,209
- (STUTTERS) That's for us.
- I'm so sorry.

566
00:34:25,211 --> 00:34:28,712
You tell that fucking
disco maniac motherfucker

567
00:34:28,714 --> 00:34:30,883
that he isn't getting one bit
of my fucking money, okay?

568
00:34:33,518 --> 00:34:35,719
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: How do
I know it's worth the purchase?

569
00:34:35,721 --> 00:34:37,755
PALMER: I need to make sure
the goods are clean.

570
00:34:37,757 --> 00:34:40,324
I need to make sure
everything's...

571
00:34:40,326 --> 00:34:43,359
How the Italians say,
capisce.

572
00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:44,764
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: I
wouldn't want to be bamboozled.

573
00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:47,764
He's a text book bamboozler.

574
00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:50,233
No, fuck you and your bicycle!
Fuck you!

575
00:34:50,235 --> 00:34:52,635
We've lost a lot of men today,
sir, over this very thing.

576
00:34:52,637 --> 00:34:54,673
It's the cost
of doing business.

577
00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:00,612
Deal.

578
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,081
Deal.

579
00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:16,126
If I find one bicycle
with a splintered spoke...

580
00:35:18,462 --> 00:35:19,897
This better be worth it.

581
00:35:28,974 --> 00:35:30,272
Guard this door
with your life.

582
00:35:30,274 --> 00:35:33,377
I don't care if it's the Pope
or Charles Darwin himself!

583
00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:45,822
Hmm, what are you reading?

584
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,961
(GROWLS)

585
00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:00,637
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

586
00:36:05,307 --> 00:36:08,111
Wait! I just want to show you something.
All right?

587
00:36:10,613 --> 00:36:12,248
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

588
00:36:14,149 --> 00:36:15,485
(GRUNTS)

589
00:36:16,251 --> 00:36:17,487
Ow!

590
00:36:20,455 --> 00:36:22,756
(MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY
IN HEADPHONES)

591
00:36:22,758 --> 00:36:23,925
Ah!

592
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,443
(CLICK)

593
00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:04,365
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

594
00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:25,686
The Kappas.

595
00:37:26,987 --> 00:37:28,055
What's our move?

596
00:37:31,491 --> 00:37:32,826
(METALLIC SCRAPING)

597
00:37:44,503 --> 00:37:45,704
Okay, where's my bike?

598
00:37:55,849 --> 00:37:58,784
PALMER: Is that
all of them? Huh?

599
00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:08,961
(SIGHS)

600
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:10,729
It's too convenient.

601
00:38:11,797 --> 00:38:13,398
- (TWIG BREAKS)
- Shh!

602
00:38:20,873 --> 00:38:22,107
Washington?

603
00:38:22,775 --> 00:38:24,875
Palmer...

604
00:38:24,877 --> 00:38:28,410
Still haven't graduated past
the second grade, I see.

605
00:38:28,412 --> 00:38:30,081
(SARCASTICALLY)
Hardy har, har, har...

606
00:38:46,664 --> 00:38:48,398
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
I'll be taking these.

607
00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:52,968
Do you know what
trypanophobia is, Palmer?

608
00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:55,570
It's the fear of needles.

609
00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:58,609
Like when a doctor
draws blood.

610
00:38:59,309 --> 00:39:02,445
Or even numbs your gums.
Hmm?

611
00:39:03,915 --> 00:39:05,183
(LAUGHS)

612
00:39:06,050 --> 00:39:07,617
Or even an eye.

613
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:12,153
I want all
of your bicycle intake

614
00:39:12,155 --> 00:39:15,690
for the rest of senior year.

615
00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:19,294
And, if you think
about reneging on our deal,

616
00:39:19,296 --> 00:39:21,461
remember what happened
here today.

617
00:39:21,463 --> 00:39:25,233
And know that the one who set you
up was not I, but the Freshman.

618
00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:27,037
The Freshman.

619
00:39:30,774 --> 00:39:32,441
FRESHMAN: Piper?

620
00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:35,111
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
Nod if you understand.

621
00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,392
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: Now,
be a good little doggy and shoo.

622
00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:57,967
(DOOR THUDS)

623
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,337
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

624
00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:21,656
Shit!

625
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,841
KAPPA MEMBER:
Scotch on the rocks.

626
00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:44,444
Where's the Freshman?

627
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,546
Not sure, boss.

628
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,867
Hey,

629
00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:10,803
I need some muscle.

630
00:41:12,071 --> 00:41:13,639
Family meeting!

631
00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,709
Family meeting!

632
00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:24,083
KAPPA MEMBER:
Hey, uh, boss, you okay?

633
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,719
No, no...

634
00:41:27,387 --> 00:41:29,253
Everything isn't fucking okay.

635
00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:31,288
Every single
goddamn second...

636
00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:32,990
Every single
goddamn second,

637
00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,590
these sons of bitches
come at me.

638
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:38,730
I want you to hit that motherfucker
so hard, his afro falls off, okay?

639
00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:55,011
Sir, the Freshman
has arrived.

640
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,112
He has another proposition.

641
00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,447
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
I'm not interested.

642
00:41:57,449 --> 00:41:59,351
Tell him to find
another dupe.

643
00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:01,852
You may want to hear this.

644
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,458
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: You must
certainly want your bike back.

645
00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,491
Even for a freshman,
this is pretty low.

646
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,829
PALMER: Yvette!

647
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,929
KAPPA MEMBERS: Yvette!

648
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,864
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III:
What's the catch?

649
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,300
PALMER: Baby!
Find her! Find her!

650
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:20,004
There's always a catch.
Always.

651
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,773
$1,000, plus my bike.

652
00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,241
(LAUGHS)

653
00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:27,444
(CLEARS THROAT)

654
00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:34,950
There goes Spring Fling.

655
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,820
I hope you didn't have
a date already.

656
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:43,191
What say we meet back in my
quarters in, say, 45 minutes?

657
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,726
You got yourself a deal.

658
00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:48,164
AUGUSTUS WASHINGTON III: I'll have
your bike waiting in our garage.

659
00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:52,802
Jessup, get our men ready.

660
00:42:54,037 --> 00:42:56,571
(PALMER SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

661
00:43:14,222 --> 00:43:15,657
PIPER: Pencil dick.

662
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,231
If you hate yourself enough, you'll
let anyone do anything to you.

663
00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:24,664
I know I did.

664
00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,099
Well, if she wants help,
she can ask for it.

665
00:43:26,101 --> 00:43:27,734
Ask who?

666
00:43:27,736 --> 00:43:29,302
This place encourages
everything

667
00:43:29,304 --> 00:43:31,006
and protects nothing.

668
00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:37,279
What did you do this time?

669
00:43:38,013 --> 00:43:39,412
Are there ten bills here?

670
00:43:39,414 --> 00:43:40,846
What did you do?

671
00:43:40,848 --> 00:43:42,616
I got my bike back
and made some cash doing it.

672
00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:44,251
Off of what?

673
00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:53,094
I didn't think
it would be that easy.

674
00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:55,694
I should get more.

675
00:43:55,696 --> 00:43:57,196
Ow! What the hell
is your problem?

676
00:43:57,198 --> 00:43:59,133
Do you even know
what it's like in there?

677
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:00,866
In Kappa Brutis?

678
00:44:00,868 --> 00:44:02,267
Why do you care?

679
00:44:02,269 --> 00:44:04,303
Are you serious?

680
00:44:04,305 --> 00:44:06,771
Do you not see how Palmer
manipulates her?

681
00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:09,273
Come on. Piper, cut it out.

682
00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:12,579
What do you expect?
You want me to go back over?

683
00:44:12,581 --> 00:44:15,080
Okay, I'll get her back,
all right?

684
00:44:15,082 --> 00:44:18,083
You really don't care about
anyone but yourself, do you?

685
00:44:18,085 --> 00:44:19,184
No, I don't.

686
00:44:19,186 --> 00:44:21,489
But right now, I think
I'd much rather be... Ow!

687
00:44:22,155 --> 00:44:23,788
Prick.

688
00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:25,892
- Piper...
- Find a new roommate.

689
00:44:34,734 --> 00:44:37,603
Oh, baby. Did they hurt you?

690
00:44:37,605 --> 00:44:40,140
Come here. Come to Daddy.
It's okay. It's okay.

691
00:44:43,742 --> 00:44:44,978
(SLAPPING)

692
00:44:47,347 --> 00:44:49,482
You know how much
this cost me? Huh?

693
00:44:50,282 --> 00:44:51,850
Get her out of here!

694
00:45:15,773 --> 00:45:17,308
Hey, Palmer!

695
00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:19,710
I want to rush.

696
00:45:51,242 --> 00:45:52,677
Let's go inside.

697
00:45:56,746 --> 00:45:57,981
Come on.

698
00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:07,589
PALMER: There's three very
simple rules to being a Kappa.

699
00:46:07,591 --> 00:46:10,725
Rule number one: always wear
a rubber.

700
00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:13,361
Because we can't have any of that
gonnor-herpa-syphilitic shit.

701
00:46:13,363 --> 00:46:16,097
KAPPA MEMBER: Easy, man.
Got to check you.

702
00:46:16,099 --> 00:46:18,032
PALMER: Hey, come on, man.
We're all friends.

703
00:46:18,034 --> 00:46:19,868
KAPPA MEMBER: Easy...

704
00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,570
What's in your hand, man?

705
00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,271
PALMER: We're all friends
here, buddy boy.

706
00:46:24,273 --> 00:46:25,274
KAPPA MEMBER:
Old school.

707
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,345
PALMER: Hey, baby...
Guess what?

708
00:46:30,145 --> 00:46:32,346
Buddy boy here
wants to pledge.

709
00:46:32,348 --> 00:46:34,948
(SIGHS) Do we have
to do that tonight?

710
00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:37,585
Come on. It'll be fun.

711
00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:38,921
I know... I just...

712
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:42,690
Nobody likes a prude.

713
00:46:42,692 --> 00:46:44,360
Don't be that girl.

714
00:46:46,528 --> 00:46:48,197
That's my girl.

715
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,699
(WHISTLING)

716
00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:54,469
She'll make an old dog
break its chain.

717
00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:57,138
Look at that.

718
00:46:58,574 --> 00:47:00,307
Look, I'm sorry
about the bike.

719
00:47:00,309 --> 00:47:02,910
That was just business.

720
00:47:03,945 --> 00:47:05,481
Nothing personal.

721
00:47:06,914 --> 00:47:08,615
I wish your sisters
were here.

722
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,683
I mean, we'd have
a full house, right, guys?

723
00:47:10,685 --> 00:47:11,783
KAPPA MEMBER:
Yeah, that's right.

724
00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:12,786
Uh-huh.

725
00:47:14,255 --> 00:47:15,954
You like red-headed sluts?

726
00:47:15,956 --> 00:47:17,124
What?

727
00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:23,564
Two red-headed sluts for me and
buddy boy to slide into, right?

728
00:47:30,103 --> 00:47:31,104
Cheers.

729
00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,675
To God and country.

730
00:47:43,983 --> 00:47:45,520
Come on, get them.

731
00:47:50,524 --> 00:47:53,493
You're an interesting cat.
You know?

732
00:47:54,761 --> 00:47:56,361
I mean, I dig it.

733
00:47:56,363 --> 00:47:58,162
I like your spunk.
I like your attitude.

734
00:47:58,164 --> 00:48:00,964
I think the Brotherhood
is damn glad to have you.

735
00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:04,003
You got that head down,
quick walk kind of vibe.

736
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:15,647
Hey, no, no, come one.
Come on. One more.

737
00:48:15,649 --> 00:48:17,348
This is bullshit.
I'm not doing this any more.

738
00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:19,149
- What do you mean?
- I'm not doing this.

739
00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,652
Doing what? Again...

740
00:48:21,654 --> 00:48:23,554
Why do you have to embarrass
me in front of company?

741
00:48:23,556 --> 00:48:26,657
Jesus-H-Christ on a popsicle stick!
Honey, come on.

742
00:48:26,659 --> 00:48:30,228
Good. Another one.
Thank you. Love you.

743
00:48:31,162 --> 00:48:33,530
Don't look now,
it's Jack Enberg.

744
00:48:33,532 --> 00:48:34,667
He wants to blackball you.

745
00:48:42,641 --> 00:48:43,908
Cheers.

746
00:49:01,693 --> 00:49:03,593
Ooh, that tastes good!
Feels good, doesn't it?

747
00:49:03,595 --> 00:49:04,993
Put some hair on that chest.

748
00:49:04,995 --> 00:49:06,196
Makes you feel just right.

749
00:49:07,732 --> 00:49:09,199
KAPPA MEMBERS:
(CHANTING) Buddy boy.

750
00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:16,204
KAPPA MEMBER:
Take a drink, buddy boy!

751
00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,840
KAPPA MEMBER:
Take a drink, buddy boy!

752
00:49:18,842 --> 00:49:20,174
(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGAUGE)

753
00:49:20,176 --> 00:49:21,943
If you're Russian, right?
Cheers!

754
00:49:21,945 --> 00:49:23,746
Yeah, to Fatherland!

755
00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:25,884
Cheers! Cheers!

756
00:49:27,418 --> 00:49:28,683
(GIGGLES)

757
00:49:28,685 --> 00:49:29,887
Get off of me!

758
00:49:34,525 --> 00:49:37,525
You're going to drink.
You're going to enjoy it.

759
00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,293
Come on,
you goddamn little bitch!

760
00:49:39,295 --> 00:49:41,228
Drink the fucking shit!

761
00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:43,699
Come on! That's a good boy!

762
00:49:45,302 --> 00:49:46,303
Get back.

763
00:49:48,472 --> 00:49:51,274
Uh, uh, uh...
You made a fool of me.

764
00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:54,912
I mean, you're outnumbered.

765
00:49:55,778 --> 00:49:57,547
I mean,
there's no where to go!

766
00:49:59,215 --> 00:50:00,750
What are you, an idiot?

767
00:50:05,655 --> 00:50:07,122
(HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING)

768
00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:09,926
Let her go!

769
00:50:15,765 --> 00:50:17,399
(ALL SCREAMING)

770
00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:20,068
(HIGH PITCHED RINGING)

771
00:50:21,136 --> 00:50:22,471
Let's get out of here!

772
00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:26,840
(GRUNTS)

773
00:50:26,842 --> 00:50:28,106
What the hell was that?

774
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,075
No, no, no! Listen!

775
00:50:30,077 --> 00:50:32,712
Listen to me! Go to the dormitory.
Find Piper.

776
00:50:32,714 --> 00:50:34,815
Piper's in 306. Okay?

777
00:50:34,817 --> 00:50:37,517
Okay? Go find Piper. 306.

778
00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:40,420
(DISTORTED) Okay, go!
I'll cover you. Go! I got you!

779
00:50:40,422 --> 00:50:42,591
Get him! Get that Walkman too!

780
00:50:43,592 --> 00:50:44,691
KAPPA MEMBER:
They're getting away!

781
00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:46,494
(DISTORTED)
I got you, motherfuckers!

782
00:50:47,761 --> 00:50:49,763
KAPPA MEMBER:
Hold up! Hold up!

783
00:50:58,773 --> 00:50:59,939
(CALMING MUSIC PLAYING)

784
00:50:59,941 --> 00:51:01,206
(GROANS)

785
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:03,008
(KAPPA MEMBERS LAUGHING)

786
00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,612
(COUGHS)

787
00:51:15,788 --> 00:51:18,689
Where is she? Huh?

788
00:51:18,691 --> 00:51:21,395
Where... Is... She?

789
00:51:27,467 --> 00:51:29,335
(ALL CHEERING)

790
00:51:33,973 --> 00:51:35,439
Payback's a bitch.

791
00:51:35,441 --> 00:51:36,476
(GRUNTS)

792
00:51:41,213 --> 00:51:45,018
You ever... You ever wonder why
people use the number two pencil?

793
00:51:45,552 --> 00:51:47,552
You ever wonder that?

794
00:51:47,554 --> 00:51:51,691
Why not number three,
four, or five?

795
00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:56,828
See, the harder the lead,

796
00:51:57,529 --> 00:51:59,663
the higher the number.

797
00:51:59,665 --> 00:52:01,865
See,

798
00:52:01,867 --> 00:52:07,269
- the number, uh, four doesn't really work that well,
- (LIQUID POURING)

799
00:52:07,271 --> 00:52:12,108
and the machines definitely
can't read number three.

800
00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:15,581
And number ones
just kind of smudge a little.

801
00:52:18,382 --> 00:52:20,719
Get up!
Against the wall!

802
00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:27,090
(GROANS)

803
00:52:30,126 --> 00:52:31,696
But...

804
00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:35,767
The number two pencil...

805
00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:37,903
Now, that...

806
00:52:40,204 --> 00:52:41,472
That one's just right.

807
00:52:42,707 --> 00:52:44,875
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

808
00:52:46,443 --> 00:52:48,211
You know, I, uh...

809
00:52:50,447 --> 00:52:52,749
I lost a lot of bikes today.

810
00:52:56,151 --> 00:52:58,053
(SCREAMS)

811
00:52:58,055 --> 00:53:00,591
KAPPA MEMBER: (LAUGHS) Whoo!
X marks the spot!

812
00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,095
Oh, man! Oh...

813
00:53:05,962 --> 00:53:07,464
What?

814
00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:09,833
You're not having fun?

815
00:53:11,133 --> 00:53:12,800
I want you to go out there,
and I want you to find

816
00:53:12,802 --> 00:53:16,238
the deepest, darkest hole you can
fucking find and keep him in it.

817
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,507
Good man.

818
00:53:21,945 --> 00:53:23,145
Go!

819
00:53:25,982 --> 00:53:27,414
So wake the fuck up!

820
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,650
Wake the fuck up, pussy!
You scared?

821
00:53:29,652 --> 00:53:31,284
You fuck around
with Kappa Brutis,

822
00:53:31,286 --> 00:53:33,087
you get fucked around with,
bitch!

823
00:53:33,089 --> 00:53:34,588
Piece of shit!

824
00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:36,659
Fresh meat!
Aren't you hungry?

825
00:53:37,693 --> 00:53:41,362
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND SHOUTING)

826
00:53:43,631 --> 00:53:45,133
KAPPA MEMBER: (DISTORTED)
Kill his fucking ass!

827
00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,803
KAPPA MEMBER: Yeah, here we go!
You're so fucked!

828
00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,407
KAPPA MEMBER:
Oh, oh! Is he crying?

829
00:53:54,409 --> 00:53:56,542
Stare him
right in the fucking eyes.

830
00:53:56,544 --> 00:53:58,511
That's the last thing you're
ever going to fucking see.

831
00:53:58,513 --> 00:54:01,347
- Now, you're fucking dead!
- That's right.

832
00:54:01,349 --> 00:54:03,284
I'd be scared
if I was you, Freshman!

833
00:54:05,352 --> 00:54:06,353
(GROANS)

834
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,500
Why are you helping me?

835
00:54:22,502 --> 00:54:24,636
KAPPA MEMBERS: Where do you
think you're going, huh?

836
00:54:24,638 --> 00:54:27,641
Huh? You got nowhere to go!
Nowhere to run!

837
00:54:32,546 --> 00:54:33,548
Go!

838
00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:39,217
PALMER: Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

839
00:54:39,219 --> 00:54:40,987
(GIGGLES)

840
00:54:45,025 --> 00:54:47,194
You really fucked up
this time.

841
00:54:50,864 --> 00:54:52,496
- (PENCIL STRIKES)
- (THUD)

842
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,835
SPOKEN WORD SOCIETY MEMBER: Do
not mistake our joy for privilege.

843
00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:58,270
We have known pain.

844
00:54:59,206 --> 00:55:01,840
We have known struggle.

845
00:55:01,842 --> 00:55:05,877
We have stood at her shores
in the high and low tide.

846
00:55:05,879 --> 00:55:08,746
Let her waves
wash upon our bodies,

847
00:55:08,748 --> 00:55:12,683
threatening to erode away the
things that make us beautiful.

848
00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:15,919
Pain was seated at the edge
of our mother's bed

849
00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,688
to greet us when
we first opened our eyes.

850
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:22,060
Struggle chained itself to our
ankle as we took our first fall.

851
00:55:22,062 --> 00:55:25,097
They are sisters. They do
not come one at a time.

852
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,966
They ebb and flow
like crushing feet,

853
00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,433
turning grapes to wine.

854
00:55:30,435 --> 00:55:32,401
They went to the sisters
often.

855
00:55:32,403 --> 00:55:34,971
Casting themselves
in her oceans daily.

856
00:55:34,973 --> 00:55:37,940
Getting stronger daily.
Getting wiser.

857
00:55:37,942 --> 00:55:39,809
Calling these waters
their home

858
00:55:39,811 --> 00:55:42,211
until gills took the place
of their lungs.

859
00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:45,816
We are the products of men who gave
their breaths so we could swim.

860
00:55:45,818 --> 00:55:47,483
Who withstood crashing waves

861
00:55:47,485 --> 00:55:50,453
so that tempest and chill
would never be foreign to us.

862
00:55:50,455 --> 00:55:53,456
We are the first group
that burst through the seed

863
00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:55,457
and gripped any soil
to call it home.

864
00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:58,828
We are the magma rising up
through igneous rock,

865
00:55:58,830 --> 00:56:01,730
the lava racing down
the side of the mountain,

866
00:56:01,732 --> 00:56:04,132
destroying anything
in its path.

867
00:56:04,134 --> 00:56:07,602
Each one of our brothers the tip
of a spear that pierces flesh,

868
00:56:07,604 --> 00:56:09,538
so the rest can pass through.

869
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,108
Anywhere we go,
we leave a lasting wound!

870
00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,642
Precision is our weapon.

871
00:56:13,644 --> 00:56:15,044
Excellence is our culture.

872
00:56:15,046 --> 00:56:16,745
History is our engine.

873
00:56:16,747 --> 00:56:22,483
Revving us to rage at and against a
machine, and now we stand uncontested.

874
00:56:22,485 --> 00:56:27,022
Besting our rivals. Returning
every sweat our ancestors invested.

875
00:56:27,024 --> 00:56:28,522
Every day we are yelling,

876
00:56:28,524 --> 00:56:31,458
"Kill a Kappa! Kill a Kappa!
Kappa! Kappa!

877
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:35,030
"If it's a Kappa, snap his
neck if he talks smack!"

878
00:56:35,032 --> 00:56:38,499
Them Kappas copped some capital,
but, now, look where they at!

879
00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:41,535
Challenge The Society,
you see how we react!

880
00:56:41,537 --> 00:56:44,206
Man, them Kappas cowards!
They ain't never coming back!

881
00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:45,641
(APPLAUSE)

882
00:56:48,678 --> 00:56:50,780
Long live The Society.

883
00:56:53,049 --> 00:56:54,382
(GASPS)

884
00:56:59,223 --> 00:57:00,356
Hi.

885
00:57:04,426 --> 00:57:05,860
To us!

886
00:57:05,862 --> 00:57:08,494
And to those who
wish to be like us!

887
00:57:08,496 --> 00:57:11,499
Gentlemen,
with the Kappas gone,

888
00:57:12,235 --> 00:57:14,467
we shall control the row.

889
00:57:14,469 --> 00:57:16,002
Which is extremely tight.

890
00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:17,871
- (SOCIETY MEMBERS LAUGH)
- Indeed! Hear! Hear!

891
00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:19,671
Hear! Hear!

892
00:57:19,673 --> 00:57:21,541
This is quite the rager.

893
00:57:21,543 --> 00:57:24,045
- Yes!
- I know I'm raging face.

894
00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:27,148
Victory stroll?

895
00:57:28,884 --> 00:57:30,852
I'll be with you in a moment.

896
00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:45,432
(SIGHS)

897
00:57:46,433 --> 00:57:48,502
(WATCH TICKING)

898
00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:51,839
We did it, Father.

899
00:57:55,377 --> 00:57:56,844
We did it.

900
00:58:00,247 --> 00:58:02,216
(INDISTINCT SCREAMING
AND BLOWS LANDING)

901
00:58:16,196 --> 00:58:18,297
(MAN SCREAMS)

902
00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:20,099
(HARMONICA PLAYS)

903
00:58:55,901 --> 00:58:57,236
Palmer!

904
00:58:59,538 --> 00:59:00,939
Washington.

905
00:59:01,907 --> 00:59:04,176
We had a consortium.

906
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,456
So well with words.

907
00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,835
(GLASS BREAKS)

908
00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:54,392
(BOTH GRUNTING)

909
00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,129
Ah!

910
01:00:03,565 --> 01:00:04,700
(GROANING)

911
01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,001
(CRACKS)

912
01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:09,407
Come here, come here.

913
01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:15,575
All right, hey,
what is honor, huh?

914
01:00:15,577 --> 01:00:19,581
Do you die real quick,
or do you live another day!

915
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,650
(GROANS)

916
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:27,254
PALMER: You done good.
You done real good.

917
01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:30,656
Good job, buddy.
Good job. Good job.

918
01:00:30,658 --> 01:00:32,261
(CONTINUES GROANING)

919
01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:35,164
(PANTING)

920
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,868
(PENCIL FLIES,
THUDS IN DISTANCE)

921
01:00:41,003 --> 01:00:42,369
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

922
01:00:42,371 --> 01:00:44,239
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

923
01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:47,708
Find the Freshman!

924
01:00:48,576 --> 01:00:51,413
Find him!
Find the Freshman!

925
01:00:55,682 --> 01:00:58,717
My first act will be
to clean up these bodies.

926
01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:00,522
They smell like literature.

927
01:01:01,356 --> 01:01:04,192
Oh, smack my ass
and call me Shirley.

928
01:01:05,593 --> 01:01:07,128
Is that yours?

929
01:01:08,096 --> 01:01:09,462
Where is he?

930
01:01:09,464 --> 01:01:10,728
I don't know where he is.

931
01:01:10,730 --> 01:01:12,131
Oh, it's heavy!

932
01:01:12,133 --> 01:01:13,399
You don't know
where he is?

933
01:01:13,401 --> 01:01:15,066
No, I threw him out.

934
01:01:15,068 --> 01:01:17,135
I don't know where he is.
I haven't seen him since.

935
01:01:17,137 --> 01:01:18,803
Last chance,
because you better tell me.

936
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,105
I don't...

937
01:01:20,107 --> 01:01:21,907
- You won't tell me?
- Put it down! I don't know where he is!

938
01:01:21,909 --> 01:01:23,641
- You won't tell me where he's at?
- No!

939
01:01:23,643 --> 01:01:25,578
I don't know where he is!

940
01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:26,644
Get her out of here!

941
01:01:26,646 --> 01:01:27,881
No, no.

942
01:01:36,622 --> 01:01:38,624
Hear that, Freshman?

943
01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,228
We got your girl!

944
01:01:42,061 --> 01:01:43,896
Come on out!

945
01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:46,266
Come on, boy.

946
01:01:47,767 --> 01:01:49,269
Come on!

947
01:01:54,441 --> 01:01:56,675
The fuck you looking at?
Get him!

948
01:01:59,345 --> 01:02:00,646
FRESHMAN: Psst!

949
01:02:03,115 --> 01:02:04,483
Psst!

950
01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:10,022
Hey!

951
01:02:11,924 --> 01:02:13,792
Over here!

952
01:02:31,809 --> 01:02:33,811
Can you get me
out of here?

953
01:02:34,946 --> 01:02:36,148
Please?

954
01:02:53,797 --> 01:02:56,966
KISHA: What the fuck, Alfred, what did
you bring us? Tell me it's a puppy.

955
01:02:56,968 --> 01:02:58,803
Tell me it's a fucking puppy.

956
01:03:02,806 --> 01:03:05,308
This? Are you
fucking kidding me?

957
01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:08,176
This guy?
You brought this fucking guy?

958
01:03:08,178 --> 01:03:09,411
Get me a knife,
I want to gut him.

959
01:03:09,413 --> 01:03:10,747
YVETTE: Hey!

960
01:03:14,817 --> 01:03:16,018
He's fine.

961
01:03:18,154 --> 01:03:19,421
- (SIGHS)
- GIRL 1: Whatever.

962
01:03:19,423 --> 01:03:21,225
GIRL 2: Alfred,
you got the stuff?

963
01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:24,895
Come on...
There you go.

964
01:03:25,862 --> 01:03:26,930
(MOUTHING) Thank you.

965
01:03:29,399 --> 01:03:31,098
I'm so stupid!

966
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:32,866
I can't believe
I trusted him.

967
01:03:32,868 --> 01:03:33,934
You're not stupid.

968
01:03:33,936 --> 01:03:35,537
ANNIE: It's not your fault.

969
01:03:35,539 --> 01:03:36,937
What the hell was I doing?

970
01:03:36,939 --> 01:03:38,872
ANNIE: Would you stop?
Seriously.

971
01:03:38,874 --> 01:03:40,341
I have to tell the Dean.

972
01:03:40,343 --> 01:03:42,610
Yeah, 'cause he's going
to believe you?

973
01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:44,211
Piper tried that. Remember?

974
01:03:44,213 --> 01:03:46,113
He cut The Journal
and called it a hoax.

975
01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:48,282
If it's not lining his
pockets, he does not care.

976
01:03:48,284 --> 01:03:49,416
Ow! Motherfucker!

977
01:03:49,418 --> 01:03:52,086
Well, we have
to tell someone.

978
01:03:52,088 --> 01:03:54,555
Piper 's been trying to tell them
for years what Palmer did to her.

979
01:03:54,557 --> 01:03:56,756
- "Yeah, can you prove it?"
- "You invited him over."

980
01:03:56,758 --> 01:03:58,758
- "Were you guys drinking?"
- "What did you think was going to happen?"

981
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,896
ALEX: Seriously, it made her look like
a hooker, and pencil dick walked...

982
01:04:03,098 --> 01:04:05,064
Here.

983
01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:09,902
Listen, he didn't
believe Piper's back-story.

984
01:04:09,904 --> 01:04:11,474
What makes you think
he's going to believe you?

985
01:04:13,074 --> 01:04:15,141
Stop leaving your sisters
behind for your new honey,

986
01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,876
and we wouldn't have
this problem.

987
01:04:16,878 --> 01:04:19,679
We were here before,
and we'll be here long after.

988
01:04:19,681 --> 01:04:21,414
Entiendes?

989
01:04:21,416 --> 01:04:23,383
ALEX: Has anyone even heard
from Piper?

990
01:04:23,385 --> 01:04:24,816
ANNIE: No, I haven't
got a signal.

991
01:04:24,818 --> 01:04:26,086
They have her.

992
01:04:26,721 --> 01:04:27,786
ALEX: What was that?

993
01:04:27,788 --> 01:04:30,055
- Son of a bitch.
- The fuck did you just say?

994
01:04:30,057 --> 01:04:31,456
Palmer took her.

995
01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:32,525
Pencil dick?

996
01:04:32,527 --> 01:04:33,726
That fucking little...

997
01:04:33,728 --> 01:04:34,793
We got to get her back.

998
01:04:34,795 --> 01:04:36,398
Yeah, I'll go
fucking get her myself.

999
01:04:36,830 --> 01:04:37,929
I want in.

1000
01:04:37,931 --> 01:04:39,265
- Hell, no.
- (LAUGHS)

1001
01:04:39,267 --> 01:04:40,932
- He's dead weight.
- Get the fuck out of here.

1002
01:04:40,934 --> 01:04:42,134
- I got screwed over too.
- Oh, yeah,

1003
01:04:42,136 --> 01:04:43,603
with your little bike
problem?

1004
01:04:43,605 --> 01:04:45,103
'Cause we all really care
about that.

1005
01:04:45,105 --> 01:04:48,841
Guys... He got me to Piper,
and she woke me up.

1006
01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,310
We can trust him.

1007
01:04:51,312 --> 01:04:52,477
You fucking serious?

1008
01:04:52,479 --> 01:04:53,911
You got to be
fucking kidding me.

1009
01:04:53,913 --> 01:04:54,979
(SIGHS)

1010
01:04:54,981 --> 01:04:57,316
- That's Alex.
- Beta.

1011
01:04:57,318 --> 01:04:59,017
- Annie.
- Sigma

1012
01:04:59,019 --> 01:05:00,988
- And Kisha.
- Delta.

1013
01:05:03,157 --> 01:05:06,493
He's a dick,
but he's not one of them.

1014
01:05:09,896 --> 01:05:11,495
I can help get her back.

1015
01:05:11,497 --> 01:05:13,130
(LAUGHING)

1016
01:05:13,132 --> 01:05:14,365
Looking like that?

1017
01:05:14,367 --> 01:05:15,800
How many fingers
am I holding up?

1018
01:05:15,802 --> 01:05:17,537
What are you going
to do with one hand?

1019
01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,941
Do you have rubber bands
and a ruler?

1020
01:05:23,943 --> 01:05:24,944
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

1021
01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:27,947
And some food.

1022
01:05:34,354 --> 01:05:35,455
(GASPS)

1023
01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:40,392
You know, it's very simple.

1024
01:05:42,027 --> 01:05:43,892
Just tell me where he is,

1025
01:05:43,894 --> 01:05:46,332
then you can run along
to your little paper.

1026
01:05:48,501 --> 01:05:54,172
In fact, I'll even let you
come up to my room.

1027
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,008
You can do
a little piece on me.

1028
01:06:00,212 --> 01:06:01,680
Don't touch me!

1029
01:06:03,381 --> 01:06:04,848
You get it?

1030
01:06:04,850 --> 01:06:06,949
Right there.
X marks the spot.

1031
01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:08,420
(GROANS)

1032
01:06:11,423 --> 01:06:12,890
Last chance.

1033
01:06:13,759 --> 01:06:15,427
- No!
- No?

1034
01:06:17,395 --> 01:06:18,563
No?

1035
01:06:19,263 --> 01:06:21,397
Oh, no!

1036
01:06:21,399 --> 01:06:22,498
(LAUGHTER)

1037
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,168
"No means no!"

1038
01:06:27,238 --> 01:06:29,607
You know what I hate
about female journalists?

1039
01:06:30,441 --> 01:06:32,273
They just...

1040
01:06:32,275 --> 01:06:34,578
They'll never be
as good as Tom Brokaw.

1041
01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:37,014
No.

1042
01:06:38,716 --> 01:06:39,884
Hail Mary.

1043
01:06:41,951 --> 01:06:43,117
(TAPS ON MIC)

1044
01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:44,218
(TAPE REWINDS)

1045
01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,256
(MUSIC PLAYS)

1046
01:06:51,927 --> 01:06:53,229
(TOILET FLUSHES)

1047
01:06:56,131 --> 01:06:57,601
What in the hell?

1048
01:07:01,438 --> 01:07:02,806
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1049
01:07:24,293 --> 01:07:25,895
(MUSIC STOPS)

1050
01:07:33,101 --> 01:07:34,303
Buddy boy!

1051
01:07:41,944 --> 01:07:43,576
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1052
01:07:43,578 --> 01:07:45,013
PALMER: Mmm-mmm...

1053
01:07:45,948 --> 01:07:48,917
Buddy, buddy, buddy,
buddy, buddy boy!

1054
01:07:51,653 --> 01:07:54,821
I was wondering when you would
show your fat, ugly fucking face.

1055
01:07:54,823 --> 01:07:56,923
(LAUGHTER)

1056
01:07:56,925 --> 01:08:00,292
Now! Now, it's time
to meet your maker!

1057
01:08:00,294 --> 01:08:01,329
(WHIRRING)

1058
01:08:01,796 --> 01:08:02,797
(GRUNTS)

1059
01:08:09,938 --> 01:08:11,839
(ALL LAUGHING)

1060
01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:15,977
FRESHMAN:
Hey, hey, hey!

1061
01:08:47,406 --> 01:08:48,642
Ah!

1062
01:08:52,311 --> 01:08:54,246
PALMER: Get him! Get him!

1063
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,488
(ALL EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY)

1064
01:09:09,028 --> 01:09:11,897
(UNCONTROLLABLE URGE
BY DEVO PLAYING)

1065
01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:23,442
(GRUNTS)

1066
01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,585
(SCREAMS)

1067
01:09:52,135 --> 01:09:53,571
Honey?

1068
01:09:54,872 --> 01:09:56,438
Why?

1069
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:59,741
Honey, come on!
What did I ever do?

1070
01:09:59,743 --> 01:10:00,777
PIPER: Really?

1071
01:10:01,845 --> 01:10:04,279
I just tried to keep order.
That's all I wanted.

1072
01:10:04,281 --> 01:10:05,981
I wanted a little respect.

1073
01:10:05,983 --> 01:10:08,551
And I did everything for you.
I got you everything!

1074
01:10:08,553 --> 01:10:10,187
I got you fucking ramen!

1075
01:10:10,855 --> 01:10:12,222
(SCREAMS)

1076
01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,171
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

1077
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,850
KISHA: Little dick!

1078
01:10:46,689 --> 01:10:47,690
Ooh.

1079
01:10:53,328 --> 01:10:54,629
You were right.

1080
01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:56,265
You think?

1081
01:10:59,535 --> 01:11:01,101
You okay?

1082
01:11:01,103 --> 01:11:03,137
I was so stupid.

1083
01:11:03,139 --> 01:11:05,538
It's nothing.
You didn't know.

1084
01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:06,940
Where were you
all this whole time?

1085
01:11:06,942 --> 01:11:08,608
You could have
saved us a lot of trouble.

1086
01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:11,010
We were in class.

1087
01:11:11,012 --> 01:11:15,682
DEAN: I don't know which one of you
entitled brats changed the tunes,

1088
01:11:15,684 --> 01:11:18,818
but I won't stand for it!

1089
01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:22,388
You almost caught my cock in the
toilet door, you son of a bitch!

1090
01:11:22,390 --> 01:11:25,391
The alumni of this school
are prosperous

1091
01:11:25,393 --> 01:11:27,560
because of brains
and hard work.

1092
01:11:27,562 --> 01:11:29,294
You good for one more?

1093
01:11:29,296 --> 01:11:31,798
And waiting for a handout!

1094
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,732
You want a fight.
You got a fight.

1095
01:11:33,734 --> 01:11:34,866
You coming?

1096
01:11:34,868 --> 01:11:36,135
I'm cutting everything off!

1097
01:11:36,137 --> 01:11:37,402
No, you got this.

1098
01:11:37,404 --> 01:11:40,539
No more donations. No more bike fairs.
No more food.

1099
01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:42,241
Hey, Detective!

1100
01:11:47,581 --> 01:11:49,550
Go buy yourself some
more ink and a new lens.

1101
01:11:51,485 --> 01:11:53,252
KISHA: Let's go, Piper!

1102
01:12:05,765 --> 01:12:08,232
(CYCLE BELL RINGS)

1103
01:12:08,234 --> 01:12:10,367
NARRATOR:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

1104
01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:13,604
I haven't told you
how our story ends.

1105
01:12:13,606 --> 01:12:16,542
First of all, the Freshman
got his bike back.

1106
01:12:25,752 --> 01:12:28,119
Piper's story finally broke,

1107
01:12:28,121 --> 01:12:32,022
reestablishing the sorority and
bringing order to the campus.

1108
01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:36,294
And the Dean was stripped
of his command and exiled.

1109
01:12:40,265 --> 01:12:44,402
Oh, as for me,
I got myself a promotion.

1110
01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:48,473
Welcome to Rock Steady
University.

1111
01:12:53,417 --> 01:12:58,417
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