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[ANON IN EQUESTRIA] FurAffinityShy

Jul 27th, 2014
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  1. Written in a thread about Fluttershy having a FurAffinity account.
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  4.  
  5. "Hey there, Fluttershy!"
  6. >"Anon?! O-oh! H-hi! What are you doing here?"
  7. "Just come to visit, we hardly see each other nowadays."
  8. >Push past her and into her house.
  9. >"O-oh, umm, p-please don't. Wait, what did you want? Do you want a drink please..."
  10. >She trails off into incoherent mumbling.
  11. >Shake your head and smile.
  12. "It's been two weeks, Shy. We used to hang out all the time and now you're always cooped up in here."
  13. >Crouch down and playfully boop her nose.
  14. "C'mon. What's up?"
  15. >She flinches and blushes at your touch.
  16. >"I've been... Reading."
  17. >She gives you a lopsided smile.
  18. >"Reading books!"
  19. >Raise an eyebrow.
  20. "Really? Huh, never took you for a heavy reader, Shy. Whatcha been reading?"
  21. >"Hemmingneigh... A.K Yearling... Y-you know. All that good stuff."
  22. " 'Good stuff'. "
  23. >Her blush deepens.
  24. >You carefully study her face, watching for any abnormal quirks.
  25. >She's trembling, sweating, and her eyes keep darting towards the stairs.
  26. >...
  27. >Welp, nothing out of the ordinary there.
  28. >Same old Fluttershy.
  29. >Grin and scratch behind her ear.
  30. >She coos and closes her eyes, leaning into your touch.
  31. >As she does this, you remove your hand and take off upstairs to her bedroom.
  32. >"W-WAIT! Anon!"
  33. >Before she can stop you, you barge into her room to find.
  34. "Oh shit, you got a -computer-?!"
  35. >She clumsily gallops the stairs and crashes into the backs of your legs.
  36. "That explains... Well, everything."
  37. >Striding over, you sit down on the cushion she had as a seat, and flip it open.
  38. "So what set-up have you got? You into games or just social media? This what you been using to read? When was the last time you ate?"
  39. >She hastily answers "yes" to every question.
  40. >You look around her desktop.
  41. >The wallpaper is of a meadow filled with bunnies.
  42. >Typical.
  43. >Good artwork though.
  44. "I like your wallpaper, Shy."
  45. >She stops tugging on your arm and trembling for a second to smile.
  46. >"Th-thanks; a friend made it for me!"
  47. "Oooh, been meeting artists over the internet, have you?"
  48.  
  49. >Give her a sly wink and chuckle.
  50. >Quick as a flash, you open up ponynet explorer.
  51. "There's this hilarious video I have to sho--"
  52. >...
  53. >You freeze mid-sentence.
  54. >Fluttershy has gone pale.
  55. >Her bookmarks at the top of the page are curious.
  56. >Ewe-tube, Ponychan, various other 'unorthodox' sites that you yourself visit.
  57. >But right at the end, you see one that makes your blood run cold.
  58. >FurAffinity.
  59. >Slowly turn your head towards your friend.
  60. >Her eyes are quickly moving between the screen and you, a look of abject horror on her face.
  61. >For a minute you both stare at each other, struggling to find words to say.
  62. >Finally, she speaks.
  63. >"...It's where I found my artist friend who did my wallpaper."
  64. "Oh!"
  65. >You smile.
  66. "So you bookmarked it so you can keep up with her work?"
  67. >"Y-yes."
  68. "Well you can always just bookmark her page specifically so that you don't have to go to the front page every time."
  69. >She nods, some colour returning to her face.
  70. >"I'll keep that in mind."
  71. >You quickly load up ewe-tube and find the video you wanted to show her.
  72. >A goat trying to skateboard.
  73. >The pair of you giggle like idiots as the laptop's speakers blare the sounds of a thoroughly confused goat into the room.
  74. >You spend the next hour or so surfing the net with Fluttershy.
  75. >It was stuff like this you missed.
  76. >Spending time with Fluttershy was great, especially when she relaxed a little bit.
  77. "So have you got any drinks? Or should we go out?"
  78. >"Oh! I'll grab us something, be right back~"
  79. >She sings the last few words and you sigh contentedly.
  80. >Fluttershy's an awesome friend.
  81.  
  82. >But you just don't get why she'd spend all her time cooped up in here.
  83. >You spend ages on the internet, but still have time to go out, so what's Fluttershy doing that--
  84. >' hi slutt! ^_^ '
  85. >...
  86. "...What the fuck."
  87. >A chatbox has opened for a program you didn't even see was installed.
  88. >Some random guy with a picture of a dragon cock for a Display Picture just called you a slut.
  89. >So you respond accordingly.
  90. ' U wot m8. '
  91. >' nearly finished that commission you asked for ;D it's totally hot~~ '
  92. >...
  93. >Oh god Fluttershy what have you done.
  94. ' Really? That's great! But I forget which one that was, I ask for a lot of commissions. '
  95. >Fingers crossed this works.
  96. >' remeber that pic Shade linked of the minotaur giving a human a rimjob you favourited? '
  97. >JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
  98. ' Yeah? '
  99. >' weeell you asked me to draw something like it, but with a dragon giving the human a rimmy :3c '
  100. >' and i'm nearly done!!!! :D '
  101. >This is fucking horrifying.
  102. ' This is fucking great! '
  103. >Wait, does Fluttershy even swear?
  104. >' omg you swore. that's so hot~ *nyaaaan* '
  105. >[Internal screaming intensifies]
  106. >' im gonna tell EVERYONE '
  107. ' Tell them what? '
  108. >' that Sluttersly swore at me~ so do you wanna cyber again later on? '
  109. >Again.
  110. >AGAIN.
  111. ' Sorry, busy with-- '
  112. >...
  113. '--Reading '
  114. >Gotta give Fluttershy credit. It's a good excuse.
  115. >' oh okay. you read GoatFister's update on his story? '
  116. >OH COME THE FUCK ON.
  117. >"Aaanooon!~ I have your drink! Do you like orange juice? Because that's all I had..."
  118.  
  119. >She sits next to you and smiles.
  120. >"What's up?"
  121. >You silently open up the chat window.
  122. >She locks up entirely.
  123. >Close the window, then the laptop, and turn to her.
  124. " 'Sluttersly'. "
  125. >She trembles as she looks at you.
  126. >"I-I-I... I..."
  127. >Her eyes water, then she starts sobbing.
  128. >"I-I'm sorry! I-I knew it was w-wrong b-but they were s-so nice to me!"
  129. >Pull her into a hug.
  130. "Shhh, it's okay."
  131. >You think it is, anyway.
  132. >Depends on how deep down the dragon-hole she went.
  133. >...
  134. >Rabbit-hole. You meant rabbit-hole.
  135. >"Y-you hate me, don't you?"
  136. "What, because you like pictures of animals fucking each other? Pffft, no."
  137. >She must never find your collection of pony/diamond dog porn.
  138. >"Th-then... You're umm, fine with this?"
  139. "To a lesser extent, sure. Just don't go sending me links to anything made by a guy called 'GoatFister'"
  140. >She giggles and tightens her hug around you.
  141. >...
  142. >"So..."
  143. >...
  144. >"Umm..."
  145. >...
  146. >"Wanna yiff?"
  147. >You're out of that house faster than you can say Bad Dragon.
  148.  
  149. Fucking Fluttershy.
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