You walk out the backdoor of a building and into an alleyway, when suddenly a vehicle comes out of nowhere and hits you. The player stops the vehicle after hitting you to roleplay that they hit you. How would you proceed? Be as detailed as possible, one or two lines will not be accepted.

*Sitting in theatre watchin a rom-com alone on a Saturday night.
*Damn that microwave burrito from the 24/7 ain't sitting right.
*Feels rumbling in stomach, fights it.
*Few minutes pass.
*Stomach churning. Shifts buttocks to side.
*About to fart.
*Better not risk it.
*Struggles to keep butt muscle clinched.
*Not goin to win this battle.
*Gets up.
*Too far to bathroom, not going to make it.
*Fuck it, this is an emergency.
*Runs to Emergency exit left of screen.
*Fuck not going to make it!
*Kicks open door.
*Gets hit by car.
*Butt muscles relaxed.
*Pants soiled.
*Car dude gets out of car, runs over to me.
“Fuck dude, you hit me.”
*Car dude “Sorry, I didn't see you. Are you OK, should I call EMS?”
“My fuckin leg dude. Like dude.”
“What's up with my pants dude?”
*Car dude “Why were you running out of the theatre?”
“Dude, your car shat in my pants dude!”
“Fuck man.”
*Car dude “What???”
“You car fucked my leg dude and shat in my pants.”
*Car Dude “What? My car did what?”
“It shat in my pants dude.”
*Feels little dizzy.
*Car Dude “Did you hit your head, I'm going to call EMS.”
*Car Dude calls EMS.
*Car Dude “Hi, I hit this guy with my car. His leg is hurt and I think he might have an head injury.”
*911 “OK sir, Police and EMS are on the way.”
*Car Dude “Police???....erm OK. Thank you bye.”
*He hangs up quickly.
*Car dude is getting nervous.
“Dude, did you tell em to bring me some pants dude. I'm like a size small-large.”
*Car dude “Sorry, I gotta run. Sorry about your leg and pants.”
“Dude, like my fucking pants dude.”
*Lie there waiting for EMS.
*EMS and cops show up.
*Cop gets a priority call and leaves.
*EMS “Sir you are going to be OK. Where are you hurt?”
“Like my leg dude.”
*EMS checks leg. Its broken.
*EMS gets whiff of something awful.
“Dude the car did this man! It messed up my leg man AND my pants.”
*EMS checks for head wounds. Finds slight concussion.
*EMS proceeds to prepare for transport.
*EMS loads me up and takes from scene.