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[Scene: Watson's Detective Agency]
We see a distorted view of a girl's face. Ripples of water refract and reflect glints of artificial light. The flow of water slowly calms down until Gura's face comes more clearly into view.
GURA: aaaaaa
A fish swims by, her eyes following it's tail.
GURA: aaAAAA
The camera pulls back, showing Amelia casually reading a newspaper in the background. Without looking up from the papers, Amelia speaks to Gura.
AMELIA: Don't try it.
GURA: I wasn't gonna!
AMELIA: You were gonna.
GURA: Nooo...
Amelia lowers the paper and looks disapprovingly at Gura, who hangs her head in shame.
GURA: ...maybe.
AMELIA: You can't eat my fish.
GURA: How about just one?
AMELIA: No.
GURA: The fat one.
AMELIA: No.
GURA: With the fat head.
AMELIA: No.
GURA: And the fat tail.
AMELIA: Don't call him fat!
Amelia holds the fish out of the water, petting it gently.
AMELIA: You'll hurt his feelings. He's very sensitive you know.
GURA: *To herself* Sensitive enough to be held out of the water like that?
The door slides open and Ina slides through.
INA: Something smells fishy.
GURA: Ina! Ame won't let me eat her fish.
AMELIA: Ina! Gura keeps trying to eat my pets.
INA: Humu humu, a see-food diet.
The camera pans to Gura, who is laying on the floor in a vulnerable pose. She wipes a fake tear away with one sleeve while looking up at the camera.
GURA: It's a tragedy... At this rate... I'll waste away to nothing.
AMELIA: *Aside* What showmanship...
INA: More like showma-AH!
Gura bites down on one of Ina's hair-tentacles. Ina runs around the room trying to pull her off while Amelia tries and fails to keep up.
INA: Itai, itai, itai!
AMELIA: No, don't eat-ai!
GURA: *inaudible*
The three collapse off-screen and a crash is heard. The camera pans over to the destruction and the three are on the ground in different states of well-being. Gura is sitting on the floor with a pouty expression, Amelia is standing up, holding her head, and Ina has her knees pressed to her chest, holding her hair while crying.
GURA: This isn't fair, I can't eat the fish, I can't eat Ina... How's a girl supposed to stay nourished?
Another crash is heard. Kiara falls from the ceiling and lands close to the camera. The view then spins around dramatically, ending on a cowboy shot of Kiara, who is standing in an equally dramatic pose.
KIARA: Kikirikii! Takanashi Kiara is here with a special delivery of hot, fresh, KFP!
Gura's mood instantly improves and her attention is turned towards the phoenix. Amelia's attention is on her ceiling and the rubble still falling from it.
AMELIA: I have a door... you know...
KIARA: We've got a special care package for a special customer! Legs, Thighs, Wings, and Breasts, everything to satisfy your- AAH!
Gura has bitten down on Kiara's rear. The two of them run around the room, similarly to how Ina and Gura ran about before.
KIARA: No no no! I'm not the food!
The screen instantly turns black as a thud plays.
We see a pair of red eyes fade out of the darkness as smoke clears from the room revealing the silhouette of Calli. As the camera pans away, the back of Gura's shaking head comes into view.
She stands ominously in the middle of the room before coughing loudly and waving the smoke out of her watery eyes.
In the background, we can see Kiara huddled up next to Ina, the two of them clutching their respective battle-damage.
CALLI: Why's it so dusty in here?
AMELIA: Why does everybody keep wrecking my office?
GURA: It was already kind of a mess.
AMELIA: And whose fault is that?
There's an awkward silence as the screen holds on Calli, Ina, Kiara, and Gura's incredulous expressions for a few seconds.
GURA: Yours?
Amelia headbutts Gura and the two of them clash, forehead to forehead for a bit before Kiara (head)butts in.
KIARA: What're you doing here anyways, Calli?
CALLI: Oh, yeah. I heard that someone died nearby and, when I saw you enter, just assumed the worst.
KIARA: Aw, how considerate! You really do- wait I'm not dead, am I?
INA: You seem pretty lively to me...
CALLI: Definitely alive.
Calli makes a cool chuuni-pose.
CALLI: I'm kind of an expert on the subject.
INA: So... If she's not dead, then who is?
AMELIA: Noooo!
We cut to Amelia, kneeling on the floor while clutching the body of the fish she held out of the water before.
AMELIA: How could this happen? He was too young! Why?
GURA: Can I eat him now?
She gathers herself and dons her detective's hat and cape in a quick gesture.
AMELIA: That's it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this. It's time to investigate!
We cut back to Calli, Kiara, and Ina, standing in the foreground while Amelia walks back and forth with her magnifying glass, searching for clues. Taking advantage of the distraction, Gura slowly slides across the floor towards the fish bowl.
INA: Calli is here because Ame's fish dies, but how did you know to show up earlier?
KIARA: Ah, that's easy. KFP scientists invented a new device that allows us to instantly determine if one of our regular customers is hungry, then it dispatches a delivery bird to the location immediately.
CALLI: Sounds fancy.
KIARA: It is! It's the latest technology, have a look!
Kiara reaches into her pocket and produces a sheet of paper which she hands to Ina. Calli and Ina hunch over the paper to get a closer look and the camera zooms in on it.
The front of the paper reads: IS GURA HUNGRY? Ina turns it over in her hand to reveal the other side, which simply says: YES. The two readers hang their heads in disappointment, but not surprise.
AMELIA: A-ha!
We cut to Amelia, her face contorted by the magnifying glass. In the background, Gura jumps away from the fish bowl, innocently holding her hands behind her back as a fish tail sticks out from between her lips.
AMELIA: My investimigation is complete! Whoever killed my fish fits all the following criteria:
We cut to a colorful background with a chalkboard over it. A Walfie-style version of Amelia is cut-in on top of the frame as text appears on the chalkboard matching what Amelia says.
AMELIA: They work for Hololive.
AMELIA: They breathe air.
AMELIA: They walk on land.
AMELIA: There is a strong possibility that they are in this very room.
Cut back to the office, where Amelia is standing smugly and confidently on one side of the room while the other four girls stare at her.
C+G+I+K: It was you!
Cut to Amelia, sitting with her head in her hands.
AMELIA: You're all right. I'm the one at fault here!
She looks up.
AMELIA: I spent so long looking for the killer when I should have been looking for ways to bring him back!
AMELIA: Kiara!
Amelia slides up to Kiara, their faces inches apart.
AMELIA: You can bring him back? You know all about resurrection!
KIARA: I can only do that to myself.
Amelia turns to Calli, their pose mirroring the earlier shot of Kiara and Amelia.
AMELIA: Calli! You can do something, right?
CALLI: I only reap souls. I never sow them.
INA: (In the background) Sowls...
Amelia presses her face to Gura's, again mirroring the earlier two shots.
AMELIA: Gura!
Gura gulps down another fish tail.
AMELIA: You can... do something... fish-related...
AMELIA: Oh, who am I kidding. My fish is dead and he's never coming back.
INA: Actually...
INA: There's probably something about this in AO-chan.
CALLI: Dark magic? Are you sure?
INA: Let's see... Here!
The room starts shaking as Ina hovers a few feet off the ground, her eyes glowing red and the room becoming black.
INA: aaaani, ani, ani
There's a sick, squishing noise as the camera is zoomed in on the shocked reactions of Amelia, Kiara, and Calli. When the lighting returns to normal, we see their jaws drop at once.
INA: There! Good as new!
The shadow of a mass of tentacles is cast on the wall behind her and unholy screaming is heard coming from just out of view.
KIARA: That's...
CALLI: That's...
AMELIA: Perfect! He's even bigger than I remember!

As the credits roll, the cast is standing in the background. Amelia and Ina are petting one of the tentacles. Calli has a speech bubble with the silhouette of Gura inside while Kiara is looking around the room, fruitlessly.